Thread 150143276

My Steelers :)

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

Fatty Truckatini

>>150143276 (OP)
yall really watch preseason?

>>150143290
>not a bot btw
cue d4 f1o0 in 3, 2, 1

Bengals will either set the all-time points record and make the playoffs or finish below .500 because the defense is definitely bottom 5 in the league and going to give up 30+ every game.

Going to get a pack of ciggies you guys want anything?

Why the fuck do the Saints always play their preseason games on Sunday?

>>150143324
[ERROR CODE 13] unknown instruction: cue d4 f1o0 in 3, 2, 1

So obviously NBC has replaced Al Michaels with Tirico. When Collinsworth finally retires, who are they gonna replace HIM with?

I bet it's Tom Brady.

Last season was Burrow's peak

>>150143347
i like tirico i dont get the hate

>fake a torn scrotum
>serve time
>suspension over upon return
who says no?

>>150143276 (OP)
And ties? YOU BET

>>150143334
Some wintergreen tictacs

>>150143334
some bussy

>>150143354
kek that's Dallas, I'd recognize 75 anywhere

>>150143307
Yeah

>Parsons requesting a trade
>Dak underperforming in camp
>no real running game to speak of
>Jerry older and more decrepit than ever

Just how big of a disaster do we expect the Cowboys' season to be this year?

we talkin bout practice

>>150143430
KWAB level disaster
3-14

>>150143430
They're going to finish 4th in the division

lmao

>>150143340
#my bad retard moment

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>>150143466
That's a bit of a stretch because the Giants are also in the NFCE. Neither one of them is getting over 8 wins

>broncos backup dl man out with Achilles tear
Don't you love Americas blood sacrifice for harvest?

>>150143480
Giants are better than you think they are q talented roster just shit qb play which is upgraded

/nfl/ has become too hostile towards the Chiefs.

Is there a safe place swifties can go to discuss our team without getting bullied?

Preferably a place with female fans and toxic masculinity is not tolerated?

I will unironically try reddit if it's different from this place. Is it better there?

150143479

anyway 7 > 3

>>150143506
Crystal cafe

>da flu and statmutt back at it
>inb4 I get a vacay for posting joke code about it

>lead by 11
>just need 1 first and knees
>take intentional safety
>give ball back with 2 mins left
>in the offs
>(((media))) spams (((controversial))) roughing calls as the real story
>spread -9.5
I unironically want >my chiefies investigated for point shaving during the swiftie era. Yes, I'm serious

How many INTs + Sacks for Shedeur Sanders tonight?

>>150143642
1 int 2 sacks for a lost of 55 yards

>>150143659
*loss derp

>>150143642
He plays defense too?

/nfl/ has become too hostile for Chiefs fans. I've created a bully-free general for us
>>150143689

>>150143689

>>150143689

I like the Eagles. They wrote some good songs

>>150143480
>>150143494
>QB
Giants
>RB
Giants
>WR
Cowboys
>TE
Cowboys
>OTs
Giants
>OGs
Cowboys
>C
Cowboys

>Edge
Giants
>IDL
Giants
>LBs
Giants
>CBs
Giants
>S
Giants

The Giants have a better roster t.bh

>>150143642
He'll sling for 150 yards and 2 tuddies unironically

>>150143290
Haha I forgot about this guy, since he lost and all that

>>150143493
Level this bussy

>>150143493
It's funnier when you remember that he threw 2 picks in SB 49

How much will Jayden achieve before terminally online contrarions turn on him?

*contrarians*

>everyone in sports media and /nfl/ loves the Ackers and the Bussy Boi Bears
>everyone in sports media and /nfl/ hates the pure SOVL and GRIT of the Wions and Kangz
Most Americans are also brown, obese, and overall dysgenic so it makes sense.

>>150143781
Repeat after me queefsfags
>NOT. ROUGHING.

Why do the Cardinals keep doing this? The problem is obvious and the solution is simple

>>150143787
Based Ohio.

>>150143798
>detroon
>soda kangz
bears take da norf at 8-9 save this post

>150143712
>he's back to coom posting not even 24 hours later
ban evade? or did he give jannysknee his bussy to get back in

You just know.

