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Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34255109 >>34255158 >>34255462 >>34255547 >>34255841 >>34255899 >>34255912 >>34257327 >>34257749 >>34258057 >>34259517 >>34271210 >>34274027 >>34285258 >>34286108 >>34292089
I wish I had a boyfriend who calls me kitty and lets me be a live-in housewife and takes me out for fun things and promises to love and cherish me forever :( keeps me safe from things that want to do me harm but provides for me an acceptable comfortable and fun life while I am here on this miserable earth, it doesn't have to be the best life but just to make it livable for a sad creature like me
Anonymous (ID: UBsL2Sto) No.34255116
X13_ace is my Kik. I'd like this too if you live close and are of age.
Anonymous (ID: zYYnrbsc) No.34255129 >>34255162 >>34255823
Is that you, Hazel?
Anonymous (ID: dioirAgq) No.34255158 >>34257636 >>34263073
>>34255109 (OP)
>housewife
trad shit is bullshit. men and women are equal. be productive and independent and strong like you are able to be. that housewife shit is disgusting. conservatism and traditionalism are evil
Anonymous (ID: 190c5U/s) No.34255162
>>34255129
I knew someone like this too but her name was Maya
Anonymous (ID: bxDSJfSs) No.34255294
Would you also wear cat ears and a tail?
Anonymous (ID: 6ix32+3A) No.34255462 >>34255826
>>34255109 (OP)
This is so wholesome and romantic; I love it. It's exactly what I want to have in a wife one day. Let's discuss more :)

Add my discord: ploops12
Anonymous (ID: KMrPVGwt) No.34255547
>>34255109 (OP)
I'd give you that but I'm old and ugly and boring and probably carrying a bunch of negative karma from my previous incarnation so you wouldn't want me anyways.
Anonymous (ID: v8IWDHPX) No.34255761
I have a pretty good life going, with way more on the horizon soon. I get bummed I dont have a cute boywife to share it with :3 hmu at simdog0042 on discord if you wanna chat <3
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34255823 >>34256318
>>34255129
yeah it's me....
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34255826
>>34255462
do you even live anywhere fkn near me
Anonymous (ID: hbNw51wJ) No.34255841 >>34255871
>>34255109 (OP)
Literally nothing about what you’d provide, and nothing to indicate that you’d care about the wellbeing of your partner beyond his capacity to shelter you from the world. Anyone who tries to talk to you will inevitably give up when you “turn out” to be a self-centred runt who won’t even ask how his day at work was.
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34255871
>>34255841
well im sorry but ive just been through a lot and i was only venting, i am very loving but ive become love weary
Anonymous (ID: v8IWDHPX) No.34255894 >>34257474
Honestly I took your OP as maybe just an expression from an anxious/avoidant attachment style, which I empathize with to the point of liking guys like that.

The dude is right though, it's not the best way to advertise yourself... It's ok to want someone to care for you, and heck, some people are willing to even go full on trad with you about it (one partner works, one stays at home, that sorta thing), but it'll push healthier people away because it comes off to them as selfish or narcissistic. At the very least include a little about yourself to offset that, so people can see someone who isn't just looking for a caretaker. Even just talking hobbies and interests can show people you can bring more than wants to the table.
Anonymous (ID: fTFvlIKS) No.34255899
>>34255109 (OP)
why do you wanna be called kitty
Anonymous (ID: fTFvlIKS) No.34255904 >>34257474
oh its because it's a tranny nevermind
Anonymous (ID: QnXPXCQh) No.34255912 >>34257474
>>34255109 (OP)
you are a man
Anonymous (ID: 1KrsUKuG) No.34256032 >>34257474 >>34257749
i want this but i also have to get to be kitty and we have to go to furry conventions together and do gay shit in public with my furry friends
Anonymous (ID: Du/KzwVH) No.34256105
>thread
kek
Anonymous (ID: q49/7exj) No.34256318
>>34255823
Do you know a Toby Harnack?
idk (ID: m47M2VEc) No.34256443
i mean that's what i want dc:captain07702 if you want to
Anonymous (ID: +zKyNJA+) No.34257231
I wish I had a girlfriend who calls me nigger even though I'm not black.
Anonymous (ID: KGyf+ewA) No.34257327 >>34257451
>>34255109 (OP)
Age, race, gender, country, hobbies, post some details faggot
Anonymous (ID: 5a34eUdv) No.34257451 >>34257474
>>34257327
it's a tranny
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34257474 >>34262116 >>34262121
>>34255894
I was just venting, I wasn't posting an actual thing
>>34255904
>>34255912
>>34257451
kyselves
>>34256032
that sounds based, fuck living in shame, all it does is kill the soul. More power to ya brotha
Anonymous (ID: aXy9HF6j) No.34257636 >>34257878
>>34255158
Left wing falshood has resulted in
the moral and physical collapse of society and drop in birthrates
If the entire left wing of politics is not removed from Society
The human race will go extinct
Left wing is a suicidal death cult

