Thread 149142439

U21 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS
>Wednesday June 11th
21:00 Italy U21 1-0 Romania U21

>Saturday June 14th
21:00 Slovakia U21 - Italy U21

>Tuesday June 17th
21:00 Spain U21 - Italy U21

Reminder to take your meds, go bird watching with your father, eat pusy 3 times a day, shave your balls, not post if you're from a third world country, keep it comfy, crusty and smelly.

negru

nihao

2 points gained on binland

>>149142472
Last match in the group is between you and the Finns, could be a spicy affair potentially

>>149142472
you gonna give us 3 points fra

>not a glowie filename image
Intardesting

Stop bullying the albanian. He isn't a glowie, he just likes to steal copper

More like steal coopper lole

>>149142591
You saved it!

SBORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Lucca, Nunez and Chiesa to Nabule
>Ricci, Xhaka and Vlahovic to bbilan

>>149142710
I appreciate how normal his skullshape is for a negru

sunday is next binlan game

>>149142722
Thanks!

La piglio

Sleep tight /seriefacesitting/

>>149142722
His pp is also normal sized judging by the locker room wank video

>>149142710
vile

Ci penzo io

>>149142812
t.Zingarovic rater

>>149142846
should have scored another just for how embarrassing that yellow kit is.

La tengo ben salda

>>149142846
What did your team achieve? A irrelevant supercoppa? A useless 4th place? Inter reached a CL final. Everyone remembers that.

Bonucci's goal was on just like his son never died

And mo we raise our hand and glielo annullano

You can say what you want, but if a 4th place really was so useless then you wouldn't have a handful of teams willing to sacrifice so much to achieve it.

Espresso espresso no need to be depresso

Mo I type the correct date which is 07/01/2012

>>149142920
>Inter reached a CL final.
>Everyone remembers that.
they will but theres a nuance

Il Como ha provato a prendere Brian Brobbey dall’Ajax ma non c’è stata apertura da parte del giocatore || Como tried to sign Brian Brobbey from Ajax but there was no willingness from the player

>>149143025
spoopy

>>149143025
Why does he have 4 legs

Massimiliano Allegri.

>>149143196
vecchio cuore bianconero

ynr renato veiga

>>149143149
>>149143271
Who?

>AC Milan are in talks to sign Ardon Jashari, valued at €5m.
Probably one of the biggest talents out there. Extremly good move by Tare.

Also
>Javi Guerra is AC Milan's new target

>Juventus and Weston Mckennie are close to agreeing on a contract extension until 2028 for €3.3M per year.
>Andrea Cambiaso is not for sale: Juventus are planning to extend his contract until 2030.
- Nicholaas Scheringa

>Ardon Jashari
>Born in Cham, Switzerland, Jashari is of ethnic Albanian descent from North Macedonia.
Interesting, very interesting.

@legemels on IG

>nearly 6 millions a year with taxes included for Muttuidi
has it ever crossed your mind that maybe your team has gone insane?

>>149143969
3m net for Muttuidi seem like a good deal to me desu, he's not great but not bad either. The problem lies elsewhere

>>149143969
He's a player that doesn't sing out of tune with the rest of the team and since he got that thing fixed properly he's been fit without fail. You won't rise up because of players like him, but they're perfect to have in the squad and the wage really isn't that crazy.

I'm going to check... very quickly... the mercato rumors... oh also the new DS, I'm certain we have a signature by now

are you serious? he'd be earning more than McVesuvio

>McVesuvio
who

HOLY FUCK ALLEGRI SEX TAPE LEAKED

>>149143790
kys grimolli

>>149143990
>he's not great but not bad either. The
hes fucking garbage, cant make a 5 meter pass holy fuck fra

>>149144062
Manure's regret

>>149144052
McTomz earns ~€5,5m gross/y and right now Muttuidi is on €3,2m gross/y

With the new contract they would be in roughly the same bracket, but that's only because McTominay is way overperforming what they were expecting when they signed that deal. If they do ever sit down to try and renew, you bet your culo he's going to earn a lot more.

Looks offside, it'll get annulled

>>149144035
are you his agent?

>>149144156
He's Mino

>>149144156
jej

>>149144165
wtf i suddenly want to extend one of the worst players ive ever seen play for jjs contract

Bring back Pogba please

>>149144173
Even just this season you've seen these players that all are worse:
Douglass Pooiz
Teun Poopmeiners
Lloyd Kelly
Grimothy Weah
Nicola Savona
Nicolass Flopzalez

Not to mention Danilo and Beans having played for Jj early in the season

all I'm saying is that I for one wouldn't throw away 11m a year to field Locatelli and Muttuidi. But then again you're throwing away 20m on Mazingaro every year.

>>149144214
>you've seen
Fra I think the Giuntolian era sent him in a permanent amphetamines slumber and never caught a Jj game (I envy him for this)

>>149144213
all of them except floyd and copemeiners have more talent
>>149144347
i wish i missed more games

And even after all this, he still persists with rating Douglass Pooiz, concerning.

>>149144334
Okay and what would your solution be? Sell them and replace them with better players? Sounds good, but the problem is money is tight and you'd be paying much more than you're currently doing with those two players.
They're more than enough for top4, maybe top3 too.

I don't know who's to blame for this year's trend of girls wearing very short shorts that show the butt checks and cowboy boots but I'm glad it's a thing.

>>149144769
Sabrina Carpenter, this is her without make-up btw

Lorde to Jj

Ir-ACK!

Lorde Kelly

Just blocked Lorde on Spotify WTF?!

>>149144783
well I'm grateful, have to say it works particularly well on legal and regulated tanned brunettes with long hair and legs.

>>149144783
Paola Ferrariesque pic

Wtf, Queens of the Stone Age performed in the infamous Bbilan Ossuary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYwubNR8m1o

I'd rather eat ze bugs than die for Israel

WWIII is up

Why does it always have to be them

>>149145339
ancient Phoenician demons

Something something USS Liberty

Thats not good

>>149146392
do you get paid double the shekels for glowposting after hours?

Chernobyl 2: Natanz edition

Wagie oh wagie. Get back to your cagie.

As long as I can see Lloyd Kelly sold I’ll have lived a full life and won’t mind dying in ww3 so the yehudim can have more edm festivals

/seriea/ WW III emergency pod with special guest nicky bandini, whitney webb and Geronimo Cardenas finna drop in 10 minutes

in light of recent events I've decided that I will NOT be purchasing a DAZN subscription

Iranian General Renato Veiga, head of the Revolutionary Guards, killed in Israeli airstrike - Radio Bianconera

Iran deserves it. They are dangerous.

top jej

>>149151069
>departing for an unknown destination
The auction of Enilive 2024/2025 Serie A's kidnapped footballs

Kekekekekekekekekekekek tori seMITICI win again

>>149151144
Don't even know if it'd be a good idea or if it's possible, but I'll be honest, I'd be hyped as fuck. Sadly he'll go to Manure.

Nothing ever happens

>>149151216
We'll get him and Calafiore for loan with option to buy by winter transfer window when Amorim inevitably got sacked.

>>149151046
>he is a napoli player now
what

>>149151144
with how strikers have been working for >us I highly doubt Gyokeres would score more than Zingaro

Zingaro is much better than alleged transfer target Budimir, for example, so Juventus are really lucky and look like a great team ahead of the Club World Cup and, of course, a new Serie A season

surely they will be amongst the favourites

>Perin is ready to leave Juventus this summer as he’s no longer in the clubs plans.@NicoSchira
why

>>149151302
Isn't good enough at Balatro and doesn't want to be Di Gregorio's second GK (as he should be 'cause Greg is a better gk than him)

Good morning!

>AC Milan are very interested in Javi Guerra and are ready to make a concrete move for the Valencia midfielder.
Negotiations will resume today with Club Brugge for Swiss talent Jashari. A €35m deal could be reached!
>Theo deal collapsed. Atletico Madrid didn't want to spend +€18m. The offer was closer to €12-15m. The French now risks to sit on the stands until his contract runs out.
Milan wants Granit Xhaka. Igli Tare, when tasked with building the new Milan, had a clear idea: start with strong locker room leaders. There is nobody like the Swiss in the world. The real challenge now is convincing Leverkusen to let go of one of their leaders. Xhaka is under contract with the German club until 2028, but his salary is not out of reach for a club like Milan.
>Milan: a new name for the midfield is Javi Guerra. Born in 2003, Valencia. He is a very experienced midfielder, with great technique, and he is the latest, let's say, objective that Milan is working on, especially after the difficulties for Rabiot

Who would have thought that Milan will be reborn and rise up again thanks to Swiss players

SoT: https://youtu.be/E_Vt4MlbM0c

Swiss, yeah

>Israel spent years preparing for the operation against Iran’s nuclear and missile programs, a security official tells The Times of Israel, including building a drone base inside Iran and smuggling precision weapons systems and commandos into the country.
>The effort hinged on tight joint planning between the IDF and the Mossad intelligence agency.
>According to the official, Mossad agents set up a drone base on Iranian soil near Tehran. The drones were activated overnight, striking surface-to-surface missile launchers aimed at Israel.
>In addition, vehicles carrying weapons systems were smuggled into Iran.
>These systems took out Iran’s air defenses and gave Israeli planes air supremacy and freedom of action over Iran.
>The third covert effort was Mossad commandos deploying precision missiles near anti-aircraft sites in central Iran.
>The operations relied on “groundbreaking thinking, bold planning and surgical operation of advanced technologies, special forces and agents operating in the heart of Iran while totally evading the eyes of local intelligence,” says the official.

>/serieass/ retards are unironically scared of a nation that didn't even know they had a israeli drone base inside their territory
lol

It's all calcio and kidnapped balls auctions, iran gets 5-0'd, but the houthis fuck around and don't find out

It’s up

>>149151706
Nice sapona reference

I cannot be the only one who still thinks about that match where Nabule lost 4-0 to fucking Frosinone last season

>>149151706
Looks like cumshot.

/serieass/ should have its own gang signs too

Top 4?

>>149151927
Replace Zinchenko with Cambiaso
McKennie as Modric's sub
Hans Ncolussi Caviglia as Xhaka's
Rabiot as a starter with Jashari as the substitute
Vlahovic is the starter not Gimenez
Chiesa as Pulisic's sub

>>149151899
no need for signs for your mum to organise a gangbang with the /seriea/ union tbqh

>>149151951
My mum is dead she got killed in the 7th october attack you fucking pig

>the only survivor of the jeet plane crash was a British citizen
How are bongs this powerful

daily reminder

duccios refballed against the mighty finnish bvllls

>Report – Inter Milan Line Up €50M Italy Star As Top Target To Replace Hakan Calhanoglu

i dont see anything special in rovella desu

>finnish
>bvlls
>joined nato like little cucks after a couple of bombings on Ukraine
lolol

>>149152361
hello schizo boy. what are your summer plans?

hope its lot of meds

factos

>>149152411
israel is such cancer.

>>149152445
so is finland

>>149152445
Please stop talking about non calcio related stuff

He's on his knees hoping not to get his ass whistled like never before at the Allianz next year, which will make the constant whistling like five times better

Israel geobolitics are related to calcio as printer getting eliminated by Hapoel Beer-Sheva was the proto 5-0

>Milan have offered €28m for Club Brugge talent Ardon Jashari, but the Belgian side want at least €5m more.

bbilan want an Swiss albo kek

there are more Albanians in Suisserland than in Albania and Kosovo combined

this shit is crazy

got night fabrrica. big oof.

whole weekend really gud weather too.

