rate cuts edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60630496

is this the thread where i finally 38x my money

>>60632029
no

I bought some $SPY $623c 7/16s, lets fucking push this shit to the stratus sphere boss

That fucking boss tripfag is so fucking cringe, holy shit

>>60632022 (OP)
Fed should raise rates for the lulz

>Cut rates 3 points
>Inflation surges 6 points
>Value of dollar plummets
>GDP rockets
>Debt to GDP ratio falls
>Outstanding debt becomes worth less due to lower value of dollar
>All of this with a lower cost of financing
HYPER
OMEGA
GIGA
BULLISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TSLA bros… what happened

Sitting extremely comfy on a $96 cost basis for my AMD. Even my GOOG and AMZN shares are going back up. Back at all time high for my portfolio in dollars. Sadly my europoor currency is too strong against the dollar.

>TRUMP JUST RAISED TARIFFS 20% ON TUVALU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLACK SWAN EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nextdoor has relaunched.

https://blog.nextdoor.com/meet-the-new-nextdoor
https://www.fastcompany.com/91367794/inside-the-redesign-that-will-make-you-actually-want-to-use-nextdoor

They even brought back the old non-woke logo.

Sarah Friar actually lost the company millions of dollars during her sabotage.

Should I get in CBLR?

I SHOULDA BOUGHT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

>>60632066

No but because I’m feeling generous I’ll give you my favourite small caps.

GAMB
OSCR
GRRR

You’re welcome meine freund

Deirdre Bosa looking plump af rn

>>60632051
>bullish
yeah we turning into Zimbabwe soon

Fuckin techfaggots absolutely carrying the market

>>60632022 (OP)
Who profits when the rates are high? Does the Federal Reserve report profits?

Trump is larping as reagen but regean served under peak interest rates. He should be larping as Truman instead

>>60632051
Finally, a real economist posts in ess em gee

>>60632071
when did you buy? I almost bought earlier but seeing how it was already so high I decided it was too late

>>60632066
yes before tmrw

>>60632071
Too bad anon. What's your biggest bag?

>>60632060
im not shorting. fuck the kikes

First for SMCI

>>60632061
Are you that anon who used to work for Nextdoor?

>wake up
>open finviz
>all my shit is green
>all the absolute garbage you'd have to be a retarded nigger to buy is red
This happens basically every day

>Donald Trump Posts On Truth Social "HAPPY CRYPTO WEEK! The House will soon VOTE on a tremendous Bill to Make America the UNDISPUTED, NUMBER ONE LEADER in Digital Assets - Nobody does it better! The GENIUS Act is going to put our Great Nation lightyears ahead of China, Europe, and all others, who are trying endlessly to catch up, but they just can't do it. ..."

>>60632138
yessir. former software engineer. stayed for too long. sold all my stock on secondary market (thank you to Nirav and the board for allowing it). Now I'm back in along with many of my former co-workers.

>>60632145
well if you compete with eu that its hardly a competition at all. eu just wants to regulate it to death and ban all the good stuff

>>60632131
>Anon doesn't know how to count
Insanely impossibly bullish. Not knowing how to count means that any value between 0 and infinity is possible, and there are far more numbers that exist beyond the price of even the most expensive stock in existence. SMCI to ten quintillion.

Ah, waking up to more gains as a soxl chad. Life is good.

TLT sissies... Inflation wasn't transitory...?

>>60632022 (OP)
>3 points =1 trillion saved a year
based on what

>>60632151
Oh no, what will the EU do without Crypto?!?!!?

>>60632146
Back in as in got rehired or bought the public shares? Also pic my highly professional analysis of Nextdoor stock

>>60632112
Months ago, it made sense that the importance of rare earth would go up. Not this much up this quick though.

>>60632117
I don't usually sell. My last sale big flip was buying Activision when stock price was in the dumpster cause of dumb drama when the financials were still crazy. I expected it to be a slow build up but then the Microsoft deal came up and I sold the news.

