No UK thread? UK thread.

You know the drill lads and lassies.

Anyone from the British Isles looking to chat/meet with same. All genders/orientations/people welcome, but Yanks are strictly prohibited ;)

>ASL
A:
S:
L:

>intro / about me

>Into / LF
I'm looking for:

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for:

>Contact info
platform:
tag:

i will fuck you harder than you have ever been fucked and then we can go get a kebab or something
Cute girls only

3f3f3f_

> Age, Biological Sex, Location - you want to meetup and fuck
31 m Scotland - eventually maybe, sure
> Sexual Orientation
Straight
> About You - what do you look like
6'4, 198lbs, slim, around 9", short black hair, beard more often than not - ngl I'm kinda shy irl and tend to be more of a homebody but I've been told I'm pretty nice to chat with
> Virgin - Yes or No, Pussy, Anal, Oral
Nope
> Partner Count - if not a virgin how much of a slut are you?
Only around 14 or so
> Hobbies interests
Cooking, reading, woodworking, gaming, working out, design
> Fetishes and Kinks
BDSM, light ddlg, breeding, voyeurism, public, orgasm control, choking, biting, cnc, incest, facesitting, cheating and low-key feet
> Deepest desire or fantasy
consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
> Favourite Position
Me on top pinning her legs back so I can slide in as deep as possible
> Looking For
Someone fun to chat and flirt with, occasionally sext or trade nudes
I'm down for whatever
> Not Looking For
Trans, vc, M, cucks and catfish
> Discord Tag
bebopnorocksteady

>>34016363
so, who fucked you up the arse?

>>34016490
Your dad, he's still quite strong for his age, surprisingly girthy too. I like when he'd get a tight grip of my hair and his breath would skip for a split second as he shoved his meaty cock deep inside my asshole

Tell him I said hi

>>34016583
havent talked to my father for ages, cause he is an asshole. i guess your respond didnt go the way you wanted.

>>34016596
He is what he eats I suppose
I'll take my cock out his mouth so he can pick up the phone and call his baby boy, would you like that?

>asl
43/m/UK (N.I. currently but London based these days for my sins)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being from here. If you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own then see above.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify it as a “hobby”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it.
>Contact

Discord: david_ononymous

Looking for another british e-boy to obsess over since my british oneitis hates me deeply, but that's discord drama not 4chan drama. (I met him on discord) don't add me to ask about either kind of drama.

>preferred weeb, nerdy PC gamer, white, wears glasses plays lots of different games from Visual novels to JPRGs, just one example but plays other games than just fortnite or league of legends

>creative type of person

Discord tag is chickn333

I'm a biological woman not a man, I just have a lot of 4chan trolls. no I don't know who they are, 4chan is annoymous stop asking me.

I live in California but I wanted to fly out to England to see him but he hates me so I never ended up meeting him in person.

>>34016789
Avoid, Chickn's a 35 y/o morbidly obese white man living in Texas who has a history of grooming children on Discord. He'll claim that he only groomed a 17 year old who he had sex with when they were 19 but it's been proven he groomed that person when they were 16. They've also groomed kids as young as 13 and posted their nudes on 4chan Discords, which got the Discord servers banned. Anons have been saying he's a man for years now and he refuses to post proof that he's a woman, claiming he doesn't want to be "doxxed." It's all but confirmed it's a man. He only wants adult anons to add him so he can manipulate them into spending money on him. He's been known to dox and harass anons who add him but refuse to pay, and he's admitted to doing this in the past. He'll also claim that the collage of proof is fake when half of it are posts anyone can find on the archives and the rest are from Discord. The Discord posts are real because Chickn's previous accounts were banned, and Discord needs actual messages (i.e. messages you can report with a link) to ban accounts. Hence, the messages are real otherwise Discord wouldn't have banned chickn's old accounts.

>ASL
25M West Midlands
>intro/about me
Tired eyes. Cat in a human form. Chill, I'm a good listener but will call you a retard and explain (sometimes in detail) why if you say something truly stupid.
>interests
games, astronomy, culture (art, literature, music etc), philosophy, memes, nature, sciences, pondering and daydreaming about life for 2 hours while staring either at the sky or a wall.
>LF
Anyone who can drag me out of the house or at least give me a reason to get out more.
>Not LF
Scammers, thieves, cult recruiters, poltards, trannies or any dishonest, shizo and delusional twats
>contact info
discord
skeletonsarecool2222

>>34017927
bruh wtf

>>34017948
oh so jannies delete that one but not the copy/paste up here >>34016491 cool cool

>asl
28/M/Wiltshire/bi
>about me
I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people
>interests
Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating
>looking for
Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks.
>not looking for
People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic.
>tag
Captain0ppai

> ASL
39 - Male, South West (Live alone, own house, decent job in finance)

> About me
I write, I enjoy history, boardgames, walks, cats. I don't drink or do drugs. I do engage in BDSM.

> Looking for
Looking for girls with a past history of abuse for serious/meaningful conversation.

If you want to try something different, come see what happens.

> Not looking for
Trans/femboys/men/porn 'Stories'

> Contact
Teleguard - SHYHAG5HY
(I don't use discord, but Teleguard's super easy to download, and to ditch after if it doesn't work out)

M UK 39 West Midlands
Discord biffxboff
Kik boffbiff

I don't want your love or your soul. I want your obedience and your body. To use and abuse and play with till satisfied beyond our desires. I want you to offer your body and will to me. When I am done I will set you free. Body satisfied and sore. And your mind lighter. Control is my kink

Very much a non traditional Master. I'm kinky sweet and kind have my own way of doing things. I have a large stocky body. So I hope you like someone. Who will use that body and strength. I'm Sexual Aggressive. Very hands on love power play and control.

Powerplay,Cnc,Slave,Groping,Blindfold, Nudity,Restraints,Cum,Freeuse,

28 / F / Domme
Elegant, exacting, and endlessly enticing. I’m seeking a serious, obedient submissive gent who’s craving real control—kink, discipline, and devotion included. Online or IRL, if you're ready to serve with intent, I’ll make sure you never forget who you belong to.

Kik : GoddessofloveDiane

>ASL
24/M/Jap twink in UK
>About me
I'm going to start work soon, need some motivation to play co-op and multiplayer games :3
>Interests
Literally anything, I love history (least delusional Napoleonic nerd), can chat about philosophy (@me if you know Nishitani), cooking, science (I work in a big building with sick people), etc.
>Hobbies
Video games, maybe I'll get back into photography and poetry writing.
>Looking for
Frens who I can bond with, maybe NSFW >.<
>Not looking for
Relationships
>Contact
sildaneus on discord :3

>ASL:
18 M London UK
>About me:
Lonely weirdo with no friends. About to finish college and I haven't applied for anything so im gonna be a neet for a while.
>Hobbies and stuff:
I like drawing but I'm not really good at it, I used to play a lot of video games but I don't as much nowadays I guess, I like doing dangerous stuff since i like the adrenalin and don't value my life, I like anime and manga. I like hurting myself.
>favourite stuff I like:
My favourite anime series are Kino No Tabi and Haibane Renmei I guess.
My favourite video game series is probably Nier / Drakengard I like them.
My favourite book is hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world.
My favourite music bands are: BMSS, Кинo, Edelweiss, Bathory, Burzum, The Gates, Tarot, Mayhem, idk i like a lot of different stuff i just dont really like rap or rap-adjacent stuff
>Looking for
Friends nearby to help me make irl connections.
>Not looking for
old people, People looking for sexual stuff, people obsessed with politics.
>Discord (buffer account i'll add you on my main if you're cool)
sneedbuffer
>email
83e2f5aa-6f96-473d-866c-37f16b458632@anonaddy.me

Hello, I am looking for friends who are:
1. Anti-Christian (pagan, atheist, etc..)
2. Racist
Let's talk about philosophy and politics and stuff.
Discord @ chewinggummyshark

>ASL
33 m Manchester

>intro / about me
I like to spend my free time with friends, walks around the city, hiking, travelling, swimming or going to the gym, cooking and watching TV Shows.

>Into / LF
I'm looking for: A sub princesses(f) to have fun with inside and outside the bedroom.
My kinks(not requirements) includes orgasm control, cock worship, edging, teasing, breath play, choking, impact , nipple play, ass play , facefucking, bondage, TPE.

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for: Male

>Contact info
platform: Discord
tag: 225538190943977472

>ASL
22 nb UK
>About
Autistic sad retard who likes working on creative projects and learning about the world.
>Looking for
I want to make frens with like-minded people and support each other as we work towards our goals. Mostly looking for frens but a relationship would be nice too.
>Tag
iopzie

>>34019862
Tag doesn't work, are you sure this is discord?

>asl
22,m,south
>about me
somewhat social introvert who doom scrolls most the day, i play a few games but never really stuck with anything for a few months, i also like somewhat deep shows and movies
>lf
someone close by to message/call with and meet up with
>nfl
people far away, not wanting to talk
>disc
koni00486

ASL
25/NB/essex

>intro
Femboy slut looking to be a whore this weekend!
>LF
I'm looking for fellow queers, fem folk and boys to have fun with! Either in person or online!

Not Lf
I'm not looking for asshole!

>Contact info
Kik: anythinuwant73

>>34020200
My bad
Add wazedi

>asl
23/m/hampshire
>looking for
Feeling a bit down in the dumps. Some sloppy joe from a cute girl might pick me back up, if you catch my drift. Alcohol vidya and other shenanigans are also on the table.
>tag
ihavesomeidea88

>ASL
A: 29
S: M
L: Leeds

>intro / about me
Straight (mostly). Friendly. Educated. Gamer. Programmer. Introvert. Leftie/progressive. Medium build, short dark brown hair, greenish eyes. Kinda awkward at first but I'll relax and have a laugh once I know you.

I live alone and work a good job 100% from home, so looking for some company. Either short term, or loving relationship. Come and cuddle with me on the sofa while we drink and watch tv, with a takeaway. Come on holiday with me and see new places.

Ideally I'd like someone nearby, but I drive a lot anyway so I'd travel mostly anywhere in Britain to see you once I know you well enough.

>Into / LF
I'm looking for: Girls only. 18-35. Someone to chat with, maybe vc, maybe video call. Someone to game with. Short term fun is fine but long term relationship is better. Someone to travel to new places with.

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for: Anybody with a penis. Smokers. Anyone who's expecting me to send money - just don't waste your time.

>Contact info
platform: discord
tag: lochzero

https://discord.gg/gwzvrStt6K
new server looking for more members to speak to (uk, new, few members but active and sweet)

28/ uk/ M(straight)
Own place, own car
autistic and bored

anyone going to see have a nice life in london?

im from the netherfrens

Getting there!

>ASL
A:25
S:M
L:Scotland (Edinburgh & Borders)

>intro / about me

Functional enough, work as a software engineer and have loved anything related to a computer since I was a child. Love helping out with random computer issues, helped someone on here write an algorithm for their uni work that was brilliant fun.

Trying to get out socially more, but don't always immediately really hit it off with people in a way that feels organic for me, as much as I've got better over time for general interactions.

Play videogames etc in spare time, general default has been rimworld for a long while, currently on bg3 (as much as I love the Pf2e rules more).

