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MIL: Jacob Misiorowski was pulled from his MLB debut on Thursday evening against the Cardinals due to an apparent ankle injury
DET: Parker Meadows blasted a three-run homer on Thursday night, propelling the Tigers to a 4-1 victory over the Orioles in Baltimore
LAA: According to Taylor Blake Ward of Baseball America, the Angels plan to promote top prospect Christian Moore from Triple-A Salt Lake
KC: Royals’ manager Matt Quatraro told reporters on Thursday that Cole Ragans (shoulder) is getting a second opinion
NYM: According to Will Sammon of The Athletic, the Mets plan to promote Max Kranick from Triple-A Syracuse on Friday
COL: Thairo Estrada went 3-for-5 with two doubles and two RBI as the Rockies came back to beat the Giants 8-7 on Thursday
NYY: Jazz Chisholm Jr. (groin) was held out of the Yankees’ starting lineup for Thursday night’s tilt against the Royals
STL: Brendan Donovan (toe) reported feeling significant improvement on Thursday

doyers

Burgers

>>149147728 (OP)
America’s First Basemam Paul “Goldy” Goldschmidt of the Yankee Global Enterprises, LLC, formerly YankeeNets, LLC just won the game for us.

[vv]
gg pirates

cards

>>149147728 (OP)
better love story than twilight

>>149147769
Got beat by my Broors

>>149147756
he looked cooked last year.

omfg they showed Justin Turner in the dugout dancing and he had these gigantic fake nuts hanging lmfao

Just get me to wetherholt plz

[w] cub b dub b

>>149147795
he looks like he's going to hit

This is going to sound like a paid shill job, but the vegetables in every Whopper I've ever had since I was a kid until now have always tasted fresh and the charbroiled beef patty was flavorful and served hot. I literally can't remember having a bad Whopper.

>>149147789
Money makes you lavish, but pussy gives you life.

Mets will get by with the power of friendship

Once this game is finished I will pick someone from the losing team and write a fanfiction where they’re forced to blow all the umps in the locker room.

Cubgers won that game.

>>149147789
I had a feeling he was gonna improve when the moved to a different team. I wanted my Astros to get him.

Cubgers won that game

>>149147831
Nah this is legit.The Whopper gets a bad rap, but i'd take it any day over the other "signature" burgers like the Jumbo Jack or Big Mac

Yanks going for the sweep.

For me it’s the McChickenburger

Jack Cust went to Immaculata in Somerville NJ

>>149147857
I haven't had the yumbo yack, but ever Big Mac I've ever had slides around when you take a bite. No good.

>>149147857
>twopepesfactsignpointing.png

Bandits tied it. i kind of wanted the game to be over because i have shit to do.
I hope the Volts win.

doggie doos

I hope you had a good day M'spie.

on my whey 2 fuk ur bitch

>>149147728 (OP)
Umm Cub bros

>kansas shitty

stick to losing the superb owl

SEX

>trashcans losing to a 20 win team
oof

>>149147975
is that his clark bear impression????

>>149147728 (OP)
Fren of bakers <3

>>149147986
with>>149147975
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>>149147993
is this faggots stream like 2 hours behind?

Wait does this AUSL thing use a ghost runner in extra innings? That's lame.

>>149148052
nobody tell him about MLB

>>149147967
what a delightful image

>>149148052
>using the term "ghost runner" wrong
grim

a ghost runner is one that automatically advances 1 base on a hit and can only be put out with a force.

a manfred man, or "free runner", is when you put someone on 2nd base without batting

I love how there's Chiefsfags everywhere but no doyalsfags

>>149148102
No, it's called a ghost runner when they start on 2nd base.

I'm sorry if I upset anyone with my burger chat earlier
just love a good brekky burger me

>>149148102
wrong

>>149148052
they're called spoopy runners because ghosts are ahhhh spoopy!

>kansas shitty
>offense

pick one

Air bender mindfucked ERG

>>149148147
g'day mate
*tips cowboy hat

>>149148137
>>149148148
someone evidentially never played stick ball shorthanded

IAYC

They took away Goldy's RBI, those faggots

>>149147983
>>149148100
>>149148128
>>149148155
(you)

>>149148148
>>149148137
He's right, actually. They're called "ghosts" because they can't be touched/tagged.

>>149148182
Who cares? Royals don't have any either

Yankees win

But...Jac is supposed to be the new Judge

Third sweep of the season.

