more edmongolian brilliance expected tonight!

#TimeToHunt

mitchell1

asian gf edition

Mitch Zero

>>149142763
i don't like the aftertaste desu
i prefer the hfcs one

Chris Kreider was my favorite player and had been for many years. He made his debut a month before I graduated university. 13 years is a long time. When things got rough I knew that he would always be on the ice there for me. I am very sad today.

Will Cuylle is my new favorite player. He's super based.

>>149142731
where did you get this pic of me

Shut the fuck up chambers

>rags

https://youtu.be/1F8rP2zDN4o

[Good news]
Mets won again

>rags

>>149142715 (OP)
Mcdavid bros.....

>>149142839
jen

>>149142839
>you have to take a photo with random people because...

>>149142731
Kek

it's wednesday my dudes

>>149142839
That picture was taken in the hongcouver terminal, stop lying.

>>149142935
It's Thursday
good first guess, though

>>149142795
i want finnish girl to sit on my face

Thank god tomorrow is friday

shall eat some sosij

>>149142960
pls gib finnish pusy

If the Panthers win tonight, Gary is buying us all a Finnish gf

>>149142960
Can I have a bite of your wiener too?

>>149142789
meow meow

Kitties FTW

>>149143005
Thank you based Gary

>>149143005
get in the maid dress shinji

Pray for India

>>149143005
I have no idea what Finnish women look like as the only reference I have for the people is winter war documentaries and F1

>he wrote bud1 on his wall

bud lost mitch lost tbg won.

>but whose keeping count.

>>149143093
gimi

ive never met a finn irl so im not even sure if they are real

>>149142715 (OP)
I hate both teams.
But SHALL be cheering for USA / 1993.

>>149143113
thoughts on your loss to bud and mitch?

>>149143122
>hating the panthers
You dropped this.

>>149143113
Too east to spot

>>149143144
>too east to spot
Good afternoon saar

>>149143128
see
>>149143113

>>149143116
I saw one once at a hockey game and wanted to speak to him

>>149143091
Poop for India

samir pull up you are destroying the plane

fucking reruns, it this all were gonna have to watch all off-season? sheesh

>>149142790
Will Cuylle is getting traded for that chink

>>149143162
DOWNHILL TRIPLE CAUTION
SAMIR LISTEN TO MY CALLS

>>149143178
pretty sure dallas is re-signing robertson

>>149143154
but seriously why did you write bud1 on your wall?

>>149143178
Drury would be insane to trade Cuylle.

>>149143224
And this is the rags

Are the refs going to let them play tonight?

For me it's Red Savage. Go red wings

>>149143218
who is this?

>>149143183
SHUT UP

>>149143232
No

>>149143232
WE RUN THIS LEAGUE

>>149143241
this ground control to major bud
you've really made the rape

>>149143114
for me it is mika desu

>>149142790
You should write him a letter telling him that, and attach a picture of yourself holding the letter with a time stamp so he knows it's you who sent it

if everybud1 had an ocean
across the usa
then everybudy'd be 1ing
like bud1-i-a

Bud1 is so forced at this point it’s frankly pathetic.

>>149143315
That's just Samir obsessing with TBG for some reason. Feel free to ignore him

/hoc/ needs to cook up some spicy new gimmicks this summer

>>149143305
He was supposed to be a lifer :(

>>149143335
JLMI

I'm heading to the gym early to squat so I can watch hockey with you guys :)

>>149143335
No
no more gimmicks

>>149143335
Don't worry I have some primo gimmicks cooking up in the oven

>>149143330

Wait I just turned on the tv and the NHL awards show is on. Is this live or is it from last night or something?

>>149143373
2025 NHL Awards will air prior to Game 4 of Stanley Cup, which is retarded, but none of these fags are winning any of the trophies, so who cares?

bud + 1 = trb

LIVE FROM NEW YORK
IT'S NHL AWARDS

>>149143347
/hoc/ needs fresh new OC

a bud bud bud you've been bud so 1
a bud bud bud so 1
ever since bud raped him
sure feels all alone

>>149143388

>>149143387
Ya i turned it off to play vidya

>>149143373
this is huge

>>149143440
that's not the only thing hahaha

noel, she was the world to me
she's gone and that's a tragedy
noel, is just a memory
she's been so long away

I am sick and tired of the performative Canadian-ness that has taken over the past few years

>>149143418
i have two tvs and two laptops ,so i have it on and vidya and the US Open and downloading pornography on my other laptop

>>149143451
_/ _/ _/ _/

>>149143401
"Original Content" isn't a gimmick
It's the opposite of that, in fact, gimmicks are a marketing tricks
>OC is soul, and it's only OC for the first few weeks or so, then it becomes passe, and last week

>turn on the nhl awards show

>regular season participation babby consolation jobber awards
gary is right to hold it at noon on work day

>>149143471
what if i ritualistically posted the same thing every thread?
that could be good

>>149143388

>>149143471
you got raped by bud

>>149143490
The Bockey Guy?

