>wake up in one of 5 bedrooms in my parents' newly purchased $750,000 house
>take a bath in their whirlpool bathtub since they're on vacation in Greece and I have the house all to myself until Monday
>as I'm shaving I take a moment to gaze at my pearly white skin and piercing blue eyes in the mirror and thank God I wasn't born the color of fecal matter
>get dressed and head downstairs to the kitchen to make myself breakfast with the groceries I didn't pay a single cent for
>finish my breakfast and get ready to drive to my job that I got immediately out of college (tuition paid by my parents btw) through a family friend who's an executive at the company
>consider taking my dad's Rivian to the office but decide to drive my car instead (my car being my dad's previous car which he gave me for free when he was done with it lol)
>right as I'm about to leave the house I notice that my mom left me $40 in cash on the kitchen counter to get lunch
>smile as I think about how lucky I am to have all of this through no effort on my own part
How are we doing today, nepochads?
