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Anonymous No.714625038 >>714625407 >>714625567 >>714626019 >>714626296 >>714627049 >>714627696 >>714628314 >>714628381 >>714628406 >>714628969 >>714629579 >>714630784 >>714632242 >>714632337 >>714632398 >>714632427 >>714632618 >>714632665 >>714633141 >>714633554 >>714633715 >>714633851 >>714634963 >>714635098 >>714638079 >>714639746 >>714639773 >>714641905 >>714642089 >>714642612 >>714643497 >>714643731 >>714644408 >>714645036 >>714645979 >>714646184 >>714646554
>open thread
>reply to someone I disagree with
>immediately close thread and never open it again
Anonymous No.714625098
anon and his gf
Anonymous No.714625142
anon and her bf
Anonymous No.714625331
me on the left `
Anonymous No.714625407
>>714625038 (OP)
me reading the thread
Anonymous No.714625432 >>714627003 >>714627217 >>714627558 >>714627657 >>714628385 >>714631373 >>714633191 >>714634275 >>714635614 >>714638404 >>714638676 >>714638786 >>714644662 >>714646083
>insult someone on /v/
>immediately regret it and feel like an asshole
>close the thread
Anonymous No.714625474 >>714626212 >>714628431
>go to page 10 of the catalog
>find random thread
>bump it by calling OP a nigger
Anonymous No.714625551 >>714625645 >>714625813 >>714625925
>come back to thread 2 hours later
>the person you disagreed with has been arguing with someone else that he thinks is you the entire time
Anonymous No.714625567 >>714625813 >>714626210 >>714627150
>>714625038 (OP)
so youre a thin skinned bitch? got it
Anonymous No.714625645
>>714625551
lmao
Anonymous No.714625686 >>714628952
Is this the meta thread? You have to clarify since there's only one permitted at a time.
Anonymous No.714625764
>find post i disagree with
>insult them
>dig through their profile and harass them
>find their address and visit them in person
Anonymous No.714625813
>>714625551
>Reply to post in the middle of an argument pretending you're the other person.
>>714625567
hurf durf you won't sit and argue online with an anonymous poster? wooooow pussy!!
Anonymous No.714625829
>Is this the meta thread? You have to clarify since there's only one permitted at a time.
Anonymous No.714625925 >>714626114
>>714625551
>see someone disagree with someone but stop responding
>carry on their argument for them
Anonymous No.714626019
>>714625038 (OP)
>open thread
>see autistic anon still terminally online
>Anon spent 5 years posting the same forced meme and bait for attention
>realize how much I've accomplished in those 5 years irl
>leave thread happy
Anonymous No.714626108
>go to /v/
>see thread I don't like
>disagree with everyone
>sage every post
Anonymous No.714626114 >>714626279 >>714627806 >>714628431 >>714644562
>>714625925
>find argument in thread
>pretend to be the guy you disagree with
>concede
Anonymous No.714626157 >>714626242
>NTA
>actually am TA
Anonymous No.714626171
>make obvious bait post
>exit thread
>come back later to find another anon arguing in your stead
Anonymous No.714626210
>>714625567
Lol u mad
Anonymous No.714626212
>>714625474
based
Anonymous No.714626242
>>714626157
This is why I never fucking believe you samefagging faggots.
Anonymous No.714626279 >>714641790
>find argument in thread
>pretend to be the op and the guy who he's arguing with
>argue with myself for hours, the original posters must be so confused and now no one can follpw the argument >>714626114
Anonymous No.714626296
>>714625038 (OP)
OP you're a huge faggot.
Btw I'm never looking at the thread again so don't even bother responding kiddo
Anonymous No.714626386
>samefag so convincingly that no one even questions it by replying
Anonymous No.714626525
>start an argument in a thread
>halfway through the argument switch sides and start defending the opposing argument
>present the opposing argument in the poorest possible way to make it seem like only retards would take this position
>leave
Anonymous No.714626643 >>714626746
all me btw.
Anonymous No.714626746
>>714626643
also im gay
Anonymous No.714626753 >>714629167
>start an argument
>leave and never open the thread again
Anonymous No.714626759 >>714628137
>mention "DA JOOZ"
>thread derails into antisemitism
Anonymous No.714626909
>in the middle of an argument
>get banned for an unrelated reason
>another anon picks up the slack with the same arguments I would've continued with
Anonymous No.714627003
>>714625432
Powerful and compassionate. God bless you.
Anonymous No.714627049
>>714625038 (OP)
hm I do that too, why would anybody want to discuss anything here?
Anonymous No.714627076
>popular known poster gets skinwalked
>Now everyone thinks they were a pedo all along.
Anonymous No.714627150
>>714625567
This anon closed the thread after the reply
Anonymous No.714627152 >>714628431
>make a thread
>0 replies and gets pruned
>make a post
>0 replies and thread hits bump limit
I'm literally Solid Snake.
Anonymous No.714627213
>Open thread
>See argument between posters
>an hour has elapsed with out a response
>Pretend to be them and argue their point w/e it is to the other poster
Anonymous No.714627217 >>714627497
>>714625432
Anons aren't real people you should never feel bad for insulting them
Anonymous No.714627290
>find thread I don't like
>summon the barneyfag
Anonymous No.714627345
>tfw your bait thread reaches 200+ replies
>didn't even need to make a post after the OP
Anonymous No.714627438
This is a self-own, you’re losing every discussion.

Though a lot of discussions are pointless anyway because of the bump limit, there really should be some form of reply-only ghostposting (for discussions that don’t involve just creatively calling each other retard)
Anonymous No.714627486
>open thread
>make an opinion
>anon 1 replies in disagreement
>anon 2 agrees with my opinion
>anon 1 starts addressing anon 2 like we're the same person
Anonymous No.714627497
>>714627217
nta but i do.
Anonymous No.714627542
If you don't reply to me within 5 minutes I automatically win the argument by default.
Anonymous No.714627558 >>714636591 >>714641723 >>714641856
>>714625432
>insult someone on /v/
>made a spelling mistake
>never open thread again
Anonymous No.714627657 >>714627720 >>714627749 >>714632798 >>714636321 >>714636390 >>714636734 >>714643653 >>714645125
>>714625432
>go to tell anon to kill himself
>worry im talking to an actually depressed browser and they will do it and ill be sent to prison and feel bad
>delete
Anonymous No.714627670
>open thread
>make argument
>multiple replies
>reply the next day
>Next week if its a slow thread.
Anonymous No.714627694
>"I accept your concession"
Anonymous No.714627696 >>714627750
>>714625038 (OP)
>reading thread
>someone posts something stupid
>call them out, lash out at them harshly
>submit post, re-read it
>filled with typos
>feel deep embarrassment, leave the board until the thread is gone
Anonymous No.714627720 >>714627918
>>714627657
You've killed at least a few anons by now. Their blood is on your hands.
Anonymous No.714627749
>>714627657
sometimes i ask chatgpt if what i wrote was too offensive..
Anonymous No.714627750
>>714627696
every tiem
Anonymous No.714627792 >>714628431
>losing argument
>pretend to be the other anon and attack myself with something extremely stupid and easy to refute
Anonymous No.714627806 >>714627923
>>714626114
>be poor
>enter thread and larp as a rich person to generate seethe
>leave
Anonymous No.714627835 >>714627887 >>714627925 >>714628107 >>714628170 >>714628197 >>714628249 >>714629762 >>714633980 >>714634026 >>714639908 >>714639989 >>714640072 >>714641204 >>714641339 >>714641526 >>714644748
>make post
>reply to myself multiple times with Based
Anonymous No.714627839
>open thread
>mass reply to every post that made a claim of any sort with "source?"
Anonymous No.714627852 >>714627921 >>714629674
>get btfo
>still think about it years later
Anonymous No.714627887
>>714627835
Based.
Anonymous No.714627915
>Speak like caveman on purpose
>Gets called ESL
Anonymous No.714627918
>>714627720
GOD I hope so
Anonymous No.714627921 >>714628189
>>714627852
kek
What was it about, anon?
Anonymous No.714627923
>>714627806
Anonymous No.714627925
>>714627835
Based
Anonymous No.714628078
>go to 4chan
>LARP as a guy
Anonymous No.714628107
>>714627835
based
Anonymous No.714628137
>>714626759
Goblin hands typed this.
Anonymous No.714628162
whoever replies last wins the argument
Anonymous No.714628170
>>714627835
Based
Anonymous No.714628189 >>714628243
>>714627921
I attacked someone’s vocabulary for criticizing Disco Elysium and made a typo.
Anonymous No.714628197
>>714627835
Based.
Anonymous No.714628243
>>714628189
you still haven't renounced your faggotry after getting BTFO years ago? get your shit together. that game is dogshit
Anonymous No.714628249
>>714627835
Based
Anonymous No.714628271 >>714631140
>call someone a tranny
>they stop replying
Anonymous No.714628289 >>714628349
>go to 4chan
>turn 360Β° and walk away
>my cat catches aids and my testicles explode
Anonymous No.714628314
>>714625038 (OP)
>open thread
>little girls
>jerk off
Anonymous No.714628317
>write opinion but don't know how to justify it
>anons seethe
>another anon comes in to defend your opinion with well thought out arguments and clever insults
>realize you and the other anon are wrong and possibly severely fucking retarded
>start dogpiling on the other anon
>"kek, what a retard"
Anonymous No.714628327 >>714628914 >>714632214 >>714632578
>reply to someone with an image
>that schizo digs through archive to try an connect me to some other Anon
Anonymous No.714628349
>>714628289
>open the door
>get on the floor
>it takes a crane to get them out
Anonymous No.714628381
>>714625038 (OP)
4chan shits up discussion on everything anyways, and the mods just like to stoke the flames.