>>149143484
that is not the way. if others repost your OC then you know you did well. if you have to keep posting it yourself it's a marner and let it go

>>149143484
depends
It's really all up to the crowd

>>149143490
The Braped Gitch?

>>149143511
kwab

new OC just dropped
it's called bud1

>>149143548
qrd?

I'll be making a gamethread for the game today

You know, if the Panthers win again this year, they would have more real cup wins than Tampa while also getting a true mini dynasty.

I'd like to remind that the 2020+21 Blots cups as asterisk cups for not being able to win without shortened chaotic seasons. Their only chance for legitimacy was 2023 and they blew it like they did in 2019. Those babbies needed some pandemonium and cap shenanigans to obtain the rights of writing their names on the cup and we're supposed to respect them? Fuck them, they chose to cheer on legal loopholes over the spirit of the game.

>>149143568
SHANT

>>149143568
Have fun pal

>>149143557
brand new OC about this guy named bud, who won, hence bud1. 1 is a play on words because it's a homophone of won. so bud1 means bud won. enjoy my friend

>everybody at /hoc/ thinks they're going to come up with the next ">rags" or JLMI, just like that

>>149143134
cope they're dirty cheaters too
both teams are

>>149143570
They already have more non-asterisks than Tampa.

gary hired some nog named "Isaiah" to tell us all about the history of the NHL trophies and who they are all named after.

but seriously this time
real, brand new, 100% original content just dropped:
mitchell1

>>149143568
Very cool I won’t post in it

>>149143578
sounds gay

Gary already announced most of the awards so why is he having an awards show?

>>149143626
>why is gary ________?
to sell advertising and jerseys

>>149143626
>>149143637

>>149143616
reminds me of trb's voice

>>149143592

>>149143644
thoughts on the new bud1 OC?

>>149143650
check my flag again
and then read the post again
I said both teams
retard

>>149143645
You've never heard my voice before
>but I know how tall you are, and your first and last name, Mr. Ryan, and I think that's fucking hilarious
Thanks for doxxing yourself and making /hoc/ laugh again, Mitch, you're a real pal

>>149143650
These last two years have shown us unequivocally that Edmonton is the most embarrassing, shameful, and ignorant fanbase in the game.

apparently pizza pizza doesnt offer new york style pepperoni anymore

barkov deserved the lady byng

>>149143680
wtf???

>>149143680
I told them to do that.

Why is a sport that gets worse ratings than women's boresball and wnba allowed on here?

>>149143680
Do they have Long Island style?

>>149143657
it'll never top any TBG OC

I don't watch hockey but who's gonna win today and who should I root for

>>149143673
what do you mean? we heard your voice on the wizard of oz when you said you represent the lollipop guild kek

149143695

>>149143699
You should gouge your eyes before puck drop

>>149143686
I ordered a pizza and it was no longer a topping option, there is just "pepperoni" now. These pepperonis are pretty big though.

>>149143698
getting raped by bud was pretty memorable. so memorable it changed your name to TRB

>>149143700
How does one join the loli guild?

>The first three games of the Stanley Cup Final averaged ratings of 3.2, 3.0 and 3.2 respectively in the Miami-Ft. Lauderdale market, according to Barry Jackson of the Miami Herald.

Why does Miami have any teams?

>>149143711
New supplier is my reply to that
It happens, and no one ever enjoys it

>>149143718
But what about the key demos?

>>149143718
Miami's the 12th biggest market in the country

>>149143718
Blame the kike commissioner forcing hockey in florida

Which look does /hoc/ prefer?

>>149143724
That actually makes sense. Probably on account o he tariffs.