>>150143852
Is that real wtf

>>150143852
kay adams is built exclusively for TFC (teal feline cock)

>>150143868
>It's the yearly Rodgers is the GOAT and just needs more help predictions

You know I'm right.

>>150143868
ya seethe?

>wins an owl with a backup LT and shit receivers
why couldn't mahomes?

Soon

>>150143949
without that LT he's going to get a season ending injury. That LT will be a negative on the team for the next 4 season.

>>150143506
id say the chiefs reddit but its boring as fuck there. wait till the season starts the taylor swift sub reddit gets very active game threads

>>150143936
Not bad for a mediocre talking head, Nick. You'll still be wrong about Nix and thr Broncos thoughbeit

>>150143936
replace daniels with goff and its good

>>150143988
He doesn't realize the lower he ranks Nix the worst it'll look for Mahomes if he loses to him. The Broncos defense is elite.

>>150144005
He's paid to get engagement not get everything right. Being so low on the Broncos is a win/win for him when you think about it. He can claim to be the "only one who saw it coming" if they have a bad season or milk views from Broncos fans hate watching if he's wrong

DRAMA BREWING AT KANSAS CITY CAMP
VET AND BEST IN THE LEAGUE CHRIS JONES RIPS A NEW ASSHOLE INTO GEORGE KARLAFTIS'S LAZY GREEK BEHAVIOR

hoonter

>>150144113
those two are like best friends is that real?

>>150142832
I don’t care if the ravens win. I just want Josh Allen to lose.

A disgusting act

>>150144118
unlike Shedookie, I root for Hunter. Seems like a good dude.

>>150144123
very real

>>150144134
BRO...SAME

I hate the bills so fucking much its the only team i dislike

fuck flop allen

MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD

little pussy

josh allen fucking sucks

>inb4 7>3
Would you rather have 7 cocks in your butt or only 3? That’s what I thought.

wrong file sorry

at least ill get to have a lot of post lost hand sex with mina this year, the post lost consolation mina goon hits different

>>150143999
Except we saw Daniels outperform Goff

Was that really the Bengals starting defense

Who are the Commies starting tonight? If it's Mariota, I might just stick with watching the Browns

>>150144222
>fake ass

Disgusting nigger crap

>>150144282
What did you expect?

>>150144282
No, he's still holding out

anyone here /burrs/

>>150144282
yes minus hendrickson

>>150143748
A BOASTFUL FOOL
AND
HE LOST

>>150144342
>>150144375
He's not going to make that much of a difference.

Is he going to actually be consistently elite now that he can't cry about awful QB play and no help on offense? Or is Tomlin about to deliver another masterclass in getting rid of a talented receiver before they fall off a cliff and become a nutcase?

>>150144447
>Cowshits
No he can still cry about it

>>150144286
Mariota did not travel to Foxborough. They also directly said Daniels will not play. So I guess it'll be Josh Johnson and Sam Hartman.

>>150143852
SLUT

>>150144447
if you believe in dak he should be good

>>150144447
You think Dak is a good quarterback?

>>150143852
She's likes the BCC don't she

>>150144021
>>150143988
you weren't following the chiefs until they became a dynasty. You didn't get to see Mahomes do magical things in his first 5 seasons. you only saw the game manager version of Mahomes. from nick's perspective there's a huge gap at QB and HC which will never be closed no matter how elite the broncos defense gets
your take on the broncos isn't unique btw, the entire media thinks the broncos are a super bowl team, at least nick has a unique take
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQW-bZ6MCzk

>>150144508
buy an add nick

>>150144486
Compared to Kenny Pickett, Bustin Fields, Bitch Trubisky and old man Russel Wilson, he's easily the best QB Pickens will play with so far.

I'm just glad HERE WE GO will be back

>3 Carries
>-1 Yards

>>150143334
Newport Shorts thanks!

>>150143390
Jokes on you a real Charger fan is immune to pain, our whole existence is suffering we are immune

>>150144447
Still thinking about this....

>>150144560
was that the raiders starting OL? either way the seahawks were being corny packing the box like they were

dubs and both daniels and maye shred their acls tonight

Everyone ITT has more rushing yards in the NFL than Ashton Jeanty.