Proof they are a death cult
The main argument of the environmental side of left wing politics
They seek to remove all Carbon dioxide from the atmosphere
Anyone with a brain who was taught science in the 90's knows
Carbon dioxide is the most important part of the carbon cycle.
No carbon dioxide
No plants
No animals
Dead planet

Carbon dioxide only starts to act as a poison at levels of 1% or 10,000 ppm
25 times or 2500% higher than current levels
Highest carbon dioxide has ever been historically 4500 ppm or 0.45%
11.25 times or 1125% higher than current levels
Carbon dioxide current average is 400 ppm or 0.04%
If carbon dioxide drops below about 200 ppm or 0.02% the majority of plants will go extinct.
This includes the majority of food sources
We are currently barely above extinction levels of carbon dioxide.

Nasa has declared that higher levels of carbon dioxide would result in healthier plants with larger leaves and increased food.
Statistical data has been supressed by media
Statistical data has shown that carbon dioxide does not cause a greenhouse effect
But carbon dioxide levels are increased by a preceding warming event
Water when cold holds a lot more dissolved carbon dioxide than warm water.
When the oceans get warm they release more of the carbon dioxide that is dissolved in the water.

Deserts are caused by the earth being on average too cold.
As anyone who has lived in a coastal city knows the higher the humidity the higher chance of rain.
If the global average temperature increases
It will increase the rate of oceanic evaporation raising humidity
If the global average humidity rises there will be more rain in desert regions allowing forests and grassland to return to those regions.
Anonymous (ID: YYp2V9qO) No.34257749 >>34257878
>>34255109 (OP)
same, i need to be a kitty too, i literally cannot get past stage 3 of paslovs hierarchy without this
>>34256032
count me in as one of those furry friends ^_^

also op you should at least stage your country next time baka
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34257878 >>34257940
>>34257636
lyrics for "im a huge faggot" by shitposter3000XXX on soundcloud

>>34257749
i live in socal lol im the last whyte person here it sucks
Anonymous (ID: YYp2V9qO) No.34257940
>>34257878
>socal
uk, it was never meant to bee
also im brown too MWAHAHAHAHA
med brown i guess tho
Anonymous (ID: RY3XCs5G) No.34258057 >>34258102
>>34255109 (OP)
I wish to provide this to someone but not you because I'm not attracted to transgenders.

If there are any biological (asian) women that want to be a housewife/pet for a loving Californian please reply with your discord or email. You will be required to dress like pic related or something equally cute so everyone knows you are my beautiful princess. All your expenses will be provided for, you will never have a worry in your life besides enjoying my affection.
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34258102
>>34258057
so be it.
Anonymous (ID: 97bRO62L) No.34258127
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, a little on the adventurous side, and totally love taking the lead during steamy conversations. One of my favorite things is pushing boundaries and seeing just how far I can take things while keeping it fun. I'm definitely in the mood most of the time (complete flirt vibes, right?), but I do have some social anxiety, so connecting online is my jam. That's why I'm looking for some fun buddies to spice things up through messaging! If you're interested, hit me up at j a lr-o n n (just remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to chat!
Anonymous (ID: gKDm19Dn) No.34259517
>>34255109 (OP)
Too bad you're a troon
Anonymous (ID: /Lyo79lQ) No.34262116
>>34257474
There it is kek.
Anonymous (ID: 1KrsUKuG) No.34262121
>>34257474
fuck you mean you dont wanna be kitties
Anonymous (ID: k3Q7dtcI) No.34263073
>>34255158
Equal is meaningless the way leftists use it here. Obviously they aren't literally equal because no two individuals are. But even avoiding being pedantic men and women aren't generally equal either. Men are in general bigger faster and stronger. Women in general are better with social cues, better at confronting emotions, better at nurturing children.