>HH minus 65

>>149143743
Yeah, but it happens all the time as well
And its a nationwide chain, so supplier stock is a big deal

>>149143645
>thinking about another man's voice
yeah definitely sounds gay

bloos

>>149143760
and hour and quarter hour are 75 minutes

>>149143774
kek struck a nerve? i liked your work on the alvin and the chipmunks movie

40-60 damn even money puck has given up on the oilers

>>149143736
Gary is forcing hockey in Edmonton with corporate welfare. (first overall picks)

>>149143766
I get it man they stopped importing pepperonis from new york and switched to a Canadian pepperoni farm

>>149143760
>>149143784
either way, it's closer to 95 minutes since gary needs to have his talking head negros, and sports betting commercials, blabber on for 40 minutes before puck drop.

>>149143792
what?

>>149143784
You may be right but I am drunk, so there.

>>149143792
Nice reference grampa

>>149143814
hi drunk

>>149143801
>higher capacity
>lower total attendance
KWAB

>>149143811
i liked your work as the voiceover guy for the chipmunks

I dont want sunbelters or canadians to win :-(

its rake time soon bud

>>149143829
I didn't watch that movie. Why do you think about another man's voice?

>>149143837
Marchand is the rake king

>lower total attendance
it's almost as if they've hosted one less game in the series so far
but i wouldn't expect a northern albertan to be able to do arithmetic

inb4 chimping

>>149143848
why did you write bud1 on your wall?

>>149143805
well, that's definitely why "New York" is no longer on the menu
>I imagine you folks wanna source as locally as you can, I know that's what I like

>>149143871
I didn't. Why do you think about another man's voice?

prairie provinces will always be my favorite

>>149143673
>Mr. Ryan

What a dumb nigger.
That’s not my last name and you’re replying to the wrong guy again even after I posted my ID here again on Tuesday

>>149143882
>i source my mcdonald's locally
Not the same thing

>bud can't stop thinking about Men
>what they sound like, how they smell

>>149143805
but did they stop importing milfs with pepperoni nips?

>>149143900
>>149143910
>trb back it with the LARP
post timestamp and license together or you admit bud won

>>149143805
Canadian has fucking good pepperoni

>>149143678
Yeah but how does that work if almost every Oilers fan can skate/play hockey and you can’t? Have you considered you’re the delusional one that doesn’t understand Hockey?

what else should he write
bud1s what he writes
what did his wall say
trb is gay

Retards

this awards show totally rocked
everyone who skipped it is a retard

>>149143946
Says the fag thinking about his voice. Why do you let him live rent free in your head?

>>149143951
wolf robbed

>>149143952
>3 KB

>>149143937
Deny, deflect, blame others. That's the Edmontoid way.

>>149143795
it's edmontover

>>149143960
trb it looks like you admitted bud1 >>149143918

Bobrovsky is going to be on the case tonight. I can feel it

>>149143967
Nah, sounds like a you problem

>>149143976
Who are you talking to? Who are you trying to impress??

>>149143976
Why are you constantly thinking about two men?

>>149143967
I didn’t deny anything, I asked a straightforward question. Can you skate? If no, then be quiet and accept you don’t know anything about hockey

MRÄY

>>149143994
>>149143995
yep, LARP exposed, bud1 confirmed

>>149143918
I did on Tuesday, since you got all this time on your hands you can go find it

Not my problem if you’re here 16 hours a day and don’t pay attention to the posts

>>149144027
trb you have to post the license AND the time stamp together

>>149144022
you have been mentally raped

>The case of Mitch's missing manhood has been solved
good job, everyone

>>149143987
>>149144007
Deny, deflect, blame others. That's the Edmontoid way.

>>149144042
reminds me of trb on 04/17/22 kek

>>149144041
Nah I’m done with your delusions, get lost

>>149144056
got em

>>149144022
Answer the question; Why are you constantly thinking about two men and their voices?

you're a rerun, Mitch
You're a meme and did it to yourself

>>149144045
>>149144058
>doxes a guy
>a-actually i'm done now!
holy bud1

>>149144045
>>149144070
>>149144072
Why are you constantly thinking about another man's penis?

Mitchell the Bitchell

>>149144051
Just like you’re in denial My Edmonton Oilers are literally just better than your team lmao

>>149144051
Takes one to know one

>>149143977
He must. The Oilers will start this game with rage. Of course, they will take the 2nd period off.

