Thread 214297167

What was the most recent movie you enjoyed watching with your girlfriend?

>>214297195
What movie is this?

Pepe doesn't look too happy in your pic haha

>>214297167 (OP)
girlfriend?

>>214297167 (OP)
i only watched nature documentaries with the last one.
why would i waste my time watching movies with my gf right there?

I once went on a movie date to see "Tchaikovsky's wife" but she was russian so it was acceptable.

i'm 32 and never had a girlfriend

I love Friday night 4channel loser posting!

>>214297261
Statistically almost impossible

>>214297167 (OP)
Ever think about how many cocks your skank of a gf have sucked while you kiss her? Do that from now on.

i''ll never know intimacy

>>214297167 (OP)
I made her watch Vertigo
She got bored after 10 min, which was impressively long for her, but I ignored her as usual and finished the movie

>>214297338
Uhh, why not...?

>>214297305
>makes kissing even hotter
thanks incel bro.

>>214297167 (OP)
>implying

>>214297167 (OP)
>>214297261
>>214297294
>>214297338
>>214297378
I am 40, never kissed or held hands, no woman has ever shown any interest in me. I am 6'6, blue eyes, white as fuck, not fat, not ugly. I have a pretty good job and my own business one the side, I make well above average, so plenty of disposable income. I got a house and 2 apartments in different cities, car, and get this - NO DEBT of any kind, no mortgages, loans or credit cards.

So when you try to cope with height or money refer to the above.

Last movie I saw with my ex was here comes the boom. And im not joking

>>214297658
cool story bro

>>214297782
100% real, every word

>>214297801
There's a ~99% chance you're bullshitting. Look at the statistics:

>Recent studies and surveys suggest that the percentage of men who are virgins by age 30 is likely between 2% and 3%, as data shows virginity rates drop significantly for those over 25. For example, one source notes that for men between the ages of 25 and 30, the virginity rate is approximately 1.9%.

>According to The Guardian's reporting on the Natsal survey, a 2019 article citing data from 2010-12, approximately 2.2% of British men were virgins at age 30. This suggests that the vast majority (95%) of the general population have had sexual intercourse by the age of 25.

>>214297305
>he doesnt have his gf talk about the time she had a ffm threesome with a middle aged bartender with a huge dick when she was 19 while having sex with her
Ngmi

>>214297837
I know the stats, everything I said is true. Why would I post it on Kingdom of Galicia and Lodomeria geese milking forum otherwise? I am sharing intimate details of my life here.

>>214297261
Same! But I also stopped trying at 27. It took some getting used to the idea, but going through life solo isn't too bad. I can do whatever I want, whenever I want.

>>214297658
if all that is true, you have to be socially catastrophic
like you have to have severe autism or shit on the floor at parties
certain women forgive being dumb or mean for people with that kind of background, you just have to be on another level

>>214297837
Over 9/10 British men have had sex, but birthrates are at an all time low? Bullshit

I am deformed and autistic. No woman has ever or will ever find me attractive.

>>214297981
>if all that is true,

Every word m8.

>you have to be socially catastrophic
>like you have to have severe autism or shit on the floor at parties

kek, I don't think I am THAT bad. I've always had a degree of social awkwardness, but with the years I learned to work through it. I have friends, I go out, I travel, etc. I am not worried talking to people, men and women. You will say that I am not not hiding it well at all. Here's the thing, my male friends think I slay pussy left and right and often ask me for advice about their gfs and wives.

>>214297658
So what's wrong with you then?

>>214297943
>I can do whatever I want, whenever I want.

What if what you want to do involves two people?

>>214298148
Beats me. Wish I knew. I am happy with my life, I got hobbies, support my family. Dunno what to tell you. My theory is that I have something wrong on a genetic level and am missing some genes whose effects are not visible outright, but modify your behavior in a way that helps with mating.

>>214298240
Cope. What do you do when you're out socialising and a girl looks at you flirtatiously?

Don't tell me it doesn't happen because if you're tall and wealthy this has happened to you without a doubt.

>>214297167 (OP)
Is it just me or does this not feel kinda gross to anyone else? Someone wrapping their arms around you and laying on top of you when you try to sleep. It just seem like it would be annoying and uncomfortable. Anyone else feel the same?

>>214297658
>6'6
You are literally too tall, you basically give unapproachable vibes with that height alone

>>214298289
>and a girl looks at you flirtatiously?

Never happened to me OR it has and I've not noticed it. I am guessing the latter, because what you say makes sense - women go with all kinds of trash and I should be a fucking catch on paper, but here we are.

>wealthy

I'm not wealthy, that's millionaire and above, but I do very well for myself.

>>214298358
I doubt that's it. If you ask most women they say 6'6 / 2 meters is perfect. 6'7 and above gets too much.

>>214298167
Friends? I do have them.

>>214298366
Social media addicted attention whore. I didn't post in here to complain about anything.
Until now. Nogf reason: fat hairy. sage

>>214298462
What? I don't have social media.

>>214297167 (OP)
pic related, but without the retarded bra and with one hand cupping a tit

>>214297167 (OP)
Superman, but with my wife

>>214298524
Damned dumbass. I'm not your friend.

>>214298462
>>214298561
is this a bot?

>>214298340
The best decision my girlfriend and I made was two have two single beds in the same room, almost touching. A lot of the time we end up pushing them together, but we have a kind of routine now where I'll be reading and she'll be on her laptop or whatever and then we turn off the light, talk a little across the space, lean over to kiss each other and either go to sleep or end up making out and one of us will climb into the other bed. I actually don't have a girlfriend and just made that up, but that seems like a nice setup.

>>214298594
damn that last sentence fucked me up, bro

>>214298366
>women go with all kinds of trash and I should be a fucking catch on paper
>I'm so rich and not ugly and have a great job etc etc

You need to drop this weird attitude, it's kind of aggressive and self-centred, or comes across that way at least.

>>214297167 (OP)
I've analyzed every frame and utilizing the horizontal green line test have confirmed that she wears the pants in the relationship and have deduced that this video was her idea.

>>214298620
If it comes that way it wasn't my intent. Anons asked and I explained my situation. I'm definitely not aggressive or a cunt irl.

Speed with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock

>>214298146
Oh, I get it now. You're gay and in the closet.

>>214298698
Fuck no. I am very hetero. Never found anything about men or dicks attractive. I love the female body, they don't seem to care about me tho.