I could suck a mean cock right now

SWEEP
>bobby shitt jr.
>jackoff fagliaone
>george brett was wrong

>>149148166
>>149148190
go away

>>149148243
wait, baubau has boobs like THAT?

I had to watch the Royals telecast because the Yankees one on MLB Extra Innings was having a seizure all game long. That guy calling the game for the Royals was a bore to listen to and sounded uninterested and understanding the team's fate this season.

just a reminder: the doyers and stankees have had the easiest schedules to start the season

>>149148276
Is it the one with the shitty audio quality?

>>149148255
Also,
>goylels

>>149148302
the YES network? yeah...

>>149148302
The audio did sound very poor, like it was done over a phone line.

>>149148253
how bout a nice one?

>>149148253
bawston will this weekend

Astros win!!
ggs sox
Hader had me worried there for a sec but got the job done. See yal tomorrow

Astros win as per usual

>>149147967
kino, saved

>>149148390
>cheating

Stick a cock in me, I’m gay.

dryers

are the astros capable of winning without cheating?

>>149148515
2022 cuck

>>149148515
didn't cheat in 2017 playoffs (proved), didn't cheat in 2022. when will you cope, Joe Kelly?

>>149148544
yeah sure

>>149148593
now post the other 20 players, including bregman who went from .300 on the road to .150 at home

>>149148593
this is joe kelly, in case you were wondering

>>149148593
Don't look at Aaron Judge's home numbers this year...

Mariners
>>149146919
yeah its the baconeggncheeze, a pnw innovation

>>149148681
Delete this…

>>149148681
w-what is that bun...

>>149148776
g'day mate

>>149148681
Red meat is bad for you

>>149148002
>Fren of bakers <3
Comfy Bakespie thread.

>>149148776
buttermilk biscuit
>>149148845
pork is white meat :)

The good thing about no padres baseball is my wife 2hu won’t have a reason to be upset today and make me sleep on the couch. I love her so much fellas!

>>149148845

not if you lift

>>149148872
DYING OUT

Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD! Back to back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!

Lift this bussy

>>149148745
This your boy?
>>149148681

>>149148899
>2hu
The Dadspie known as "2hu"?

Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball! Did your team win today?!

Yankees AI Posta on a frigging tear rn!!!!

which player is the hottest in your opinion

>>149148996
Ryback

>>149148996

rose lavelle

>>149148993
Kek yes

>>149147975
>>149147985
>>149147986

>>149148993
In a sense.

>>149148996
Dansby

>>149148993
Indeed it did.

>>149149049
>Dansby
More like Dansbae. Amirite?

>>149148993
Sweepkees

>>149147857
Hey bro, don't bad mouth the Jumbo Jack, my team had to hit a home run for me to get that Jumbo Jack

>>149149049
Ass could use a little work tho.

I could work that ass

>>149149223
That’s what I told ur mum last night lel

>>149149244
lel

>>149149244
lel

>>149149223
ele

You Fucking Umps! Look at some of these calls!

I missed the end of the game, but Bandits won

>>149149175
his beard made me think of hasan

>>149149223
Go Braves?

>>149149346
oh no the blaze suck, if they don't come back, they'll all have to retire and become (my) housewives...

That Misiorowski guy looked good for the brewers today before the injury. Hes going to look great in Dodger blue in 2-3 years.

>>149149385
he did the stanky leg off tha mound

I forgot I didn't post the good picture I got of the Hoerner and Counsell ejection last Sunday. Was a real shame too, it killed the Cubs momentum that day.

>>149149407

damn that is actually a sick shot

>>149149444
czeched

>>149149444

I had Home Plate Club seats both Saturday and Sunday. Saturday I was on broadcast near the Cubs dugout. Sunday I was off broadcast and close to the Tigers dugout.

>jints choked to the Rockies
Heh. Heheheh

>>149149346
>>149149379
Blazebrahs… how do we fix this ballclub?

>>149149559

that kicks ass, how was the service?

Going to Fenway tomorrow. Anything I should know?

>>149149633
that's how rivalries work, respect it

>>149149687
no but have fun!!!