Anonymous No.714628385 >>714628607
>>714625432
>Jokingly say something mean to an anon.
>He takes it seriously and gets sad.
Sometimes I forget people can't read the tone in your head when you type things out.
Anonymous No.714628406
>>714625038 (OP)
>get in an argument
>someone proves me wrong
>realize I fucked up and have no more comebacks
>start spamming positive, thinly veiled samefag-style replies to the winner of the argument, like "right on," and "that other guy was an idiot," "you really BTFO that retard," "Based," etc
>now it looks like the other guy is pathetically showering himself with false praise
>other people in the thread see this and instinctively think his arguments must be shitty and wrong if he felt the need to samefag praise himself to such a degree
Anonymous No.714628431
>>714627152
>>714626114
>>714625474
>>714627792
Love you guys
Anonymous No.714628607 >>714628992 >>714638162
>>714628385
>go to anonymous hate machine
>invest emotionally in the words of other posters
Anonymous No.714628616 >>714628980 >>714629057 >>714629356
why did they hide IP count anyway
it just makes all the samefagging shenanigans even easier to pull off
Anonymous No.714628617
>make dumb shitpost reply
>get quads or higher
>dumb shitpost garners mass attention now due to digits
>everyone calling (you) a retard
>look upon digits with shame
Anonymous No.714628712
>start argument with an anon
>get bored of replying
>start spamming thread with exaggerated strawmans by replying to people and falseflagging as him making those arguments
>whole thread is derailed and now everyone thinks he's retarded
Anonymous No.714628810
>open thread
>reply to someone I disagree with
>they make a well thought out and intelligent response while basically calling me a dumb nigger
>face gets flush in embarassement
Anonymous No.714628879
>anon losing argument
>leave pointer so the argument can continue
Anonymous No.714628914 >>714629162 >>714632214
>>714628327
>reply to someone with image
>schizo reverse-searches said image through the archive to find some old post of mine from several months ago and replies with a screencap of said post trying to own me
>nobody replies to schizo and the thread gets a little bit less active after
Anonymous No.714628952
>>714625686
Anonymous No.714628969 >>714629015
>>714625038 (OP)
It's the only way to stay sane on pol
Anonymous No.714628980
>>714628616
>be teenager
>post thread and reply to myself pretending to be other anons
>actual other anon enters thread and calls me a newfag loser who doesnt know about the IP count
>get embarassed and close thread
Anonymous No.714628992
>>714628607
>go to anonymous hate machine
but i love /v/
Anonymous No.714629014
>call someone a tranny
>they respond maturely and rationally, making sone great points that I hadn't considered about transfolx
>leave thread a little more educated
Anonymous No.714629015
>>714628969
Nobody sane is browsing /pol/ in the first place.
Anonymous No.714629057
>>714628616
this started like 2 years ago and you're exactly right, the whole point is to allow samefagging and advertising
Anonymous No.714629076 >>714629592
>see anon making arguments i agree with
>pretend to disagre and start attacking him and his arguments in order to force him to use better arguments so my side is better represented
Anonymous No.714629162
>>714628914
That happened to me once in a bit of a different scenario
You fucks are really annoying to argue with sometimes
good thing thing 4chanx has filename randomization option
Anonymous No.714629167 >>714629325
>>714626753
this is from what game
Anonymous No.714629325
>>714629167
Blanc from Neptunia
Anonymous No.714629356
>>714628616
Backalley deals with the shills that come here to advertise. Mods took away the counter to let them get away with it easier.
Anonymous No.714629470
what's going on in this thre- holy fuck
Anonymous No.714629579
>>714625038 (OP)
>go into thread with craving to funpost
>thread already devolved 100 posts in
>its just 2 Redditors having their pissing contest
>seen the exact same script 9000 times in the past
>leave thread knowing theres negative value, and find another one more ripe for fun
Some of you fags take things too seriously, go to twitter if you want to argue with the same retard for 100 replies
Anonymous No.714629592
>>714629076
I’d use this one but it’d have to be a well thought out post already for me to agree with him while also thinking he’s going to represent me well. It’s too rare
Anonymous No.714629662
>reply to thread
>everyone in the thread dogpiles me
Anonymous No.714629674 >>714636376
>>714627852
this
>spamming a thread fighting some other retard who’s BTFOing me
>pacing around house waiting for their next response
>jannies eventually ban me before I could get the last word in
>feel depressed for years later
I now samefag on 3 devices when we I’m getting asshurt and use a proxy to ensure I get the last word
Anonymous No.714629762
>>714627835
Based
Anonymous No.714629806
>open thread
>find gay argument
>reply to the snottiest post with several mic drop gifs
>accuse myself of samefagging
>leave
Anonymous No.714629807
>lose argument fair and square
>YWNBAW
>leave thread
Anonymous No.714629869 >>714630741 >>714641864
>Find a thread about something I actually love.
>Seems to have a decent conversation going.
>Post a well constructed reply.
>Nobody else replies and the thread archives.
Anonymous No.714630046 >>714630381
>check a thread I looked at earlier
>see a stupid fucking post
>reply to it and call anon a faggot
>reload thread
>find out I replied to my own bait post
Anonymous No.714630079 >>714631064 >>714631275 >>714637532
>make well articulated and thoughtful post
>"you cannot reply to this thread anymore" / the specified thread does not exist
Anonymous No.714630291
>enter thread
>get into argument
>lower pants and pee all over my keyboard
>tell lil' Donny how I pissed all over my keyboard and he's a loser because of it
Gets them every time
Anonymous No.714630307 >>714630704 >>714633484
You guys ever samefag so relentlessly you forget which posts are even yours?
Anonymous No.714630381 >>714643358
>>714630046
i've done this before where i open a thread i don't remember posting in, say "wow what a retard" then remember i made that post
Anonymous No.714630668 >>714630853
>enter thread
>explain how anons can vastly speed up their computer performance by deleting system 32
>microsoft still hasn't caught me
>1000's of people now browsing faster
Anonymous No.714630704
>>714630307
yes, i've even replied to my own post calling myself a retard on accident.
Anonymous No.714630741
>>714629869
That's the worst. Worse even than someone replying to it and saying they don't care.
Anonymous No.714630784 >>714631390
>>714625038 (OP)
>reply to someone I disagree with
>close the thread
>see the thread got a reply via 4chanx several hours later
>go back to the thread
>anon got mad enough to get the jannies to delete the post
>no vacation over it though because the mods told the jannies to fuck off
>lol at how mad anon is
>call anon a faggot again
>close the thread and remove it from my thread watcher
Anonymous No.714630853 >>714631089
>>714630668
>Enter thread of people asking for PC build tips.
>Let them know that they can just download RAM on the internet for free.
>Big RAM loses thousands of dollars each time.
All in a day's work.
Anonymous No.714630956 >>714631073 >>714631224 >>714633620 >>714648298
>was around 16 years old
>had a bunch of images on my desktop that I didn't feel like sorting
>reaction images and funny pictures
>one of them was a photo of my driving permit that I had to upload before taking the SAT
>reply to someone on /v/
>I attached my permit instead of a reaction image
>cancel the upload at the last second
>almost doxxed myself
This was over a decade ago and I still have nightmares about it.
Anonymous No.714631029
>get in an argument with anon
>reply to myself refuting my own points to give him more ammunition when he starts losing steam
Anonymous No.714631064 >>714631096 >>714631295
>>714630079
>open best threads in catalog
>half get pruned
>it's 50/50 if you can still download the offending material
Anonymous No.714631073 >>714631224
>>714630956
I dread this, gotta check the funny jpeg like 3 times before hitting the post button
Anonymous No.714631089
>>714630853
Anonymous No.714631096
>>714631064
>>>/vt/ranny
Anonymous No.714631140
>>714628271
tranny
Anonymous No.714631224 >>714631365
>>714631073
>>714630956
i have the same problem but with triple checking i'm not posting a porn image more often than i should
Anonymous No.714631275 >>714631601
>>714630079
>make well-articulated and thoughtful post
>scrap the whole thing because it's clear that anon is just looking for (You)'s and engaging with the retard isn't worth it.
Anonymous No.714631295
>>714631064
yeah, what's with that? ever since the hack the archive is not working or something, threads that 404 have like, completely unretrievable images now
Anonymous No.714631365 >>714631469
>>714631224
wow anon, imagine openly implying that you post in those threads
Anonymous No.714631373
>>714625432
Yeah, I also hate being mean to NPCs.
