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/r9k/ - Is It Gay And Or Homosexual To Take A Shit?
Anonymous No.82414691
Is It Gay And Or Homosexual To Take A Shit?
Help, I have been holding a shit in for 2 weeks because of this. I don't want the bad man hiding in my butt pipe to rape me again.
/lit/ - Thread 24677393
Anonymous No.24683984
>>24683978
Of God no… not… THAT!

“It plunges thus into life, and carries to its completion the pure individuality in which it appears. It does not so much make its own happiness as take it directly and enjoy it. The grey shades of science, laws and principles, which alone stand between it and its own reality, vanish like a lifeless mist that cannot contend against the living certainty of its reality. It takes to itself life much as a ripe fruit is plucked, which comes to meet the hand that takes it.

Its action is only in one respect an act of Desire; it does not aim at abolishing the objective fact in its entirety, but only the form of its otherness or objectivity, which is an unreal appearance; for it holds this to be inherently and implicitly the same reality as its own self. The sphere in which desire and its object subsist independently and indifferent towards each other is that of living existence; the enjoyment of desire cancels this existence, so far as it belongs to the object of desire. But here this element, which gives to both separate and distinct actuality, is rather the category, a form of being which has essentially the character of a presented being. It (i.e. the element) is therefore the consciousness of independence — it may be natural consciousness, or the consciousness developed into a system of laws — which preserves the individuals each for himself. This separation does not per se hold for self-consciousness, which knows the other as its own proper self-hood. It attains therefore to the enjoyment of Pleasure, to the consciousness of its actualization in a consciousness which appears as independent, or to the intuition of the unity of both independent self-consciousnesses. It succeeds in its purpose, but only to learn there what the truth of that purpose is. It conceives itself as this individual self-existent (Fürmichseyn) being; but the actualization of this purpose is just the cancelling of the purpose. For it comes consciously to be, not object in the sense of a given particular individual, but rather as unity of its self and the other self-consciousness, consequently as cancelled and transcended individual, i.e. as universal.“
/g/ - Thread 106363015
Anonymous No.106363015
>be me
>shitty french internet (pls don't bully, I didn't chose to migrate here, my family did, I fucking hate it here)
>get cravings to watch DuckTales (2017) again
>try to torrent it
>port closed
>router control panel, open it
>notice it has a lot of ports open by default, like 80 and 443
>nuke them like any reasonable being would do
>router control panel errors out
>refresh page
>can't connect
>try to go to any website
>can't connect
>ohshit.png
>THE FIREWALL IS BLOCKING CONNECTED DEVICES
>thiscantbehappening.jpg
>mommy can't watch her tiktoks now
>"sonny why can't i watch my tiktoks"
>sweating bullets "must be the internets mommy, here tether to my phone"
>wait until everyone's asleep then factory reset router
>yes the "push shitty button with shitty needle", the whole nine yards
>IT DOESN'T FUCKING RESET ANYTHING
>NOT EVEN THE WIFI PASSWORD
>WHO IN THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL MADE A ROUTER THAT LITERALLY CAN'T FACTORY RESET
>say my prayers, consider suicide
>BUT
>thinking.avif
>internet did not work BUT TV still worked (tv box is connected to router via ethernet)
>grab old laptop, carry it to living room, connect it to ethernet like a fucking hacker out of csi fucking miami
>yes, firewall only affects wifi, not ethernet

On one hand I'm happy I fixed it, on the other hand I am lowkey mad it worked (because why the fuck wouldn't firewall rules apply to ethernet?) and absolutely mad that I had to fuck around like this in the first place (WHY THE FUCK CAN YOU LOCK YOURSELF OUT OF THE FUCKING ROUTER CONTROL PANEL AND WITHOUT EVEN A WARNING).

I feel dumber than before, but whatever. Thanks for reading my blog post, thank for coming to my TED talk. I need to fap to calm myself down.
/int/ - /brit/
Anonymous United States No.214093777
>>214093715
/vg/ - /poeg/ - Path of Exile General [2 games, 1 general]
Anonymous No.536271801
>>536270620
>>536271042
>>536270659
>>536270865
>>536268214

guys youre making me feel very uneasy about my cool sword&board warrior im about to make can you please keep the melee doomposting down a bit? its making me nervous..
/v/ - Sekiro anime confirmed for hand drawn
Anonymous No.718762362
>>718762148
Are you not able to tell the difference between QUALITY and what's obviously just AI slop?
/lgbt/ - /repgen/ - repressor general
Anonymous No.40783466
>pray to God
>ask if I should transition
>2 days later get overwhelming feeling that transition is the right move and is in accordance with God's will