Have a small mountain of edibles, but go through them very slowly, very used to people assuming I'm autistic, have been called funny (hopefully unironically)
>Into / LF
I'm looking for:
Recuperating a bit of a complete social circle, had a very abrupt loss of most social contact outside of work friends back in October.
Unbothered about gender, mostly looking for people to meet up with in the UK.
Being able to go to fringe shows would be amazing, generally texting, getting to know people, etc. :)

>Contact info
platform: Discord
tag: kixapix

Teacher here. Horny for a girl I used to teach and would love to talk about her. If you like Irish girls hmu

Kik pinkskies999

GYBNQ5N2D

>ASL
26/M/UK
>about
Terminally online but not a degenerate loser, its hard to connect with normies when youre this based
Super upbeat, im pretty fun to be around if you can handle racism and awwtism
>hobbies
Theres quite a few, but my favourites would have to be
GOONING 24/7 WHILE ON DRUGS AND SELF HARMING
but when im not self improving, I spend my spare time reading on history, philosophy, military, psychology and engineering, trying to read more manga too like BLAME. I like coffee too. Pretty active for a nerd, i walk a lot, hike a lot, play tennis when i can. I game sometimes which surely goes without saying.
Trying to get into more creative hobbies like drawing, but inspiration can be hard to come by.
/k/ /out/ /bant/ /int/
a lot more than this but this is long enough
>looking for
Girls who are cute and autistic :)
>not looking for
Guys who want to have sex with me, or guys who cutted their penid off :)

>discord tag
localhost_0451

25 m

Would like an online friend to discuss politics and the news (yeah I know boring)

Teleguard: ER5SLWT5F

>ASL
18, f, near manchester
>intro / about me
i like very very old films, reading, rock and metal music. im trying to learn guitar but failing massively. horrors and thrillers <3
>Into / LF
someone to chat with and flirt with when im bored
>Not into / Not LF
people who are dry and boring
>Contact info
platform: discord
tag: b3lalugos1_

ASL
25 - Male - Scotland Near Glasgow

>intro / about me
Games, Anime, Gooning. Like to talk about different things

>Into / LF
I'm looking for:
Looking for Anyone that’s into the same kinda things, or if some is close and looking to meet up
I am bi (sub bottom if that is what your looking for)

Talking on Teleguard at first, but if we get on will move to discord

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for:
People who are rude or just being a dick

>Contact info
platform: Teleguard
tag:Y3CLFZXKL

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers? cccxyy.847

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it? cccxyy.847

26 - Male - near Bristol

just posting here in case anyone local to Bristol / Somerset or Gloucestershire lurks here that can play guitar and has a similar music taste to me and would like to jam with my band and watch some gigs in Bristol

Am generally into 60's garage and 70's rock like bowie, post-punk / new wave, anything to do with Factory records and dubby disco (early pil, ESG). Also like dnb / techno / acid, basically whatever Soulwax would play.

Send us what sort of music you're into or any demos you've done to my Telegram - NO LIBTARDS LOL

t.me/michaelsamsung

>>34036442
Added. Our interests align perfectly! I'd be happy to teach you guitar.

Discord: vrykolakaic

>ASL
29/m/Hereford,

>intro / about me
Bit of a nerd, quite laid back, into nerdy shit, old retro games, big long countryside walks. spend a lot of time with my dog.


>Contact info
Discord: powelljackd

>>34036442


Into older at all? I don't want to add if you aren't ok with guys 10 years older but close by....

>ASL
32/M/Devon
>About me
I'm going to speedrun a bunch of bullet points, here goes. White, or if you want to be specific, anglo-hellenic. Six feet on the dot. Fat. Not so fat that there are things I can't do, I just have a bad habit of eating my feelings. Black hair, brown eyes, lots of body hair (thank you hellenic ancestry), body pretty much designed for long warm reassuring hugs. Above-average strength and stamina despite all the fat. Was raised Catholic but these days...meh. Dropped out of university, now I work in finance so swings and roundabouts, I guess. I don't get out enough. Seasonal depression. Assertive personality bordering on main character syndrome. Strong sense of right and wrong, have put my own job at risk more than once on points of principle. Trains are cool. One Piece is life. I like books, my house is full of them. Don't really play video games. My greatest aspiration is for it to be Saturday morning for ever and ever. Second-greatest aspiration is to write for television. I live alone in my own house but have a good relationship with my parents. I can't drive, my reflexes are dangerously poor. I despise people but deeply love individuals. I can't stand modern society and I don't use a smartphone. On my character sheet I put way too many points into cooking skill, specialising in baked goods.
>Looking for
I am that fool who hopes to find true love on 4chan. Please be at least some of the following: Sweet, loving and genuine. Strong morals like mine. Feminine but not necessarily female. Your position on the political compass is not relevant as long as you will entertain debate and consider ideas from both sides. Ideally, someone who believes the government is out to get us no matter whether it's the red team or the blue team. Anime enjoyers preferred. Sense of humour essential. Any age, any religion, any location within the UK, but no vegetarians or vegans.
>contact
Add me on Discord uraby210

24/f - Beccaxrose28

Want some horny chat, willing to do rates, and just share porn pls

I feel horny and I would like to have fun telegram Kik shainat21

>ASL
22/f/uk
>about me
i'm a introvert that's trying to get out of my shell. i want to spend this summer actually leaving the house and exploring london. i like gaiming, reading, legos and nature.
>I'm looking for
people who are around my age that want to meet up and do stuff this summer
>I'm not looking for
people who are significantly older than me and don't want to meet up.
>Contact info
duckberry82627

I’m looking for a cuck

If anyone wants a Dom, add me 18+ only and all stays private

Also share anonymously if you want

https://t.me/IncogNoteBot?start=7gy1xsljqv

Ill loyalty test your girl
You can show her off to me
We can play the dice game on telegram
Share stuff you aren’t meant to have

Kik - ragnarok246862
Snap - danwisks
Telegram - random1629
Discord - anonymous_antman164

> ASL
39 - Male, South West (Live alone, own house, decent job in finance)

> About me
I write, I enjoy history, boardgames, walks, cats. I don't drink or do drugs. I do engage in BDSM.

> Looking for
Looking for girls with a past history of abuse for serious/meaningful conversation.

If you want to try something different, come see what happens.

> Not looking for
Trans/femboys/men/porn 'Stories'

> Contact
Teleguard - SHYHAG5HY
(I don't use discord, but Teleguard's super easy to download, and to ditch after if it doesn't work out)

>ASL
28/M/UK – West Midlands
>About Me
Chill guy, 5'7, short hair, Pansexual. Pretty laid-back and open-minded, kinda horny.
>Interests
Gaming, walking, TV & movies, video editing, and whatever else grabs my interest.
>What I'm Looking For
M, F, anything in-between and/or beyond. I wouldn’t mind some lewd chats, especially if you’re the dominant type. I do want to suck a dick cuz I haven’t done it before, so meet ups if you're nearby.
>Tag
Discord: tamris

>>34042085
I'm 24, male, recently moved to Herts just outside London for work this summer. Huge extrovert, I love gaming, I read and write, and nature.

Discord: vrykolakaic

Kik Goddessoflovediane
27 F UK
Domme here with 5 years of experienced looking for a kinky nerd guy aged 23 above. Doesnt matter if you're inexperience as long as you are willing to obey and to listen. Must be trainable and willing to fully commit into long term online or IRL basis.

Can send live selfies !

>intro / about me im here looking for someone to distract myself i'm 22 F

>Into / LF
I'm looking for: someone to play talk dirty and make good vids... Or vc

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for: bored ppls i like have fun

>Contact info
platform: kik
tag: shainat21

>>34043902
>kinky
yes
>nerdy
yes
>submissive
yes
>has kik
nope, got a discord?

>>34016349 (OP)
>asl
21/m/southeast
>about
Certified autist who works minimum wage at a hotel that might as well be Fawlty Towers. I like history, tabletop rpgs, tanks, games about tanks, old youtube shitposts, and some other boilerplate nerd hobbies, as well as talking with my small circle of internet friends. I own a motorbike and I'm slowly putting together a suit of armour. Well-mannered, parents still married, 1 spaniel, 1 grey tuxedo cat
>looking for
More friends, ideally ones who share some of my interests and live locally enough that I can regularly visit. Maybe a girlfriend, if we get along well enough
>not looking for
Hookups, sellers, people I can't really get along with - jews, jeets, joggers, pride paraders, mudslimes, the usual blacklist

>>34046569
mb, forgot tag because it's 4am
discord, burninforyou_11780

>>34046569
no warthunder btw gaijin should bite the kerb

Female from essex alone at home doing cam sexting gfe custom and more i charge and i'm willing to verify


>> My accounts:
>> Tele : littlesaarah
>> TeGuard:VNCDK4EGM
>> Disc : _lovelysarah_

>ASL
26 m uk sub

>Kinks
Free use, sissification, degradation, rough, hypno, forced fem, tied, etc

>Looking for
Rough and mean doms to use and abuse me, and push me further into my fantasies

>Not looking for
Casual chat

>Tag (Discord)
recursivecaffeine

Vnes7 on telegram

29/f/uk (south)

Looking for a cute guy to have fun with.

Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game? emyriion

26/nb mtf/NW

looking for friends but ill talk to whoever, im a shut in trying to come out of my shell a bit. i just got into brewing coffee so thats my new hobby, i used to play guitar but im really rusty these days

discord: sykomode

Let's spice things up a little, shall we? emyzeth

26/F/England
>About you
It’s been a while since I was last on here, but I met some really lovely people back then and thought I’d give it another go. I enjoy arts and crafts, playing video games, and going to music festivals. I also try to stay active and love getting outdoors whenever I can.
>Looking For
I miss having online friends to chat with and share interests. I’d love to connect with people who are into similar things. Just looking for genuine conversations. No weird stuff, please.
>Contact
discord: socrandomname

>>34036442
Why did you randomly block me out of nowhere? Went from calling me daddy to ghosting lmao

>>34051665
Post screenshots or it didn't happen.