>>60632198
make their citizens suffer as the reborn soviet union they wish to be. thats why they suck in international matters such as the ukr situation because they focus on torturing their citizens over things like that

>>60632198
Not sure. EU is a completely useless entity outside of being an open-air museum for American boomer tourists. You wouldn't think they could get any more irrelevant, but they somehow still do.

>>60632051
Not to mention all the people rushing to spend their money before it becomes worthless.

>>60632194
refinancing of biden era bonds at today's rate

Just loaded up on UUUU calls. think it'll test ATH soon.

>>60632212
Don't bother anon. Yuropoors are so obsessed with hating America that they don't realize their own continent is full of commie shitters who want to replace the native population with mudslimes.

>>60632212
>they suck
>EU wants to support, but fears nuclear war
>US doesn't really fear nuclear war
>Trump makes it campaign to stop war and not support Ukraine
>Still supports Ukraine

hmm

>>60632200
checked. just bought more shares. once I'm out of a company I'm not coming back lol.

nice chart anon, LFG. this is just a long term hold and forget, desu.

>>60632051
Its more bullish for pmg than smg, but as long as you never adjust for inflation you can pretend to have gains

>>60632240
Wealth effect is real. People thinking that they are wealthier makes them spend more.

Ehm, Yields?

>30y above 5%

>Nutlick: China chip sales were part of the rare earth magnets agreement

>>60632225
Interesting, I just shorted it. Who will be bagged?

This is it isn't it? The beginning of the 10 long years before we reach fresh all time highs boss.

>>60632080
OSCR is actually one of the ones I was eyeing, from what I have read so far they seem to be solid. I guess that seals the deal. Putting in 30% of my cash on it

>>60632263
new all time highs by next summer boss

>>60632172
We can't stop winning. No matter what happens we're always on top.

>>60632233
Bought 1k shares. Hopefully you nig nogs aren't just fucking around

>>60632275

henlo i really need soxl to hit 35 by eod

DOOMP IT

>>60632293
What kind of retarded calls did you buy anon

Why aren't you buying SPACS anon> These are the SPACS that went public during the last SPAC phase in 2021
>HIMS
>IONQ
>MP
>RKLB
>ASTS
>SOFI
>DKNG

>if SMCI did this pump last week I'd be up $16k rn instead of just $4.5k
feels bad man

>>60632321
i didn't
i would just like it to go up that high

>>60632275
welcome to the neighborhood, anon.
>>60632261
good luck anon.

>>60632323
now post all the ones that dumped and never recovered

>>60632332
that dumped and are going to recover soon**

INKT bros...

>>60632293
soxl is a piece of shit, this thing never goes up

>>60632323
>HIMS
sells literal poison
>IONQ
could crash at any time because quantum won't make money for like 100 years
>MP
idk
>RKLB
>ASTS
space is fake and gay
>SOFI
I have a SOFI checking and savings and it's p good, but their marketing is so cringe
>DKNG
predatory kikes who profit off of working people's misery

>>60632293
What? 35!

>>60632222
Can't we make rates negative to save even more?

yurobros... why are big US stocks mogging us so hard....

>>60632352
Yes but it does fuck up the incentive structure

We run negative real rates(rates minus inflation) all the time, but negative nominal rates opens up a bunch of infinity schemes where people lever exponentially

>>60632361
euros are too scared of risk and don't invest

>>60632318
This is it, I knew it. The bears were right. The bears were right all along. Oh god, I didn't listen...all I had to do was listen. Bobo I'm so sorry, you tried to warn us but we just didn't listen. Fuck, I'm going to lose everything. They're going to demote me back to shudra caste in the village...I really fucked up this time

>>60632361
really though, what does europe even make? cars while trying to brag about having walkable cities?

>>60632402
they make regulations

>>60632395
Euros dont invest because up until recently you were guaranteed to retire at 55 with 1.5 k euro pension. Literally all our boomers live 30 years doing nothing.

Now this will never happen due to aging population, which means the smarter euros are throwing money where the money is, US stocks. Eu markets have 0 liquidity.

I have literally been unable to loose playing weeklies. Only using like 5% of my portfolio but making 50% every fucking day. I just go from one trade to another and have won like ten times.

