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Anonymous No.211556284 >>211556327 >>211556340 >>211558387 >>211558538 >>211558557 >>211558724 >>211560164 >>211560413 >>211561012 >>211561499 >>211566601 >>211568330 >>211568395 >>211568490 >>211569475 >>211569535 >>211569784 >>211570377 >>211571152 >>211572104 >>211572781 >>211573809 >>211575640 >>211577920 >>211580975 >>211581018 >>211581559 >>211582661
Here's your new action hero bro
Anonymous No.211556327 >>211577623
>>211556284 (OP)
Jurassic jiggle
Anonymous No.211556340
>>211556284 (OP)
now i will watch
Anonymous No.211557764 >>211568860
Why didnt they bring Chris Pratt back?
Anonymous No.211558108 >>211560413 >>211566601 >>211568490 >>211569475 >>211573809 >>211576322 >>211577975
>mommy scarjo fighting dinos
Certified slopkino
Anonymous No.211558211 >>211558654 >>211575784
Sydney Sweeney needs to do action movies.
Anonymous No.211558387
>>211556284 (OP)
>it's a frumpy Jew
Anonymous No.211558481
Hey tits lookout behind you...

YOU'RE BITING ME!
Anonymous No.211558538 >>211559239 >>211570070 >>211575893 >>211582597
>>211556284 (OP)
A-Are you an archeologist?
Anonymous No.211558557
>>211556284 (OP)
Nice tits, guess I'll watch this so.
Anonymous No.211558571
the point of this shot being the spino dino or the yenta tits
Anonymous No.211558654
>>211558211
>MORE action movies
Anonymous No.211558724 >>211567160
>>211556284 (OP)
What the fuck happened to modern cgi? The dino in the background is LOST Submarine tier.
Anonymous No.211558888
Anonymous No.211559239
>>211558538
please respond
Anonymous No.211560164
>>211556284 (OP)
Did they CGI those titties or is she just moving into her Susan Sarandon phase?
Anonymous No.211560413
>>211556284 (OP)
>>211558108
Bros, a-are we back?
Anonymous No.211561012 >>211561360 >>211562475 >>211577955 >>211581102
>>211556284 (OP)
so sad to see. i always assumed as you aged, your tastes and wants would age with you. now i look at my wife's crows feet and bulging body and am disgusted. im supposed to pretend i'm still so madly in love with it? im in the best shape of my life. full head of hair (although graying). but shit..just got to go through the motions for another 50 years...sucks bro
Anonymous No.211561073
bobba
Anonymous No.211561360 >>211561562
>>211561012
jurassic world rebirth is looking like the movie of the summer! haha
does your wife feel or taste different as a hag vs a tight young broad?
Anonymous No.211561499
>>211556284 (OP)
What happened to Chris Pratt? Unironically. Why isn't his character back? Also his blue pet raptor that I want to have sex with. Where are they?
Anonymous No.211561562
>>211561360
>does your wife feel or taste different as a hag vs a tight young broad?
loose and fishy. before the kids she was tight and tasted like honey
Anonymous No.211561858 >>211561905 >>211561976 >>211562145 >>211566383 >>211566909 >>211572758 >>211581637 >>211582501 >>211582582
>Faking her tits size again
Anonymous No.211561905
>>211561858
bruh what the fuck
Anonymous No.211561976
>>211561858
nooooooooooooooooooooo
Anonymous No.211562145
>>211561858
This is why men would rather fuck velociraptors btw
Anonymous No.211562475
>>211561012
>i always assumed as you aged, your tastes and wants would age with you.
Nah a hot woman is hot no matter her age. Like Monica Bellucci was hot young, milf and gilf, there is no denial there, ScarJo still does for me but she clearly lost that supermodel appeal she had until 5-10 years ago.

