HERE'S MY WIFE......

she was a former lipstick lesbian of 11 years until she met me

I was the first guy to fuck her in 11 years

And it's all because
she saw me explaining
THE TRUTH ABOUT FETISHES ™


and the undeniable truth is:
THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX, WHATSOEVER

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX AT ALL

fetishes are just stalling tactics
cheap distraction techniques
like a little boy at the school talent show
with his amateur magician routine
using cheap misdirection techniques

"look at the fetish, and not at my fear of intimacy"

>>941598854

for example, we live in Atlanta, and our utility company is Georgia Power

well, Georgia Power just built yet another nuclear power plant, with the promise of clean cheap energy

But you know promises are made to be broken, and that's why everyone in Georgia is paying for the cost of the construction of the nuclear power plant through jacked up utility bills

I don't remember asking them please build a nuclear power plant.

My wife says she never asks them for a nuclear power plant either....

so WHY did our utility bills TRIPLE, even though we've been monitoring our daily kilowatt usage, and in fact have LOWERED our usage?

you and "INTIMIDATING" UNEMPLOYED LIL' HIMMLER are in for a big surprise, when your mother's kick you bums out of their houses...

get ready, bums... it's coming