Thread 724652171

>movement speed debuff
Name something worse than this.

Not being able to move at all debuff

>>724652171 (OP)
If you don't skip leg day this happens less often.
Captcha: TND 0K

>>724652171 (OP)
damage reduction

I hate when it happens while im on crack

Underwater escort missions.

>charisma debuff limits number of followers and locks most romance options
movement speed debuff hardly matters past level 25, charisma debuff lasts until level 50 and even then it will still cause repetitive dialogue from random NPCs

I've landed on my foot completely sideways playing basketball and been completely fine. Just built different.

>>724652171 (OP)
I started walking like this on purpose a few years ago
I don't really know why other than I'm extremely autistic

>>724652171 (OP)
does this only happen to fat people?

>>724652531
Though if you start shaving your head you unlock the subset of women who are really into it.

>>724652376
I've been skipping leg day for 8 months waiting for it to heal. I think I'm fucked.

>>724652171 (OP)
Stun on hit from enemies

>>724652171 (OP)
>Do nothing
>Suddenly get the strongest pain imaginable in my calf or the inner side of my foot

>>724652171 (OP)
>tendons too tight to run for exercise
>can't even jump rope

>>724653286
Might wanna get that checked

>>724652626
I'm sure you do

>>724652376
there's a loophole to this: spend 90%+ of your waking hours in a chair or bed

>>724652171 (OP)
>heellet and tendonlets get crippled by this
pathetic.

got my leg in a cast 6 times in my childhood by doing this and stretching my ligaments

my legs are fine now somehow/never happened again

>>724652171 (OP)
>popping a pimple on your back
Genuinely makes me jump in the air

>>724652171 (OP)
Not a fatass so I wouldn't know.
>>724652376
Not really, you have to walk uphill and downhill to get better ankles. A lot.
Squats alone won't do shit, it's the irregular, natural movement that gives you better ankles.

>you can't even go fast in the first place
why is every modern game slow as balls

>>724653781
>having pimples on your back
How to tell people you're a product of dysgenics without telling people you're a product of dysgenics.

>>724652376
>leg day
just jog like thrice a week & take regular walks. i used to twist my ankle all the time because i was a lazy bum that never took walks beyond necessity.
>>724652531
desu, the prospect of this terrifies me. i have the megamind build so if i bald, the rope is the only option for me. i need to lock in a woman for marriage while I'm still in my 20s.

>>724653286
Drink more water

>>724654328
Rock the megamind look, someone will be into it

>35+
>knee makes an audible rusted hinge sound when bending

>>724653286
You need more potassium. Bananas or potatoes.

>>724654572
For me it's a snappy, cracking sound.

>>724654572
Shouldn't have skipped leg days.

>>724654572
Have you tried oiling it?

>>724652171 (OP)
>seemingly mandatory equipment comes with hidden curses
Modern shoes are retarded and not only result in weak ankles, but they're also basically longer levers for ankle injuries.

>can pop all my joints and knuckles at will
>Can't pop my right pinky no matter what I do
It's over...

>>724654782
can you give more detailed instructions? lastt time i tried i messed it up and ended up fingering my ass with coconut oil

>>724654805
Older shoes are much worse, they're too stiff and have a heel. Coming from someone that loves traditional leather stuff.
Have you never used trail runners? They're amazing for hiking, better than any retarded "hiking" boot that boomers and retards still recommend.

>tfw random parts of your body start hurting and you just have to learn to get used to it
bros why do we get old where are the robot bodies we were promised

>>724655021
Train and stretch. And eat and rest. If you don't maintain a machine it will degrade much faster.

>>724653165
reddit joke. It's a sad state, but that's just how it turned out.

>>724655204
Lol what is this from

>>724655309
The Long Walk

>>724653286
If it's a foot cramp, immediately angle your foot up towards the ceiling. If you do it within around a half-second of noticing the initial jolt of pain, it can dissipate immediately.

>>724652171 (OP)
i trip over myself like this at least 5 times per day and it only started happening the day i turned 30

>>724653286
>history of being hit by instant death in clan
>sometimes when lying down to log off for the night get a mild but sharp pain on the left side of the chest
>went to the healer, he casts check on me and said i don't have any debuff

>>724653781
mate, the back is one of the least pain-sensitive areas.
call me back when you get one on the inside of a nostril

>>724652171 (OP)
exp / gold earned buff. It always forces me mentally to prioritize those and I can't invest into the things I actually want

>>724652171 (OP)
Permanent, irreparable stat drain.