>>60632402
We should put a 200% tariff on those walkable cities boss.

Eur usd is approaching normal levels which is giga bearish.

>>60632226
>europe is so obsessed
>trump posting about europe, forty posts on here about how europe being a meme and trash and worthless, unprompted
uhhhh okay

>>60632419
so you're telling me you're on track to grow your portfolio 800k% this year? seems legit

I kind of want to buy some vanguard just so I can be like “yeah, I own a little bit of vanguard”.

>>60632442
Premium boglehead

SOXL bros, I think 30+ is well within our grasp now. NVDA surging ahead is likely to create an anchor effect that pulls the rest of semis up with it. We've already seen AMD surge today.
The only unknown remains chip tariffs. If Trump comes out with 25% or higher tariffs on ALL semis coming in to the US, that would hit profits pretty hard. It wouldn't exactly be 25% across the board because many of those semis are made outside the US and sold outside the US as well, so those wouldn't be seeing tariffs at all.
However, Jensen Huang has already spoken about the effects of any potential chip tariffs:
https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5398512-nvidia-trump-tariff-chips/
He said "we'll work through it", meaning he doesn't think it would have a significant impact on operations.
It also seems from recent news that NVDA is getting the rights back to sell chips to China that Trump may have softened or changed his stance with respect to how chips will be sold.

So overall I think things are still looking bullish for semis right now. 30+ is coming soon.

>>60632400
>60632400

please fix this

>Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick Says No Tariffs On U.S. Goods In Indonesia, Indonesia Pays Tariffs In U.S.
Nice, very fair deal

Despair. Despair. Sell everything. S. E. L. L. Everything. I was a stupid chud bull, saying "nothing ever happens" "nothing ever happens". Well this is it, all I really was is a braying ass. Michael Burry was right about everything. Bears are in control. Q tried to warn, the bear will leave it's cave forever. Fuck I didn't listen

>>60632486

Smells like bear cum

OH NO

Anyway I’m going in on 0DTESPY calls to be sold for 30 minutes this orange retard stops speaking.

I hope HIMS becomes the future of healthcare and every single GP is replaced by an AI chatbot on their webiste.
Fuck GPs, waste my time with appointments then decide to waste some more. "To see if it clears up." Moron! I've had it my entire life. Never saw that same dumbass again. Still want my $50 back.

>>60632496
How do you know he's talking? Was this schedules somewhere?

>>60632499
Telehealth boner pills are the future boss!

Fellow panicans, what's our next move?

>>60632533
Peeing my pants boss.

>>60632046
jej nigger

NVDA should at least dump 3$, just cause.

>>60632486

i'm getting fucked here
and not in a good way

>>60632577
Nice try bear, but I have already sold everything at a loss. You may have taken some of my rupees today, but the rest of my rupees are secure. You will not make a bag holder out of me no matter how much you dump this market bobo!

>>60632585
Call Jerome, wait in line and hold.

>>60632599
>he sold
pump incoming

SOXL bros?

>FUD posting
>a measly -0.25%
We need a good 2% culling to cleanse smg

Can we get some Yield Curve Control? All the illegal niggers and spics aren't getting food stamps or section 8 housing anymore, which is deflationary in nature, on top of the resumption of college loan payments. I need the 30y to come down to 4%, thanks niggers!

This is it.
This is the big one
I sold everything.
Cashgang

>>60632622
Thank u for ur service

>>60632566
nvidia should go back to 3 $ a share and still would be overvalued

>>60632622
bogle chads are highly distinguished and revered, almost as much as bears

finally euro is tanking

feels good

Cant believe I shilled for Trump that orange retard as a russian. I really thought he'd be different and I kept shitting on euros here for months for him. Now he's going to fucking bomb Moscow with tomahawks.
Time to rev up the pedo epstein allegations on pol. Fuck you ameriturds

Buy SBSW

Someone's getting fucked and not in a good way

>>60632635
>Time to rev up the pedo epstein allegations on pol. Fuck you ameriturds
how much do they pay you?

