Thread 149149185

Kitties (4) vs Oilers (4) - OT

/hoc/vious: >>149148430

go go kitties

>>149149185 (OP)
>Refmonton can't win without the refs

Florida PP in the first five minutes

GIVE HIM YOUR POWER /hoc/

the nhl should rig for the american team

>>149149200
Needs more ketchup

my rat is winning in OT :)

Draisaitl OT winner

we smoking that oilers pack nigga

>>149147460
we're all in here

Welp, that was fast.

>>149149200
where's the mustard?

>>149149200
Could you imagine a dog in that scenario?

>>149149219
/hoc/ is a mustard general

Blow the whistle ya retard

the luck

>>149149234
Nope

Huomenta but the opposite

Bob earning his pay.

I CAN'T SCORE
>I CAN'T SCORE
I CAN'T SCORE
>I CAN'T SCORE
I CAN'T SCORE
>I CAN'T SCORE
I CAN'T SCORE
>I CAN'T SCORE
I CAN'T SCORE
>I CAN'T SCORE
I CAN'T SCORE
>I CAN'T SCORE

BOBROVSKY YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON!

>>149149241
>what is training

That's goalie interference fucking refs

>>149149268
Sad

Kot

Bob knows he'll be sent to Siberia if he loses

Well, this is over. Going to bed.

Cats are the bad guys, right?

>>149149289
So Vancouver

cat sex

>>149149289
*Ukraine

>>149149302
Yes, but in hokey you generally support the bad guys

>>149149295
But it's morning in Sweden

>>149147460
>>149147460
real new
real new

>>149147460
>>149147460
>>149147460

Ice looks like absolute shit and the puck is bouncing all over the place.

>>149149289
*Serbia

>>149149321
>>149149325
fuck off

>>149149331
So Minnesota

Wtf is this. They are just slapping slop shots. Don’t they ever run plays?

AHHHHHH HOLY FUCK

>>149149371
Ice is too fucked for that shit.

i don't know how you guys do this. if i gave a fuck about either of these teams i'd be shitting and vomiting at the same time

>>149149411
Do call a commercial and bring out the zambonis.

>>149149227
>>149149227
>>149149227
CALLED IT
A
L
L
E
D

I
T

Iran wins

FUCK YOU TEL AVIV PANTHERS

I told /hoc/ My Leon Draisaitl would be the one to watch

>>149149185 (OP)
The final solution scores again!!!!

Pantherbros we got too cocky

>>149149439
Zamboni drivers are a few brews deep after the second intermission.

31 years

The ice was so bad in OT. The puck was bouncing all over the place like road hockey with a tennis ball.

>>149149232
Is that Kane and Nurse?

>>149149628
Third world conditions tbhfam

>>149149591
Who cares Canada has 30 more cups than.the US

>>149149628
Why can’t Americans into Air Conditioning? Were all the HVAC guys on the amarant job third worlders? You’d think they would’ve perfected it if they invented it

>>149149200
Based and catpilled

What happened to all the non Florida fans saying it was so over for My Edmonton Oilers? It’s only over for your team :)))

>>149149720
Retarded syrup chugger

>>149149720
>>149149845
Do they keep all the mutts inside at gunpoint so they can't open the doors?

Dylan’s stars would have raped these teams.
Respectfully

>it was 3-0
>lose an absolutely pivotal game 4
KWABOTY contender

>3-0 lead
>get scored on 5 times
What is the locker room like right now?

>dylan
KWAB

mitchell won.

>yeah we're uhh.. really happy to get it done tonight
>thankfully we got some good bounces at the end there and uhh
>now its time for a plane ride back home uhh and i'll be in the trap chamber mr katz made for me on the uhh plane
>lookin' forward to it, former coach woodcroft text me about 10 or so links earlier and uhh im gonna check'em out

Thank you for your time Connor

No matter what happens in the finals, I think all of /hoc/ can join me in saying that we love Gary

>>149149720
Florida does it intentionally to fuck with teams that are used to good ice. It doesn't matter if you're skating in slush when your gameplan doesn't involve the puck

Back off, I'll take you on
/hoc/strong to take on anyone

>>149150151
Gary was rushed to the bunker after the first F-15 left Israeli airspace.

