Thread 715036234

What did he say?

the game

>>715036371
Man, I think it has been maybe 8 years since I've lost.

>>715036371
LE FFFFUUUUUUUUU

>>715036234 (OP)
Grown up Jose VILL drop TRVKES on your children

>>715036234 (OP)
eyes covered is better

>>715036672
>joobacca

>>715036762
what a retarded edit
>>715036672
based jose

>>715036234 (OP)
something like this

>>715036828
you are a faggot with bad taste

WHAT A FUCKING NIGGER YOU ARE WITH YOUR FUCKING SNIPER RIFLE
YOU FUCKING NIGGER ALEX
YOU FUCKING NIGGER BITCH
NIGGER ASS FUCKING BITCH
JUST A NIGHER, JUST A FUCKING NIGGER
ALEX THE NIGGER
THE FUCKING NIGGER ALEX

>>715036234 (OP)
Something about being cute and funny.

>>715036234 (OP)
PAINIS!
IN UR AINIS!

What did she say?

>>715037023
Nutty >>>/wsg/5919521

>>715037393
>>715037436
She's a damn menace.

>>715037436
this
>>715037393

>>715036371
fuck you

>>715037342
Nobody mentioned that in the thread before you
I think you are the one mate

>>715037516
>.png
phew

>>715036234 (OP)
https://youtu.be/0hrM2biD7g4?si=FiaRWsRS1jGfBVwn&t=7

>>715037393
Fucking brat, i hate little shit kids like this

>>715037160
RUN RUN RUN

>>715036371
MOOOOOOOOOODS

>>715037160
I HUNGER

>>715037436
>Ha ha you call that a dick pic?
>I can't tell what's more pathetic that dong of yours or your shit build
>Do you even play the game or just try to molest children? either way get gud fag lol u suck

>>715037160
I never knew how to damage that asshole
You could play Sinistar on Midway's site back when

>>715036878
haha i did this

>>715037160
>>715037752

>>715036878
>sexually harassing kids online is... le funny!

>>715038489
All suffering is funny when its not happening to me

>>715038489
Well it is

>>715037636
Perfection.

>>715038489
>Kids
Bitch's 14

>>715038938
There's a 5% chance she hasn't has her first period yet.

>>715039004
Hot

>>715038651
And when you're suffering you scream "AAAAIIIEEEE WHYYYYYY MEEEEEE??? OH GOD SAVE MEEEEEEE!!"?

>>715036878
Kids shouldn't be on the internet

>>715037393
>>715037436
She can't keep getting away with it.

>>715036878
i don't get it. she just wants to talk about mario kart and the guy wouldn't stop being an indian rapejeet. why was this worth screenshotting?

>>715039480
pedos think this is a win

>>715039464
Was she corrected later?

>>715039480
this, I would kill myself out of shame if a kid called me out like this.

>>715039675
Yes but by an african (it’s ntr)

>>715037160
Sinistar chads rise up

>>715036878
>girls like this literally don't exist anymore

>>715039675
Yeah don't listen to the jeet it's very lovey dovey.

>>715039464
Zoomer lolies are so cute.

>>715039908
That's a hag

>>715038938
youre a kid

>>715037580
>>715037636
>>715039675
>>715039776
>>715039819
Kill all pedophiles.

>>715040013
Sorry my chigga, the pedo king is president now

>>715039982
you're a squid

>>715039776
Her using the term "unc" was a huge red flag

>>715036234 (OP)
>Proceed
>Equip

What's with those pedo threads lately?

>>715038489
>>715039480
It's funny because the kid is clearly autistic.
Guy's being a creepy weirdo but the kid just brushes it off because she wants to talk about games.

>>715036234 (OP)
Just a bit of banter

>>715037636
what does the moon runes say?

>>715036234 (OP)
he put the cat on the mic
https://youtu.be/4YweTt_Usjg?si=2Auz5NCKugClWmS5

>>715040923
After that, he was beaten up by the cute girl.
The end

>>715039480
>why was this worth screenshotting?
because he's such a heckin based rapechad even though he'd be too much a pussy do anything in real life and needs validation from strangers on the internet

>>715040979
>that retarded fake ass outrage the streamer tard does
>all those comments actually believing his reaction
I know streamers fake reactions all the time, but he didn't even react amusingly or convincingly at all

>>715041041
It didn't count, the fight was stacked in her favor.