> im supposed to pretend i'm still so madly in love with it?
Honestly? No. You can't fake attraction, if that is gone, maybe you should think on moving on, specially if you are not friends anymore.
Anonymous No.211566102
How much for silicone tit bag?
Anonymous No.211566250 >>211566883 >>211567614 >>211576059 >>211581260 >>211581368 >>211581689
Anonymous No.211566383
>>211561858
movie magic is mindboggling
Anonymous No.211566601
>>211556284 (OP)
>>211558108
Tits too fat
Anonymous No.211566883 >>211569416
>>211566250
It has an insulin pump why?
Anonymous No.211566909 >>211567740 >>211567751 >>211567880 >>211568036
>>211561858
She used to have sizeable tits I really dont get the point of doing reduction just to falsify having big tits on screen again later.
Anonymous No.211567160
>>211558724
There was a dino in the background?
Anonymous No.211567614 >>211568399 >>211570578 >>211575577 >>211576233
>>211566250
those look pretty fucking sick honestly
Anonymous No.211567740 >>211569245
>>211566909
>reduction
she's a 40 year old mother, that's what happens, no surgery required
Anonymous No.211567751 >>211569165 >>211576131
>>211566909
She had a couple of kids, that always fucks up their tits.
Anonymous No.211567880 >>211568036 >>211569202
>>211566909
nope, her tits were always Cs-almost Ds on a petite body, She's been cheating forever, no reduction
Anonymous No.211568036 >>211569202 >>211581151
>>211566909
Post pregnancy body, tits just get flat. Look at porn actress Leah Gotti before and after pregnancy, her tits are pretty similar to ScarJo in both states. Also this >>211567880
Anonymous No.211568330
>>211556284 (OP)
HOLY SHIT, i WILL now watch your movie!
Anonymous No.211568395 >>211568887
>>211556284 (OP)
when being an action star be sure to hold on to both railings
Anonymous No.211568399
>>211567614
If you're a child.
Anonymous No.211568490 >>211569963 >>211581018
>>211556284 (OP)
>>211558108
tits in a tight t shirt is so fucking kino
also polo shirt tits are kino
Anonymous No.211568860
>>211557764
His plot line has been pointless since the end of the first film, to the point where he was basically irrelevant for the second half of the last film.

That’s what usually happens to him in movie franchises, same thing in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Anonymous No.211568887
>>211568395
3-points of contact at all times!
Anonymous No.211569165
>>211567751
nah not always there are bust actresses who remained busty after kids.
Anonymous No.211569202 >>211569427 >>211569578
>>211567880
Nope she was literally naked in under the skin and that was a sendoff before she got reduced, this is debated over on ALL of the internet. It was news when she got a reduction, it factually happened.

>>211568036
that is not how anatomy works.
Anonymous No.211569226 >>211569489 >>211569596
Is milk good for you?
Anonymous No.211569245 >>211570427
>>211567740
No that is not how anatomy works why are you damage controlling for a famous rich person you dont even know?
Anonymous No.211569416
>>211566883
Lysine deficiency didn't work so they gave the dinosaurs diabetes.
Anonymous No.211569427
>>211569202
her leaked pic, that's her size, silly
Anonymous No.211569475
>>211556284 (OP)
>>211558108
I will now watch your film.

I was always going to.
Anonymous No.211569489
>>211569226
sup vato
Anonymous No.211569535 >>211576092 >>211578094
>>211556284 (OP)
Nice
Anonymous No.211569578
>>211569202
It actually didnt, other anon was right
Anonymous No.211569596
>>211569226
Yes
Anonymous No.211569647 >>211582696
Anonymous No.211569784
>>211556284 (OP)
I'd give her some action if you something something wink wink nudge nudge
Anonymous No.211569963
>>211568490
Yes but for me it's an ample bosom under a slightly unbuttoned cardigan and tshirt
Anonymous No.211570070
>>211558538
kek
Anonymous No.211570134
boing
Anonymous No.211570235 >>211572450 >>211576966
Think it'll have some good ass shots
Anonymous No.211570377
>>211556284 (OP)
I will not pay to watch this, but I'm waiting for the camrip to drop so the webm-autists do their work and extract the tits out of this movie.
Anonymous No.211570427
>>211569245
that actually is how tits work and you'll never find that out
Anonymous No.211570486 >>211571099 >>211571870 >>211573607
What are the implications of actresses performing asmr to promote a movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vh9zSedF1I
Anonymous No.211570578 >>211576065 >>211576233
>>211567614
They look terrible.
Anon how old are you? Do you remember the toys of the first JP? That REX toy was unironically awesome, with flexible skin and all not that crappy plasti
Anonymous No.211570654 >>211570726
Will the sequel be Sexbot Scarjo vs Dinos?
Anonymous No.211570726
>>211570654
She turns into a Raptor in the end
Anonymous No.211571099
>>211570486
that culture is dead
movie stars used to go on late night, letterman, leno, etc, watched by millions, now they have to do this shit and go on hot ones and criterion closet lmfao
Anonymous No.211571152
>>211556284 (OP)
wow this is now the worst cgi i have ever seen.
Anonymous No.211571537 >>211572032
>mfw i stumble into /tv/ and there is an active JP thread
Anonymous No.211571870
>>211570486
Anonymous No.211572032
>>211571537
I love toys