>>149153134
He is one of the biggest talents in the world and he is Swiss with albanian roots. Whats the problem? Who is inter going for? Washed up players like zalewski or rashford?
>>149153161
(You)

Mo spacco tutto

>>149153161
Koso-what? What is that

>>149153482
I think it's a lost Bulgarian province or something, I forgot

Wait wait wait, so bbilan spent 40m on Gimenez and now want to spend another >40m on a striker? I thought Gimenez was the best in the world, what happened

>>149154138
Got caught in an ICE raid

>>149154138
>Abraham back to roma
>Jovic will not be renewed
>Camarda on loan to monza
They need another striker
>Gimenez was the best in the world
Nobody said that

https://x.com/joshpearson180/status/1933480632987853224
kino (I totally forgot about the WC)

>>149142439 (OP)
I asked a quesiton in the last thread or two and can't be bothered to find it so I'll just do it here.

How easy is it to get tickets to Napoli games? Do Serie A teams do the membership/ballot bullshit like Prem teams or can you just turn up/buy a couple days in advance? Going to Napoli in September/October and wanted to catch a game or two while I'm there.

>>149154138
You'll never guess what happened after bbilansissies tried to poke fun at Gimenez' old club, after overpaying for him, when they faced eachother in the Champions League!

Igor Tudor renews!

Passion. Charisma. Juventus spirit.

Words that perfectly capture what Igor Tudor has brought to Juventus since taking over the Men's First Team in late March - and what he will continue to represent in the years ahead.

It’s now official: Tudor has renewed his contract with Juventus. The Croatian coach will lead the Men's First Team until 30 June, 2027, with an option to extend by another year until 30 June, 2028. His next challenge begins this summer, as the team head to the United States for their first competitive fixture at the FIFA Club World Cup.

Tudor’s bond with the club has grown even stronger, particularly thanks to the work done in the final stretch of the last Serie A campaign, where he helped secure a place in next season's UEFA Champions League. His tenure began with a home win at the Allianz Stadium against Genoa and ended on a high note with a vital victory away at Venezia on the final matchday.

A few months ago, Tudor reconnected with the club. Now, new chapters are waiting to be written together.

Congratulations, Coach Tudor!

>>149154388
Where's Theo?

imagine renewing Tudor

Creepy smile's

>>149151431
They really are quite something. This and the pager go boom prank? Just incredible.

>Tudor until 2027
Why?

>have to write a shitty report
>it's nice outside
>it's too hot
>my head hurts
>outside another neighbor's house is being renovated and for over an hour I've been listening to albanian construction workers yelling and erecting shitty metal scaffolding
You CAN suffer in Switzerland

Motta-tier "aura"

With audio: https://x.com/juventusfcen/status/1933517213295652920

Italian National Team update:
• Gattuso set to takeover as coach
• Prandelli as technical director
• Buffon stays in his role
• Barzagli, Bonucci & Zambrotta join staff

Ladies and gentlemen, the Refballers are in!

>>149154728
SVP will send them back.

>>149155124
I’m not sure there’s ever been a less qualified Italy coach than Gattuso? Maybe Donadonus? Even Ventura had a good run with Torino

>>149155259
This is just a clear signal by FIGC, they want to go back to the old methods of refballing and thievery. Expect all the WC qualification matches to have questionable calls for Shitaly from now on, can't let muh precious roman empire or whatever cringe shit stay out of the WC again

>>149154630
Because Serie A coaches don't want to coach a club with only one year left on their contract, don't ask me why.
He's 100% a placeholder until 2026/27 unless he somehow wins something (he won't).

*wins the super audi cup*

>>149154630
>>149155329
Not just Serie A coaches, you see it everywhere tbqh. And especially in this case with how they've been flirting with other coaches you needed to give a signal that you're fully* backing Tudor, and the way to do that is by extending his contract. If you don't then he loses all credibility that he still has left with the players.

my favourite calcio moment is when a coach signs an extension then gets sacked 3 months later

Tudor WILL do great. There's just something about him that screams so

>>149155381
what about when a team starts a game and then concedes a 5th goal 86 minutes later?

>Igor #Tudor stima Lloyd Kelly e conta molto su di lui. Molti rumors lo accostano a club inglesi, ma non risultano negoziazioni in corso o offerte già inviate. La #Juventus - oggi - non ha ancora preso una decisione riguardo l'eventuale cessione.
Tudor what are you cooking

>>149155446
Kill Tudor
Behead Tudor
Bomb Tudor's car
Bomb Croatia too

Tudor? For me it's hello kitty seiko colab

>>149154302
I'm afraid we don't know since the only connection this general has with Vesuvio is someone pretending to be a Vesuvian when they do well.

>Manure on Osimherd
Wtf we might really end up with the Swede shitter

>>149155446
It's really simple, a mediocre coach like Tudor wants to keep mediocre players like Kelly, Vlahovic and Kostic because he knows good or solid players would expose his mediocrity and play against him
>>149155555
Omegacucks in shambles

>>149155587
Tudor rating Zingaro unironically is worrying me so much, but I still think that he's gonna let him go because dude's just not there anymore mentally

>>149155602
He's going to let him go because he's a Croatian cuck who would livestream himself sucking John Elkann's dick just to stay another year at Jj. He will never oppose any of the board's decisions.

There is literally nothing wrong with being a good little goy every so often

Which board ahah

>>149155643
Just two more weeks, it only took the bald cuck a whole fucking season to find a "new" sponsor

>>149155622
I'm not gonna throw shit on the guy, because honestly he took a dumpster fire to the UCL, not a fan of his tactics but all I can do is wait and see.