>>214298670
Not saying you are, I mean you probably aren't, but big deal if some women date guys who earn less or are have obnoxious personalities. They aren't the kind of girls you would likely be interested in anyway a lot of the time. I guarantee, based on objective descriptions you give, that at least one woman has looked at you and seen you as a guy she would consider dating.

>>214297167 (OP)
Ever since we had our second child, i watch like 2 movies a year with my wife, down from like a 100 from when we first started dating. I really miss it, ah well, maybe when the kids get older.

>>214298721
>Fuck no. I am very hetero
Closeted fag response. The straight response is
>I fucking wish man. Then I wouldn't have to put up with women. Sadly God made my peepee go stiffy at DD

>>214297837
I feel those percentages would be higher today and in the future

>>214297837
>What are population samples
Nigger 4chan selects for incels

Man, why is it that you incel freaks keep bitching and crying and moanin' and shittin' your pants about your KHHV status when you live in the age of information aka the time period where the availablity of both dates & casual sex is, statistically, at an all-time high?
I had 4 hook ups on Grindr this (slow) week alone and I'm planning to have twice the number next month, with no plans to stop.

>>214297305
Hot

>>214298729
If they have then I never noticed it (which might be a me thing dunno) and those I have approached turned me down, so at some point I stopped trying.

>>214297167 (OP)
After great research spanning several years, I have come to the conclusion that life itself has no intrinsic meaning, but ypu must necessarily give it a meaning to make it worth living. The best way to do so is to surround yourself with trusted friends(the longer you know them the better)and loved ones, the only real purpose of life really is to experience the feelings of joy you get from the positive feedback loop that kicks in when interacting with good friends, feeling a sense of belonging, having a trusted loved one, all that jazz. Basically, you need to attain self actualization, and this is the only path to it.

If you lack this, there is infact no point in living at all. If you feel otherwise, it's probably just cope, and the older you get the more your mental barriers will get worn down from pretending everything's fine until you kill yourself or go crazy.

>>214298766
kek, all right

>>214298946
isn't that for fags?

>>214298946
Because lack of sex and love is a terrible fate to suffer. You take your hookups for granted, so you cannot conceive the mental status of some 30 yr old who's never had a single romantic experience in his life, let alone love. It's over for us, and little to do besides bitch and moan and become misogynistic incels, ypu would too in our situation.

>>214298575
cute boy

Can a sex haver please describe the feeling of sucking a woman's breast? Thanks!

>>214299055
if you need others to feel good I have so very bad news for you

>>214297167 (OP)
detroit rock city
twice

>>214299119
Yeah they never get this. How could they? Lacking any intimacy and affection is not easy.

I haven't dated a girl in years but the last time I watched a movie with my most recent ex we watched The Descent

i dont know how to talk to girls

Why is she wearing a diaper in one shot?

>>214299028
Here's the thing, forget all the stupid pick up artist stuff, the easiest way to get laid is just to be in the middle of your friend group having a good time. I always host parties, and events, things like that. Like you, I'm tall and well off, and it's always been easy. But without the context of who you are within a social scene, girls don't know how to sort you. Getting laid as a loner only works if you're a bad boy.
So that's my advice. Go full Gatsby, and you'll get laid quickly.

>>214299153
He's literally right. It's not rocket science. Barely anybody genuinely enjoys living a hermit life of consuming media, earning a little money, and spending all your time alone. Communicating online is okay but it doesn't come close to having a genuine authentic unguarded conversation with someone you trust and like and experiencing time passing with you both in a kind of bubble of meaningful fulfillment floating along together.

>>214299153
This is a generic cope statement I have come across multiple times in my research, and I was able to debunk this completely very early on. As social animals, our worth is in very large part determined by what others think of us. You can only earn a living if someone thinks you're worthy enough for employment. You can only have sex if somebody finds you attractive(or rape, but that's a whole other thing and unfortunately not as authentic or fulfilling as consensual sex). You can only feel pride and confidence if you've had achievements that others deem impressive. We are in large part defined by what others think of us, and thus a feedback loop is established that further develops our personality and mental health.

The only way you can truly not care about what others think is if you're neuro divergent or a monk, and neither of these will provide the level of fulfillment a generic cookie cutter normal fag life can provide.

>>214299175
>not easy
Understatement of the year. It's torture that kills the soul till you are left feeling nothing at all, which is a whole other type of hell to endure.

We watched the Katrina Netflix special. Leave it to Spike Lee to never even once criticize or say a single black person did anything wrong for the whole of Katrina. He's a fucking moron. Otherwise, it was fine. We like New Orleans. You guys ever had that bread pudding souffle at Commander's? It's the best, Jerry, the best.

>>214299296
>But without the context of who you are within a social scene, girls don't know how to sort you.

That's some neat insight.

>So that's my advice. Go full Gatsby, and you'll get laid quickly.

Nah I stopped triing a couple years ago and think that's it for me. I have accepted and dealt with it. There's plenty more to life.

>>214299309
If you're unable to get any woman out of the 4 billion roaming the planet interested in you then that's a you problem. A skill issue, so to speak.

>>214299304
>having a genuine authentic unguarded conversation with someone you trust and like

That's bullshti tho. Never happens. Women are incapable of love. She'll leave you for a bigger cock or for a more chiseled chin or some other shit like that. What you describe is fantasy world not real life.

If it counts, I watched MI: Final Reckoning and she just kind of sat on the couch, asked the occasional question, and kept checking Twitter.

And for those of you that are thinking life is over, I got my first long-term girlfriend at 35 years old, after my longest relationship before that being about six months. I don't really have advice, but don't give up - make yourself interesting, get some hobbies, and learn to be playful in conversation to everyone regardless of gender.

>>214299498
>plenty more to life
Like what? I can guarantee whatever it is you're going to say is just a short term distraction and not a solution. A band aid for a bullet hole.

>>214297305
Every gf you've had knows that other women have worshipped your cock just like them or better, and everything you're good at in the bedroom, you've learned or practiced on another women.
Woman obsess over this. I am not a woman, i do not obsess about ex boyfriends.

>>214299559
>make yourself interesting
>be playful in conversation

So I have to be a clown 24/7 to keep some dumbass bitch interested, so I got access to her fleshy wet hole? Do you even hear yourself?

>>214298555
she was so cute but had such an unremarkable body

>>214299557
Nonsense, love is an evolutionary mechanic designed to produce evolutionarily adapted offspring. And biologically speaking the only purpose of life is to reproduce. You are hardwired to feel anxious and depressed if you are unable to attract a mate that loves you, this is meant to serve as incentive to go out and find a suitable partner to reproduce with. It also has a darker underlying function, the anxiety and depression are meant to drive you to suicide if you're unable to find a suitable mate, because at that point you become a genetic dead end consuming resources that could be better utilized by a couple preparing to reproduce. The whole process is an exact science.