>>34051665
I was just deleting my account im sorry :(

>>34051696
Well if you ever get back on I guess you know where to find me

>asl
28/M/Wiltshire/bi
>about me
I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people
>interests
Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating
>looking for
Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks.
>not looking for
People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic.
>tag
Captain0ppai

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities. emaquiie

Female from essex alone at home
i can verfiy and i do charge dm only if interested
>> My accounts:
>> Tele : littlesaarah
>> TeGuard:VNCDK4EGM
>> Disc : _lovelysarah_

18f so I'm super fucking racist, and I want to talk about that, because I'm at a point in my life where I'm very fucking confused and I need a good chat. Thank you don't be a dick old

My Kik is: esmeegaatmee

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight? emyzeth

>>34053658
>>34040462
These are both spambots

>ASL
26/M/UK london
>aboutEnergetic, I always have something new I wanna do, especially IRL
Extroverted introvert, super talkative, popular with the based, invisible to the norms.
THE most infectiously positive man on 4chan, the void of loneliness is no match for my indomitable human spirit
Soon to be an ATC apprentice, MASSIVE aviation nerd, i will yap about planes a lot
"Undiagnonsed but im pretty sure"
Professional chuddy, but it doesnt pay well.
>hobbies
Drawing, pretty recent addition helps with the isolation, and I get regular inspiration from surreal dreams and nightmares
Dancing, very new but learning fast, getting into; techno, salsa, merengue, waltz
Travelling and exploring, traveled to Croatia, Czech, Germany, Ireland and unfortunately Fr*nce too. I try to explore London when I can but doing it alone is such a mood killer
Walks in nature, especially by the sea, It helps me meditate and process things better, which is next to impossible in London
Tennis, Rock climbing, Chess, Gaming, casually /fit/
Looking to get into: Music composition, electronic mostly. Languages, I'm learning German and Japanese at the moment, Photography, /fa/shion, cosplay
>Music
I feel my emotions better through music, always finding new artists and sounds, on an electronic buzz these days, listening to techno dnb, breakcore and other electronic genres.
My fave artists rn include: Sink Saiko, Goreshit, Squarepusher, Boards of Canada, Camel, The National, Tommy Guerrero, Massive Attack.
>looking for
frens i can hang w IRL

>tag
botebuns

20 m
discord: meowskullfanboy

18/manchester

>a little about me
autist in college, i dont really play too many games but i like bed rotting and being awesome [idk find out more by adding me]

>looking for
people also in manchester to hang out irl with, even if its just walking around manny or chilling in a park (i really need to go outside more)

>not looking for
rapists

>discord tag
ghostieari

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight? emaquiie

Generous guys, you know where to find me. emyzeth

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me? emaquiie

Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight? emaquiie

Female from essex bored at home and providing services, i charge and i can verify
>> My accounts:
>> Tele : littlesaarah
>> TeGuard:VNCDK4EGM
>> Disc : _lovelysarah_

19, M, North West

>intro / about me
im a student and i have many interests ik love video games reading and watching dystopian films.

>Into / LF
preferably people close to me

>Not into / Not LF
weirdos, cis men.

>Contact info
platform:discord
tag: junkieoftrash

>ASL
M/28/Surrey
>About me
Mourning the breakdown of my former normie life, now an asocial loner attempting to reforge myself. I value those who do not take life overly seriously, but have an interest in the wider world. Won't be much good for philosophical conversations, but I'll chat about most anything.
I fish, hike, read, write and take long drives. Interested in history, geography, geopolitics, maps, culture, current events and nature. Former polydrug user. Most would likely label me far right, but I am strongly anti capitalist, and despise the sleazy, disingenous con artists generally associated with the right nowadays.
Straight, 6ft, white, hazel eyes, brown hair.
>Looking for
Companionship & discussion.
>Not looking for
Try me.
>Contact info
Discord: .conchobar.

Female alone at home doing cam sexting gfe custom and more i charge and i'm willing to verify
>> My accounts:
>> Tele : littlesaarah
>> TeGuard:VNCDK4EGM
>> Disc : _lovelysarah_

Still looking for my Devon Bird Nerd.

Hopefully they show up soon!

kik - AquaFresh8.0

Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day? emaquiie

Looking for someone to meet my wife in a bar, chat her up take her home and make me her feet hang from the bed then make me llick her soles while you use her
Discord: stur91

>ASL
M/31/Leicester
>About me
Basically lost all IRL friends over lockdown and haven't recovered since. Looking for people I can meet in person to try and reconstruct my social life. Go out drinking, go out to flower shows, I don't care I just want to find a life outside a computer screen.
>Looking for
People I can meet up with in person for fun at least a once or twice a year.
>Not looking for
More online friends.
>Contact info
Discord: Lilucia

>>34056132
don't bother with this one, she has a BF, and will only tell you this after several days of talking and trying to ask you to pay for her shit.

>about you
Russian, 30m, living in London
>physical description
6'1, long brown curly hair (ponytail), glasses, beard, tattoos
>life situation
currently working as a head teacher (school principal), make enough to live on my own and potentially support one more person
>hobbies/interests
motorcycles, gaming, metal, kickboxing, calisthenics, DIY, hiking, stand up comedy
>kinks
dom, into pretty rough stuff
>religious beliefs
none/agnostic
>not looking for
fatsos, men, anyone older than 25
>contact
disc: airways3.14

>>34062115
forgot to say I'm looking for someone as kinky as I am, something long term, bpd/abandonment/daddy issues welcome

27 / F / Domme
KIK: GoddessofloveDiane

Discrete Nurse Domme here looking for a potential servant. Doesnt matter if you're inexperienced, as long as you are trainable and obedient. I can send live selfie
introduce yourself and why should i pick you as my servant.. only looking for one so give me your best shot !

Generous guys, you know where to find me. emyzeth

New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts? emyzeth

21 tgirl Uk

looking for a guy who would have a fun time wrapping a trans girl in way too many layers of things until she cant move. then keeping her and maybe even making it impossible to get her out. drop me a message if youd like to help and are from the uk x

kik- lilywifex

>asl
28/M/Wiltshire/bi
>about me
I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people
>interests
Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating
>looking for
Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks.
>not looking for
People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic.
>tag
Captain0ppai

>ASL
28/M/UK – West Midlands
>About Me
Chill guy, 5'7, short hair, Pansexual. Pretty laid-back and open-minded. Kinda horny too.
>Interests
Gaming, walking, TV & movies, video editing, and whatever else grabs my interest.
>What I'm Looking For
M, F, anything in-between and/or beyond. If you’re the dominant type and call me a good boy, I'll swoon very quickly. I do want to suck a dick cuz I haven’t done it before.
>Tag
Discord: tamris

>ASL
A:33
S:M
L:London

>intro / about me
UK prof. Regularly horny but down for chat.
>Into / LF
I'm looking for: Naughty Fs who want to fuck their prof. Curious Ms. Interesting people

I'm not looking for: dick pics

>Contact info
snap: Brokenfingers_1

21 f uk
Into archaic poetry (I write)/horror + french/classic literature (but into lit a lot, just some my favourite combination)/all facets of human history save for stuff like india and the balkans though I might later on/(armchair) psychology and psychoanalysis or how I became a pseudointellectual/into stem, biology and human nature, lots of fields of knowledge really/loads and loads of music.

looking for female friends who I can meet up with irl. No freaks, degenerates, faggots, libtards
(Huge ask I know)

>>34065419
_tsu_1793

>>34061935
well, she didn't mention anything besides looking for people to hang out with? never go full retard

>ASL
24/m/norf
>About
communications graduate and current neet whilst I work towards some personal goals. I enjoy modding old consoles and filling them with games I’ll never play. I just got back from my 2nd Japan trip.
>Hobbies/Interests
I'm passionate about vidya games (single player), lifting and film. some more casual interests include: animanga, literature, cooking, tech and travel. eclectic tastes in most of these things, if it exists in these fields, chances are I’ve at least heard of it. If you have a backloggd or letterboxd that’s kewl.
>Looking for
uk / eu based friends with similar interests to shoot the shit with, chat about interests etc,always looking for more game, film and book recommendations. Usually cba with multiplayer stuff, but I’d be down to stream games or movies and such.
>Not looking for
nsfw or romance (like actually though), ‘muh depression’ types, abrasive people.
>Contact
tabitsuki

Never posted on /soc/ before, do people actually meet on here? 90% of this thread is just other blokes posting their socials with no responses

There was a girl from England that would come over to the US once a year to see me. Usually around my birthday, I miss her.

>>34029191
tag doesnt work

>>34067607
Looks like my tag got changed! Should be back now, try again, sorry :)

Asl: 21m bi Norf east
Intro: mega autist, based and redpilled, normies DNI, average norf chad, stoner and alcoholic
Looking for: cute boys, incels, based people, artists
Not looking for: females, attention whores, normies
Contact: discord, thecumcrusader

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile. emyriion

>asl
19/M/Hampshire
>about me
schizophrenic retard living with parents scrooling /ck/ and /fit/ all day and consooming tranime
>interests
Cooking, football, touhou, visual novels, any kind of moe jp content, MLP
>looking for
Irl friends in my area and just people in the UK i can just talk to online maybe more yk, but i actually don't want to spend summer alone i want to have people to hang out with or talk to atleast
>not looking for
weird people, weird gay men going after me, people who add and don't talk
>tag
asurax10

>>34069109
oh yh posting face cause im not a poosay

illpozin kik 23
Want some brutal scottish bulls/r4pists to trib a nearby tomboy or wwyd

https://discord.gg/Y9E4exff

Any bad dads or brothers looking to share daughters or sisters? I have my cute chubby wife in return.

kik is babymelissa665

any gymbros want to admire each other muscles or something ..
>tag
xhhssx

>>34065419
>tsu
definitely not worth the add. She will proceed to try and lecture you like a DEI conference.
Avoid like the plague, femanons.

>>34069112
looks like one, tho

>>34071173
>No freaks, degenerates, faggots, libtards
doesn't sound like DEI to me

31 m UK
Bored at work, horny and hungover.

Tease me with feet, goth chicks, tits and big cock. Or just chat, I'm open to most things.

Make the next 7 hours unbearable and frustrating.

Kentgooner1993

Teacher here. Horny for a girl I used to teach, would love a good chat about her. If you like Irish girls hmu

Kik pinkskies999

27 M UK

Kik: DA5498

Tall, hung UK guy looking for femanons to chat and goon with. I'm good looking, nice bone structure, long hair

Interests: history, anthropology, gaming, writing, reading, metal music

Bonus points if you want to hear about my sci-fi setting

31 M UK

Looking for longer term chat buds into chatting about and sharing chavs and girls wearing leather/shiny/metallic outfits

P8JHYTWA5

>ASL
23/m/Scotland
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Physical description
5'10, decentley fit physique, 6/10 face no weird abnormalities. Longish brown hair with autistic doll eyes.
>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
Currentley NEET as I dont enjoy being mogged by middle aged, middle class women just to earn tokens to feed myself. I spend alot of my time drawing anime/video game stuff and am doing my best to become a professional in the field. I like to play FF14 in the evenings, I go to MTG twice a week and really enjoy reading and am bit obsessive when it comes to narratives and storys.
>Looking for
A gf i can have pose nude so I can practice drawing more, just kidding, kinda...I can't say looking for anything specific looks or personality wise. Quiet or chatty personality's are fine.
>Not looking for
Someone who will ghost me over how I look. If you dont like how I look and dont want to keep talking to me thats fine but atleast tell me
>Favorite album
I listen to video game ost on youtube...
>Contact
jagan_2002
>Final remarks

>28/M/UK
>quiet at first, but open up around the right people
>into art, animation, games, anime, animals
>spend most days online watching movies or YouTube, gaming, or doodling
>some people say I’m chill
>looking for kind, patient, genuine people
>wanting UK-based friends, maybe something more (gf)
>don’t care about looks

discord: newspecies.1

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight. emaquiie

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities. emyzeth

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight? emaquiie

Welsh girls
T. Me /welshog

>>34073864
That tag for Kik, Tele or disc? Fellow chav lover here wanting to connect

Milesjared on Kik for this London slut

> ASL
39 - Male, South West (Live alone, own house, decent job in finance)

> About me
I write, I enjoy history, boardgames, walks, cats. I don't drink or do drugs. I do engage in BDSM.

> Looking for
Looking for girls with a past history of abuse for serious/meaningful conversation.