>bald cuck
who

>De Cuyper is the favourite to succeed Theo Hernandez. Bruges is a very expensive shop and values its jewel between 25 and 30 million euros. Competition from Roma
Samuele Ricci is not on the Biancocelesti's radar. While Milan is still on the trail for Ricci. Unless Tare decides to go for a different profile and with international experience, given that he is following several
>Lazio would like to make an attempt for Milan's Loftus-Cheek. Sarri likes him a lot. Currently there could be room for a positive outcome to the deal, given that Loftus-Cheek is not considered by Allegri to be a fundamental element of the Rossoneri formation
>Situation Musah still needs a few days. The two clubs are still negotiating, it wasn't imminent a few days ago, patience and a total agreement are needed Napoli - Milan. The harmony is good and the will is to do it.
AS Roma and other clubs have made an offer to AC Milan for Saelemaekers.
>Real Betis are interested in Chukwueze, but the club must first resolve the Antony situation!
A center-back will arrive, likely replacing Thiaw or Tomori, both of whom are on their way out. One name on the list is Giovanni Leoni from Parma, although he’s being pursued by half of Serie A.
>The €115 million available will be used to restructure the squad, starting with one of the most problematic areas in recent seasons: the defense.

>>149155259
Sure and who is going to build the houses? Its certainly not me.

>>149155718
Francesco Calvo, former CFO who now joined Aston Villa, he got cucked (literally) by Andrea Agnelli a couple of years ago
https://www.affaritaliani.it/amp/sport/juve-elkann-promuove-calvo-manager-a-cui-agnelli-rubo-la-moglie-836048.html

>While Disney and Pixar opened their Annecy presentation with more details about their next movie, Elio, and gave updates about Toy Story 5, the studio surprised festival goers by announcing that Luca director Enrico Casarosa and producer Andrea Warren are working on a new film due out in 2027. Titled Gatto, the movie will tell the story of a music-loving black cat living in Venice who bonds with a young human girl as he tries to disentangle himself from the city’s feline crime scene. According to Deadline, Gatto will feature a “a distinct, unique hand-painted” aesthetic that looks like nothing Pixar has ever produced before.
Gatti reference

*gets eaten by chink tourists*

>>149155965
Lmao they are so desperate about winning that Oscar they are about to copy Flow

>>149155965
>the city’s feline crime scene
send them to Vicenza and see if they still try their shit with them

Friday night plans???
I’m drinking a blonde belgio in the sun and waiting for Agresti to drop the mercato bomba

>>149151706
>renewed him only for the photoshoots
i kinda get it, do female coomers buy shirts?

>>149155409
the only screams I hear are the innocent serbs being tortured by his ancestors

>>149156358
no

>>149156256
vidya & depression

>>149156476
https://youtu.be/XorX31-y5VQ

>>149156256
copped a ps5, will be doing some expedition 33 gaming

>>149156505
she's a cute girl, of course the end of depression was just a trip away

>>149156556
Maybe you also have to go on a trip to firenze or siena

>>149156256
macumbaing Gravina

>>149151431
I'm always surprised by how crazy efficient Mossad and their secret services are, they destroyed the chain of command, some of their most important nuclear engineers (engineers deserve such fate I don't make the rules) like it was nothing and suffered no losses. I remember reading about how Iran's anti-Mossad counter unit was full of Israeli agents, fucking kek.
Of course this obviously means that if their true intention in Gaza was to just destroy Hamas, they wouldn't have gone this far. Without Iran funding all of the terrorists organization the Middle East is going to be fun

>>149156256
Gonna have fun in the city
Be with my girl, she's so pretty
She looks fine tonight
She is out of sight to me
Tonight I'll spend my bread, tonight
I'll lose my head, tonight
I've got to get to night
Monday I'll have Friday on my mind

One year since Juventus appointed Thiago Motta

Why the GTA Vice City theme? We also have the 6 stars lmao

Anyway Pogdab to Monaco

>>149156621
sounds like hell in this heat with all the tourist crowds

>>149156556
>>149156790
Please come to Leiden, even someone as bitter as the Scotterrone had a good time

>>149156782
The pink is probably more to do with the new shirt, and the overall miami beach vibe is because it's summer and too hot to breathe

>>149156826
what happens in Leiden?

>>149156790
If its too hot you take a break and buy yourself a gelato

This but it's in UCL Gazprom's ad style

>>149157023
Fucking hell, that's it... 5-1

https://x.com/stefanie__s/status/1933484940869456338
Top kek

>>149156758
what came first that or summer in the city?

>>149157047
Based Belgio Moment™

>>149156860
Anything really, and as an added bonus I'm yet to meet any apebanians here

>>149156826
>bitter

Now that’s uncalled for son.

>>149156860
A lot of cycling. A lot of boating. Many cute cafes and bars. I spent a lot of time in the Van Der Werff park watching the world go by with frens, there’s also a bar at the entrance of the park that has many duccia staff and pleasant if a little expensive beer.

https://x.com/Inter_Xtra/status/1933543870866076153
What did Pavard mean by this?

>>149157413
Did you take any of the ducks?

>>149157509
No, nobody moves like that in any GTA
Maybe MindsEye lmao

Varrialebros...

