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>>149124429

finland

shit thread

White boys is piggies for BBC.

>>149128296
Talmbout wytbois be boxers

>>149128261 (OP)
way to heem /heem/

imagine what a person who dedicates a thread to this fat fuck looks like

>>149128417
probably bad

>>149128417
Probably good

>>149128261 (OP)
Aside from being the best at picking MMA fights, what is fairies appeal

>>149128417
like this >>149128434

>>149128434
She farts on her livestreams a lot

>>149128453
No, she doesn't.

>>149128471
She does, she really really does. She calls them air biscuits.

>>149128580
>>149128580
>>149128580
>>149128580
Real new

We respect GODru here.

huuuuuge fan of gawldru b

>>149128735
I remember this, shoe mall-e tripped after attempting a flying knee.

>>149128434
>"I feel like we relate more to people we're close genetically to"
Basedfairy confirmed?

i stand on guard for thee

my man is posting webms he made on his cellular telephone

joe pyfer is from philly

>>149128788
shes literally so weirdly racist

>>149128843
shit status: tanked.

>>149128434
>>149128788
>>149128934
fightfairy is with a 40 year old tweaker cryptoscammer name aaronalux and he kind of reminds me of brendan schaub. rigo fucked her btw

>>149128434
NIna drama for incels thinkin "yea shes in my league"

>>149128973
kelvins fat beaner head is a heem deterrent

>>149129029
trvke

FACT: Joe Pyfer

>>149129029
>b-but he was messigan!
pillowfisted sentiment

>>149129078
Factual post

>>149129078
...was unabled to heem BEASTvin and would have lost a 5 round battle

they NEED to let pyfer heem bo

joe pyfer isnt real

>>149129182
they wouldnt do a ginger vs ginger match

>>149129060
on a scale from egg to brick, what's your head shape?

bo nickle isnt real

Got dayum

i wonder what nina dramas pussey smells like

>>149129243
like my cum

Joe Pyfer is like an Marvel Character genetically engineered to fuck your girlfriend and mother. War Joe Pyfer!

>>149128434
Skinny arms + big tits and not too hot to be attainable

>>149129243
probaly like 30 year old pusi

>>149129232
holy YUM

https://youtu.be/rqQIAbSLYPc?si=gEL9sWtIdHx65hXB

All a nigga want is all a nigga know and a nigga that dont know much dont grow much, ya heard?

>>149128989
Fairy is prettier than Nina

>>149129207
90 degrees cornered noggin

>>149129300
zero IG followers vs 4 fuckin million
get your head checked out kid

>>149129251
u mean u did sex with her?

>>149129300
rod why haven't you gotten fairy to give /heem/ a shoutout yet

Topturo & Chiwiwis linked up! need it or keep it???

Kris Mountinho is back in the ufc????

>>149129455
yes hes figjting black omaller and i expect the fight to be the same as the omaller fight

>>149129450
totopo is tiny

>>149129479
>black omaller
wellmaker can actually heem

>>149129455
yeah, he's getting fed to wellmaker

>>149129498
have yet to sawl it b

Wellmaker? Well...

>>149129542
Guru ditched Mighty Mouse for Jean Silva

>>149129586
As an anhedonic deppressive schizo this was the first laugh I've had in 18 years

>>149129602
What that mean?

>>149129489
arturo topturo is a natty fw, chiwiwis is a cut babby bw

just learned a new word

>>149129450
>135er is significantly larger than the guy who thinks he’ll beat Islam
Lmao
Topuria better hope Islam stays at 170

Behold, my semen receptacle.

>>149129659
This chick looks so sexy sometimes and so batshit insane others

>>149129684
skill issue

>>149129659
Wish she'd cock shame me.