Florida Panthers will win tonight..

anyone skipping the 80 minutes of pregame show is missing out

>"newfag" shows up
>immediately starts posting pictures from "their" life
funny how often that happened. anyone remember the laffs fan with the mexican vpn a few years ago?

can someone tell me when garys precious porch dj is off the screen

>>149144088
They won 6-1 on Monday.

>>149144095
I sure am

fuck Biz, can't stand that fucker

Isn't there a discord server you fags can go and gossip about other fags nobody here even knows or cares about?

Lace up bros, hockey time

>>149144111
>Ive asked this 7+ times now and no one has proven they’re a fan of the panthers yet

Post jersey or you at a panthers game or you’re not a fan

>>149144080
>most PPG in Playoff Game 4s
>during the Stanley Cup Playoffs
Ok. Ignoring the obvious cherry-picking that every faggot that makes one of these does, when the FUCK else are you going to score a PPG in Playoff Game 4 besides the Stanley Cup Playoffs?

>>149144127
Post you at an Oilers game.

in the sun
in the suuuun
noooeeell
noooeeellll
yeah yeah yeah yeah

what else could i say
bud won on that day

>>149144119
They always spam for (You)s just before puck drops because they know they won't be getting any during the game

finally hockey toknight bro's :)

>>149144085
I'm not. Why are you constantly thinking about two men and their voices?

>>149144095
Im watching the 30 minute replay of last game

>>149144128
Connor McDavid is the all-time leader in goals on a rainy Thursday night

>>149144145

>>149144159
based trb

>>149144128
>hes bubblin over ai
kwab

>>149144153
That's bullshit but I'll believe it

only 90 minutes until puck drop

our girl taylor is going to be at the game tonight :3

>>149144188
>our hag

>>149144161

>>149144188
no she iesn't

>>149144188
who on the panthers are they pretending that she is fucking? nice to see gary taking a page out of roger goydell's playbook...

>>149144197
how did it feel when bud ruined your internet personality and turned tbg into trb

>>149144207
that only happened in your head, Mitch

>>149144217
Historical fact at this point

How happy is Hellebuyck that the NHL awards don't take the playoffs into account?

>>149144217
what do you mean? even you called yourself trb when you wrote you were gay on your wall kek

>>149144188
yuck!

>canadian national anthem
>american national anthem
>brian wilson tribute
>9/11 remembrance ceremony
>something featuring a retarded kid
>tribute to random armed forces veteran who saw no combat and collects 100% disability
>ceremonial lynching of a frenchman
>apple pie eating contest
>trump speech about immigration
>"god bless america" performed by taylor swift

hey guys i am Definitely not TRB i mean TBG [who is Based..[]because i capitalize random Words

Puck drops in two more weeks

>>149144249
>puck finally drops 6 hours later

DROP THE PUCK GARY YOU IMBECILE!

Imagine tbg having sex with Mitchell

is gary at tonights game again?

>busting out fancy swear words for stupid
Yet another TBGclone, or one of the awful knockoffs

>>149144229
well there is the "walk of shame" to pick up the award

my workplace sent everyone home and declared a official day of mourning after the air India explosion.

>>149144267
we're busy going inside the game to watch the top plays

REMINDER that the game actually starts at 5:20pm and that I will be SUING the NHL for FALSE ADVERTISING

>>149144289
Brampton?

we live lads

>>149144289
burger king?

*gets in line for a hot dog*

may 6, 2025 - the day trb bubbled so hard that he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud and admitted to being gay
never forget

>>149144297
>>149144295
I work at my cities bottle depot.

>>149144188
sabrina carpenter mogged this old lady recently

>>149144293
NOT a real fan if you don't KNOW Gary lies
>fucking newfish

>>149144293
I TRUST GARY BETTMAN

>>149144296
based enjoy a $20 voodoo imperial tall boy for me

>>149144249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGsGCr_BIuU
every day I hope and pray this becomes reality

>>149144300
kek and kwab... literally cmtsu

>cretins hating on tbg

We call him the based guy now.

I TRUST BETTY GARMAN

>>149144300
VPN off Samir

Samir vs Mitchell battle of the homos

rubben the penus

>>149144312
I'm watching the kvno preshow stream lad.

https://www.hardrock.bet/news/nhl-playoff-crowd-roar-hits-130-db/
Much louder than the Rogers Public Library!

