Imagine being such a retarded no life autist that you look after fucking donkey kong in search for a father figure. Imagine the sheer mental gymnastics a man like OP must do to justify his obsession over the masculinity of a cartoon gorilla in a video game for children.

What they did to this franchise is revolting.

What happened to this franchise man? it's unrecognizable. Where is the message of human hubris against the forces of nature, the greed of corporations and the dangers of unshackled genetic experimentation? It's become a chinese action movie at this point, because what's the point in making a good dinosaur movie when people just want to see dumb cgi action? This is so depressing