>>60632602
i am number 17,502 in line and my call is very important to him

>21 shares of SGOV

>>60632640
thats what I hate. I want the ticker to go in my direction so bad, and I realize everytime it does some poor soul is getting it w/o lube. Such is the market...
>>60632644
BASED!

>>60632635
You lost and will be balkanized. Ukraine won europe won America won rheinmetall won

>>60632599
My meme is actually bullish, you selling and not understanding the meme tells me things will go up more.

>>60632642
Does their call on hold have the same great fedwave music that their livestreams have?

Daily bottom is in

DEPLOY THE V SHAPED RECOVERY TO 6325

Sell SBSW

>>60632635
>he thought he could buy trump with free shilling and he'd stay bought
many such cases

>>60632654
>DEPLOY THE V SHAPED RECOVERY TO 6325
dont do this

>>60632636
>>60632658
Fuck I'm getting mixed signals here. Do I first sell the SBSW shares that I already have, or should I buy more SBSW shares with my remaining rupees and then sell all of the shares? This is getting tricky sirs

>>60632635
I just saw a post about that being denied.

>>60632652
it's just audio of jeanna laughing and telling me i'm a worthless loser and i should kms over and over
though that could also just be my internal monologue

Why does it halways have ot be a V? Like rly

Why SCHD down?

>>60632684
Why do you keep fighting the trend? Just go long and come back in 3 months.

This market needs some VA VA VOOM boss!

Is there something going on that I don't know about?

>>60632684

V for Victory
V for Volatility
V for eVer

>He didn’t buy OSCR
>Despite my relentless shilling
>ISHIGGYDIGGYDOODOO

Russell 2000 is having a really bad day today. Poor small-caps can't catch a break.

>>60632674
Is there any way to invest in anime girls to make it all hurt less?

>>60632671
Yes.

Anyone else balls deep in metals/materials?

Sold my NVDA Jan calls yesterday, as well as a few lotto weeklies :(

RCAT and ZENA have been good scoops, but I don't expect any major gains in the short term. Just a steady climb in the next few months.

Any of you Dutchbros holding ASML? I have AVGO which is quasi-connected, want to see what their orders look like when they report tomorrow morning.

>>60632671
No

>>60632715

Fat fishe feast on fishe food first

Guppy gulps gereafter

>>60632687
Rotation out of tech is over and we're rotating back into tech

You see that shit about how Trump fucks kids boss?

>>60632805
That simply doesn’t ring true

im pretty sure all this trading is making my hair fall out. I had a totally winning position that I knew was going to 2x by EOW 100% guaranteed but the stress got to me. Im so tired of checking AH, im so tired of waking up before market open on little sleep and staring at candles all fucking day. Im tired of watching my profits dwindle and spike every minute. I couldn't handle the constant nagging in my head knowing I have an open position. Even if it is a total winner and wont stop winning, the self-preservation kicks in to protect my brain from bad spiraling even in rare high moments. I cant handle the constant mind pressure. I had to solded. I was tired of winning.

>>60632826
Perhaps options are't for you.

>>60632402
>>60632361
EU has a bigger manufacturing base thoughever.

>>60632751
I used to be in PALL but got shaken out several times so I revenge bought SMCI instead

>>60632746
>>60632760
No no no, I see how this is. You will not trick me again bear. If I buy SBSW now you will dump the price and take my rupee but if I have sold already now at a loss you can't take any more of my rupee than you already have. So I have sold everything at a loss and protected the rest of my money and have made great strategic move. On the next day I will purchase even more 0dte and get revenge on you baboo bear

>>60632831
way too late now. I may be hooked

>Grok introduces an AI anime gf
>NVDA reaches an ATH

Energy fuels boys

>>60632859
>>Grok introduces an AI anime gf
need-to-know alpha
>pic
but only the performative male gets pussy

>BlackRock’s shares tumbled after the investing giant said a large client pulled $52 billion from the asset manager during the second quarter
What do the big fish know that we don't know?

