toriel:
>WHOEVER FILLS THEIR GLASS TO THE TOP AND SPILLS ALL OVER THE FLOOR AGAIN IS SPENDING THE NEXT YEAR IN THEIR ROOM

chara in the other room:

flowey:
>you fucking fuck we're supposed to be killing everyone stop looking through dad's kitchen!
chara:

*crunch* *crunch* kill foids, kill simps, kill niggers, kill kikes, kill christcucks, kill sandcoons, kill pajeets, kill troons, kill faggots, kill leftists, kill cyclists, kill vegans, kill jannies, kill weebs, kill artists, kill boomers, kill millennials, kill drinkers and kill potheads *crunch*

susie:
>kris this is very important you need to go find the code to the door while I distract the sussy imposter noelle or something like that

kris as soon as he's by himself: