>>149947981
Oof, getting into Homestuck just to get smacked by the Gigapause must've been a ride.
Anyway, not quite an HS oldfag (got into Homestuck before Act 5), definitely not an MSPA oldfag (participating in anything before Homestuck), definitely a degree of newfag (in after [S] Cascade) but far from the newest of the new to be in before the Gigapause.

>>149859253
Yes, yes, we know. And also Kanaya would be completely understanding of the craving for parenthood that Jade was going through and probably would have okayed the entire thing because trolls are cool with weird sex stuff, so the secret child route is absurdly hurtful and poorly reasoned. We've been over this a thousand times.
The dog dick is really just a tiny piece of fundamentally flawed writing. It's just quippy and easy to point at for how outlandish it is.