>>149149407
>>149149559
wow these are badazz how much did the tix run you

And the Colorado Rocky Mountain high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
You talk to God and listen to the casual reply
Rocky Mountain high

cumshine on my shoulders....makes me reckie

>>149149665
At the seat or at the club level? Currently the Comerica Home Plate Club is still under construction, it's supposed to be like the Tiger Club but it's only a short couple steps to go down into it. That part will open after the All-Star Break according to the powers that be. Until then your club service is at the Tiger Club in right field.

Service at the club was great. Bartenders were attentive and basically everything was free. The Tiger Club has multiple stations where folks make food and the menu changes 5th inning. There's also a hot dog bar, a sushi bar, a dessert bar, and a charcuterie station in addition to this.

Service at the seats was okay. Concierge staff would come around every 15-20 minutes or so and bring you water, soda, chips, Cracker Jack, popcorn. Not too far from any of the seats is the stair well leading down to where the finished Home Plate Club will eventually be. Down there is a woman with a cooler who will give you free pints of beer. That was pretty chill. Overall, for $350 a day it was pretty great.

>>149149723
~$350 each day. Just remember to tip the help and don't be a dick.

>>149148993
cringe post desu

in another life I was born in Colorado but then I would never be a hardcore baseball fan (no diss respect COL fans)

AUSL Blaze and Me are in agreement on a trade sending 1,000,000 dollars in exchange for one date with Ana Gold and sex considerations

Yankees :)

>>149149754

i know myself and i would absolutely overdo the sushi on a 96 degree day

let's keep it dodgers related, people

>>149149804
One of the things I would change is give me something besides plastic to eat some of this shit with. Seriously, it's 11:30AM and I'm supposed to eat this with plastic cutlery? I will say, all the food was very good.

>>149149815
>let's keep it dodgers related, people
How are you enjoying pride month faggot?

>>149149831
Good meal
Nice to see a decent meal for a change

>>149149838
Don't worry Panama-san. There was plenty of slop too.

>>149149837
unlike you I didn't even know it was pride month.

>>149149850
Based blue moon drinker

>>149149772
>tip
cuck

>>149149855
>dodgerfag
>not knowing pride month

>>149149831
>>149149850

best bite?

>>149149872
must be the fabled last redpilled paco

>>149149850
Was it better than Cane's?

>>149149858
The stuff on tap wasn't great... Canned stuff was essentially Blue Moon, some seltzer, or Angry Orchard.

>>149149873
Cajun primavera from my pic with the porkchop. I thought the vegetables could've been cut better, but I saw what they were working with. The hot dogs sold here were pretty good too. Coney chili was always being made up fresh.
>>149149887
I've never had Cane's, but probably.

>>149149772
my irl pepe frens got some 1914 tickets for about that much but they weren't behind home plate . it came with all the food and drink though

>>149149881
Contrary to popular belief his head is not that tiny

how did the rockies manage to win today?

>>149149900

check'd

>>149149924
very carefully

>>149149792
Sorry, she already belongs to someone (me)

>>149149908
Yeah I think currently the 1904 Club shares with Home Plate Club until after All-Star Break. I have a call with some account lady tomorrow and we'll see how much it actually costs to get my own seat for Home Plate Club.

>>149149850
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149149939

not if you have made peace with zoroaster

>>149149659
Their pitching sucks ass. Draft some better pitchers.

it's friday the 13th

>>149149951
It’s bad for you

>>149149953
>better pitchers
Does softball even have breaking balls

>>149149932
Sorry buddy, it's official, should've been more aggressive by the trade deadline

sorry bros already sent Ana a .zip of my best blaze edits, see ya l8r virgins.

>>149149687
It’s in Boston.

>>149149962
They have curveballs, rise balls, drop balls, screwballs and changeups.

>>149149963
Nah she has a no trade clause, sorry bud.

>>149149980
>>149149659
Nice, saved.

>>149149997
>Nah she has a no trade clause, sorry bud.
she waived it when she saw what I was packing

>>149149938
Do you sit within earshot of the cubbies often? If so do you have any interesting tidbits that you have picked up on?

>>149149872
>fags live rent free in his head
>literally cannot stop thinking about pride month and homosexuals
>attempts to project it on to others
>implying

>>149149873
sausage...boy sausage

>>149150065

I don't really have anything specific. It's really really loud in the stadium even if you're right next to the dugout or behind home plate. Suzuki's English seems to be getting better though.

>>149150102
wow that's sick I wish I was a serious richfag, you're a cubs fan right? did you go to any of the games at wrigley in 16

I guess I'm what you guys would call a "casual". I like the Cincinnati Reds, but I only halfway follow them. I guess my question is this...what are our chances to even make the playoffs this year? we seem to be hooked on .500.