>>149157413
Maybe you saw it, the Law faculty where I grinded away many days is right across the canal from there

Lmao 25m for Musah Tare you legend take the money and RUN

We need to build around Theo and Leao they are our starboys <3

>>149157787
TrVth nVke

Theo and Maignan, don't forget the best GK in the world

Sorry but I legitimately have no idea of who/what Musah Tare, Theo and Leo are. Can't really discuss these things if we've never heard about them before

>>149157926
Then be quiet

Stop posting

>>149157926
Being out of European football is required to know the details of such a discussion

>>149157926
>Musah Tare
Dictator in some Wes-African country in the 70's

>Theo
Movie director who was very vocal about Islam who was murdered in 2004

>Leo
Famous actor who dumps women the moment they turn 26

*smacks lips*

>>149158132
I can swear that I remember the gole, wasn't this against Frocinone or something

Rabiot kinda hit the wall

Tin jedvaj to jJ

>>149158132
Ah shit looks like Chance fucked up the filename, was meant to be bbilan 25/26
>>149158318
It's from the Coppa Shitalia final

Mr.Tim Jedvaj

>>149158586
Oh fuck, should have guessed from Perin, I had in mind that one header that Zingaro scored last minute

Just how badly will the DAZN infrastructure crash during this CWC? If they can't even handle Mr. Eni's league then surely a worldwide audience will bring them to their knees?

PSA to make a DAZN account now and not at the last second.

>>149158625
Merdaset got the rights here, I assume they don't rely on DAZN's services no?

>>149158659
Then it probably should be ok I think? Not the first time Merdaset would stream something.

Despite the likes of RB Salzburg somehow making it, no Dutch teams qualified so no Dutch broadcaster picked up the rights. But at least I can watch it for free via DAZN now I guess.

Business idea: (Do not) Visit Tel Aviv for the UCL 2025-26 campaign

I wouldn't go to tel Aviv

Tel A-five

But most importantly who is Aviv and what should I tell him/her

Mayulucaust

Inter-seque performance from the Iron Dome if you ask me

>>149157926
That's because you are a literal poorfag

>>149158740
Tell him how Hakimi was offside and the goal being ruled out is only a matter of time

>>149158782
Yeah but the Iranian missiles might get annulled seeing how they were past the Israeli border

>>149158787
>>149158799
Jej

Now they're going to report about every scoreggia iran throws at BVLLsrael and break my coglions every 2 seconds with this poorfag war

Hits confirmed in Tel Aviv, Milik's recovery extended by another 8 months

>Operation Rising Lion
Sounds like a new Rainbow Six expansion

People are dying and you make fun

Operation Severe bait is live

*is the fastest in the EPLel despite his hulking physique*
Do it Grimolli

Imagine going back in time and trying to explain picrel to a Churchill or someone like him

>>149159145
Interbros I'm scared

>>149159145
pretty easy since he was rarely sober

>>149157648
Yup one of the people we know studies in there. Nice building. No JMS of course but what is?

>>149159279
Finally I understand why I felt such a deep kinship with him, he's literally me

I dont know when I last drank alcohol

https://x.com/skysport/status/1933546640389914959
Son of a bitch is a bipolar terrone, why did you have to stay at Nabule you fucking rat
We could've done wonders, imagine winning a scudetto with fucking Kelly and Koopmeiners
Top coach shit that, fuck you

If we gain time on belgio... and that won't happen, but if we do gain time, many parts of the world will gain time on belgio

Doctor Whoopmeiners is a Dutch science fiction television series broadcast by the NPO since 1963. The series, created by Sijmen Nieuwman, K. E. Wever and Dirk Wilsens, depicts the adventures of an extraterrestrial being called the Doctor, part of a humanoid species called Time Gainers.

>Milan’s idea (backed by the Government of Western Australia) is to play the match while San Siro is unavailable due to the Winter Olympics. A government delegation from Western Australia has already visited Italy, holding meetings at the Serie A headquarters, as well as with Milan and Como. An official proposal has been submitted to host, for the first time in history, a top-flight league match outside of Europe—and even outside the continent.
Why not in Switzerland?

>>149159563
I don't think the clubs want to get stabbed by the local shqip population

>>149159572
People dont get stabbed in Switzerland. This happens in germany

>>149158921
Siege has much better expansion names tbf kek, beside the last couple

backf rom fabrrica.

did inter pay some 400m of dembnts??

Kostic's crosses just landed

>>149159724
Who must go?

Don't just think about how awful Kostic was at Juve, think about how much worse he's gotten in Turkey.

>>149159862
But did he get fat at least?

>>149159870
No, he only went to eat at those Turkish ice cream vendors that do everything but give you your ice cream

Would we be at the front during TIM™ Summer Hits or somewhere on the edge on a bench drinking beer and talking about the mercato?

How do normies do it?

kys grimolli

This man is NOT white

>>149158952
Israelis aren’t people, hope this helps

>>149159889
We would probably relax on a bench and duccio would force us to go listen to that one "rising star"

>Romania U19 0-1 Montenegro U19 - Vuk Vlahovic 13'
They made another one

>>149160307
Tudnos please collect all the Vlahostones

>>149159922
I would have never learned how to swim if I had to deal with that

ヴラホフ・ボール

Allegri supports Israel.

Hmmm enough gaming for the day. It's time to, very quickly, browse the sports section of Mehr News Agency and see if my football club has targeted more players for the upcoming mercato session

How the fuck do you lose a Champions League final 5-0?

>>149159357
I hope you aren't fat and retarded like him too.

it really took two minutes to say that a check was in progress (spoiler no check was in progress), but did he do it because he really believed it or because bergomi was already there with the bottle of cyanide in his hand and therefore it was the only way to save him?

>>149161474
A lvttazzo in diretta only rivalled by this one one in recent times
https://youtu.be/PAUTjfGMYKg?si=KPZK8_B94gQb7B3s

>Gyokeres' agent would be due €6m if Sporting rejected a €60m fee for the striker. Sporting counterattack and say if this clause is activated, they will demand €100m for him to leave
Mo I become an agent and get rich doing nothing

>>149161619
do football clubs not have lawyers? How's that admissible?

>>149161652
They do, but no lawyer can shield them forever from an even bigger kind of evil: agent greed

>>149161652
I mean, if it's not illegal you can put anything in a contract you want.

