>>939433969
imagine you fell down the stairs and your testicle sack just kept expanding and your foreskin wrapped around you and stretched and eventually covered you like some kind of fleshy rubber band ball with a core made of testicles

Would your HERO be able to tank these stairs?

Where do Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff scale?

>>713663098
I'm excited! I'm excited because I'm writing a 900-page novel and I'm not allowed to play many games right now because I'm working on it, and when I get done, probably the middle of next year, maybe LATE next year . . . I get to PLAY GAMES, GAMES, GAMES FOR IRRESPONSIBLE DAYS AND HOURS AND MAYBE THE ENTIRE REST OF THE YEAR AND ALL THE NEXT.

Yes, indeed, though the SOUL QUEST of this novel project (which I thought for the longest time I'd never get around to) is ITSELF a great and powerful reward for me of a *spiritual nature* -- and though I have become self-actuated, self-activated, writing voluminously and with greater creativity than ever previously -- despite all of this, having the massive CARROT CAKE of Sweet Bro Life waiting for me makes the journey all the grander!

I write for the Soul! I write in anticipation of the Epic Self-Reward of Sweet Bro Life! I will buy games during this sale to sweeten the delicious Carrot Cake at journey's end! Holy Mixed Metaphors! Oh! The Risers Frosted with Sugary Pain! I will one day fall down my Infinite Stair of games and omit or an orgasmic groan of gaming ecstasy with each collision!

Cringe for me faggots, for in my creative ardor I truly am bereft of all self-awareness!