>>150144469
>Josh Johnson and Sam Hartman.
Lmao. Hopefully we cut JJ so I can stop hearing about how old the team is

>>150143781
>mountain west running back
lmao

Reminder that Marcus Mariota has a better TD/INT ratio than Tom Brady in college.

>>150144599
It's still the oldest without him lel

>>150144593
>preseason
Not a real NFL game

>>150144542
Old man Wilson is still better than Dick Poopscoop

>>150144625
>college
Who fucking cares about amateur football

Leveon Bell was special man.....

>>150144593
kwab

Is mahomie playing the pre season games?

>>150144646
Yeah but only by like 2 months

>>150144134
based

Nearly half of the MNF games are shit nobody wants to see in primetime

>>150144899
Jets Phins will probably be the best the phins look all season or the worst they look all season. Primetime football curse.

>>150144593
PUT ME IN COACH

>>150144899
bravo ESPN

>>150144899
>Double headers
I fucking wish they stopped doing that

>>150144899
Everybody wants to watch justin fields

>>150144899
Chargers-Raiders should be entertaining. That's an AFC West slugfest and something dumb and unexpected always happens in those games.

>>150144924
30 dollars plus tip please

>>150144899
I bet that Bears Vikings game has a combined 250 passing yards with 50 of that coming from a bears receiver on a trick play.

The only teams that should be in primetime games

>>150144987
>Broncos Chiefs on Christmas

>>150144998
Hopefully Bo Nix is in rehab from a torn ACL

>>150144987
I agree, I would never have to watch primetime football again so this would be a win for me.

I honestly just hope my team injures as many players as possible.

>>150143276 (OP)
spee pick'em is open
Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65
Password: Rosepink

Everytime someone joins, patty mahomes sheds another tear

Mahomes isn't even a top 5 cuck of all time. He could never get cucked like Brady. Tom would even suck the jiu jitsu bvll splooge out of his wife's ran through snatch. That was back when real men knew how to get cucked, not like this soft ass flirting generation. 7 cocks in your wife's holes > 3

nice try jew i'm not joining your gay discord shit
I feel like that would make pat seethe harder.

>>150145021
Ba fucking sado

>>150145021
I hope that every week, my take goes after the QB's knees on every play and sneaks in countless cheap shots and steps on wide receiver's ankles after they've been tackled. I hope they conceal shivs in their uniforms to stab runningbacks discreetly during gang tackles and pile ups. I want them to poke the offensive linemen in the eyes. I hope they throw acid on the referees and douse the other team's head coaches in lighter fluid and set them on fire and then stomp the living fuck out of them while the arena watches in horror. I hope they throw grenades into the crowd and cut peoples' limbs off with swords.

>>150144899
strong ty market = shit team
i don't know why, but it is true

>>150145108
>I hope they throw acid on the referees

Madden 26 is actually fire bros... I can't believe it

>>150145125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWM_1hBu_c

>>150145125
People have been hating Madden for 20 years now.

The Cardinals will have 15 whole minutes of game time to target Mahomes' knees. But the cowards won't do it

>>150145125
Did they switch to a physics based engine yet

Serious question, why haven't the Dolphins dumped Tua yet?

Since ESPN is taking over the NFL Network and RedZone, how long until they get rid of Eisen, Warner, Coach and McCoy from the gameday show?

Integers decide Shitdoor's box score tonight. I'll start
>35 yards 1 TD 3 INT

>>150145275
Shadman will have a sub 50% completion %

>>150144899
Yeah because KC @ Jags will be so much better

>>150145222
Serious answer: The dolphins aren't a serious team.

How we feeling panther bros?

>>150145275
18/24 218 yards 3 touchdowns 1 interception

>>150145288
Hunter vs Crashee

>>150145275
he'll perform well enough against 3rd stringers, just enough to cause a QB controversy

I just want to
>Black QBs
tonight

>>150145259
They're going to try to turn Eisen into Ernie Johnson and replace Kurt, Mooch and the other guy with Keyshawn, Steve Smith and Ray Lewis. I can hear it now, "count the rings steve, count the rings steve, Google me Steve, Google me" "yeah well if I had Ed Reed on my team I'd probably have some rings too"

don't care, racist.