Too many people think the question is if men are superior and should own women like property. The real question is if the gender differences are big enough we should have a break of roles between them. You're free to do whatever you want, but the right answer for most people is that more traditional roles lead to a more stable happy family.

If you're a man you need to protect and provide while allowing your wife to pursue her own healthy interests. If you're a woman you need to work to make your man's life easier as he has to navigate the outside world. Both sides fill gaps for each other. Following this postmodern nonsense that says there's no difference is why so many women are childless, alone, and depressed. It's also why so many men checked out and became depressed. It's actively making life worse for huge swathes of humanity.
Anonymous (ID: 0YbKDTOf) No.34264345
Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US with a playful side and a love for exploring fantasies. I love taking the lead and getting a guy to unravel during our spicy chats. There's something so thrilling about pushing boundaries while enjoying ourselves! I'm a bit of a night owl and definitely embrace my wild side, but I also have some social anxiety, so meeting up isn't really my thing. That's why I'm all about connecting through text—it feels way more comfortable. Hit me up on the app; add me using this username: Em m-i c k o-q (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). Can't wait to get flirty and see where things go!
Anonymous (ID: iL2F+/Py) No.34268184 >>34268404
What part of socal?
Anonymous (ID: 6Mmb80C+) No.34268325
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, fun and flirty, looking to spice things up from the comfort of my own space. I love deep conversations that lead to a little naughtiness and seeing how far I can take things with a guy while keeping it playful. I'm definitely more of a homebody, so chatting in this way makes it easy for me to connect without the stress of the outside world. If you're looking for some exciting chats, I'd love to hear from you! Connect with me on that popular yellow app: e-l y-s-i a p jz-q x (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to have some fun together!
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34268404 >>34268948
>>34268184
victorville
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34268412 >>34268435 >>34269370
honestly you guys im a pretty fucking broken person
im probably not fit for a relationship but im dying to be loved so bad
i cry every night and disassociate and pretend someone is holding me

it probably doesnt help i watch so many couple videos on instagram
i never knew what happiness was
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34268435 >>34268457
>>34268412
You're a beautiful and brilliant woman and I hope to god that you will find someone you can be happy with, somewhere you can be yourself unapologetically.
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34268457 >>34268498
>>34268435
thank u for ur kindness
i hope so too, im getting pretty tired with life
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34268498 >>34269019
>>34268457
What's your ideal date look like?
Anonymous (ID: rzbyLbVJ) No.34268622 >>34269019
Housewife or eventual SAHM?
Anonymous (ID: 56hQWMlc) No.34268733
polite reminder to males here that you should never reply to these threads if OP doesn't at least specify a rough location in her first post
Anonymous (ID: iL2F+/Py) No.34268948 >>34269019
>>34268404
I’m in San Diego, can you describe yourselve a bit? A pic would be cool too.
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34269019 >>34269042
>>34268498
i dont care where a man takes me as long as he promises to protect me while we're out cuz i dont leave the house anymore

