>>514790017
This is perfect.

> oh no, there is so much material, it'll take forever
> ok, so we went through all of the stuff and...
> actually, there is nothing to release

> COKE ZERO > PEPSI MAX AGREED

It's over for PepsiCo.

>>509322873
In court entering a guilty plea.

>>508625676
Want to bomb the shit out of them together?

>>507133877
Let me summarize all the things that apparently were wrong with the plane
> entertainment system broken
> air conditioning didn't work
> flaps in wrong configuration
> ram air turbine deployed
> loaded with wrong kind of fuel
> took off from the middle of the runway
> pajeet pilot
> pakistani terrorism
> electrical problem
> both engines lost thrust
> mcas system went haywire

They truly had no chance.