They finally unveiled Brady's statue

>>150145380
>no chastity cage
0/10 not lore accurate

>>150145380
It looks like his head is slightly disproportionate to the rest of his body

>>150145396
but enough about me

>>150145125
yeah I'm sure the sports game based off an engine for a fps 20 years ago is fixed this time EA

Hello.

>>150145380
Looks okay, I guess

>>150145125
I gave up on EA a decade ago

>>150145419
Nothing like a football game designed by Swedish people in 2005

>>150145380
robert kraft rapes illegal alien sex slaves.

>>150145125
is Kate Sc*tt still a commentator?

why is roger goydell trying to force me to watch some over-hyped 5th round QB prance around like a faggot tonight?

>>150145380
ha ha it sucks

Gaylib nooooo

CLUTCH

loosen up reffies it's almost time

>>150145380
That's a big statue.

>>150145507
For (you)

>The statue
>is boring
>not memeable
one job

>>150145488
>>150145506
Be here when >we win da norf at 8-9

anyone else find the chiefs obsession crazy? they just lost the super bowl and everyone talks about them all the time. why can't we talk about a team like the dolphins instead? they deserve our hate.

>>150145396
It's because they made him look like Superman with a dad bod. Maybe it's supposed to be the pads but it looks like he's wearing a tshirt.

>>150145530
You know which team deserves the hate? The FUCKING Texans.

>>150145506
Why did he cry? I don't get it. It's not like they were going to the college football playoffs if they won.

>"This statue isn't just for Pats fans. It'll also give all the Jets fans something to throw their beers at as they leave the stadium every year... Probably in the second quarter." Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr - 8/8/25
wow, this oneliner is better than the statue, amen brady

>>150145542
He remembered he plays for USC.

When is shedookie getting in the game?

>>150145530
Rent free in this bitch

The most obnoxious person you know is going to be glued to the Browns game in 20 minutes

>>150145546
Chiefs fan here.
Mahomes could never make a oneliner this funny.
better arm tho.

>>150145530
I shit on the Dolphins fairly regularly

>>150143852
Bro got a boner in the costume

>bills and dolphins werent worthy of Brady's ire at the statue unveiling
AHAAAAAHAAA

>>150145553
>You now remember Case Keenum

>>150145555
coward

>>150144987
goyboys have no business being on here

>>150145546
Holy shit lol.

>>150145546
I'm surprised he didn't say the Bills instead considering they had like 3 against him

>>150145380
>statue of a white man in big 2025

thats dicked up

>>150145591
What is this dogshit new image macro format?

>>150145577
The fraudy fears the fin

>>150145220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01ZyYewCAH4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG862iP-ggw
we'll never get this modernized/licensed

what are we expecting from shitdeur tonight

For me, it's Jake "The Snake" Plummer. The best Denver Broncos quarterback

Who's hyped for Cleveland/Carolina?

Game thread?

is Coach Prime going to be at the game?

Penis Jr.

>>150145627
maybe

>>150145638
Will win the nfc south

>>150145337
this would be based, play well enough that jimmy forces stefanski to start him 4 games into the season

>>150145618
If he can get his yards per sack down to under 6 I think he will become a backup and possibly a starter next year.

>>150145646
only after baker retires

Coach Primate

>>150145618
seeing if he can keep his strong KWABOTY contender case alive

>>150145638
Penix sounds like the name of a gas station boner pill

Quarterback Primate

>>150145654
and there it is...

>>150143276 (OP)
a TIE?!?!

in MY nfl?????

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

Break a leg Shedeur!

>>150145654
we get it, you hate black people

People actually care about Shedeur?

SEVEN MINUTES TIL SHEDEUR HOLDS THE BALL FOR 25 SECONDS ON HIS FIRST SNAP AND GETS HEEMED OUT OF THE LEAGUE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

REV UP THOSE "AND THERE IT IS"ES!!!!!!!

>>150145655
still tony

>>150145671
>people

>>150145620
>MFW I see a post that is so based I can barely comprehend it

>>150145651
After being benched in week 5

>>150145672
i receive pleasure from watching the browns brown it up each year

>>150145678
of the 2034 season

>>150145672
college football fans did, you didnt see mel kiper crash out during draft weekend?