Anonymous No.714631390
>>714630784
>post something rule-breaking
>mods delete ALL of the posts I made that day instead of only that one post they had an issue with
Anonymous No.714631431
>"NTA"
>I was that anon
Anonymous No.714631469
>>714631365
no, it's just that my image folders are completely deranged, i am not a guy who sorts things
Anonymous No.714631495 >>714632247
>make a well thought out post of my theories about a game or ask a vidya related question
>get no replies even after 200 posts
>shitpost the thread into oblivion out of spite
Anonymous No.714631601
>>714631275
The amount of times I'm three paragraphs in, and I ask myself what the fuck I'm even doing.
Anonymous No.714632214
>>714628327
>>714628914
>reply to thread with image
>schizo pulls out an entire GoogleDoc with 30 different images and 100+ usages of each of them in the archives because hes convinced anyone who doesn't like the game is a fan of OTHER GAME
Anonymous No.714632242
>>714625038 (OP)
me [crossdresser femboy] and my chud brother
Anonymous No.714632247
>>714631495
over time I've just been doing this more and more, low-quality posting twitter niggers can eat a dick
Anonymous No.714632282
>two anons arguing
>reply to one pretending to the other and make a complete fool of myself
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Anonymous No.714632337
>>714625038 (OP)
Sex with Juliana
Anonymous No.714632398
>>714625038 (OP)
That's an incredibly gay and stupid thing to do.
*closes thread*
Anonymous No.714632427
>>714625038 (OP)
>open thread
>spread misinformation
>leave thread
Anonymous No.714632510 >>714632832
>Know I'm wrong
>Say something even more retarded and close the thread
Anonymous No.714632578
>>714628327
>reply to someone with a funny reaction image you saved off 4chan, don't even know what it is
>some retard replies "anime the reddit"
Anonymous No.714632618
>>714625038 (OP)
>read concept I don't understand
>make completely stupid assertions about it so the anon talking about it will elucidate the idiot who clearly doesn't get it
Anonymous No.714632647 >>714632805
>open thread
>breathe
>immediately get called Eric and get told I lost, got raped and am mentally I'll
Anonymous No.714632665 >>714632963 >>714635723
>>714625038 (OP)
>type word wrong
>all points are ignored to say word wrong
Anonymous No.714632774
this thread is literally me
Anonymous No.714632798 >>714632871
>>714627657
>you must wait a bit longer to delete this post
Anonymous No.714632805
>>714632647
Ok Eric
Anonymous No.714632832
>>714632510
Guy we know when you double down on being a retard you're just bailing out
Anonymous No.714632850
>post in a thread to manipulate the algo of the board so thatvthe thread I'm posting in goes to front page
Anonymous No.714632871
>>714632798
>you cannot delete a post this old
Anonymous No.714632914 >>714633023
>make long and detailed reply that I think will really hit
>You are banned
Anonymous No.714632923
>open thread about something I don't like
>start calling posters jeets and bringing up india
>thread turns into an india hate shitfest
>leave thread
Anonymous No.714632963
>>714632665
>pretend to be the anon I'm arguing with
>make a well-crafted post with a good argument
>slip in a grammatical error that only someone learning English would make
>reply to it with "ESL moment"
Anonymous No.714633007 >>714633179 >>714633221
>"not that anon but-"
>I actually am that anon
Anonymous No.714633023
>>714632914
>ban reason is some shit from several hours ago you already forgot about
>its always the "off topic" excuse as if 90% of /v/ posts aren't already off topic garbage
Anonymous No.714633082 >>714633179 >>714633221 >>714633337
>say NTA
>I was in fact the anon in question
Anonymous No.714633141
>>714625038 (OP)
Based
Anonymous No.714633179 >>714633221
>>714633007
cringe
>>714633082
based
Anonymous No.714633191
>>714625432
>insult someone
>notice I misspelled something
>close thread
Even if they reply, I'll never see it. I might as well have had the last word.
Anonymous No.714633221
>>714633179
>>714633082
>>714633007
All me
Anonymous No.714633247
>anon makes a post confessing about silly goof that happened to him in real life
>make several game related posts and roleplay as different characters from the game reacting to his goof until he gets really embarassed about it and the whole thread is laughing at him
serves you right for blogposting like a slut
Anonymous No.714633337
>>714633082
Anonymous No.714633372 >>714633772 >>714633990
I've posted at least 26 times ITT
Anonymous No.714633392
>see a bunch of people with retarded opinions
>mass reply to all of them
>"all me btw"
Anonymous No.714633440
A pedophile needs bullets fired in the mouth right now not to breath ever again.
Anonymous No.714633484 >>714633539
>>714630307
no
I try not to stoop to samefagging
I also have a fear that suddenly when I try to samefag a mod will drop by and call me out
btw mods should call out samefagging more often I've seen them do it before but only when it's really egregious
Anonymous No.714633519 >>714633602
>see op with shitty opinion
>reply "I'm trans btw"
>Nobody replies to my post
>this means their mother will die in her sleep tonight
Delightfully devilish, Sneedmour
Anonymous No.714633539 >>714633827
>>714633484
Well la-dee-da mr tryhard
Anonymous No.714633554
>>714625038 (OP)
Strangely this is the right thing to do if you dont have the entire day fro triyng to prove your point to some random stranger.
Anonymous No.714633602 >>714633873
>>714633519
there's nothing to say to those posts, what do you want, a kek? am i supposed to believe the guy is trans or something? there's no response to give
Anonymous No.714633620
>>714630956
the other side of the blade is that naming your pics makes sorting easier but also makes tracking your posting easier
Anonymous No.714633637 >>714634021
>enter thread
>get into argument
>know im objectively right
>have no idea how to articulate it properly
>lose the argument and get called a retard
Anonymous No.714633641 >>714633735
>Pokemon fans then
>children
>Pokemon fans now
>pedos and/or furries

What happened?
Anonymous No.714633715
>>714625038 (OP)
Gabi is never coming back anon...
Anonymous No.714633735 >>714633982
>>714633641
You grew up
Anonymous No.714633772
>>714633372
Same. I will keep pretending to be several different posters in threads i like just to bait people into replying with actually organic posts.
Anonymous No.714633793
>say NTA
>am actually not a nigger tranny ape
Anonymous No.714633827 >>714633972
>>714633539
if you think about going through the hassle of replying to your own posts is trying harder than not doing that
Anonymous No.714633851 >>714645036
>>714625038 (OP)
Why did Juliana send me that image?
Anonymous No.714633870
if i misreply, i never bother to correct.
Anonymous No.714633873 >>714633958
>>714633602
It means I was right. They ignored it because they were ashamed.
Anonymous No.714633958
>>714633873
but you were saying you were trans, so
which is shameful of course but whatever
Anonymous No.714633972
>>714633827
>if you think about
Didn't plan on it faggot
Anonymous No.714633980
>>714627835
Based
Anonymous No.714633982
>>714633735
>you grew up

But I have grown up to a normal person, neither pedo nor furry.
I don't have any abnormal fetish.
Anonymous No.714633990
>>714633372
>make thread
>reply to myself
>keep posting for 2 hours
>I've now posted at least 150 times ITT
Anonymous No.714634021
>>714633637
Togo-san..
Anonymous No.714634026
>>714627835
Based
Anonymous No.714634039
>make an argument
>anon attacks an argument
>multiple anons jump in to defend your post and call that anon a retard
can't say it happens often but when it does I can hardly think of a better feeling
Anonymous No.714634074 >>714634976 >>714637017
>bring up [current war] in a shitpost
>quaranteed replies from buttmad anons thinking i support the side they dont like
Anonymous No.714634157
>lost argument
>just start acting like a retard until the other guy gives up reply
Anonymous No.714634272
Based wingmen
Anonymous No.714634275 >>714638640
>>714625432
Literally me
Anonymous No.714634345
>enter thread with tons of /pol/ shitflinging
>lie and say that I've falseflagged as both sides and got dozens of (You)s and they're all gullible retards
>leave thread
Anonymous No.714634346 >>714637313
>reply to someone
>almost call them a slur
>realize that's not who I am anymore and delete it
Anonymous No.714634351 >>714634473 >>714634856 >>714635202 >>714635265
Before this meta-thread gets janny'd
>near-daily ritual thread
>almost the exact same posts everytime, following the same script
>impossible to engage as any attempt to post off the script will be completely ignored, as if the thread is all bots
>always reaches 300+ posts
These threads fucking SUCK, its like going to a party alone where everyone already knows each other
Anonymous No.714634382 >>714634702
>mfw the guy im arguing with cuts through my 3 layers of detached irony and makes an accurate observation about me
Anonymous No.714634447
>make a post arguing a pants on head retarded point while avatarposting with some random anime girl who is popular
>get half of the thread to attack me and call me slurs
>cum buckets reading trough them
Anonymous No.714634473
>>714634351
drawthreads and console-tan threads are this, just the same handful of downies jerking each other off all day long
Anonymous No.714634509 >>714634768 >>714634962 >>714635254 >>714639145
>spend 10+ replies trying to argue my point
>realize I misread the first post I was replying to and sound like a complete retard
>close tab, delete browser history, clear cookies, run ccleaner, block 4chan in hosts file, defragment my ssd
nobody must know
Anonymous No.714634702 >>714634846
>>714634382
had this happen on fucking trash of all the fucking places after i made a low effort shitpost
wasnt even angry i genuinely felt happy there are people who can put in so much effort for my shitty anonymous posts
Anonymous No.714634768 >>714635296 >>714637117
>>714634509
>friendly fire the dude who came in to defend you because you're too dumb to notice he was agreeing with you
Anonymous No.714634779
>go into thread
>find two people who are arguing
>call someone a "chud" and "nazi" or "racist"
>leave the thread
Anonymous No.714634846
>>714634702
Kek
Anonymous No.714634856
>>714634351
off topic touhou threads in a nutshell
Anonymous No.714634962
>>714634509
i know and soon will all your friends unless you call me a handsome young man
Anonymous No.714634963 >>714635084
>>714625038 (OP)
>in an argument with another anon
>anon turns it around on me and I have no choice but to concede
>stop replying to him, hide the entire post chain with no stub, and continue shitposting in the thread as if nothing happened
Anonymous No.714634976
>>714634074
>schizo calls you ruzzian/ukropig out of nowhere
>300+ posts shit flinging like monkeys
Anonymous No.714635051
>make a post
>retard starts arguing with me when he agreed with my original post
Anonymous No.714635084
>>714634963
>arguing with a stupid retard
>know I'm right
>concede anyway to prove I'm the bigger person
Anonymous No.714635098
>>714625038 (OP)
That's what I do but I don't even open the thread. I refresh the front page, witness one the most idiotic post as I'm scrolling down, reply to it through the pop-up reply window and refresh the page again. A lot of chances that thread will just die so you'll rare see it again.