>>149150124
No, I was a serious poorfag during that year. It's only been since I've barely entered my 30s that I've been able to afford to do whatever the fuck I want. Oddly enough, the receptionist at my veterinarian went to one of the Wrigley games during the World Series.

>>149150128
Tigods are gonna fuck you this weekend.

SmelLA kek!

>>149150142
ahhh ok nice. Maybe this time around then ;)

>>149150205
I want a Tigers x Cubs World Series this year, I won't lie.

>>149150128

mostly depends on the other nlwc teams. if hunter comes back in a few weeks i'll feel pretty good

>>149150214
It's probably gonna be Dodgers vs Cubs

>>149150214
That would be epic…

>>149150233
Ah, my favorite AL team. The Los Angeles Dodgers.

>>149150214
>>149150233
Yeah it’s totally gonna be the cubs guys!

Sorry baseball fans but it’s gonna be a kino Subway Series 25 year reunion. Soto, Lindor and Alonso vs Judge and uh.. um..

>>149150270
WHOOOOOOA HOLD ON HOLD ON LEMME GET AROUND DIS HAT

>>149150281
Stanton

>>149150270
swag!

>>149150102
Nice. I love a top deck game at dodger stadium. I'll be there Saturday vs jints at the very tip top row in aisle seats dead center behind home plate.

>>149150347
I didn't actually intend on going to the World Series this year. I just happened to already have a hotel and flight booked months out for the very same weekend/week of the World Series in LA. Why not throw another $1000 onto that dumpster fire? I at least saw the Freddie Grand Slam so technically worth. Dodger Stadium has the worst fucking fans though. I saw a Yankees fan get ejected TWICE. The Latino man behind me kept harassing white women. I guess it worked because he did eventually get a number. His most common chirp was 'Hey honey you're cute, I can teach you Spanish'.

Shut up Bryan

Smelly stinky SMELL-A kek

>>149150396
kek!

>>149150102
lovely mow patterns

>>149150368
maybe I'm just used to all the pacos at this point but and I tune them out but I find the crowd to be fine, though the further away you get from field level and home plate, the vibe does change and if I'm sitting above loge I definitely feel like the only white guy in attendance. It's not like it used to be, though, and there will be quite a few jints jerseys, but no one will give them a hard time beyond some good spirited ribbing if they're cheering them loudly. A couple weeks ago there was a yankees fan behind me booing Ohtani every time he came up and the people in my section just kind of laughed.

>>149150451
I genuinely don't know. I've been to another regular season Dodgers game above loge as well and that was fine even though yeah I was the only white dude. World Series Game 1 in top deck was just toxic, I didn't feel like I was in any danger though. It was just a bunch of drunk pacos harassing everyone around them and I'm not exaggerating. There was a Japanese couple a couple rows infront of me and some paco just kept yelling 'SUMIMASENNNNN' at them. Another couple of them were like obsessed with some Filipino lady directly infront of me and the way she was just chowing down the ballpark slop. Stuff like 'YEAH GET THOSE BALLS' as she bit into one of the Flamin' Hot Cheetos macaroni ball things, but for everything she ate. One of the paco ladies even tried to get said Filipino gal's number.

astros won, btw

From the South Bay to the Valley
From the West Side to the East Side
Everybody's very SMELL.A
Our holes are gaping all the time
Looks like another perfect gay
I love SMELL.A. (we love it)
I love SMELL.A. (it’s stinky!)
We love it!

>>149150451
A few weeks ago when the Angels played the Yankees right before the Yankees would go to play the Dodgers, a Dodger fan went to that series in Dodgers gear and was starting shit with Yankees fans and a fight broke out and he got kicked out.
There are definitely still shit fans, it's very retarded to go to a game your team isn't even involved in to start shit.

>>149150493
mariners are winning their next game against the astros btw

>>149150546
no one is saying this

>>149150487
Flip heritage game the other day made me jack off pretty hard man not gonna lie

>>149147907
Dog em

I can haz Chrissy

>>149150554
Dog day at the Nat on Tuesday.

>>149150565
Look at that smile

pfma

>>149150487
"certain people" just don't know how to handle their excitement or channel it in an appropriate way in public.