>>214299595
No, you have to do that for cuddling and affection and kisses and ass slaps and sharing desserts and all the other fun stuff that comes from a relationship. :3

>>214299576
Family, friends, hobbies. I support my elderly parents, I got nephews that adore me and I spoil every chance I get to the trite disapproval of their parents lel. I got my parachute license last year and now jump alone without an instructor, I'm pretty sure that feeling is better than sex kek (without having experienced the latter ofc). I do woodworking in my yard, steadily went from small shit to basic cupboards to tables and chests, it feels so fucking good when you make an item that is stable, useful and (sometimes) beautiful. Chasing women that have never shown interest in me seems rather pointless in comparison desu. It might be cope, but that's how I see it.

>>214297261
try 33
it's over

>>214299546
Right? Like how tf do you manage to live 30 fucking years without having sex atleast once? Do these people not realize that women want to have sex too, and there's only so many Chads to go around before they too have to adjust their requirements and lower the bar?

>>214299721
Doesn't worth it. I'd rather be myself than a clown. Plus, what you describe is not even 50% of the time, it's much less. The rest is putting up with her annoying, childish worldview and opinions, dealing with her and her family's problems which are your problems now, drama, fights, yelling and insults, etc. Come off it bro.

my gf and I are going through the POTC original trilogy. then i cum in her rawdog since she has an iud. kino.

>>214299770
anon >>214297658

>>214298594
Kek based living in fantasy anon

>>214299498
Fair enough man, there's plenty of other things, but there's also something I can't put a price on sharing those things with my wife.
If you don't feel like my Gatsby path, I will also say that any local improv theater (particularly long form) will foster the same social environment that gets you vulnerable with girls who are vulnerable themselves at that moment, and this neatly always results in sex.
Just options. It's your life to live and you seem to be happy, but if you (or another anon) wanted to try this, I can tell you it works.

>>214299731
Well then more power to you. But from what I've seen, there's going to come a time when all these things will lose their flavour. Your parents will not be around forever. Your nephews will grow up and become too busy with their own lives to interact with you. Your friends will eventually drift away, become entangled I'm their own lives. There's only so many times you can jump, or so many wooden trinkets you can make before these activities lose their meaning. It is at this point that your own family(wife, kids) are meant to come in and fill the gap, infact new friendships and associations often develop out of shared experiences with other parents, and they replace your previous friend group.

Without a wife and kids you will one day wake up, 50 years old, wondering what even is the point of existence now.

>>214299783
I used to think this exact same way too. Embracing someone is a calculated risk, and you have to envision pros vs cons. It's very easy to sit back and never have any strife in your life, I know because I lived that for 15 years. Now that we've been dating for four years, I have to say the risk was worth it, because despite the misgivings I really enjoy spending time with her. And if things fell apart? At least I experienced love, albeit brief. Your "high IQ" life is a slow march to death, and since you're sitting here complaining about it, I'll assume you're torn between the dichotomy of your general overall pleasure vs higher highs and lower lows. Once you get over your pussy fear, you'll find out that girls can be pretty neat.

>>214299888
All right thanks for the advice, genuinely. This was a more productive conversation that has any right to be on fucking /tv/ of all places.

>>214299825
You're missing out is all I can say. Life is much better if you have somebody you love to share it with you. Not saying it's not worth living without this DLC, but it's just much much better with it.

>>214299900
The point of existence is existing. My best friend had a son early in his life. When he reached 20, he started acting very weird, aggressive in a way. Wes suspected it's some slight mental illness that unlocks later in life. It doesn't have severe effects, he can still function in society, but he cut all ties with everyone. He called his own father a piece of shit among other insults. My friend's wife left him. The only thing that saved him from killing himself were his friends, me among them. He is a drunk wreck now and we couldn't save him from that. Yes, it's anecdotal and it happened to one guy vs. many other examples that have worked, but my point is wife and kids is not a panacea with guaranteed success or happiness. Life is a bitch, you will always have strife and end up dying alone.

exhuma

>>214299888
>will foster the same social environment that gets you vulnerable with girls who are vulnerable themselves at that moment

not that anon, but can you elaborate, I don;t understand this

>>214299929
Hey, glad to provide it. You seem like a reasonable dude, so I wanted to shed light where I could. Like I said, if you're happy, you're happy but if you end up going down that path, hopefully you can benefit from some of what I said.

>>214300053
Did his father have the same issues? A lot of this stuff is genetic.

>>214300053
Well I digress, a great friend circle is up there with a wife and kids. It's like a plane, it doesn't necessarily need both functioning engines to fly, just one working engine and the plane can still scrape by for the most part.

The true calamity is when you have neither. That's when you're in real trouble.

>>214300110
Not the same or anything that severe. He has always been somewhat OCD, when we were younger he would obsess over something until it was perfect and then jump to something else, like, this month he would look for the perfect headphones, attachments, filters, etc. then a month later the sound of the fan in his car would be too annoying and he would spend hours researching that and going to different shops until it was perfectly quiet, that sort of thing.

>>214299703
>It also has a darker underlying function, the anxiety and depression are meant to drive you to suicide if you're unable to find a suitable mate, because at that point you become a genetic dead end consuming resources that could be better utilized by a couple preparing to reproduce

I want to refute this incel logic, but I actually think this is that rare instance of a broken clock being right twice a day lol

>>214300084
Sure, what I mean is that a lot of a "party" is people getting comfortable enough with one another to be a little weird, a little offensive, a little vulnerable, or all three. At a party this is often done with alcohol, though more recently it's been acceptable to have THC in various forms without being a druggie.
In improv the work you do to make scenes and find games within them speed runs the vulnerability portion. This alone would be enough, but typically a teaching theater will go through "vulnerability circles" where people discuss with each other things that are emotionally resonant from their past. All of this makes people already feel extremely close. From there escalating into a physical relationship is very natural.
Improv (or a party you threw) also demonstrates who you are in the context of all the other people, with your individual traits on offer as part of a community, which is a huge advantage with women. Men don't care if their 10/10 is a loner with no friends, from nowhere. But women like to have a social context to place a man in, or to know he's known by all these other people. I think it's a holdover from when we lived in small villages/tribes. In any case, it works well. It's like you've been pre-approved by others, which means that she's more into you and less cautious than she'd otherwise be. In the old PUA scene this was often translated as "social proof."
Anyway, I hope that helps make it clear what I was talking about.

