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Raggedy Dan: welcome to the summer games hosted by our spirit of Christmas wendigo overlord Mandy Claus we're your announcers
Jonesy: Jonesy Alexander!
raggedy Dan: and Danny Thompson!
J: gee raggedy Dan what is the summer games?
rd:...... (don't call me that): that's simple Jonesy it's a 36 person battle royal to the death on a island in an undisclosed location
j: a battle to the death! gee that's sounds scary. tell me RD why would anyone participate in this?
rd: ...... well you see everyone's gunning for the coveted prize a Christmas wish without any limits many people would kill for it and believe me they will....
Jonesy: yeah that does sound great and all but what if you lose ragg-
RD: stop calling me that it's easier if you just called me by my actual name you're going out of your way to piss me off!!!
j: *holding back laughter*
rd: OK well don't be worried about them because you see death won't be the end for them anyone who loses here will have their souls transferred into a a new elf body where they will work for our overlord to make the toys for all the good boys and girls of North Park
RD: OK it looks like the games are about to begin let's give you a view of what's Happening!
https://imgur.com/a/wF5xuUv