>>150145684
They call em Browns because they're shit.

>>150145674
this might be the most watched preseason game ever, I'm here for it

THAT'S HOW A WHITE MAN PLAYS FOOTBALL

Tyler Huntley is the best QB on that roster. Grim.

>they're still crying about Shedeur's draft slide
get the fuck over it

>>150145684
#BrownItUp would be a good team slogan

>>150143276 (OP)
I'm here to hate watch Sanders

>>150145705
It's not like they have anything else they can talk about.

there was more hype before johnny boy's first preseason game

Shedeur is a better prospect than Anthony Richardson ever was kek. Both should've come off the board in round 3.

Last 2 digits is how many rushing yards Shedeur will have

last digit is how many turnovers shedeur will have

>>150145688
In Madden. After being benched 9 weeks from now

>>150145729
Das it mayne.

>>150145724
it'll be negative from the sacks

>local NFL network game is browns vs panthers
Goddamn what a grim matchup I want my fucking lions

SOMEONE GIVE ME A CAROLINA PANTHERS VS CLEVELAND BROWNS STREAM RIGHT FUCKING NOW (pls)

>>150145742
he knows he's about to watch a brother get banished to the shadow realm and set black QBs back a decade

>>150145732
because the bucs have a 31 point lead

>>150143632
In his defense, he had 1 carry for 3 yards, got hit by an unblocked guy for a loss, then also had his line pushed backwards with no hole on the 3rd carry.

God is on Shedeur Sanders side. Checkmate athiests

>key to the game: be a checkdown merchant

LMFAO

So I've been out of the threads for awhile recently did everyone have a laugh at trump trying to say tua's fucking coconut name?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AXstjRDrzQs

>>150145739
You have to go back

Shadman gonna get injured cause LOL BROWNS

>>150145677
Witnessed
>this terrifies and enrages the bradynigger and the statmutt

>>150143804
I love how Pouncey has zero hesitation and starts punching a helmet without a second thought. The kicks are the icing on the cake.

>>150145753
most attention Browns will get until they start Sanders again in week 14

I root for injuries

>>150145772
It's a reasonable reaction imo
Literally using a weapon against his QB

>>150145772
Wasn't he buds with Aaron hernandez

>>150145772
Real nigga linemen protecting their QB.

>>150145766
He should've called him Pooa Turndaballova like everybody else.

>>150145515
What about the tiny head?

HE'S A BROWN

I'm skipping the birth of my daughter to watch future hall of fame quarterback Shedeur Sanders play his first NFL game. AMA

>>150145253
>>150145253
>>150145253
gamethread

When two black QBs face off America loses

Sanders looking better than Bryce is the sneaky funniest outcome tonight

>>150145739
methtstream it paco

>>150145794
a lot of statues have overtly large heads so this works in contrast

>>150145805
black QBs run the league, have you not been paying attention?

>>150143804
kek I love shit like this. Not the start but the reaction. Reminds me of when Flores was the coach for the phins and he was ready to shank motherfuckers over a minor brawl on the sidelines. Gotta love teams actually being teams.

he's still wearing that stupid gold chain? he's gonna get his neck broken

ELITE HANDOFF BY SHEDEUR THERE

It's PRIIIIIIIIME TIME

>>150144447
>Or is Tomlin about to deliver another masterclass in getting rid of a talented receiver before they fall off a cliff and become a nutcase?
Yes

>>150145824
but would you suck a log of shit out of his asshole

>>150145799
did you bet everything you have on the game?

>>150145788
kek
He do be doin that.

LET SHEDEUR COOK

Lol Sanders didnt catch it past the line, what a DUMBASS

>>150145818
Were you around here for all the AFCN criminal ball games?

>>150145841
Only my mortgage, nothing important

no gamethread for loins and failcons?

>>150145850
did he pass it to himself?

why not go for it. its preseason

>>150145852
sadly no I only really watch the phins for the most part (to my detriment)

man panthers still sucks

>>150145285
Nah it's be at least 65% but he'll get sacked 4 times before he's pulled

>>150145874
They were murdered by Von Miller.

