>>718405943
who fucking cares? steam reviews are almost completely useless on like a 70% basis. most of them are single sentences of worthless bullshit or some gay joke they saw another reviewer make. there are literal pages worth of steam reviews that are almost the exact same phrase they saw on reddit.

just about the only worthwhile thing is maybe 1 in every 5 bad reviews, because at least those are semi-intelligent people fully detailing all the problems with the game

don't even get me started on the bot-like retards that use some weird, gay format like it's their own personal review blog. AESTHETICS, 4/5, GAMEPLAY, 3/5, MUSIC, 2/5, VIBE, 4/5. it's just all total dogshit for morons.

and, honestly, if you can't watch 5 minutes of gameplay footage for a game you're thinking about buying and decide right then and there if it's any good then you don't just have shit taste, you're also a total idiot

>>716415853
Becky is HUNG???

There was a 400lbs woman, 10 years older that had the hots for me in a school I went to like 8 years ago. She could barely walk up a flight of stairs and she had blisters on her legs. Claimed she was a "vegan" and had a bunch of cats in a small apartment known to have a ton of mudslime immigrants.
Still a virgin, but even this is not worth it. Like the scrapping of the bottom of a barrel kind of deal

>like the games guard skin
>dont wanna buy it like a little bitch while the rest had it free via tourney
skipping it then

>>527934632
Honestly? Anything rock or metal. We've gotten to a point where all the festival content creators aren't making any meaningful content anymore and I know they are faggots and I hate them too but the festival publicity is still worth it. Need something to call them back with an artist more reminiscent of GH/RB days.