>>214297658
>I am 6'6, blue eyes, white as fuck, not fat, not ugly.

what a waste of whiteness lmao

>>214297167 (OP)
Yeah you don't sleep like that after the honeymoon period. Glad that niBBa is fucking dead.

>>214298412
>>214297261
You're just mentally ill.

>>214300261
I see what you mean and it makes sense. Cheers.

>>214300297
Me and my hot Stacy wife(who has conveniently transitioned into an uber milf with age) do still sleep like that occasionally, and its bliss. Too bad you couldn't keep the magic alive.

>>214300297
>Yeah you don't sleep like that after the honeymoon period

Got any proofs for that statement?

How can ya'll just yap about this dumb stuff when Satanyahu is literally bombing kids in Gaza with Drumpf's support rn

>>214297167 (OP)
Shin Godzilla 4K rerelease.

>>214300377
Come over to pol, let us have a long, productive and fruitful discussion on ways to mitigate the ongoing geopolitical tensions in the Levant

I'm 6'5, white, not balding, not fat, average face.
Current gf is 5'5 chubby wigger who treats me like shit, best I could get these days, I'm not happy. Hoeflation has spiraled out of control.

Source: had high tier gfs before covid meme

>>214300492
fuck you

36 years old. I have never experienced this. How am i even suppose to cope? Every piecce of media has been about love but somehow i have not been able to acheive this. How do i cope? Do i just watch more movies and read more cope threads? WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW

>>214297167 (OP)

Girlfriend?

>>214300632
jesus not that bitch again

>>214300570
If you want to be chad and steal her from me so I'm free be my guest

>>214300650

You do it all for the nookie?

>>214300617
>>214299703
it's over

>>214300697
damn

JUST START MEWING, DO FACE YOGA, FACE MASSAGE , JUST START TAKING FINASTERIDE BRO, PIERECE YOUR SKULL WITH MICRONEEDLES, 1.5 MM SHOULD BE ENOUGH! APPLY ROSMARY OIL AND THEN MINOXIDIL! JUST TAKE SOME FINASTERIDE BRO WHO CARES IF IT AFFECTS YOU COGNITION AND HAVE YOU DEVELOP TITS. START MICRONEEDLING YOUR WHOLE FACE THEN APPLY RETINA? THATS NOT ENOUGH? GET AN ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION OF TRETONOIN. SMEAR THAT SHIT ALL OVER YOUR FACE. THE WOMEN WILL LOVE YOU! WHATS THAT, YOU ARE LOW IQ? JUST DO DUAL - N - BACK. START READING BOOKS AND SHIT. TAKE MAGIC MUSHROOMS. IT'S SO EASY BRO!

>>214297658
Damn I'm a bald midget compared to you and I've gotten so much pussy
I guess CHA really is the best stat because I don't have any of those problems either
The height sounds nice through

>>214300846

Actually all you have to do is go to Whole Foods twice a day and linger around a bit while thoughtfully choosing the most hipster of products like you're really into it.

>>214297658

You're ugly.

>>214300317
i'am

It's over.

>>214300880
the fuck is cha? is that some r3ddit shit?

>>214299119
you should feel lucky, you have 0 attachement to this corrupted world. one could say you could actually murder someone and it could be okay, at this point, its not like they can go after your children or your wife.
embrace your freedom, society didnt give you the love and support it should have. you have

lol

>>214297167 (OP)
cuddling is uncomfortable after about 10 minutes, and if the weather is hot, forget it.

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE

>>214302012
Cuddling in hot weather can be comfy though, it's sort of like a game where you slowly measure the amount you can touch each other before it becomes uncomfortable. Ideally you are both lying there naked on the bed and just reaching over to touch each other's bodies, even just running your fingertips along her skin as she does the same to you. I've never done this, but it can be done trust me.

>>214297658
>I am 6'6, blue eyes, white as fuck, not fat, not ugly.
time to Lundgren-maxx

>>214302091
gayest post i've ever read on this site.

The Crow in 2019

>>214300898
I\m not a model, but I'm not ugly. I'm and average dude in looks, height bumps me a point.

>>214297658
it's your autism.

>>214297167 (OP)
We turned our brains off and enjoyed Murder Mystery 1 and 2. They were fine.

why would you watch a movie instead of fuck?

Noone enjoys watching films with women. Don't be absurd.

>>214297167 (OP)
how does something like this feel? I have microdick and issues with self control. So I can't experience it ever. It hurts very much.

>>214302498
I watched To The Wonder (Malick) with my ex girlfriend and it was a nice enough experience, though I had to hold in tears because it was sad when the priest was monologuing and it showed him helping the old lady to die etc. When the movie ended my ex started being critical and saying how it was an obvious religious parable and how Ben Affleck's character was the symbol for god etc. She didn't ask my opinion or if I enjoyed it, which was annoying. She was pretty critical in general, it was funny at times but it was a little too much sometimes. We watched Arctic with Mads whatever his name is and the whole movie she just pointed out plot holes.

>>214297261
Same. So when do you plan to kill yourself?

>>214297167 (OP)
the idea of having a girlfriend is different from the reality unfortunately.

>>214297167 (OP)
nobody actually sleeps like that.

>>214303106
Explain

>>214297167 (OP)
>Not once did she end up sleeping topless on her back

>>214303378
Bunny always has a strict no-titty clause in her contracts

>>214298594
that's correct. or each of you have your own seperate rooms with a big enough bed if one or the other wants to come over.

>>214297167 (OP)
The foreigner. It was pure kino. Reading through this thread currently while laying on my stomach and my fianceé climbed on my back in her sleep. It's really uncomfortable, but I'll let her until I go to sleep.

>>214297167 (OP)

I showed her the opening 10 minutes of werkmeister harmonies and she expressed an interest in it. So ill make her watch the rest soon

>>214303286
hanging out with her friends/family when you'd rather be doing something else like working on your own shit for one thing.

>>214297658
Makes sense if you're not actively approaching women yourself. Women are going to assume you're not single at your age.

>>214298946
>aka the time period where the availablity of both dates & casual sex is, statistically, at an all-time high?
it's statistically the opposite, actually, retarded faggot.

