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>Campaign starts
>Plan is to be sublte, remember?
>Mr Vampire's first interaction is to start challenging all city guards to a fight who dare question the party about a suspicious delegation
>The same city guards that are working for the evil lord that wants to employ the party
>Every time a character wants to do something, Mr Vampire tries to do it better
>Mr Vampire measures his dick to everyone in the party, disrupting every conversation so he can show power to others, jeopardizing every out-of-combat interaction
>Mr Vampire actively tries to shame every party member he successfully rolls higher than in combat
>Mr Vampire's goal is to undermine the evil lord so he can come out on top
>Mr Vampire impales on a stick every enemy they defeat in order to "leave a message"
>Mr Vampire steals other "party member's flame" from awesome moments
>Wastes spells, risks attacks of opportunity, fucks up every party's plan during combat in order to be the star who triggers the mcguffin, last hits big guy, loots all the loot etc...
>During night, Mr Vampire goes out while the party sleeps to "scout"
>"I want to explore the whole forest around the castle, sneak into every villager's home, loot the two city guards that looked sideways at me, steal the king's daughters favorite kitten..."
>every fucking night he wants to turn into a single player session
And this is just ingame stuff he tried to do. OOC he always treated the table as it's 1v5 with me as DM being his biggest enemy that he needs to con and eventually defeat. This frustrated everyone at the table. He also always tried to swindle me by feeding me false info on the rules but the one other player who is also experienced helped me catch him cheating. My campaign fell apart fast because nobody wanted to play. I later gathered a different group of people, ran the thing again and successfully (and happily) finished it after 2 years.
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