Thread 714845691

Name a single videogame character that suffered more than him

is there actually game or is it just adds?

Qrd?

>>714845780
There is a game but it's nothing like the ads

>>714845691 (OP)
Jackie Chan

>>714846290
That Evony game that advertises as a side to side scrolling shooter is literally a shitty base building game.

>>714845780
It's a generic autobattler with rare segments of what you see in the ads.

>>714845691 (OP)
I have seen so many of these fake ads, but one stuck where it opens with this dude pushing a boat full of his friends into safety while they scream for him to come, then he is stabbed in the back.

>>714846290
I'd play his game of killing monsters with lower number if the numbers were hidden.

Why do the ads always revolve around the hero being mistreated by female characters?

>>714846495
You mean that advertises as a pin pulling game.

>>714847853
Because that's my fetish

>>714845691 (OP)
Ill never understand why these blatantly false ads are even allowed

>>714850653
In some countries they aren't. I think the UK has a law where if you advertise the "gameplay" it has to in there somewhere.

>>714846495
Which is funny since all the ads I see are
>ITS JUST LIKE THE ADS I SWEAR ITS NOT DIFFERENT THE ADS ARE JUST REAL GAMEPLAY

>>714850653
These games are technically free (,Even if they are in reality a fremium), in most cases advertising free stuff has almost zero restrictions.
Like yeah, they lied to you but you didnt spent any money on downloading and playing this game so it doesn't fall for false advertising fraudm

>>714850653
Pretty sure they have a bonus stage or a 1 minute level like the ads somewhere in the game, or at least i remember hero wars having something like that when i played it

Honestly prefer these goofy ass ads over the ones with the rich celebrities shilling mobile monopoly/whatever for some reason. Like why are they lowering themselves? They're already rich. Is this an example of those humiliation rituals I always hear about here?

>>714845691 (OP)
She was "blessed" with visions of the future which she can't prevent from childhood, all her attempts to prevent the extinction of her race failed and she was forced to watch them all including her closest friends die off, one of said friends turned out to be an alien wearing her friend as a skinsuit trying to drive her to despair so she'll accept what's been deemed as fate, so she shoots herself into a coma in hopes that the future party will be able to succeed where she failed, but they fail too and all her attempts to defy fate earn her is being forced to become the very force that condemned her species to extinction to begin with.

>>714845691 (OP)
I love those ads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGmNQZIJIfY
>had to watch a fucking hero wars ad before they'd let me watch hero wars ads

>>714845691 (OP)

IRON SKIES!

I recall there's a game that recreates a bunch of these fake gameplay ads. I commend the attempt, but it drives home the point that despite the desire to play these things over the real game they advertise, none of these can stand up as their own games, cuz it'll get repetitive in less than five minutes.

I miss threads with crazy mobileslop ads

>>714852116
Be the change you want

>>714851545
Hate when that happens

>>714851903
It's called "YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM!" and it was apparently successful enough for them to make a sequel. It does seem like most of these games aren't worth more than a few minutes.

>>714845691 (OP)
He's a saviorfag who really wanted everyone to get along and be friends.

>>714852209
spider man elsa tier

>>714845780
yeah but unfortunately you are only rewarded with sex if you lose

>>714852427
>>714851903
To be fair, they are marketed as mobile games that you'll probably play on the bus or while waiting in line.

>>714852730
Fun game

>>714845691 (OP)
imagine making a grand jrpg style game with some gambit pileup and a dramatic story and at the very end you make Galahad the boss
And he says something like, "Imposter, there can only be one hero"

>>714847853
pandering to its target audience

>>714852730
Sauce?

>>714855153
Yuri Katame Pingeon

>>714853413
is that a werewolf......dragom?

>>714855590
>he doesn't know about Nightbane
he didn't deserve it.

>>714850653
Theyre not lying thats what the gameplay looks like if there is only 1 stage that looks like that while the rest is candy crush

i just want to play a game like this, not a fake one with microtransactions but just this sort of gameplay... does a game like this actually exist somewhere? please?

>>714856778
Those Games does a lot of these, I think this one is in the sequel
Also fuck the parking lot greasers

For me, it’s the ads that have a hot girl wrongly blame you for thinking the game in the ad isn’t real (it isn’t)

>>714845691 (OP)
His enemies

>>714853787
He got to join the circus though?

>>714855590
Vampire werewolf dragon

>>714857925
until a manticore surprises and kills him

>>714847853
they're all made by indians.

>>714845691 (OP)
I unironically spent a total of $400 on this game. Haven't played in over a year. Never picking it up again.

