>>106499487
damn bro
you got them real good

>kali
>durga
>shiva
>durodhana
>rani
>bhima
>klarna
>mahabarata
>kama
>vishnu

>>719138721
s-s-sSEX!!?!?!
HELP ME N***ERMAN IM GOING FREAKIN INSANE!!!

why do carbs fried in fat taste so good
and why does my grandma have to leave a massive tub of taro chips outside on the kitchen counter whenever I visit her hosue

LOOOOBBY!!!!! CHOP CHOP

>sda serana only starts singing if you do a certain dialogue option and ask her about her hobbies
>now she won't stop humming wherever we go
>no option to turn it off

Why did God make niggers?

>>718399605
Fucking Hell this rocks anon
Why live if this cannot be real?
>See twisted vee running at you
>Almost shit yourself, obviously you're dead
>She picks you up effortlessly, hugs you, kisses you on the head and plopa you over her shoulder

>>535460182
ADVERTISER-SAMA PLS DUCK!

>>535367742
wait
what

I'M GOING TO ANULIS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He9-xCwiqMY

>>717687869
I cast bad omen on this mother fucker

>>717649673
lolyou found the most classic godot problem that juan refuses to fix

there is NO way around this
either your model is permanent or you cant use function calls
i seriously dont understand why this design is tolerated by the community, its absolutely insane

You're brown!

>>127286451
>listen to some shit uncs call emo
>find out people online say it's not emo
>listen to some other shit uncs call emo
>find out people online say it's actually post hardcore and not emo
whatthe fuck

>>213315201
>>213321634
AYO this nigga's 15 going on 50

>>533676386
stop me

>lurk these threads for a while
>go on my monthly deviantart binge
>start noticing all of these characters in the fetish art

>>717003895
>turn on jap voices
>high-pitched anime girl screeching 24/7

>in the 16-19% range
>still have a double chin

>>716508929
>Coby
with a name like that he was NGMI

>>212999323
it's NOT funny because it's true

>>716172165
They are balloons that are dual-purpose: first she can startle you by popping them, then you go insane as you realise you've been attracted to a wire coat hangar this whole time

>>28525142
So he can decowve fags like you into fairytales like kando and bike kissing
Youre not a bike kisser too are you? Talk about super gay behaviours

Also
In other shoomerNews™
>be Shoomers™
>buying laptop from faceberg marketsneed
>find said rtx4070 i7 or something for half price
>finally meet
>two zoomer femoids 19 and 21 or something
>teehee, battery died while we were on our way over
>ok i have a trust but verify policy lady
Enter part two: the laptop date
>see her a second time tonight
>was attempting a cloud reset in starbuckcucks wifi; doesnt work obviously due to slow ass gay network
>ok lets make a deal tired of waiting
>have full zommerfemoid discord login emails and everything
>she has a folder hidden named "/dbt/ - Shoomers™ memes and love and affectionado
>mfw
Ok maybe she didnt have a folder but now i have a laptop withoit a full reset wat do?

>>715604974
>second person shooter

>>81822204
If you don't swipe on literally anything you get zero matches and it feels worse. Or so I've heard haha.

>>531134237
>stalhrim weapons have the same base damage as ebony and require the ebony smithing perk
>in vanilla they're equal
>but they're glitched and don't get the smithing reinforcement bonus from the ebony smithing perk
>meaning that ebony weapons will always outdamage them

>>715036454
>the talk, originally titled "Monster Hunter:Wilds run smoothly!-

>applied to a job at a store that's opening up near me soon a few weeks ago
>next day i get an message saying that I got rejected, whatever this is just what job hunting is now
>get another message today from that same store
>we're doing a mass hiring event on these dates and we've invited you (the candidate we denied) to come to an interview

I can only conclude that on their website they just have a bot that auto denies candidates for APPLYING LIKE THEY TOLD ME TO. I got an INTERVIEW because IT DIDN'T REMEMBER I APPLIED ON THE WEBSITE. Holy shit man I want to fucking jump off a bridge I am so tired of getting screwed over because I want a paying job. I'm great at interviews so I am 98% sure I'll get in and my fucking god, how funny will it be knowing I got a job at the same company who rejected my resume not a week prior. Fucking christ jesus i hate it here. It feels like the world wants me to be homeless.

when's the next aesc rateup

>>714637768
That's even worse than those three.