>>149129684
https://youtu.be/lMeF_jwnHMA?si=E77NYZOHQkgaB2QG

Islam would never struggle with a shorter fighter

>>149129694
Baby dick heemers dont know how good they have it

we go for that

>>149129542
*corrected

wrestling and bjj is for homosexuals

sit down, before you get hurt

i rolled on my neck on training accidentally today and now it hurts when i look up
it's over

>>149129738
Thats him, look! Thats The MMA Guru, look at this Ugly fucking Slob!! This ugly fat slob looks Disabled!! Get this Disabled Ugly Slob OUT of My Face!! NOW!! RIGHT NOW, Get that ugly-disabled-UGLY-freak Away From Me! I don't wanna look at his bloated up garbled retardation faces, -or his disturbing Baby Hands! Not his tiny little deformed, freakish small baby hands!! THIS UGLY DISGUSTING WHEELCHAIR-RETARD HAS BABY HANDS!!

>>149129776
Fantastic post

hardest walkout song no question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcg5IUhdYG4

>>149129738
https://youtube.com/shorts/EPFH4cAkF4A?si=y_5FsKSg4Vh0Ethg

Come on everybody give Guru a little clap~

dont be mean to guru he's just a kid

>>149129433
i dont watch her. i pop in and type ike 2 messages then dip. shes boring and her chat iis so awkward and cringe

You guys ever think about what you would do if you shat blood? Hope I never have to experience that.

>>149129813
That's outside of the realm of possibilities within my life.
What does Schaub have to say about this topic?

>>149129757
Hope you get well

Come on everybody little clap

>>149129824
That's not true, you never know what could cause you to shit blood.

Oh na they got this nigga in the OP

I would unironically /heem/ every single person in this thread. You might notice the weight of the hand hanging at my side, there's a certain gravity in it that all great athletes have, a certain je ne sais quoi, a readiness for action. I could beat anyone in the world at my weight class. One lick off me and it’s like lightning struck.

>>149129837
shitception

>>149129839
irish bull

>>149129844
Reckon Sneed could heem you.

dis doo posting himself

>>149129844
insane bulge my man ever thought about becomin a pronstar

>>149129849
Sneed is closer to a flyweight.

>>149129844
Buddy did you pee a little

>>149128434
Ive seen men better looking than her un the can

>>149129813
Poof behavior. Sort yourself out.

>>149129839
budweiser give me everything

Curtis Blaydes knocked out Tom Aspinall in 15 seconds

>>149129856
No sir that’s cum

Buckley is gonna jump Islam for the next title shot after his performance in Atlanta

>>149129879
wtf is that tiny piglet feet??????

>>149129879
looks conscious to me

I need to be hemmed into a living death.

I remember cum stains on sweatpants.

Are there any rules in place for humping the leg of your opponent until completion

>>149129908
Knock it off Jon...

Im afraid the record show what it do

Tybura WILL wrestle Aspinall in the rematch and Aspinall's knees WILL buckle.

>>149129908
Yes, you could be disqualified for unsportsmanlike conduct, go ahead, try it, see what happens.

>>149129908
jon pls, rockhold retired already

>>149129882
You really just freely cum in your pants

>>149129923
>TKO

>>149129923
Brutal TKO

>>149129930
explain this then

Tiny teenis tommy was completey immobilized, the grace of herb dean is the only reason he not eatin from a spoon.

IF (and that's a big IF) Jon - Aspinall did happen, what are the chances it'll end up like Goobs - Pooyay 3?

>>149129943
My high testosterone can distract me with the constant itch to jack off when I’m in the middle of working out or practicing my bolo punches. I quickly jerk one out while thinking about Fight Fairy (no porn) and then resume my workout. I’m not allowed to practice too many strikes because my parents are right below me and my floor is thin. As soon as I started using my footwork they start shouting up at me and complaining. So what I mainly do is bolo punches, I just practice whipping my fist like a lasso faster and faster. The sweatier and more worked up I get the stronger the itch gets to cum again, which once again I simply do on the spot without interrupting my workout. I’m at the point now that I have no doubt I could beat Khabib. Anyone shooting a takedown on me would get a bolo to the face so hard their head would explode.

>>149129979
tom does have great oblique style kicks, there is a chance he could wreck jon's legs

Larry Wheels would absolutely savage Tom.

Please make Gane vs tom Please.

>>149129661
Sauce?

knowing gayne it'll be volkov 2 or almeida

>>149130074
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/2TMOliCC10zGKETBcaTzNA/
that's as much as i can do for you

>>149129671
He did not say that.