>>714856778
Yes.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2348100/YEAH_YOU_WANT_THOSE_GAMES_RIGHT_SO_HERE_YOU_GO_NOW_LETS_SEE_YOU_CLEAR_THEM/

>>714845780
it's much(!!!!!!!!!) better than pokemon and the likes. The combat is crazy good for a light rpg. I love the synergies and depth of the combat. Sure the are a lot of useless heroes in the game. But still, the way counters and strategies work in such a limited game is epic.

>>714845780
The game is mostly dailies.

>>714845691 (OP)
>>714851545
This is literally just Jin Kazama, Bandai Namco should sue

>>714858714
what did he mean by this?

>>714859976
It has all the different fake ads games. Like the other anon said, it might be in the second collection though
It's made by the Katamari Damacy devs btw

>>714855590
Yeah lmao, it’s like they crammed a werewolf, a dragon, and a vampire into one OC and called it a day. Probably has a tragic backstory involving a cursed bloodline and an ancient prophecy too. Peak mobile game energy.

>>714852876
Sir, we say "laying over on queueueueueueueueueue" in my country.

>>714852209
>doesn't eat the soup after any of the eggs
>immediately takes a sip after he dumped in it

>>714856778
the one in your pic does have exactly that gameplay despite the obnoxious MTX
it's alright, all the character art is obviously ai generated too

>>714859487
Probably too small of a target.

>>714856778
theres one zombie themed in which the gameplay is like that, but its filled to the brim with AIslop
plenty of nsfw pictures too
idk the name i dont really remember it, was fun for a good 5 minutes

>>714857753
kek

>>714845691 (OP)
He's suffering from dev-induced stupidity and overconfidence.

>>714845691 (OP)
Reminder that this game had a Tomb Raider collab, and the ad for it was fully animated:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4apGuPpb8g

>>714846495
Evony was always a base builder, they just used to advertise with tits. Kudos to them for existing so long they have gone through so many eras of false marketing, I guess? Nah fuck them

>>714868102
Join free now, my Lord.

>>714845691 (OP)
He did win sometimes

Post em

>>714852632
hundreds of loops of failure only to be trapped in a final loop

>>714852209
This says a lot about our culture

>>714851903
you could probably make something like wario ware

I don't have anything related to it saved except this picture, but I fucking loved binge watching Mafia City ads, they were so good.

>>714857753
would be better without text

>>714851545
I hate the isekai toilet

>>714852209
okay but why did sonic shit in the water after his mermaid son died in the first clip?

>>714852209
KINO

>>714856778
Run goddess is like that

For me it's the saga in that gardening/home improvement game's ads.

>>714852632
Poor guy

I miss mafia city ads, they went all the way around shittiness and turned great

>>714850653
I don't get why you wouldn't just make the game in the ad, considering a lot of the time it looks more fun than what the game actually is

>>714877252
Because the game in the ad is only fun for 5 minutes before it gets boring.

I enjoy many of these mobile slop games but what does me in is knowing there is no end in sight because the dev is just going to keep up pilling shit to the end of time
Like i love grindan games like disgaea because i know at the end is going to be Baal or whatever super boss and it gives me a goal to reach

pic related i guess, hadnt logged into hero wars in like 4 years

>>714874243
kek

>>714875932
does it still run like dogshit on weak phones? i enjoyed it but my phone isn't good

>>714874296
I have some mafia city on my computer. Just let me get out of bed.

>>714845780
the game itself is just a shitty auto battler where you win if you have the best heroes/combos, overall like any shitty mobile game you need to grind for 2 years or use your money
>>714850653
because there's a loophole, the mini game you see in ads exist, but is like 5% or less of the original game
>>714847853
coomer audience, the game revolve a lot around them, some heroes are half naked

>>714856778
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2495980/Arrow_a_Row/

>>714870287
>>714876727
>His dad visits him once a week just to kick his ass because his little sister asked

>>714880871
Thank you for the memory. Mugen was my Smash Bros, apart from SSF2.

>>714880871
Now this guy has truly seen the horrors beyond our wildest imaginations.

>>714880172
Is the game even actually horror themed?

>>714883082
Nope, lmao. It's 4 niggas in a row gacha called Evertale.

>>714883587
Do the ads represent the game AT ALL?

>>714880271
Got a tab a7 and it runs like shit, I doubt they're optmizing it any time soon

>>714884568
Don't remember seeing ads of this particular game, but like 95% of time the ad is either a small segment you see once in a blue moon or exaggerated/twisted version of real gameplay, usually showing elements not actually present in the game.

>>714884568
Absolutely fucking not. It's a shitty waifu collector.

>>714882160
I get mugen fights from time to time when doomscrolling and it's always some "Chaos Ultimate Possesed God Orochi Ultra Max Level" shit
The fuck is wrong with latinx

>>714845691 (OP)
Oersted from Live-A-Live had it pretty rough.