>>34268948
28 mtf blonde small and cute

>>34268622
whats sahm
Anonymous (ID: iL2F+/Py) No.34269042 >>34269094
>>34269019
> 28 mtf blonde small and cute
Damn, blondes are the bees knees. Can I get a pic of you?
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34269094 >>34269116 >>34269293 >>34269297 >>34269370 >>34269864 >>34270069 >>34270114 >>34273051 >>34282270 >>34282690 >>34284961
>>34269042
fine
Anonymous (ID: iL2F+/Py) No.34269116 >>34269188
>>34269094
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude you’re fucking cute not just cute. Would hold hands with. 10/10
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34269188 >>34269237
>>34269116
thanks man
Anonymous (ID: iL2F+/Py) No.34269237
>>34269188
Wanna drop your discord?
Anonymous (ID: 56hQWMlc) No.34269293 >>34269994
>>34269094
You look exhausted. Poor thing
Anonymous (ID: hAalvetn) No.34269297 >>34269985 >>34270053
>>34269094
I wanted to go on a date but you sperged out too soon and were being too evasive regarding your situation...
Anonymous (ID: SeaTYOTX) No.34269370
>>34268412
>>34269094
do you shave? do you do anal? do you swallow cum and piss? how often would u fuck? how quick do u cum?
Anonymous (ID: 9W4h8CTA) No.34269864
>>34269094
Cute as fuck. Alright how do I contact ya?
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34269985 >>34270093
>>34269297
you flaked on me, you would of flaked again. i have zero faith in men, kyuri. i didnt want to go see a movie as much as i just wanted to cuddle. i had already waited a few days, then u asked me to wait another week... im tired of waiting on men and always being disappointed, always being let down.... ill commit an act of nuclear genocide before i continue to let ppl treat me like trash any more
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34269994
>>34269293
<3 i am, ty for being so sweet
Anonymous (ID: BVs1U0eS) No.34270028
I am interested in the talking.
Educated. Work. Have my own place.
I like to think I would seek out just the thing you are asking for.
I have a few accounts. Take your pick
Kik: deathtollconfirmed
Telegram: CitizenNihilist
Discord grim_monolith7501
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34270053 >>34270093
>>34269297
you know what else, kyuri?
on tuesday a couple of mexican men were following me all the way to my apartment, they were in their car and they were stalking me while i was trying to do laundry. I told my roommate about it and he just told me im safe and not to worry too much. But I was being followed, so after that I realized the last thing I need in my life is a weak man who doesnt even show up.
Anonymous (ID: LeT0tlsP) No.34270069 >>34270075
>>34269094
oh my god you look absolutely adorable and cute, would you mind adding me on discord? my username is vinnyyuh_
id love to get to know you >~<
Anonymous (ID: LeT0tlsP) No.34270075
>>34270069
i can give u my other socials if u dont have discord tho
Telegram: vinny1532
kik: xayoo1532
Anonymous (ID: hAalvetn) No.34270093 >>34270102
>>34269985
>>34270053
who the fuck is kyuri?
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34270102 >>34270113 >>34270123
>>34270093
kyuri, the guy who wanted to take me on a date? you said you wanted to take me on a date, i dont know anybody else so i assumed you were kyuri
Anonymous (ID: hAalvetn) No.34270113 >>34270161
>>34270102
Nah you live not to far away, but you've gotta slow down. Like lets actually get to know each other first at least holy shit.
Anonymous (ID: J7Snkoh/) No.34270114
>>34269094
Would snuggle until you fall asleep/10

To bad I'm on the east coast
Anonymous (ID: J7Snkoh/) No.34270123 >>34270161
>>34270102
Everyone in this thread wants to take you out on a date
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34270161 >>34270186 >>34270940 >>34271159
>>34270113
i just need someone to hold me, i dont even care anymore

>>34270123
well im scared to even leave the house, i cant pretend im a normal person when there are people out there who are gunning to hurt people like me.
Anonymous (ID: iL2F+/Py) No.34270186 >>34270954
>>34270161
You’re cute, give me your discord or I can drop mine if you like. Let’s dm and I’ll share more details about me lol
Anonymous (ID: hAalvetn) No.34270940 >>34270954
>>34270161
Ill try to add you back if you haven't blocked me. I'm literally 5 miles away
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34270954 >>34271149
>>34270940
kyuri? so IT IS YOU
or are you that troon chaser guy from oak hills
i unblocked everybody, you can add me back ig

>>34270186
you don't live anywhere near me >.< i just want someone to cuddle and come keep me from getting lonely, i have enough people to talk to in my dms
Anonymous (ID: iL2F+/Py) No.34271149 >>34271212
>>34270954
> you don't live anywhere near me >.< i just want someone to cuddle and come keep me from getting lonely, i have enough people to talk to in my dms


I’m close desu, and I fucking love cuddles. I can prove it in dms
Anonymous (ID: J7Snkoh/) No.34271159 >>34271212
>>34270161
Ok then they want to take you on a date to 1234 Your Room Rd. Snuggle Town USA.
You won't even have to leave your house!
Anonymous (ID: 9cfl8pUE) No.34271210
>>34255109 (OP)
>t.ranny
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34271212 >>34272027
>>34271159
mmrmmmm
okay
my disc is hazelkitt

>>34271149
how close.... my disc is hazelkitt
im very annoying and tough to deal with so get ready
Anonymous (ID: iL2F+/Py) No.34272027 >>34272660
>>34271212
> how close.... my disc is hazelkitt
im very annoying and tough to deal with so get ready