>>724654901
>knee hort
>fingering my ass
How did you end up there?

>>724652171 (OP)
swimming in any game ever

>>724652171 (OP)
>stepping on the ground
>tiny indent in the dirt
>your whole leg is now sideways
Hate it every time

>>724652171 (OP)
my left nut hurts, so I'd probably say that

>>724655526
>you get one on the inside of a nostril
this shit's the worst, I hate how often it happens to me

>Recurring theme in my dreams is my fingers breaking and I bend them back in place
What does it mean? It happens in EVERY dream I have.

>>724652531
This is the NPC cut though

>>724657728
I'm not expert but I had to guess it's probably indicative of a lot of stress and/or being forced to do things you don't want to do but have to in your life

>>724652171 (OP)
>Name something worse than this.
stunlock bullshit
sry for playing the game, game, you fucking faggot

>>724652171 (OP)
A bullet that sits there until you move within 60kms of it
After which it chases you very slowly for a set amount of time
The time can be extended infinitely
Every time it's extended they grow to cover 80% of the screen space

>>724654805
Get low sole shoes my man.
Almost zero AGI debuff.

>>724654805
try barefoot shoes. I can't go back to "normal" shoes

>>724652626
Not everyone can pull that off.

>>724652376
If your leg day is skateboarding this unfortunately happens much more often
fuck stairs

>Starting to get grey hair at 25
Bros...

>>724654328
>just jog like thrice a week
Worst advice
Running kills your joints
Especially if you're muscular or fat or both (i.e. heavy)
Sure, if you're a skinny dyel it will be better but you're still anihilating your knees and ankles and whatnot
Enjoy your always hurting joints in the future!

>>724652171 (OP)
This happened to me durng a jog. I stepped badly and on my ankle. I was only a block away from my house but had to walk very painfully taking baby steps back to my house. There was an old man walking by me that asked if i hurt myself and I almost begged him to let me use him a crutch to make it home, but just toughed it out. big ass purple welt on top of foot.

Every time you trip over your own foot, every time you some how knock over everything with the slightest graze, it's because you're not drinking enough water.

>>724652171 (OP)
I would have had both of my feet permanently like this when I reach adulthood if I didn't have surgery on my feet at seven. I had these bolt things put into my feet or whatever (this was back in 2001). Beforehand, I had a weird looking flat foot with no ankle or whatever. I don't know much about the specifics and all the people I could ask about this are long gone, along with my medical insurance. I guess the bolts are still in there places in my feet, I don't have feet problems and I have an ankle too, but the feet themselves are still ugly as hell.

>>724661557
Former jogfag here, upgraded to biking and I can loose more calories in same amount of time and its low impact. Well unless you fall over.

>>724652171 (OP)
>tfw gamer thumb
You fuckers didn't tell me if would be this depressing, it doesn't even hurt but not being able to coordinate on the stick is tankng my K/D

>>724652171 (OP)
random crashes

>>724661926
>fucked knee in high school with sports
>knee would ache from extended walking or jogging
>bought one of those old people exercise bikes that have different posture than the standard exercise bike
>can do it 2 hours a day without any pain
It was an actual game changer for me.

>>724652531
I'm balding and just brush it back and wear hats if it's windy, I have a girlfriend and all her friends have tried to fuck knowing that I'm half bald. It's not that bad if you have some natural charisma. I stopped trying minoxidil and shit a while ago.

>>724655267
>>724655204
Why don't they just rush the soldier on the ground, grab his gun, shoot the other guy, and then take over?

>>724658026
heh

>>724662332
Autism.

>>724652171 (OP)
I'll raise you a testicular torsion

>>724662332
That does happen in the movie.
But that disqualifies you from winning.

>>724662332
There's a tank on the flank and a tank in front.

>>724655021
>get some random nerve damage like 10 years ago when I helped my fat bitch of a sister move
>apparently it's at a very shitty position where operating can cause more harm than good
>not sure if it's just gone by now or I'm just used to the pain
FUN

>>724654572
regenerate your cartilage by cycling 15 minutes per day

>>724662509
>But that disqualifies you from winning.
A gun is the only thing you need to win.

>>724661817
You should start an onlyfans and show off your weird feet.