>>714845691 (OP)
Reminder that the minotaur is best girl.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q4JMhR5cvK0&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>714886162
I'd actually be curious what the plot is from the amount of hooks they throw out.

Why are mobile game ads like this?

>>714888121
Almost as disgusting and unnerving as the average Argentine Simpson edit.

>>714885778
To my knowledge KoF cabinets used to be really popular in Brazil, so they love that shit. Though in my experience those ridiculous SnK bosses usually come from China. Some of them can be pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AQ1CrKjFyU

>>714888279
>average weg.webm

>>714888510
>the head splitting from the golden orochi

>>714886162
who is alive
what does the grandma know

>>714889098
Charles bros...

>>714847853
art imitates life

>>714882160
guy could be the main character of his own story.

Weirdly high amount of giantess and vore content in the ads

>>714886162
>he is alive
>zanzibart

>>714877715
I started playing this game like a week or two ago because I want money and there are offers for it through FreeCash, my team looks roughly the same but I intentionally stacked it to be nothing but women in semi revealing skins. I have not and will not spend money on this game. A few more levels and I'll get like $7.

>>714852632
Fuck, didn't expect him to be posted ever on this board. Him and Darkon fucking suffered, man.
Actually surprising how kino AQW could get.

>>714890415
But... why did they have to have sex in front of the guard?

>>714890690
Exp grinding
see, it's only those two who leveled up at the end

>>714875430
These are made by Indians if you couldn't tell

>>714890178
I like how Darkon just starts asking why it was okay for the Hero to rewrite reality to save everyone he cares about, but not him. The CG of his waifu appearing right before he died was also cool.
>Darkon's great-great(etc) grandmother becomes infatuated with the Hero

>>714874243
WHAT A TWEEST!

>>714890690
Where else are they going to do it?

>>714888510
For me, it's Iori 'check out how hard i can pee' Yagami

>>714890721
What happens next?!

>>714891261
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6392004&tags=yukari_yakumo+ran_yakumo+animated

>>714852209
how do you get into this situation?

>>714868023
I expected to Lara on dogfood before this

>>714869543
>you have to click enemies with a lower number
lame

>>714891125
Mugen memes are something else.
When will we get a full fighting game like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2XrLEJp38U ?

>>714875932
dropped it after I realized it was gachashit

>>714890690
to make his job harder

>>714880871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbfDWnN6u_o

>>714893857
Nejibros...

>>714845691 (OP)
>>714845780
The advertisement is more of an actual game than what it advertises, probably because you can't really monetize a fantasy puzzle game as well.

>>714894556
>can't monetize
you don't play a lot of phone games do you

>>714894656
I know Puzzles and Dragons and Candy Crush exist, but those are small potatoes compared to the autobattler shit.

>>714894809
>small potato
true, CandyCrush is only worth as much as Zenimax

>>714891553
KWAB
Frankbros can't stop winning

>>714894809
>Candy Crush generated one billion dollars in 2024
Pretty small potatoes huh

>>714896163
>Frankbros can't sto- AIIEEEE A COMMON CRIMINAL SAVE ME CHARLES-SAMA

>>714895889
>I feel so much lighter after using the bathroom
>suddenly has tits
this was a woman all along

>>714845691 (OP)
I don't want to play his shitty mobile game, I just want to see him win

>>714896282
GTA should be taking notes of this kind of crap.
we could have been gods instead of choosing the "cinematic experience"

>>714891595
>game has sudden plot twists

>>714898909
more like
>game completely changes the gameplay in the last stretch.

>>714857753
I prefer this one

>>714845691 (OP)
He would be the most powerful character in fiction if he learn math

>>714845691 (OP)
How does he keep fucking up?
Why does he keep taking the weapon with a multiplier before raising his level as high as possible?

>>714902508
He SUCKS at math

>>714889098
Pure, unadulterated cinema

>>714888279
CHARLES

>>714890112
Unironically keked.

>>714886162
Grandma was arrested for tax evasion for the housing

>>714905102
>i miss my dick

>>714901239
>>714901357
>>714901428
>>714902128
>>714902275
>>714902350
>>714902421
Words words words

>>714845691 (OP)
test

>>714905547
You must have the attention span of a gnat

>>714877715
are there actual giant women in these games?

>>714906972
There is a Titans battle mode, it's as close as you get

>>714909628
gah? wha the fuck

>>714909628
WHAT

>>714845691 (OP)
>did a half live action advert
>kind of pretty but super flat slav girl
Its been months but im still tempted to see if all the older ads are out there.

No one else thinks he looks like Kazuya from Tekken?