Anonymous No.714635126 >>714635206 >>714637989
>reply to thread
>posting stops
Anonymous No.714635202
>>714634351
Smash threads during rosterfag season were exactly like that, most of the posters were actual Discordfags using the thread as a personal pissing arena against each other and would get mad if someone starts going off script
Anonymous No.714635206
>>714635126
Couldn't be me
Anonymous No.714635241
>see thread about gaem/topic i like
>replies slow down
>roleplay as 3 different people in order to encourage discussion and bump thread
>thread dies anyways
Anonymous No.714635247
>make a well-written and thought out reply
>0 (you)'s
>thread reaches page 10
>thread fucking dies

I killed the thread
Anonymous No.714635254
>>714634509
>*post* ha take that you fucking retard
>take a moment to actually fully read his post
>i'm completely in the wrong direction and sound like a lunatic saying shit that makes no sense
uh oohhhhhh
Anonymous No.714635265 >>714635447
>>714634351
>thread starts with an actual interesting OP
>open it
>"is this the thread?"
Anonymous No.714635275
>reply to page 10 thread
>thread proceeds to hit bump limit
Anonymous No.714635296
>>714634768
You fuckers do this way too often that I'm convinced you are genuinely retarded and can't read
Anonymous No.714635353 >>714635492
>anon responds to my post with unwarranted hostility
>I tell him he is being mean and his post was hurtful
>he immediately apologizes and tells me he was having a bad day
>the rest of the reply chain with him on the thread subject was civil, pleasant even
nice to see how well that post can take the wind out of even the most bitter anon's sails on here
Anonymous No.714635389
>make several posts in the same thread
>anon replies to one of my posts calling me a niggerfaggot while calling another post i also made based
Anonymous No.714635447
>>714635265
>"is this the thread?"
You can blame the mods for selectively deleting pseudo-generals they don't like, so its all stealth thread OPs
Anonymous No.714635492 >>714641375
>>714635353
Hostility is basically a reflex on this shithole now. Everyone drank the "internet hate machine" kool-aid and forgot how to be themselves. I bet if half of the people here stopped and thought about their posts before clicking 'submit' they wouldn't come off like reactionary overly negative dickheads.
Anonymous No.714635519 >>714635696 >>714635840
The threads where people just post a reaction image along with their graphic card's name are fucking pointless and retarded. What even is the point?
Anonymous No.714635614
>>714625432
Fuck you, faggot
Anonymous No.714635640
>tfw 80% of this thread's replies have been me and no one seems to have noticed yet

Hell yeah
Anonymous No.714635683 >>714635897
>see OP about game I like that I don't see threads about on /v/ much
>happily hop into thread to talk about the game I like
>thread is actually on the completely unrelated pic in the OP
>try to talk about the game anyway
>naturally, no replies
Anonymous No.714635696
>>714635519
>just post a reaction image along with their graphic card's name
EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR NEARLY A DECADE WITH THAT USELESS FUCKING THREAD
Anonymous No.714635723
>>714632665
Anonymous No.714635840 >>714636018
>>714635519
This and filename threads with the same jokes repeated on a weekly basis
Anonymous No.714635863 >>714635953 >>714635972 >>714636073 >>714636076
>never samefag because you know jannies are watching
anyone else?
Anonymous No.714635897
>>714635683
Discussion about a topic always goes better outside of its actual topic board because it cuts out most of the local schizos who live on that board
Anonymous No.714635953
>>714635863
Im pretty sure 50% of threads on /v/ is OP samefagging as FP with a contrarian stance to try and force an argument and stay on page 1
Anonymous No.714635972
>>714635863
the jannies are also samefagging, its okay.
Anonymous No.714636018 >>714636087
>>714635840
Filename threads were the first steps of the complete Reddit-ification of this site
Filename jokes were once a moderate treat you'd sprinkle one or two on an on-topic thread, not binge the entire catalog of them in 2 threads and parrot the same slop for a decade
Anonymous No.714636054
>Spend 10 minutes writing a compelling narrative
>Gets no replies
Anonymous No.714636073
>>714635863
god, what i fucking would give to know if a poster is a janny, what i would give
Anonymous No.714636076
>>714635863
Why would I care about what a janny thinks of me? They moderate an atmospheric bacterial colony imageboard FOR FREE.
Anonymous No.714636087
>>714636018
When typing this, I suddenly had some very bad deja vu hit me hard
Anonymous No.714636137 >>714636401
>see anon shilling his twitch and youtube channel pretending to be totally unrelated person that just came across it
>sacrifice myself to the mods by posting his doxx and image collabs of embarassing posts he made just so he will shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.714636321 >>714636390 >>714636482 >>714636734
>>714627657
>worry im talking to an actually depressed browser
i unironically haven't told anyone to kill themselves for years because of this
i still call them fags or niggers though
Anonymous No.714636376
>>714629674
utterly pathetic
Anonymous No.714636390
>>714627657
>>714636321
Survival of the fittest
If telling someone to kill themselves will make them kill themselves, then they brought it on themselves.
Anonymous No.714636395 >>714636510 >>714636528 >>714637068 >>714637574 >>714642493 >>714645037
>anon asks if coffee is good for them
>I happily inform them that a cup of good quality coffee taken without cream or sugar is a good way to kickstart your metabolism in the morning as well as contains vitamins B1, 2, 3, 5, and 12, magnesium, and potassium on top of promoting heart health and discouraging diabetes and liver cancer, and pairs wonderfully with a cup of green tea in the afternoon
>despite my response I still see anons asking if coffee is good for them
I hope they can see my posts one day
they deserve to know the benefits of a good cup of joe
Anonymous No.714636401
>>714636137
doing god's work
Anonymous No.714636482 >>714636613 >>714636631
>>714636321
>Don't bother telling people to kill themselves here
>not out of any genuine empathy
>but the assumption that everyone has heard it a billion times already and its like saying hello here and its a waste of time
Anonymous No.714636510 >>714636645
>>714636395
Coffee is great for cleaning out my bowels. I always have to shit and piss after finishing a huge cuppa.
Anonymous No.714636528 >>714636759
>>714636395
what if i like tea more than coffee?
Anonymous No.714636565
I usually don't like to reply to my own bait or posts where I'm looking for a lot of (you)s because it feels cheap. You're cheating the game, it's more satisfying to say you actually got every one of those (you)s legitimately. That said I have replied to a singular post of mine over 100 times before, like a fifth of all the posts in a full thread, but it wasn't on /v/.
Anonymous No.714636586
>see a thread about a 90's game with a dead IP
>"buy an ad"
Anonymous No.714636591
>>714627558
Ok faggkt
Anonymous No.714636613 >>714636830 >>714637027
>>714636482
one day i will forget i'm not here and be banned off every platform for what i had considered to be completely normal behavior
Anonymous No.714636631
>>714636482
>tranny tourists from resetera most impacted
id say its working as expected
Anonymous No.714636645
>>714636510
>finish cuppa
>quick fap session
>go to bathroom
>empty bladder
>empty bowels
>empty balls
literally no better feeling
Anonymous No.714636653 >>714636780
>make a "i just finished this game, what did i think about it?" thread every time i finish another game
Anonymous No.714636734 >>714643779
>>714627657
>>714636321
The crime was telling someone she knew was attempting suicide to return to doing so. Like 'get back in the truck and turn on the gas' kill himself. Telling a faceless user to kill himself is not going to amount to anything unless they were believably informing you they were trying to kill themself. It is unrealistic to expect someone to obey text on their screen from a random stranger.
Anonymous No.714636759
>>714636528
green tea is one of the best things to drink outside of water
brewed yourself of course, none of that store bought pre-made sugared up business
Anonymous No.714636780 >>714637231
>>714636653
are you one of the anons who make those? i don't even open them, i see the "what did i think" then roll my eyes and hide the thread
Anonymous No.714636830
>>714636613
Check yourself to make sure your OFF switch for posting is working, before you wreck yourself
A few genuinely friendly posts might save you from a 30 day ban from a really pissed off janny once a mod checks your history
Anonymous No.714636956 >>714637390
underage thread
Anonymous No.714637017 >>714637248
>>714634074
>"Side? I support the nuclear oblivion of the entire middle east."