>>214297305

3. Meanwhile ive eaten and fucked way more pussy. She seethes whenever it comes up

I had a very nice gf for two years. Didn't "feel close" enough to her to move in with her and get married etc... Girl I was in love with as a teen barged her way back into my life, after I'd spent years thinking it'd be okay to be solitary for good. Finally start to come around to feeling deep affection for her, then she wants to stop talking. Now she's texting me again. wtf. Guess I'll text her back lol. Women are so gay. thanks for reading my faggot blog.

>>214297167 (OP)
Sixteen Candles, before that Eddington

>>214303986
>Now she's texting me again
your her designated attention provider in between boyfriends, anon. just stop responding.

haha yeah bro I watch films with my gf all the time bro

im 23 and ive never had a gf

>>214304170
rookie numbers

>>214304187
being a khhv at 35 is easier, youre just numb at that point. meanwhile it stings in your early 20s, everyone around you is making lifelong memories and youre inside posting on 4chan 10 hours a day.

>>214304170
Don’t sweat it, you’ll be ok. There’s someone out there for you.

>>214297195
Trust me dude, it isn't worth it. Just hire a prostitute to do a girlfriend experience without the mental fuckery. I feel nothing now when I look at this webm after 4 years of shite.

>>214304238
you'd like to think so because it seems better, but as you get older like this you basically still mentally feel 18 just like you did when you were 23, except now people your age are getting married and having kids and already look back on all that stuff as a nostalgic memory, you get stuck in this undeveloped state while still having the same desires.
t. 27 khhv lifelong neet loner

I haven't had sex in over 3 months.... I'm basically a virgin.
I now know the pain you incels go through on a daily basis. Not having sex for 3 whole months is absolutely absurd.

>>214297167 (OP)
Anal Assault 17

>>214304400
what's pic rel from?

>>214304596
sponge bob

>>214297167 (OP)
The Golden Glove

That was 8 years ago.

>>214297167 (OP)
>Like_Crazy

What the fuck that's Felicity Jones? I've seen the webm a million times, but not the movie. Never noticed it's her fucking kek.

>>214297167 (OP)
Most recently released movie was Gunn's Superman. Most recently watched was Tangled. Wife and 2 year old, the latter eliminates like 99% of my portable drive's movies from bring viable.
>>214298358
Likely that. I had two freak tall friends, they were two close with each other. While we were drunk at a house party they asked me what the secret was to getting girls because I was reliably successful at the time. I was decently hot and confident.
They looked like they chewed human bones recreationally. they were ugly, but most importantly they aren't capable of confidence and didn't go where you might find BPD whores who would be interested in someone who will accidentally kill them by rolling over in bed.
>>214298766
That doesn't make any fucking sense if he's had no girls.

Showed her this the other night. She had never even heard of it. She said it was a solid 7/10.

>>214298594
nice. my wife and I sleep in the same bed but we also have a spare room so we sometimes use that for a "mini holiday" every week or two. then whoever's in the big bed tends to feel quite lonely, and the one in the spare room feels a bit cramped so the next morning we kiss and hug like we haven't seen each other in days! and we're so glad to sleep together that night.
it's a way of always keeping everything fresh and the sweetness alive. I don't have a wife or a girlfriend and I'm going to die alone in a rented room that even a student would refuse.

>>214305590
:(

>Ctrl+f "kpop demon hunters"
>0 results
none of you actually have girlfriends

>>214297837
Do you think 30 year old virgins are filling out surveys about it?

>>214300492
break her neck one day. it'll end the simulation and you see the game over screen and can leave and enter the real world.
think about it, if nothing currently makes sense, and you're with a girl who loathed you and has no respect for you whatsoever, she's clearly the key.
i found my exit by other means, you have to look for the signs. some others on here escaped, we have limited communication here but we can guide you out.

>>214297289
This but unironically

>>214305606
don't worry, the last part was true

>>214297167 (OP)
Brewster McCloud

>>214297837
bullshit stats. unless they count masturbation as Having Sex

>>214297658
same was true for me until 31, but I never had a proper job or a house or anything.
it's easy once you stop giving a fuck what people think. the only problem is that a BOD energy vampire will almost certainly find you first and rip your soul out through your face.
enjoy, rememeber, if this isn't a larp, you have nothing to lose by trying. you'll be dead some day anyway, so throw caution to the wind and take risks, risk humiliation, rejection and embarrassment.
just keep your finances completely yours.

>>214306389
>risk humiliation, rejection and embarrassment.

why tho? it's not worth it.

>>214306486
it is if he can be bothered to post here about it stating that he's an anomoly.
i can hear my neighbours having sex now the woman was grunting excessively loudly. now she's panting.

>>214297167 (OP)
My wife and I watched Brazil last night. She loved it, especially the wing suit prop. We both agree that the movie is pure SOVL with its extensive use of kitbashed props/live action sets that you don't get anymore with cgi slop.
>>214305651
She forced me to watch it last week. As someone who doesn't have XX chromosomes or gives one shit about K-pop culture, I didn't care much for it, but I did like the evil pilgrim hat boy band song near the end.

>>214297167 (OP)
Blue Valentine
We broke up right after

>>214306594
pseudo intellectual rubbish.
it's beyond disappointing, it's infuriatingly shit

>>214306688
Not hardly, but if you can't appreciate good set design, costume design, or cinematography then you don't really like movies.

>>214297167 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BsU22q8a2Q

She loved it!

>>214306919
it was awful cobbled together shit. I like gilliam but that film was horrendous.
it was like being in an eastern european old people's home full of dementia patients wailing and shitting themselves for hours.

The other day I reached a new low: uploaded my pictures to AI generator sites to generate 5 second footage of an imaginary girl cuddling with me.
I used prompts like "cute girl surprise hugs him from behind". Uploading my pictures felt like I was selling my soul, then finally watching the generated footage was equally exhilarating and embarrassing at the same time. I mean clearly it's AI slop, but there are certain details which feel very real. Like watching myself from an alternate reality experiencing things I never could imagine.

To think that other people regularly experience actual intimacy is so surreal to me, might as well tell me that other people regularly fly like it's nothing while I can only walk on the ground.
Thanks for reading my blog post

>>214307438
pay for a girlfriend experience.

>>214307438
also, which site?
I have a cool idea for a video:
joker pranks elsa injection kiss spiderman funny colours numbers

>>214297167 (OP)
Hot Fuzz.