I was informed in the last thread that smg is NOT for niggers and jews and quite frankly I think that's extremely racist

>>60632893
nigger here, I snuck in

>>60632889
>Big fish pulls 52b from other big fish
Jesus christ. One shutters to imagine who might own blackrock

>>60632402
Look at the device you have in your hand. Yes, your phone, you stupid phoneposter. It has that ARM CPU that ruined Intel and made it go under because desktop and servers amount to fuckall.

>>60632893
Jews arent a race and niggers arent people so its not racist at all.

HELLO YOU FUCKIN TECHFAGGOTS
;CAN WE PLEASE TRADE 10-20 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE AND NOT 40-400!?

>>60632911
checked

>>60632911
The price of all stocks should be 0 in order to price in the heat death of the universe.

>>60632893
Honestly, I'm most worried about these threads being on a jeet-dominated board.

>>60632893
There are a lot more important problems than racism to worry about. We have to end apartheid, for one, slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless and propose more racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

>>60632919
If only there was an smg on some board somewhere that had flags next to the user's id

Woah, easy easy easy

Realistically, what do you guys consider success in your portfolio, monthly?

I used to gamble for big gains, now I'm happy with 1-3%. Pretty much anything not red.

>>60632926
if only there was an smg that was never on topic and posted porn

>>60632051
YASSS QUEEENS 45 DOLLAR SANDWICHES ARE BASED AND ECONOMICAL!!!!

Money is gold and gold is money. And who seized all the gold, and who withdrew gold from circulation, and who replaced gold with paper?

>>60632751
Waiting till EOY on mine

$SPY is about to fucking crash isn't it boss.

>>60632933
A man can dream

>>60632932
outperforming SPY

>>60632944
no. mediocre +/-0.25% close. Maybe return to 620 EOW

>a country like indonesia gets 19% tariffs
>Our literal strongest allies get 25 to 30%

Trump is such a fucking retard

>>60632939
Pol wont tell you this but it was fuckin white people that's who. It's always been the native ruling who class who fucks their citizens and then deflects blames to the bankers

>>60632950
If they are our ally, why are they charging us tariffs boss?

>>60632932
Matching VT.

I got 2000 to dump on stonks. Where? Play for EoY up to 2 yrs. No degen bets.

So far looking at:

VRT
SMCI

>>60632950
An LLM decided those numbers they weren't calculated

>>60632859
Circumcision is evil
You're all fakers until you speak up about it

Anons didn't fail the system, the system failed them.

These autists won't let go of NDX 23000

>>60632977
Have you Heard of SOXL?

>HOUSE REPUBLICANS have failed to clear a procedural motion that would allow consideration of a pair of crypto bills and the defense spending bill.

196-222

Huge blow to crypto’s sway in dc.


IT'S OVER FO CRYPTo

>>60632981
I made my inlaws family upset when the mother in law asked if we were going to circumcise and I said “oh I’m not evil or retarded so no one is doing that to my sons. If anyone tries I’ll probably kill them ahahahaha”
>awkward silence, “oh uh um well okay anon”
Turns out they all circumcised their sons kek

>>60633050
was a bit excessive, which you made yourself appear like the more awkward, despite being right.

>>60632402
Plenty obviously, but Europe is not a single country and EU leaders have no interest in making the EU more competitive.

how can UNH go even more down

>>60633061
Yeah I wasn’t even thinking. Like a knee jerk response when you’re half paying attention.

>>60633081

Shakeout before post earnings breakout

Keeping DCA and trust the plan. $400 soon come brother.

>>60632635
>be retard
>get mad when your retardation fucks you over
pic related, buy SHLD

>Fox is told they will try for a re-vote on the rule for the crypto bills around 5 pm et.

>Fox is also told that the President is “pissed” and is making outreach to members who blocked the crypto bills from coming to the floor #Bitcoin

>'Barkin Says Fed's Rate Panel Hasn't Always Followed Chair's Lead'- Bloomberg
Hmmmmmmm

>>60633116
All bark

it's time

>>60633133
NVDA still almost 4%, has needs to lose at least $80 billion

Oh no it's sour hour I knew it I just knew the bears were in control, oh my god I can't take these losses. It's a complete and total crash, everything is falling as quickly as it can. Shit. Shit! The bears are destroying me sirs I am going to lose everything

>>60633133
Not even considering slurping until SPY $580. Get to work bobo.

