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>1-2 people discussing booba half-heartedly with the 1 doing the work being disappointed at his findings for just how low ranking the Alien actresses are on the unfuckable league.
>Meanwhile 6-7 people discussing xeno headpenises with absolute enthusiasm and even fighting over it
Yep... the xeno is the most ... the only sexually appealing thing in this franchise that makes people go gaga over it and want to kiss it like Chucky attempted to.
Yep... this is the Aliens General. The true Alien fans care for the Alien, not the harlots.

NEWSLFASH: ALIEN divorces Weyland Yutani and jons a new world. Alien says Weyland Yutani is too lame for it and does not like its milk-drinking androids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTVSMniNXdY
Alien is looking for a new world design to starr in and its taking Samus with it. Predator can't come. >:(
Weyland Yutani can have the jellyfish and crows instead, they go well together with the Nostromo's cushy pillows like you're in a mental asylum.

Let's see the contenders for Alien & Samus !!! I've got 14 whole contenders willing to take The Alien and even Samus to fit right at home with each other.
You read that right 14 !!! Let's start with the first 2 and then we'll be right back after these messages.

1. Halo; based off an old sci fi book named The Ringworld the Halo universe gives a nice sci-fi world for the Aliens & Samus to exist in and they'd feel right at home among The Flood, Covenant and spartans.
2. Starship Troopers (the movie). A parody of the book series its based on, the intelligent and educated aliens get turned into antlions on a desertous planet. The Colonial Marines would feel at home here, but not Alien & Samus.
Predator can't come :( instead the Species girl Natasha Henstridge may come as a secondary character or as the female version of the Alien that's basically just a more mute Mistique but without proper shapeshifting powers.