Won 200 dollars on the scratch off lotto today. Later poorfags.

did Luke Thomas ask Kayla Harrison about her trump simping during their interview?

>>149130147
Cookie monster..

What did Islam Duckachev mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6eFnlbMY_Ns

>>149129661
God I wish that was me

>>149130163
islam dreams of beating a fighter the caliber of sean o'cuckly

Islam? Scared and afraid I fear, sadly

I'ma let you in on the secret
Parlay $10 onto Guru, Lucas Tracy, and MMAChe's main cards every week.

My nigga there's free money out there come on

>>149130147
?

I would genuinely kick Islam’s ass. I felt that way three years ago, I feel that way now. He’s a problem for fighters who don’t have the power to punish his wild mudrat antics. If he tries to stand up with me I’ll make his face a balloon. If he tries to clinch, I’ll punish him to the body. If he takes me down, which he will, I’ll butcher him from the bottom. There is nowhere in the octagon he would be safe. I predict I would make him blue in two

>>149130291
This. Islam reay sucks

>>149130147
this isnt a behavior one should display when one have a children

>>149130147
reminds me of that one of girl from schaub podcast

>>149130050
happened already

...to chastity

>>149130213
>MMAChe
nigga who? 3rd tier MMA tube is Fairy, Okoye, Hoppero and dynamic instability

I always just take JuneBugMMA's picks

I would vote against my own economic interests for AOC.

if van beats royval, think he gets a title shot?

if I saw AOC out in public I would fucking heem her if only to be known as that one special CHUD who had what it took and made the best of it

im getting heemed by heat might not make it

>>149130482
Just turn on the AC ese

When is khamzat fighting next and who

Just turn on the AOC ese

>>149130348
He looks like if Crendor had an ounce of musculature.
Also, I can see it. He's mentally heemed. Needs to just switch to rapid fire can crushing for paychecks and dip. His title days are done.

>>149130533
yeah I might a little bit

>>149130533
orange man broke his ac unit, dios mio

anyone got the 2 pawg milfs in vagas or something

>>149130595
I keep my shit on 70 year round son, Im white nigga I cant sleep when its hot I need my comfy blanky

...

>>149130668
My boy is depressed son, gave up mma youtube to be a door to door solar panel salesman.

>>149130651
too expensive I only turn it on at night

I sure can't wait for guy I never heard of vs guy I never heard of this weekend

>>149130811
I wish I could fuck me

>>149130746
have your son in law working the US under the table send a few more dolores back home

>>149130949
literally the only cool tranny to ever exist

Which active flag has the weakest aura on /heem/?
>nightmare mode: no Canada

If you lookin' for me, I'll be on the block
With my thang cocked, possibly sittin on a drop now
Because I'm a rider
Yeah, Im a soul survivor
Cause everybody know the game don't stop
Trying to make it to the top before your ass get popped now
If you a rider
No, Im just a soul survivor

>>149130978
Britain imo, 10 years ago these motherfuckers would fight and argue with you over anything. Now they just accept the fact we shit on Aspinall daily and talk about dudu pederneiras swansea's biggest prospect

dis nigga coming with the soul survivor song

>>149131140
well most of the bong regulars are unmotivated directionless neets so that tracks

>>149131195
Who me? I'm a soul survivor
Ask about 'em in the street, the boy Jeezy a rida

Cody "steele" brundage

Cody "No Chin" Garbage

Get fucking fraud checked

>>149131348
Do tha stanky leg

>>149131348
somewhere askren is smiling

Project Pat
An nigga
Whos down for his crown mayne

I knew no dickal was a fraud from the start there was no need for a fraud check

>>149131417
IF YO ASS STEP IMA BE DOWNTOWN MAYNE

>>149130811
What the fuck is the meaning of that sweat stain

Project Pat, man, people forget. What a marauder

People forget about Pat Sabatini

People forget man, get that ugly disabled freak away from me right now.

