I noticed there was some sort of other Alastor thread that got deleted, but it was for a rule violation. I'll reiterate the /cm/ specific rules for any newcomers from /trash/.
>No yaoi.
>No images with females in them, so no Charlie, Rosie, etc.
>No 3D images.
>All images MUST be SFW.
>No trolling/baitposting.
>No racism.
>No off topic debate.
>Furry, guro and lolisho ARE allowed, but only if it's not explicitly pornographic.
>New threads need at least 5 images posted.
>When bumping include an image.
>Try to post quality images and discussion.

Well apparently this mystery >>3982142
is solved. A confession was made over curry that my phone was tampered with before I updated my app. Very smooth. I thought I was going crazy.