>>149150140
cut him some slack, he just wants to get to his hotel room and beat off to his trap doujins

>>149150151
i like gary he gave my city a team AND raped biz

no but real talk how did gary know to go to game 3 before the war broke out instead of waiting for game 4 when the missiles were dropping?

3 goals up is a pretty big lead if I’m being honest

>>149150169
It's the most dangerous lead in hockey

First team to #standwithisreal wins the cup right Gary?

>>149150169
That’s just motivation for my Edmonton Oilers because the other team tired themselves out already :)))

>Gary LOATHES the Oilers, he's done everything to keep us down.
>Case in point, we were bad for TEN WHOLE YEARS
>Ignore the fact outside of this 10 year stretch where we were intentionally tanking for draft position we only missed the playoffs like 6 times, a significant chunk of which included two of the best players to get play the game

Good warm up for the real series tomorrow

>>149150204
Cry

I just think a game 7 OT would be kino

Why can't the NHL just relocate the hurricanes to Atlanta?

>>149150217
what ever happened after that

>>149150225
It will be gay

>>149150228
too many urkels in your city
that's why you're winslow

>>149150160
Kek

>>149150228
Because they are going back to Hartford where they belong

>>149150204
He doesn't hate Canada, he just likes that Gary belt money.

Oilers are nothing but an antisemitic street gang

>>149150242
have you tried purple urkle? it's the bomb

>>149150246
Hartford has
-no arena
-no TV deal
-terrible range for fans
-bleeds into rangers/islanders/bruins territory

what will trb write
bud1's what he writes
what does his wall say
trb is gay

on the stud
on the stuuuuud
buuuuud1
buuuuud1
https://youtu.be/aWmkuH1k7uA

>>149150256
no, i'll have to ask my butt tender

>>149150259
>everyone is gay
cope i'm not

>>149150240
If McMeme went end to end it would be a historic moment

>>149150261
budtender*
sorry, i was using speech to text >_>

>>149150251
MY San Jose Sharkies :) should be prime Garybait but he just let them wallow in mediocrity then explode.
Guess they aren't Sunbelt enough for the Gary Club...

>>149150265
i'm not either. kurt was seriously mentally ill but he could still throw a decent song together

>>149150280
true

>>149150280
I got another confession to make
I killed Kurt

kurt killed kurt
bret screwed bret
simple as

>>149150280
>he could still throw a decent song together
>implying he was the main song-writer
RETARD
E
T
A
R
D

>>149150258
Out of curiosity I checked what is left, seems like only Houston at 2m. The other options were Milwaukee and Portland which I think are too small. Im thinking Mexico City.

>>149150288
one time i trolled this dude at the bar and told him courtney wrote most of the songs and he fucking chimped out KEK

jews lost today

>>149150289
Saskatoon
Halifax
Omaha

>>149150284
there goes my hero...
watch him as he 1s

>>149150261
>my butt tender

>>149150298
bud's your hero?
he's always been like a brother to me
i can see us sitting on bean bag chairs in the basement playing wwf no mercy or wayne gretzkys 3d hockey

>>149150297
All below 500k people. Maybe Oklahoma city but it's 1/3 Houston and 1/30 Mexico city at 700k. Same with Indianapolis.

>>149150294
She wrote the last one, it was quite a....banger.

>>149150329
Ha!

just woke up
what's the vibe?