Frank Mir is not disabled and I might have to heem you based off principle alone

Shamil doesn't forget

Forgotten fighters

>>149131614
about what

fat fuck shamil got TKO'd by a cheeseburger

>>149131660
one of the last freak cans to compete in mma, I miss him and his inability to use a single inch of his 156 inch reach

what happens if van wins? do they give him a title shot?

>>149131665
idk meng im not shamil i forget stuff

>>149131666
thank you for reminding me

>>149131717
early

Roy Nelson v. Shamil Gaziev for the FMF belt, book it daner

>>149131717
Brutal TKO

Usman will remind you fuck niggas

Dana White: A Series of Unfortunate Events

>>149131696
Yeah I mean Pantoja's fighting on the same card so probably
If Royval wins it's gonna be really sad

>>149131717
ohnonono 6ftfags how are our bussies gon handle this

Facts = diego lopes is 6ft, in his 20s, roided up yet he was exposed and beat up by an old midget who is 5ft5

Yeah i'm thinking KWABoty 2025

>>149131774
Yea im thinking youre a fag

>>149131780
No that's not what you are thinking

>>149131774
>roided up
On what grounds do you make such an accusation

>>149131774
lankazoids think this is noteworthy

Yeah im schaubbin nigguh

I am almost 5'8
I am almost the same height as Gooby

Typical.

>>149131822
God damn I miss the big brown breakdown and especially food truck diaries.

>>149131826
Mario Bautista's son? wtf is he doing there

>>149131851
Mario Bautista has that effect on everything he comes in to contact with. 90% of our picks were heemed in humancentipedista vs baustista

>>149130978
muttland
zero champions

>Belal Muhammad's Top 3 Most Underappreciated UFC Champions of All Time
>1. Belal Muhammad

i almost swept the card fuck merab cept i woudl never doubt hem again tho

>>149131877
sadly true

>>149131891
*braaaaaaAAAAAAP*
Mmm yes, quite pungent dear

You can really tell Sneed has done irreparable damage to his brain through drug and alcohol abuse.

>>149131905
And Im still the sharpest tack on heem. Volumes.

>>149131717
SHONEY'S BREAKFAST BUFFET CHADS WE KEEP WINNING!

>>149131930
We always do.

Happy pride month

>>149131945
dios mio

Oh no

>>149131945
The wmma armpits

>>149131945
can you not post Argentinian women, why would Adolf live there, all ugly bitches

MMA Armpits

>>149131964
Bold prediction

jesus he knows me
and he knows im white

MMA in progress

>>149131969
Whos the skirt?

Posting lustful images of women with the intent of arousing other men is a form of homosexuality.

>>149131945
it's like watching the dork from school you always thought was gonna shoot up the place become a woman. 0/10, don't see the appeal here

>>149131986
idk i found her on /v/

no knees usman is gonna get shit on by a REAL foundational BLACK american

>>149131987
there is nothing lustful about that image which is actually a digital video mind you. Are we just posting with a bunch of actual faggots here?

The MMA Dork

Mma

Lustful MMA

Mfw mma

The Future

>>149132032
Jarmo from Kajaani

>>149132049
Wild how i am a man and not even a fag and i mog these hoes every which way and another.

>>149132049
There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like Holly Holm.

>>149132032
imagine thawing this nigga out of a iceberg and trying to pass him off as a highschool student

I bet Ronda Rousey had some major dookies in her day

>>149132072
Talmbout Mean Gurrss

>>149132072
sounds very Swedish if I'm honest, they LOVE forcing their kids to go to school with 48 year old migrants. I'm not sure why

Talking about talking and meeting about meeting?

>>149132078
if I saw this thing IRL I would shoot it, looks like a threat to anything decent

>>149132085
Its called being a decent hecking person!

>>149132049
nah im fine

>young bussy thug just got xoinked by shady cool aid
ayo fr
daaamn

There is literally nothing stopping me from looking like Holly Holm.

>>149132114
Now that i think about it DC is honorary

There is nothing stopping me from giving my life to campaign for Justin Gaethje's title shot

>>149132157
Look at this deformed ugly freak! Yuck!