Panthers are fucked they have to deal with game 4 skinner

omg did you hear what bud said about tbg that's so totally scandalous!!!

kek trb is sperging tf out cause he really can't stand his new name. woe to the vanquished my friend, woe to the vanquished

The key to victory is great Canadian and Finnish skaters, and Russian goaltending.

>>149144354
i say that and look like that

>>149144354
more cleavage

>>149144339
Samir is Mitchell though. He keeps talking to himself pretending he's two people shitting on TBG at once

>>149144088
They're really not, they're a shit squad of retards and niggers and then you Connor McDavid who does everything.
You """"lucked"""" into a good 1st over all pick.

Thank you Gary Bettman
Thank you Daryl Katz

>>149144370
he's really bad at it, too

>>149144249
Good post, deserve a (You).

>>149144372
Well said.

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

2 big hits, 1 goal
This is the Bennett hat trick.

>>149144392
>>149144393
The phone and computer are in synch

>>149144386
I hope this happens every play tonight, panthers are the greasiest team in the league they need to taste their own medicine

the bud and the 1 are in synch

>fake-scar-cord is here
Yeah I'm going to NHL66

oh wow he's posting form his nintendo 3ds too

>>149144408
why are edmongolians like this?

>>149144293
I TRUST GARY BETTMAN

>>149144404
i swear to God that was 2 of us. archive that shit rn

>>149144404
>>149144432
I was the other one

>>149144444
>>149144444

>>149144444
>>149144444

>>149144444
>>149144444

>>149144456
did bud put the lipstick on you before or after the rape?

>>149144444
wasted

>>149144427
Because of elbows up

Dustin wolf got hart votes

i usually hate gary but sometimes he's right desu

20 MINUTES TILL PUCK DROP MY LITTLE PEEWEES

>>149144509
excuse you i am a midget

Whenever I see any clips of Edmonton it just looks like white trash. 0 culture compared to toronto.

I still think Bettman will give Connor another pity trophy. It'd be based if Bennett got the Conn Smythe, though.

>>149144524
Toronto is just India now

>>149144497
gary raped biz like bud did trb

>>149144524
>culture is like jam
>the less you have the more you spread it

>>149144524
Yes saar Toronto culture #1

>>149144537
>>149144537
>>149144537
>>149144537
>>149144537

>>149144540
>>149144552
Edmonton is full of Somalians but okay

>>149144553
kurwa bober

My sources are telling me Gary is going to drop the puck within the hour

35 bings until puck drop

>>149144551
BRAD IS GONNA KILL YOU
BRAD IS GONNA KILL YOU

>>149144549
Calgary is like 100k away from the mountains. And shame for adding that little hill to the list

ever wonder whos idea it was to ship all of india into this nation

>>149144577
Don’t ask questions it’s racist

>>149144577
Gary

>>149144577
It was my idea

>>149144575
should we give them a chance in the mountain club?

>>149144575
Canmore is a suburb of Calgary and Canmore couldn't be more in the mountains so therefore Calgary is a mountain city

>rattles your tendy in the wamup

Playoff team discussion only.

pink pony club
I’m gonna keep on dancing down in West Hollywood

>>149144585
it’s a good idea Canada has culture now

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>149144605

I wish you guys talked about hockey instead of India/indians 24/7

CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>149144575
its 50 km away. you've been fact checked and debunked

>>149144602
Good thing My Edmonton Oilers are still in it lmao. Crazy how you can get banned for almost 3 weeks in a playoff run and you’re still an on topic poster :))))

>>149144602
My Blackhawks are gonna get swept in the first round within the next 3 years

>>149144608
Based team and even more based fans.
>backlund fits right in

if there was a hockey riot in toronto or edmonton it'd improve the city desu

>>149144444
Wasted

>>149144626
Just like my islanders

>>149144618
The post that destroyed 4chan(nel)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sv6YnVpNN8

>>149144634
and my penguins

>>149144628
me on the left

>>149144628
>linus takes the ltt crew to a hockey game

>>149144634
and my sennies

Is Gene Principe wearing fake tan ?

>>149144608
ꓤ ꓵ ꓶ Ǝ
ꓵ
ꓶ
Ǝ

worst Hart winner of all time

Horse Jockey

>>149144657
that's what 72 hours of florida sun does to an albertan

du du du du *snap snap*
du du du du *snap snap*
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all shag one another
The Edmonton family

on god senpai what should I eat for dinner senpai im getting hungry no cap fr fr

>>149144669
chicken and broccoli

oh, boy. can't wait to sit through 30 minutes of DEI-hire talking heads spew nonsense, race-mixing propaganda commercials and shit-tier anthem singing before my White-person sports game actually starts. Thanks, gary!