>>149150576
Personally I'm going to blame the affordable 20% ABV Elysium tallboys I saw literally all of them with combined with the fact they had to pay a lot of money they had to spend to even be let in. These folks paid $1k and they felt entitled to being a little rowdier than normal in my mind.

>>149150529
Dodger fans also show up to Petco for games they aren't playing in just to start shit. It's truly just a garbage fanbase.

>>149150593
Is this the line up for Hat Club before it opens?

>>149150593
how do I learn cholonese

>>149150593
Combined double digit iq in this webm

Let's take it easy on dem Royals.....

>>149150593
When will ICE take over the seventh inning stretch?

>>149150643
First they need to go easy on themselves when it comes routine ground balls to first

>>149150660
oh FUCK you!!!

>>149150660
Yeah this ain’t it chief

>>149150660
Bruh moment

>>149150599
poodrepacos just can't handle the banter.

Let's keep it Cubgers related guys.

>>149150681
Cheif? That would be the NFL bro.

>>149150698
cubgers won that game

>>149150698
Wadafak??

faggets

FAGGets kek!

>>149150734
>>149150745

>>149150758
Some say the craver lurks there at night...

Cubgers lead their division

>>149150830
Cubgers won that game.

>>149147967
based and saved

>>149150830
Cubgers on the uppinup

>>149150758
no pipi

pfma

he pipi’d…

choose your fighter
1906 for me

>>149151000
1916 followed by 1927

>>149151006
what about 1911 with a red 'C' like 1927

>>149151015
I really like the compressed C tbqhwyl
but I guess that would be an acceptable compromise

also current logo seems like the logo of a chain of convenience stores

>>149151042
that style C just reminds me of Cincinnati too much

>>149151054
fair point

>>149151000
1916 and 1927 and 1908

>>149151000
'41 chad reporting

>>149151000
>ubs

sorry to ask this question again, but what highlights should i watch from today/yesterday? I've got an hour to kill and catch watch em all

>>149148477
kek underrated

>>149151340
mlb.tv/highlights

doyers

>>149151351
i was more meaning which games *twiddles thumbs*

>>149151353
jomboy

>>149150368
>>149150487
Because the average spic comes home to (pic related).

>>149151353
Today wasnt that good of a day it appears. I’d just peep the highlights closest ones

>>149151363
You gotta practice your torta mating position bro.

>>149151353
Pirates @ Cubs is a cool one if you like humiliation rituals.

>>149151363
i actually had sex with a mexican broad like this(not quite as big) but it was amazing sex unironically.

>>149151420
go baseball!

>>149151420
save some for the rest of us! haha

Stroking it to Alice

>>149151602
keep it calm

hazlewood scores 20 here

>>149151602
cooper?

Teams for this feel?

The Giants are playing the Buffaloes on Prime right now.

GM metfrends. Today we pray for Senga-sans MRI.

That includes you filthy atheists out there

>>149147789
Little league ballparks resurrect careers

>>149152858
https://youtu.be/GpzH0WJ52kc?si=OEaYdUP6ey6RyXVP

gm

gm mariners nation it's over and this homestand will seal the deal (1-5)

>>149152858
Gay Mets lad. It’s terrible what they did to that Japanese man.

>>149152858
>>149153703
>>149153781
>>149153899
Gay mets lads

>>149153917
It actually means "gaping maw."

>>149153922
U disrespect Jiping Mao

>>149153899
This is a really weird file to have saved yanksbro

Imagine this guy on Team Cuba for the WBC

Where do YOU buy your tickets?

do you think team cuba could beat the rockies, bros?

gm, did ya wake up seething about my Mets?

>>149154073
wtf is going on with the gravity in his cup?

>>149154073
No.

>>149154091
nice. gm yankfren.
>>149154089
?

Do you remember before the season began when everyone in the genny was saying Bobby Witt Jr would win AL MVP? Don’t you all feel retarded?

>>149151353
If you have MLBTV you can watch Recap Rundown

>>149154117
I didn’t realize the odds were so in favor of Judgey.

>>149154117
Is he having that bad of a year at the plate or is this just Aaron Judge propaganda?

>“Hopefully our closer wants the ball, which is not always the case,” Van Slyke said. “There’s plenty of times he doesn’t want the ball. How many times have you seen him pitch three days in a row? Or two games in a row?”

>The answer is that he has pitched on back-to-back days four times this season (in 24 appearances) but not three days in a row.