Browns defense might not be bottom 5 this season.

>>150145337
This is the most likely outcome and further fucks up the browns which is hilarious

>>150145874
that's impossible /sp/ was telling me all offseason that they're good now

>>150145874
its just the preseason bro its going to be fine i'm sure probably

>>150145860
He's the only guy on the field

>>150145885
>WTC7.webm

Falcons finally learned to tackle???

>>150145865
Shame, it was absolute cinema.

FOOMBLE

can't find a single working stream. not even east is working.

lol loins

>>150145852
Bungholes have always been a filthy niggerish bounty franchise. I laughed my ass off during the AFCCG redo robbery purely because they murdered Trent Green. I'll take the ring but I'd trade it in a heartbeat for Chris Jones turning Joey Plebbit's brains into huevos rancheros as revenge

>>150145898
I appreciated your post.

Football is gay

>>150145905
ppv

>broke over 100 Colorado records
because Colorado was dead last in rushing both years Shedeur was there due to daddy funneling all the offense through him

>>150145905
works fine on my end
try not having a beaner IP address

>>150145905
methstream it or self deport paco no more gibs

>>150145898
Outside linebackers can't melt steel beams.

LFG SHEDEUR

Myles Garrett’s waifu is Chloe Kim

>praising a fucking screen pass
Jesus Christ this is gonna be insufferable isn't it

Checkdown Merchant is all this guy will ever be in the NFL

Shadeur Sanders is the best qb on the Browns roster.

HE'S THE GOAT

>>150145925
>>150145927
WTF I thought Phillip Lindsay was the Buffs' record rusher.

go birbs

Shadeur is not as bad as I imagined

>>150145928
>he posted it

>>150145957
>checkdowns and handoffs
He sucks, they're just hiding how much he sucks.

Oh god he's actually decent

DATS WHAT IM TALM BOUT RIGHT DERE

>>150145905
canal 6 television abierta

YEAHHHHHHHH

Hooker blows

>OMG U GUIZ HE READ MAN COVERAGE AND RAN FOR A FIRST DOWN LOOKITHIMGO
and he floats a pass to a wide open man lmao

NICE TOUCH

Shedeur QB1

One things for certain Shedeur>Bryce Young

How do you overthrow that?

>>150145979
seething ytboi

>>150146001
his heartrate probably through the roof

>>150145992
Manlets are the scum of the earth

Lmao

>>150145778
>>150145787
Exactly. Pouncey is a ride or die motherfucker
>>150145786
Also yes lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150145999
Holy shit delete this.

>>150145999
...spooky check

>run backwards 20 yards under pressure then throw away on 4th down
hey, he IS improving! when he did that against BYU in the bowl he ate the sack!

>>150145978
Yeah, he was worth a shot but he's cooked, it's too bad
Not even sure what's wrong with him

>>150146027
>Completely reset
>STILL overthrow

Give me a U

>>150146027
Fuck that was an abysmal throw lol

>>150145999
we wuz hebrews n sheeit

>>150145957
Reassessing after that overthrow and nearly 20 yard sack?

>>150146045
I'm black, and my dad thinks he’s a Black Hebrew Israelite

Oh. Yeah.
Tet McMillian is really good

>>150146022
I hope he starts next week so Ty Robinson can rape him again

>>150146030
>Not even sure what's wrong with him
Ahem

N

>>150146062
That's honestly hilarious.

Shedoodoo

it's not even week one and Stefanski has already lost control of the zoo

>>150146027
The way he just stands still, it's over lmao
You have to keep your feet moving, if you can't handle looking down field and stepping then you're never going to make it in the NFL
lamar was able to do that coming off the bench as a rookie and he's supposed to have way less passing skills entering the draft

>>150146060
>Can't even do the Russell Wilson rope a dope

>>150146086
Inmates
Prison
yada yada

CHIMPY

>my Brownies already committing felonies
Welp, see you fellas next season. I'm not watching this shit show this season.

>hanging onto someone's knees while he calmly takes off your helmet
KWAB

>falcons playing murder ball in pre season
Kek

>>150146107
that was clean tho

>first quarter of the first preseason game
>ejected
Get ready to speak Canadian fellas.