Added
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34272660
>>34272027
okay. I recently got added by guys all over america but i want someone to cuddle DX
Anonymous (ID: /V1N2ldD) No.34273051 >>34273389
>>34269094
Dude. Actually cute. And I'm not even gay
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34273389
woke up from a nap, dealing with psychosis rn
this is why i need cuddles, nothing feels real

>>34273051
:3
that's so sweet of u to say, straight guys who like traps are the nicest gentlemen
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34273692 >>34273765
Do you feel unsafe because of where you live? If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34273765 >>34273829
>>34273692
probably i'd move back to the northwest, oregon or washington or maybe somewhere secluded but liberal like a major city of montana, but ive already lived NW so I'm much more familiar with it. Maybe even northern california would be better. I feel like that'll be the safest place to live as things get worse in the country with lgbt people.
But I don't know because that's the only other places I've lived aside from socal, which is becoming increasingly unsafe.
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34273829 >>34273952
>>34273765
I can't imagine being trans in this current landscape. I hope you can stay safe. Is there anywhere in the world you'd like to see, even if just to travel?
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34273952 >>34275005
>>34273829
yeah it's scary.
some of my favorite places to visit before i die would be alaska, iceland, maine, new brunswick, canada in general, norway, sweden, greenland
Anonymous (ID: 56ktdIHv) No.34274027 >>34274091
>>34255109 (OP)
its really cute but they might as well keep a dog
adapt some responsibility in your life, and dont romanticize a housepet-like life where someone takes care of all your physical needs and constantly feeds your dopamine cravings
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34274091 >>34274122
>>34274027
but they can't fuck a dog or talk to a dog....
i'm not completely useless or retarded, im smart and i'm quite fun to have around and i am a responsible person, im just not as strong as men.
I can take responsibilities, that's not a big deal to me. I'm not just afraid of responsibility, that's not what this is.
Anonymous (ID: VtDSCODU) No.34274122 >>34276835
>>34274091
Why did you block me?
We were having a good conversation.
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34275005 >>34276835
>>34273952
I'm from Canada and I've got to say it's a beautiful country as a whole, but stay far away from Toronto/The Greater Toronto area and the major urban centers in BC. Other than that, very tolerant people and I find the weather and the nature cozy.
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34276835
>>34274122
i didn't block you? i never block people.
i probably just unadded you because you don't live near me and i can't do LDRs anymore.

>>34275005
okay, well BC seems cool otherwise, I like the nature. I wish I could visit
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34278235 >>34278690
I STILL CANT FIND ANYBODY TO CUDDLE
AAAA
Anonymous (ID: HwVrG0uI) No.34278495 >>34278504
I feel like I should stab you multiple times. I hate you
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34278504
>>34278495
what did I do
Maso is that you? :( I miss u
Anonymous (ID: Fdi+tPJm) No.34278690 >>34278925
>>34278235
i volunteer :3
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34278925 >>34278993 >>34279004
>>34278690
but you don't live near me, everyone who adds me doesn't live near me.
I have speed dated guys on /soc/ for years now and everyone lives very far away and it never works out for that reason, I'd love to move but I'm scared to, I just want someone to come over to my place to get to know me in person instead of flying all over france, germany, michigan, wisconsin, indiana
Anonymous (ID: hAalvetn) No.34278993 >>34279017
>>34278925
>come over to my place
post a vocaroo... I'm very tempted rn to yolo it and potentially get stabbed by some chili vatos to cuddle with you for a night or two. Maybe to bring you over here instead.
Anonymous (ID: Fdi+tPJm) No.34279004 >>34279023
>>34278925
if it makes it any better you're like 1.5 hr drive from me instead of idk other side of the country- ;-;
hope you really find someone around you nona
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34279017 >>34279097 >>34281104 >>34282690
>>34278993
a vocaroo? uhhh okay.
https://voca.ro/1cjslJzc2xEb
https://voca.ro/1gmUBKDZFa5r
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34279023 >>34279044
>>34279004
i'd use tinder but unsurprisingly everybody on tinder has something more wrong with them than 4chan users, last time I used it I only got a few messages of "hello" and never any replies back. I'm not even looking for a relationship, it shouldn't be this hard.
Anonymous (ID: Fdi+tPJm) No.34279044 >>34279087
>>34279023
;-; nawr that just makes me want to drop by for a weekend or smth. it shouldn't be that hard for a pretty girl to get cuddles.
plus omg your voice is so cute!!
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34279087 >>34279100 >>34279104
>>34279044
yea it sucks
some guy from a discord server posted here said he would come hang out but he changed his mind last second because he said he was sick or anxious or something and he was literally only 15 minutes away, like the only /soc/ user who lives in victorville.