End of day flash crash back to $600 $SPY

why is trump doing this, were supposed to be allies

>>60633141

>>60633143
>580
Never happening

>>60632859
>Fitzcarraldo edition book
That’s a deep cut lol

the jews are stealing my gains

>>60633148
Trump is putins puppet so ask why putin is doing this instead

>>60633161
Trump just said hes going to bomb petersburg and hes prolonging the war by giving oinkraine aid

>O pumps a little
>think maybe it's the start of a positive trend
>nope -3% the very next day
Very cool

I can't believe this the bears have taken even more of my rupees. It is over it is so over I am going to have to sell my daughter in village square again. I am so sorry my lovely daughter Lolita Viashnaprya but you are the one who must pay for what the bears have taken from me. Shit this is terrible. Durgesh and his sons will make my daughter scream have mercy her vagene can't take more abuse. It is so over my fellow sirs it has happened again the bears have completely destroyed my daughters vagene

>>60633170
There's just no interest in REITs right now, even the most solid ones. I'm just buying shares when I can and enjoy the passive income.

>>60633177

sold GOOGL to buy more UNH

Is Home Depot tumbling because of all the ICE raids?

>>60633186
Thanks now it'll go to $300

>>60633042
Congress is literally too retarded to even operate a crypto wallet nor understand it. They know how to do insider trading with stocks that's it. They can't insider trade with crypto so it's not beneficial to their interests

NVDA

Cipher mining or terawulf haaaaalp

Thank you anon about KIND.

Thoughts and Saturnist prayers to TQQQ

>JUST IN: US House fails to advance Crypto Genius Act, Clarity Act & Anti‑CBDC Act
OH SHIT

>Larry Fink tells everyone to buy back in late February
>Market dumps
>Trump tells everyone to buy mid-April
>Market pumps

>presents

Boss boss boss boss, boss.

Just go up, bloody ashes, I don't care about the meme number.

>>60633313
>In early 2025, particularly around March, Fink commented on the stock market's selloff, which saw the S&P 500 decline by about 10% from its February highs. In an interview with Semafor, he noted that a market pullback of 7% after years of growth was a "blip" and suggested that such declines could represent a "buying opportunity" for investors, though he also cautioned that the market could fall another 8%. Similarly, in a CNN interview on March 12, 2025, Fink reiterated that market pullbacks were not necessarily alarming and could be seen as buying opportunities, emphasizing his long-term bullishness on the U.S. economy.

>By April 2025, Fink's stance became more explicit. In posts on X and reports from outlets like Business Insider and Fox Business, he described the market's decline as a "buying opportunity" despite recession fears and potential further drops of up to 20%. He emphasized that he saw no systemic risks in the financial system, suggesting confidence in the long-term resilience of the market.

thank you @grok

How come no one paid this any mind?
>AI coding tools may not speed up every developer, study shows
>Before completing their assigned tasks, the developers forecasted that using AI coding tools would reduce their completion time by 24%. That wasn’t the case
>“Surprisingly, we find that allowing AI actually increases completion time by 19% — developers are slower when using AI tooling,” the researchers said.
Seems pretty important to me...
https://techcrunch.com/2025/07/11/ai-coding-tools-may-not-speed-up-every-developer-study-shows/

Power 14 minutes lfg

I got a big announcement to make tomorrow, so make sure to tune into /smg/ around the time of the market opening boss.

>>60633369
Enjoy your vacation

>>60633367
As a developer, I have a very specific use case for AI tools and then leave it out everywhere else. Namely, its stupidly good at handling context with respect to a large block of text. Its good at being asked for random reformating requests. Its also good at writing boilerplate code.
Otherwise, its more like having a turbo Dunning-Krueger junior developer right beside you slapping your keyboard. That's why I typically avoid using it for auto-complete and instead lean only on chat with an LLM.

last chance to join the clbr/pew train

AAAAAAAAAAAH

What will headlines be like in 10 years?