If you want to try something different, come see what happens.

> Not looking for
Trans/femboys/men/porn 'Stories'

> Contact
Teleguard - SHYHAG5HY
(I don't use discord, but Teleguard's super easy to download, and to ditch after if it doesn't work out)

32/m
I can get champions league tickets through my job and am looking for women over 18 that like football and want to come with me. You can pay for the ticket with a blowjob.
Discord is treebeard0872

>ASL
24/M/Jap in UK
>About me
I'm going to start work soon, need some motivation to play co-op and multiplayer games :3
>Interests
Literally anything, I love history (least delusional Napoleonic nerd), can chat about philosophy (@me if you know Nishitani), cooking, science (I work in a big building with sick people), etc.
>Hobbies
Video games, maybe I'll get back into photography and poetry writing.
>Looking for
Frens who I can bond with, can NSFW chat
>Not looking for
Relationships
>Contact
sildaneus on discord :3

>asl
43/m/UK (N.I. currently but London based these days for my sins)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being from here. If you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own then see above.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify it as a “hobby”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it.
>Contact

Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision

>ASL
A:22
S:F
L:Wales

>intro / about me
5" , Ebony Domme looking for subs

>Into / LF
I'm looking for:
Subs.. pass the boredom..
Into anything.. luv humiliation luv teasing white boys

>Contact info
platform:
Twitter..for now : Lumbertoes

Female from essex at home
doing sessions
i can verify
>> My accounts:
>> Tele : littlesaarah
>> TeGuard:332MZ4862
>> Disc : sarahdoherty8

Kik - Megan_k1998
Into being blackmailed rps. Hmu if you wanna chat about it. Also love playing risky exhibition games

I’m 23, F, Uk

Looking for a guy who was like 35 ish from Leeds worked in tech and got shipped out to Bangkok for a week for work... You know who you are...

It's velvet..

I think your discord was like mandemx3

I hope you see this

>asl
28/M/Wiltshire/bi
>about me
I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people
>interests
Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating
>looking for
Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks.
>not looking for
People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic.
>tag
Captain0ppai

M 29 uk switch bi into all sorts mainly breeding and feet, would love to meet someone and maybe even meet up if it kicks off
Kik soleswitchguy381

Discord- burpybones
Telegram-@BurpyBones
Kik- BurpyBones
M-UK 0ver 30
Very much a non traditional Master. I'm kinky kind have my own way of doing things. I have a large stocky body. So I hope you like someone. Who will use that size and strength. Sexual Aggressive. Very hands on love power play and control. Hoping to find sexual submissives and couples. I’m looking for someone with their own interests, someone who thrives on honest conversations. I ask that you are serious about submission. Age, body, and looks are not particularly important. what matters is your ability to engage in conversation and your curious, open-minded nature. On the kinky side cnc, cum, gang bangs, orgies, public, biting, licking, biteing , water sports, pet play, collars and leashes, lingerie, race play, hentai, breeding, pregnant, role play, toys
Also like exploring taboos and trying new things. I appreciate discussing and learning about new and unusual kinks and interests

>>34016349 (OP)
22/M/England
>intro / about me
I'm straight and into drawing and writing. If you know what Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls is, you probably know me (I run a big channel related to it). Interested in becoming an animator and currently in university for it.
>Into / LF
Looking for a girlfriend, but generally anyone who is interested in creating and watching films (bonus if you like NNSG). Age isn't much of a bother for me but at least be above 18.
>Not into / Not LF
Trannies, hook-ups, scammers, femboys
>Contact info
platform: Discord
tag: haruno_w4r

Female from essex alone at home
doing sessions for cost and i verify add me

>> My accounts:
>> Tele : littlesaarah
>> TeGuard:332MZ4862
>> Disc : sarahdoherty8

>asl
18/Male/UK (South East) - IM GAY

>interests / about me
I like playing multiplayer games with people, just a casual 5'2 guy, looking into reading books in the future, love artists like lady gaga, charli xcx, you name it :)

>looking for
Someone who might want to be friends or a bit closer who plays games like Roblox/Valorant/Minecraft (all other sorts) & lives pretty near me

> Not looking for
anyone above the age 23


Discord: maxdd0

>ASL
29 M UK, south coast, bottom gay guy

>About me
Not your standard 4chan user - sociable, outgoing, has a good social life, on the left. Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'8, slim/average build. Work in marketing

>Looking for
A nerdy white guy in the UK (or willing to relocate) who can be dominant, is looking for a serious relationship, and isn't scared of moving fairly quickly.

Things that are a bonus: guys who like to be affectionate, needy, dominant, right wing (think opposites attract!)

>contact
discord: keepmeonurradar
telegram: twb96
<3

>ASL
A: 26 (soon 27)
S: Male
L: Staffordshire

>intro / about me
Straight, depressed, full-time working normie (for the most part) probably autistic, have issues reading social queues and sarcasm, find it hard to start a conversation but if you have a topic I can maybe add to it. Only have friends from 4chan nowadays, all irl friends ditched me :/ stuck in the early 2000s basically, my whole setup is to remind me of the good times. interests: Music, Games, Movies, Anime... the norm really. M: Mindless Self Indulgence, Uncle Outrage, Blink-182, Sum 41, Bowling for Soup, Simple Plan, Avril Lavigne, Sabaton and way more just ask. G: Hoi4, battlefield, Stardew Valley, Project Zombie and again more. M: Anything ww2 tbf. A: Cyberpunk Edgerunners, Lucky Star, Hellsing, Toradora, Squid girl and more.

>Into / LF
I'm looking for:
People in the UK, and UK only please

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for:
Gooners, sex pests, people who don't understand the word no. people outside the UK

>Contact info
platform: Discord
tag: averagekenny

Generous guys, you know where to find me.

24+ only please.

>ASL
30/F/UK
>About/Hobbies
Stardew/Rune Factory, 3D printing, music production and festivals, random other vidya that I nab to play with friends
>Looking For
Friends to chat with through the day, good connections, people with interesting lives and interesting tales, lonely souls, chatterboxes, music sharers
>Not Looking For
Low effort, arguments, political talks, "you're my only friend" energy, people adding me for reasons not related to my post
>Tag
__gradientdescnt__
(double _ )

Anyone got chav sluts to share? School’s out, it’s hot, and the parks and supermarkets are overrun with the dressed little shits

QE8L9EDKG

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?

> Age :
19
> Sex:
Female
>Doing:
Cam sessions, sexting , GFE Package, Customs, SPH , JOI and more
> Things to know :
I charge and i can verify if u want me to
>Not into :
Time wasters and fake people thanks
> Accounts :
>> Tele : littlesaarah
>> TeGuard:LLVSLQY9L
>> Disc : sarahdoherty8

>>34016349 (OP)
K-Konnichiwa y'all ^~^, the names eddy, eddyrachia, DATTEBAYO! i am 18 years young x3, im frome wales(AKA the BESTEST COUNTERY EVAA (lots of hairy bvlls uwu)), im half jewish MAZELTOV! oh ~ andd i love COCK ~~nya. aaanyway ill cut to the chase desu heh*puts arm behind head bashfully*.

kinks: i want to be RAPED HARD by BBC, puppy play (arf!), humiliation, SCAT <3, piss, diaper play, crinkling, sounding, wow ermm i really like a lot huh... please just dm me anything, im probably down, i just need a master to please, and spam porn with LULZ.

interests: zionism, stamp collecting, rick and morty (high iq)

ILL SOIL MY DIAPIE IF U PULL MY TAIL RAWR x3

just spam with with porn and ill send u similar shit <3
or send my your cock and ill send you my bussy <3

discord: eddrachia388

>>34088787
u need help

>>34068946
Im in the north east, accept my discord invite.

repost after i got added off this thread (i guess unicorn lurkers do exist after all kek)


>ASL
24/M/London, UK

>About/Hobbies
Tall white nerd with a soft spot for fantasy lore and dark academia. I write and deep dive into psychological rabbit holes like it’s a personality trait. Into vidya when i have time, hiking, fashion & athletic shit in general.

>Looking For
Night owls, clever weirdos, emotionally complex people, preferably if you're around London, if you aren't in the UK, DNI
>Not Looking For
Surface-level chats, trad LARPing, copy-paste “wyd” energy, crypto bros, people who ghost after one message, gooners, friend collectors and just weirdos and porn addicts in general.

>Tag
vrykolakaic

>>34087914
you were in Texas as _gradientdescent, now in UK, someone said youre a dude, ffs get your shit together

>ASL F 22 from us


>intro / i'm a bored and horny girl

>Into
I'm looking for: someone to have fun

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for: someone bored

>Contact info
platform: kik
tag: shainat21

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around.

>>34068946
Hii am norf east twink here :3 accept my inv I'm sildaneus

>ASL
A:21
S:M
L:Norf West

>intro / about me
I am into nerdy shit like history, gaming and anime. Just a warning I am a bit of an autist but is that even surprising with interests like that. I love 80s music too. I’m a lanky fuck with fluffy black hair and glasses, I have a twink build but am 6’2.
>Into / LF
I'm looking for: a chubby or fat girl. I’ve always only ever been into bigger women yet have never had any luck with finding them.
>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for: Skinny women.
>Contact info
Snap: ne0ngen3sisevan
Disc: sgttoasterbath

Recently married M firefighter looking for even more excitement in his day to day

37, hung, straight

Telegram @tomthewanderer

> Age :
19
> Sex:
Female
>Doing:
Cam sessions, sexting , GFE Package, Customs, SPH , JOI and more
> Things to know :
I charge and i can verify if u want me to
>Not into :
Time wasters and fake people thanks
> Accounts :
>> Tele : littlesaarah
>> TeGuard:332MZ4862
>> Disc : sarahdoherty8

Lucy_w2005 (kik)

I’m 19, f uk. Looking for friends and a safe place to talk about anything and everything with strangers :) x

Message me with your asl and any questions

31 M UK cuck looking for other Brit buds that are into chavs and irls that wear leather, vinyl, metallic or similar outfits.

Teleguard: EPTJFYME9
Kik: w3akboi

22 F Anyone horny to play dirty? Kik estefybritt

>ASL
22/M/Midlands

>intro
Male looking for fuck with feminine companion in midlands area

>Not into / Not LF
Masculinity

>Contact info
Disc: whitewaterking

I always thought I was a shallow cunt until I started to talk to people from here

>>34082787
Ghoster

>>34092249
When you say this without screenshots, all I hear is "I'm not interesting enough for them to want to keep talking to me"

22F I'm feeling dirty and hot, someone horny to distract us? Kik: shainat21


Can verify

Anyone pump to irls?

Let's trade and jerk to girls we know non nude and goon

>>34096919
Forgot Kik it's goonergooner10

25 M UK

I like to turn cuties into my personal, obedient findom toilet slaves, to use and abuse for my pleasure. To own you in your entirety.

You don't have to enjoy everything done to you, in fact I might prefer it if you don't... you just have to obey. If being totally owned by a cruel master who doesn't care about your pleasure sounds like a fun time, then you know who to talk to~
Just please don't be a bore, otherwise owning you isn't a very attractive prospect...