>stats decrease as you level up
The game was rigged from the start

>>724652171 (OP)
lock on debuf (you cant aim /shoot at enemy)

>>724652171 (OP)
>fucked up my talon leaving the shower like a retard
>now I have to take meds that make me even more retarded for a couple of months because the pain is unbearable

Literally anything that reduces accuracy. If I lose my vision I'm killing myself.

>>724653963
>Not really, you have to walk uphill and downhill to get better ankles. A lot.
>Squats alone won't do shit, it's the irregular, natural movement that gives you better ankles.
>tfw life at the top of a very steep hill and walk everywhere I go
>tfw weak ankles anyway
wrists too

>>724662202
This one?

>Had a stupid 6 ft high fall sideways while drunk 10 years ago not feeling anything unusual beyong a little pain first few days after the fact
>Only this year feeling an odd pressure in my left thigh where I got most of the damage
How does that work?

>>724657160
Instructions were unclear.

>>724652376
whyd you include ur captcha

>>724665117
I lost so much weight using these. Miracle machines, especially if you cant jog or run for long.

>>724664783
Bro I said a lot. Like regularly hike more than 1000m elevation gain, at least once per week and do something like 500m in the middle. Use a backpack with weight too, something like 10kg.
Obviously don't start 100%, do increments over time.

Walking every once in a while or just for a couple hundred meters of elevation gain isn't gonna do the trick.

>>724652171 (OP)
games where you change air pressure?

>>724653286
gout is from fast food

>stagger
>movement speed slows 99%

i fucking hate this shit so much

This isnt a problem if you arent 300lbs you fat sacks of shit

>>724654572
im 30, this happens to me now, am i cooked?

>>724665816
powder

>>724666029
this

>walk 300lbs friend to his car parked like 3 blocks away
>he arrives drenched in sweat, heaving, has to open his door as fast as possible so he can plop down on the seat immediately, making the car jostle
jesus man, just stop fucking eating a lot, it's LITERALLY that simple to lose weight.

>>724662410
>tfw actually lost my left nut to testicular torsion as a kid
>don't feel any different
>can still cum double digit ropes
I can only imagine how I'd be at full power

>>724652171 (OP)
Reverse control

>>724652171 (OP)
>>724652171 (OP)
>>724652171 (OP)
Does anyone else’s knees stop working when they reached 30?

>>724665789
Okay but why is it that as soon as I start hiking back DOWN the mountain I get sharp knee pain? Like the side of my knee

And no, I weight 160 so it’s not cuz I’m fat

>>724666029
I'm fat and I've never sprained my ankle. It just doesn't fucking happen unless you're drunk and trying to impress your friends doing retard parkour.

>31
>Never stopped rooning from when I did cross country/track in high school
>Didn't play sportsballs so no retarded injuries
Even walking a mile a day is better than doing nothing.

>>724652171 (OP)
An FPS game with stuns.

>>724667513
I walk from my bed to my chair and around my house a bit every day, is that enough?

>>724653286
neuralgia or blot clot

>>724666732
It might be the ligaments (like me) or it might just be the iliotibial band. Try doing leg raises from your side, not from the back, if you can do sets of 25 and still have pain after a while you're training then it should not be the band.
Do them well though, watch a few videos, otherwise it's useless.

>>724652171 (OP)
>Had this happen in 2022 or 2023
>Giant fucking purple ball on my foot
>Takes a month for my foot to heal

>>724652376
no you literally just have to not be a fat fuck

>>724652171 (OP)
Allow me to introduce you to the worst thing to ever happen to an entire game.

>>724668895
Dumb timmy.

>>724668895
why is he wearing gears

>>724652801
You're supposed get back into the physical therapy early.

>>724666732
Downhill is harder for most people so any damage or just insufficient muscle/ligament support for the joints is going to be more prominent.

>>724652171 (OP)
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PAIN

>>724668895
>dominates your metagame for years, casually
>doesn't even shift the meta in reprints

>>724669057
Probably a time wizard. They're always clock themed.

>>724662709
>not sure if it's just gone by now or I'm just used to the pain
Unironically do mushrooms. Every little posture flaw, muscular imbalance, aches and pains your brain filters out, you will become viscerally conscious of them. Your brain knows how your body should be and it knows when something’s off. It’s nice to be aware of the things you can fix so you can take action but it does suck to be reminded of the things you can’t.

I had a dream I fell into a white whirlwind with a black pit in the middle, what happened to me

WHY DOES 4CHAN THINK I AM IN INCOGNITO MODE?????
WHY DO YOU KEEP SERVING ME THE RETARDED CAPTCHA WITH CIRCLES?????

