Here's your new action hero bro

>>211556284 (OP)
Jurassic jiggle

>>211556284 (OP)
now i will watch

Why didnt they bring Chris Pratt back?

>mommy scarjo fighting dinos
Certified slopkino

Sydney Sweeney needs to do action movies.

>>211556284 (OP)
>it's a frumpy Jew

Hey tits lookout behind you...

YOU'RE BITING ME!

>>211556284 (OP)
A-Are you an archeologist?

>>211556284 (OP)
Nice tits, guess I'll watch this so.

the point of this shot being the spino dino or the yenta tits

>>211558211
>MORE action movies

>>211556284 (OP)
What the fuck happened to modern cgi? The dino in the background is LOST Submarine tier.

>>211558538
please respond

>>211556284 (OP)
Did they CGI those titties or is she just moving into her Susan Sarandon phase?

>>211556284 (OP)
>>211558108
Bros, a-are we back?

>>211556284 (OP)
so sad to see. i always assumed as you aged, your tastes and wants would age with you. now i look at my wife's crows feet and bulging body and am disgusted. im supposed to pretend i'm still so madly in love with it? im in the best shape of my life. full head of hair (although graying). but shit..just got to go through the motions for another 50 years...sucks bro

bobba

>>211561012
jurassic world rebirth is looking like the movie of the summer! haha
does your wife feel or taste different as a hag vs a tight young broad?

>>211556284 (OP)
What happened to Chris Pratt? Unironically. Why isn't his character back? Also his blue pet raptor that I want to have sex with. Where are they?

>>211561360
>does your wife feel or taste different as a hag vs a tight young broad?
loose and fishy. before the kids she was tight and tasted like honey

>Faking her tits size again

>>211561858
bruh what the fuck

>>211561858
nooooooooooooooooooooo

>>211561858
This is why men would rather fuck velociraptors btw

>>211561012
>i always assumed as you aged, your tastes and wants would age with you.
Nah a hot woman is hot no matter her age. Like Monica Bellucci was hot young, milf and gilf, there is no denial there, ScarJo still does for me but she clearly lost that supermodel appeal she had until 5-10 years ago.

> im supposed to pretend i'm still so madly in love with it?
Honestly? No. You can't fake attraction, if that is gone, maybe you should think on moving on, specially if you are not friends anymore.

How much for silicone tit bag?

>>211561858
movie magic is mindboggling

>>211556284 (OP)
>>211558108
Tits too fat

>>211566250
It has an insulin pump why?

>>211561858
She used to have sizeable tits I really dont get the point of doing reduction just to falsify having big tits on screen again later.

>>211558724
There was a dino in the background?

>>211566250
those look pretty fucking sick honestly

>>211566909
>reduction
she's a 40 year old mother, that's what happens, no surgery required

>>211566909
She had a couple of kids, that always fucks up their tits.

>>211566909
nope, her tits were always Cs-almost Ds on a petite body, She's been cheating forever, no reduction

>>211566909
Post pregnancy body, tits just get flat. Look at porn actress Leah Gotti before and after pregnancy, her tits are pretty similar to ScarJo in both states. Also this >>211567880

>>211556284 (OP)
HOLY SHIT, i WILL now watch your movie!

>>211556284 (OP)
when being an action star be sure to hold on to both railings

>>211567614
If you're a child.

>>211556284 (OP)
>>211558108
tits in a tight t shirt is so fucking kino
also polo shirt tits are kino

>>211557764
His plot line has been pointless since the end of the first film, to the point where he was basically irrelevant for the second half of the last film.

That’s what usually happens to him in movie franchises, same thing in Guardians of the Galaxy.

>>211568395
3-points of contact at all times!

>>211567751
nah not always there are bust actresses who remained busty after kids.

>>211567880
Nope she was literally naked in under the skin and that was a sendoff before she got reduced, this is debated over on ALL of the internet. It was news when she got a reduction, it factually happened.

>>211568036
that is not how anatomy works.

Is milk good for you?

>>211567740
No that is not how anatomy works why are you damage controlling for a famous rich person you dont even know?

>>211566883
Lysine deficiency didn't work so they gave the dinosaurs diabetes.

>>211569202
her leaked pic, that's her size, silly

>>211556284 (OP)
>>211558108
I will now watch your film.

I was always going to.

>>211569226
sup vato

>>211556284 (OP)
Nice

>>211569202
It actually didnt, other anon was right

>>211569226
Yes

>>211556284 (OP)
I'd give her some action if you something something wink wink nudge nudge

>>211568490
Yes but for me it's an ample bosom under a slightly unbuttoned cardigan and tshirt

>>211558538
kek

boing

Think it'll have some good ass shots

>>211556284 (OP)
I will not pay to watch this, but I'm waiting for the camrip to drop so the webm-autists do their work and extract the tits out of this movie.

>>211569245
that actually is how tits work and you'll never find that out

What are the implications of actresses performing asmr to promote a movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vh9zSedF1I

>>211567614
They look terrible.
Anon how old are you? Do you remember the toys of the first JP? That REX toy was unironically awesome, with flexible skin and all not that crappy plasti

Will the sequel be Sexbot Scarjo vs Dinos?

>>211570654
She turns into a Raptor in the end

>>211570486
that culture is dead
movie stars used to go on late night, letterman, leno, etc, watched by millions, now they have to do this shit and go on hot ones and criterion closet lmfao

>>211556284 (OP)
wow this is now the worst cgi i have ever seen.

