We announce our sex via our appearance because we aren't delusional liars in disguise

>>718459361
>"I'm listening" card
Sometimes I'll throw in a "Wow, that's crazy" if I completely forgot everything somebody just told me because I wasn't listening and didn't even remotely care to begin with.

>ADHD
>Autism
Call it that if you want, but I can only listen to a coworker complain about trivial stuff for so long before I can't even fake it anymore.

>"Did you hear that Kevin.."
Wow, that's crazy. What a nut. Okay talk to you later.

If I knew I could get away with it, I'd go to the UK just to hunt their police for sport. In fact, now that I think about it, all I need to get away with it is brown shoe polish and a beard.

>>717405217
>constantly berated in my youth for being attached to a screen all the time (playing good video games before smartphones or cable internet existed)
>go to parents house for holidays
>entire family is there
>watching some movie on TV
>somebody decides to hijack the TV to cast a shitty vertical short form video they saw
>the next 10 minutes is spent by everyone casting crap they saw too
>none of these videos are funny, or entertaining, or new information I didn't already know
>it's like someone put liquid shit in a frosting bag and squeezed elaborate diarrhea designs all over the TV
>after each person has their turn casting their favorite tiktok feces compilation, that person would look down at their phone to find the next one, not watching what's on the TV
>so the only person who's actually looking up at the big screen at any given moment, is the person who casted the video in the first place
>eventually they all forget they were looking for the next video to cast, and everyone is staring down at their phones, locked into the dopamine drip of the feed
>even the latest person to cast, is looking down at their phone on ANOTHER video app, while the TV is still autoplaying videos from the first app
>I, the repulsive "look who decided to come out of his cave" autistic technology addict who was made fun of my entire early life for playing games that no modern person could beat the first level of, am the only person in the room without a shartphone in my hand, the only person not staring at their own crotch
>feel overwhelming desire to slaughter my entire family and burn the house down

The jews need to be stopped. Or you know what, just let me into the secret society so I don't have to be in the pen with the other goyim. I'll help oppress them. I'm done.

>make a game so good it singlehandedly sells an entire tech brand for the next decade
>people buy an expensive machine just to play it
>everyone else in the industry tries to copycat it unsuccessfully
>redefines/modernizes the genre it belongs to
>somehow not a masterpiece