Thread 149124633

U21 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS
>Wednesday June 11th
21:00 Italy U21 - Romania U21

>Saturday June 14th
21:00 Slovakia U21 - Italy U21

>Tuesday June 17th
21:00 Spain U21 - Italy U21

Reminder keep it comfy, take your meds, drink a lot of water, visit Detroit and stay forestfrenspilled

negru

The "Ll" from "Lloyd" looks like a "U", so my business idea is: Uoyd Kelly

>>149124633 (OP)
vgh... the mvdshacks of the riommers...

first for calcio milfs

My head hurts

would it be morally acceptable for an incel to only carry condoms with holes in them so to be sure to have the first girl he manages to snatch stick around?

>>149124672
not going to ask what you've done, but they can use your posts on here to prove it just so you know.

my boss is sending " :eggplant: :peach: :heart: " texts again

What is the latest news on a potential Serie B relegation play-off between Salernitana and Frosinone? I read there's a hearing this friday but they already set the dates (15th and 20th of june).

>>149124725
Tell Comolli that he needs to hire a DS

>>149124725
is it a he or a she though?

ONE KISS IS ALL IT TAKES

>>149124725
didn't you live in bosnia?

>>149124726
probably going to save the Salernitana case final ruling in case Sampdoria loses and they need to save them twice.

>>149124726
The captain of Salernitana, Gian Marco Ferrari, expresses his disagreement with the decisions made by Lega Serie B regarding the play-outs. Just on the eve of the first leg match, originally against Frosinone and scheduled for May 19, 2025, the Brescia case erupted, and the matches were postponed.

Today, pending the outcome of Salernitana’s appeal to the Federal Court (hearing scheduled for Friday the 13th), the new dates have been officially set: the first leg in Genoa on June 15, the return leg in Salerno on June 20.

“Sampdoria or Frosinone? The opponent doesn’t matter, it will be important to start the match well and find the right energy to achieve the goal which, given how the season has gone, would still be exceptional.

I hope the fans can change their minds, it would be very important to have them with us. However, regardless of everything, we will take to the field in any case to secure the result,” said Ferrari

unlucky on corners

>>149124805
I thought you were corner specialists though? Well you did equalize that 5-0 right?

>>149124633 (OP)
CLUB WORLD CUP
>Wednesday June 18th
03:00 CF Monterrey - Inter

>Thursday June 19th
03:00 Al-Ain - Juventus

>too good for the kids his age
>too frail for the men his age
Balto Baldanzi

CARDINALE CUP
>Who fucking cares
00:00 Nobody

Why did he shoehorn "his" "club" into an adult's conversation?

>resorting to long passes to Gnontolo
perhaps it's time for subs

>>149124889
Everyone has their coping mechanisms for not being allowed to sit with the big boys, just wait until European competitions start up next season, the coping and seething will be glorious.

>>149124858
basedanzi won

cmom italy stop sleeping

>>149124974
Sleeping? Is this a Dimarco vs PSG reference?

>Sirbu
is he Serbian?

I miss signore as nt ct so much is unreal

30th for 1 Eiza González please

Culu

baldie close again

is Ndour Romanian by any chance?

I can already savour the inevitable late draw so that >we can lose the must win match against the only good team in the pool with Spain.

>>149125153
ndegru

why do these 20yo kids look so easily exhausted?

>>149125153
>Born in Italy to a Senegalese father and an Italian mother, Ndour is a youth international for Italy

You might be confusing with Adeyemi, he's the one with a romanian parent

What was the thing about Adeyemi's gf again?

>>149125202
well he's been Romania's best player so far, almost scored a brace for them.

>>149125211
She scammed an elderly couple by between 350'000 and 700'000 Fr.

deplantsi wat are u doing

i ta lia
i ta lia

i ta lia

>>149125380
fraaateeeelllii
deel caaazzooo

>>149125380
ma yu lu
ma yu lu

ma yu lu

if Casadei was 2 inches shorter he'd be playing in eccellenza

Desplanches makes me reevaluate ancient Greeks and I'm not even gay.

How can we even compete 7/10 bros?

>>149125430
Reading Medea by Euripides currently

>>149124757
i'm at my uncle who got home from jail last weekend

>>149125564
please sign for jj

>that's a Romanian, not our usual Belgio
I might have tritanopia

>>149125564
what was he in for?

>>149125704
Copper theft

>>149125704
stole $800000 through fraud and fake import\export contracts

Gnontoro and milanbvll desplanches carried shitaly, warra surprise

>>149125866
based

pessi wants to play in saudi since he has no offers from european clubs so far only 2 clubs want him

>no mercato news
Heading back to PPSSPP

>Vlahovic is Allegri's first choice
pfffthahahahahaha

>>149126117
Peace Walker or Patapon?

>>149126148
Burnout Legends

>>149126163
Kino

Is there a club world cup fanta?

>>149125866
did he manage to stash it?

>>149126163
racing games are fucking cringe

>>149126143
He was literally the world's greatest center forward under allegri but then revisionismo mottiano hit

>>149126316
Stick to Apex Legends buddy

>>149126316
Try forza horizon 2. It is a really good game

How the fuck do you lose a Champions League final 5-0?