Kik: whitegoldmaster

>>34092249
I have been speaking to this boy daily for almost a month with no problems whatsoever so this is definitely a fucking skill issue

>ASL
A:26
S:M
L:Leeds

>intro / about me
Warhammer, Airsoft, gaming, JDM cars, Golf,
Likes complaining about working in tech, Huge Fromsoft fanboy...
>Into / LF
I'm looking for: General chit chat, and anything beyond... Im a male in male fields but that doesnt give me the opportunity to chat to lasses

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for:
Any form of contact with dudes/Femboys/Trans women, if you got a dick, respectfully no thanks
>Contact info
platform: Discord vapour_zee
Kik: RouterResetter

29 / femboy / south coast
Discord: xylx123
Looking for whatever

>asl
23 / M / Cumbria (North West)

>Description
6'2, slim, green hair, brown eyes

>Looking for
Casual meets, open to experimenting

>Not looking for
Hairy old men, ghosts, sellers

>Interests and Hobbies
Walks, dance music, fantasy books, psychedelics

>Contact
Discord: physiologically
Snap: wrist2245

>ASL
30/M/South Coast
>Description
White, 5"9, 160lbs, long hair, mildly fem looking but still a cis dude. Look way younger than I am. Aging twink vibes.
>Looking for
Straight curious dudes who wanna nut and ghost. I love being the easy practice fuck.
>Not looking for
50+, obese, effeminate, actual femanons, anyone outside the UK
>Interests and Hobbies
Other than sucking off random dudes? I have a stressful full time job and work a lot of overtime. I like long walks, beach days and play vidya (4X/JRPG's mostly). Liberal & Georgist politics. Realistically no one cares about this anyway.
>Contact
Kik: BambiXBambi
Snap: BambooBamuh

26M UK(Yorks)
Fit white guy that is career orientated -- this keeps me from going out and meeting people much besides online.
Interested in movies, games, reading, working out. Looking for women, any and all races. Have a range of kinks, mostly connected with domination.
Not looking for men and completely dominant women.
Disc: cyclespiral

>ASL
30/M/North East
>Description
White, 5"9, 160lbs, muscular/athletic.
>Looking for
Open to most people, better to look at what I'm not looking for
>Not looking for
old (50+) or obese,
>Interests and Hobbies
Games, sport, gym, walks with the dog, motorbikes, cars etc
Contact
Disc: rl1293

>ASL
22 nb South (not too far from London)
>Description
gay retard creative autist mentally-ill
>Looking for
fren. someone to distract me from bad thoughts. someone who we can share goals with and help each other achieve. possibly a partner (im pan)
>Note that
I may take a while to respond. It is not an indication that I don't like you.
>Discord
iopzie

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?

Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know.

>asl
24 / f / North Wales

>Description
Honestly never measured my height, slim, short black hair, brown eyes

>Looking for
Honestly just chatting shit. Love a good natter about anything really

>Not looking for
Willies, etc.

>Interests and Hobbies
Complaining, a lil gaming, building/modding tech stuff, old crusty movies, surfing, ancient history, being an insufferable rural countryside person

>Contact
Kik- CelticWhispers

I'm looking real submissive slave and married man to worship my body and ass, I want to control you and command you. If you want submit dm your ASL to my Kik m1ssmarie

>asl
36 / M / Birmingham

>Description
5'8, slim, short hair, beard

>Looking for
Looking for chats, recently broken up and realised how lonely I am. Work from home and just looking to have some contact with others.

>Not looking for
Arrogant people

>Interests and Hobbies
I'm a positive person, I have ambition, dreams of the future. Watch Netflix, sci-fi mostly. Programming and learn about tech etc.

>Contact
Kik- MasonJarChair

26 female
Looking for an ana coach
Kik: ChanceEauFraiche
No, I didn’t misspell anal.
Only looking for people with prior experience.

>ASL
35+/M/UK Leicestershire
>About Me
Upfront and direct I do work and have a life outside can’t always be available. I'm looking for fun genuine girls and guys Not looking for anything serious or involved. Enjoy I people who can laugh and joke and have down to earth conversations as well as get nice and dirty too. Do work a lot so my chats are on and off.
>Interests enjoy console gaming, audio books, comics and geek stuff. As well as warhammer lore
Gaming, walking, TV & movies,

>Tag
Discord>burpybones Kik>BurpyBones
Tellgram>@BurpyBones

>>34016349 (OP)
Greetings
>ASL
Late 20's / F

>intro / about me
I had an injury and im off work / can't work out for a while so looking to chat some shite for a while pic related is current progress
enjoy music, working out, politics, fashion, boys who are actually girl, true crime

>Into / LF
I'm looking for:
Other folks to chat to whilst i recover
I'll probably get a fair few adds so if you've read this after adding me just post a lil bit about yourself
pref those who have a singular hobby that isn't consuming

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for:
talk to people about working out, this is literally my entire friend group and i need some autism

>Contact info
platform:
disdcord
tag:
tapedeckheart

>>34016349 (OP)
>asl
32/M/Southeast
>about me
Big, masculine, muscular, hairy dude. Open minded. Music maker. Pasta cooker. Animal lover. Big and grumpy on the outside, but really quite soft and gentle too.
>interests/hobbies
Making music. Cooking. Animals & nature. Some vidya. Programming. Indie gamedev.
>looking for
Cute soft feminine people who are fun to talk to.
>not looking for
Schizos, people who take life too seriously
>discord
harmonicaine
>kik
squidboi_

>ASL
23 M East Cheshire

>About me
5”11, slim/slightly muscular build, redhead, 6 inches, heavy cummer

>Looking for
Girls or couples who want to either want to hookup or exchange nudes and pics

>Not looking for
Single guys

>Contact
Kik + Telegram: GingerNinja245
Snap + Discord: stelo_1008

>>34104327
Added.

I'm a writer mostly, but I like the occasional vidya and some other stuff.

Discord: vrykolakai

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?

A: 25
S: M
L: North West England

>intro / about me
5'10 straight introvert, Kinda awkward, will 100% speak before my brain tells me it's dumb. quiet untill i know someone then I yap
>Into / LF
Anyone to play games with or do something IRL (18-30), will pretty much do anything aslong as im with someone and having a good time
>Not into / Not LF
Someone who cant take a joke, I say alot of things that OOC would get me canceled but its all jokes

>Contact info
platform: Discord
tag: roo1a. (with the .)

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get?

>ASL
A: 29
S: M
L: South Wales

>intro / about me

Fucking nerd. Pretty laid back, definitely a sprinkle of the 'tism, glasses, brown hair, green eyes. I read a lot, play video games, go hiking and work out. Have a weird mix of conservative and liberal views. I play D&D, as DM most of the time due to a lack of them (everyone wants to play, nobody wants to DM) Anything else you can figure out along the way

>Into / LF
I'm looking for:
Companionship, Someone easy going but still willing to put the effort in. Brits or Euro's. Someone to encourage to work on themselves, and have them encourage me too.
>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for:
Men (I have enough male friends)
>Contact info
platform: Discord
tag: panchothe2nd

>>34104327
I'll have a more complete intro I can send if you add me but for some basics. 31/M/UK although not a particularly masculine one. Hobbies include cooking, video games, TTRPGs, music, writing and some other bits and pieces. I'm happy to ramble and infodump about the stuff I'm into, if that's your thing, but I'd also love to hear you talk about your own interests too. Your interests are things I either like talking about or would like to hear about.

I added you, and my discord is glasssaxaphone

@wildwest29
group for sharing off verified gf/wife.
DM me to verify and join

>>34016349 (OP)
>ASL
A: 24
S: M
L: East Mids (London on Thursday)

>intro / about me
As well adjusted as someone from this site can be (I don't standout outwardly, appear pretty normal from the offset but I'm 99% sure I'm aspie, social cues are my weakness), love conversation with people about interesting topics, can talk for days about anything if you're engaging but also down to just chill in silence. Gym, sports (MMA, athletics, F1, football and rugby if it's a big game), music (Neo-soul, RnB, rap, jazz, afrobeats), vidya, getting into aviation recently.
Relatively attractive guy in decent shape, 6'0, bi top for the alphabet folk. BBC (joking but like unironically thou)

>Into / LF
I'm looking for:
I'm going to a music event on Thursday the 10th and my friend cancelled on me, can't refund the ticket so if you wanna come to see The Teskey Brothers at the Ally Pally message me, I drive so if you're on the way I can pick you up. Male, female, straight, gay, whatever your vibe is I'm down as long as your clean and wanna have conversation, down to keep it friendly if you ain't interested in anything else.
Outside of the music event I'm currently single, everyone knows there aren't cis women on this website so if there are any femboys, trans girls or fem dudes/twinks come and bless me, kinda want a friend that I can cuddle and dick down and do fun stuff with on the weekend maybe, live by myself so would appreciate some company semi-regularly with someone I can vibe with who wants something consistent

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for: Ghosters, unhygienic people I guess, people that smell of smoke, that's it I suppose

>Contact info
platform: Kik
tag: AJerimiah
Drop Discord if you prefer to speak on that and I'll add.

Looking for male that can be my slave to help me cum, satisfy and worship my body. i want
to own and command you if you’re interested dm me on my kik mistressnora02

>>34102630
add on disc ? @bronwyn

Hey there! I’m a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., a little on the curvy side and totally love pushing boundaries in our chats. I thrive on taking charge and finding out just how far I can tease and tempt. You’ll find that I have a playful side and an adventurous spirit when it comes to steamy convos. The best part? I’m always down to play, and I love making things fun and exciting! I deal with some social anxiety, so this whole online vibe really fits me well. Hit me up if you’re looking for some wild chats that’ll leave you wanting more. Just reach out to me on my favorite app: s-t-e-e-l-l-i-v-y (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Looking forward to some fun exchanges!

-Gay, Aryan and comfy?
Are you tired of Trannies, nonwhites, Autogynephiles, Coomers, Cone tits? Don’t like em’?
Well lucky for you we don’t either.
-no porn, no weird fetish shilling, no “pinkpills”, we abide by the rules and allow you to enjoy the space we have created for you!
-we host movies and games, and many of our members play HLL, Rust, Project Zomboid, BG3, Mount and blade, Ready or not, DayZ, Warthunder, and more!
-Plenty of Upstanding cute and handsome guys for you to get to know!
-emphasis on long lasting healthy relationships with plenty of knowledgeable members to always provide advice!
-You must be White, Blood and soil pilled, and a Homo to enter!
Come to our Homofash paradise today!
(Add illmarinen_ to inquire about joining)

This is a long shot but I do enjoy coming back here for this reason.

I am obsessed with female feet. Ive cum for nothing other than female feet for 3 years

It’s come to the point that it’s taking over my life (I’m making this post at work) but I can’t get away from how pretty female feet are.