>>715036234 (OP)
>cartoon girl
>pussy

>>715039982
incorrect, he's a pedophile

>>715041309
>Give me a handicap
*breaks her legs*

>>715036234 (OP)
I'm getting more of a seared bite

>>715036762
Saved. Best taste.

>>715037580
That's the ugliest loli I've ever seen.

>>715039908
>your life would be god tier if I were your wife
it's fucking shakespeare

>>715037393
>>715037436

>>715036371
fag

>>715037436
>>715037393
>megasuki
DIAMONDS

>>715042796
What's your home adress so i can come over and stab you fourty times with a knife?

>>715040965
it says
"im an underage faggot who should lurk moar"
if you are on an anime website and cant read basic katakana what are you even doing here? oh wait, let me guess, your brown?

>>715039908
why can't I have a zoomer loli wife in game

>>715036878
I dont get it? Dont all switch 2 men do this? Isn't that the whole appeal of owning a switch 2 as a grownup?

>>715036878
That's why you guys stay single and be perma virgins

>>715042796
True beauty is on the inside

>>715043512
The tight pink insides.

>>715036878
This kinda shit gets you put on an FBI watchlist.

>>715041309
yeah he wasn't using his ultimate technique

>>715043551
She goes to a different school

>>715043813
wat

>>715036878
>Professor Kokonoe
>>715038489
>Kids
She's 14. She's an old hag already.

>>715043551
don't need it

>>715043003
Bro really pulled out the katakana gatekeeping like it's 2007 Battlechan. You're one smug anime avatar away from a full power level reveal. Touch some grass or at least switch to hiragana before flexing.

>>715046662
>struck a nerve on the brown
lol

>>715046662
>katakana gatekeeping
holy retardation

>>715046662
>chatgpt reply

>>715047007
god damn. god bless zoomettes

>>715047007
Kids don't talk like that.

>>715047256
how would you know? are you some sort of kid expert?

>>715043551
I'm 25, can't hold a job like my life depends on it, which it does, still live with parents and I'm not rich or handsome.
Sure, I do have decent amount of good qualities but no amount of green flags will overshadow an entire red mast that is a man not being reliable and not being able to provide.

>>715036878
Wow even a teen does a better job at wanting to talk about video games than /v/

>>715047340
well, she WAS trying to find all the geeks and gamers at the party...

>>715043551
I formed parasocial relationships with the media I consume and at this point can't even talk to people normally. I'll probably never have kids because nobody wants autists like me and frankly I don't want to be around people who don't want me around anyways. It's for the best I just keep away from yucky girls and keep ritualistically destroying myself to roko's basilisk

>>715047007
Source?

>>715043551
It's too late for me, I missed dating in the age were I could experiment and make mistakes. Getting one now would only make me miserable.

>>715047319
Yeah

>>715043551
turns out sexy cute and funny goth korean girls with chill personality, making ~15k/month so I don't have to work are quite rare, especially when you don't live in korea :/

>>715047705
eye and cheek structure looks like Mudou Eichi

>>715047705
[mdo-h] Ty-Zoom Girls (april fool's translation)

Guys im 25 kissless virgin and i cant remember the last time i talked to a woman my age outside of work. And the selection at work is literal grandmas.
>Autisim
>Computers
>Can play out scenarios in head
I dont think i need a girl. I have enough happy chemicals in my brain from genetics. I should just tulpa, that might be fun.

>>715036371
gawd dammit

>>715048064
If you're a recluse you basically won at life. If you're a failed normalfag trying to cope, well I'd suggest high quality rope.

>>715036234 (OP)
Is that Candleja

>>715048064
For me, it was getting a couger at work to sink her claws and rake me through a relationship. Then, it was chinese massage parlors. I can't recommend either. I want to recommend english prostitution, but honestly, it was far easier being alone when I didn't know what tits felt like.

>>715048064
Ai and robot waifus are the future anyway

>>715037580
I love 地味子 so much brvs...

>>715048238
youre doing it wrong newfag, you have to say his whole name first

>>715048394
I can't believe he got you too while you were in the middle of

>>715048394
Oh I'm sorry, is that Candleja

>>715048064
is being a 25yo kissless virgin not the standard on this site?
what is the world coming to....

>>715048182
>>715048324
>If you're a recluse you basically won at life
>Ai and robot waifus are the future anyway
Fantastic.