>>149126590
Only poorfags unironically enjoy the Forza series

*declares war on Federazione Iraniana Giuoco Calcio*

Thiago Mindseyotta

>>149127266
What a horrifying sight to behold in the back of my cerebellum

Thiago Motta is the kind of guy who would side with the Combine just because he thinks they look cool

You now remember Bbilan, Roma, Atalanta and Hellas Verona legend Urby Vitorrio Diego Emanuelson. New TV analist for Ziggo Sport during the u21 Euro's.

P.S. wtf, he played for Atalanta?!?!?!

Furby Emanuelson

What the FUCK do you mean we play next Thursday

Annual riccio finding a way into my yard and doggo going crazy in the middle of the night

At least no spikes to pull out this time

Well well well
Would you look at that
It’s almost friday

it's never been friday before

Buongiorno /seriea/, it’s thursday and that can only mean one thing!

>GdS: Al Nassr to offer Spalletti 12 million salary position if they manage to get rid of Pioli
kek

During his presentation at cosmic summit 2025 the CEO of black kite explained:
>the fact of the matter is that I pulled the plug on the San Donato project. The place wasn't right for the new bbilan stadium, we want to create a grandiose monument that can tap into the earth magnetic field, that's why we are working with world class scientists like Randall Carlson to find the closest lay lines to Milano.
And hey, I know that sounds like we are trying to move the franchise and that's certainly a possibility, and listen franchises move all the time and nothing happens. The fans? I'm not worried I know bbilan fans would follow the team to hell, plus they couldn't collapse the wave function even if they wanted.

>>149132437
>posting g*zzetta rumours

>check morning news
>Israel to imminently strike Iran
>US-Iran nuclear talks cancelled
>US evacuating personnel all over Middle East

yeah can't wait to see Petar Sučić make his debut in 3 days, bros

>>149132739
Based tori semitici

Why doesn’t the municipality of Rome just convert the colosseum into a football stadium? Imagine the sponsorship income alone would solve their city wide trash crisis.

Good morning

I slept really bad and my head still hurts.
Also its starting to get too warm

Sot: https://youtu.be/cmpRLQZkTb8

>Torino are keeping a close eye on Jeremia Recoba, the son of former Inter star Alvaro Recoba, who is already making an impression at Nacional.

reeeee why are we not buying our former players regens

>Probierz, the current NT manager, just left the role
Thank you based Finland

>>149133057
i dunno mate, how often does it happen that the kids of former stars are better than their parents?

>>149133072
almost never but still would nice pr move.

>>149133060
np bolan. now just give us a draw at home vs us.

>>149133072
the Thuram brothers have already surpassed their shitter pro MLK and ACAB father Lilian
Giovanni Simeone is an already better player and has won more than his dad

>>149133082
>np bolan. now just give us a draw at home vs us.
If we get Jan Urban we might beat you thanks to the power of friendship
But knowing Kulesza it's gonna be someone worse so you'll be fine

>Simon Sohm is one of Allegri's favourite players
Allegri was in Milan yesterday with Bernardo Corradi leaving the Italy U20 bench to join Milan.
>AC Milan have contacted Leao's entourage to indicate that he is not for sale. There are no concrete offers from Bayern Munich.
Milan have inquired about Darwin Nunez. It’s a complicated deal from an economical point of view.
>Modric's medical examination for AC Milan will take place after the Club World Cup
AC Milan in contact with Zinchenko
>Adrien Rabiot has decided to stay at OM
AC Milan to have new contact concerning Retegui, there is Vlahovic but his salary is too high.
>Mattia Perin wants to fullfill his dream and offered himself to AC Milan and Allegri.

I voted for Meloni because I am poor as fuck and I want rich people to die

>Mancini wants back in as C.T.
I knew it the second he liked Acerbi’s post which, predictably, triggered Spalletti and made him crash out in the media again.
A well played hand. He probably also had a hand in Signore saying no. Now all that is left can he manipulate Gravina? Or will Gravina be too offended by his resignation and hire Gattuso or Pioli out of vengeance?

what exactly is a "premier league engine"
is it just a euphemism?

>>149133160
it means the engine is overrated, overpaid and black

It's been two years but I still coom

The little azzurri will lose against slovakia

Gm sirs. 24c today, ahhhh I am going insane!

Womens (assigned at birth) EuroFanta will be up at some point soon! Keep your eyes peeled!

there I go again, I posted a woman I will never have sex with

please pay attention to what I have to say

Al-Nassr WANTS spalletti they’re in talks spalletti is very keen on coaching them nothing is agreed yet but this confirms pioli is close to fiorentina

>>149133505
this
if I wanted to jerk off I'd just watch porn and not post on blue boards letting other men know what turns me on

Still a better hairline than Camerda if you ask me

>>149133570
It's completely fine at 40, honestly
ain't got nothing on Pandev

>>149133505
Perhaps not with her but your cunt sister gives it up easily to the lads lads lads in Dubrovnik, many are saying it!

>>149133575
>ynr Pandev's penis-shaped hairline

>CAPTCHA:44YNR

I wouldn't go to Ahmedabad

>>149133619
how could I ever forget

https://x.com/Honest_Cric_fan/status/1933094602472636780
they didn't fly so good

>>149133833
Air India's AI171 (Ahmedabad- London) with around 242 passengers on board has reportedly crashed near #Ahmedabad (AMD) airport during take off.