>>149150329
dude -__-

Game 1: Kino
Game 2: Kino
Game 3: Lame and gay blowout
Game 4: Kino
Game 5: Kino
Game 6: Lame and gay blowout

If the Oilers can win two more games they will win the cup

>>149150336
morning...we're a bit bitter. the bad guys won. now theyve got the home ice advantage back. but thats how she fuckin goes bud

>>149150209
why did the abbotsford canucks change their goal song?
holiday is perfect

630CHEDCHADS WE BRING YOU YOUR OVERTIME OPENLINE

I still can’t believe Gary called into 630 ched lmao

>>149150351
It's 880 ched now, bitch

we're all in here btw
>>149146593
>>149146593
>>149146593

>>149150276
The Sharks had a decade of being a cup contender and continually choked. It's not anyone's fault but their own the whole league has abandoned the team

At least Draisaitl And Podgnrjejficekemdkgwhatever scored desu
I had them as picks on my tims hockey challenge

>>149150344
I hear ya bud

>>149150363
aged like milk in the florida sun

>>149150276
>>149150365
we should've streamed more

>>149150361
Nah I’m all good on that. For me personally it’s 630 ched. Always has been always will.

Hockey will be over for the summer soon and I'll have to watch baseball and tennis ;_;

amerizoomer buds... whatever happens do NOT get drafted. cut off a toe if need be. stay out of the possible war

>>149150381
the dark ages and it's hot as fuck >:(

>>149150381
tennis has wimbledon as soon as the season ends and nothing much else until the us open. it's a more niche alternative to baseball

business idea: professional summer curling

>>149150393
there's the calgary challenger in october

>>149150401
wait no the us open is before october
oopsie daisy

Cheatmonton cheaters

>>149150351
I listened to the first 3 calls but it was a little drunken cringe. Sorry I missed that though.

>>149150415
kek not like it matters (this post was banter and not intended to be mean-spirited)

>>149150416
you're a faggot
kiwis are fruits

>>149150416
What's like a generic New Zealand name with vague cultural ties so I can call you that dismissively

why did florida choke so hard

>>149150427
i guess being a fruit is better than being a leaf though huh
especially if you're a vorefag

>>149150388
no one here is physically fit to serve lmao

the series is tied 2-2 and mcfaggot has barely done anything.

what's that movie where the guy moves to Canada because of the iraq war then he goes home and runs for office at the end

Why do all NHL players have the same generic looking blond wife?

>>149150441
Forrest Gump

>>149150443
show me pictures

>>149150417
That was before game 1 that he called in sorry. I just thought it was funny. I wish jack could be calling the final he’s so kind. I met him at the game once and delivered pizzas to his house in Sherwood park when I was younger

>>149150443
this, I wanna see a white boy from canada married to a southeast asian

>>149150439
I'd pass the fitness test but I'm allergic to peanuts and have asthma and I'm mentally ill
I'm disqualified desu

that little kid sitting behind the soilers bench in the soilers hat and shirt saw the one of the best games of the playoffs in recent memory.

what are /hoc/'s thoughts on the Waliban?

>>149150449
i don't

>>149150457
He seems like a steal for a 32 overall pick

>>149150443
not brendan liepsic thoughbeit

>>149150449
>southeast asian
omg what if jelly is a secret puckbunny

>>149150455
>one of the best games of the playoffs in recent memory.
I can guarantee you wouldn't be saying this if Edmonton lost.

>>149150447
Google any player's wife and you'll get some boring blond woman.

does connor whip himself Infront of flashing lights while listening to loud music like Afflek in the Accountant movie?

>>149150458
why not? small brown asian women make surprisingly good wives. she'll abuse tf out of you but the house will be clean, the food good, and the sex great

>>149150443
skinner has a brunette wife with a panface but is somehow still hot

>>149150461
Is he married?

>>149150466
blonde hair will always feel better in the hand

>>149150450
>I'm allergic to peanuts
KWAB
>>149150473
no he's ugly as sin and had no room to talk about pearson's fat wife

>>149150478
What a cutie. The girl's okay too i guess

>>149150475
and in the mouth..

>>149150482
he looks like he has fas

>>149150466
i think when cale makar presented him with the norris she was just some brunette woman.

>>149150478
obviously it won't be 100% blonds but you'd think some would marry a tit-cow or some thicc queen.

>>149150484
Post girls you’ve had sex with

>>149150500
thicc is just a code word for fat desu

>>149150475
I don't know what that means.

>>149150416
This

>>149150507
She died of liver cancer a couple years ago

>>149150513
rip my mom's on her way out too :(

SKINNNNNNNERRRRRRRR

>>149150504
nah it's like someone like this. Just a bit of meat so they don't look like a sticc.

