>your older daughter is dating your best friend's son
>you are already guessing how many grandkids you will have
>your younger daughter is friends with some creepy kid, but whatever, they're still kids
>then your older daughter disappears without trace
>"Maybe that neighbor kid isn't that creepy"
>nope, he shuns your remaining daughter now
>also she becomes attached at the hip to the most obnoxious nerd who treats her like trash
>also she then decides she's lesbian and becomes obsessed with some aggressive delinquent
>also you're dying from cancer and your wife is too old to try for another kid
Being Rudy is suffering