>>149133833
this video has been around for years why is serie ass so prone to fake news and misinformation?

>>149133833
>>149133848
Why shouldn't I believe this isn't some kind of plot by the EU and most importantly Airbus to make Boeing planes look unreliable

>>149133833
Boeing moment!

>>149133989
See >>149133879

>>149133879
The EU’s evil plan to sit back and do nothing while Boeings fall out of the sky must be stopped

>>149134024
Boeing has always been about safe and reliable planes, after the first Trump presidency they turned petty and evil and along with Airbus decided to sabotage Boeing

>cut my hair significantly for the first time in 2-3 years
>look like a polack'd up version of Pirlo

>>149134123
jesus cosplayer?

>>149134133
Nah, I've had long hair for like 12 years now, I just look better with long hair than short 2bh, especially since it curls and is still dark brown (though getting lighter each year as I'm now 30)
thank fuck I'm not balding

>Max weight full fuel full passengers
>Flaps fully retracted during takeoff
Jeet pilot error. False alarm Boeing chads. Buy the tip.

>>149134202
Looks like AI maybe generated by Airbus

>>149134226
Signore schizo the photo is good for Boeing.

>>149134154
My hair looks like yacine adlis hair right now. I would love to have straight hair

>>149134243
When I was like 19-20 and still in school we had some school trip for a few days where the girls actually straightened my hair out when we got drunk
not in a prank way or anything, they wanted to do it and I agreed (long hair usually works really well on women)
I looked retarded, never again

Real feminine hours

What conditioner do yall use?

>24h of Le Mans this weekend
Kino

>>149133879
accuse the other side of that which you are guilty

>>149135077
Federico Gatti | Welcome to Besiktas • Highlights • Reel • 2160p • Süper Lig • 2026

>>149135077
lole
or theyre filling the papers with an excuse to sell him to fund their desperate mergato

>>149135077
Allegri turned him into serie ass' capocannoniere, he should come to milan

would you have ever expected to see Of Brown playing for Vesuvio?

>>149135193
Yes, because Belgium is the Campania of the Benelux

>Milan is looking for an additional striker. Vlahovic is a problem for Juventus and they would love to replace him. Allegri loves the idea of the Serb but his salary is too high. Milans current favorite option is Retegui, also like by Juventus. Lucca has become more distant. Another name that keeps popping up in Casa Milan is Oshimen. Apparently the secret favorite, and Ibra has been working on a possible deal for a year now.
We literally have Camarda but whatever

>>149134899
Elseve

Why are >we looking for a secondary striker with no Europe?
Just play the fat Mexican and if he’s injured play Jovic or the bald teenager.

>4 matches all at 9pm
is there something else going on or are Slovaks a bit daft?

Allegri will end up having to play the mexican 'minio as the starter center forward but he has the obbligo to win the scudetto ok goy???????

AIRBUS IS SUPPORTED BY PALESTINE
BOEING BY ISRAEL
PALESTINE BAD
ISRAEL GOOD
FORZA JUVE

>>149135391
Little Russia u21 - Stinky Scandi u21 is at 18:00 no?

Supposedly it’s very hot right now in Slovakia so maybe that’s why the matches are being played late, like you see in Spain sometimes?

I WILL NEVER FLY WITH AIRBUS PLANES BECAUSE THEY ARE FULL OF CHEMICALS THAT WILL MESS WITH MY MIND

MATTHIJSPOG
AIRBUS
ALLEGRI

Is there anything, ANYTHING shitalians are good at? Pathetic little disgusting race of filthy bugs

>>149135501
we're good at cheating the state and others for the most part

>>149135518
I hope shitalians disappear

When can we order the official /seriea/ watch with the built in hours gained on Belgio tracker

>"A documentary will be released after the Club World Cup, it will retrace the behind the scenes of our season including our European win. It will be on Netflix.", Al-Khelaïfi told Alkass TV.
Kino bros

I miss ausfra

>>149135583
that gay ass faggot has probably moved to a discord or steam group where he can enjoy his little safe circlejerk like the retard he was
same for the kyrgyz poorfag

>>149135616
what about malawi?

>>149135655
what about i fuck your mom?

>>149135669
I would have nothing against it, she probably deserves the diversion

>just found out about Brian Wilson's death
fuck

>>149135655
Sore spot. Malawi got bought by /bundes/. Many here still feel angry about Duccio selling him for only 12 million (You)’s. Best not to speak about it.

If the Ma-yu-lu-lu-5-0 didn't bring back malawi, he probably got headshoted by a musician sniper

Why is the schizo acting up? Is it the heat? How hot is it in bari rn?

Twink 1-0 Schizo

>>149135765
Please dont call me that because 1. Im not and 2. I considere us to be friends and part of the Tare cult.

Name me a single shitalian dish or dessert that isn't poorfag tier and disgustingly terrible to eat.
name it you fucking poorfags
name it

>>149135859
gatto alla vicentina

my back hurts

>>149135825
You have to include the names. We dont know all the fenomeni

>>149135873
fucking poorfag

why does the transfer market feel so slow
Roma needs to unload a gillion players before signing and there are no rumors of anything
Are people waiting for after the club World Cup?