>>149132173
Bitch ass niggas ain't stop acting like broads yet
In arm reach of a gun and a mask
Somebody clipped me for a hundred in cash
Still feel me, I hit the road try to get more grip

>>149132114
fat fuck

>>149132189
I don't know if its the hate, frustration, or hunger
That keep a nigga going, rapping for a reason
Shit don't just don't happen, shit happens for a reason
I'm that dude, like it or love it

What would /heem/ in 2006 have looked like?

wtf someone watched Holland vs Nelson? I thought I was the only one.

>>149132200
Lil B The Based GOD .. power gap.... other gay ass rappers...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TvxRY0yU5Q

You think I'd just let you not order sauce for my nuggets Jon?

Jon, Jon. You really believe that I would let you leave out dirty rice on a Popeye's order

CHECK ME IN
CHECK ME IN
CHECK ME IN
CHECK
CHECK
CHECK ME IN

is thread rate bong, heem picks bong, and the bong that invented /heem/ the same guy?

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/22247045/#22247045
>oldest heem is not even about mma
we're a bunch of fakes

I picked Big Ank btw just so you know.

>>149132281
is this then and that my dick up your tight little chink butthole

>>149131660
No one forgot him. Doo KO’d the 265 goat

Beware... viewing this webm may get you assassinated.

>>149132306
Fight never happens

>>149132306
brutal early stoppage

>>149132310
I sincierely disagree my fellow american
>>149132313
ching changa dong nigga go back to africa

>>149132313
which one

You now remember Aleksandar Rakic

Not really a heem related post but recently I've noticed a lot of low level women around me are dropping their spaghetti when I have to interact with them.
What does it mean? nothing has changed on my end

Dāna (दान) is a Sanskrit word that connotes the virtue of generosity, charity or giving of alms.

>>149132369
It means that you're involuntarily rizzing them up.

>>149132369
stop it /heem/
thank you
STOP IT /heem/
Stop it
mhmm
Stop de bullshit man

the usmeng fight could be sick but I think hes too rich to give a shit

>>149132369
You are welcome bro.

>>149132369
STRAIGHT...
DROPPPPPPPP
goddamn if youve verhgit a crack pipe you know thow that hits

I know Im too rich to give a shit

>>149132413
I bet i have more money then you

Let's go sports bar!!

>>149132369
It's a sign that schaubstralians can't produce any fighters from anglo stock, only wogs and greek-macedonians

>>149132403
Don't say my name
>>149132402
I dunno man it's just weird

>>149132427
you cannot tell me what to do lil bih boy

>>149132426
I'm a Dutch/South African Australian and ride or die for my set

>>149132439
mmkay so you're not a real nationality?

got deported. heem lost an american flag yesterday

What happened to you /heem/ you used to be based

>>149132426
>wogs and greek-macedonians
that's the same thing

>>149132446
I'm curious how you Mexicans are looking at this situation...
Please tell me, are yall taking our "best" or nah

>>149132439
Ohh my bad, didn't know you were a Boer b, do some MMA, u might be the next dricus

>>149132468
>casually posts pride's daddy
My nigga you know what yous doing

Wog
[Australian]
a foreigner or immigrant, especially one from southern Europe

>>149132463
arent they being sent to el salvador. I don't know meng

kek heemember when cejudo talked to merab in russian?

chaos defeated

>>149132498
whats the best current mexican in ufc, meng

>>149132516
merab

>>149132463
The consensus is that if they liked Mexico so much, they would've never left, or be mad that they got deported. It's a weird issue.

>>149132521
Merab is proper american

>>149132552
double nationality

>>149132521
What about a true Mexican bor in mexica?

>>149132562
I still believe in zellhuber even if he got fluked by the ribovics. Other than that still moreno I guess.

officially selling marcus mcghee to mexico (times are tough)

>>149132597
I thought this was patchy mix until the walkouts

>>149132468
>Boer
Heh..yeah... that good kind of South African and not one of the others heh...

Toouria is Mexican.

Topuraia is INDAIN

IM SPANISH

I just realized if I get drunk and high enough I fucking love MMA

Okay... OKAY
I'll tell the truth
I am Indian

I dont even know who topuria is

Good morning, heil Hitler

>>149132796
is it true that in Italy your morning starts with a meatball up your shit pipe and a hanging at the gas station?