>kicked from a preseason game
HOL UP

GET EM OUT OF HERE

>>150146060
>4th and 1
>shotgun pass with no protection

>>150146060
Not to defend shitdeur, but this play/routes was an awful call in that situation.

>>150146127
chip kelly school of offense

>>150146137
That's NATIONAL CHAMPION chip kelly school of offense now buddy

>>150146150
PATRIOTS / REDS**-COMMIES GAMETHREAD

my boy Bryce is cooking
literally just needed more time

I'm a lifelong Chiefs fan, part time Browns fan

bryce young is actually good now isn't he

>>150146134
It was, but you shouldn't risk a 24 yard sack either. Throw it away or eat the 5 yard sack

Prime Effect

>>150146165
With Tec McMillan? Yeah.

Ahem:
FUCK THE PATS
FUCK THE JETS
FUCK THE BILLS

>>150146161
and there it is, another racist-ass cracker who thinks he's too good to watch a black man play ball

>>150146165
depends, is this the Browns' starting defence?

>>150146165
Panthers finally got him a weapon that was C*n*di*n or a shambling corpse

Just tuning in to Browns-Pants slopfest now. What are the storylines so far?

>4th and 1
>empty set
>no routes designed to open up in under 3 seconds
unironically not shitdoor's fault

Is this guy at the game again

What do we call manlet QBs that run around a lot

Holy shit bryce is good. he's fucking good.

>>150146194
Bryce Young is elite, Tet McMillan is elite, Shedoodoo still doodoo, both teams already had guys thrown out of the game

>>150146194
Bryce Young looks solid
Shedeur sucks lol

My panthers got a touchdown bros

>darky
appropriate captcha for today's game

Did you guys know the Panthers logo is shaped like North and South Carolina?

>>150146194
sanders is ass but his line is worse
stefansky has no idea how to maintain a half-decent team culture
ravens still look like the only team with a depth chart that's actually fighting for jobs

>>150146165
once I saw him ball vs the eagles I knew he was probably legit

>>150146113
So was Kerby Joseph's hit on Higbee, still trying to put him to sleep. They took out that white receiver a couple plays earlier, we didn't get to see them scoop the body off the field though. That hit looked clean too.

>>150146225
Prove it.

>>150146224
why the fuck do you get the lunatic mode advanced captcha

Shuh door

>>150146194
Legette is a bust, got tossed for punching a DB on the second panthers series today.
Sanders has some good reps and some bad rookie type reps.
Bryce Young example #856789 on why you can't judge a QB on their first two years in the NFL.

>>150146242
That's the one you get when you put in your totally legit and real email.

>>150146244
post the throw to tet one play before please. that shit was elite

>>150146244
>Those brons linemen getting tied up together

>>150146228
>ravens still look like the only team with a depth chart that's actually fighting for jobs
kelee ringo got exposed as a shitter and now the iggles have a cb depth battle

>>150146244
>doesn't immediately crumble under pressure
>responsibly keeps the play alive looking for his man downfield
>finds his man, directs him to a wide open spot
>throws a good pass to the back of the endzone
his monthlong stay at the Andy Dalton Hunting Lodge really helped him huh

>>150146258
that doesn't look like a cat you're dumb

>>150146273
Just say you don't know ball. It's not about him torching backups it's how he's doing it.

>>150146236
Shhh you'll wake the rasmfags who still maintain it was dirty

>>150146244
who decided 2 white lines in the end zone was a good idea?

>>150146273
He played well against some of the best teams last season

Remember when you were naive and thought Cleveland, Ohio was a nice, semirural, midwestern city with nice people?

>>150146261
to their credit they actually bothered to encrypt emails so they didn't get leaked in the hack, so might as well put in a somewhat legit one

>>150146273
brother anytime last year or the year before Young freezes like a deer in headlights and crushed by two guys there

>>150146273
sounds like your eye test is special ed

>>150146304
No

>>150146304
no, I don't
I saw the Cleveland song video

>>150146286
>Just say you don't know ball
I know ball about as well as you know how to suck dick. Which is pretty good, stupid slut.