>>149136023
Because we're still in june you dumb jewish latina monkey

>>149136023
Because the non-CWC mercato isn't even open yet kek

>>149136044
Madrid already bought half of their squad my terroni friend

>>149136068
See >>149136047

>>149136072
Wtf since when does it start in July
Or is this some Mandela effect thing

>>149136103
you dumb fucking monkey

>>149136103
smartest riommer

>>149136103
Stop smoking weed

>>149136111
Y so mad today
Ferrari F1 practice is tomorrow my factory friend
Juve doesn’t play till next week also so I’d suggest you get a grip before going on a schizo rant

>>149136103
Always been like this fra, you're probably confused because last year there was a big summer tournament to take the attention away from mercato business.

The only difference is the extra transfer window for the 32 CWC clubs:
https://www.fifa.com/en/tournaments/mens/club-world-cup/usa-2025/articles/fifa-club-world-cup-transfer-window

>>149136142
I hate poorfags so I hate ferrari and juventus, i masturbated yesterday when i found out fiat factory workers are getting fired and some of the female employees will have to become whores and sell their undertage daughetrs to afford som efood

real tryhard hours

>>149136160
There you go that’s more like it
Rev up the schizo hate machine

>>149136160
t.motta

>>149135466
right didn't see it :/

>>149136150
But le fee got sold to Southampton
So is italo league just lagging behind?

>Genoa fans buy hundreds of tickets for Sampdoria-Salernitana: the club cancels them

lmao just italian things

>>149136210
wow shitalians are disgusting human beings more news at 11

>>149136192
>But le fee got sold to Southampton
because the deal was already planned as a clause in the even sunderland went up, which they did

>>149136192
England decided that all their clubs would be allowed to register players during that CWC window for some reason. And because it was already planned via some clause or another in case Sunderland promoted it happened early.

Why are zanetti and martinez so overrated?

>>149136240
Where is Lukaku?

>>149135583
Tears in the rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XHUOFIVGrU
>Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater taking "hide-and-go-seek to the next level" with original multiplayer mode
For fox sake.

Conti > Calabria

>>149136210
they're selling them for peanuts, that's how desperate the Fennel's buddies were to save them lol

Metal Gear Survive was betterererererererererererererererrerererererereererererererererererrerererererereererererererererererrerererererereererererererererererrerererererereererererererererererrerererererereererererererererererrerererererereererererererererererrerererererere than any Metal Gear Solid game but you fucking poorfags like it because binga binga wahoooo I want Kojima to thrust his shagohod into my virgin mother base and hate a superior game like Survive because noooo my beloved Kojimbo wasn't involved

>>149136345
Don't you have to study for the maturità?

>>149136359
you poorfags know about maturità? you left school after third grade and that's why you are poor as fuck

>>149136296
I miss playing team sneaking so fucking much

Now THIS is schizoposting!

>The Euro U21 player of the tournament of the past 25 years:
-Gordon (2023)
-F.Vieira (2021)
-Ruiz (2019)
-Ceballos (2017)
-Carvalho (2015)
-Thiago (2013)
-Mata (2011)
-Berg (2009)
-Drenthe (2007)
-Hunterlaar (2006)
-Gilardino (2004)
-Cech (2002)
-Pirlo (2000)

>Drenthe (2007)
Oh what could have been if he had his head screwed on right

>>149136435
Mo that is not Earl sinclair

>>149136239
>>149136229
Thanks for the answer frens

Un giorno un missionario andò laggiù nell'Equator
Civilizzar voleva i negri che stavano in quella region
Lui cercava di convincerli che si vive meglio qui
Ma un negru, con flemma, gli rispose, ahimé, così:

"Oh... bongo, bongo, bongo
Io sto bene qui nel Congo
Non mi muovo, no, no!
(No, no, no, no)
Bingo, bango, bengo
Son spiacente, ma non vengo
Io rimango qui
Non voglio scarpe strette
Saponette, treni e tassì
Ma con questa sveglia al collo
Sto bene qui, qui, qui"

Paziente, il missionario, seguitando gli parlò
Della pittura futurista, dello swing e dei ponti sul Po
Mentre stava descrivendogli la gran moda di Paris
Quel negru, seccato, gli rispose ancor così:

"Oh... bongo, bongo, bongo
Io sto bene qui nel Congo
Non mi muovo, no, no!
(No, no, no, no)
Bingo, bango, bengo
Son spiacente, ma non vengo
Io rimango qui
Non voglio corse in moto
Check a vuoto, né vermouth gin
Ma con questi anelli al naso
Sto bene qui... e non me movo!
Cosa trovo da voi laggiù?
Bombe atomiche e nulla più!
Christian Dior con i modelli
Scioperanti coi cartelli
E quel tale che ha da venì
Tu non m'incanti... rimango qui!"

>>149136474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLy3KcwKkoE

real a/c hours, feels good to be a neet with mamma paying my bills

Playing Animal Crossing is a feminine trait

>>149135890
I understand the le epic giuntolus joke but there are unironically shitlians who claim ice pops were invented in shitaly without literally any kind of historical proof to back it up

>>149136700
This but it's Ace Combat

>>149136700
this but it's ass creed

>>149126316
Here, open up your mouth you big baby and say aaaahhhhh

i want to move to italy
what is a nice area next to the sea?