https://youtu.be/oYaDcxF-rEs?feature=shared
Anonymous No.211572104 >>211572542
>>211556284 (OP)
Why do people watch the jurassic world movies? Why dont bad products fail?
Anonymous No.211572450
>>211570235
Nice
Anonymous No.211572542
>>211572104
similar to Cowboys the Dinosaurs are still a pattern on veil for the mundane but that veil is thinning and the patterns fading so wringing the last shekels of it is standard procedure.
Anonymous No.211572758
>>211561858
Demon blood asserting itself.
Anonymous No.211572781 >>211572936 >>211573151
>>211556284 (OP)
For me its Dolores
Anonymous No.211572936
>>211572781
Damn even jurassic park is trying to have their own baby yoda?
Anonymous No.211573151
>>211572781
is that sara from land before time
Anonymous No.211573607 >>211574170
>>211570486
lmao what the fuck
Anonymous No.211573809
>>211556284 (OP)
>>211558108
fuck yeah
Anonymous No.211574170
>>211573607
I can't decide if I like ASMR or not. If a woman has a really beautiful voice, I like it. It's relaxing. Otherwise, it just sounds dumb. But people must really like them because there's tons of them.
Anonymous No.211574893
Annie Lederman looks exactly like her. kinda weird.
Anonymous No.211575577
>>211567614
no they dont
better model figures with far better articulation has come out
wannabe twat
Anonymous No.211575640
>>211556284 (OP)
Everything about this movie seems so fucking soulless
Anonymous No.211575784
>>211558211

Yes
Anonymous No.211575893
>>211558538
>No. Why?
Anonymous No.211576008 >>211576137 >>211576392 >>211576808
Who's excited for Jurassic World Evolution 3?
Anonymous No.211576059
>>211566250
>implying kids play with toys these days
Anonymous No.211576065
>>211570578

>flexible skin

Just say you like playing with dicks you gay nigga
Anonymous No.211576092 >>211576350 >>211578094
>>211569535
Im gonna cum
Anonymous No.211576131
>>211567751
there are plenty of women who experience permanent breast growth after pregnancy (elizabeth hurley is one celebrity example). in fact, some women just keep getting bigger and bigger tits with each pregnancy.
Anonymous No.211576137 >>211576422
>>211576008
is this real
Anonymous No.211576233
>>211567614
>>211570578
Toy line rankings

JP > TLW > Rebirth > Dominion > Fallen Kingdom > JP3 > JW
Anonymous No.211576322 >>211576966
>>211558108
>the Jurassic family
What fucking wank holy shit.
Anonymous No.211576350 >>211578094
>>211576092
Dont
Anonymous No.211576392
>>211576008
Yeah. More than I can say for the film.
Anonymous No.211576422 >>211576689 >>211577534
>>211576137
Yes. It was announced last week.
Anonymous No.211576689
>>211576422
nice I'm gonna create some dino fit pits
Anonymous No.211576808 >>211577847
>>211576008
How much can you actually edit the parks to your liking? Like is every trex exhibit the same copy/pasted structure or can you customize it?
Anonymous No.211576966 >>211577117
>>211576322
>>211570235
more like Jew Ass-ic Family
Anonymous No.211577117
>>211576966
Is that a fucking twingo?
Anonymous No.211577534
>>211576422
>Advertising new game with old Spino
Anonymous No.211577623
>>211556327
Cretaceous curves
Anonymous No.211577847 >>211578179
>>211576808
Pic related is from Jurassic World Evolution 2. You could always edit your Park how you wanted. The only copy pasted things are the buildings (entrances, visitors center, viewing platforms, resturants).

