>Get prostate exam and they press your funny button

Why are we built like this fuck

I never beat the original but the kartos levels still suck ass in Replaylee sadly. Its still better than the OG though.

>Jenny grows up to be a single mother whos even more poor than her original family and her husband died on the job or some shit

The ending of clean sweep is one of the rare times a nintendo game actually made me tear up

>Finding more challenging shrines and interesting layouts for areas
>Caring a lot about the bases i build

I need to stop playing or else ill be consumed by it