>>149136739
somewhere between marche/toscana/emilia romagna imo, though it depends on what kind of place you'd want to live in, even puglia can be decent if you're rich

>>149136700
low test post

>>149136739
Catanzaro

>>149136739
Calabria, lot of moldovians there

>>149136714
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Ace Combat, you Erusean piece of shit? I’ll have you know I flew top of my class in the 444th Fighter Squadron, and I’ve racked up countless kills in the skies over Usea — drones, fighters, even goddamn Arsenal Birds. I am trained in high-G turns, missile dodging, and S-rank bullshit, and I’m the top ace this side of Strangereal. You are nothing to it but just another blip on the radar. I will shoot you down with precision the likes of which even Mihaly couldn’t dodge, mark my fucking words.

You think you can talk trash about Ace Combat over the Internet and get away with it? Think again, spare. As we speak, I’m lighting up your comms with my secret network of AWACS operators across the continent, and your IP is being tracked faster than a missile lock. You better prepare for the storm, maggot — no, not a storm — THE storm. The one that wipes your sorry ass off the map like an X-02S dive bombing from 50,000 feet. You're fucking dead, kid.

I can be anywhere, anytime — over Farbanti, over Snider’s Top, hell, even over that cursed Space Elevator — and I can dogfight you in over 700 different ways, and that’s just with standard loadout. Not only am I extensively trained in post-stall maneuvers, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the International Union Peacekeeping Forces and I will use every goddamn one of them to bring ruin upon your uninformed take, you little shit.

If only you had known what unholy retribution your “feminine game” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would’ve held your fucking tongue. But you didn’t — you flew right into the danger zone. Now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Trigger is coming for you. I will drop fury like a railgun blast from a flying fortress and you will fucking drown in it.

You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>149136739
tuscany/marche or south italy/sardegna if you want the real 3 world experience

>score90 posting
These niggas rate England as top 3 for contenders in the WC, nothing they ever post can be taken seriously.

>>149136737
wow a weeb racing game, I couldn't think of anything gayer than this

>scroll a bit above
>croatia complaining about tummy posting

make /seriea/ great again

>>149126316
racing games are the best at escapism, unlike with other games I can manage not to think for a while when I'm going FAST and an instant of distraction can mean losing ruinously

>>149136853
go back to your steam group you fucking loser

>>149136869
this is exactly why you are not in the whatsapp group

>>149136866
if you want to feel fast and escape from real life at the same time how about you jump off the tallest building in your city

>>149136890
no thanks

>>149136833
Im sorry, i forgot this is a general for manly gamers and high testosterone posting (like whining about everything related to the sport of Calcio).
Maybe this is more your style.

>Stellar Blade Has Already Outperformed Every Other PlayStation PC Port In Less Than 24 Hours
It just makes me wonder, how is having a fat ass beneficial for combat operations?

>>149136853
>make /seriea/ great again
start posting serbian slags then

>>149136928
those proportions are straight up goofy lmao

>>149136890
Why do girls have such big foreheads

>>149136974
ayo what the hell are those nails

>>149136974
Happens when you keep stretching your hair and ruining your natural hairline

>>149137001
Seems to be angle dependent too

>>149136739
we're full

>>149137017
Banesh?

>>149136974
evolution benefits of facials, you wouldn't want it in your hair.

>>149137022
Well of course it does, viewing angles and focal length can do the trick.
But it's not that unusual for women who keep long hair to have ruined hairlines, especially if they tie them very frequently.

If Savona was a very clean man he'd be called Sapona

>>149137051
>>149137098
Makes sense

i keep seeing these small cars there everywhere
can you really get italian pussy in one of these?

>>149137174
Those are the basic 17yo's first cars

saponara

>>149137174
It's >>149137187 for anyone who lives outside of the big cities.
Otherwise it's either Fiat puntos, Fiat 500 or recently Renault Clios

Renault mentioned

>>149137174
who hasn't driven a six hundred at least once?

I had a 2000 Ford Ka and that shit is way too fast for a neopatentato

>>149137227
Me, the only Fiats I've ever driven in my life were a Fiat Panda in driving school and a Mr Eni's car sharing service Fiat 500

>>149137246
the 500 has to be the worst fiat ever

>>149137246
maybe I'm old lol

>>149137243
based king, loved that little shit

>>149137227
fiat punto over here

>>149137283
De Laurentis drip immaculate
Napoli with the best production quality some real clean photo

Why is De Laurentis dressing like Colonel Sanders

what the fuck

>>149137283
they look like they want to sell me coffee

>>149137460
imagine paying for porn lmao

>>149136739
we are not FULL please come

>>149137460
Maybe one day gamedevs will realize nobody wants to play as ugly people when engaging in forms of escapism

>>149137470
Underneath the fan service is actually a very gud action game

Laziobros keeping an extra close eye on Denmark u21

>>149137521
Whelp, meant to post the line-up

>>149137528
>implying he's going to play a single minute under sarri

>>149137528
Scouting both Gaeei and kvistgaarden
Admiring Provstgaard

>>149137528
>gaeei harder

>>149137528
>Chukwu
Naijaboi spotted

Milan turned another dutch boy into a man.
Tot snel Tiji!