But the upcoming one is also a massive leap forward in that it adds fully customizable building tools (you can basicallymake any structure you want now with) massively expanded terrain tools (deep water, steep cliffs, waterfalls), and new dinosaurs mechanics (breeding, nests, swimming).
Anonymous No.211577920
>>211556284 (OP)
I don't want to see any more 50 year old girl boss action heroes, for fuck's sake fuck off Hollywood feminazis. No one wants this.
Anonymous No.211577955
>>211561012
This photo ended her career.
Anonymous No.211577975
>>211558108
>ywm have sex with prime scarjo
I can love with that
>ywn have sex with am attractive woman
I can also live with that
Anonymous No.211578094 >>211580831
>>211576092
>>211576350
>>211569535
I don't know how anons wind up doing this homoerotic
>bro let's jerk off together over this hot actress
But I'm glad I naturally don't do that for whatever reason
Anonymous No.211578179
>>211577847
For me its Jurassic Park San Diego
Anonymous No.211580831
>>211578094
Gay
Anonymous No.211580975
>>211556284 (OP)
cinemark should sync their dbox seats to bounce with scarjo's titties
Anonymous No.211580983
I don't care about these fucking humans, I just want to see some dinosaurs.
Anonymous No.211581018 >>211581176
>>211556284 (OP)
>>211568490
We are so back
Anonymous No.211581102
>>211561012
>as a teen, find myself infatuated with milfs
>as a 30 year old, find myself infatuated with teens
I’m uh…a little worried about turning 60
Anonymous No.211581151
>>211568036
>horrendous tattoo
>known chain smoker
>tits reduced
Awful. Just awful.
Anonymous No.211581176 >>211581230
>>211581018
Did anyone tell her about the two giant zits on her nose?
Anonymous No.211581230
>>211581176
It's an old video that some retard upscaled with ai, that why her piercing turns into a zit
Anonymous No.211581260
>>211566250
hollywood cgi really has gone down the shitter
Anonymous No.211581368
>>211566250
i want them
Anonymous No.211581531 >>211582758
What happened to this franchise man? it's unrecognizable. Where is the message of human hubris against the forces of nature, the greed of corporations and the dangers of unshackled genetic experimentation? It's become a chinese action movie at this point, because what's the point in making a good dinosaur movie when people just want to see dumb cgi action? This is so depressing
Anonymous No.211581559
>>211556284 (OP)
based scarjo bringing the big guns for jp.
I was already sold on the aztec ruin with dinosaurs vibe, this is even better.
Anonymous No.211581637
>>211561858
she's visibly skinnier here you dumbass
Anonymous No.211581689
>>211566250
Every time I see something like this I spend 2 hours browsing /toy/
Anonymous No.211582501
>>211561858
she gave birth since this picture, and got fatter
Anonymous No.211582546
>scarjo can't carry a film herself
Anonymous No.211582582
>>211561858
This is her very old photo.
Anonymous No.211582597
>>211558538
kek
Anonymous No.211582661
>>211556284 (OP)
This looks like AI
Anonymous No.211582681
post-Lost in Translation ScarJo was a mistake
Anonymous No.211582696
>>211569647
literally me
Anonymous No.211582758
>>211581531
I'm gonna let you in on a secret. These legacy franchises have a chokehold on genres.

We can't have a non-Jurassic Park movie about dinosaurs.
We can't have a non-Pirates of the Caribbean movie about pirates.
We can't have a non-Harry Potter movie about comfy magic adventures and wizardry.
We can't have a fun globe-trotting adventure movie anymore unless it's connected to an existing IP like Indiana Jones, Uncharted, Lara Croft, etc.
It's all risk-averse corporate mandated mining of preexisting titles. Goonies wouldn't get made today, Edward Scissorhands wouldn't get made today, Rambo wouldn't get made today.