>“Sometimes you’ve got to know your body, right?” Cusumano asks Van Slyke.

>Van Slyke responds: “Sometimes you’ve got to know the win’s more important than maybe not feeling good. Think about it. If you play five years, 10 years, 15 years in the big leagues — I know plenty of players that don’t want to go play because they don’t feel good. But the gamers, they’re the ones who go out and play whether they feel good or not, or grab the ball whether they feel good or not.

>“Here’s the thing — I’m not so sure he understand the difference between being hurt and being sore.”
Based.
>>149152889
This. Carpenter vibes.

>>149154117
>bobby shitt jr

>>149154173
He’s still good just getting mogged by Judge.

DFA Ryne Stanek

>>149154117
My bad

>>149154173
>propaganda
ORDER ORDER ORDER

Your 2026 NL Cy Young winner

>>149154260
Please this!

>>149154173
He's the Aaron Judge of Doubles

keep it cubgerpolitans related, people

>>149154595
Cubs, Dodgers, and Mets are all gay.

Does the mlb still give out back to back CYA? If not than can we just rule out Skubal for this years award? I thought they favored veterans too.

tigers vs reds this weekend. will the detroit tigers get another series win?

>>149154620
Fried will be winning the Cy Young

>>149154620
>the mlb
It's Skubal's to lose. I like Fried, but playing in a hitter friendly ballpark doesn't do him any favours

it's finally here!

/mlb/ doesn't want to hear this but Ohtani is winning the NL Cy Young this year.

>>149154709
solid bait tbqh but he shan’t be qualifying methinks

>>149154693
I think people need to understand that Yankee Stadium isn’t entirely hitter friendly. It’s actually more home run friendly and it ranks third in the MLB right behind dodger Stadium. Places like Fenway make it way easier for doubles and triples.

>>149154745
Coors must be number one then right?

>>149154760
Overall, yes, and also for triples it’s leading.

>>149154760
https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/statcast-park-factors

>>149154700
FAGGets kek!

>>149154811
>BACON
>xBACON
You stats niggas are getting on my last damn nerve…

>>149154811
No wonder Rockies fans keep going to the games, they have the best rated bacon.

Ya gotta forgive me

That one’s on me.

Mercy please I'm beggin ya

>>149154867
can they make a good kaiser roll at that altitude though?

>>149154811
I like that strikeouts are on there and make it look like the Mariners stadium is why they suck, but its really just a shitty team that can't make contact

>>149154700
FAGGets kek!

>>149154700
FAGGets kek!

>>149154922
they had a really good road record for awhile but, again, all that is over now

>>149154962
All you gotta do? Is apologize.

>>149155001
I refuse; it's gross.

>yankee onlyfans
What did he meant by this?

>>149155001
WOAH MAMA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOOGA AWOOOGA BAZOOOOOING HONKA HONKA HONKA

>>149155044
They call him Faggot Mike for a reason.

>>149155088
He ain’t even gay tho

You know what? The slump's over! There's no trashy tacky tattoo curse, my M's are WINNING THE BALLGAME in 12 hours!

>>149147831
>>149147857
I've never been so proud of /MLB/
The whopper is the best of them. Then I'd probably go with the famous star or Western Bacon .then it's jumbo jack, then it's the big and tasty. Big Mac is not quite the same tier/type as the whopper or jumbo jack and big and tasty is the obvious comparison. To that point, the western isn't quite the same either.

Where do you buy tickets at a good price?

>then it's the big and tasty.
anon, i'm afraid it's been over 20 years.....

We are 3/5ths of the way to nu tho.

>>149155180
>>149155219
Big N Tasty chads… remember what they took from us.

>>149155219
Oh shit do they not make it anymore? Haven't been to McDonald's in forever. I'm just going based on the burger wars of the 90s when whopper, jumbo jack, famous star, and big and tasty were each a dollar.

Let's give nu a chance for a change

>>149155250
The wiki says it was discontinued in 2011 but that's a damned lie, it was gone in 2003.
>b-but the quarterpounder delu-
It's not the same shut up.

>>149155219
Eating cheeseburgers and watching baseball with Marisa.

>>149155277
They tried to launch new tendies too recently but they just don’t hit the same…

>>149155312
Trick is eat 20

KFC twisterbros, wwa

>>149155338
this+tastykake=win

>>149155277
McD's near my house is now charging 9 bucks for a basic combo, you can get a whole large pizza and a soda for that at the shop next door. Sad downfall

>>149155338
I member this one, think it was the first time I ever even heard of a wrap.