>>149132796
mussolini ended up heemed upside down for helping that doo, he should have been smart like franco and would have died of old age

The Run Starts Now.

I swear when you two spaghettis get together
>laugh track
*farts*
>more laugh track
"oh here's more lasagna, love ya papa digergio!"
>kisses another man passionately
*huge laugh track*

>>149132369
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1749618088719988.webm

>>149131891
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1749617793760431.webm

I'm not going to watch that because it is not MMA the SPORT WE LOVE which is all about in your face ground and pound action. I'm sorry, she could be fucking herself with her own giant tit nipples but it's not combate mix fight so fuck off dearly

>>149132878
any updates on lexee?

Kevin of Netherlands

Going to heem my dentist soon. Stay tuned.

i'm a ranked ufc catchweight

>>149132903
She's a mom now. Leave her alone.
It's just crazy you don't want to move on with your life.

She's fucking 25 years old now. She's not in her prime anymore.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1749618056698095.webm

>>149132937
So you are saying shes a milf now.

King of The Netherlands

>>149132950
His Royal Highness, Alistair Overeem of House Orange-Nassau

>>149132943
Her son is like 6 years old.
That mean the whole time /heem/ was simping for she was a mom.

She's a mk ultra and did nothing to deserve her shitty life.
ALL THIS SHIT IS BECAUSE MMA TRADITIONAL MARTIAL ART ( KUNG FU MONKS )

Askrem heemed....

Dude Askren better not be permaheemed bros... Please no

>>149132985
The fact that I can't have a girlfriend destroys me.

Most men have gone through the same phase, for some it gets worse, while others find copes in waifus and entertainment or hobbies. The worst delude themselves and erase that part of themselves denying their identity.
I genuinely do not believe women are capable of love either. It's something men do, and the male writers of old have spread their fantasies in their stories. That is why we year for something fictional.

I realized young that the idealized relationship with other people is just that. An ideal.
Reality simply can not and does not provide it.

>>149132937
>She’s fucking 25 years old now. She’s not in her prime anymore.
Uh what

I will begin CPR on Ben's meng

the source is... caio borralho? i hope it's a misunderstanding
https://x.com/BorralhoCaio/status/1933043641695764903

>>149132985
IT'S REAL!

>>149132985
>antivax activist dying if flu
Many such cases.
Sad about his children.

>>149132985
not yet confirmed

>>149132985
either the news spread through close acquaintances and coaches to caio and hes the only one retarded enough to announce it before the family did
or hes a literal ESL retard that doesn't understand what critical condition means

banking on the later

Is Askren kill?

The kid just doesn't want to live

rip ben askren

Askren is dead. He was a pure soul. F.

https://twitter.com/BorralhoCaio/status/1933043641695764903

why would caio of all people announce it tho

>>149133007
All other Fs lead to Caio. Would be hilarious if he misunderstood.

vax status?

Let's all brighten up the mood by looking at some pvz bamhole again

>>149133012
isn't Brunei where Indiana Jones heemed the maharajah?

>>149133023
Ben was chud-coded, he was anti vaxx

my boy garbrandz just needs more time

>>149133027
how does that taste like

>source is a huezillina that cant speak english
calm down

>>149133027
if you look closely at her second butthole below her actual butthole you see a pained old man being sucked into her flaps

>>149133031
armpit

>Ben dead
>Meng, Jake Paul, Ian Garry, Jones, Ali abdelasleeze, Dana, Colbitch, peon smegwards, Pooir, o'malley, gooby, the entire wmma roster, Helwani, Luke Thomas, Nina drama and Kenny Okoye still alive
Christcucks, care to explain this one?

>>149133027
TOP 10 DISGUSTING PUSSY.

If it's not true then the PooFC needs to cut that ESL favelamonkey.

Caio Borralho wants Askren dead. Fucking evil bastard.

>>149133031
In Italian culture that would make you gay

>>149133046
boogie outlived ben ask ren

Jake Paul heemed Ben Askren

Therefore Boxing >>> MMA

lets commemorate his best moments in combat sports

Benjamin Michael Askren (born July 18, 1984) was an American former professional mixed martial artist, professional boxer and Olympic wrestler...

