This feels like exactly the sort of game the Cowboys would win to kick off a losing season overall. They'll pull the upset, get their dumbass fans excited all over again, and then fail to make the playoffs.

>Parsons requesting a trade
>Dak underperforming in camp
>no real running game to speak of
>Jerry older and more decrepit than ever

Just how big of a disaster do we expect the Cowboys' season to be this year?

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He's an insane lunatic whose money enables his worst behavior. Jerry actually recently had to take a paternity test for a woman in her 20s to see if he was her father, which would mean that he's been fucking whores and loose women well into his 60s and maybe even to this day. I can easily see him being very entertaining fodder for an adult cartoon, but I'd be very surprised if he'd actually let them be honest about how depraved he is. He has a lot of money and a lot of power, even if he's nonetheless a laughingstock.

But then, one of Jerry's guiding principles always seems to have been that there's no such thing as bad publicity. He's been happy to be a clown in the past if it keeps eyeballs on him and the Cowboys, because it leads to more money for him in the end. So maybe he DID approve of this cartoon. I'm not sure I'd be surprised, really.