>>149144669
core power elite and a black coffee/monster ultra

>>149144665

wipipo cant handel dey sun

is mcdavid gunna have another little bitchfest in the locker room if things dont go his way?

oh dear

i have bettman derangement syndrome.. and the only prescription is more first overall picks

>>149144688
is that so, Ranjeesh?

My Frost would bootyblast these teams

>>149144693
good thing my oilies win in 6

>>149144681
>looking orange is LE BAD

>>149144689
Cope McDavid is of a sound and stable mind

>>149144677
I’d be marnering for a week

>>149144698
yay

>>149144575
San Jose is at sea level and at least 3x that distance from mountains.

>>149144702

>>149144698
Do they cheer if Kapanen scores?

>>149144709
Nah he was mindfucked

>>149144676

It's real anons.

>>149144698
>Finish

Wonder if Oilers are still buck broken from last game.

>20 more minutes until puck drop

>>149144709
He looks like a caged animal whenever I see him

>7:00 advertised start time
>actual start time is 7:20
Why do we let this fucking k__e get away with this?

>>149144709
Do "sound and stable" people really chase after BPD femboys?

>>149144742
So enough time for me to take a shower

GOOD HEAVENS WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME

>>149144737
ok now i'm watching

Taylor Swift had tickets for the same seat as me so she has to sit on my lap all game

>>149144751
he's about to be unleashed

SCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRR
>k1tties

Puck drop is 1 minute away

>>149144753
Yes thats the new normal. Boipussy is the new vagina (his words not mine)

>>149144773
Retard

>>149144757
Could you imagine Gary did it? He is a very powerful man. And he wants Florida to win.

>>149144778
I can't believe he got away with saying hitler did nothing wrong

ONTARIO
the shield of canada

>>149144754
keep your mom away from the phone or else you won't have enough time to log back into hocgeneral.com

>>149144773
It sure is goyim, now keep your eyes on the TV and let our DEI-hires tell you what to think!

>>149144791
Anything for you Gary!

>>149144756

>>149144737
cant believe you fags didnt believe me

>>149144784
nhl.com would never lie to me

>Twisted sisters
We like this, right sisters?

the shithole of canada more like

>>149144737
hope they both die tonight...don't care how, just hope it does.

>>149144801
What's the over/under of times she will be shown/mentioned?

>go reffies

>>149144807
bring back HOLD THE LINE

Puck drop in -3 minutes

Need to make some necessary preparations so I will save an announcement of utmost urgency for the next thread

>>149144801
It's not that I didn't believe you, I just don't care

>>149144819
based oilers fan

>>149144629
People aren’t gonna riot anymore, they’re gonna boycott or never come back this year if Gary doesn’t allow it to happen. Gary will change his tune real quick when he realizes empty sunbelt seats don’t net him any shekels.

>>149144816
Well, it's not an NFL game, so probably just 15.

>>149144837
>empty seats
I thought Edmonton isn't in the sunbelt though.

>>149144836
is that taylor swift?

Finland has collapsed :DDDD

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>149144837
>don’t net him any shekels.
The amount of jerseys in the crowd and on the streets of miami disagree with you. Just wait till you see what 2 Stan Lees does.

I once groped a girl from Newmarket

Does McDavid leave Edmonton if he gets cucked by AMERICA’S TEAM, the Florida Panthers, again?

i should have marnered before the game started, shit

>>149144861
is that a grocery store?

>>149144856
I don't read Vikings talk, but I presume this isn't a post about the TV show Reading Rainbow...

gotta love the panger

will the panthers fan boo taylor swift too?

I'm wishing for TKD and TED (Total Edmontoid Death)

>>149144866
>i should have marnered before the game started, marner!
[feex]

You thought the tay tay fix was in for Florida, wrong bitch it’s My Edmonton Oilers

>>149144881
>skin her
God, I hope someone does and I hope it is long and painful.

i hope israel doesn't take down the nhl66 server

>>149144881
she doesnt even remember who that fag is

>>149144878
Hockey discussion here please, pol and anime faggot boards are that way

does taylor swift even know who connor mcdavid is?

