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NEWSLFASH: ALIEN divorces Weyland Yutani and jons a new world. Alien says Weyland Yutani is too lame for it and does not like its milk-drinking androids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTVSMniNXdY
Alien is looking for a new world design to starr in and its taking Samus with it. Predator can't come. >:(
Weyland Yutani can have the jellyfish and crows instead, they go well together with the Nostromo's cushy pillows like you're in a mental asylum.

Let's see the contenders for Alien & Samus !!! I've got 14 whole contenders willing to take The Alien and even Samus to fit right at home with each other.
You read that right 14 !!! Let's start with the first 2 and then we'll be right back after these messages.

1. Halo; based off an old sci fi book named The Ringworld the Halo universe gives a nice sci-fi world for the Aliens & Samus to exist in and they'd feel right at home among The Flood, Covenant and spartans.
2. Starship Troopers (the movie). A parody of the book series its based on, the intelligent and educated aliens get turned into antlions on a desertous planet. The Colonial Marines would feel at home here, but not Alien & Samus.
Predator can't come :( instead the Species girl Natasha Henstridge may come as a secondary character or as the female version of the Alien that's basically just a more mute Mistique but without proper shapeshifting powers.

Feel free to bump the thread and post inbetween, it won't stop me from posting and if anyone wants to screenshot they can just screenshot per post since most people do not like to include the timestamp.

3. Let's continue. Riddick's Escape from Butcher Bay. Very MadMax esque, very sci-fi. The first movie Pitch Black pretty much had shark-headed bat aliens that could only see in the dark, the second movie introduced an entire Dune-like empire called the Necromongers which could kinda fit in with the space jockeys and Aliens since they're all about death and The Void ala Warhammer 40k and The Protoss.
4. Mad Max , nothing really sci-fi in it, Riddick would fit at home here as would the Alien 3 prisoners ... if they weren't so lame. Riddick would fit well in Alien 3 and show them how it's done. I don't think it's a good fit for Alien like Riddick's world is. Blade Runner & Riddick can fit together. Mad Max would require a sci-fi boost or even as a tiny thing where Aliens don't always need to be in a sci-fi setting to work... like Alien 3 which pretty much had nothing sci-fi about it.

5. Star Trek - nope, no , nope, unless you want to send a highly civilized crew to replace the clinically certified retards from Prometheus & Covenant to give The Engineer his orange soda sippy to agree to not kill humanity. I would utilize The Borg's mothership though, it has something going on that could help flesh out the alien's homeworld
6. Star Wars - not as civilized as the Star Trek world and folk, but still not a good fit for our Alien. They would rip the shit out of Weyland Yutani 2 billion times over though.
7. Dune! Ah now here's a good fit. A medieval fantasy sci-fi that's very artistic. Even Giger worked on it before. The factions from it could also kick the shit out of Weyland Yutani into next week. They could be good inspirations for the space jockey. It's almost like The Elder Scrolls 3 with a sci-fi twist.
8. Command & Conquer, Red Alert, GI Joe, ahh here's a fun one. The super spy commando agency that has weapons of mass destruction that could tear the planet apart. It even comes with aliens in it. The british voice actors in it actually sound posh yet authorative rather than cockney rednecks you're used to from Alien 3 and most of the production team from Alien. It's not that sci-fi due to everyone still living in normal 70s, 80s, 2000s conditions without even a cellphone but the military has UFOs and other hi-advanced tech that puts Weyland to shame. The characters, military, aliens are more-so nice to combine rather than the worlds they're battling on which is Earth.

9. Blade Runner based off Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? a dystopian city with flying cars with a Noir aesthetic or at least it's trying to be. Many said this is what Alien's Earth would look like. Cyberpunk "dystopia" or rather decadence where everyone is a wagecuck cockroach, then there's average salary earners and then megacorporations. The aesthetic isn't very coffee diner of The Jetsons, it's meant to evoke horror, it's meant to be gothic and less flashy like Gotham City in a sci-fi setting. Good contender but it only explains the human world without the alien world. Still good contender for explaining why there's so many blue-collar workers for Weyland.