Panthers really blew a 3-goal lead, huh? Must've been part of the script...

>>149150527
>a bit

cale makars wife is fairly average looking.

>>149150539
my face

I love Perry so much

>>149150538
that's literally all players' wives. Generic average women.

yeah hockey players don't marry enough bimbos anymore

Dude, where's Makar?

>>149150548
i aspire to be as OP as he is at 40

>tkachuk finally wakes up
>the panthers lose anyways
Sad

>>149150527
absolutely fucking disgusting

>>149150527
imagine the gastric bypass bills

>>149150579
>finally wakes up
...do you watch games?

>>149150582
Yeah

>>149150259
in the sun, in the sun the cup is won
in the sun, in the sun
gaaaaaryyyyyyyyy
gaaaaaaryyyyyyyyyy

>pp babby scores on pp
>"""wakes up"""

Imagine they start skinner next game lmao

>>149150538
loves cute normal girls and victory pizza what else could a man need

>>149150555
good modest country boys

>>149150603
You already know this movie. They start Pikard and win game 5. They then get BTFO on game 6 and go back to Skinner for game 7.

Two curses broken in a single year?
>1932
>1993

let's see finlands stanley cup

>>149150640
kys

>>149150667
This is the trouble with you Fins. You cannot take a Jokerit.

rempe offersheet

>>149150672
>fin
I ain’t a fucking fish

only 2-3 hokkei games left this season

>>149150689
thank gary it's almost over

nah you are

>>149150675
10x8

OILERS IN 6

>>149150640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCTHn_ZVwBk

>>149150712
cope they'll start skinner again and lose

are you mutts gonna flap those ginormous lips and lose again or wha

>>149150682
And you sure aren't a Swedish berry.

is the game shrinking or growing now

wasn't watching, how was the game? was it:
-good
-bad
-gary

>>149150733
weird thing to say

>>149150733
That’s a good thing
Finland kept getting exploited under Swedish rule, the Russians liberated us

>>149150765
shrinking under the fake mask of growing via ""expansion"" which is just gary knowing he is going to die soon so he's inflicting as much damage as possible (his directives and agendas) which are inherently extremely toxic for the league and the fans. the only ones who have anything to gain from this is gary and his band of faggots that work under him and the team owners

ill never forget what happened tonight. the first period of the game was over and during the intermission, elliotte jewish went on this long spiel about how the soilers had their chins down on the bench, completely defeated and already given up, going on and on as if he was some sort of former professional player who has ever been in that situation before, and then the very next period the soilers rally and score 3. i already didnt respect the mans takes before, but he might be an ever bigger retard than hrudy now.

>>149150793
vpn off retard

>>149150503
Be honest. This is anonymous after all, whats your bodycount?

mine is 11

>>149150775
10/10 good 8/10 gary

>>149150819
5 thousand

What would be an appropriate prize for the /hoc/ Fantasy League?
I'd commission a small trophy but I don't know how many posters would be willing to give their address if they win :x

>>149150819
a little over 7 years until wizardry

>>149150819
Animefags dont have sex or they wouldn’t jerk off to cartoons

It’s that simple

>>149150858
sports?

McCuck has scored HOW MANY goals this final series?

>>149150819
1 year and 11 months from wizardry

only a UN resolution can stop Gary now

lol

What else would go with an item enjoyer build?

>>149150931
that game sucks

>>149150900
>it was 3-0

>>149150898
i don't think gary's tribe cares about those anymore

>>149150869
sheeeeeeeeeeeeiit get on it anon
vagina feels nice on your penus

>>149150858
Have you ever had a girlfriend? If so did you ever jerk off while you were with her?

There's your answer. Your logic is retarded.

>so yea they're boys but they look like girls
>and what makes it so cool is that when you gaze at the penis you realize that its actually feminine so the boys are actually girls all along
>and when you realize they're girls its not gay at all to fap to them, isn't that crazy?