With that being said, if you would like me to carry out tasks,
Humiliating or not, I will do it for pictures of pretty feet. Force me to exercise, make me cum over something I don’t want to, eat my cum, drink piss

I’ll do it all for feet. Not interesting to most but if you like it then message

ObeysForFeet

Midlands based!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., a bit on the curvy side and absolutely love unleashing my wild side during late-night chats. I have this thrill for teasing and getting guys to totally lose their cool while I have the time of my life too. I'm definitely a nympho at heart, but I sometimes get a little anxious in social situations, so diving into the online world feels like a safer bet! If you're down for some fun and flirty texting, let’s connect! Hit me up on my app: z o y - m e l l. Just make sure to remove the spaces and dash when you search for me. Can't wait to spice things up with you!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl living in the U.S., curvy and confident, and I thrive on those sizzling chats that push all the right buttons. I love turning up the heat and getting a guy hot and bothered on cam, seeing just how far we can go together. Sometimes I struggle with a bit of anxiety, so meeting people in person isn’t my scene. That’s why I’m all about digital fun; it’s just way easier for me! Hit me up if you're looking for some steamy conversations and endless teasing. You can find me on that app with the ghost by adding: v-io-l-l-e-n-q (just remove the dashes and spaces!). Can’t wait to chat!

This might seem odd but I've always wanted to be intimate with an 'ugly' girl. Not even to have sex, even. But just to hang, chat, goon out - you know, get to know them intimately.

I'm not exactly Brad Pitt, but I do alright and the girls I've been with (a handful of girls a year) have always been conventionally attractive.

And that's not to say I'm looking for a 'conventionally unattractive attractive' girl; the sort of girl who plays the 'ugly girl' in a movie or TV show - no, a girl who thinks or has been told that she is not pretty.

About me:
M
Mid-30s
London
University professor, in fine art
In good shape

Into:
Books (any kind, not fuckin self-help)
Movies (European indie, horror, animation, drama)
Sport (football, basketball)
Chess
Zelda

I have Telegram, Discord, Kik if anyone picks this up.

>>34110435
hi, I think I fit your description. what is your discord?

Hey there! I’m a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love getting playful during steamy chats. There's something thrilling about teasing and pushing boundaries to see how far we can go together! I’m always down for some fun, but social anxiety makes meeting people in person a no-go for me. That’s why I’m all about those intimate chats! If you're looking for a spicy buddy to connect with, hit me up! Add me on this fun app, just take out the spaces and dashes in my username: s-t-e-e-l-l-i-v-y. Can't wait to chat and see where the heat takes us!

23 F i'm looking someone to have fun And have a good time

Kik genesis_2025

>>34111186

hey, it's .a.h.m.

19/f uk
experimenting sexually and still a virgin, pretty sure i'm a cuckquean. into bnwo, bbc, interracial, age gaps.
would drop a pic but doubt anyone here cares what I look like... im mexican btw so dont add if your a stinky racist.
i'm a furry hentai artist sooo send me inspo or ill cryyy :c
im bot a catfish btw if you send interracial or your bbc ill verify and send back im so horny..
discord: copyfish.

UK-M-35+ East Midlands

Discord-burpybones Kik-BurpyBones
Tellgram-@BurpyBones

Kind, strict, dominant, aggressive. I'm all about intensity and getting what I desire. Kind by nature, strict by principle, aggressive when necessary. I believe in honesty, looking for fun genuine Not looking for anything serious or involved. Do any of these resonate with what you're looking for, or would you like to explore a different angle.

>>34091825
VERY HORNY
6 1"male 62 blue eyes, some white hair 76kg,clean & honest
interests:threesomes gf swaps, clit sucking, masturbation, open to kinks. near Norwich.
email cleanskin9@protonmail.com

>ASL
20 m edinburgh

>about me
beautiful heart, beautiful soul! most persecuted yet least hated. im a NEET and i like to think about things until it makes me scared. i consume media / content. i like bret easton ellis and fallout and helvetia. i HATE sex!

>LF
scottish friends or britcel discord servers, people who'd wanna hang out in cowgate or down sauchiehall, anyone in the hardcore or emo scenes, incellectuals

>NLF
gooners or sex purveyors. i have a bf and he is latinx

>socials
mojavemillions on discord

>>34092249
sildaneus is chill and always has a bunch to talk about . DOWNVOTE!

Want to know if your crush is a slut?
Think your girl would cheat on you?
Know someone who'd love a big dick in their snap?
Tell me about her and I'll test her.
25 M Bristol.
Disc and Kik: thatcactuscommander
Snap: thatcactuscmndr

>>34112536
Any other contacts

>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter for my sins)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own then see above.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify it as a “hobby”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice.
>Contact

Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision

UK hangout server im trying to startup we have a few members already gets active at night
https://discord.gg/HP3cxcC5

> asl
18/f/NE
> looking for
somebody to hang out with close by, I have not left the house properly in months , I want to break out of this habit before it gets worse, i dont have friends irl to talk to so this felt like the only option. a car would be preferable as transport makes me nervous,however, i dont mind either way. dont be normal, I like weird/abnormal things . I find it hard to talk over normal topics. i wear egl sometimes , so i'd prefer it if u were alternative in some sense , a common ground, its not a must though. i express right leaning opinions/humour alot so dont bother if u dont like this stuff
>not looking for
trannies, fags, , leftists/feminists in general . cannot be trusted ,
>interests
i like fashion ; anime , some anime anyway , music is cool i love music . melt banana is my favourite band
>contact
shutinfreak556@protonmail.com

39 m norfolk looking to see local sluts teleguard 8XAJMFG77 or telegram youandme85

>>34116208
Make. A. Discord.

You're not worth the hassle of an email.
The guys you want to hang out with will not go through that hassle.

>>34116208
The entitlement of mid-at-best women is insane lmfao

>>34116208
I'm probably close by and probably not what you're looking for. Make a discord and I'll add you.

> ASL
39 - Male, South West (Live alone, own house, decent job in finance)

> About me
I write, I enjoy history, boardgames, walks, cats. I don't drink or do drugs. I do engage in BDSM.

> Looking for
Looking for girls with a past history of abuse for serious/meaningful conversation.

If you want to try something different, come see what happens.

> Not looking for
Trans/femboys/men/porn 'Stories'

> Contact
Teleguard - SHYHAG5HY
(I don't use discord, but Teleguard's super easy to download, and to ditch after if it doesn't work out)

okay ,sorry, I just dont like discord and how it tracks u but a majority of sites and apps r like this so I cannot complain too much .

>shutinfreak556 is the username, sorry again.

>>34116508
>>34116484
>>>34116499
>shutinfreak556 is the username, sorry again.
i just made it, I did not tag the og post properly

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl living in the US, a little on the curvy side and totally love taking control during those flirty chats. One of my ultimate favorite things is teasing guys until they can't take it anymore. I get such a thrill from pushing all the right buttons while I'm having a blast too. I’m super into the whole naughty vibe, but I also get some anxiety, which makes meeting in person a bit tough for me. That's why I totally dig connecting through texts—it's way more chill! If you want to have some fun together, hit me up on 4 the app. Just remove these spaces to get my username: z o y - m e l l. Can't wait to chat!

>ASL
30/M/London

>About/Hobbies
Normie leaning guy. Lefty but not overtly political. Would rather just talk to each other than write an exposay. Music esp. seeing stuff live, self improvement, Art, dabble in film, some video games, travel

>Looking For
People to DM with about things other than just hobbies and media on a somewhat regular basis. I tend to initiate conversation.
People who I can meet up with maybe, I just got back from a trip to Cali/AZ/TX and hung out with loads of people I met on here so I'm interested in meeting more people maybe for next year.
UK/London folk


>Not Looking For
Incels, /pol/, doomer pity parties, constant negativity, server invites, teenagers

>Tag
harmonica_

Friday plans went tits up so shamelessly reposting because fuck itttttttt

>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter for my sins)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own then see above.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify it as a “hobby”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice.
>Contact

Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision

>>34016349 (OP)
ASL:
26/M/UK/London
>About
programmer, have an edgy sense of humor; Iike dungeon synth/black metal, post punk, goth; like reading philosophy, quite right wing; been re-picking up recording/playing instruments; really into old roland synths and dawless setups. like viyda, i probably play too much fortnite. recently also been playing elden ring nighreign and helldivers 2. I mostly play on playsation but also have a pc. I do calisthenics and can do 12 handstand push ups; I like hikes and love the European nature though I rarely ever leave the house so would be great if you'd force me out.
>Looking for
a friend, maybe a relationship down the line
>Not looking for
degenerates, the mentally ill, trannies, femboys, homosexuals, people who are too clingy, ugly/fat women
>Contact
discord: mfromouterspace

34M, kinda chubby, very hairy.
Southampton
Got my gf's vibe in my butt rn. Open to anything.

Prefer feminine to masc, discretion required

Hey there, I’m a 21-year-old girl from the U.S. who loves to engage in some wild and adventurous chats! I have a curvy figure and a playful attitude that makes flirting even more fun. I get a thrill from pushing boundaries and seeing just how far I can take the conversation. Honestly, I’m a bit of a tease and I just can’t help myself! I feel more comfortable connecting online because it takes away the anxiety of meeting face to face. If you’re into some steamy exchanges, I’m your girl! Add me on the fun app by removing the spaces and dashes from this: z-o-y-m-e-l-l. Can’t wait to see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

26 m midlands

sc: pietoo11
disc: ess3ss3

Just bored looking for friends maybe something more, prefer f, can drive anywhere

>asl
29/m/herts

>intro / about me
oldfag/internet historian, 2~ year NEET (ex-square enix, someone hire this man xdd)
I <3: j-culture, vidya (tired gamer atm, but when I play it's: RPGs, horror, rising storm 2), music (special interests: the entire punk umbrella, oldhead rap, hyperpop & breakcore - I have recently been getting back into bass and guitar), the arts in general.
I'm agnostic but a frequent eastern orthodox supporter; not rly that political but right-leaning.
In more recent years I have been blessed with the opportunity to travel many places, and spent a short amount of time living in Barcelona & Tokyo.
A lot of my friends are now scattered across the world let alone the UK, and I highly value connections; given my hometown is arsecheeks I don't get up to much and I'm tryna not be such a hueg alcohol that is destroying family whilst back here (but I'm v much down to clown, I can hop trains senpai)

>lf
connections innit; cool ppl to shoot the shit and potentially hang with, maybe someone that can help me out of tired gamer mode. Japanese speakers mite b cool for practice also (I've been studying massively on-and-off since 2017~ and recently back on it)

>nlf
freaks, sex pests, turbonormies (redundant ig this is le chins after all). I am also in no place to be in a relationship whilst I sort my life out

>Contact info
discord: spice.agony

>asl
29/M/Wiltshire/bi
>about me
I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people
>interests
Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating
>looking for
Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks.
>not looking for
People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic.
>tag
Captain0ppai

free nsfw group chatt on telegram, looking for fellow gooners to join message me now

tg: @SlimKing6

https://www.erome.com/a/kJX07YiJ

Slim thicc slut with a fat ass got exposed lmao. Give her a like and a comment and also repost her onto your page if you can

bi/vers/Belfast

bored and home alone so hmu
looking for small uncut cocks
twinks/traps and fems
no big dicks

kik arnodpower

Send all loose pussy pics to KIK - TMZ876

>ASL
31/M/UK
>About
Just looking to chat and play some video games here and there. I enjoy a variety of music/manga/games/books. Dabble in animal photography (picrel) and trying to get out of my comfort zone and do longer trips in the future. I'm left leaning, I guess, but not focused on politics.
>Looking for
People to play games with and talk about hobbies, media, etc. I wouldn't mind meeting under the right circumstances.
>Not looking for
/pol/-type people, blackpill/incel posting, teens
>Contact
ro1010to

>ASL
28/M/UK – West Midlands
>About Me
Chill guy, 5'7, short hair, Pansexual. Pretty laid-back and open-minded. Kinda horny too.
>Interests
Gaming, walking, TV & movies, video editing, and whatever else grabs my interest.
>What I'm Looking For
M, F, anything in-between and/or beyond. Looking to chill and maybe more if we click. If you’re the dominant type and call me a good boy, I'll swoon very quickly.
>Tag
Discord: tamris

39 m norfolk looking to see your wife gf or fami teleguard 8XAJMFG77 or telegram youandme85

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal living in the US, definitely with some curves and loving every bit of it. Spicy chats are my jam, and I get such a thrill from teasing and pushing guys to their limits during our sessions. Honestly, I could do this all day and night! I'm super comfortable behind the screen, which is why I’m all about those flirty chats. If you’re looking for someone fun to explore with, then you should definitely reach out. Hit me up on that app where everyone shares pics of their food and pets - I promise I'm not a seller. Just a girl looking for some great chats. My username is: vi-o-l-l-enq (just remove the spaces to find me). Can't wait to connect!

