>ancient superior culture
>proud pagans (kicked abrahamicucks asses back to sand deserts where they belong)
>birthplace of BASEDEST religions of the world: hinduism, sikhism, jainism and buddhism
>Indian mathematics (birthplace of high IQ chaddy chads like ramanujan and aryabhatta)
>martial race (MARATHA, SIKH, rajput, ahom all kicked foreign asses keeping the dharma alive while pers*a and gre*ce succumbed)
>birthplace of brahmic scripts
>birthplace of indus valley civilisation (pretty much all sites are in India)
>conquerer of afghanistan. (the reason why pashtuns exist in porkistan is because Sikh Empire conquered half of afghanistan, including their capital Peshawar)
>shielded by globohomo by local media like bollywood and south Indian movie industries
>higher k/d than zhangsects in all conflicts. defeated them in 1967 and 1987
>4-0 against poopistan
>Indians in ameriKKKa dominate in both politics and in economy often rising all the way to CEO positions
>overrepresneted in economy and politics in UK and Canada
>overrepresented in company founders in USA
>successful space program (satellites to moon and mars)
>successful missile program (ICBMs and anti-sat)
>truly neutral foreign policy (founders of non-aligned movement)
>no tranny homo HRT inducing westoid """""""cutlure"""""""
>hated by reddit
>based and delicious local cuisines
>right wing conservative culture

now let's see average 4channeler's criticisms of India:
>poo poo pee pee
>scammers

LOL

I am not ashamed to be Indian.
Microsoft CEO, Indian
Google CEO, Indian
Youtube CEO, Indian
IBM CEO, Indian
Adobe CEO, Indian
UK Prime Minster was Indian
future President of USA will be Indian

A black guy and a white guy go up to an Indian guy at a club, they start making fun of him and say that Indians get no women. The Indian guy then proceeds to make a bet that he can pick up more women than both of them by the end of the night. If he wins he pays them $1000 each, if he loses they each give him $1000. The black and white guys look at each other and say "easy money" and proceed to make the bet. The black guy starts by aggressively flirting with every woman, and the white guy tries buying them drinks to impressive them. The Indian sits quietly. 1 hour passes.. 2 hours pass.. 4.. 8.. it is finely over. The black guy got together with 5 women, the white guy with 5 as well. However the Indian is nowhere to be seen. Finally they spot him on the 2nd floor with 50 women. No! This can't be! How did he do it! The Indian walks down to the ground floor and asks for his $2000, they give it to him. They ask him for his secrets and tips. The Indian says " Simple, I sat down in the corner for 7 hours, at the final hour I rented the top floor for $1500 for one hour, I then proceeded to invite all the women. Simple investing bhai, smart work se badhye." This is why India will rule the world.

I am not ashamed to be Indian.
Microsoft CEO, Indian
Google CEO, Indian
Youtube CEO, Indian
IBM CEO, Indian
Adobe CEO, Indian
UK Prime Minster was Indian
future President of USA will be Indian

A black guy and a white guy go up to an Indian guy at a club, they start making fun of him and say that Indians get no women. The Indian guy then proceeds to make a bet that he can pick up more women than both of them by the end of the night. If he wins he pays them $1000 each, if he loses they each give him $1000. The black and white guys look at each other and say "easy money" and proceed to make the bet. The black guy starts by aggressively flirting with every woman, and the white guy tries buying them drinks to impressive them. The Indian sits quietly. 1 hour passes.. 2 hours pass.. 4.. 8.. it is finely over. The black guy got together with 5 women, the white guy with 5 as well. However the Indian is nowhere to be seen. Finally they spot him on the 2nd floor with 50 women. No! This can't be! How did he do it! The Indian walks down to the ground floor and asks for his $2000, they give it to him. They ask him for his secrets and tips. The Indian says " Simple, I sat down in the corner for 7 hours, at the final hour I rented the top floor for $1500 for one hour, I then proceeded to invite all the women. Simple investing bhai, smart work se badhye." This is why India will rule the world.