>>60633392
Another Trump spac scam? yeah no thanks baggie, find another sucker

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>60633430
-0.34%

>>60633430
-0.7%

>>60632932
I’m happy with 1% green every week over prior week but I have been in wealth preservation mode.

>>60633430
-1.08%, not a fan.

>>60633430
+ $65.05 (0.89%)Today

Eh

>>60633430
up about 5k so far this week, down 8k from last week, so crabbing?

12 months performance
>Nasdaq, the index +12%
>Nasdaq Inc, the company +40%

>>60633430
+0.84%

>>60633430
-1.3%

What’s going on at Tesla? Why are all the tenured employees leaving?

>>60633430
I may have lost to the bear today but I will return in the morning with even more rupee and I will then become the bear myself. I will borrow more rupee and use the rice money too and short the market with everything. Then I will be eating big with the bears!

>>60633430
-7% :(

>>60633430
-1.12%, -_-

>>60633430
up a cheeky 300

>>60633430
-1.24%
Bunch of gay bullshit. The stuff I wanted to go down actually went up so I stayed locked out, the stuff I did own, that I consider undervalued, dumped mega hard.

I wanna buy more gamestop below $20 but the bitch refuses to drop

>>60633380
I feel like I've been forced to use it because google results have been so shit lately. I still don't trust any of the output and I'm probably too old to ever trust it completely.

>President Trump Says Will Be Fighting China 'In A Very Friendly Fashion'
Can he just shut the fuck up for one day

I thought it's very odd that the Nvidia chart is so smooth after liberation day.
It doesn't sit right with me.

>>60633507
So I checked what the Cisco chart looked like during the dot com bubble.

It's not quite similar but you can see the period where it's mostly just a smooth line up. Still had a bit more to give after that but it became a lot more volatile.

>>60633507

Will it sit right with you when it passes $10T market cap next year?

>>60633503
Well he's a liar so that means he's not going to fight china but he's going to be very unfriendly. (which sounds more believable)

>>60633512
>>60633507
To me this sounds like we're in 1998 rather than 1999

We haven't seen an IPO wave of 0 revenue AI companies yet.
We haven't seen mainstream frenzy yet.
Normies aren't even really talking about it yet.

>>60633513
I don't think you're wrong. The bubble hasn't gone mainstream yet.

>>60633430
fucking lost more money again, 200 bucks
yolofomod into calls cuz LINE GOES UP, ignoring it was an ATH, and even retail didnt wanna buy, institutions prolly would take profit and all that shit
had limit puts too, they didnt pass, and in the first few minutes they were going down so i gave up on them, and I didnt wanna buy the top again and again but I just fucked myself
I could have easily 3x'd instead im fucking broke again
why do i do this
now im depressed
at least i managed to bag 100 ai dashcams at 1.24
what the fucks gonna happen tomorrow, I doubt itll go up
I think i just have to wait more on open with 0dtes to see what the flow is, but this shit moves so fast you dont wanna miss out and end up yoloing anyway
fuck google too, i sold off half my worthless 195c for 50% loss, better than nothing, shoulda sold em all, this worthless jeet shit wont go up again

>>60633507
If not line not green, why green shaped?

>>60633482
what movie is pic from?

>>60633430
I lost over 50k.

test

How do people lose money when market is moderately up

https://www.ft.com/content/a4a362a6-cc8b-4188-8658-75183a3d6f5f

Who wants alpha?
Cantor Equity Partners I is rumoured to be merge with Blockstream capital to buy $3 billion of BTC. This will mirror the exact same deal between CEP and Twenty One Capital, which is trading at $40 before merger.

daily reminder SOXL is going back to 60
bears are niggers
niggers are riggers

>>60633577
I trade small cap derivatives my nigga, the chains are so thin that they do goofy shit when activity is low

>futures

>>60633577
SPY was -.57% for the day my melanated friend

>>60633580
Will be slurping in the morning

>>60633507
>>60633512
smooth lines bring bad times

line went down. this is against regulations. explain yourselves

>>60633551

Now look Pepe, I told you there is no Mike Hunt working for the Federal Reserve. No stop calling.