>>715048324
If you knew how ai works (say, it would still be llm, just more advanced), and knew that your robot ai waifu is still just a soulless machine, could you really love her? I think it would be even harder than having imaginary waifu, since they have some kind of soul, as they reside entirely in your head and you do have a soul.

>>715048531
this is a cope for being to scared to talk to women anon.
not that i blame you, 95% of them fucking suck and make your life worse overall

>>715048836
>If you knew how ai works (say, it would still be llm, just more advanced), and knew that your robot ai waifu is still just a soulless machine, could you really love her?
japanese salary men have been marrying hatsune miku for the last 15 years and some guy in america recently got married to a AI phone app so yes.

>>715048952
>japanese salary men have been marrying hatsune miku for the last 15 years
I think that's more like imaginary waifu, isn't it?
>some guy in america recently got married to a AI phone app
I'd call this one a media stunt, just like there was this story about german woman getting married with a car and that one retard divorcing his wife cause he fell in love with replica app. I don't believe these people really love those things, the way you'd love other person, they just want to appear in the media

>>715049205
>I don't believe these people really love those things, the way you'd love other person, they just want to appear in the media
judge for yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFRuiVw4pKs

>>715036371
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII!!!

>>715043551
I had one but realized I don't like romantic relationships nor does physical contact matter to me since I can just jerk off if my body gets horny so I talked with her and we partied on relatively good terms. 3DPD is not for me.

>>715036371
fucking bastard
aight you got me

>>715040923
Lol sauce? Don't care if it's not porn.

>>715049817
>After Beating a Noob in an FPS, He Wanted to Fight Me in Real Life LOL
it's not porn

>>715050045
>not porn
Meh

>>715049817
it's actually a cute read.

>>715037436
this is why I don't play online games

>>715049307
yeah, I mean, whale getting cucked by chat gpt is funny, but I still think it's more of a media stunt than anything, I mean, whenever I see shit like journalist asking the gal "would you like him to stop doing that?" and she stands next to him, and she says that yes she would? like, that's the moment you say such important shit? conviniently right in front of the camera? it doesn't seem sincere. and I also wouldn't call erp-ing with AI love, as they said in the video it is a personalized expirience, but you wouldn't say that watching porn is just a step away from sex right? so why erp with ai would even be considered to be relationship-like?

>>715050110
okaaay... but you're missing out on kino

>>715050373
Yeah, i started it reading anyway.
It's cute

>>715036371
Im telling my mom on you.

>>715043813
why did he turn into a disembodied arm

>>715050803
a good artist has no need to draw what is unecessary to the story.

>>715047435
You'd be surprised...

>>715042604
Her legs are OK

>>715036878
isnt this enough for nintendo to brick your console and report you to the fbi?

>>715051191
I'm aware there are women who are: BPD, drug addicts, emotionally stunted etc who are desperate enough but I would rather be alone than be with someone who's with me only because she can't stand being alone rather liking who I'm

>>715043551
I'm 32 years old kissless virgin, no woman has ever been interested in me

>>715036371
i got game'd earlier this year for the first time in lord-knows-how-long. this is the second time, fuck you

>>715043551
see top right panel

>>715043551
>

>>715043551
every woman in my life thinks that i'm a bunch of good things, but also that i'm gay.
i'm not a flamboyant flaming fag-type, so i dunno what about my existence makes people assume that i'm gay

>>715047987
Thanks brother

>>715036762
>>715036956
based blinding bangs enjoyers i unironically want this hairstyle

>>715052754
Same I'm bald

>>715052932
why are you bald?

Don't think a women has ever been interested in me. Heavily under socialized and emotionally stunted. I'll see you anons in my funeral.

>>715051761
Describe how you look and I’ll schlick to you

>>715037436
kek

>>715042796
But you HAVE seen her

>>715052932
At least you don't have a piglike appearance

>>715048836
>is still just a soulless machine
But enough about irl women

>>715052078
that spider hanging from that web in your hair is probably female, so i think you made it anon

>>715039464
big talk for someone so small and easily raped

>>715036234 (OP)
>Gamefreak sucks

>>715037393
>>715037436
Damm brat, needs correction!

>>715039464
Sauce

>>715042796
Fuck you anon.

>>715053764
Gross

>>715043551
had one for a month and it was a fucking hassle

>>715036878
>Lolicons found this worthy of a screenshot

>>715036371
Lost

>>715039464
This just makes me think of that video of a little girl insulting someone and she uses stranger and nigger as equivalent insults one after the other.