Anonymous No.714637027
>>714636613
Anonymous No.714637068
>>714636395
Based coffee and green tea enjoyer.
Anonymous No.714637117
>>714634768
Conversely
>Arguing with anon
>Another anon jumps in against you
>Anon you were arguing with is so fucking dumb he thinks the guy who's agreeing with him is agreeing with you.

I've had this happen at least three different times.
Anonymous No.714637231 >>714637287
>>714636780
yeah but only one per game
>hiding my threads
you're rude as fuck!
Anonymous No.714637248
>>714637017
I post this and the usual response is that they even angrier because for some reason in the public concious of late what's even worse than [other side] is "a fence sitting centrist"
that or they act like I am [other side] anyway because they legitimately cannot comprehend not picking a side in their dichotomy filled world
Anonymous No.714637287 >>714637441
>>714637231
i don't what to tell you dude, it just looks like some dumb bait thread, every time
Anonymous No.714637313
>>714634346
>reply to someone
>almost call them a slur
>realize there are other threads I might want to participate in over the next 3 days and delete it
Anonymous No.714637324 >>714638567
this thread is autistic af
Anonymous No.714637390
>>714636956
im trans and love children btw
Anonymous No.714637395
I'm trans and love nintendo btw
Anonymous No.714637441 >>714646898
>>714637287
It kind of is. The provactive title is to bait dumb replies from kids trying way too hard to fit in to bump my thread on keep it on page 1. I don't like doing it but it works much better than if I just made an FF12 discussion thread and it's genuine enough that usually the thread doesn't turn into complete monkey shitflinging. Since people with triple digit IQ immediately recognize the necessity of the OP bait.
Anonymous No.714637458 >>714637649
>ask a question in a thread
>nobody responds, embarrassed
>reply to myself to save face
Anonymous No.714637530 >>714637639 >>714637785
>Post a lust provoking image of a character to convince anons that I'm said character and interact with me as if I were them
Anonymous No.714637532 >>714637795
>>714630079
>Talking to anons on hobby board about video games
>They respond with multiple paragraphs of text when asking for simple clarification on what they're saying

Absolutely nothing we are discussing here is that complicated stop wasting my time
Anonymous No.714637574
>>714636395
>drink coffee
>need to pee
>go pee
>drink coffee
>need to pee again
>go pee again
>drink coffee
>pee again
>go to sleep
>cant get sleep
i wish i knew how to fix this
Anonymous No.714637639
>>714637530
post her armpits
Anonymous No.714637649
>>714637458
>ask a question in thread
>nobody responds
>respond to myself with half remembered opinions I heard once with an assertive tone
>if no anons respond then I'm right
>if anons respond to call me a retard they usually give the advice I was looking for.

This works well on /tg/
Anonymous No.714637676
I don't like that more often than not the only way to get an active thread is to rage bait in the OP
I wish anger didn't elicit the biggest response, and that just doesn't apply to this burmese log surfing forum
Anonymous No.714637726 >>714637768 >>714638138 >>714638590 >>714638894
>take an hour or two to write out my sincere thoughts and analysis on a sequel, update, game in general etc. in a couple of maxed out posts
>"meds"
>"retard"
>"what"
Anonymous No.714637768 >>714638131
>>714637726
?
Anonymous No.714637785
>>714637530
good morning betiful lovely ladey how are you
Anonymous No.714637795 >>714638217
>>714637532
how much time does it take to read a paragraph? maybe 30 seconds at most? you're not exactly here because you have stuff to do, adhd-chan
Anonymous No.714637989
>>714635126
>Leave thread for about an hour
>It became active again as soon as I left.
Anonymous No.714638042 >>714638126
chatgpt has become my greatest tool for evil when threads dont go my way
Anonymous No.714638079
>>714625038 (OP)
>>>/vt/ranny
Anonymous No.714638119
I love it when people back me up. Sometimes they make even better points that I was gonna get owned on.
Anonymous No.714638126
>>714638042
for me it's
>"retard"
>close thread
>never look back
Anonymous No.714638131
>>714637768
That's even worse than those three.
Anonymous No.714638138
>>714637726
>write a long on-topic post
>thread 404's right as I'm done writing it despite not having too many replies
zero compensation
Anonymous No.714638162
>>714628607
post the webm of picrel
Anonymous No.714638217 >>714638359
>>714637795
The problem isn't how long it takes to read the problem is people frequently just start playing dumb rhetoric games where they type 5+ sentences without a clear thesis statement and then just claim "nuh uh that's what I said" to any attempt to respond to the overall point they're making.
Anonymous No.714638249 >>714639889 >>714640154 >>714642453 >>714642554
>open thread
>rewrite post 4-5 times before posting
>post
>realize I forgot to change the stuff surrounding what I was changing and it sounds disconnected and retarded
>get embarrassed and panic close thread
Anonymous No.714638268
>write post calling random poster a retard and putting up a counter argument
>somehow it was in the wrong tab and now I look like the fool
>close tab and never come back
Anonymous No.714638359 >>714638879
>>714638217
well that's something different entirely, the autism to over-explain things you know stuff about, and basically doing a filibuster to mask stupidity aren't the same things
Anonymous No.714638404
>>714625432
I only felt that way when I insulted Anon whose wife had died. Yeah he was an asshole but still.
Anonymous No.714638567
>>714637324
Anonymous No.714638590
>>714637726
You have to remember a significant amount of posters here are literal teenagers
Anonymous No.714638614 >>714639374
>thread I'm actually interested in
>put actual thought into my reply
>hit reply
>this thread no longer exists
Anonymous No.714638640
>>714634275
Despicable me.
Anonymous No.714638652 >>714638896 >>714645063
>browse threads of game series as a fan of that series over the years
>come to easily recognize several of the same posters based on typing style, arguments, and images
Anonymous No.714638676
>>714625432
Don't feel bad, /v/tards are assholes
Anonymous No.714638786
>>714625432
>on /v/
It's a 50/50 that you insulted someone using ChatGPT to make posts for the thread.
Anonymous No.714638860 >>714639223
>make an effortpost
>just so happems to get posted right at the same time as low effort rage bait which obviously gets 50 replies, drowning out your post
Anonymous No.714638879
>>714638359
Most people who think they are "effort posting" are doing the filibuster, especially if it's related to their own opinions. It's different if they're writing about things related to plot, characters, or themes because those are things you can discuss at length from a point of neutrality. If you type 5 sentences about "why every game in this series is SLOP after (Game)" you are just being an autistic faggot
Anonymous No.714638894 >>714638964 >>714639106 >>714639219 >>714642386
>>714637726
It's harsh bra. The worst is being called a shill though.
Anonymous No.714638896
>>714638652
>game series has a general on /vg/
>posters there leak onto a normal /v/ thread and infest it with autism
Anonymous No.714638964
>>714638894
that just happens now for any anon that speaks positively about any game
Anonymous No.714639106 >>714639186 >>714639219 >>714642386
>>714638894
if you speak positively about anything you are a shill here.
>oh, you're speaking positively about a recently released video game on the video games board? YOU FILTHY CORPO SHILL!
>mfw
Anonymous No.714639145
>>714634509
Anonymous No.714639186
>>714639106
>Talk positively about a 30 year old game you can't even legally buy anymore
>"Fuck off shill"
Anonymous No.714639219
>>714639106
>>714638894
>post about obscure game or some piece of hardware like a controller
>thread gets spammed with retards crying "shill"
Anonymous No.714639223
>>714638860
every time
Anonymous No.714639374
>>714638614
paedophile
Anonymous No.714639402
>get told to take my meds
>I really did forget to take my meds
thanks anon
Anonymous No.714639406 >>714640431
>try to ask about keyboards
>thread devolves into people calling each other trannies
Anonymous No.714639449
>make thread about something I'm passionate about
>no replies until page 10
>finally get a reply
>some anon calls me a fag and sages
>thread archives immediately after
Anonymous No.714639581 >>714639747
>Anon calls you a child and says you need to grow up
>Point that he's a full grown man spending his saturday afternoon arguing about children's media
>He stops replying
shoot it into my fucking veins yesssssss
Anonymous No.714639610
>asked to type captcha
>"you typed it wrong, try again"
no i didn't, i know i didn't
Anonymous No.714639668
>someone replies to my post saying "nobody cares"
>"you cared enough to reply"
Honestly how do you respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.714639685 >>714639890
Anonymous No.714639702
ok?