A PEC Zwolle player here has in his contract that the club will pay for a big dinner at a local michelin restaurant once per year kek

>>149161730
>anything
*except provisions/clauses that are in conflict with mandatory law, public order or morality

minos kurp

>>149161752
I thought I had that covered with the "if it's not illegal" part, but you're the expert here

>>149161752
has greed ever been in conflict with current year morality?

>>149161759
im shitfaced enough that i didnt even see it desu

jesus fucking christ why did i check jjust transfer rumours

Belgio's on the ket again

benelux countries going one day without mentioning their favourite pastime (le ebin drugs) [impossible]

>>149161730
you can write that down a performance bonus at least

Sure they're addicting, but I wouldn't call kettle crisps drugs

>great taste
something Dutch posters will never have

>balsamic chips
sounds awful tbqh

Calcio /ck/ idea: Berardic vinegar of Scamsuolo

Balsamic vinegar of moderna vaccines

I had a golden post to make but I forgot while walking back to my room from the toilet ffs

>>149161785
i would never touch that nonsense

Is Podcasterone poorfaggy or richfaggy? There are strong arguments for both but the fact that one of them is a fucking zingaroid third worlder (mo shitaly isn't also a third world country but bear with me ok) tips it into poorfag territory for me

Which side is shitalia taking in this armed conflict

>>149162616
La Viola

>>149162607
Ok no yeah I just watched 5 minutes of one of their videos for the first time and they're poorfag idolazzi

>>149162616
Spalletti to Iran as new head manager - Fabrizio Romani

Club world cup final will be juventus vs inter so that fifa can give the contentino to shitalians and they can say that muh shitalian calcius is le back because they're in the final of the Ciabatte Cup

Gianni Contentino

sexo with Mya Lesnar

How does Juric keep getting employed by serie ass clubs?

Fixable?

Stefano Pioli, set to leave Al Nassr and proceed with plan as new Fiorentina head coach. Decision made.

Edin Dzeko, one of the main targets for his new project at Fiorentina if all goes to plan.

>>149162945
60 yo Dzeko? That Dzeko?

Subbuteo Hernandez

>>149163744
>studying with my Subbuteo set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGoXyXiwOBg

>Conte: When I stopped being a wagie for Levy and took a NEET year my mind got unlocked.
Extremely based.

>>149163744
the day he discovers FM he's going to dominate in the CL too

>>149164443
Meanwhile Allnegru wasted his sabbatical playing Uma Musume: Pretty Derby

Just woke up covered in sweat from a dream/nightmare where I was at a party and was really exhausted so I sat down on a couch/chair. Then this woman, covered in tattoos, basically looking like Rose Villain of all people, dressed in only a loose white dress walks over and pisses all over me out of nowhere??? This is when I wake up. I'm neither a golden shower enjoyer nor have I seen her anywhere in anything since sanremo wtf.

It's simply too hot at night for mere mortals like us, as the stifling night air wraps around us like an eldritch shroud. It suffocates any hope of restful slumber beneath its oppressive weight.

>>149165578
What will Vlahovic do during his NEET year with 12 mil salary is the question while Randal becomes the new scapegoat

sometimes I wake up and read someone's post then a thought that "nobody cares" occurs to me

>>149165880
WW III reference

>>149154138
Gimenez was purely a marketing signing

>get appointed as binland manager in fc 25
>first match is against ducci
it's a sign of some kind, I'm sure of it

>>149168902
world cup final here we come

i love figa so much bros...

>shirt inspired by the Mediterranean sea and lemon trees
>for a team based in the city of Turin
Are we sure that Adidas knows what team this is for?

Only 36 hours and 58 minutes left until monday. Wagies beware. Make every minute count.

>>149169284
Looks refreshing but lol
Also can this design even be used in Serie A games? They're pretty uppity with certain pattern rules etc.

>>149169284
with all of the terronis over there, might as well be

>Inter, concern for Taremi: the Nerazzurri striker is blocked in Iran, the club takes action
F

>>149169697
Isn'treal is not that stupid to waste missiles against lamp posts

>>149169697
How many goals did he score again this season? Same as a zingaro hubcap stealing centrocampistus? Huh… I don’t care

>>149169697
teh evil big noses murdering my taremus

rip

>>149169697
if they defend him as they did in munich we're in for a treat

Can’t believe it’s almost been 4 weeks already. I still haven’t seen the 4th and 5th goals and I don’t think I ever will. I’m still a bit in shock from the performance.

>>149170013
So much in shock I can’t even remember how long

*2 weeks

>>149170013
4th gole was Dumbell making a cool backheel pass to Vitinhus who then gives it to Kvara who scores from a shot on the first post because Sommer can't save those
5th gole was Mayulu (a random negru from PissG's youth sector or something) making the exact same type of shot that led to the same mistake by Sommerd, the only difference being that here it wasn't on a counter and sfinter's defence just got holed by like two passes

>>149170398
vile

>Honesto ragazzo del sud's agent at casa bbilan
LMAO

I'm almost excited to see how low the attendance will be at the CWC games, no one seems to give a shit over in Murica

>>149170951
>600$ for nosebleeder tickets
I should think not

personally I'm excited to see if anyone is going to get shot

Thinkan about trading Italian long legged tummyqueens for attention starved amerimutt landwhales for a month

>OnlyFans banned the bitch that was going to have sex with animals in the zoo
Freedom of speech or something am I right

>>149171501
This but starring Giuntoli except there's physical violence involved instead of sexual stuff

let's be honest, if I'm having one look at Bonnie Blue's face and guessing where she's from you know I'm saying Yookay

less than two bongs till Le Mans start :)

must be a psyop right
like paid by some goatfucker to move over public opinion towards muzzies

>>149170756
Best shitalian player of the last 15 years after balotelli
With allegri he scores 40 goals in infradito

all parma players to inter it seems.