A year ago I was seeing a guy I met from here as well who came from a nearby army base, he was so happy to see me at first and I only saw him twice before he laid some bullshit on me about how he can't give me all the attention I crave and I'm too sweet and he's gonna hurt me or something. That was the last time I got cuddled, I was trying to get a relationship back then because I haven't had an IRL boyfriend for 9 years. I've been dating for 9 years and haven't had much luck so at this point I don't want to date anybody I just want some affection cuz I haven't had any and it's been really hard.

1.5 hours is still pretty far I'd feel guilty making you drive that far, I don't want a relationship anymore so I can't give my heart to anybody it's totally gone. But if you're a loser like me then cuddling might still be in the question?
You can't stay all weekend I was literally just thinking for a night. As long as you don't steal anything from my room or break anything while I'm asleep.
Anonymous (ID: hAalvetn) No.34279097 >>34279178
>>34279017
You're not going to read that goofy shit if I come by, right? Like I just want to chill and watching a movie or something in bed and talk. I'll be okay with cuddling, but not sure about staying the night while some random old dude is lurking about like a creeper...
Anonymous (ID: hAalvetn) No.34279100 >>34279178
>>34279087
>I don't want a relationship anymore
fuck alright nvm
Anonymous (ID: Fdi+tPJm) No.34279104
>>34279087
i'm a loser too and not really fit for any relationships, i just need cuddles and affection to substitute them. but ye like the travel time for an overnight stay is the issue ;-;
I'll see if anything is possible tho for sure.
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34279178
>>34279097
well if you're gonna just act all cynical like that then that doesn't really make things sound casual, you sound really tense. Was me reading mein kampf that much of a trigger for you?

Yes, I walk around at night in my pajamas reading mein kampf out loud. Are you retarded? It was a joke. No, I'm not going to "read that goofy shit" if you came by, geez.

>some random old dude lurking around like a creeper
if my living situation bothers you then I'm sorry but I didn't realize the cost of simply hanging out meant that I had to afford my own place in this economy. Living with other people is very normal nowadays, I'm sorry but we don't get to make choices all the time in life but we do the best we can anyway, I'm sure you understand that. I don't know what I can do to make you more comfortable...

>>34279100
I thought guys didn't like relationships?????
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34281104 >>34281247 >>34282510
>>34279017
A full reading of mein kampf by you set to "erika" on a music box and light rain sounds. This would fix me.
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34281247 >>34281256
>>34281104
would you settle for significantly less than a full reading? Like maybe just 10 pages? I could do that.
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34281256 >>34281302
>>34281247
Ofc :3
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34281302
>>34281256
alright i'll have to take a nap then maybe later i'll get back to u, that sounds super easy
Anonymous (ID: BVs1U0eS) No.34282270
>>34269094
I'm sorry, I just want to hug you, you poor little critter. I sent you a request just to check on you.
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34282510 >>34283397
>>34281104
https://voca.ro/1dS5QKGwpP42
here you go. ^^^^
https://voca.ro/13LJeUsKAYzK
Anonymous (ID: JDz8gV++) No.34282690
>>34279017
>>34269094
YOU'RE A FUCKING GIRL, I don't believe it, this is a gay test.
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34282924 >>34282941 >>34283397 >>34285104
I WANT CUDDLESSS!!!!

T^T

i want love and hugs and kisses
Anonymous (ID: Na43X5pB) No.34282941
>>34282924
Atrocious chopped tranner , disgusting
Anonymous (ID: M/21efuP) No.34283187 >>34284861
I just filled this out for another thread.

>>ASL
30 M CA, USA
>>Physical description
Buff, people think I roid, think veins on shoulders. Probably above average some people think I look like this one celebrity.
>>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
Lift and do MMA. PhD drop out. 3 fully paid off houses in CA that I rent out and a quarter mil in stocks. Have money and time, can travel to you for first date.
>>Looking for
Settle down with cute/hot virgin wife srs. Or to date whatever.
>>Not looking for
Crazy women idk
>>Contact
Discord: svenkuong or text me +1 650 254 6596
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34283397 >>34284861
>>34282510
You're incredible.
>>34282924
That's prime cuddling real estate right there. You have such a sleek and feminine figure, plus the bed looks cozy.
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34284861 >>34284891
>>34283187
you posted your phone number on 4chan???
im not texting that, then you'll have my number too fast.
not looking for a bf, relationships are too much stress on me. but maybe if you want to cuddle, tell me where in california you are? I dont want you to drive too far cuz i want someone who can come cuddle me at a moment's notice.