>>715039464
>>715060221
sources?

>>715057624
looks like an obasan

>>715057624
fuck you and your toohoos

>>715043813
>

>>715036371
Outing myself as a newfag here. What does this even mean? What's the game?

>>715053764
I look like this

>>715063881
You just lost it.
Google is a thing btw, not sure if you alfies know

>>715065031
*Mid-noughties zoomer. I could've Googled it, but I joined the thread late and wanted to bump it.

>>715065216
Just write bump or sex with children like normal people do

>>715037160
This brought a big smile to my face
Captcha: J2ANY

>>715036234 (OP)
sex now

>>715044885
i liked this joke anon and i appriciate your taste
long live z0mby

>>715046662
Nta but im so tired of faggots using kana wrong. You aren't cool or unique for asking google or some jeet ai to spell your name in "jaoanese"

/v/ fags like

>>715069845
Now post the unedited version

>>715036371
FUCKER

>>715069845
Those are both boys btw.

>>715053764
you cannot masturbate your axe wound

>>715037393
>>715037436
FUCKING BRAT

>>715059651
Those private messages. The guy screenshotted them himself.

>>715043551
I don't know where to even look, I go out to places and at bars everybody goes with a friend so it's not like I can strike up a conversation.

>>715069845
in reality she went to college, some deadbeat offered her weed in exchange for sex, and she came back with a dozen tattoos and a bodycount higher than her age.

>>715071801
>strike up a conversation
I fantasize about doing this, and even could do it if conditions are 10/10 in my mental at the time, but god can I not do it most of the time despite wanting to. You have to make a fool of yourself sometimes for anything interesting to happen. Going to events or gatherings with a shared interest helps.

>>715036371
NIGGER

>>715043551
Self isolation and lack of self-esteem, I'm 26 and the older I get the further I draw away from people because I can't relate to them or understand how to interact with them properly.

>>715069845
>Had this
>Managed to break her heart before I learned I could break some girl's heart
>Moved away
>Learn about her through mom
>Married, three kids, sports coach at the school we studied
>Happy

>>715073617
I also had it and broke her heart too

>>715044885
dude i don't even know how many degrees i'm looking at

>>715051980
He's just like me

>>715057419
>>715060269
Oji Oji no Zako Chinpo, Carry shite Ageyokka?~Meikko wa Gaming Mesugaki~

>>715036371
qrd? why is everone freaking out?

>>715074687
Why do i have to share this board with mouthbreathing retards?

>>715036371
NOOOOOO, MY 10 YEAR STREAK

>>715074687
you just lost it hehe

>>715036878
ooooh yes

>>715074687
it doesn't matter if you know or not, you already lost
holy fucking shit why people nowadays lost the common sense ability of googling shit they don't know??

>>715043551
I get too nervous to speak whenever I hang out with a group of above 4 people, you expect me to find a girlfriend like that?

>>715075030
lost what?

>>715036371
AIEEEEEE

>>715074413
thanks sauce god

>>715043551
I never could talk to anyone for more than 5 months. I get quite invested with them but after that time I completely lose all interest to talk with anyone so I just ghost all of them and move on

>>715043551
I'm a sperg
the closest i got was with a qt autist at an anime club i went to. we met up one day, hung out, and then she ghosted me

>>715075440
>spoiler
zoomtards are too stupid to actually research

>>715075823
They have chatGPT

>>715037342
>expressing your "serious opinion" through a fucking meme

>>715036878
Asking for age is an immediate red flag and kids should be taught to run away. I remember thinking that bragging about my age was cool. Like "oh I'm so mature, I just turned 14". It's a slippery slope. First they ask your name, which you'd assume is totally normal. There's no reason to ask for age, but as a kid you don't think about it. Then before you know it they ask for country (oh, I live there too! which state? which town? ;) ) And then you are exchanging pics. Good on this girl. Parents don't realize what a fucking cesspool the internet is.

>>715036234 (OP)
"Chrono Cross was okay and Triggerfags need to get over it."

>>715075812
>work food delivery
>qt autist girl lives with her mom goes out of her way to talk to me
>every time
>last new years give her my number
>stops ordering, ghosts
I'll just chalk it up to her mom putting a stop to that or something, but fucking hell why bother if she's that controlled on top of being retarded.