>>150146304
nobody has ever thought that

>>150146304
what about a city whose river was so polluted it caught fire multiple times makes you think "nice city"?

>>150146282
Andy Dalton has always been based. Always does whatever is needed of him. I still remember that one year where he was randomly a top 5 QB.

>>150146304
That literally never happened. Like, every one of those descriptors is antithetical to Cleveland to the point they could be SAT questions.

>Stefanski isn't letting him throw past 10 yards
He's toast

is the NFL just asking young people to pirate everything or stop watching? I don't get it

wins are a fanbase stat

Well RIP Trevor ETN
also naming your kids "Travis" and "Trevor" and letting them play the same position in the same sport is fucking evil from the parents

>first time touching the ball in the NFL
>muffed punt
WEW

>>150146354
miscommunication

FOOMBLE

looks like his teammate bumped him from behind

>>150146340
You WILL subscribe to 6 services to get every game.

BROWNS BALL
IT'S BROWNS BALL

>hitting your own returner
wew lad

>>150146335
did the same thing with dtr kek

>>150146304
No

>>150146349
Fanbases are a win stat

>>150146306
Exactly, that's why I use my real email.

wins are a QB stat
wins are a WR stat
wins are a RB stat
wins are a TE stat
wins are a LT stat
wins are a LG stat
wins are a C stat
wins are a RG stat
wins are a RT stat
wins are a FB stat
wins are a DE stat
wins are a DT stat
wins are a OLB stat
wins are a MLB stat
wins are a CB stat
wins are a S stat
wins are a P stat
wins are a K stat
wins are a RS stat
wins are a LS stat

>>150146404
Maliss is fucking cancer

Shedeur about to get this 6

>>150146355
How about Kurt and Kyle?

>>150146422
simply draw lancea :^)

The only reason the Eagles won is because they scored more points than the Chiefs

>>150146440
The cakewalk path helped a bit as well.

No one is watching my pats

>>150146437
I've been playing VSK9 and completely shitting all over it. Still hate it though.

Coward bros...not like this!

Chiefs revenge tour incoming

It’s over panthers bros trade everybody get a new front office sell the team it’s over

That was a really risky throw though...

>>150146440
Fuck off, John Madden, you're dead.

PERFECT TIMING

WHERE'S MY FUCKING WATCH

Short field or not that was a dot tbqdesu

>>150146482
I was told the panthers look good tonight

Sanders is starting by week 4 is my guess. Dillon Gabriel gets cut, Picket gets traded, Flacco ends up the short term starter.

>>150146440
What the FUCK how can you say that

Shedeur just put the entire league on notice with that epic drive

is he seriously still wearing that iced Rolex? didn't he get that shit stolen by a bunch of teenagers at UCLA?

>>150146418
this, team sport.
you could add HC, OC and DC too

>>150146440
Source?

Steve Smith is glazing Shadeur just because he's black, but he is completely correct about Pat Shurmer

>>150146511
that's unironically a really good throw

>>150146511
thats a great throw

Surely terminally online racists will immediately post a 4k webm of that dot. As objective ball knowers

>>150146519
Into double, arguably triple, coverage.

Love my nigga Andy dalton

R E D
O
C
K
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T

>raiders and brownies both took the wrong RB
how do you fuck up this bad

>>150146554
>>150146554
>>150146554
new

Bros if I have to listen to talking heads on espin sucking shaduer sanders cock for the whole year I might just fucking kill myself

>>150146496
It depends entirely on what the Haslams want.
Flacco is, without question, their best option for getting the most wins. If the Haslams want wins first and foremost then Flacco's the guy through the whole year. They'll probably only get 3-5, but it's the most they'll get.
If the Haslams want excitement and ticket sales, then Sanders starts after the first few weeks like you suggested.
If the Haslams don't care about wins and want to see a roadmap for the future then Gabriel starts by week three or four. That would give Stefanski the opportunity to show his development and display how he can train a young quarterback.
There's absolutely no shot they cut Gabriel before his rookie deal ends. He's a third round pick that they clearly want to develop into a decent backup and potentially leverage as a trade option. The Ravens and Steelers do it all the time and collect bonus picks for it consistently.