>>717591881
lol
we are superior to you

>ancient superior culture
>proud pagans (kicked abrahamicucks asses back to sand deserts where they belong)
>birthplace of BASEDEST religions of the world: hinduism, sikhism, jainism and buddhism
>Indian mathematics (birthplace of high IQ chaddy chads like ramanujan and aryabhatta)
>martial race (MARATHA, SIKH, rajput, ahom all kicked foreign asses keeping the dharma alive while pers*a and gre*ce succumbed)
>birthplace of brahmic scripts
>birthplace of indus valley civilisation (pretty much all sites are in India)
>conquerer of afghanistan. (the reason why pashtuns exist in p*kistan is because Sikh Empire conquered half of afghanistan, including their capital Peshawar)
>shielded by globohomo by local media like bollywood and south Indian movie industries
>higher k/d than zhangsects in all conflicts. defeated them in 1967 and 1987
>4-0 against poopistan
>jeets in amerikkka dominate in both politics and in economy often rising all the way to CEO positions
>overrepresneted in economy and politics in UK and Canada
>overrepresented in company founders in USA
>successful space program (satellites to moon and mars)
>successful missile program (ICBMs and anti-sat)
>truly neutral foreign policy (founders of non-aligned movement)
>no tranny homo HRT inducing westoid """""""cutlure"""""""
>hated by reddit
>based and delicious local cuisines
>right wing conservative culture

now let's see average 50 iqs criticisms of India:
>poo poo pee pee
>scammers

lmao shut the fuck up

FACT: China pays people to shitpost about their enemies online.
FACT: China's #1 enemy are Indians
FACT: NOBODY cared about indians to any degree a 10 years ago before tiktok zoomers took over

Just food for thought ;)

I am not ashamed to be Indian.
Microsoft CEO, Indian
Google CEO, Indian
Youtube CEO, Indian
IBM CEO, Indian
Adobe CEO, Indian
UK Prime Minster was Indian
future President of USA will be Indian

A black guy and a white guy go up to an Indian guy at a club, they start making fun of him and say that Indians get no women. The Indian guy then proceeds to make a bet that he can pick up more women than both of them by the end of the night. If he wins he pays them $1000 each, if he loses they each give him $1000. The black and white guys look at each other and say "easy money" and proceed to make the bet. The black guy starts by aggressively flirting with every woman, and the white guy tries buying them drinks to impressive them. The Indian sits quietly. 1 hour passes.. 2 hours pass.. 4.. 8.. it is finely over. The black guy got together with 5 women, the white guy with 5 as well. However the Indian is nowhere to be seen. Finally they spot him on the 2nd floor with 50 women. No! This can't be! How did he do it! The Indian walks down to the ground floor and asks for his $2000, they give it to him. They ask him for his secrets and tips. The Indian says " Simple, I sat down in the corner for 7 hours, at the final hour I rented the top floor for $1500 for one hour, I then proceeded to invite all the women. Simple investing bhai, smart work se badhye." This is why India will rule the world.

>>714606124
based kunwar_singh_kushwah

I am not ashamed to be Indian.
Microsoft CEO, Indian
Google CEO, Indian
Youtube CEO, Indian
IBM CEO, Indian
Adobe CEO, Indian
UK Prime Minster was Indian
future President of USA will be Indian

A black guy and a white guy go up to an Indian guy at a club, they start making fun of him and say that Indians get no women. The Indian guy then proceeds to make a bet that he can pick up more women than both of them by the end of the night. If he wins he pays them $1000 each, if he loses they each give him $1000. The black and white guys look at each other and say "easy money" and proceed to make the bet. The black guy starts by aggressively flirting with every woman, and the white guy tries buying them drinks to impressive them. The Indian sits quietly. 1 hour passes.. 2 hours pass.. 4.. 8.. it is finely over. The black guy got together with 5 women, the white guy with 5 as well. However the Indian is nowhere to be seen. Finally they spot him on the 2nd floor with 50 women. No! This can't be! How did he do it! The Indian walks down to the ground floor and asks for his $2000, they give it to him. They ask him for his secrets and tips. The Indian says " Simple, I sat down in the corner for 7 hours, at the final hour I rented the top floor for $1500 for one hour, I then proceeded to invite all the women. Simple investing bhai, smart work se badhye." This is why India will rule the world.

