>>40780553
I beat a burglar one of those cheap Spanish cured hams you get at Costco around the holidays
>crept in through the front door(never locked)at about 230am
>sizing up the shit under my tree
>didn't see the 260lb hairy shirtless man quietly eating ham in the kitchen
>hairy shirtless ham eating man saw him
>quietly walked up behind the nog as he was distracted by the pretty tree lights
>raised the ham above shoulder
>tried to think of a good action move line to yell but couldn't pick
>waiting too long
>starts to turn
>panic and just kinda yell AAAAARGH as I baseball bat swing this 11lb ham
>full contact with the right side of the head
>pig fat splattered on my shirtless chest and face
>ham ripples like a slow-mo ballistic gel video
>nig's entire scalp does a similar sympathetic ripple
>force of the impact launched niggy head first across the living room
>tripped over coffe table
>falls flat on his face with a thud on the kitchen tile
>raise ham above head with both hands and summon the power of grayskull
>feet almost leave the ground as I pull down the hog leg like meteor from the heavens
>the sound was so horrible it made me think I killed him seriously for a second
>there was a thud and a splat and a crunch and the sound of his head hitting the tile again all at the same time
meat flopping in my hand(the crunch was the ham bone breaking)
>nog totally still on the floor
>son comes running in with a shotgun
>wife right behind on the phone to 911
I just wanted to eat ham in my underwear at 230 am in America

>>513571361
I beat a burglar one of those cheap Spanish cured hams you get at Costco around the holidays
>crept in through the front door(never locked)at about 230am
>sizing up the shit under my tree
>didn't see the 260lb hairy shirtless man quietly eating ham in the kitchen
>hairy shirtless ham eating man saw him
>quietly walked up behind the nog as he was distracted by the pretty tree lights
>raised the ham above shoulder
>tried to think of a good action move line to yell but couldn't pick
>waiting too long
>starts to turn
>panic and just kinda yell AAAAARGH as I baseball bat swing this 11lb ham
>full contact with the right side of the head
>pig fat splattered on my shirtless chest and face
>ham ripples like a slow-mo ballistic gel video
>nig's entire scalp does a similar sympathetic ripple
>force of the impact launched niggy head first across the living room
>tripped over coffe table
>falls flat on his face with a thud on the kitchen tile
>raise ham above head with both hands and summon the power of grayskull
>feet almost leave the ground as I pull down the hog leg like meteor from the heavens
>the sound was so horrible it made me think I killed him seriously for a second
>there was a thud and a splat and a crunch and the sound of his head hitting the tile again all at the same time
meat flopping in my hand(the crunch was the ham bone breaking)
>nog totally still on the floor
>son comes running in with a shotgun
>wife right behind on the phone to 911
I just wanted to eat ham in my underwear at 230 am in America

>>513557394
>The democratic party becomes trans and ends up killing itself.
I do not know how I fucked that up

>>513414665
..

nvm line was too long

>>534300561
Actually, most missions take 4 minutes or less to complete. Even during the most demanding of those 4 minutes (raid boss fights), they do not shoot constantly. Assuming a reload speed of about 4 seconds, and controlled bursts of fire for accuracy and fire control, a normal student using an AR could fire about 650 rounds during those 4 minutes. That ammunition weighs about 10-11 kilograms. That's a cakewalk to carry and even a first-year student could do it.

>>528079047
You sound angry lol
And yeah, that AI mod is pretty uninspiring, it only works when you deliberately try to cheese enemies. On the other hand I really like that mod that lets mages use all the spells they know, makes them really worthy opponents
>>528079112
Modern Fallout is just TES with guns