>mfw i stumble into /tv/ and there is an active JP thread

>>211570486

>>211571537
I love toys

https://youtu.be/oYaDcxF-rEs?feature=shared

>>211556284 (OP)
Why do people watch the jurassic world movies? Why dont bad products fail?

>>211570235
Nice

>>211572104
similar to Cowboys the Dinosaurs are still a pattern on veil for the mundane but that veil is thinning and the patterns fading so wringing the last shekels of it is standard procedure.

>>211561858
Demon blood asserting itself.

>>211556284 (OP)
For me its Dolores

>>211572781
Damn even jurassic park is trying to have their own baby yoda?

>>211572781
is that sara from land before time

>>211570486
lmao what the fuck

>>211556284 (OP)
>>211558108
fuck yeah

>>211573607
I can't decide if I like ASMR or not. If a woman has a really beautiful voice, I like it. It's relaxing. Otherwise, it just sounds dumb. But people must really like them because there's tons of them.

Annie Lederman looks exactly like her. kinda weird.

>>211567614
no they dont
better model figures with far better articulation has come out
wannabe twat

>>211556284 (OP)
Everything about this movie seems so fucking soulless

>>211558211

Yes

>>211558538
>No. Why?

Who's excited for Jurassic World Evolution 3?

>>211566250
>implying kids play with toys these days

>>211570578

>flexible skin

Just say you like playing with dicks you gay nigga

>>211569535
Im gonna cum

>>211567751
there are plenty of women who experience permanent breast growth after pregnancy (elizabeth hurley is one celebrity example). in fact, some women just keep getting bigger and bigger tits with each pregnancy.

>>211576008
is this real

>>211567614
>>211570578
Toy line rankings

JP > TLW > Rebirth > Dominion > Fallen Kingdom > JP3 > JW

>>211558108
>the Jurassic family
What fucking wank holy shit.

>>211576092
Dont

>>211576008
Yeah. More than I can say for the film.

>>211576137
Yes. It was announced last week.

>>211576422
nice I'm gonna create some dino fit pits

>>211576008
How much can you actually edit the parks to your liking? Like is every trex exhibit the same copy/pasted structure or can you customize it?

>>211576322
>>211570235
more like Jew Ass-ic Family

>>211576966
Is that a fucking twingo?

>>211576422
>Advertising new game with old Spino

>>211556327
Cretaceous curves

>>211576808
Pic related is from Jurassic World Evolution 2. You could always edit your Park how you wanted. The only copy pasted things are the buildings (entrances, visitors center, viewing platforms, resturants).

But the upcoming one is also a massive leap forward in that it adds fully customizable building tools (you can basicallymake any structure you want now with) massively expanded terrain tools (deep water, steep cliffs, waterfalls), and new dinosaurs mechanics (breeding, nests, swimming).

>>211556284 (OP)
I don't want to see any more 50 year old girl boss action heroes, for fuck's sake fuck off Hollywood feminazis. No one wants this.

>>211561012
This photo ended her career.

>>211558108
>ywm have sex with prime scarjo
I can love with that
>ywn have sex with am attractive woman
I can also live with that

>>211576092
>>211576350
>>211569535
I don't know how anons wind up doing this homoerotic
>bro let's jerk off together over this hot actress
But I'm glad I naturally don't do that for whatever reason

>>211577847
For me its Jurassic Park San Diego

>>211578094
Gay

>>211556284 (OP)
cinemark should sync their dbox seats to bounce with scarjo's titties

I don't care about these fucking humans, I just want to see some dinosaurs.

>>211556284 (OP)
>>211568490
We are so back

>>211561012
>as a teen, find myself infatuated with milfs
>as a 30 year old, find myself infatuated with teens
I’m uh…a little worried about turning 60

>>211568036
>horrendous tattoo
>known chain smoker
>tits reduced
Awful. Just awful.

>>211581018
Did anyone tell her about the two giant zits on her nose?

>>211581176
It's an old video that some retard upscaled with ai, that why her piercing turns into a zit

>>211566250
hollywood cgi really has gone down the shitter

>>211566250
i want them

What happened to this franchise man? it's unrecognizable. Where is the message of human hubris against the forces of nature, the greed of corporations and the dangers of unshackled genetic experimentation? It's become a chinese action movie at this point, because what's the point in making a good dinosaur movie when people just want to see dumb cgi action? This is so depressing

>>211556284 (OP)
based scarjo bringing the big guns for jp.
I was already sold on the aztec ruin with dinosaurs vibe, this is even better.

>>211561858
she's visibly skinnier here you dumbass

>>211566250
Every time I see something like this I spend 2 hours browsing /toy/

>>211561858
she gave birth since this picture, and got fatter

>scarjo can't carry a film herself

>>211561858
This is her very old photo.

>>211558538
kek

>>211556284 (OP)
This looks like AI

post-Lost in Translation ScarJo was a mistake

>>211569647
literally me

>>211581531
I'm gonna let you in on a secret. These legacy franchises have a chokehold on genres.

We can't have a non-Jurassic Park movie about dinosaurs.
We can't have a non-Pirates of the Caribbean movie about pirates.
We can't have a non-Harry Potter movie about comfy magic adventures and wizardry.
We can't have a fun globe-trotting adventure movie anymore unless it's connected to an existing IP like Indiana Jones, Uncharted, Lara Croft, etc.
It's all risk-averse corporate mandated mining of preexisting titles. Goonies wouldn't get made today, Edward Scissorhands wouldn't get made today, Rambo wouldn't get made today.