I am not ashamed to be Indian.
Microsoft CEO, Indian
Google CEO, Indian
Youtube CEO, Indian
IBM CEO, Indian
Adobe CEO, Indian
UK Prime Minster was Indian
future President of USA will be Indian

A black guy and a white guy go up to an Indian guy at a club, they start making fun of him and say that Indians get no women. The Indian guy then proceeds to make a bet that he can pick up more women than both of them by the end of the night. If he wins he pays them $1000 each, if he loses they each give him $1000. The black and white guys look at each other and say "easy money" and proceed to make the bet. The black guy starts by aggressively flirting with every woman, and the white guy tries buying them drinks to impressive them. The Indian sits quietly. 1 hour passes.. 2 hours pass.. 4.. 8.. it is finely over. The black guy got together with 5 women, the white guy with 5 as well. However the Indian is nowhere to be seen. Finally they spot him on the 2nd floor with 50 women. No! This can't be! How did he do it! The Indian walks down to the ground floor and asks for his $2000, they give it to him. They ask him for his secrets and tips. The Indian says " Simple, I sat down in the corner for 7 hours, at the final hour I rented the top floor for $1500 for one hour, I then proceeded to invite all the women. Simple investing bhai, smart work se badhye." This is why India will rule the world.

>another thinly veiled stealth india hate thread
it seems our superiority has suddenly caused some controversy now

I am not ashamed to be Indian.
Microsoft CEO, Indian
Google CEO, Indian
Youtube CEO, Indian
IBM CEO, Indian
Adobe CEO, Indian
UK Prime Minster was Indian
future President of USA will be Indian

A black guy and a white guy go up to an Indian guy at a club, they start making fun of him and say that Indians get no women. The Indian guy then proceeds to make a bet that he can pick up more women than both of them by the end of the night. If he wins he pays them $1000 each, if he loses they each give him $1000. The black and white guys look at each other and say "easy money" and proceed to make the bet. The black guy starts by aggressively flirting with every woman, and the white guy tries buying them drinks to impressive them. The Indian sits quietly. 1 hour passes.. 2 hours pass.. 4.. 8.. it is finely over. The black guy got together with 5 women, the white guy with 5 as well. However the Indian is nowhere to be seen. Finally they spot him on the 2nd floor with 50 women. No! This can't be! How did he do it! The Indian walks down to the ground floor and asks for his $2000, they give it to him. They ask him for his secrets and tips. The Indian says " Simple, I sat down in the corner for 7 hours, at the final hour I rented the top floor for $1500 for one hour, I then proceeded to invite all the women. Simple investing bhai, smart work se badhye." This is why India will rule the world.

I am not ashamed to be Indian.
Microsoft CEO, Indian
Google CEO, Indian
Youtube CEO, Indian
IBM CEO, Indian
Adobe CEO, Indian
UK Prime Minster was Indian
future President of USA will be Indian

A black guy and a white guy go up to an Indian guy at a club, they start making fun of him and say that Indians get no women. The Indian guy then proceeds to make a bet that he can pick up more women than both of them by the end of the night. If he wins he pays them $1000 each, if he loses they each give him $1000. The black and white guys look at each other and say "easy money" and proceed to make the bet. The black guy starts by aggressively flirting with every woman, and the white guy tries buying them drinks to impressive them. The Indian sits quietly. 1 hour passes.. 2 hours pass.. 4.. 8.. it is finely over. The black guy got together with 5 women, the white guy with 5 as well. However the Indian is nowhere to be seen. Finally they spot him on the 2nd floor with 50 women. No! This can't be! How did he do it! The Indian walks down to the ground floor and asks for his $2000, they give it to him. They ask him for his secrets and tips. The Indian says " Simple, I sat down in the corner for 7 hours, at the final hour I rented the top floor for $1500 for one hour, I then proceeded to invite all the women. Simple investing bhai, smart work se badhye." This is why India will rule the world.