Why are Brazilian fighters like this

Askren's family are out of their minds. So what I'm trying to wrestle comatose Ben while he's hooked up to a ventilator, haven't you heard of dying doing what you love?

I prefer the pvz one where you can see toilet paper bits.

>>149133063
Lol

>>149132996
Bro she's bogged and walled.

>>149133078
Jannies banned the webm

I always flinch when the ref pops into frame cause I think he's gonna join in and it's suddenly a 2v1 fight

so what are the chances that caio is just retarded and askren isn’t actually dead?

>>149133117
About fiddy/fiddy

Caio actually has no choice but to go kill Ben now.

Ben's wife just rolled over and told me, it's true. BEN ASSCAN IS DEAD!

I stand on guard for thee

breaking news: ben askren has just bolted awake screaming bacon bussy. they had to put him down. rip.

>>149133141
Real?

How many beers before you eat this?

asskren is dead

>>149128434
Looks like beloved actor Adam Scott

>>149133152
probably one

>>149132575
zellhuber was more focused on poking ribovics in the eyes than fighting in the third round top kek

>>149133152
My doctor advised me not to eat people after the last check up

>>149133167
he's having a laugh

>>149132278
agreed
the polish BVLL clearly beat both big wank and pereddit

>>149133146
I'm so fucking scared but I have to admit it's certified

Hasbulla vs the open reactor of Chernobyl

>>149133176
oh brazza my belly so sour from jon jones smesh my bamhole ooooh I mus pull out of fight dana plez to amke gansgter gaychee fight in republic of congo 2 year from now tank u

2 weeks until Oliveira explodes

Caio is a fighting nerd. He's simply ran the calculations and has determined Askren's most likely outcome.

>>149133215
Olives is tree toymes the basedze of im

Rose Namajunas bamhole.

>>149133245
stinky!

>>149133245
Flyweight champ pantoja?

I am going to bed to dream of Mike Dolce waiting in the morning to make me some acai berry filled bullshit and charge me 30 grand for it

>>149133245
Reserved for pedo barry

Where were you when Ben Asskren was kill?

Imagine being Ben right now, still alive, knowing that everyone thinks you're dead because they're trusting the word of an ESL Brazilian kek

Talmbout icecream?

>>149133289
he's not conscious right now

>>149133294
Ok... how you know?

>>149133297
My big hawlg up his head gives him clairvoyance power wanna try ?

What does /heem/ think about “Funky” Ben Askern posthumously?

>>149133297
just guessing
>>149133309
me slapping the head of my meng on your forehead gives you telekeneses bitch. no homo.

i just heard the news...

You guys are being a bit insensitive right now.

I don't give you permission to joke about my death

>>149133378
permission granted

>>149133405
This is haram wtf

Let me guess, Caio is being retard isn't he? why the fuck would he even announce it before family?

>>149129659
beast of a c-clamp there b

hope ben is doing good
caio shouldn't be the one breaking any kind of news considering he's not related

>>149133367
>Getting a Chinese character tattoo
>Getting a Chinese character tattoo on your neck
What the is this guys IQ do you reckon?

>>149133639
Caio is a massive attention seeker
Remember when he told everyone Dricus broke his leg

So is Asskren dead or what?

Can I do mma if my vision is -3.5 or do I need laser eye surgery

>>149134012
Oliveira handled it just fine

Based Caio trolling the cazzies

>>149133882
i'm starting to think these fighting nerds ain't actually the smartest bunch around...

>>149134043
True, Oliveira and Gaethje were blind af but they both ended up getting corrective surgery

Must be much nicer being able to see wtf you’re looking at

Still on the fence about it because I read so much awful shit about the surgeries

>Next new UFC country event: Azerbaijan
What country are we tapping to next bros?

>>149134296
Israel hopefully

>>149134208
A friend of mine was considering getting the surgery but he told me he decided not to because every Dr. who recommended it to him was wearing glasses. They were recommending it to other people but wouldn't get it themselves. Really makes you think.