>>214307490
just watching that generated 5 second clip felt utterly pathetic, would only feel even worse if I also actually tried that
>>214307507
I used hailuoai, but there's a lot of similar and probably even better sites

>>214297167 (OP)
i'm drinking right now

>>214307663
I dunno man, I never had a prostitute or anything. I had physiotherapy once and she massaged me for about half an hour but I felt nothing because my brain's burnt out.
for you, you'd probably feel something though.
at the very least have a massage, nothing sexual but buy a set of ten of them or something and go once a week. see how you feel after that period.
human touch is important.
might as well explore the world a little, if you get used to some parts of it you've never experienced, it might be helpful in an indirect way.

>>214307781
>>214307663
on the off chance you're a pajeet, just buy a goat and molest it.

>>214297167 (OP)

we went to see Caught Stealing on Monday and just earlier this evening she was watching Bring It On (2000) in the living room while I was dicking about on the internet in the background, half paying attention. What happened to Dushku?

>>214307781
paying for massages was always a bit weird to me, seems like a way too intimate and personal activity which you should do with your partner, not a complete stranger who you know nothing about

but I guess that's also just one more reason why I'm a kissless virgin posting here on a Friday night

>>214297167 (OP)
Real couples don’t sleep like this.

>>214307807
white, so I have no excuse in that department either

>>214307952
proofs? how do they sleep then?

>>214297167 (OP)
how do people sleep face to face? the hot breath would make me sick

>>214298289
>a girl looks at you flirtatiously?
these sorts of things don't happen. not to me, at least

Bros, is this the thread?

>>214307975
>esl
>white

>>214297195
>>214297217
>>214297261
>>214297289
>>214297658
>>214300617
suffer well, anons...

>>214307936
worry less about things, care less about things, be more flexible, train yourself to take risks.
it will make life make more sense. it isn't an overnight change, but it will set you on a more natural path. I can't say the right path, one never knows.
massage is just a massage, people go to them all the time. mine was for an injury, and it was to physically loosen up the muscles and joints so my nerves weren't trapped and didn't feel like they were on fire anymore.
if you go to a professional massage therapist, it will be professional, not intimate but it will be like a half hour long hug of sorts. some people hug almost everyone they meet, some don't hug anyone.
it won't change your life, but it will make you become a bit used to physical contact and ease you up little by little. it is also good for your brain, the contact.
like I said, book a lot of sessions and go once a week. consider it an investment. don't treat it as sexual, just treat it like listening to music that relaxes your mind.

>>214308610
>worry less about things, care less about things, be more flexible, train yourself to take risks
you are 100% correct here, I overthink absolutely everything which results in being risk-averse

I doubt I'll get the massage, but I get the point something has to be done

>>214308610
>train yourself to take risks
Pain is bad bad bad and should never be endured if it doesn't have to be (this is why I'm a friendless kissless virgin getting drunk off malt liquor alone in my room in a rented apartment on a Friday night, I'm fucking done for because I'm retarded).

>>214297167 (OP)
Wife says 2023's No One Will Save You

>>214307681
what a life!

>>214308727
my fellow friendless kissless virgin friend, until we embrace the cringe instead of fearing the cringe we will not progress one bit from this late night Captcha solving and whining

>>214308812
>this late night Captcha solving and whining
The worst part is that this is so, so comfortable. Not enjoyable, but comfortable. My shitty personality craves comfort over everything else

>>214297167 (OP)
I was going to see an early screening picrel with my gf at the time on early release. She dumped me about two hours before we were going to go. Luckily I hadn't bought the tickets yet, so I managed to get a great spot in a rapidly filling theater.

>>214309161
Tell us about her Zoom Zoom

>>214308710
>>214308727
start really really small and take tiny risks, with no real outcome, but something that you'd normally avoid.
make it a part of your daily life philosophy incorporating risks, calculated risk is fine too.
you can retrain yourself, consider a project that takes months or a year or longer, not something overnight.
for me, no one was around to tell me this, I taught myself the hard way and I still am not fully fixed, but I've come a long way.
i did things like flipping mugs, with the risk being I might drop them and break them. or other tiny risks.
perfectionism leads to not risk taking because you fear failure.
by deliberately facing failure on a regular basis, even small ones, then you overcome this fear. by setting goals and accomplishing them with the mindset it need not be perfect, and just needs to be FINISHED/done, then that helps to develop a healthier more realistic mindset, where you can reach the point where perfectionism isn't an on/off switch, but it's a sliding scale where you can choose if you just want something done, or done well, or done really well.
when something seems hard, or it's more important just to have it done, you set the scale all the way down to "just finish it" and everything becomes easier and more possible.
you gain confidence by accomplishing goals, however small.
for me that was doing a course, only for a month, but to finish it, not do it perfectly. it took a lot of stress away and gave me more confidence.
same with other things in life.

>>214309161
hey you're the nigga from the superbad/american pie thread

I'm just either blowing all my money in Japanese Shibuya escorts, killing myself after my parents are gone or both.
Having to clown myself only to be a beta provider for a girl with a body count breaks my soul and my spirit.
I thought hobbies would carry my life, but I'm already losing all motivation for them, and I can't imagine living another 50-60 years like this.

I literally just finished The Phineas and Ferb movie with my husband and it was great.

Oldboy, she guessed the twist in about 20 mins.

I mentioned nothing about a twist at all, and she had never heard of it before. It weirded me out, this was years ago and now I believe women are truly of the devil and they have no concept of that at all. They're like sleeper agents of deception, rebellion and betrayal.

>I'll lose it before I finish HS
>I'll lose it before I turn 18
>I'll lose it before 19
>I'll lose it before 20
>I'll lose it before 21
>I'll lose it before 22
>I'll lose it before 23
>I'll lose it before 24
>I'll lose it before 25
>I'll lose it before 26
>.........
>I'll lose it
>..........
>..........

>>214308812
>>214308985
you won't like the sound of this, but part of growth and facing your fears is leaving your comfort zone. note that every time you leave it, you become a bit more comfortable with another part of the world, and your fear lessens.
then you face your next fear, deliberately going into a not quite comfortable situation, until it too becomes more comfortable.
honestly the fear in your head is often much larger than the reality you'll face by confronting the discomfort.
for girls and other social things, that can be risking some degree of humiliation, rejection awkwardness, cringe, making mistakes, seeming like a fool.
but trial and error is the only way to go. somehow we missed this when we were the right age for it where we wouldn't notice or mind it so much, maybe an overbearing mother who controlled your life and never let you grow, maybe just accumulated fears or never receiving the right advice, maybe no male rolemodel.
well now you have to raise yourself, and it won't be as hard as it seems, but it will take effort and constantly accompanying yourself and giving yourself that pat on the back and sending yourself forth to the next part.

