The last dance (for real this time)

>>149127789 (OP)
Which of them would have the best chance against Magnus?

>messi's rook dives asking for a penalty

>Infantino knocks the pieces off the board when Ronaldo is about to checkmate

Trump handing CR the world cup trophy will be so kino

It (combined with the 2022 pissi riggitini WC) will confirm without any trace of doubt remaining that international football is completely scripted WWE bullshit theatre...............but it'll be kino nonetheless. Just think of the fucking memes.

:)

>>149127990
>>149127949

>>149127789 (OP)
unironically what will /spee/ do when these two bums retire?

>>149129279
/sp/ is /heem/ and /nfl/ nobody cares about thirdie ball

>>149129340
>nobody cares about thirdie
is that why /heem/ has no american champions at the moment

>>149129279
continue comparing them based off their social media posts

>>149129567
Mudrat crotchsniffers are exploiting a meta atm, a ground clock will be implemented and order will be restored.

>>149129655
unlike the last reigning american champ THE sean strickgaped known for his fast paced agressive style, right.

>>149129279
Enter Thiago Messi & CR7 Jr. The debate enters its inter-generational phase.

>>149127789 (OP)
who wins from this position?

>>149136162
it's a drawing position, it's from a game between carlsen and nakamura i think

>>149136162
Tabnaldo got a clear tapin position to end the game but riggi about to call infantino for a var review

>>149127789 (OP)
>Messi's knight gets hormone treatments and can move like LLLLL

>>149127789 (OP)
>No Lionel you can't "sit back for a few hours and watch the opponent black king capture your white queen", that's not it works

>>149136162
I think if Ronaldo moves his bishop Messi is in check mate. As a matter of fact I think Ronaldo's rook is putting messi's rook in check. If it isn't Ronaldo can mate in 2-3 moves with his bishop and queen.

>>149127789 (OP)
whatever happened to tevez's testimonial, did it get cancelled
i want to see these niggers playing together damn it

>>149129279
hopefully get a job and have sex

>>149136637
Why do Penaldoindians have a BBC cuck fetish?

>>149137041
>Penaldoindians
stop projecting Rajeesh we are talking about chess

>>149136724
fat chance

i mean, look at the posts on this thread alone

>>149127789 (OP)
>no Messi you can't call Xavi and Iniesta to help you, it's not a real game, we just taking a quick photo mate

>>149142427
Messi is so autistic it wouldn't surprise me if he became an ace at chess if he studied it for a couple of months.

>>149142490
He's currently getting curbed stomped in the MLS he's not even ace at the only thing he's ever done in his life

>>149142427
>>149142490
>>149142515

>samefagging this hard in 2025

i wasn't kidding twain i am actually startig to feel bad for you

>>149127789 (OP)
>sorry Mr Messi but the signed agreement was just a single payment of €200k wired to your account for this advertisement, unfortunately we can not "pay you in pizza and sprite" we do not have the necessary logistics for such demands.

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>>149136152
which one is the better prospect?

>>149136669
>As a matter of fact I think Ronaldo's rook is putting messi's rook in check.
What the fuck is this nonsense
>>149136637
>Twain can't stop thinking about cuckholding for one second

>>149150047
the joke makes no sense since it's pretty obvious hes supossed to be playing with the black pieces
>>149136669
I dont think it can
like the resolution doesnt help but i am pretty sure that's the white bishop that can only move through the white parts of the board

>>149150695
I'm pretty sure it's not even a valid chess board, let alone a valid chess position.

>>149150695
>>149151217
This is the best I managed to simulate the position in a real chess board.
I anchored myself on the left-most, back-most black paw from Messi's perspective. This pawn must be in the 7th rank, because there's clearly at least 7 more ranks in play in front of it, and there's no way to get a black pawn on the 8th rank.
The pieces just fit if we make this assumption, but there's clearly one more empty rank behind the white king, and one more empty file next to the black rook, which is not possible.

>>149127789 (OP)
Is Ronnie really gonna play the 2026?
Isnt he like 40yo already?

>>149142596
Messissys... how do we recover from this one

>>149127885
Messi. He has autism.

>>149151292
i disagree and your chess is weak

https://youtu.be/8EMy_ZGAdU0

>>149158255
>my chess
Twain, you are an idiot. I haven't made any opinion regarding the position. I've looked at the picture and recreated the game on Lichess. If you disagree, you can make a better recreation. If I'm wrong, it's not my chess that's weak, but my understanding of the picture. Try to make sense.

>>149159760
>If I'm wrong, it's not my chess that's weak
1. i'm not twain aka every white man you disagree with
2. what's your elo battyboy? i will fuck you up make you suffer more than your grandpapa-san at Hiroshima

>>149159800
There's few Romanian flags and fewer that are as stupid as you.
What do you care about my ELO when the whole point is that I haven't made a chess opinion? You're seriously stupid. If you know the rules of chess and can look at the picture you can understand what I said and, if I'm wrong, point out what I got wrong.
You're not doing that because you're stupid and just picking a stupid fight.

>>149127789 (OP)
I remember the moment I realised my brother was unintelligent and uncultured was him being excited about this picture and showing it to me calling it a work of art that was very deep and meaningful.
He was genuinely astonished by this picture.

>>149159900
There's people who believe it's a real photograph and not a montage.

>>149159873
>What do you care about my ELO
chesslets like you should not post any sort of chess related opinions, not even a hint

begone chesslet, lower your tone and kneel when talking to me.

>>149159968
Ok, so you're just being retarded for the sake of being retarded.
I would say not to waste my time with your worthless drivel, but your entire life is wasting people's time so I guess the point is moot.

>>149159926
There's also people that think an advertisement is deep (like my brother.)

>>149151292
>The position of the chess pieces is not just randomly assigned, but it actually mimics a match played by chess grandmasters Magnus Carlsen and Hikaru Nakamura at the Norway Chess tournament back in 2017.
>The chess match ultimately resulted in a draw between the two grandmasters.

>>149160418
This is exactly the same chess board I recreated. But my criticisms stand.
Look at the board from Ronaldo's perspective. There's clearly an empty rank behind his king and an empty file to the left of his rook, both of which are impossible.

>>149160418
>>149167842
No, wait, there's actually a single difference between our games.
the black queen on your game is on g4, but I've put it on h4.
However, if you look at >>149127789 (OP), you can clearly see the black queen is at the edge of the board of a dark square. It should be h4.

>>149127949
>ronaldo loses on time, sitting there for hours refusing to move, waiting for someone better on his team to make the play for him

>>149151217
it's a real position that happened between carlsen and nakamura

>>149168730
Yes, but the board is not a valid board.

>>149127789 (OP)
I want England to win because of the memes

>>149151413
Of course he is. His last WC (and Euros) were an embarrassment and this recent nations league win where he was semi decent will have given him a confidence boost that he can still win the WC. This is surely it though for both him and Messi, if they go to the next Euro/Copa as well they deserve to be clowned on for being has-beens that can't let go.

>>149127789 (OP)
Messi won his. Now it's time for Unc CR7 to take the crown.

>>149172256
Portugal is very strong right now. If they manage to win, he will be there to watch everything from the sidelines and then John Terry it after the final whistle.

>>149129340
>board is (2 containment generals) nobody cares about (the thing that owns the whole catalog)

>>149173852