Let's just take a breather here to talk about the xenomorphs, they're not exactly all powerful, just like the synthetics from weyland yutani aren't very sturdy, aren't very combat efficient. Putting them into any of these worlds without separating the xenomorphs from basic bugs to advanced aliens is a deathwish for the ayylmao just like weyland yutani that can get its ass kicked by many other companies including Tyrell Corp which for all means and purposes aren't very combat efficient themselves, but stil quite a few levels above Weyland's milk-leaking robots. Let's take this as a segway into our 10th pick

10. Warframe, a hodge podge of Star Wars, Star Trek, Dune! Halo and many other worlds but it does deliver on a few interesting ideas such as the origins and purpose of the xenomorphs. Warframes are autonomous biosuit fleshbots that are derived from an infestation akin to NotFlood that a long lost species created. These Warframes pilot a ship with a mysterious room inside it containing a mysterious being that controls the warframe telepathetically, akin to a space jockey controlling a xenomorph. Each warframe comes in different classes and there's over 30 of them each with different abilities. A warframe is basically like a superninja very similar to Metroid's Samus that would kick Masterchief's ass. Everytime a warframe comes the rest of the factions declare "Not these assholes again to stick their Sonicspeed Megaman Zero ninja bullshit in our perfectly totally balanced Star Wars vs Halo vs Star Trek debate".

11. Starcraft - cowboys in space, but much beefier, would murder Weyland & the USCM alive. The Tyranids, I mean Nightmare Invaders, I mean Zurg(trademark) would eat the xenos alive. Hydralisks aren't exactly slow eaters or skinny twerps. A much more sanitized version of the sci-fi orcs, tyranids, space marines. Unless the Xenomorphs and Predators have a hidden arsenal they aren't showing.
12. Warhammer 40k - Xenos would get eaten alive by the Tyranids.
Good as a separate series , good as a War-oriented board game and RTS game series, but not quite the world design we're looking for. Not quite the horror detective noir stuff we're looking for neither the comfy CRT monitors & cassette tapes we're looking for. BUT STILL GREAT AS A SEPARATE SPIN OFF SERIES, THAT"S HOW YOU DO IT. Tyranids+Necrons = Xenomorphs.

13. The Matrix. Now we're getting somewhere ... dark... grim ... despite the first Alien film not really being that grim compared to Alien 3 ... still... humanity fucked itself with AI and a dreamworld devised by AI. The machines took over everything and are using the humans almost like the xenos are.

14. Blame! Stop! What's a beautiful thing like you doing in a place like this? I'm speechless... Let me tell you Killy ... you might just be the perfect date the xenomorphs are looking for, just the world they're looking for ... if only all your weapons weren't GBE-tier planet destroyers just like Starcraft and Warhammer ... but the xenos will get an upgrade don't you worry. Now over here we have Blame!'s world design that does 1+10000% what Ridley's mess attempted to do.
Similar to The Matrix but even worse, yeah even worse. Blame! 's humanity created AI builders and the netsphere. Humans with the net terminal gene could access and control these robots and the robot builders creating megastructures on the level of The Borg's ship. The netsphere kept getting hacked so they created The Safeguard AKA AI guards. Humanity that went silicon-full like synthetics who view silicone-life as superior to human life kept hacking the netsphere AND created a fake virus ala Corona to infect every human with the net terminal gene and force the AI Safeguard to kill them all since they were no longer residents, they were viruses that needed to be eliminated.