You cut out the part where he was at work late and there was a black dude in bed

>>214309161
you wanted to see marge Simpson sunbathing naked?
no wonder she split

>>214309332
if you stop thinking about it and instead just talk to as many girls as you can as much as you can purely for conversation, without aiming to either Have Sex with them or even for them to be your girlfriend, you'll significantly level up your social skills and be one step closer.

Last movie I watched with my now ex girlfriend was Master and Commander, she didn't get it.

>>214297167 (OP)
imagine being able to lay naked next to someone and them not being disgusted by your grotesque body. I can't.

>>214309400
>you'll significantly level up your social skills and be one step closer.
but i want it right now dammit

I don't think Im ugly because I've had girls like me in school. Some practically screamed in my face to ask them out but I was always awkward. Does that make me an incel or a volcel

>>214309183
>Tell us about her Zoom Zoom
Sure.
I met her in late summer of 2023 through my coworker at the time; I was 20 and she was 17 (I was in MN so there was nothing wrong with it legally, MN has the lowest age of consent in the U.S at 16). My coworker was a blonde, airheaded, fashionista type, we all called her "Barbie". She'd always talk about her close friend she grew up with, who she had an on-again, off-again sexual relationship with; though they were always on good terms. She always weirdly made a point to talk about her tits, which she really loved, and how eccentric she was. Eventually, she brought her to work one day, and it was pretty much a love at first sight thing. She had long dark red dyed hair, ghost pale skin with freckles, a shapely but not giant ass, and a fantastic natural DD rack. She was about my height (maybe an inch taller), and really just a total knockout. Instantly, I got her number, and we went on a date.
She turned out to be way better than I thought in terms of personality/character. I thought she was going to be an E-thot type, but she was completely different. She was reserved, cerebral, loved literature (actual literature and not Wattpad girlslop, she loved Fitzgerald much like I do), had a knack for /film/ (I recommended she watch The Wall, which she loved and clicked with), and especially loved anime/manga (which was something her gf did not know about her at all). She grew up in a shitty part of Chicago, and was thus kind of a shut-in growing up, and she adopted a goth tendency because she never went out for Halloween as a kid but loved the wintery gray aesthetics. She was of old-stock Anglo extraction with her family being two generations removed from Virginia, and her Mother was fucking nuts while her Dad was a totally normal working class dude (her brother got the schizophrenia gene, and he lives with her Mom while she lives with her Dad and his dog). We texted all the time, and went on two more dates that went well(pt. 1)

It's over

>>214297658
>not ugly
Proof as it's all relative.

>>214297167 (OP)
F1 at the drive-in
gf slept the whole time

I don't buy that cold approaching is a thing, specially in this day and age.

Back then, most people got together through friends and family within a small community.
Without those, you're fucked. It's the same as landing a job, probably worse.

>>214309516
Friends haha yes ermmm what are those

>>214309400
I have no friends, no money, no job, no social life. Nothing. How the heck do I explain that to a girl

>>214309466
some skills take time and a lot of practice. levelling up social skills means regular exposure, several hours a week.
pick anything where you're around lots of people and interacting with them. could be sports, club, course, activity, could be a local cafe either drinking in it or working in it, volunteering, anything.

>>214309257
The third date ended really well in particular, it was a couple days before Halloween and it ended with us intensively tongue kissing in my car and feeling her tits (they had god-tier, anime-level softness). I really thought I had something special afterwards, and I thought she was the one.
It all fell apart though. A couple days after, I was going to go to a Halloween party with my coworkers, and my plan was we'd finally fuck there. However, her phone died, so I couldn't figure out what time the party was going to be or where it was, so I missed out. After texting some, she started ghosting me after mid-November. Eventually, after Thanksgiving I talked to Barbie about what had happened, and she said she didn't want to talk to me but hadn't specified. So I decided that I fucked up somehow and would redeem it by bringing her to see Boy and the Heron's early release (she loved Ghibli and so do I). But she ghosted me again, and eventually I left a voicemail a couple hours before formally breaking up with her.
Eventually, I found out she dumped me because I didn' really communicate that I loved her, even though I did. I was so wrapped up in the FFL shit and what to do that I never really got around to saying "I love you" or complimenting anything other than her body and taste in the arts, so she left because she thought I was just in it for the sex (which I was initially tbf).
And so that's the story of how I lost my only flame. She's now with a close friend of mine in MN, and they are happy together.

>>214309532
It's specially fucked for me because I genuinely don't want friends.
I don't enjoy hanging out with people often. So, I don't know if I'm even fit for having a girlfriend, but I still crave intimacy greatly.

>>214309589
>course
as a 26 year old that's finally in his senior year at undergrad, this doesn't help at all. i just go to class and then go home. i don't know how to insert myself into social situations

I'm just banking on the upcoming revolution

>>214308812
>>214308985
I love this place and I hate this place

Joke's on you, I got divorced last year and have no interest in attempting another relationship right now.

>>214309583
what are you good at, anything to do with computers? take the google online courses to start, then comptia training, it will give you a step towards work in IT.
any kind of free course which gives you certifications and little levels up.
ask and answer your problems, do it step by step, write it down and divide those into even smaller steps until they're manageable.
keep doing, treat life like an rpg

>>214308610
>>214309255
>>214309346
>>214309400
>>214309589
>>214309814
you're a good man, advice anon. may god bless you if he hasn't already

All these anons talking about their wives and gfs. This site is normalfag central now

>>214309642
do it by any means necessary to start with. I was awkward as fuck, and even latched on to some people like a lost puppy, until the point they ditched me, but I I learned something and kept going.
i'd recommend starting small, for one, don't just go there and back home. you need to involve yourself in more than just the basics. any extra curricular stuff, any optional stuff, fun or otherwise. they need someone to help out with an event? why not volunteer. join up to stuff and force yourself to stick with it, the longer you do it, the more familiar it becomes, even if it takes weeks/months.

>>214309911
thanks man, that means something. I just want to help bros who're stuck thinking the world's impossible, when all they need is to find the start of a path and take steps to find out where it leads.
life's not easy, but anyone further down the path should give hints back to those behind him.

>>214309623
>complimenting her body
why on earth would you do this?

>>214309814
>it will give you a step towards work in IT
this might have been true 20-30 years ago
now? lmao

>>214309814
NTA, but I'm studying CS right now, but can't land a part-time job for the life of me.
So, I have to wait three years before landing a job to attempt and get a gf.