In olden days a sliding tackle
Was hardly seen as a chapel
But now God knows
Wouter Goes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUh9hdc7RA4
>Keri Russel is scowling again
I'm so in it's unreal

17:41 on the 12th of June 2025 and Kostic just appeared on my timeline

>>149137690
as if the cwc wasn't going to make 25/26 enough of a meme

>>149137596
He's always smiling

>>149137821
Well he is in love with the club (and the city)

>>149137779
the CUM world cup is going to be the icing on the cake

>Red Bull is ready to expand its collection of teams and to do so it could come to Italy. According to Il Sole 24 Ore, the Austrian company has set its sights on Alcione with president Giulio Gallazzi who has already started negotiations in order to aim for promotion to Serie B

bbilan will soon be the third team of Milano

>>149137874
is red bull retarded? With all the clubs on the verge of bankruptcy why not go for an established one?
>inb4 red bull can't afford to guarantee for a few hundred millions of debt.

>>149137283
images that are straight out of a weird dream you make after an indigestion

>>149137901
Less risk involved and it's not like it ever works if you overhaul a club in 1 fell swoop. It's not their first time doing this and they realized pretty quickly it's better to build something from the bottom up.

>>149137874
Why not Bozen? Austrian brand pumping money in an austrian club

>>149137901
>>149137938
Red Bull teams are already controversial as it is, going for a less established club is a safer approach.
Not gonna lie though, would be funny if the deal goes through and it becomes one of the few teams in Italy that develops youngsters

Red Bull Torino still made the most sense, not only do the symbols match they'd also cause the most seethe by destroying a club with relevant history.

>>149137874
>>149137938
>>149138002
Not to mention that in the end it's all about advertising their brand. Much easier to do that to the outside world if the club you're taking over doesn't have a very well-known identity in the first place

RB(b)rescia, you'd have the plastic rivalry with Como and the people would love you because you saved the club from getting Chievo'd, in five years time you could even get Fraudiola to manage it, hit me up Redbull

RBenevento

>>149137771
>bloober involved again
no thanks

>>149137945
Would make no sense to get another austrian team. They already have enough resources in the country after making RB Salzburg, plus there's also FC Liefering (the B team)

>>149138028
>it's all about advertising their brand. Much easier to do that to the outside world if the club you're taking over doesn't have a very well-known identity in the first place

And what better way to do so than buying a lower tier team in Milan? It's the best approach from an economical point of view:
>easy brand growth in one of the biggest european cities
>wide pool of possible talent
>redbull's various resources and knowledge in the football industry

>>149138021
True but the redbull approach is way more effective in a city like Milan compared to Torino

>>149138104
is Cataldi the only player ever to assist two GKs goals? Did the same with Provedello didn't he?

>BREAKING: AC Milan interested in Désiré Doué(s brother)

>>149138169
They play in serie b

>>149138240
yes but the point still stands, see>>149138002

It's better to take an unknown team with a great strategic placement in order to do this sort of team. Hell, how many of you in here knew about Alcione before they got promoted into Serie C

>>149137174
Of course

Just got reminded of Kostic

>>149138320
The kind of cute parlimentarian for the Animals' Party r-r-r-right?

>>149138372
would I?

the denmark coach looks like a mix between ross kemp and mads mikkelsen when he was in pusher

Mads Mikkelsen mentioned
12 days left

where is the individual euro u21 thread why did serie ass usurp euro?

> Ex-Nxivm 'slave master' from Smallville Allison Mack gets married two years after prison release
It could have been (You) to fix her anon

Camerda-esque hair on Gatti

>>149138482
I have more... questions about his skull shape

>>149138482
dutch woman forehead

>>149138482
i need the heda shape autists analysis now

>>149138465
Who cares about this bitch, I'm about to send my two year loan with obligation to buy offer to Kristin Kreuk

Elodie and Kristin Kreuk are related right?

>>149138482
Wonder if he's prepping for an hair transplant, also seems to be balding just on his temples as his crown seems somewhat fine?

>>149138482
Another case of "just shave it off bro", if he grows a beard along the way he can even try to pull off the Kratos look

>>149138482
Neo Cortexian

What the FUCK did he mean by this

>shoes on sofa
Why

>>149137283
i might go to Roccaraso to see KDB in a trash bin

>>149138615
Why is he looking at me like that, what did I do to offend the African continent so badly

People don't want to pay to watch the audi cup?

/biz/ idea: The Kangoo Kup

hakan out rumours. im ok with that.

>>149138859
Are you okay with Mayulu scoring the 5th goal?

>>149138784
ai crowds when?

that's the least Bischoff looking Bischoff I've ever seen

Ukrainians looking old af

>>149139063
I mean a 18yo would be granny level for your sicko tastes

>Dušan Vlahović could extend his contract with Juventus if he agrees to take a slight pay cut (under €10m/yr).
I have a soft spot for Zingarovic but please no

Wait printer signed petra sucic (literally who?), not luka sucic

provstgaard saying I'm ready in interviews
mf being carried by kristensen

either there are lot of ukranian refugees in Slovakia or this is the u21 with the highest attendance ever
>Danish negru casually strolling instead of closing down the ukranian player
lazy much

>>149138912
It's crazy how out of date picrel already is

golaço

/pol/idea change the name of Israel to Azrael

>>149139285
I missed it

Kozik is like 40 years old

Lmao this was offside

what did the linesman mean by that?