FUCKING RETARDS RUNNING THIS SITE

>>724655204
Why would they waste bullets on some lame mutt?

>>724670786
WOOO-OOOW-WOOO-OOW-WOOO-OOW
GET CIRCLED GET CIRCLED GET CIRCLED

>>724652171 (OP)
interaction speed debuff

>>724671387
I understand that bots are a problem on 4chan but now I can't even post images and I'M NOT USING INCOGNITO MODE!!!!
Why would that even be a fucking problem in the first place if I was (I'm not).

And why the FUCK is the point of giving the circles captcha more than 2 times in a row?

>>724655416
doesn't always work, sometimes it goes away immediately, sometimes I'm stuck with the pain for a good 30 seconds

Still getting the shit captcha

>Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed.
>The File field has been cleared.
Still shit captcha, still can't upload files. Fucking piece of shit site. Fucking nigger monkeys running this place. Is this really what makes me stop coming here after fucking 20 god damn years?

sdhfioshdfouhifjmlcjsdashujPOKJDBFGUSAPOIJS

CLEAR ME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SYSTEM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG??? LET ME FUCKING POST YOU PIECE OF SHIT

STILL CIRCLES CAPTCHA
Hello????
HELLO??????? EXPLAIN????

ANY FUCKING MOD OUT THERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT, EXPLAIN WHAT I'M DOING WRONG PLEASE

>>724672357
have you tried not being in incognito mode?

STILL CIRCLES CAPTCHA, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH 4CHAN?

>>724672423
i'm not in incognito mode my good sir.
i cleared my cookies a couple hours ago.
are we supposed to keep cookied forever now? that's like using a account

>>724652171 (OP)
my ankle can bend almost as much

>>724652171 (OP)
if you train your ankle flexibility you can get it to the point that you can never have this happen to you as that angle will just be something normal you can do.

>>724655526
I get pimples maybe once a year on my ass or on my cock. I just can't sit down or jerk off for a few days because the pimple scar hurts too much

as a kid i once bent my fingers a full 180 degrees and cleanly dislocated them because i had autism

Anybody else here have an eyelid that twitches randomly? It legitimately messes up my gaming when it starts twitching while I'm trying to pay attention to a boss fight or something

>Had stuffy nose, coughing, body pain, etc a week ago
>Now its just dry cough every day
>Happened to me in january too and even with a check up nothing was wrong

Is this a cough that isnt covid but some other disease?

>>724674425
I rarely get sick for most of the year but I consistently get sick once every winter, it just happens

>>724674253
Yeah. A few years back I had it extremely bad where for a couple of weeks it felt like my eye was basically seizing around all day. That was really unusual though, most of the time I only notice it like once or twice a week and the twitches are really small and dont last long.

>>724652626
All 5 of them

>>724652171 (OP)
hemorrhoids literally made me give up on pc gaming
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>724652531
having a big nose sucks so bad. i feel you can offset your baldness with other things, but a huge nose is a huge fucking beak in everyones face, in their genepool, no one wants that shit. my nightmare everyday. just get uglier the older i get. I wfh and dont know if i can ever get a face to face job again, its just a series of humiliations

>>724675051
having a big nose is great, you get to hear new schnozz puns from strangers every day of your life

>>724675208
>im that guy with the nose at jobs
>sometimes people ask me to smell something faint thinking i can pick up on it like a dog and give them greater detail

so they look at me and think of snout = dog = better smell. so im basically a dog to most people/. If i dont go with a baseball cap to the grocery store it feels like im walking around with my dick out and everyones staring

>>724674425
>he took the science juice

>>724675351
become an alcoholic and develop rhinophyma

>>724654085
you know you can just get pimples..right?

>>724652171 (OP)
>>724652171 (OP)
>permanent debuff you get by interacting with other players
>devs haven’t patched it out
>no way to reload save from before you got it
>minus -100 to charisma
>romance quest locked while status effect is active

>>724674940
>weird feeling in my butthole since 7 days ago or so
>not a pain, maybe a tiny discomfort at most, but it's there 24/7

>>724652531
I don't like this but then I remember that I don't have any actual diseases or disabilities and suddenly life is good again. If you are in /v/ you probably never could been a gigachad or a top 10% person at life anyway. Just live bro.