>ASL

37 M N.Ireland

>About Me

I like to think of myself as a well rounded average joe. Like most people here I enjoy games, movies and am generally active. Work a decent 9-5 half at home. Enjoy whiskies, learning about different cultures, I'm a curious sort. Married with two cats. Generally openminded about a great deal of things. I can be a bit quiet.

>Looking For

Honestly just looking for friends, and to expand my circle. Realised I've lost a lot friends over the course of the past ten years due to general drifting apart, and have gotten too insular lately even for myself. Could do with some more female friends to be honest, gaming buddies (Steam), rant mates, I'm down. I've gotten the itch for music gigs (saw Linkin Park in Wembley last month), and am looking to travel more lately before my life situation changes again soon, could be nice to have a travel / music buddy.

>Not Looking For

Anything romantic or sexual is a no. Just don't be a dickhead i.e. racist, whatever the fuck-phobe, or some Poundland fascist who teaches their dog to do a hitler salute (as funny as that last one is)

>Discord Tag

EibborRuns2025

>>34065419
>>34071173
>>34073320
She's an interesting girl to talk to but don't expect a relationship

>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter for my sins)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own then see above.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify it as a “hobby”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice.
>Contact

Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision

English M29 doing cock tribs to your requests, send over whoever you wanna see cocked. I keep all private just here for fun

Pic attached for example

Fun_in_the_sun14

>>34130968
why does it look like it's been overcooked a bit too long on the barbecue

take your fag cock spam to another thread.

>ASL
30 M lancashire, can travel if not too far

>intro / about me
Hey, i'm Michael from Central Europe, 5,7" open minded, bit chubby and hairy, looking for trans only for NSA fun, someone for regular meets, mayby FWB?

>Into /
FEET
ORAL
ANAL
KISSING
CUDDLING
RIMMING
CD/FEM???

>Not into
DOM/SUB
BDSM
DRUGS/ALCOCHOL
BB


>Contact info
KIK:mike_111112
Telleguard:TYJ9T6XTV

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the States, a bit on the curvy side and totally confident when it comes to getting a little wild in our chats. I love pushing boundaries and seeing just how far I can take a guy during our steamy convos. Honestly, I'm always down for a little fun, but social settings make me a bit anxious. That's why I'm all about those late-night chats where we can let loose. If you’re interested, hit me up on my 4 favorite app: e-m-y-z-e-t-h (just remove the spaces and dashes). I promise, I'm just here for some fun, no strings attached!

da chicka /w proton e-mail be a guy poss UA

F28 kinda horny atm and work is dragging. Up for something fun. NOT INTERESTED in dick pics, sub guys or trans/CDs. My telegram user is @AEUK1997 and start with your asl. Fyi, if you’re after nudes, don’t be a cunt. It isn’t rocket science

M/UK/39 Leicestershire

very much old style Primel daddy-bull i'm not super experienced. I'm seeking an honest genuine sexual submissive pets slaves and toys like exploring and trying new things. I'm all about intensity and fulfilling my desires. Gentle, playfull, assertive, aggressive. Kind by nature, strict by principle, aggressive when necessary.
I appreciate discussing and learning about new and unusual kinks and interests even if they aren't my thing and would love to find others with the same curiosities. I'm looking for fun genuine girls and guys Enjoy I people who can laugh and joke and have down to earth conversations as well as get nice and dirty too.
Out side i am enjoy alot of nerd stuff enjoy console gaming, audio books, comics and geek stuff. As well as warhammer lore
Gaming, walking, TV & movies,

>Tag
Discord>savage_bones
Kik>Savage_Tones
Tellgram>@SavageTones

>>34133147
how do you know? "she" stopped responding to me after chatting for a while

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love diving into wild conversations. One of my favorite things is teasing guys and watching them squirm while we chat. It's such a thrill to see how far I can take them while having a blast myself! I’m always in the mood for some fun (total thrill-seeker vibes here!), but I battle with some social anxiety, so meeting up in person isn’t really my jam. That's why I totally vibe with sexy chats; they make everything so much easier! If you're down for some sultry exchanges, hit me up on this app: e-m-yz-e-t-h - don't forget to remove the spaces and dashes! Looking for buddies who are just as excited to spice things up as I am. Can't wait to chat!

> 4Q1Av9D2

E-mail hooked /w troon hook up

Anyone got a gf or wife with Kik and want to give this a try?

32 m Yorkshire

Grummite

>AS
29/M

>Interests & Hobbies
Films...................History documentaries/dramas, sci-fi
History................Modern, revolutions and American history
Politics................Anarchism
Programming......GNU/Linux & FOSS
Video games.......Retro Nintendo/Sega and PC sims.
>Misc.
Model building
Vegetarianism
Working out

>Discord
gnnoo
>Email
gnnoo@proton.me

>>34128353
Bumppppp

I'm looking someone to have fun and play a dirty game Kik shainat21

T3LEGR4AM: Sh302522

>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter for my sins)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own then see above.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify it as a “hobby”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice.
>Contact

Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision

>>34133958
>ew, cigarettes. nasty disgusting habit

M/32 North East.

Tele: cold_panda55556.

IRL Meet ups. Preferably f.

>>34123764
Bump

> ASL
39 - Male, South West (Live alone, own house, decent job in finance)

> About me
I write, I enjoy history, boardgames, walks, cats. I don't drink or do drugs. I do engage in BDSM.

> Looking for
Looking for girls with a past history of abuse for serious/meaningful conversation.

If you want to try something different, come see what happens.

> Not looking for
Trans/femboys/men/porn 'Stories'

> Contact
Teleguard - SHYHAG5HY
(I don't use discord, but Teleguard's super easy to download, and to ditch after if it doesn't work out)

>>34098166
Boosting this, I'm free tomorrow night

Might travel to Manchester and take some LSD if anyones down

22 F Anyone to have fun and play dirty

Kik genesis_2025

T3LEGR4AM: @Sh302522

23 F US

Kik shainat21

Simply put i'm looking for racist friends, no Christians, 18+ only.
Discord: definitelynotlucien

>Age
19
>Sex
Female
> Location UK
> Doing
Cam , sexting , SPH , JOI , GFE , Customs
>> I charge and i can verify
> NOT INTO
Time stallers and bots
> Account
telegram : littlesaarah

teleguard: 332MZ4862

discord : sarahdoherty8

22 f paiying whit my pussy kik milejame snap mile_jame1 telegram m_harris14

31 F Domme London

Can host

Confident, teasing, and in total control. I don’t ask — I command. Obey me, and maybe I’ll let you beg for more.

Kik : Alex4sub
SC: diane257238
Session : GoddessDianee

Looking for white nerdy top guys interested in dating

>ASL
29 M UK, south coast, bottom gay guy

>About me
Not your standard 4chan user - sociable, outgoing, has a good social life, on the left. Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'8, slim/average build. Work in marketing

>Looking for
A nerdy white guy in the UK (or willing to relocate) who can be dominant, is looking for a serious relationship, and isn't scared of moving fairly quickly.

Things that are a bonus: guys who like to be affectionate, needy, dominant, right wing (think opposites attract!)

>contact
kik; onyourradar_
discord: keepmeonurradar
telegram: twb96

>ASL
24/M/South

>intro / about me
Laid back dude, like hiking, sci fi/ fantasy books, death metal and gyming. Fairly social but not out every night. I'm employed, have car, not a tard
5'7/ 190/ White/ hazel eyes/ black hair/ tig old bick
lil racist

>Into / LF
Girls that aren't complete neets but still have the tism

>Not into / Not LF
men, trans, fat girls

>Contact info platform: Discord
tag:jabba_evil_twin

>>34104980
fag

>>34139544

Why did you post this?

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, a bit on the curvy side, and totally love taking control during flirty chats. I get such a kick out of making guys lose their minds while we have some fun together. I'm always in the mood (total wild child vibes!), but I struggle with anxiety, so meeting up in person isn't really my scene. That's why I’m all about the texting game—so much easier for me! Hit me up on the 4 app: z o ymell (just remove the spaces to find me). Trust me, I'm not a seller; I'm just looking for some chill sexting partners!

Female alone at home doing
GFE , Customs , Cam / Sexting , SPH and more
DM only if intersted i can verify and i charge>>My accounts
telegram : littlesaarah

teleguard: 332MZ4862

discord : sarahdoherty8

>>34139544
>>34139636
Kek, they all look the same

Bit confused as to why you blocked me, I thought we were vibing but fair enough, keep cracking on

wholesome small uk based server community
https://discord.gg/tuTCjeKv

Glasgow wife loves being hit on….
Disc. Stur91

Stur91.

>>34143515
lies. This server is neither UK based nor is it actually worth joining. It's full of pathetic whiny losers who bitch at their inability to get a girlfriend. No interesting nerds, slutty e-whores or anyone who would make it worth anything whatsoever.

Looking for someone I can fully trust long-term.
So basically what I'm looking for is someone to follow and message a girl I know in real life on Insta and see where it goes. It turns me on getting kinda cucked by you flirting with my crush.

This is NOT a larp so you must have a legit profile, be at least average looking and pretty decent at talking to girls

05acb516b41248f03
2fb499a01c0037360b
6ef4c7bf66c2eb5c04
7befc28e64410

Trading uk gf/irls

QKPK88Q47

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the States, a bit on the voluptuous side, and totally love taking the lead in flirty chats. One of my favorite thrills is making guys squirm during some steamy video moments and testing how far I can push their buttons while having a blast myself. I’m always up for some naughtiness (definitely got those wild vibes going!), but I do struggle with anxiety, so meeting in person can be tough. That’s why I’m all about the texting and video fun—it’s just way more my style! If you're into the same kind of vibes, hit me up! My username is e-m-y z e t h, but you'll need to remove the spaces and dashes to add me. Can’t wait to chat with you!

Looking for white nerdy top guys interested in dating

>ASL
29 M UK, south coast, bottom gay guy

>About me
Not your standard 4chan user - sociable, outgoing, has a good social life, on the left. Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'8, slim/average build. Work in marketing

>Looking for
A nerdy white guy in the UK (or willing to relocate) who can be dominant, is looking for a serious relationship, and isn't scared of moving fairly quickly.