Anonymous No.714639746 >>714639890
>>714625038 (OP)
Anonymous No.714639747
>>714639581
this always goes both ways, on one side a guy says "retard" and leaves the thread smugly, on the other a guy says some last thing and when no reply comes carries on smugly, both anons are stupid retards, both anons think they have "won"
Anonymous No.714639773
>>714625038 (OP)
>lurk for 1,000 years
>make a post giving genuine thoughts on a topic
>0 (You)s
>lurk for 1,000 more years
Anonymous No.714639783 >>714639890
Anonymous No.714639786 >>714640170
>anon argues game is complete garbage because of X mechanic
>agree with X mechanic being shit and also Y being little undeveloped but the game still being great for it's delivery with Z
>"Retarded shill"
Anonymous No.714639805
>make this thread
>every post is just me pretending to be 100 different people
Anonymous No.714639841 >>714639890
Anonymous No.714639889
>>714638249
this shit happens to me too much, if 4chan pass had an edit button i'd buy in a second
Anonymous No.714639890
>>714639685
>>714639746
>>714639783
>>714639841
i say this and look like this
Anonymous No.714639908
>>714627835
based
Anonymous No.714639989
>>714627835
based
Anonymous No.714639991
based pissCHAD
Anonymous No.714640072
>>714627835
based
Anonymous No.714640137
>make thread about game x not many people play
>gets few replies and archives
>make thread about the same game but say it's better than game y, on top of bringing it up to compare in game y threads
>get more replies
Anonymous No.714640154 >>714640215 >>714640278 >>714640412
>>714638249
>make typo
>repeatedly refresh the page and mash the delete button until the post is deleted
why the fuck does it take so long to delete a post
Anonymous No.714640170 >>714640243 >>714640373
>>714639786
>Agree with any part of somebody else's post at all
>"I accept your concession"
Anonymous No.714640215
>>714640154
small indie website, please understand.
Anonymous No.714640243
>>714640170
>don't agree with any part of somebody else's post at all
>"I accept your concession"
Anonymous No.714640278
>>714640154
as a display of fear and anxiety
and because i have 4chanx, i WILL reply to your deleted post with "lmao retard"
Anonymous No.714640373 >>714640605
>>714640170
>anon demands that you spoonfeed him easily found sources for a widely discussed topic on the first page of Google results
>tell him to fuck off and do his own research
>"Concession accepted"
Anonymous No.714640412
>>714640154
>try to delete post
>4chan no longer recognizes it as your post
AAAAHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.714640415 >>714640619
>Make a post in a thread
>Thread does not receive any more posts and thread dies
This has happened dozens of times
Anonymous No.714640431
>>714639406
Nice bisexual lighting, tranny.
Anonymous No.714640445 >>714640615
>make a thread about something
>random anon suddenly derails the thread and becomes center of attention.
how does that even happen? it starts off as a regular discussion then out of the blue someone says something absurd and that's the thread.
Anonymous No.714640532
>ask anon's about video game music for a shop theme
>what the hell am I listening?
Anonymous No.714640605
>>714640373
>Decide to spoonfeed anon anyway because I'm feeling generous
>Post the link
>"I'm not reading that."
Anonymous No.714640615
>>714640445
Some schizos are genuinely so pathetic they'll just respond to themselves 15 times to make it look like they're successfully derailing.
Anonymous No.714640619
>>714640415
when it happens to me it feels like pic related
Anonymous No.714640701 >>714640881 >>714640957 >>714641127 >>714641218
>make a thread about a weird and/or obscure game
>"go away Sploogedorf faggot"
>who the fuck is Sploogedorf?
>"fucking zoomer I'm sure you've never heard of [game] until Sploogedorf"
>I don't understand
>"OMG SPLOOGEDORF THREAD?"
>please I just wanted a [game] thread
>"REMEMBER WHEN SPLOOGEDORF DOXXED JINGLESODA'S GF DURING THE GOATSLICE ERA LMAOOO"
Anonymous No.714640746
>make an argument
>anons address my slight typo instead
I am King of the /v/irgins and am above grammar.
Anonymous No.714640764 >>714640980
>anon posts webm of game
>looks pretty cool
>ask for game name
>no reply
Anonymous No.714640780
test
Anonymous No.714640881
>>714640701
Goatslice era Sploogedorf was kino thoughever
Anonymous No.714640957
>>714640701
when you accidentally open up an Oneyplays thread
Anonymous No.714640972
>post makes anon get diamonds
Anonymous No.714640975 >>714641098 >>714641120
>anon posts good porn
>doesn't give sauce and image search doesn't work because it is cropped
if I were God my first order of business would be instant death to those who don't put the source as the filename
Anonymous No.714640980
>>714640764
you have to wait for a dream to reveal it to you like the rest of us
Anonymous No.714641098 >>714641240
>>714640975
it was scat/blacked/futa anyway, i found the source
Anonymous No.714641120
>>714640975
but if i tell you then i don't look like the cool "in the know" guy anymore
Anonymous No.714641127
>>714640701
is this the sploogedorf thread?
Anonymous No.714641141
>make absurd post
>realize it's a dream
>don't remember what i said
Anonymous No.714641204
>>714627835
BASED
Anonymous No.714641218 >>714641380 >>714641826
>>714640701
This doesn't happen. When it appears to be happening it's just always just a known schizoposter throwing a tantrum because he's been recognized
Anonymous No.714641240 >>714641254
>>714641098
IT IS. ALWAYS. FUCKING. FUTA.
GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT.
Anonymous No.714641254
>>714641240
you vill like ze cock
Anonymous No.714641318 >>714641395
>make a joke at the start of a thread
>get no (You)s
>thread hits bump limit
>before it archives, one anon replies "underrated"
Anonymous No.714641339
>>714627835
Based
Anonymous No.714641375
>>714635492
I think posters are more angry than they used to be. A lot of the replies I get come off as someone whose genuinely upset. Often times their seething replies aren't even related to my post.
Anonymous No.714641380
>>714641218
Hi Sploogedorf
Anonymous No.714641387 >>714641465 >>714641558
This website was better off dead
Anonymous No.714641395
>>714641318
i know i should say kek when something makes me laugh but it always feels so redundant to acknowledge it to me
Anonymous No.714641465 >>714641674
>>714641387
the alternatives were so dogshit
Anonymous No.714641526
>>714627835
Based
Anonymous No.714641558 >>714641720 >>714642553
>>714641387
but there is nowhere else for us to go.
Anonymous No.714641569
>make fun of lolipedos
>offend all so-called edgelords
>play vidya while collecting (you)s
Anonymous No.714641647
>anon hasn't been online in over a month
>gets concerned
Anonymous No.714641674
>>714641465
this, there was genuinely fucking nothing
Anonymous No.714641720 >>714641902 >>714642626
>>714641558
>girl last tour
You can go to a bridge and admire the view or something
Anonymous No.714641723
>>714627558
yep, this is the one
Anonymous No.714641790
>>714626279
This is literally the fucking FFXIV shitposters.
They formulate arguments why Dawntrail is good/bad and then argue with themselves for hours on end.
And if nobody joins in, then one of them just dumps their image folder.
Anonymous No.714641826
>>714641218
What single schizo is obsessing over shit like Graffiti Kingdom or Toontown and making up entire youtube cabals for it?
Anonymous No.714641856
>>714627558
Just pretend that you're baitinf
Anonymous No.714641864
>>714629869
anime of the decade......i mean centuries.
i've been having dreams lately.
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.714641867 >>714641915 >>714642071
>see a thread with over 300 posts
>don't bother because I missed everything
Anonymous No.714641902
>>714641720
Anonymous No.714641905
>>714625038 (OP)
what game
Anonymous No.714641915 >>714642080
>>714641867
that is like a little over halfway, get the fuck in there
Anonymous No.714641954
>open thread
>open porn in the next monitor
>masturbate while thread is open and anons replying
>don't wash hands
sorry not sorry
Anonymous No.714642057
>anon posts cool art along his post
>comment on it looking cool
>"thanks i made it myself :)"
Anonymous No.714642071 >>714642223 >>714642285 >>714643385
>>714641867
>see a thread with over 300 posts
>enter because why not
>kneejerk respond to a post 25 posts in
>realize I responded to a post made 7 hours ago and that anon is probably long gone
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.714642080
>>714641915

Nah, I missed the chance. Next time.
Anonymous No.714642089
>>714625038 (OP)
>see thread about a game I haven't played
>read posts in the thread to get a general gist of the game
>make long winded posts as if I have played the game
Anonymous No.714642223
>>714642071
>he replies to you in the next five minutes
Anonymous No.714642285
>>714642071
>see a thread with over 300 posts
>enter because why not
>kneejerk respond to a vidya post 25 posts in
>realize they've actually been talking about race statistics since post #50
Anonymous No.714642386
>>714638894
>>714639106
I had someone declare me a shill for a fucking Terraria thread the other day.
TERRARIA. Fucking game is what, 15 years old? It doesn't need shills, it's one of the most-purchased games on the planet, and some faggot fucking retard on 4chan thinks anyone could, would, or needs to shill for it.
Anonymous No.714642407
>make a post
>get loads of responses calling me retarded
>notice they're all exactly a minute apart
>point this out
>after this they start coming in every two minutes
Anonymous No.714642452
>see thread
>open in new tab
>leave it there for months unclosed like the other tabs
>browser crashes
>lose all tabs
i dont even know what most of them were at the time
Anonymous No.714642453
>>714638249
yup
and then you get called an ESL
Anonymous No.714642483
>arguing
>wait until page 10
>sage my response
>win
Anonymous No.714642493 >>714642640
>>714636395
>get up from bed
coffee and adderall
>feel tired
coffee and adderall
>feel hungry
coffee and adderall
>feel sleepy
coffee and adderall
>feel sad
coffee and adderall
>feel anxious
coffee and adderall and benzos
yup, i love coffee
Anonymous No.714642553
>>714641558
Anonymous No.714642554
>>714638249
Lmao I do this a lot and people will call me an ESL retard but generally appreciate what I'm saying.