>>724675714
>have always gotten these as long as i can remember
>also have consistently bad acne issues
>tfw cold sores can come in through popped pimples around my mouth

thanks god

>get allergies out of nowhere that block up my sinus
>start getting dizzy (because my ears are plugged up) and face starts tingling (because my sinuses are swollen)
>freak out that I actually have a brain tumor or something
>allergy meds fix all the sinus stuff
>but I stressed out so much I aggravated my IBS and now my appetite sucks and I can't stop farding
I basically haven't happily played games in like 3 weeks

>>724675714
I got hepetitus b from mongering too much and I feel its basically ended any chance at romance completely. My blood is tainted. What am i supposed to just play dumb and trick a girl and dont tell her? Use std dating websites? potentially catch something else alongside the hepb. Even if i find a compatible girl the kids going to be born with it i imagine. Its over. i bought a sex doll just for company , dont even fuck it

>>724675826
>>tfw cold sores can come in through popped pimples around my mouth
Fucking really? That’s a thing ?

>>724675898
>constant dull headache for the past 10 years
>maybe it's a brain tumor
>nah, if it was a brain tumor then I'd be dead 9 years ago
>decide not to go to the doctors for the 10th year in a row
I will probably die of a brain tumor

>>724652171 (OP)
Is it actually bad if I have a movement speed debuff in my game. I made it just because I thought a character limping animation would be cool and evoke a sense of desperation.

>>724676023
yeah. never use your dirty ass fingers to pop cause technically its a "wound" and will get more infected. ive also gotten cold sores from taking too much ibuprofen.

>>724675992
You did wear a condom right anon?

>grown ass man
>still get pimples like I'm back in puberty
when does this stop

>>724676253
I feel like I have to be as healthy as possible for the cold sores to not show up. Like I need to maintain meters as if I was a Sim or Digimon or else I get them.

I can’t even stay up past my bedtime playing vidya because I get sleep deprived enough bam. Stress out too much? Bam

>>724676376
you either have some type of hormonal imbalance and your skin is all fucked, you have roseacea, or you work in a greasy fucking spoon and never wash your face.

Go to a dermatologist and get it sorted out already. I'm not kidding it's fixable but you need something like accutane, antibiotics, and retinoid creams

>>724675992
Huh? Isn’t that covered by the jab everyone gets at birth

>weather gets cold
>have to pee ten trillion times a day
>only happens when its cold
what the FUCKKK STOP

Im tired of taking advil after getting sodium headaches so i just eat less junk food now. But i cant resist just demolishing a box of cheez its.

>>724669380
>Be one snowy winter
>Go to throw out the trash in my Crocs
>Muddy concrete, disnt even notice it
>Feet slip in a way where I basically fall/kneel down hard on my knee
>Almost cried
>Ripped skin
>2 years later still get pain sometimes when I walk down the stairs

Pretty sure I have a hairline fracture or some shit.

Remember to stretch before gaming.

>>724676693
>sodium headache
tf. THATS A THING?

>>724653963
I do heavy calf raises and have shrugged off several foot twisting episodes no problem

>>724675638
Body acne is essentially only caused by ridiculously poor hygiene or anabolic steroids, both of which are on you.

>>724676652
Peeing more when you're cold is an actual thing, get warm nigga

>>724676615
This is not gonna cure anything, it simply removes the symptoms for a time.

>>724676761
Fuck this gay earth

>Body decides to attack itself for no reason.
got that permanent confusion debuff

>>724652531
stop eating 3 meals a day with snacks, youre raising your insulin resistance, which in turn will cause balding if you have the wrong genetics (if you have the wrong genetics but arent building insulin resistance, you actually wont bald)
(also you cant regrow the lost hair by cutting back, you need the roller to break up the scar tissue in those places, as it prevents regrowth, even if you lose your resistance)

>>724676726
Why are you even twisting your ankle in the first place? It shouldn't happen if your ankles are trained to walk.

>>724676717
>>724676693
>anons don't know that too much sodium in one sitting can impact your blood pressure

some people are more sensitive to it and get headaches. Your kidneys will filter it out over time but yeah. It's what drove the MSG panic back in the day since it was SUPER SODIUM. Same amount of salt content as regular salt, lol.

>>724676786
accutane is fucking crazy and basically completely changes your skin's makeup for life. It absolutely does cure acne for a huge amount of people. It's so extreme that it stresses out other organs in your body and is used as a last resort for severe cystic acne.