The panthers need to avoid overtime like the plague. They only got luckily game 2. Just rape the oilers in regulation .

>>149151035
yeah I'm thinking it's bed time

>>149150972
im a most peculiar man

>>149151126
based short-stack lover.

quit acting like a fucking monkey

>>149150868
>McCuck has scored HOW MANY goals this final series?

>>149150819
only 7 kwab

>>149150868
>>149151218

Whats Gary trying to accomplish here?

>>149151320
>please mrs. taylor, please keep coming to nhl games so we can tap into the swifty market

>>149151320
she's trying to negotiate for crosby's seed

>>149151320
bruh imagine bein that nigga fr. walk up to any bitch or nigga n be like "sup foo. im wayne gretzky"

every bud1's gone surfin'
surfin' B U D
yeah every bud1's gone surfin'
surfin' B U D

>>149151320
He wants to turn the Panthers into the Chiefs of the NHL

tell the janny we're surfin'
surfin' B U D

>>149151313
>if the penis can't fit through this gauge width its officially deemed not feminine

getting literally btfo by this random pack of mobs KEK. i killed the last boss in a single try but have been on these faggots for a half hour omg bros

>>149151469
>pack of mobs
is that what they call them nowadays?

>>149151480
always have.

I feel bad for Skinner he didn't even play bad

>>149151509
he's a gorillionaire so who cares

>>149151522
shut up commie

>>149151509
5 on 3, powerplay, breakaway and it's 0-3. he didn't deserve it but knoblauch needed a reset pull. perry apparently said a word for him during his speech

>>149151509
bad rebound to give up on the second

check out the video of hellebuyck winning the hart for some comfy kino

>>149151523
retard

>>149151543
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>149151541
Does McDavid usually play on the PK?

Boom pow wow. Kaching bow.

>This is the guy who won the selke

KWAB

>>149151797
You don't often see a goaltender get beat without traffic when the shooter's stick is literally 10 feet up in the air and 90° to the ice

fuck bibi and fuck the fucking panthers

>>149151937
do (((they))) send jeets to swedeland ever? or is it just arabs

>>149151937
Do grenade attacks still happen a lot in Sweden

>>149151601
Recently but not always

>>149151797
get memed on

>>149152050
can't believe yzerman paid to get rid of this guy

>>149152050
this was during kidz nite so the building went crazy when he did that

>>149152060
Trust the plan

>>149151959
plenty of jeets nowadays

>>149151989
think its mostly shootings

Skinner is ass, hopefully they don't play him again in this series.

>The Marner-Leafs relationship is ‘frosty’ right now, with neither side trying to do the other any favours
Marnerjeet bros... is it over for us?

>>149152221
He's a ranger now

>>149152221
>>149152286
nope he is going to the flames

Why do the oilers have to drag this out?

>>149152383
the refs are dragging this out. Oilers win in 5 without gary's shenanigans

>>149152383
They were too used to playing on ice and not slush

By 32 Brodeur already had 3 cups and made 4 finals

>>149152485
Yeah? Well I'm 32 years old and I'm an obese alcoholic.

>>149152512
You're going to have to work a bit harder to win the Keith Tkachuk award

So the final solution did it AGAIN

>>149152626
die ubermensch

the oilers just have to lose
they must lose they can't win
surely it can't be meant that the oilers win a cup

I don't think it's fair that other teams can make trades while the final is going on. Kreider is the type of guy that the Oilers could have targeted in the off season.

one last time

this is real

>>149152891
>your pov when you are inside a basketball and are about to get cummed on

>>149152903
we're living in meme times

McDavid's leadership won the Oilers the game. Between periods he told them to dig in and they did

reminder

>>149153009
Corey Perry was the one to tell them to dig the fuck in this time

>>149153021
cope vancouver cuck fan good luck with filip "CTE" cyhtil

Pink pony club

panturds are the pink PHONY club lmao

FALLEN LAFFS, FALLEN LAFFS, FALLEN LAFFS ON THE GROUND

Gary doing everything in his power to makes this finals as entertaining as possible to take advantage of NBAs abysmal ratings and delivering.
Gary-sama I kneel

>>149153115
wats wrong with the nba ploffs?