>>149171794
kill Grimolli
behead Grimolli
peg Grimolli
Force Grimolli to platinum MindsEye twice

Convince me not to get on a roid cycle

When does the official /seriea/ fantacalcio new season open?

>>149171898
You have to qualify for it via the Womeme's Euro's fanta set up by one of the Anglo's

>>149172094
Damn it, did I miss it or is there still time?

are ferrari robbing another lemans 24h?

>>149172597
name me a single win they didn't rob

had calcetto and warmest day of the summer.

phuuh

waiting patiently for missiles and bombs to start falling down again, it's not calcio but it'll have to do

>Manchester City may loan out Jack Grealish having received no offers
GRIMOLLI PORCA MADONNA

>>149173943
No goy dildiz must play 100% of the time and start every match because thiagotta said so, juba doesn't need other wingers

>Peugeot
lulz

>>149173599
Wtf are they bombing Aruba now?

>>149174283
wtf how am I supposed to send my PECs now

>>149173599
>waiting patiently for missiles and bombs to start falling down again
Just go to the US, find Jj's training camp, wait for Loca to practice passes

I wouldn't go to Minnesota

>>149174362
Alekrebros...

>>149173943
He’s most likely finished but I would still do it against all better judgement, would be the most sovlful signing of the past 10 years

>NEW: Juventus still hope to keep Dušan Vlahović long-term as both Damien Comolli and Igor Tudor admire the Serbian striker.
I'm gonna lose my mind, he literally already said goodbye to the fans, sell this motherfucker

Asking again, there is no /seriea/ Fanta for the Club World Cup, right? The Fifa website has a game that's basically a copy of the UCL one

Huge match in Italy's group and for Torre scouters

you just know >we'll manage to make the Spanish defense look good somehow

romanian rocket industry looking solid, iran shuould take notes

>>149175479
Very funny joke, people are dying and you are joking.

>>149175507
calm down Avram. Also no era

I wouldn't really call sfinteristi "people"

>jj is playing next week
fugg

>>149175580
>jj is playing
Your source is the carta stagnola wrapping the 5g of coke you bought yesterday right? Ahah

:skull:

>>149175580
>jj is playing next week with Kostic and Rugani in the starting XI
Fixed it

Also featuring Hermen-mandated Douglas Luiz gameplay because he must be sold this summer and his price gotta raise somehow

Don't forget to go to Detroit and buy the second shirt to make the club afford Zingaro's new contract

>>149175580
Jjust getting humiliated on one screen
24h of Negrugring Negruschleife on the 2nd monitor
Grimolli's public execution on the telly

>Swae Lee from Rae Sremmurd
Oh yes, him

Rai Sremmerd

>>149175638
grim pic

I didn't click because I thought Kakà from that thumbnail was actually Pastorello

what are your saturday night plans, serieanon?

>>149176316
Getting 5 pears

>>149173565
what qualifies as warmest day of summer in finland? 20 degrees?

next season foreshadowing
>chivu manages to fight for fourth until january, then everything falls apart and he get sacked because sfinter should win the scudetto and muh scemone
>sarri starts slow but comfortably ends third.
>alekre manages to fumble the scudo and ends second
>gasperini does incredibly well at the beginning but then fucks up relationship with the players miracously ends 4th
>tudor disappoints, doesn't reach a champions league spot.

>>149176420
Juve will unironically barely escape relegation. It was a miracle Allegri and Motta dragged that team in the top 10

>>tudor disappoints
Not under her watch.

>>149176420
So jvric wins?

I kinda dig this baseball-themed shirt

>>149176420
Tudor will probably be sacked.
Nothing against him, just too big of a job

>>149176463
Piolus wins easily

>>149176481
Yeah it's pretty cool

>>149176316
Will read: Fell in love with a Hood rich BBW velociraptor

>>149176481
Nippa

New Belgio negru is up

Spain resorting to the quintessential Italian tactic of spamming crosses to a manlet frontline

if spain failed to beat romania would it mean that >our u21 is super stronk actually?

https://x.com/IsraelDefenseF/status/1933654872198426824
lole

>>149176462
who's that slag? (to be read with the same intonation as mr peanut butter's theme song's who's that dog)

>>149176846
when will the gobbi stop sabotagin us ???

>>149176889
Mo Taremi is a fenomenazo

>>149176846
Mission Extraction

I now remember Benantancur

>>149176316
AZZURINI
*frantic bum bum clap in the distance*

>>149176914
save private taremus

>>149176316
calcetto: done
sauna: done
i ta lia game: still to come

>>149176889
maybe esposito will get minutes

Raul Morto and Pedro Sborro walk into a paellaria

>>149176949
hope his crusader explodes if he does

>>149176946
>>149176929
Mayulu 5-0

>>149176964
what happens next Papa Beaver?

AI Overview
"Raul Morto" si riferisce alla morte di Raul Gardini, un imprenditore italiano, che fu trovato morto nella sua casa di Milano il 23 luglio 1993, con un colpo di pistola alla testa. Le indagini ufficiali conclusero che si trattò di un suicidio, ma molti aspetti della sua morte rimangono poco chiari e oggetto di dibattito, anche a distanza di anni.

>>149176981
Comolli sign Santiago Castoro

Spoiler: Comolli will sign Singo

>>149176946
Would you agree that Ferrari never won a race without cheating

>>149176843
si chiama BALALALLER der geld nacht

I hate Spain so much it's unreal, I must have some dutch genes in me.

For me, it's Slovakian talent Jakub Jakubko

>>149177061
Wonder if he takes it up the ass

I'm not watching the game, how did they rig things in favor of spain?

>Moreover, as the Gazzetta note, Rovella grew up near the city of Milan. He grew up in a family of Inter supporters.

intrasting

>>149177098
Answe >>149177024

>>149177098
Hakimi 1-0

>>149177093
made up penalty that they missed, then a gyppo got rightfully sent off killing his team in the span of 3 minutes.