>>149134208
I am in the same situation. My eyesight deteriorated so much after I was 15 that I could barely make out my opponent's movements until it was too late. I can't even get laser surgery though.

>>149134077
its weird that its caio was the one that broke the news, no way its not a rib

Would the lighter weights be more entertaining if they worse these?

>>149134785
the lighter weight classes are the only ones that matter nowadays. excluding flyweight of course
anything above middleweight is tomato can city and even mw is sketchy

>>149134832
>sketchy
Dicey*

>>149134832
There's no one at 125 to challenge
There's no one at 135 to challenge
There's no one at 145 to challenge
155 lol
170 boring champ era
185, premiere division of the sport due to Dricus.
205 muzzrat
265 gay duck

>>149134751
you could say its a big bacon bussy amirite

>>149134870
>125
who cares
>135
yan or sandman
>145
it's not looking great but there's movsar
>155
topuria knocks out shartles soon
>170
jack is boring now? it also has a ton of new contenders now
>185
dric and khamzat are fun but the rest are so and so
>205
two good fighters in the entire division
same for heavyweight

I used to think Mighty Mouse was a chud because his collaborations with MMA Guru, but now I think he's just kind of autistic and can't tell that Guru is a chud.

>>149135067
dj hates fags so he knows

And he knows...

>>149134870
WW has the biggest pool right now anon. It's pretty much the only division that has new generation to replace the old one.

Does anyone even watch PooFC anymore? None of my normie friends mention it and everyone I knew that was into it has given up even watching the replay on Sunday let alone staying up till 6am.

Bo "Lionheart" Nickal

Merab also started off 0-2 in the UFC? Let that sink in.

RIP Ben Asscream

Fastest KO in UFC history, 1st round KO'd against Jake Paul, arguably the most overrated """athlete""" in combat sport history.

>>149135482
Too soon, bruh.

>>149135482
show some respect you little nignog

Jorge Bumsvidal

>>149135482
Unfortunately he's not dead, Caio is just being cheeky

>>149134012
I got PRK surgery in 2015. Best money I've ever spent. Still have 20/20 vision with no side effects and no sign of deterioration. You should do it regardless if you fight or not, it'll change your life for the better.

when was the last time you gooned? I went 6 months without porn until last Saturday, gooned 3 times in 1 day, wasn't even aroused at all during any of it. Had zero libido since and zero raps

pic related

the fighting nerds are evil

>>149135620
Nerds....


Who fight???

Nigger

I just heard the news. Where do I pay respects

i've got the chinese virus. is it over?

IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING
https://x.com/BorralhoCaio/status/1933144830521061642

It is still not confirmed. Caio is afucking nigger.

>>149135783
woah dude, let's not use that hideous word here

>>149134937
>yan

>>149134296
Turkey is the natural next step. They were supposed to go to Kazakhstan a few years ago

>>149133001
>>149135778
caio borralho has deleted the initial RIP tweet

Schrodinger's Askren

MW is still cheeks if you look down the rankings
I think people only pretend it’s good because they like Dricus

one. more. run.

>>149135940
it's not great but it's not grim. most of them are well rounded, just retarded.

Askren was in ironically my first boy, 2nd was Bobby knucks

>>149135808
what's wrong with yan?

>>149136027
newfag

>>149136163
who was your first boy?

>>149136174
chuck

>>149136174
nta but for me it is none other than

Quinton
Rampage
Jackson

or Chuck Iceman Lidell

>>149136185
>>149136189
whoa, did we just become best friends? Chuck was so fucking based

>>149136174
gerard gordeau

>>149136174
kevin holland

classic caio

>>149136274
ok to be fair this definitely makes it seem like he died for no fuckin reason

>>149136274
literally who?

>>149136302
he's like if you made paulo costa good at fighting but not too good

Who is more academic and has higher IQ; Paulo or Caio?

ILLLIIIIAAAAAAAAA DOOBWOOORRRIIIIAAAA

>>149136555
Caio 1000% he's a mathematician and tutor

Aiaiaiaie

>>149136657
>>149136657
>>149136657

New thread bitch

>>149136647
Huh, no shit