Thread 717586513

outer wilds is a masterpiece

You're brown!

And said aliens are all gay with they/them pronouns and eat redditmallows for artificial wholesomeness.

>explore attlerock
>dead end that leads to nothing
>explore the underwater tunnels under timber hearth
>dead end that leads to nothing
>explore interloper
>dead end that leads to nothing
>explore sun station
>dead end that leads to nothing
>find all the reddit spacemen
>dead ends that lead to nothing
>explore white hole station
>dead end that leads to nothing
>explore entirety of giant's deep
>rewording of what you learned in the tutorial of the game, except emphasizing that for some reason you can't both look at a quantum moon and land it on it at the same time (...wut?)
>explore the core of brittle hollow
>dead end that leads to nothing
>explore hanging city
>dead end that leads to nothing
>explore sunless city
>dead end that leads to nothing
>explore all the ash twin warp pads
>dead end that leads to nothing
boy howdy do I love this gay fucking game, totally not a waste of my fucking time

outer wilds is masterpiece about quirky reddit space aliens
also, you're brown

>>717586513 (OP)
Oh it's (You) again >>717356234

Did you hate the game so much that you didn't get to discuss it enough the last time you made this thread? Certainly are thinking about it a lot for someone that thinks it's a reddit game.

Like fucking clockwork

>>717586513 (OP)
The game is good in the narrow window from after you complete the tutorial to a a few hours later when you've seen 95% of the planets and realize the game is going to be nothing but retreading the same paths you've already seen over and over again searching for the tiniest detail you missed that amounts to nothing except a few lines of reworded lore on reddit aliens

It takes like 2-3 hours to see most of the shit on the planets, yet it takes the average player 25 hours to beat the game, because the rest of the time is just retreading the same areas dicking around and chasing time-sensitive dead ends trying to find the 1% of the game that is actually the critical path instead of pointless lore flavor text

>>717586513 (OP)
Fuck this thread. I want to be molested by cryptids.

>>717586513 (OP)
Midwit redditors love this stupid game for some reason. Or at least claim to love it, not like they actually have fun playing it.

I actually quite enjoyed the exploration at first when it was new and there was that sense of wonder, awe, and tension.

It was only after I started doing the same loops over and over for hours tying up all these dozens of loose (dead) ends, retreading the same areas, waiting for tiny timed windows to have a small chance to read a few lore tidbits or solve a pointless puzzle, chasing YET ANOTHER red herring that amounts to absolutely nothing, that I ultimately realized this is just a waste of time and the juice isn't worth the squeeze. I've seen the vast majority of what the game has to offer and the honeymoon period has worn off, now it's just become tired and tedious.

Interesting concept, pisspoor execution, horrible writing.

>>717586772
>>explore the core of brittle hollow
>>dead end that leads to nothing
anon...

>>717587123
>it takes the average player 25 hours to beat the game
fucking how, it took me like 8 hours from end to end

>>717586513 (OP)

Why redditord love outer wilds so much? It was boring and mediocre and tedious

Imagine coming home tired from work and all you want to do is read alien tweets in the wall and check with the clue computer YOU HAVE NOT EXPLORED ALL PLANET YET

>>717587615
Because retards like you underestimate how long you've actually played and your total is at least double. Or you probably looked everything up like most zoomers

>>717586708
>a l i e n s
>don't worship pedophiles and AR-15s
>wtf is this woke slop nigger shit
yeah what happened to GOD FEARING WHITE CHRISTIAN aliens...you're too smart for this board, anon

>>717587123
Everyone's playthrough is bound to be different. I chose to tackle things planet by planet, and only rarely tackling 2 at a time when I was stuck. This game generally shines in the journey, and the last run is just the culmination of all that you learned along the way.

Are the devs running out of money? Why are they making daily shill threads?

>>717586842
He is 100% right though
I fell for this meme game too and boughtered it
Just to drop it several hours later
It's a fucking boring nongame with nothing to do!

>>717587653
>Imagine coming home tired from work and
And playing factorio

>>717586513 (OP)
Why does every popular game need a dedicated autist to lie about and smear it? Does the comfy space puzzle game with Majora's Mask time mechanics really need to be taken down a peg?

>>717586513 (OP)
>95% of the shit you do is completely pointless
That's not even true... like every major location you can stop at contains a clue about a larger puzzle you need to figure out to finish the game.

bot thread
>>717586513 (OP)
>>717433220

Everything in this game is just designed to waste your time
>22 minutes and you restart from scratch
>oxygen and jetpack meters that last only a few minutes and require constant refill
>constant time sensitive events like sand falling, sand rising, brittle hollow destruction, giant's deep islands flying up, interloper flying by sun, sun station, warp alignment, and sequential tasks
>multiple long, convuted paths that you must retread constantly to get one more tidbit of info or even have a brief attempt at a puzzle (if it even *is* a puzzle, or maybe it's a pointless dead end, or maybe you need to do something on the other side of the galaxy first, who knows)
>anglerfish where you can only tilt analog stick 1mm or they instakill you
>glowing red (herring) light guarded by multiple anglerfish that amounts to absolutely nothing (not even a shiplog so you just think you're missing something)
>magic reddit space computer tells you there is more to explore when it's a) on an entirely different planet and b) just lore flavor text anyways
>ghost matter to conveniently instakill you if you step one toe out of line
>need a special unlocked ability just to kill yourself and start a new loop
>even fucking waiting at campfire takes like 3 minutes straight of just staring at a timer tick up
>overwhelming vast majority of shit in the game is utterly pointless aside from a bit of lore flavor text, a small minority is info (yu can usually figure out yourself), and like 1% is critical path

The amount of time you spend shit posting about this game you could have actually tried to earnestly play it but instead it will live rent free in your head forever. Sad!

game is only boring to boring people

>game expects me to [interact with the environment] and has [gameplay mechanics]
what a waste of time this shit blows

>>717587928
hey did you know there's this really neat way of tracking your playtime built right into the platform

Who cares how long it takes you to beat. Not a race.
Just immerse yourself in the world/setting and check out whatever seems interesting.
Open the computer on your ship if you're after unsolved mysteries.

>>717590396
god and I have to USE MY BRAIN to connect the dots even though the computer mostly does it for me, what the hell is this garbage kusoge

>>717586513 (OP)
This is why i prefer to play City of Spells

https://landoringel.itch.io/city-of-spells