I am deformed and autistic. No woman has ever or will ever find me attractive.

>>>Muad'Dib's Jihad caused a devastating loss of life, with a conservative estimate of 61 billion people killed, along with the sterilization of 90 planets and the "demoralization" of another 500 worlds. Additionally, 40 ancient religions and their followers were completely eradicated. This galactic holy war, which expanded the Fremen Empire across 10,000 worlds

BULLSHIT, IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN! IT'S LITERALLY NOT POSSIBLE FOR THE SOLELY SWORD-WEILDING TOWELHEAD FREMEN TO ACCOMPLISH!!!
>Muh lasweapons tho!
BULLSHIT!! IT'S VERY THOROUGHLY STATED IN THE LORE THAT THE INVENTION OF THE PERSONAL SHIELD HAS RENDERED THE USE OF LASWEAPONRY NOT ONLY OBSOLETE, BUT ABSOLUTELY SUICIDAL TO USE! EVERY SINGLE PLANETARY DEFENSE SOLDIER IN THE LANDSRAAD IS ISSUED A FUCKING PERSONAL SHIELD!!!
>Muh family atomics tho!!
LIES! THE ATREIDES FAMILY HAD AT MOST, 100 WARHEADS TO THEIR NAME!!

IT'S BULLSHIT! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE GIVEN THE STATE OF TECHNOLOGY AT HAND! I DON'T HIVE A FLYING FUCK HOW GREAT THE AVERAGE FREMEN SOLDIER SUPPOSEDLY IS!!!

IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!

SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS I SAY!!! SHENANIGAAAAAANNSSSSSS!!!!