If it's a small error I'll just let it be but if it's something major I'll respond with the corrected, text. It's generally no biggie though so no reason to panic leave unless you're doing it in an argument.
Anonymous No.714642612
>>714625038 (OP)
I do this when I know the person is gonna piss me off with how retarded they hard so I don't even want to see it
Anonymous No.714642626 >>714643223
>>714641720
>post reaction image
>some random anon declares I can no longer use images related to this media because a troon somewhere fucking breathed in its general direction
Fuck you and those like you.
Anonymous No.714642627 >>714642772 >>714643150 >>714643484
>accidentally make a thread about a vidya topic that is associated with some zoomer youtuber or twitch streamer i've never heard of or care about
>thread becomes filled with memes related to the person instead of discussing the vidya
Anonymous No.714642637
you ever wonder the type of threads you've missed during the day for 24 hours?
Anonymous No.714642640 >>714643856
>>714642493
I've always considered getting hooked on adderall but I also understand that it's one of those things you commit to for life. The disappointment of becoming sober again after experiencing that level of focus and motivation is enough to turn people depressed.
Anonymous No.714642772 >>714643484
>>714642627
>save reaction image I randomly saw on 4chan without understanding its origin
>use it as the OP image for a thread
>thread instantly derails into an oneyplays discussion
Anonymous No.714642881 >>714643140
Oh
>make a detailed argument about why something is retarded
>somebody responds NO, ACTUALLY UR TOTALLY WRONG AND IT'S BECAUSE [literally them agreeing with me 100%]
>if i try to clarify that we agree on everything and they will reply to act like we don't
This has been happening a lot recently and I've started to ignore people when they do this. Wtf is this though, is it 3rd worlders responding via translation or what?
Anonymous No.714643010
stop calling me a shill just because I love indie games. I exclusively play newly released no name indies,
Anonymous No.714643084 >>714643151 >>714643167 >>714643361
>be me, an ESL
>post a long post
>gets called an ESL
ESL isn't an insult you stupid firstoid faggots
Anonymous No.714643140
>>714642881
it's just redditors with no reading comprehension
Anonymous No.714643150 >>714643484
>>714642627
>thread about an obscure game that hasn't been mentioned in years appears in the catalog
>get excited because I haven't thought about it and want to discuss it
>look closer
>there are actually 6+ threads about the game
>realize it's because some eceleb made a video about it and all anyone wants to do is shitpost
Anonymous No.714643151
>>714643084
Typos and grammatical errors are ugly and irritating.
Anonymous No.714643167
>>714643084
Anon, you know two languages. It was never an insult.
Why did you take it as one?.
Anonymous No.714643223
>>714642626
the fact that they even know that some troon somewhere had an opinion about it and that their opinion dictates how they can enjoy media says a lot about them.
Anonymous No.714643303 >>714643343 >>714643396 >>714643515 >>714643559 >>714644047
This seems about as good a place as any to ask.
Does ANYONE actually play Onirism or is it literally just the devs replying to themselves in those threads?
Anonymous No.714643343
>>714643303
It's just a couple dedicated loli fans pushing awareness of it.
Anonymous No.714643358
>>714630381
wow what a retard
Anonymous No.714643361
>>714643084
it is if you don't fucking communicate correctly, moron
Anonymous No.714643385 >>714643886
>>714642071
>revisit thread I was in the day before because it's somehow still up and near the bump limit
>4chan X notifies me that someone replied to me after I went to bed
>send them a reply back anyways
Anonymous No.714643396 >>714643559
>>714643303
Anonymous No.714643438
Why do people seem so hostile these days?
Anonymous No.714643484
>>714642627
>>714642772
>>714643150
>enjoy niche game/series/whatever
>it gets popular because of some gay eceleb
>retards cling to it
>can never discuss it anywhere again without being drowned out by oney/dunkey/scott the woz/whomever quotes

>enjoy niche game/series/whatever
>it gets popular because of memes, xitter or some shit
>mentally ill faggots cling to it
>can never discuss it anywhere again without being drowned out by secondary meme shittery
Anonymous No.714643497 >>714643568 >>714643916
>>714625038 (OP)
Right looks literally exactly like me down to the head shape and hair style and color, eyebrows, everything before I lost about 30 pounds...
Anonymous No.714643515
>>714643303
I bought it but haven't played it. It legitimately does look promising though.
Anonymous No.714643542 >>714643620 >>714643637 >>714643793 >>714644113 >>714644181 >>714644587
Why can't we have fun threads like this on /a/?
Anonymous No.714643559
>>714643303
I occasionally check up on it but don't actually participate in the threads
the threads just seem like a gangwar between the 3 or 4 little girl games anyways

>>714643396
and I didn't get it on steam because I sure as shit ain't having that game in my library
Anonymous No.714643568
>>714643497
How much hebe pussy did you smell anon?
Anonymous No.714643620 >>714644284
>>714643542
Because the new reddit tranny moderation team on /a/ is actively conspiring to kill the board. The writing was on the wall when they banned sakurafish and started allowing unironic Naruto threads to hit 500+ posts.
Anonymous No.714643637 >>714643954
>>714643542
why can't we have original threads worth screenshoting?
Anonymous No.714643653
>>714627657
>he doesn't actually mean it when he tells people to kill themselves
If you don't want people to actually do it, then don't say it.
Anonymous No.714643731
>>714625038 (OP)
>See's argument
>Reply to one of the Anon's by saving something fucking retarded
>Then reply to the other one by saying something dumber
>Watch the fireworks
I do this everyday. I will not stop
Anonymous No.714643779
>>714636734
Even then, how would anyone trace it back to you? Yeah, there's an IP address associated with your post, and mods could hand that to the authorities and yet, there'd be no way to prove it in a court of law. There's no accounts here, everyone is anonymous. Unless you dox yourself or do something extreme, nothing is going to happen.

If I call somebody a faggot and they kill themselves it's not my responsibility. Now if you were actively stalking and harassing someone's soical media or something that would be different, but even then stalkers rarely get pursued just for shit they do online.
Anonymous No.714643793
>>714643542
i haven't been on /a/ in a long, long time but i remember it used to have good threads, i can only assume new jannies or mods took over since then.
Anonymous No.714643809
>disagree with someone on /v/
>get called a faggot retard
>get offended and say "Rude" in response
>the other guy doesn't apologize and doubles down instead
wtf?!
Anonymous No.714643856
>>714642640
i completly agree, without coffee and stimulants i want to do NOTHING, i would be in my bed all day with shitty thoughts without even having desire to play video games, i literally can't enjoy things, let alone going to college and work
damn i don't even know how people who don't do drugs can survive and at the same time being somewhat successful
Anonymous No.714643886
>>714643385
You dropped this, King.
Anonymous No.714643916
>>714643497
Right looks literally exactly like me down to the head shape and hair style and color, eyebrows, everything before I took HRT once, now left looks literally exactly like me down to the head shape and hair style and color, eyebrows, everything.
Anonymous No.714643954
>>714643637
Because 99% of threads can't go 3 posts without troon/pol screeching.
Anonymous No.714643965 >>714644001
>see a dumb effortless rage bait OP on page 10 with no replies
>call him a retard and hit 'em with a sage
>OP realizes that I didn't bump his thread and goes full retard at me right as the thread archives
one of my favorite memories of here
Anonymous No.714644001 >>714644208 >>714644260
>>714643965
but... didn't he bump his own thread?
Anonymous No.714644047
>>714643303
Playercount for this game peaked at around 50, it's mostly just a group of super autistic lolifags bumping up their own threads and possibly communicating to each other through Discord (very much like what Gutsybird and his buddies would do) in order to goad artists into making more art of the 'C-Team'. The game itself does look really fun though.
Anonymous No.714644113
>>714643542
/a/ is in a weird state where the mods would really love to stab it right in the heart and twist but everyone lashes out hard enough to where they can only really prick it every now and again.
Anonymous No.714644181
>>714643542
because things changed in 2010
Anonymous No.714644208 >>714644342 >>714644401 >>714644595 >>714645120
>>714644001
You cannot bump your own thread.
Anonymous No.714644260 >>714644401 >>714644595
>>714644001
are OPs being unable to bump their own threads not a thing anymore?
I haven't made a thread in awhile to check
Anonymous No.714644284
>>714643620
Naruto is an anime.
Anonymous No.714644342 >>714644378
>>714644208
you can as long as it's not 2 posts in a row
Anonymous No.714644354 >>714644494
>Open thread
>Close thread
Anonymous No.714644378
>>714644342
Huh. I figured if the post between was a sage, it wouldn't work.
Anonymous No.714644401
>>714644208
>>714644260
i swear to god i managed to bump mine a few weeks ago but it might've been my imagination
Anonymous No.714644408 >>714644447
>>714625038 (OP)
No you don't.
Anonymous No.714644447
>>714644408
>No you don't.