>>715075907
Yeah and you don't even have to ask to get an explanation kek geez

>>715043551
because I'm a faggot that got engaged to my college sweetheart

>>715038489
you know that show scared straight where they put kids in prison with dudes telling them they'll eat honey out of their asscheeks?
this is the same thing but ensuring the kid will never be tricked by someone online pretending to be their friend

>>715076116
>Parents don't realize what a fucking cesspool the internet is.
curious some today parents grew up on the internet THEY SHOULD know the dangers of a child having free reigns over it, for example, my older brother used to be a computer whiz, he was always messing around with PCs and surfing the web on the 00s, hell he even introduced me to many things like MMORPGs, now he works as technician repairing hospital machinery, but gave his 4 yo daughter free access to youtube shit and roblox sometimes I shudder to think what that child may find, she already started enjoying AI brainrot, I sometimes advice him on some shit but once he showed me her roblox avatar I kinda started fearing for her, I don't know if warn him about roblox pedos but I don't want to be questioned about my power level

>>715047987
thanks anon you made my morning

>>715076880
>once he showed me her roblox avatar I kinda started fearing for her
POST IT

>>715074773
what did i say wrong?!

>>715077350
you didn't say the nigger word so everyone can tell you're a plebbitor

he didn't say anything he just posted this

>>715043551
34 year old khhv NEET. I think most girls would give me a 4/10 on a good day.

>>715077350
everything. september 23, 2025. I will see you soon

>>715077756
I think you are being too generous. That's only one point below average and the average normalfags has no problem having sex.

>>715078172
I know what I typed. I'm not ugly, I'm just plain.

>>715076880
>THEY SHOULD know
nah, most of them grew in the FAGMANN echochamber so they don't have a clue how bad the internet can be

>>715040965
Top speech bubble says lolicon, second speech bubble says pedo

>>715073617
Sounds like she dodged a bullet there.

>>715079323
I look like this

>>715079298
wtf, that's literally me!

>>715078465
>I'm not ugly
Delusional.

>>715077802
whats on semptember 23? Some game? releases

>>715057624
Do other boards have a "-tan" version? or is it just /v/ and /jp/?

>>715081062
/co/ has a masked detective guy. I think /i/ had a fat fuck that critizises everybody 's drawings harshly.
/x/ had a paranoid blackhaired waifu.
Those are the ones that I remember without looking up.

>>715081062
Pretty much every board has one.

>>715081345
Is there a booru for it?

>>715036234 (OP)
Ningen

>>715081383
where's the /vt/ green aqua

>>715081659
That image is from like 2014, /vt/ simply didn't exist yet.

>>715079390
I agree, she saved herself from my teenage retardation that is still ongoing

>>715036878
This reminds me of years back on a shared writing IRC a girl dm'd me because she liked what I had and wanted some tips and we had days of back and forth me giving her pointers and proofreading, brainstorming ideas and just generally talking about anything. Even confided in me with the shit that was annoying her at school.
Then some autistic freak joined later and kept annoying everyone, kept asking her for nudes so she left one day when I was logged off, and I never got to say goodbye or anything. Hope she's doing well. This shit just annoys me to no end.

>>715081449
This was before widespread easy use boorus, so no.
True lost media.

Good times.

>>715082146
How does it feel to know that this site will never be that alive again?

>>715043551
I don't go out and when I do I can only interact with people on a polite surface/small talk level.
Also I've been front row to shit relationships and had the fallout of their drama dumped onto me since I was a child so it left a lasting impression on me on how bad relationships are and it colors every possible interaction.

>>715036371
I've been losing a lot recently, I must be getting old

>>715043551
I'm not ready yet. I'm too horrible a person. I'm getting better, but I'm still not going to burden someone with who I am now.

>>715081449
I know for a fact there was a shimmie for it but it died a good while ago, something similar happened to the Katawa shoujo autists but they did move to a booru unlike the 4chan house ones. Their imageboard is still up but no one has used it in years, have fun checking this out
https://www.4chanhouse.org/about.php

>>715076312
It's fun to ask AI about various bullshit, I don't understand why they won't just do that

>>715082146
Sad times...
>>715083428
Hmm looks like a few boards can't be accessed. But thank you anyways, this is like a gold mine of old information

>>715052518
You're not openly horny at them, I guess. I get you, do something wrong and you're risking ostracism and if you're on autistic spectrum, you will be as subtle as a brick thrown through the window, so you won't be able to even make it look you were meaning something nonsexual.

>>715060269
Escape! From the Lolitrain by Gomennasai