>want to come back for the free xp boost trust, procrastinated getting the free big dick weapon like a retard
>figure I would probably need to pick a different job to ease myself back in
>really, really love BLU
>every guide is like five miles long and I don't know what people want
>people say WAR and MNK are the most braindead but they aren't cool

its funny that if role queue was implemented it would have fixed this and saved the game like it did for overwatch but that died with ultron
imagine having role queue now? ultron adam would kill the game faster than it would not having role queue at this point. lets face it, they fucked up. Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Women were great, neither were braindead characters that clicked on people, and then they followed up with The Thing and Johnny who were good too.
the ass balance (not nerfing wolverine, hela, hawkguy or winter soldier, giving storm an insanely broken teamup AGAIN, healing ults, loki, luna, buffing luna's damage? lol???) on top of releasing emma frost who is literally just a duelist and has the highest play rate because she's OP or Ultron who barely fits into the poke meta and fucks over 2/2/2 with his ass healing undoubtedly killed the game.

>>529912315
>low poly

>>714410998
No belts? no zippers? no visible veins? not even a metallic part somewhere? Holy fucking shit man, this HAS to be the blandest looking fucking digimon in existence, it is so bland it even looks like a pokemon.

>>714193295
I AM A MACHINE THAT TURNS SIGNATURES INTO DEVS SUFFERING. I WILL OWN SOMETHING AND BE HAPPY

I've decided to stop worrying about or dealing with women that aren't enthusiastic and proactive about talking to me. Is this a good life strategy?

>>713746861
>finally reference these outfits
>its in RE horror engine SF
at least the art that it will cause can salvage it

Have you ever stopped advancing in rankings in a video game because you absolutely refused to play a certain meta because you viscerally hate all of the faggots that use it?

I keep coming back to World of Warcraft and I can't stop myself. I'll quit and unsubscribe for months, but then suddenly I'll find myself with the urges to play again a while later. I don't even think I really have fun with it for 90% of the play time, but I do enjoy the other 10%. I feel like an actual drug addict, just because it filled the void of my life when I was a teenager into early adulthood.

Don't fucking wake up the barafags

>>713264515
lmao lol what an absolute fucking shitshow

>>149047020
>Joe, the sales numbers are dropping! Time for your editorially mandated Spider-Clone!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
THERE'S PANIC IN THE AIR EVERYWHERE
THIS IS NOT NORMAL

>>712748585
I warned you about crashes bro! I told you dog! I told you man, I TOLD you about crashes.

Always make backs ups, else it will keep happening.

>>507309787
i think i knew that renzren guy when i was a teen back in 2018. lived with his mom in an apartment i was on discord talking to people when i saw he got online so i messaged and he called me stalker and blocked me. had the same pfp still remember.

>>527205968
AAAAIIIEEE LET DOTS WORK AGAIN

why is there so much Riko pitposting?
where are the NANACHI ARMPITS???????????
where are the FAPUTA ARMPITS???????? she got 4
>>279584716
>>279585813
I SURE BET

>>526696602
>>526693414
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHA, YOU LITERALLY ARE JUST JEALOUS OF SUBSPACE CHARR

I have to leave the country for 8 days for a business trip, im going to get a cat sitter to come once a day but I feel so fucking bad for leaving my kots with someone they dont know and practically alone for so long
I feed one of them wet food 3 times a day since they wont eat dry and the 1 time a day visit from the sitter wont really be able to do this
Anyone have experience with this? I'm going insane from the guilt of it