Milwaukee traded backend starter Aaron Civale to Chicago (AL) for first baseman Andrew Vaughn

I'm more of a Tam's guy myself.

I consider myself a friend of Dorothy.

>>149155416
and the Sox will trade Civale before the trade deadline for prospect(s)

>>149155450
The sox will trade Deez nuts for a playa to be named later

I got a backend starter for ya

>>149155187
Reddit has better answers

>>149155416
Isn't Vaughn a bust? Would be kinda funny if the Brewers somehow fixed him.

>>149155501
I need porn

>>149155187
the ticket booth at the ballpark?

>>149147967
Based and Snohomish/Skagit/whatcom county-pilled

So the Fucking Umps stole a game from the Giants last night? That's the experiment we are working with here?

>>149147967
wholesome, i will be posting it frequently going forward

>>149155557
The more I look at Ump Soicards the more I think they're just making shit up

>>149155523
No you don’t.

I need pussy

>>149155440
Chop on, brutha!

>>149155557
>100% strike accuracy
cry me a river

>>149155621
No you don’t.

>>149155604
I need fap to porn

>>149155684
Instead of porn use your mind. Fap to memories anon.

>>149155684
I love her go away me Thompson Chinga Son la Ola

>>149155745
I need sex AND porn ?????

>>149155416
Thank god, i dont even care if the Brewers fix him. I was done seeing that guy shit up the lineup, play a garbage first base and get thrown out at home. Actually surprised the Sox got a living ballplayer for him.

>>149155557
greater than 1.0 run calculated difference is the only time I pay attention to these and there it is, but really jints defense and closer were just terrible

>>149155825
Test

>>149155654
Pretty fucking easy to do when you shrink the real strike zone on every side.

>>149155805
a 1st baseman worse than rowdy tellez and he's commanding a starting pitcher who seems to have given up no more than 2 runs in his last four games? what the heck?

>>149147967
Marinerschads stay winning, just not baseball games.

>>149155995
Danny Burgers is out there. Make the call.

>>149156010
been there done that

>>149156028
No Danny ok how about HBP merchant Rizzo. It's like Ty France 2.0

DFA Ryne Stanek
Bully Ryne Stanek
Spit in Ryne Stanek’s food
Trade Ryne Stanek back to the Mariners

when is baseball

>>149155910
No joke, it feels like umpires have gotten worse with the new smaller strikezone.

>>149156150
might just be that missing piece to the bullpen...

The New York Jomkees say ban position players from pitching, kike to blame.

https://youtube.com/shorts/7G3Rb57hCEw?si=ZPHtJN9NQ_j_MbZh

>>149156167
7:10 PM

>>149156236
expand the rosters to add another player or two and then get rid of it

>>149155416
not surprising. money is similar. once he got demoted to AAA you figured that was it for vaughn in chicago. just doesn't walk enough.

>>149156239
yup, thats the time for the doyers!

>>149156150
>>149156095
you know what? why not

>>149156294
I’d be ok with this but I’m kinda getting sick of these guys whining about their favorite rule changes. If they add a gay double bag to mlb I’m gonna be pissed.

>>149156304
You retards won the season series, I'll give you that, but Mookie didn't want the smoke.

>>149156236
I have never found myself agreeing with Plouffe even once.

gonna be a good weekend to be a sports fans

>>149156321
they could also shorten the amount of time a player has to stay in the minors before he can be called back up. there are simple changes that could be made to get rid of position players pitching and protect the health of pitchers from overuse.

>>149156374
seems the only smoke was in judge eyes

>>149156236
2.08 ERA btw

>>149156472
master of the eephus

>>149156501
he's pulling your strings

>>149156239
correct!

gm

>>149156472
based.

>>149156516
I like the shitposting he does

>>149156563
mornin'

Defence wins Championships™

>>149156780
they are a couple bats short. losing chapman was a big downgrade and santander has been bad.

>>149156780
erm doyerpacos what happened to that fundamental baseball??

Will the Metsies be feeling GOOOOD today?

Surely the Mets don't lose on pride night.

>>149156236
Will happen on its own now that run differential is being used as a tie breaker.

>>149157176
Idk if that’s a great solution though bc they only go to position players once the game is already out of hand.

