>>536838604
holy shit it's him

>>513064347
Why does the calendar have 12 months? Why do the day and night have 12 hours each? Twelve.

I love my perfect dodge-slop (unironically).
Also you can get new equipment in a "guess the cup" type lottery and you have to complete a fucking physics puzzle (spill the liquid so it doesn't overflow but is enough) to upgrade your equipment. Back in the day when it was in EA you also could end up in the dev team's office in some places. Didn't even cum to it, shit was cash on its own.