>5 whites
Finland won't know what hit them

For me its flamingo

>>149139385
What's Meijer's xSS (school shootings)?

>go to park my car
>notice this dude in front of me

>>149139414
High, he lived in Br*gge

>>149139385
where did my nigga Wouter go?

If kristensen went to colombia, he would die of pussy

>>149139448
Does anyone ever really know where Wouter Goes?

>>149139425
I would have questions for them

What race is this dood?

>>149139256
I also got this

>>149139107
tooodor will fix him

>>149139451
I really liked his videos but he has literally turned into a fascist

>>149139385
wait what happened to Owuso-Oduro ;_; ?

>>149139573
Had to leave the squad because of Injury, now the Roefs on fire

TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT FINALS AND NOT A DIFFERENCE GREATER THAN FOUR GOALS

do you think there’s any chance Milan fans take a moment to reflect and question why multiple teams are interested in Yunus Musah or are they all programmed to just say the obvious, make the obvious jokes with no self awareness

>>149139585
rip

>bbilanisti
>self-awareness

>>149139615
he wouldn't be the first fraud to get passed around clubs despite multiple exposures

>>149139385
ohio flamingo nato kek

Nicolò Tresoldi
Place of birth: Cagliari, Italy

There's Twinkazzo, Drake, Kyrgyzposter and Jeffrey Epstein at one of P Diddy's wonderful parties

>>149139735
there are two more they want to steal from us, can't recall their names.

Germans (weak people) are stealing Italian football talents! While baby fenomeno's are out playing calcio in the streets, those crazy krauts think they can just waltz in and take their best players! Unbelievable! We need to protect our beautiful game!

we have lot of talents. will be intrasting to see.

Chiarodia and Mané, looked them up, also Natali at Farca.

>use the oven
>sweat like a pig just to finish dinner
the older I get the less I like summer

i rate skyttä and marhiev. terho is too selfish imo.

>>149139996
Just eat a salad

>negru referee
Advantage binland

>>149140362
I now understand the attached earlobes hate

>>149140362
this dude sucks. pacy ngubu and he is played as defender with no defending skils.

23 year olds playing in u-21.. gay

>>149140362
Thunderbirds looking ahhh

>>149140446
It's u-21 because you're u21 at the start of the tourney cycle...

we play brety gud. talents

pigs don’t have sweat glands

binlan fans dominating in stadium

/trv/ idea: /seriea/ meetup in Slovakia. Go drink cheep beeros during the day, go to a match later in the day and then in the evening visit a brothel and try and see if we can get twinkazzo to lose his virginity.

Oof, poor effort from Ohio there. Needs to get that on target

Finnish boys playing dirty trying to keep up...

\o/

you know who would have saved that? Owuso-Oduro

the finnish bvlls

Nobody watching diamond league?

o duccio

Topi keksinen

2 goles conceded
2 goles set up by fuckups from ajax midfield frauds

you know who would have saved that one as well?

goooool

we have big team

you'd think the memejongdivisie would prepare them to not get dispossessed like a small child of their candies.

just took a yuge koopmeiners

>>149140865
Uhm sweatie, they play at AJAX. All that matters is belgiocco

I think I could compete in javelin throw

I've just been made aware of the baller league and I can already feel my bowel movements starting to ramp up

Fun fact: Nick Woltemade was one of Giuntoli's secrets signings

fr it be like dat ngl

Lidl zingaro

why did duccios put their shortest blackie against our tallest cb in the corner?

there's a gigantic version of Nickelback playing for Germany

>>149140991
Reiziger (massive amounts of Ajax fraud DNA) is the coach

how can you give the n. 10 to someone that's 2 metres tall wtf

I really dont want to be rude but woltemade looks like his skull nearly split in the middle

>>149139476
Bro was still there after I left
La transformaiola

Comolli... Woltemade... pick up where Grimtoli left things

you shouldn't be allowed to play in a youth team after a certain height, looks weird.

we look so gud. duccios are not on the pitch almost.

one more gole needed

>>149141166
>one more gole needed
6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0

>expecting to go anywhere while benching Wouter Goes
I shiggyduccy

so this is the power of the inbrederlands huh?

btw Duccio have you come in possession of the good formations England and Germany could have potentially fielded?

u21 footy is fun. way more individuality from players.

>Theo out
>Zinchenko in
pfffttttthahahahahahahhaha

Spaceballs 2 announcement is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewKuhclROA0

ht

post best duccio women for finnish bvlls to take home

>>149141227
No I haven't, but I'm sure some searching on the forbidden site would give you what you wanted

>the UEFA under 21 championship on channel 4 is sponsored by the army
just how bad are things in England right now lmao

>>149141391
>please die for negrus and troons
grim

>>149141243
What I dont understand is why they dont give him another chance. Allegri has a say in everything so why does he hate theo? He is still solid and could work in allegris system

>>149141405
Maybe the player wants to leave like Maignan?