>>149144861
Ever heard of a nutritionist? Well I'm an OLD tritionist. PAY ME TO EAT A WEED

Wasn't the game supposed to start at 8:00? It's 8:09

Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals on /hoc/. It doesn't get much better than this

Gary is bombing Iran

>>149144903
Connor isn't even dressed yet, calm your tits

>>149144903
gotta sell you more ads for goyslop and race-mixing first!

>>149144896
I thought Edmonton was a hockey city. I guess it isn't one anymore.

>>149144867
Shithole where mcdavid grew up

>>149144910
does he have his jockstrap on yet?

gimi raiggonen :DD

>>149144903
uhh excuse me chuddie, its time for dj khaled

>>149144905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwywWGVmhWc

>>149144918
he has leon's on his nose like a 1950s jet fighter pilot.

>>149144909
Glad non of the Americans here are young enough to get crafted

>>149144897
If she did, wouldn't she be dating him instead of a has been nfl player?

I remember Kelce praising Bedard and his bussy

>why they're not playing?

>>149144930
She likes black men, not whiney little faggot canacucks

>>149144928
lewd
>https://youtu.be/jZIxldDoHmc?si=qIajdvVsbeMcwB4l

taylor asking me which one is david mcconnor rn

>>149144933
Jen

I’ve decided to start following NASCAR and F1 bros. I’m going to watch over the weekend. What am I in for?

/hoc/ doesn’t do gamethreads for the finals?

connor mcdavid is one of those people who have no skills outside of the one thing they're good at

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

It's never too late for Taylor Swift to get with Patty Kane

>>149144909
canada gonna announce it welcomes all of the future nu-asylum seekers any moment now

>>149144948
why would you ask /hoc/???
>not ice hockey, that's for sure

You ever realize that when you get cut by a knife or something else sharp, you are just like Wolverine, but it just takes longer?

>>149144949
this is it, friend

AWWWWWW HOCGENERAL.COM!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR
CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS DEFENDING STANLEY CUP CHAMPS
AND FEEL
THE POWAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>149144948
not much
some frens watched the f1 series on netflix and became motorsports bros

girlfriendberg loves a big pointless conversation right before the game

>>149144949
/hoc/ doesn't do game threads anymore

>>149144788
was he wrong?

finna doordash some messican

absolutely crushing store-bought pizza rn

>>149144951
He married the only cool NHL WAG this is a /Lauren/ genny

Ree, i want to watch /hoc/ but i also want to watch the start of yet another war in middle east. Kikes attacked Iran 10 minutes ago

>>149144942
>reminder:
What was that disclaimer for?

I feel bad for ms.Stanley
Imagine getting that dressed up just to watch to Oilers get destroyed

>>149144977
yuck

NEW
>>149144973
>>149144973

>>149144948
start with the dale earnhart crash

>>149144968
aks her which player would she bang?

>>149144605

>>149144979
dipped in ranch i hope

>>149144982
rolling for Tel Aviv nuked

im ignoring the early thread

>>149144991
EARLY
and also gamethreads edition is crap, Why???

>>149144991
nope

mraumrau mrauu

>>149144991
frigg off shrimp

>>149144980
Why do so many posters think she’s “weird looking?” You just jerked off to too much tranny porn

>>149144999
Nigga now you done it

>>149144996
do americans really?

>>149144991
yep

>>149144982
i gotta grab a dr pepper for this

if edmonton lose they wont recover this year like they did last time

also if they go down by 2 goals they will lose their nerve and start taking benulties like mad. the rat has gotten under their skin

a fuckin vet again
gerontoburgers

the fucking coast guard

>>149144991
shan't

>>149144999
>>149145015

>>149144948
motorsports are insanely boring, gl

Why isn’t Taylor dining the anthem

>based sign language performer

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149144982
did they really?
that's crazy

>>149144982
This is why you should have two monitors

>>149144948
Kino

t. NASCAR knower and enjoyer and sports car racing enthusiasts

>>149145062
Been meaning to buy 2nd hdmi cable so i could connect the other monitor i bought for the sole reason so i could watch stuff while i play. I bought the monitor 4 months ago and have forgot to buy the fucking cable since then

whos cooking?
i shant post in early genn

HO LEE MO LEE WHATTA SAVE

WHAT A SABEEEEEEEE

SSSSCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR

>>149145027
would