>>28568931
Ill tell you what you cant afford; my hand in marriage because im not GAY
Can you buy a corvette and put a 4x4 land lift kit on it and go mudboggin for me instead of whatever you were thinking was cool? Guaranteed my idea is way cooler too
>>28568972
>get something you enjoy
But anon; i enjoy all the baiks but im not mr.Honda to have a factory shitting out millions of bikes for me to choose the one which actually had Kando™ off the assemblyline
Im CursedShoomerThubms™, i cant afford a diesel or any worthwhile investments and assets within the alberta oblast because the canadian economy is an eternal grift of laurentian faggotry by design
I cant even have a second amendment to change this conditions, absolute madlad has me comvinced im gonna do a hatchet run for the FrostBack Revolution of 2030: Dawn of the Igloo
>>28568977
>what are we triggered about tonight
Tomorrow i find out if i get my yoshi 4 to 1 exhoost, i left the monies with my neighbour guy and the seller is sending a ShoomerDelivery Courtesan™ since its coming from calgary and theyre headed to edmonton
But alas
Im stuck rigging in 1km of 206 gasline for this conoco frac
And suddenly the header had no pressure
>but who was supply gas?
We just dont fucking know man
Where did he come from wher did he go
Where did he go mr.natgas joe?
No but in thinking if i get days off after this hitch thats gonna be my last oppprtunity to shoom because the crf450rl is kill rn and i probably wont have time to diagnose, order parts if necessary, fix my rearwheel shitshow and balance it, and then contemplate the purxhase of the Studded Shoomer Special Roadglide Knobbies™ for riding in -40c winter conditions
If i manage to do all that, ill also be like another 2-3k in the hole for this stupid baik
Idk maybe im overreacting
Maybe i should just butcher the crf into a sacrifice, and transfer the front forks onto the zx14r and begin the baggerdaddy ultra ADV leaderbaik conversio experience™