Things that are a bonus: guys who like to be affectionate, needy, dominant, right wing (think opposites attract!)

>contact
kik; onyourradar_
discord: keepmeonurradar
telegram: twb96
x

UK bull here, send me your wife/gf and let’s talk about how I’d deal with them.

Kik - cs2000xo

I’m looking for horny submissive slave to worship my body and feet, i want to control you,
command you and own you. if you’re interested dm me on my K.I.K. mistressnora02

>ASL
A:27
S:"Male" sissy fits better lately
L: London

>intro / about me
Fat ass sissy with toys cages and some clothes come and see
>Into / LF
I'm looking for: Attention

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for: spammers

>Contact info
platform: kik
tag: sissyvanessa11

19, M, NW
>intro / about me
I’m into all sorts of music — Lana Del Rey, Frank Sinatra, Russian post-punk like Kublan Khan. My taste’s kind of all over the place, but I’m open to anything that sounds good.
I read a lot too. I’m really drawn to dystopian stories, alternate timelines, and anything philosophical. I love Sylvia Plath, Albert Camus, and especially Franz Kafka — The Trial is hands-down my favourite, and I mean that genuinely, not just to sound deep.
I’m big on crime series — stuff like Breaking Bad and Dexter always pulls me in. I also love getting outside for long scenic walks or hikes, like up Scafell Pike or around Delamere. And yeah, I’m usually at the gym when I’m not doing that.
I’ve got a real interest in the theory behind computer science and cybersecurity. Networking in particular is something I want to build my career around — it just makes sense to me.
Also, I unironically love Pinterest. I could scroll for hours looking at beautiful, aesthetic photos. I definitely need to make more boards though.

>Into / LF
preferably women, someoone whos not a degenerate and has actual interests without making themselves seem schizophrenic. i would also prefer people closer to me as id been home struch most of the summer! and someone wh ocan open me into new experiences and maybe similar interests. :)

>Contact info
platform:discord
tag:junkieoftrash

21/M/North West
>intro / about me
6’2, twink build, I’m into anime, history and gaming. I have black fluffy hair and am pale af.
>Into / LF
Feederism and femboys and/or T-girls. I know it’s a very much thing to find femboys or tgirls into gaining and stuff but I thought it’s worth a shot. If you’re feminine and into feeding stuff, please add me! Also even if you’re bigger but not into feeding stuff I’m totally cool with that too.
>Not into / Not LF
Masc people.
>Contact info
platform:kik
tag: Ma13_Tom0k0
Snap: ne0ngen3sisevan

Hey there! I'm a 20-year-old girl from the US with a playful side and a whole lot of curiosity. I'm definitely on the curvier side and love to take control in flirty chats. One of my favorite things is teasing guys and pushing their buttons to see how far I can take it while having a blast. I'm all about the fun vibes, but I do feel a bit anxious about meeting up in person, so I'm looking for some spicy chats instead! If you're interested in some steamy conversations, hit me up. Just add me on the app where the fun happens! My username is: z o y -m e l l. Make sure to remove the spaces and dashes to find me! Can't wait to connect with some naughty minds.

>ASL
26/M/UK
>about
Terminally online but not a degenerate loser, its hard to connect with normies when youre this based
Super upbeat, im pretty fun to be around if you can handle racism and awwtism
>hobbies
Theres quite a few, but my favourites would have to be
GOONING 24/7 WHILE ON DRUGS AND SELF HARMING
but when im not self improving, I spend my spare time reading on history, philosophy, military, psychology and engineering, trying to read more manga too like BLAME. I like coffee too. Pretty active for a nerd, i walk a lot, hike a lot, play tennis when i can. I game sometimes which surely goes without saying.
Trying to get into more creative hobbies like drawing, but inspiration can be hard to come by.
/k/ /out/ /bant/ /int/
a lot more than this but this is long enough
>looking for
Girls who are cute and autistic :)
>not looking for
Guys who want to have sex with me, or guys who cutted their penid off :)

>discord tag
localhost_0451

F25 I'm looking a real slave and man to serve and worship my body and ass, if you interested submit your ASL to my K.I.K. mistressnora02

I just really want to suck a cock. It's a strong urge and I need to give in to it. I'm a youngish guy in my thirties, white, tall, slim, fit and healthy, and I just want to worship a cock and swallow your cum. I don't do this often and I'll probably be nervous, so I'd like it to be anon, with you wearing a blindfold while I get down on my knees and serve you. But I just want to suck and go, nothing more. You must be healthy and tested and clean, of course. I'm located in Yorkshire in the North of England, but I can travel to nearby areas if you can host. Add me on Discord to talk further and hopefully we can arrange something.

Discord: amanita539

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side and totally into spicing things up in chats. I love pushing boundaries and getting guys to the edge during our chats, it's such a thrill! I'm all about that playful teasing and love the excitement of keeping things sizzling. I can be a bit shy outside, so online is where I thrive. If you're feeling adventurous and want to have some fun, hit me up. Just a heads up, my user name is v i o l l e n q, but you'll need to remove the spaces to add me! Looking forward to connecting with some like-minded friends who enjoy a flirty vibe!

28
Male
West Midlands
About me
Hi I'm a 28 year old autistic fuck tard
A honest one at that. I'm 5ft10 abit fat an cuddly lol. I warhammer, painting miniatures, politics, philosophy, nature, anime an films etc etc. I will pretty much chat about anything even tho I'm a very quiet lad. I'm genuinely quite open an chilled. I am very blunt tho an have very little in social awareness.
What I'm looking for
Anyone really to chat too I'm not too bothered men an women are welcome to come chat about whatever. I'm not gay tho so if u come to me expecting to do gay NSFW talk or sex talk I'm not gonna be too interested. I would like to meet new people to chat an maybe meet up not a sure Fire thing tho. As for the women side of it. It can be whatever sexting, shag, fwb, relationship, friends or whatever strikes ur fancy I'm very open. Would be nice tho to get some head but im not that bothered either way.
What I'm not looking for
People asking or begging for money answers no I'm broke so ur not getting anything off me. Gay men who are wanting to fuck not interested
Other than that I'm down to chat
Socials
Kik jwykes1997
Snap Holyterra69
Discord theeternalcrusader

ASL
A: 24
S: M
L: Uk, London

>intro / about me
Black autistic neet nerd who has a unhealthy a lot of fixation on porn and video games. Socially awkard and chill both in person and online. A sense of humour that the boys can laugh with but put me behind bars if I said it to a women. Even in the darkest times life is still good.

>Hobbies
Video games, manga, art, working out

>Into / LF
I'm looking for: Women to talk too, nothing serious just something to have a conversation with, could be fun. (Rarely exist on this site)

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for: Men, Femboys or Trans. Sellers (Don't waste both our times please). The slightest inconvenience of removing someone from friends list, be reasonable and let's not waste eachother's time, especially yours damn.

>Contact info
platform: Discord, Teleguard
tag: teddycetra 7DXZ6ZMR9

>>34104327
Radfem dyke who can't justify her "kill all men" beliefs even when pressed to do so. Sad!

Want to know if your crush is a slut?
Think your girl would cheat on you?
Know someone who'd love a big dick in their snap?
Tell me about her and I'll test her.
25 M bristol
Disc and Kik: thatcactuscommander
Snap: thatcactuscmndr

> ASL
39 - Male, South West (Live alone, own house, decent job in finance)

> About me
I write, I enjoy history, boardgames, walks, cats. I don't drink or do drugs. I do engage in BDSM.

> Looking for
Looking for girls with a past history of abuse for serious/meaningful conversation.

If you want to try something different, come see what happens.

> Not looking for
Trans/femboys/men/porn 'Stories'

> Contact
Teleguard - SHYHAG5HY
(I don't use discord, but Teleguard's super easy to download, and to ditch after if it doesn't work out)

30M
Who else is in Suffolk?
Disc: hjcu95

26m, australian in the UK

looking to chat to women/femmes

can be lewd, can be civil

come see more ;)

telegram and discord: @altill55
teleguard: Z9J2YFZ7U

Teacher here. Horny for an old student of mine and would love to talk about her. If you like Irish girls shoot me a message.

Kik pinkskies999

>>34151115
Yeah, she's mentally deranged and entitled. I'd avoid this one like she's Colton.

I'm horny someone to have fun and play a dirty game

Kik: shainat21

T3LEGR4AM: Sh302522

Looking for white right wing guys interested in dating a left wing fag

>ASL
29 M UK, south coast, bottom gay guy

>About me
Not your standard 4chan user - sociable, outgoing, has a good social life, on the left. Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'8, slim/average build. Work in marketing

>Looking for
A right wing white guy in the UK (or willing to relocate) who can be dominant, is looking for a relationship, and is looking to date/for a relationship.

Things that are a bonus but not essential: jealous, possessive, needy, nerdy guys

>contact
kik; onyourradar_
discord: keepmeonurradar
telegram: twb96
x

tomsmith_mufc (kik)

Looking for roleplay partners. I can play any roles (straight, bi, gay), or i can be male, female, trans, celebrity, fictional. Anything you want

I am 28 m uk. Hmu with kinks and asl

Why are the dommes always British?

22/F

After moving a considerable distance, I have (unsurprisingly) found myself struggling to socialise. So here is my attempt to rectify that...

I have the typical interests that everyone knows and loves. I particularly enjoy collecting and restoring old games consoles. I used to draw yet lack motivation these days. I'd love if someone could push me back into it. Also welcoming music recs...shoegaze especially!

Only looking for friends. It gets depressing when you have good news but nobody to share it with!

Don't be shy. I am probably just as weird as you.

Disc: seraphimode

>>34154999
Because British women have an overinflated sense of self-importance. They made us British men into absolutely superb sailors and travellers, if you haven't noticed.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side with a knack for keeping things spicy. I love flirting and teasing, especially through fun chats. It's such a thrill to get guys all worked up and push their buttons while we enjoy the moment together. I can definitely say I'm always down for a good time, but I also have my shy moments, which is why I prefer chatting online. It's so much easier for me! If you're interested in some steamy conversations, add me on 4. h-a rp er u j a-v (just remember to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to connect!

Young m near London looking for a girl to goon with and be dominated by
can verify if you do
Can’t host
Kik:bellingb

>>34051257
>I miss having online friends to chat with and share interests
what happened last time?

>ASL
A:
S: i'm F 23
L:

>intro / about me
I like to have fun, masturbate until I squirt, I like to play with my ass and tits

>Into / LF
I'm looking for: someone to have fun and play dirty

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for: bored ppls

>Contact info
platform: telegr4m
tag: Sh302522

>ASL
33 m Manchester

>intro / about me
I like to spend my free time with friends, walks around the city, hiking, travelling, swimming or going to the gym, cooking and watching TV Shows.

>Into / LF
I'm looking for: A sub princesses(f) to have fun with inside and outside the bedroom.
My kinks(not requirements) includes orgasm control, cock worship, edging, teasing, breath play, choking, impact , nipple play, ass play , facefucking, bondage, TPE.

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for: Male

>Contact info
platform: Discord
tag: wazedi