>>149177112
It's clearly offside

>>149177148
Merdinez bros...

Iranians before the Islamic revolution

>Juventus Next Gen talento Shane van Aarle
>Zepiqueno Redmond
>Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink's son Lucas
All sitting next to eachother on the Netherlands u19 bench kek

Ze Pequeno mentioned

Just TWO CLUBS playing at the 2025 FIFA Club World Cup have NOT won domestic or continental title in the last four years:

Borussia Dortmund
Inter Miami

Slovacchia U21: Belko; Kopasek, Jakubko, Obert, Javorcek; M.Sauer Nebyla, Rigo; Marcelli, Suslov, L. Sauer. CT: Jaroslav Kentos

Italia U21 (4-3-2-1): Desplanches; Zanotti, Pirola, Coppola, Ruggeri; Casadei, Prati, Ndour; Fabbian, Baldanzi, Gnonto. CT: Carmine Nunziata

KWAB-MANIA!

is slovagia gud team? home tourney is risky.

>>149177306
do you feel cheated?

>>149177287
>L. Sauer
Unironic fenomeno

>>149177327
no, but neither are >we

>>149177327
Better than the 5-0 boys I'm certain

stream still not starting reeeee

>>149177450
You know they kick off in 54 minutes right?

>>149177461
o-of course heh. just trolling here

time keeps on slippin slippin slippin
into the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgiMvI1b9Ps
60fps Driveclub!

Driveclub mentioned

>>149177492
Driveclub is for richfags just like Gran Turismo
Forza is for poorfags

>Tijjani Reijnders on the process of joining #ManCity: "They contacted my father near the end of the season looking for a number 8 and for me it was not a big doubt if I wanted to join Man City - one of the biggest clubs in the world right now. The choice in the end was easy to make.
>"Of course Milan will always be in my heart, two really good seasons there, met very nice people, but you have to also look at the sportive way and I want to reach some goals in my career and I think I can reach those here quickly..."

hope you didn't make your bed because the azzurinini are about to shit it.

>Sandro Sabatini : “Comolli called Gasperini and told him: ‘Convince me why Juventus should hire you’
>To which Gasperini replied: “You called me, it should be vice versa”
Probably false and very retarded from Comolli if true, but fucking hell this is so good at the same time kek

>>149177768
It's true, my good old friend Sinisa told me it's real

>>149177746
shouldn't >our u21 be great? usually the best players from other countries are already playing for the adult nt by that age whereas our mediocre talents aren't and should all be in the u21

>>149177768
>reporting anything a former lousy prescritto would say
Why do you like mucking around in literal shit so much?

>>149177768
>So Francesca why should I shag you
if I ever land a date again in the next 5 years I'm going to use that

>>149177826
Mainly because I kind of want this to be true due to how funny it sounds

So-eh Francesca why-eh should-eh I-eh shag-eh you-eh

>>149177854
bold of you to assume that the francesca in question is not italian

>>149177821
not this batch desu, there are a few good kids but nothing to brag about.

>>149177881
I mostly just had a little giggle at someone like Conte with a thick Italian accent saying the word "shag", it's not personal

Erik Ten Shag

>struggle to get gold for like 2 hours on this test
>0:24.000, 0:24.100, 0:23.900 times, but not even a time a tenth clearer in sight for me to see
>apparently you need to keep a speed of about 46 eagles per hour or 72 sbirrometers per hour to get a good gold time
>"Impossible"
>leave the game for 5 minutes
>idea
>switch the steering bound buttons from my left joystick to my d-pad
>try doing the test a few more times
>pic rel happens
/seriea/ equivalent of this saga? Moise Kean to Fiorentina?

>>149177983
>/seriea/ equivalent of this saga? Moise Kean to Fiorentina?
Hakimi's goal being called offside

>>149178018
Booo give me something besides making fun of Printer's shitty CL final

>>149177983
I think it was gt3 where you had to leave the car on the first gear to complete a drifting challenge, it was the only way to do it

>Jarzinho Malanga
>Winners Osawe
This was a substitution in the German u19 team

but let's see who scored for the Netherlands

Sandro Sabadoria and Ivan Zarbonzaroni

Grimkeres to Scarsenal lmao
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.

>azzurrini
questi semmai sono negretti

Do it Grimolli, special price for you my friend.

>>149178323
His face does NOT resemble that of a professional athlete

Brothers of Italy
The Italy has woken
Of the helm of Scipio
She girded her head
Where is the Victory
hand her the mane
that slave of Rome
As God created it

>>149178336
What about Kees Smit, scorer of the 3-0 (three-nil)?

the helm of the sciglio

>Gnontolo - Baldanzi attacking pair
jej

>>149178382
He looks like someone who is very chill at school, offers you his breakfast, always up for an afrernoon ice cream but at some point he tragically lost his life in a motorcycle accident while being partially at fault

>>149178428
Italians have breakfast at school?

>we were gassed after 60 minutes against Romania
>field almost exactly the same starting eleven because you have to beat Slovakia to make it out if the group
I've seen this episode so many times, good one but tiresome.

casadeiiii

HOMEGODS

fug missed but saw a gole.

Really clever finish from Casagods, the way he lifts it

Gud finish there

his dna?

inter king

>>149178574
Pretty sure you saw five goles

We wuz inter kings n shieeeet

>>149178597
Opinions on Di Gregorio to Inter?

based on the fact he's the only tall Italian midfielder since Cristante alone Casadei has a guaranteed future.

>>149178597
hope we won't lose 5-0 then

bit worried since slovaks men team play gud footy.

>Gattuso
you gotta be shitting me bros
hahahahahaha

>>149178679
>>149178679
>>149178679
>>149178679
>>149178679