>>60633430
+0.34%

>>60633662
One man's loss is another man's gain >>60633438

wtf is happening? not a single thing is green

alright... whats the stock to buy on the dip?

>>60633685
Soxl

>>60633679
hm I'm not seeing that over on my end, anon.

>>60633679
Boss boss boss, boss.

>>60633696
that is because you are a bear, stealing from the honest and hard working investor that did nothing to deserve such torture

>>60633430
All in UNH so I’m not checking

SPY had a 90% down day?

Damn

The complete dismissal of bonds in portfolios today makes me want to buy some.

I know the world is ending and the currency is being debased and so on and so forth. That's what everyone thinks.

But if the world is not ending we are very close to a ceiling. The Fed will intervene if it goes higher.

Boss boss boss boss boss boss?

I fucking hate SOXL

>>60633735
They will inflate the debt away and destroy your bonds, but a dca into TLT probably won't hurt if you're liquid enough

>>60633735
>buy some
nothing wrong with buying some because no one knows the timing. Trump's constant talk about lowering rates can influence people to initially buy bonds to lock in a higher interest rate (before the claimed coming rate cut), which lowers the rate, then when no rate cut comes less people buy bonds so the rate actually goes up again. Locking in good rates on some of your money makes sense.

>>60633723
I bought a 178 spxl call that ends Friday. Is it over for me?

Anyone else annoyed how dumps last only for a short while? By the time I look they sometimes already recovered the majority of their value, how am I supposed to buy in if I need to watch the market the full 6.5 hours?

>>60633859
just buy dax. it slumps 5% every other week

>>60633430
+0.76%

>>60633430
+1.94%

>>60633430
+3.54%

>>60633430
+3.22% +$389.24.

>>60633735
Zoom out

>>60633186
>>60633081
>UNH
Why do retail traders sometimes become fixated on one particular stock for no discernible reason? Trash like PLTR and GME I sort of get, but fucking United Health? Why?

>>60633960
Value trap

>futures

>>60633960
Clout. Trend chasing. All the buzz and rage. Imagine going to a party and you get to say,
>“hey guys you know that ceo of United health that got murdered!?!”
All the redditard commies perk up at you with intrigue
>“I own stock in that company!
Their faces turn sour and begin their unskippable Marxist dialogue option

Well I got fucking wrecked on a pump and dump and lost all my gains lmao I fucking hate my life. Im literally so desperate for anything good to happen that im taking huge retarded risks in a panic

goes down when I have nothing in there. glowies just win everything huh

>>60634012
Just go all in on weekly calls, only good things can happen

>>60634025
I dont even have access to options on my account

What the fuck happened at 1-1:30PM EST today? I ask because I see PCLA went from about $3.30 down to about $0.67 today, and I can't find any news about what happened.

>>60633773
And why is that? Buy on open after AH poomp like a clown? Just slurp tomorrow

>>60634091
Yes I bought today like a clown and it dumped after. I need a double to get even and for some reason soxl is the only thing I feel like buying but there's no way it's actually going to 60.

>>60634057
just bear season starting

>>60634101
And why won't it actually go to 60?

>>60633960
I doubt many people besides me are all in on it. It’s a pretty solid company going through some minor issues that’s 50% down with lots of technical indicators indicating overselling, massive buying from insiders and institutions, and you’re making money from jewing burgers to death with their retarded system they love so much more than commie healthcare

>>60634133
Because soxx would need to go to over 300 in a mostly stable uptrend

>>60634144
Stranger things have happened, no?

>>60633960
>retail traders sometimes become fixated on one particular stock for no discernible reason?
because it's easier to research and keep track of a single pick, and you only need one pick to be right unless you're a whale with liquidity issues already

I hope soxl has a massive red day tomorrow so I can buy it (I will actually be too scared to buy it)

>>60634279
>>60634279
>>60634279

>>60632022 (OP)
How does trump pretty much confirming hes a Jeffrey Epstein pedophile affect the market?

why isnt powell cutting rates?

yurop has been cutting

>ECB Cuts Rates for Eighth Time, Widening Gap With Fed