>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON, >OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST >AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST >I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS >KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES >YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT >I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT >AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE >I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE >I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM >(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM! >I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES >(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIME! >I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! >SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!