Anonymous No.714644494 >>714644547 >>714644968
>>714644354
>open thread
>close thread because everyone is behaving like faggots
>somehow forget and re-open same thread 10 minutes later
Anonymous No.714644547
>>714644494
>Close it again
>Open it yet again 10 minutes later.
Anonymous No.714644562
>>714626114
Delightfully devilish
Anonymous No.714644587 >>714644725 >>714644730 >>714644910
>>714643542
This board despite being gay and retarded still has 1% of its soul left thanks to oldfags too autistic to let go. /a/ died long ago.
Anonymous No.714644595
>>714644260
>>714644208
Yeah you can, they changed it a couple years back iirc
Anonymous No.714644662
>>714625432
My head tends to hurt when I get too into negative emotions so I avoid arguing or insulting people foe thw most part.
Anonymous No.714644725
>>714644587
I might take a break here and there, but in the end, it's true.
Anonymous No.714644730
>>714644587
This, I've been here for 16 years though I frequent a couple other places as I've expanded my interests and taste in vidya
Anonymous No.714644748
>>714627835
COMBO BREAKER
Anonymous No.714644910 >>714645026 >>714645056
>>714644587
I don't doubt /a/ died. Anime has been dead for at least the past 10 years. Hasn't been one good show made in that entire timeframe whereas in the 80s, 90s, and early 2000s you were having all time great shows come out every fucking month.
Anonymous No.714644912 >>714644974 >>714645035 >>714645071 >>714645243 >>714646790
>see thread for niche weeb game I liked, open it
>wojak and "tranime" shitposting
>blatant newfags
>dubfags
>remember how casual nu-/v/ is and get sad
>close the thread
Anonymous No.714644968 >>714645098
>>714644494
>vtrooner calling anyone else a faggot
Anonymous No.714644974
>>714644912
and that's from 2022
now it's even worse
I bet over 90% of /v/ are dubfags
Anonymous No.714645026 >>714645134
>>714644910
Nah there’s been decent anime it’s just fewer and farther between
Anonymous No.714645035 >>714645243
>>714644912
Reminder that both "reddit spacing" and "tranime" only started being commonly used shortly after 2016.
Anonymous No.714645036
>>714625038 (OP)
>>714633851
Juliana was made for ojisans
Anonymous No.714645037
>>714636395
thx coffee anon ill pair it with my oatmeal and raisins tomorrow morn
Anonymous No.714645056 >>714645134
>>714644910
>Hasn't been one good show made in that entire timeframe
this is pretty extreme hyperbole, but i get where you are coming from.
Anonymous No.714645063
>>714638652
I like to do this and then subtly reply to them in a way that implies I know exactly who they are
Anonymous No.714645071 >>714645503
>>714644912
>entire thread's premise is LITERALLY an irrelevant time wasting question
>be surprised when all of the replies are throwaway shit
maybe make a better thread?
Anonymous No.714645098 >>714645247
>>714644968
You are exactly the fucking problem we're talking about in this thread you colossal faggot.
Anonymous No.714645120
>>714644208
They changed it to make it easier for sanctioned advertisers to bump their threads. Just like when they removed thread IDs.
Anonymous No.714645125
>>714627657
Weak. I usually don't do it directly because I like to genuinely induce them to kill themselves, so I try to open their sentimental wounds and depict them a cruel and unfair world.
Anonymous No.714645134 >>714646269
>>714645026
>>714645056
What are the must watch shows of the past 10 years? Ones that you would say are all time great shows that should be mandatory watching for any anime fan. Asking out of genuine curiosity.
Anonymous No.714645231
Add me to the "thread ruined by OneyPlays" club too
Anonymous No.714645243
>>714644912
>>714645035
if moot was still around he'd have wordfilters and it would've fixed this
Anonymous No.714645247 >>714645307 >>714645505 >>714645663
>>714645098
>we
You realize they made an entire containment board for your kind because everyone was tired of you niggers spamming your e-celeb crushes?

vtubers aren't japanese culture and they're not video games. There's literally no difference between what they are and what vapid 3DPD streamers like Pokimane are. if you can't deal with my opinion, then leave the thread thinskinned faggot.
Anonymous No.714645307 >>714645419
>>714645247
I'm not the one having a meltie over another anon's choice of entertainment, faglord.
Japanese culture website, get used to it.
Anonymous No.714645419 >>714645505 >>714645663 >>714645674
>>714645307
>Japanese culture
>half of the vtubers aren't even japanese
Lol.

You faggots got sent to a containment board. I love japanese culture. Vtubers is just watching streamers but with an extra layer of bullshit. Aka, something only retarded fucking zoomers do. What the fuck do retarded zoomers know about japanese culture? Fuck off.
Anonymous No.714645503
>>714645071
Non-sequitur
Anonymous No.714645505
>>714645247
>>714645419
>containment board
It is not a containment board.
Read both of these and educate yourself, tourist. Only one is a containment board.
Anonymous No.714645541 >>714645663
>vtrooners trying to pretend like their shit doesn't stink and that they're actually welcome anywhere outside of their containment board
Anonymous No.714645549 >>714645801
>open thread
>make a post
>disagree with my own post
>call myself a samefag
Anonymous No.714645595
>thread is deleted
>you entered a forbidden page
>you are banned
I wonder where the collection of 4chan images and banners are located.
Anonymous No.714645663
>>714645247
>>714645419
>>714645541
>samefag spams replies because of an autistic loathing toward something he does not like
>meltdown is because of a single image posted among hundreds
Anonymous No.714645674 >>714645945
>>714645419
On second thought, you're right. Sorry. I concede.
Anonymous No.714645764
Vtuber fans can stay but only if they subscribe to marimari underscore EN
Anonymous No.714645801
>>714645549
I do this in the DS2 vs DS3 threads lmao the best thing is looking at the rest of the faggots fighting hours after I stopped
Anonymous No.714645875 >>714645986
>go look at other threads
>notice a sharp uptick in anons employing posting strats mentioned in this thread
Anonymous No.714645945 >>714646067
>>714645674
Glad you conceded to me anon. I'm trans, btw.
Anonymous No.714645979
>>714625038 (OP)
>write out entire post
>think the wording is kinda weird so I rewrite large portions of it
>hit submit
>immediately notice I forgot to update the tense/perspective somewhere and the post now reads like it was written by a retarded ESL
>contemplate suicide
Anonymous No.714645986
>>714645875
all me btw
Anonymous No.714645987 >>714646060 >>714646085
Is this entire thread really just one guy?
Anonymous No.714646060 >>714646224
>>714645987
It was until you ruined it, fag.
Anonymous No.714646067
>>714645945
Thank you for accepting my concession. I'm trans too. :)
Anonymous No.714646083
>>714625432
>minor spelling mistake
close my browser
Anonymous No.714646085 >>714646879
>>714645987
>ONE GUY? NO CONTIN(YOU)S?
Anonymous No.714646154
>post in fast-moving thread
>posts suddenly stop right after mine
>thread dies
Anonymous No.714646184
>>714625038 (OP)
Post the pic coward
Anonymous No.714646224 >>714646454
>>714646060
It still is. Why are you disagreeing with yourself?
Anonymous No.714646269
>>714645134
i don't know if i can say any of them are a must watch, genre defining anime just doesn't come along that much anymore. i also don't think there are that many MUST WATCH anime to begin with though, even before 2015. that said, saying that not a single anime in the last 10 years has been good is a bit extreme, considering dozens of them come out every single year. i thought one punch man, frieren, mob psycho 100, girls last tour, and cyberpunk: edgerunners were all good, but i wouldn't call them must watch.
Anonymous No.714646454
>>714646224
Clearly we forgot to take out meds today.
Anonymous No.714646467 >>714646567
>have an opinion
>remember /v/ is infested with tasteless furry underage faggot retards
>keep it to myself because I know they'd dogpile me for posting it
Has nothing to do with Deltarune btw
Anonymous No.714646554 >>714647016
>>714625038 (OP)
>me not reading any posts in the thread before replying
Anonymous No.714646567 >>714646635
>>714646467
Which game do you hate?
Anonymous No.714646635
>>714646567
He's probably seething about Palworld.
Anonymous No.714646673
>reply to someone in a random argument pretending to be the other guy
>laugh at the confusion
Anonymous No.714646790
>>714644912
>dubfags
I used to think subfags were always right until they started saying the dub for The Boy and the Heron was good just because Bale was an actor, which doesn't translate to good voice acting. Now I don't trust either of them.
Anonymous No.714646840
>thread devolves into lore, anime, or other discussion
>everyone has fun.
>thread ends
Anonymous No.714646879
>>714646085
In the spirit of the anon that said he doesn't post kek when he keks - kek.
Anonymous No.714646898
>>714637441
why did you pretend to be me...
Anonymous No.714647016
>>714646554
>dont read the thread
>reply
>someone tells me to read the thread faggot
>still dont read it
Anonymous No.714647186 >>714647230
soon this thread will be lost to time, and we will be sent back into the normal /v/ posting ecosystem.
Anonymous No.714647230
>>714647186
/v/ sneaks these threads in once every couple of weeks. We'll cross paths again anon.
Anonymous No.714647538
Was nice to have a stress-free thread, people.
See you again.
Anonymous No.714648298
>>714630956
>accidentally dox myself while talking shit
>no one cares
lol
Anonymous No.714648583
>open thread
>thread ends