>>214310145
>can't land a part-time job for the life of me
pretend to be a jeet during the hiring process
if they're interested until they actually meet you in person and find out you're not actually a jeet, sue them
document the whole process of course
if any of the people involved are here on visas, get them deported

>>214299609
most girls do, but it's the combination of warmth, smelling good, being soft and cuddly that makes me fall in love with them

>>214310217
>sue them
Has that ever worked?

>>214310397
well file a grievance with the DOJ's labor unit and THEN sue them

>>214297658
I'm a millionare White gigachad with a 14" penis but I'm a virgin... Whitebros.... it's so over

>>214297837
>>214297837
>data from 2010-2012

this is not just old but LAUGHABLY outdated, obviously the world of dating has changed dramatically in the last decade and a half

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if virginity post-30 has increased by an order of magnitude since then

I am 28 years old and I never kissed a girl.

I paid a woman to cuddle with me a little over a month ago

>>214310145
don't wait for anything. start talking with girls on a regular basis, and doing things apart from just studying.
see my previous posts.
develop and nourish risk in your life.

>>214310123
>why on earth would you do this?
Terminally online + KHHV + lack of direction regarding what I wanted at the time given my circumstances were completely fucked

Shawshank, my wife had never seen it.
I've never been this happy in my life before than I am with her and we're expecting now.
been here since 2011 btw

>>214310485
There's also the epidemic amongst Zoomers that has all but skyrocketed since they last took self-reported numbers in 2018. And given those numbers are self-reports of a socially embarassing thing they were likely higher back then and at apocalyptic levels now.

>>214309814
>what are you good at, anything to do with computers? take the google online courses to start, then comptia training, it will give you a step towards work in IT.
Are you Indian lmao
>>214309400
>just talk to as many girls as you can as much as you can purely for conversation
Anon there's nowhere to talk to girls anymore

It is unironically easier to become a millionaire than to get a gf. I know because I made it but am a virgin in my 30s. Totally insane how I overhear normalfags gripe about finances and I completely mog them in that area while being so utterly mogged in every other aspect. It's like we're not even playing the same game. Normalfags working retail mog me romantically and sexually, how does that make any sense.

>>214311607
I've no idea how to many money and an 18 with no qualifications likely can have a higher net worth than me in a year despite me being over twice the age.
i'm cursed in various ways, but I have had some girlfriends.

>>214297658
When will you fucking idiots get through tour mind that attitude gets you laid and not looks?

everyone wants a GF because they think it will be just like in the movies

but ask them if they'd like to get in a gunfight since it looked cool in the movies and they go 'what are you fucking dumb? hollywood is nothing like real life'

>>214297261
Same, 22. Just a decade left to catch up with you.

most recent? Weapons.
Before that, The Brutalist

>>214312846
>The Brutalist
I saw this with my Mom

>>214312569
Gunfights are cool if you win.

>>214299145
My ex-girlfriend was really into it. Its just like sucking skin, basically. Try sucking on your upper arm when its all soft and relaxed, thats exactly how it tastes (so basically nothing, just skin). The real "upside" to it is the reaction of pleasure you cause in her.
She also liked when I sucked on her nipples. You have to suck pretty hard though, its not like drinking from a straw. You need to create a vaccum seal with your lips and suck as hard as you physically can if you want her to react audibly. Its tiring desu

>>214312799
>Same, 22. Just a decade left to catch up with you
God, literally me.

>>214297167 (OP)
I've never understood this. No one sleeps like this. Yeah, you might snuggle up a bit before you fall asleep maybe poke her in the ass with your dick a bit, but you go your separate ways. That's why couples have king size beds. You want your space. Even more when I was younger and we had queen beds you still wanted to get as far the fuck away from each other as possible. It's not comfortable having an elbow on your sternum. Or an ankle bone on your shin. This shit is only appealing to people that haven't or don't sleep with someone else every night.

>>214314205
>I've never understood this. No one sleeps like this
It's supposed to show in le love they are without showing a sex scene

>>214303438
Who's Bunny? I don't know what movie the clip is from.

>>214299243
Try running at random women you see on the street full speed while flailing your hands above your head and screaming repeatedly "I'M NOT A THREAT!" at the top of your lungs.
A tested and tried conversation starter.

>>214299243
My issue isn't that as much as finding places to talk to them. There's nowhere outside of school or sometimes work that's both an acceptable place to talk to women and a place where there's women to talk to.

>>214297167 (OP)
I don't remember what it was we watched together, but I watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind high and alone soon after we broke up and that was quite heavy.

>>214309400
No offense man but how old are you? You seem remarkably out of touch.

>>214315695
It completely shits the bed after the introduce De Niro, right when you think it's going to be some megakino movie about a group of right to repair revolutionaries fighting against an incompetent but overbearing bureacracy it just turns into retarded incoherent nonsense.

I hate sleeping in bed with my wife. Opposite schedules so it works out. Even on vacation we get a two queen room and just fuck in whatever bed before going to sleep. Next house I'll have my own chambers

>>214315782
I can kind of relate, my wife is a cold sleeper so she always cling on to me for warmth which overheats me. She'll occupy 90% of the bed as I keep moving to the edge.

>>214297195
You're not missing anything Anon. For every cute/fun/romantic moment you have with a woman there's 100 others of her being an intolerable BPD cunt making your life miserable.

>>214299119
Anon, it’s fine. Water isn’t THAT big of a deal. After the first few drinks it gets old really fast.

Super 8, we held hands the whole time and she leaned against me until my arm hurt. Now I'm a 30 year old alcoholic kissless virgin NEET so life sure showed me.

>>214298721
Why didn't you ever get an escort

Or just go on holiday to Thailand or get an Asian massage

>>214297658
This faggot is lying trying to demoralize

>>214316391
>just spend a lot of money and risk disease, theft and criminal activity to experience what normal people do without such risks

>>214316593
Normalfags 100% risk disease to have sex. Are you retarded? Most of the adult population has herpes at a minimum.

>>214316616
>Normalfags 100% risk disease to have sex
With hookers?

>>214316681
Single women in the 21st century are probably more diseased than 19th century wild west saloon hookers

>>214301655
lack of intimacy literally lowers your lifespan and gives you measurable brain damage

>>214316767
>lowers your lifespan
True
>gives you measurable brain damage
Not true at all lmao

this is why i watch films with cute girls in them. it makes me feel better

>>214297658
Damn, if you can't do it then the West has Fallen unironically

>>214297167 (OP)
Under the Silver Lake

I really don't like playing or watching any sort of media with other people, it's a very personal experience