>>724676761
>>724676652
>car ride
>have to pee
>turn up thermostat
>don't have to pee anymore

MAGIC

Why is sleeping on your left side healthier than sleeping on your right?

I literally cant sleep on my right.

>>724675992
>be like you mongering
>amazingly catch absolutely nothing
>decide to settle down and never do that again
>kiss cute petite Latina coworker
>develop cold sores a week later
Is this some kind of cosmic joke?

>>724676929
your heart is slightly more toward your left side. Adding gravity to blood flow to get it back to your heart easier is better.

ITS FUCKING OGRE

>>724676923
That is still not solving the problem that's causing the acne, it's simply removing the acne.

>>724676786
Thats literally all they can do for acne. Doctors dont know why certain people are acne prone, they just give you treatments.

>>724676923
Oh I didn't know increased bp could give you a headache. I guess at some point it also just fucks up your entire body
>MSG
wtf lmao my mom fell for that scare

Is this the 20 year old gamer thread?

>Eyelid starts twitching
>Think it's muscle spasms, drink loads of water.
>Nope, happens all the time anyway lol.
>Sometimes goes away for months, sometimes stays for weeks.
>Random right eyelid twitching whenever the fuck it feels like

>>724676893
You need sandpaper

>>724676704
I might have to start doing this. I've been feeling strained in my right wrist because of doing art with my mouse. funnily this feeling started to develop after I played card games, more than any other genre. my life has never felt so over

>>724677121
This is the 20-80 yo gamer thread since we all somehow have fucked up bodies

>>724652314
This. Stun mechanics are what I consider the ultimate un-fun, because they literally stop you from playing the game.

>>724677039
Accutane is fucking crazy dude, it does all kinds of weird shit. It's very much permanent for like 85% of people. Kills off the bacteria that are causing it and propagates a more healthy environment by essentially nuking your entire dermis. You can't even shave on it, it's nuts. Also it's EXTREMELY teratogenic and if a woman gets pregnant on accutane it's guaranteed to be all kinds of fucked up. Horrible horrible birth defects.

>>724677080
Well yeah literally everything in your body is attached to your circulatory system. High BP causes stress on a lot of organs. You're at a higher risk of heart attack and stroke, etc.

>the stun while waking up debuff
>added psychic damage while stun
just fuck my shit up bro

>>724676929
Because your stomach is aligned so that it won't empty back into your throat as much

>literally the day I turn 34 I start getting this horrible spasm and sharp pain in the right side of my lower abdomen once a day
>fast forward 4 months, the spams and the pain are mostly gone but the right side of my body is a mess
>can barely walk with my right leg, can barely type with my right arm and I'm only shitting twice a week
It's not the liver or pancreas, doctor assures me my back and muscles are fine so I'm now waiting next week for a colonoscopy. God, if this is whats like in your 30s, I can't imagine 40s and 50s

I used to be adventurous in my 20s, going to bars, driving to other towns' bars to hook up with women. Now im basically afraid to leave home. Lost my spine, afraid to look at strong willed people in the eye. Maybe its cuz my life has really gone nowhere.

>>724677171
for most people this is just a sign of sleep deprivation or extreme stress. Others it might be an electrolyte/vitamin imbalance (low potassium, magnesium or iron)

Extremely rarely it can also mean tumors.

>t. eye twitcher when I don't sleep well

>>724677061
I know. That doesn't mean you should do it. Doctors are retarded and won't even be honest with you.
If you cared about your health you wouldn't simply take that stupid shit.

>>724677304
I went on accutane twice and my main symptom was nose bleeds. I always figured if accutane shaved 10 years off my life then it was worth it, i had it very severe and it fucked up my whole teen life

This is the true horror thread right here. Fuck.

>Get prostate exam and they press your funny button

Why are we built like this fuck

>>724677436
I believe sleep deprivation. I think I may be a very light sleeper, since the only time I actually have dreams is when I take melatonin once in a while if my cycle starts slipping (maybe 4 times a year I take a 3mg.)

On a similar note, sometimes taking an Omega-3 before bed gives me funky dreams.

>>724652171 (OP)
>Infertility
It dooms you to be a cuck.
>ED
Do I need to say more? Unless you are gay or something it also dooms. A man who cannot stand up isn't a man

>>724677535
Tell me about it. My doctor has me coming in for weekly prostate exams.

>>724676693
Switch to buying the little snack packs so you down chuff an entire box.