My main thing is I have really bad PTSD and sometimes in the middle of the night I wake up with really bad psychosis and the only thing that really snaps me out of it is being close with another human and sometimes im really scared and need someone to hold me.

>>34283397
youre wwelcome lol dumbass reading of meinkampf but i aim to please (once in a while)
yes my bed is very comfy, lots of stuffies to keep me happy and my bed is also a memory foam that I think they told me is rated soft-firm on the firmness scale so people have told me they felt like they were about to fall into it. I have this body shape where I need a very soft mattress otherwise there's tons of pressure accumulating on my hip/ass and it hurts. I also keep lots of blankets hanging so the wall isn't cold and hard.
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34284891 >>34284903
>>34284861
Do you like getting new stuffies? Would that be an appropriate gift to get you?
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34284903 >>34284960
>>34284891
no unfortunately because over the years i've accumulated way too many and I can't fit them all on my bed so unless I can find some kind of very appropriate shelf system/room to put them then I've made it a rule that I'm not going to acquire any more unless there's an abandoned one in need of a home then maybe i'll consider fixing them up.
half of the ones i own were found and repaired, but i've just got too many. just too many. I'm often kicking them off the bed in frustration.
Anonymous (ID: IyL71nzB) No.34284957
https://discord.com/invite/95Han7QN4m

California discord server
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34284960 >>34285004
>>34284903
Do you like videogames you can play together? I'm thinking of games like Wii sports, or any game that's made to play together in person.
Anonymous (ID: C4fep/wU) No.34284961 >>34285004
>>34269094
You have the dissociated eyes of a woman who I would find pretty attending a new age cult meeting.

The only reason that may come off as inimical is due to my rushed infatuation with you
P.S. one day I hope to read you off to bed
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34285004 >>34285169
>>34284960
For wii multiplayer games I have wii sports, sports resort, we cheer, wii fit plus, mario kart, super smash bros, wii music?, game party 2, legend of zelda skyward sword maybe we can take turns it seems doable, and wiiplay, and then i have some homebrew games like coraline and wiiplay motion.


>>34284961
....you're in a cult??
Anonymous (ID: Fdi+tPJm) No.34285104
>>34282924
NEED to spoon you ;-;
Anonymous (ID: C4fep/wU) No.34285169 >>34285215
>>34285004
I found out after the 4th meeting (kind of).
I promise I won’t write anymore polemic about you

It’s just because I like your brows so much
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34285215 >>34285236
lonely again tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCB7mcHCsw0

>>34285169
....you have a strange way of speaking. you like... my brows?
a polemic?
Anonymous (ID: C4fep/wU) No.34285236
>>34285215
Does it anger you?
I don’t mean to
I never mean to
It’s my own way of impressing you
(Contemporary courting ritual)
Anonymous (ID: jvGN9v2X) No.34285258
>>34255109 (OP)
I have to ask myself how any woman in this day and age who gets dozens if not hundreds of adds and an infinite amount of attention can still be searching for a connection unless you're just not reciprocating the effort or willing to compromise

you can't have everything your way, you have to compromise somewhere or you're never going to make a relationship work. the more criteria you have the smaller your selection pool. you want someone local, you want to be a trad wife, you want someone that's attracted to trans women, you want someone that will accept your mental illness and support you emotionally and financially, you want someone that's okay with physical affection, but not looking for a relationship, and you didn't say anything about age range or preference for appearance

and here you are 9 years with out a relationship... have you ever heard the saying if you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got

i honestly can't even feel empathy for you or most women on this site anymore because you're all just full of shit. you just soak up all the attention and validation all these simps shower you with and when you've had enough you just turn the faucet off until you're feeling bad again then it's back to the simp attention shower