Leaving the AI builders to keep building dyson spheres on top of dyson spheres with giant tendril bridges extending into space reaching Jupiter, don't question it. Silicone Life became the new life with only a few human settlements here and there barely reaching 150 and those that exceeded those numbers were also controlled by a authoritarian company AI that UPGRADED ITSELF to Silicone Life, similar to Weyland Yutani and much lamer than Blade Runner in scope, much less crowded. All they were missing was a unified structure like Warhammer, Starcraft to go universe wide ... or maybe they went and we didn't get told, like The Matrix. The robots never created space fleets to invade outside the milky way. Overall it's a post-apocalyptic world, just like The Matrix, but worse ... since humanity is all but extinct since ironically despite silicone life kinda needing biomaterial they don't create human farms and did not create the matrix for humans to live happily balanced lives in, most of the biomaterial is gone and everyone is upgraded silicone with only the human conscience/memories being uploaded to USB sticks and being given pure silicone bodies or mutated biosilicone bodies or kept in the netsphere for safekeeping until the world heals and stops being postapocalyptic.
It's a good idea for how silicone life AKA xenomorphs were created, the only modification should be that instead of humanity-created robots it was alien-created robots that created the lovecraftian xenomorphs.
As such I think the alien homeworld should not look like Cameron's interpretation of it, but Giger+Dune's interpretation of it, The Borg+Blame's interpretation of it. Megastructures in spaces, giant space bridge tendrils travelling all the way to Jupiter to eat more "biomass" to build more. The xenomorphs were the creation of level 9 Silicone Life which had problems reproducing outside its area of interest. Another inspiration for Blame's silicone life was Hellraiser.

The inspirations for Blame! are The City, MC Escher, Brutalism architecture, HR Giger and Moebius. HR Giger's style itself is like taking The Borg ship or any industry+electronics pressed and squeezed and liquified to look surrealist and if you added a more cavernous, calcified, ghostly look to it like see-through diodes. Throw in a little Beksinski, some satanic imagery, some architecture and done. Giger's style is more industrial, cavernous/A CAVE/calcified than Beksinski's ruinous cobwebs ... but they both know how to draw butts and thighs well. We even got into a little argument before that Halo's Ringworld architecture wasn't Brutalist enough and we can't just call everything Brutalist just like we cannot call SCORN neither Giger neither Beksinski, it's more of a mixture that doesn't specialize in anything. Just like some might bitch that Vvardenfell's architecture shouldn't be called Beksinski or Beksinki's inspirations since it's not 100% that style when the fans asked for 100% authetic X artist. Even though the Silt Strider is obviously 100% Salvador Dalí's elephants and the body itself looks like a tardigrade or a giant flea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6jp72MM2IQ&list=PLNtXA_enzvg-HME6FL1E-g7b-1NtWok2m&index=2
So yeah The Alien is tired of Fox's Weyland Yutani bullshit and already tired of Disney's "Peter Pan" bullshit and "We own Ice Age!!!" yeah thanks, how about you create a proper world for the Alien to live in so it ironically doesn't feel so alien? Create 5+ spin offs of it for each demographic instead of just 1 movie ever 7 years that keeps yelling for a different demographic each time and again alienates each demographics and causes infighting when the answer is just creating spinoffs.

>>214060201 (OP)
this is hard to read anon

Ok I read some of this.
Actually I read all of it, but it felt like my brain was skipping, and I don't want to force myself to pay closer attention.
But yes I'd agree that the spirit of "alien" is no longer within the Alien franchise.
Although, if I understand you, I'd disagree that the "alien" should attach itself to a different, already existing, franchise.

I've had many abortions, and am hoping to soon carry my baby to term.

>>214061114
That's what LLMs were invented for, zoomer anon. chatgpt.com/

"Someone said this is hard to read. Someone else said they were skipping passages and didn't want to force themselves to pay closer attention. Can rewrite and restructure the text and prose to fix these issues?"

"ChatGPT take this text and write me a funny Contest Dating Show with a live audience about Weyland Yutani begging for the Alien to come back to the Nostromo Weyland world only for the Alien to reject him and find a better suitor among these 14 IPs' worlds. Metroid's Samus is coming with the Alien too." (Optional: ChatGPT take creative liberties with who the Alien picks as a suitable IP.... might be a bad idea.)

>>214061854
I prefer to think manually, thanks.