Oh fuck I gotta do it now don't I.
/pol/ - World's first spinal cord transplant to take place in Israel, could allow patients to walk again
Anonymous Italy No.513570142
>>513567573
I don't want to imagine the pain that would entail.
/v/ - Thread 718490972
Anonymous No.718504989
>>718504753
Holy shit did he pooped his eye off
/b/ - Thread 938618333
Anonymous No.938618333
>be me, 37 and autistic
>crippling fear of using public restrooms
>have a potty emergency at Wal-Mart
>standing at urinal trying to finish before anyone comes in
>door opens
>oh fuck.jpg
>20yo bobybuilder chad stands at urinal right next to me
>try to assert my dominance by turning to offer him a handshake
>accidentally piss all over him
>mumble an apology and run out the door
I'm fucking crying right now what the fuck do I do
/b/ - AI DEGENerated Art and Porn
Anonymous No.938530200
>View/post in one of these threads
>Scroll through videos on social media afterwards
>First couple videos are about catching child predators
/vg/ - /wowg/ - World of Warcraft General
Anonymous No.534871268
>idling in RP server
>gathering the urge to RP

>realize I fucking hate everyone
/vg/ - /wowg/ - World of Warcraft General
Anonymous No.534631181
>>534631075
/v/ - Why is their fanbase so mentally illl
Anonymous No.717691940
>>717680312
>schizo is a white nerd
Brown bros... we dodge another bullet.
/g/ - /pcbg/ - PC Building General
Anonymous No.106199316
What happens to ARC if Intel goes under? Does the GPU become essentially unusable since you wouldn't be getting driver updates anymore?
/sp/ - Thread 150145253
Anonymous United States No.150146411
Oh god he's gonna score isn't he
/sp/ - /nfl/ draw edition
Anonymous United States No.150145968
Oh god he's actually decent
/lit/ - Thread 24617771
Anonymous No.24617775
>happy ending
>if you read into subtext, it's actually bad
/pol/ - Gooner Pedo Appeals His Anime Child Porn Arrest
Anonymous Italy No.511036892
>>511021292
Do they also scan text files? I save all the best effortposts of mine and other /pol/acks on the cloud, so that I can have them readily available on any device.
/fa/ - /frag/ - Fragrance General #1190
Anonymous No.18491034
>>18491028
this nigga just concluded /frag/ with a sotd
>air
the literal and logical conclusion of fragrance. the alpha and omega. lord have mercy.
/pol/ - Thread 510383262
Anonymous United States No.510383430
>>510383262
>GLP-1 agonists were linked to greater risk for neovascular age-related macular degeneration.

https://www.jwatch.org/na58885/2025/06/26/more-evidence-ocular-adverse-events-with-glp-1-receptor

this is straight up criminal
/b/ - Thread 936881844
Anonymous No.936881844
>kik/session/telegram/etc threads are not allowed.

what did you guys do?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
/pol/ - Thread 509883957
Anonymous United States No.509898413
>>509884057
I almost thought he wasn't going to make it
/v/ - Thread 714845691
Anonymous No.714889384
>>714886162
who is alive
what does the grandma know
/pol/ - I can’t fucking Handle this
Anonymous United States No.509681514
I can’t fucking Handle this
I live in north eastern America and the temps lately have been 85F/ 29c+ everyday for the last week and I’m about to fucking die us Anglo people were not built for this heat how do Arabs and South Americans Handel these temperature their must be some sort of genetic make up difference no wonder Muslims are so resilient to Jews in battle the Jews simply cannot Handel the heat
/v/ - Thread 714625038
Anonymous No.714643497
>>714625038
Right looks literally exactly like me down to the head shape and hair style and color, eyebrows, everything before I lost about 30 pounds...
/int/ - Thread 212160362
Anonymous United States No.212160362
Don't look up Museum of the Portuguese Language location
/tv/ - Thread 212027491
Anonymous No.212027491
>Sex scene
>Female character afterwards: “Don’t worry, I grew up with 5 brothers”
/g/ - /hsg/ - Home Server General #937
Anonymous No.105693508
>>105693270
/pol/ - Thread 508348925
Anonymous Russian Federation No.508357620
>>508348925
>churkas dominate UFC now
/pol/ - HEAT DOME EXPLAINED:
Anonymous Croatia No.508201366
>>508200168
my cock has a dome and theres tremendous heat coming out of it right now
/pol/ - The humiliation ritual
Anonymous Slovakia No.507826021
>>507814913
>>507822009
>>507818931
there needs to be at least one of these for every single country
/pol/ - IT’S OVER
Anonymous Bulgaria No.507741496
>>507741249
>US Virgin Islands
rare
Jeff is this you?
/b/ - Thread 935742912
Anonymous No.935742912
>be me
>be walking home from bar and find a video tape on side of road
>put tape into VCR
>bunch of static on tape
>VCR eats tape
>some fed calls and whispers "seven gays" and hangs up
What do?
/pol/ - Thread 507230695
Anonymous United States No.507230695
israel needs you western bros
are you prepared to die for god's chosen people?