>>149156780
Errors and Pitching determines the World Series

I really hope Sasaki bounces back

>>149156780
Good, now filter the list by teams >.500

He WILL be ok. He WILL return before the all-star break. He WILL continue to dominate.

>>149155416
He will end in a Dodgers uniform at trade deadline.

NPB Results

>>149157461
NPB Standings

>>149157430
Yea dodgers def need a first baseman can’t let that freeman guy keep stinkin up the place

>>149157461
>>149157479
who are the good guys?

>>149156780
are there only 29 teams?

>>149157549
There was a bug on the site and the Twins' stats weren't showing up

>Hololive Night is exactly in 3 weeks
I'm excited for the /mlb/ pregame meetup.

Baybawl in 1 hour and 5 minutes

>>149157496
I mean Civale.

>>149157651
Who is playing?

>>149157668
Pirates @ Cubgers

work sucks. just wanna drink and watch ball

>>149157663
Oh the pitcher, yea he will be ended if he puts on a dodgers uniform that much is true.

>>149157651
where is nu tho

>>149157538
Biggest feud is between the Hanshin Tigers & the Yomiuri Giants. Giants are the winningest team in the NPB at 22 Championships but haven't won since 2012. Tigers have 2 but their most recent win was 2023. Their feud is so big it's been depicted in many anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPBzqtuqEzE

>>149157538
>>149157768
If you're a Seattle Mariners fan, you're a Hiroshima Carp fan

>>149157848
Was that Ichiro’s team?

>>149157768
comfy

>>149157863
He was an Orix Buffalo, the White Sox equivalent to Hanshin's Cubs.

>>149157912
So then why are mariners fans carp fans?

For me, it's the Yokohama Baystars

>>149157848
When I was a kid I was playing in the irrigation canal behind the house while it was drained and my dog and I defeated a carp with a stick.

Yamstremzeki

>>149157951
Yams on the hill

>>149157768
CHIYO CHAN

For me, it's the Chiba Lotte Marines.

>>149157848
im a jays fan
who am i rooting for?

>>149157921
Struggling teams that were the starting bed for star players. Took the Carp 26 years to even sniff at a title, which they failed.

>>149157950
kind of a weird way to say you stabbed a fish to death with a stick like a little psychopath…

New Hanshin Tigers fan here

You fucking tigger

>>149158025
It's a pretty cool way to fish tbqh.

New Pirates fan here. Can Livvy Dunne’s bf defeat the cub?

>>149158044
"Tigger" is such a racist term. You should say "feline-American."

It’s up to recker now!

>>149158008
Welcome to the Baystars, bro

I apologize

Yoke a homo Gaystars

Enjoy Tacoma you filthy animal.

>>149158076
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm42473942

FUCK THE PADRES

LOVE THE PADRES

gm mariners nation
the depression is debilitating today.
:(

>>149158378
Go sneks

I THINK THE PADRES ARE OKAY

poodres kek

we ALL hate the dodgers.jpg

>>149158208
What are the chances he makes history and bats .400 this year? Not even a stankee fan but I love witnessing greatness.

Homemade dog

>>149158515
bvsed...

so kawaii

>>149158515
Red meat is bad for you

>>149158582
>>149158582
>>149158582
Cubs Pirates

>>149158465
Wrong thread, bro.
[spoiler] I'm in that one too[/spoiler]

>>149158515
Oki Dog looking ass

>>149158667
I actually don’t know what you’re talking about kek

>>149158515
Did you made the dogs and chili yourself?

>>149158515
Looks good ngl

>>149158465
>Friedland
est

>>149158729
Chili yes, dogs are local linguica.

>>149158060
not trying to be a hater but something about her face seems off

>>149158814
teeth too big

>>149157848
I am also a Carp fan

>>149158060
what size do you think her nipples are bros? I imagine their somewhere between pepperoni and a quarter.

>>149158847
Aura

>>149158515
do americans really?

>>149158814
Plastic Surgery has been normalized among young women sadly

>>149158796
??? He said fuck the padres (dads) and it reminded me of when vice actually published this tweet trying to take down chapo and cumtown. is there some kinda Adam thread up on /tv/ or something?

we need nu tho

>>149158888
absolutely wasted get kek kms

ITFCB

>>149158948
you’re late!

where's nu tho

>>149158979
>>149158979
>>149158979
Nu

>>149158866
Yes.