I've been sucked off twice by women and it does absolutely nothing for me.
its literally worse than just jacking off alone, may as well sigh and just watch tv or browse 4chan while your wanger gets grossly slobbered on for a boring 5 minutes.
girls insist on doing this as well, it (literally) sucks.

>>719828552
i really cant imagine being so cynical and miserable that your first instinct after hearing a highly anticipated game will be super cheap is to go online and bitch how it makes YOU look bad as a dev as if people just buy one video game and nothing else.
makes me realise im probably much more happy than the average shitter user.

>steam taunts me by showing silksong as a best seller
>yet everytime i try to purchase, i am left silk-less

>>513875126
God forbid a man has a hobby