>>149141421
No he loves Milan and wants to stay. All insiders say theo wants to stay and doesnt even want 6m per season but the club wants to push him out. Mike wanted to stay too but was dissapointed buy furlanZ who delayed the renewal

>>149141450
oh so he wants to stay like Reijnders who somehow is a City player now, I see

Valente will fix this

Theo is obvious locker room cancer

Fuck's sake

>>149141464
Again pushed out by the club. Same situation as tonali.
"Hey xyz we know you like it here but look financially we could really need the money from your sale" - "Idk I really love this club" - "Yeah I dont think you get it. We want the money please accept the offer."

>bergström
doesn't sound very Finnish

duccios missing all chances

>>149141533
lot of finlansvedish lastnames here.

>>149141533
many finns have swedish names

>>149141519
He could've said no just like any player can after the Bosman ruling.
Evidently he wasn't that attached to the club after all. But hey keep blaming the board :)

not sure if the Czechs are shit or if England's winning it again.

Finland and Norway have to be stopped

Two (2) Finns?!

where is red card?

>all 3 matches are 2-0
bravo Vince

>>149141551
>"Hey anon I know I am your gf and you love me but it would be really okay for me if we would break up."
Do you stay?

>>149141568
Sanna Marin would be a fennoswede right? I will support them

>>149141599
anon I...

>>149141592
Are both Finn’s interisti?

>Galvez
Don't tell me that's half swedish too

so close again

>>149141612
I think so, but we'd need the phrenology student to be sure

>>149141604
I don't know how it works in Albania but usually two partners aren't obliged by a contract, so if they want to leave they could do that just fine.
The induccio could've stood his ground and said he wanted to stay, it was in his power and nobody could've prevented this!

>>149141632
half moor if i remember right.

COME HOME MY SON

Valente is so fucking gud, absolute crime he didn't start the game

>>149141669
>half moor
Just like the person who scored the first goal in the 5-0

is he Italian or Portuguese?

what a luck goal.

>>149141632
Born in England, Galvez is of Spanish descent through his father and Finnish descent through his mothe

VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE VALENTE

>>149141700
Posted this before he scored on my telly btw

Well well well
The most dangerous lead strikes again

>>149141612
wtf i hate fennoswedes now

>>149141736
You didn't before?

>>149141736
why are belgians gay

Segundo Valente

how bad do you have to be to not make it in the current Italian youth teams and end up playing for the Netherlands youth teams?

Come on end 2-2 and we gain 2 points on each

>>149141662
Again do you stay somewhere were you are not wanted anymore?

>>149141723
weird flag

>>149141765
Wait you can play U20 for Italy and then swap to U21 for Netherlands?

also stop stealing our kids reeeeeee

>>149141782
Fans were pushing him out too? Damn shit must be serious then!

>>149141765
I think he had a couple of pretty serious injuries in that period, that's probably why disappeared from Italy's radar. He's only been called up recently for the Oranje youth teams after breaking out for Groningen

>>149141795
Here is your (You)
:○)

>>149141786
yes only senior teams are binding

milambo in

kek

More Feyenoord DNA entering the pitch, gud

Oh oh Milambo
Dans met mij de tango

Based imagine being a mercenary youth who swaps between two national teams on repeat

Keep your eyes on Poku, boy is pacier than prime Lazzari

>Milimbo Milambo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rO3QMP11g

dirty fouls from rat duccios

most famous Japanese footballer? Yoko Poku Mayoko

>>149141891
Very comfy

not sure if Omari Hutchinson brutally migs Jamal or if I'm just not used to seeing young wingers that can dribble several times throughout the match.

murderball monkeys.

De Sboer

no cards for niggers

Somebody tell these finns this isn't skijumping, no need for all this diving to waste time

marhiev so fukken gud.

bologna pyyhtiä in

>never browse outer /sp/
>realize Duccio made a thread for the Euros
is it worth moving over?

>>149142007
i shitpost in both kek

Top kek, Van Bommel headshot

top kek

Another FC Groningen boy IN!

>>149142007
Do you think we interacted with /seriea/nons outside of /sp/?
I think I talked to some of you on /tv/

ref trying to help duccios score

>>149142007
i shitpost in both kek

big lips jr in

Where are the famed jongsters of deventer eagles or enschede horses

good night to be a Nickelback fan

>>149142007
Remember your seriea passport or you won’t be able to get back in again

duccios so stupid to foul so much. dumbasses hurting themselves.

Finngolian GK is very gud, motm

cmon biland hollddd

wtf was he doing?

dominat in the goal and pitch lul

COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU COUNT POKU

he plays Poku but he plays

nooo letting these shitters score.

Grimolli buy their goalscorers

why the fuck 6 min extra time btw?

full refball. like 3 yellows not given to duccios

>>149142332
2 head injuries, a short VAR check and a ton of subs.

You dirty diver

i wanted to beat the dirty duccios. 1 punti still gud result.

Renato Veiga sends message to Juventus fans: “It was an absolute pleasure and honour to represent this huge club! Thanks a lot, Fino alla fine”.

Veiga returned to Chelsea but he’s been left out of CFC squad for UCL.

>>149142386
looking forward a ynr veiga post in the future

Move here to read some Valente fanfics
>>149142439
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