>>714852209
>Shits in her soup
Holy fucking based!

Someone post more Mafia City

>>714887829
>ywn spank a bootylicious zombie girl's ass
bros...

itt survives 20 more minutes, I'll post one I recorded.

>>714917248
Done.
Pregnant horse in The Walking Dead mobile shit.
I don't know why they had to put an injured mare in the ad.
https://files.catbox.moe/ht40l3.mp4

>>714918630
I forgot to mention that the audio volume is set to low but it is there. You can edit the audio if you want to report it somewhere else.

>>714918630
Is that an official ad or just some thirdy knockoff version?

>>714918928
It's an official ad of the shitty official TWD game.
AMD doesn't even care as long as more paypigs get in the game. Perhaps a human birth was too much for Google so they used a horse. I don't know.

>>714919072
You know shit's fucked up when even professional franchises advertise their mobile slop like some third world scammer would. How did it come to this? What happened to all the popcap/flashgame-esque mobile games?

>>714919882
>How did it come to this?
The TWD goyslop you saw there is made by a third-party, it's just licensed. I think they don't care what they make with their IPs as long as they pay the license.
That and also grotesque content make people "interested" in said games. Can be either for curiosity, just kids clicking what's funny to them or fetishists who think the game really has scat/brap/whatever.
Google Ads is a joke and its consequences have been a disaster for everyone.

>>714886162
There's a live action version of this ad staring Pablo Pascal

>>714888318
>>714888121
>>714890721
lost thanks anon

>>714901428
>>714902128
>>714902275
>>714902350
Feels like it's not in the right order.
Also is this the reverse morals artist?

>>714850653
money

>>714887178
Do they ever get to be together?

>>714877715
>pic related i guess, hadnt logged into hero wars in like 4 years
Did you pay the $2 to get auto battles?

>>714851687
Man what the fuck is this

>>714920667
Yes, Amahara
He has a few other little doujins like this, and of course he writes Ishuzoku Reviewers

>>714860216
It's peak browser flash game energy you heathen

>>714921643
>Do they ever get to be together?
They do but one of them dies. I don't remember who or if every video is independent so a death could be just part of one video.

>>714868946
Heh, thanks anon.

>>714852209
fucking kek

>>714902128
>6,899,423/365=18,900
She basically itched the ditch a bit less than twice a day for 10k years. Honestly seems a bit low. Especially if it can go up multiple times per session.

>>714893857
NEJI WTF THAT WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN

>>714926317
The real crazy one is the guy who explained it to them. In a month, he fapped over 100 times.

>>714847929
>When they zoom out.
Just let me play it damn it. Make it exactly as shown. Make it a simple addition and multiplication minigame, that's all you have to do. Why do they find it so hard to do this? I don't care if it's basic, I don't care if it's shallow, I don't care if the whole game is like an hour. Charge $1 and make boatloads for something that simple and they can't even do that.

>>714852209
>Didn't cut to another dead mermaid Amy after she died from the soup.

>>714888884
Chad Rocko

NO ADS
NO ADS
NO ADS
You are now hearing it in your head.

>>714918630
no me gusta

Does anyone remember a mobile games ads that showed moblie game characters coming alive to real world in some random girls house? Only reason I still remember this is because it had lara croft stripping showing bare ass going to shower. I think it was a ad for pc android emulator, ad showed many other characters like clash of clans and mortal kombat.

>>714924219
Why not both?

>>714851423
>She and Adol literally did end the world, but thankfully a Goddess liked them enough that she recreated the world and made Dana a goddess
Not sure how to feel about that nearly literal Deus Ex Machina

>>714852209
No one gonna talk about paw patrol dropping an egg?

Why doesn't he just learn how to get better at math?

>>714888318
This is basically the global depopulation agenda, right?

>>714852209
amybros...how we will ever RECOVER

>>714891061
AQW could be kino if gameplay wasnt 2fps cancer and jewish monetarization grind.

>>714941364
AQ Infinity (never ever btw) is supposed to make the combat more engaging and not as laggy. I do hope that they keep stuff like Arcana Invoker the same, though. I love my high DPS cycles.

Best thread of the day, keep up the good work.

>>714942234
Funny whenever they finish that AQW remake, they have to change the monetarization due to laws right? No more currency only and shit in EU and what not.

>>714943027
Honestly, I have no idea. Never paid too much attention to monetization laws.
Speaking of Artix and character's who've suffered, how about pic related?

>>714943681
Dunno but I want to fuck the 14year old evil leader. No, I do not consider her age retcon canon. 14 is hot, knock up 14year old redheads and save the evil (good) faction.

>>714943745
She's 23 or so now, anon.

For me, it's the MC of House of Velez

Bumping before I sleep