you would never even consider a man who came on here posting the same bullshit you do so honestly you can fuck right off because you have the life you deserve
Anonymous (ID: hvLYNdQo) No.34286108 >>34286436 >>34286441
>>34255109 (OP)
hazel, you're the most interesting poster on /soc/. unbelievably hot and unbelievably self-destructive
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34286436
>>34286108
what the fuck are you even talking about
i want to smash your face open with a hammer
whats so self destructive about me? im literally working hard on building myself up and you dont know anything about me or my life, you are by far the most retarded poster ive ever seen. I went to school, i told my old job to fuck off, i finally got a license last year and learned to drive now im an excellent driver, i got some cosmetic shit done that i always wanted and my credit score is 787

what the FUCK are you god damn talking about
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34286441
>>34286108
the only thing destroying me is others and every other selfish worthless piece of shit in this god damn crumbling civilization
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34286502 >>34290789
just nuke this gay earth
get it over with
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34290789 >>34290820 >>34290836
>>34286502
You get three nukes. Where are you dropping them?
Anonymous (ID: UBsL2Sto) No.34290820 >>34291005
>>34290789
Israel. All 3
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34290836 >>34291005
>>34290789
i'd have to first leave to the other side of the country with all my shit in a U-haul.

1. Southern California. Everything from Bakersfield to Mexico needs to be glassed immediately. Wrightwood, Big Bear, and Santa Monica Pier are all acceptable collateral.

2. Israel. Now nobody can have the land. Cry about it.

3. Moscow. Azov forever. Slava Ukraini.
Anonymous (ID: YafV3ihJ) No.34290895 >>34290940 >>34291284
Talked to OP a fair bit, and it's not worth it fellas. If it's not obvious from its posts, unhinged is an understatement and it's unironically obsessed with its European ancestry. After all the mein kampf talks in this thread, I found some of its nudes and it literally does the Nazi salute in one of them, lol.

I told it I come to its area fairly often and I'd be down to dick it down, to which it replies "I'm scared of sex but if youre hot we could fuck". Send it a pic, I'm an above average dude, fit but not ripped, good size, confident.

It responds "eh mid", which is fair.

I find its nudes and respond, politely, it's just as mid and that it has nothing to back up that attitude especially after begging for touch for an entire thread, to which it spergs out about not being a real girl and that none of them look good then unfriends me.

If you're like me and a troon aficionado, you know that's not true - there are some stunning ones out there and a lot more that are simply good looking.

This one, however, is shaped like a cinder block, acts like it's due everything, and has really obvious mood and emotional issues that'll make your time with it very, very unfun. I'd bet money it would trauma dump on you and make a thousand excuses for its shitty behaviour. At one point it mentioned being blocked by a girl for "being in a bad mood", which I gather means that poor girl ran the hell away from it after being absolutely shat on.

For archive purposes, its disc is hazelkitt

Add at your own risk. Might be fun to cum and dump but I personally wouldn't give it personal info.
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34290940
>>34290895
>Posts an actual picture of an angel

>"Ermm.. this is mid actually.."
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34291005
>>34290820
>>34290836
Based answers.
1. Israel
2. Brooklyn
3. Buckinghamshire (Rothschild Estate)
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34291284
>>34290895
I'm sorry I called you mid that was rude of me, you're right. You're very good looking. I have issues, I'm sorry.
Anonymous (ID: YzY7O4Ip) No.34292089
>>34255109 (OP)
Text my Kik Ichdinischw
Anonymous (ID: DKetPi5U) No.34295225
CHAOS REALM

Foids | Moids
Memes too strong
No normies
18+ only
Voices approved

Join now:
discord.gg/anon
discord.gg/anon
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34296046 >>34296268 >>34296449
I may of found someone to cuddle me.

He's not my boyfriend, he doesn't have a big dick, he doesn't make enough money to take care of us both, he doesn't call me kitty, and we don't fuck, but he's nice and treats me right and he can come over when I need to feel touch.

So..... yeah.
Anonymous (ID: zhhP4+v0) No.34296268 >>34296463
>>34296046
Happy for you.
Anonymous (ID: Fdi+tPJm) No.34296449 >>34296463
>>34296046
very happy for you! ⊂((・▽・))⊃
Anonymous (ID: eNHgaNsX) No.34296463
>>34296268
>>34296449
thank you ^-^
it'll do for now, he's a nice guy. but we will see if he stays with me. he came over the other night and we watched a movie. platonic cuddles don't fill the void inside but at least they make me feel safe and protected.