Might take a big marner soon

This Corey Perry kid is playing his heart out in the playoffs, is he an up-and-coming talent?

oh my
oh. my.

>>149153148
he is 400 years old my son

>>149153135
Nothing in particular, casuals just don’t want to watch Indiana and OKC

>>149153151
Gary wants to sell more tickets. Don't be fooled my friend.

Chappell Roan looks like she smells like rotten milk. Why is the world trying to trick me into thinking that this mid woman is the hottest girl on the planet?

>>149153213
I lost all interest in her when I found out she was a lesbian desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r2QZFG26bE
Never forget the greatest natty hatty of all time

>>149153154
Just a fuckin' kid..

Now Sabrina carpenter, there’s a pop star

Realistically, can the cats pull off two wins at Edmonton? I’d be shocked if they can win one, it looked like they were throwing the game after the 1st

>>149153289
Now that Captain Pickard is in the pipes the kitties have no recourse

would you fuck bedard if you had to? if you absolutely had to?

And the finnish will do nothing about it

>>149153314
Picard got insanely lucky last night. Not saying he wasn’t locked in but there were some shots that absolutely should’ve ended it. As Paul Maurice says , puck went there way.

>>149153345
cope

>>149153345
funny how maurice didn't mention that the refs went their way after seeing that obvious hitting from behind/boarding/charging non call against bouchard

>>149153365
>>149153368
that game winner was an absolute meme goal and you guys know it.

>>149153403
puck don't lie

>>149153403
more cope?
from that flag?
after that loss?

love to see it

2 more wins

>more cope?
>from that flag?
>after that loss?

>love to see it

>>149153520
now youre seething too?
what a great day

>>149153345
>As Paul Maurice says, "gluck gluck gluck, I'm a huge faggot in love with the sound of my voice"

he didn't really say that, did he?

>>149153587
yes then he wanked off about cup touching

yeah starting to think my penguins didn't make the playoffs
haven't seen them in months

>>149153587
He said it during the Leafs and Canes series. I don’t think he said it last night but I was paraphrasing.

>>149150381
What about the CFL?

>>149153620
als/redblacks cé soir, mon cher

>>149153438
Have you forgot we want nothing to do with you retards? This is your loss too bud

>>149153620
im waiting for waders27 to upload last night's game
no spoilers, pls

>>149153639
that is nice
keep it too yourself

>>149153654
Thanks, we’ll keep the cup to our Albertan selves.

I'd put Skinner in net next game if I was the Oilers. After leaving him out to dry in the first the boys will be motivated to make it up to him.

>>149153648
Imagine the BPD

>it was 3-0
>a comeback like this hasn't happened since 1919
Where were YOU when the kitties lost any chance to win the Cup this year?

>>149153712
typical calgary cuck

>>149153648
do you have one of pettersdaughter?

>>149153769
Don't forget Canada turning on TGO for some reason, they want every excuse to dethrone the king

>>149153769
Mcdavid Derangement Syndrome

>>149153803
>for no reason
Hes a chud

>>149153769
he was really good in edmonton
kinda shit in florida
draisaitl is the soilers frontrunner for the conn smythe

>>149153803
Who is TGO

>>149153769
>>149153848
i wonder if that ekblad hit hurt him
he looked slow in games 3 & 4

>>149153323
Id fill that bussy up no cap

>>149153860
you would fill it up with your semen? from your penis?

You guys should watch women's sports

>>149153769
>Oilers get secondary scoring
>Why is McDavid so useless?

>>149153940
you point?

>>149153979
You're a effeminate fag

>>149153939
i think women's volleyball is the best women's sport to watch

>>149153939
I play for the Frost :)

>>149154042
WHOA
easy there, it's june for harvey milk's sake!

Thank god it’s Friday

>>149154042
turn your monitor on

>>149154050
Congrats on winning the title. Series was fantastic

That was one of the best games I watched since the Leafs were up 3-0.

>>149153939
lame. who subsidizes their 'league' anyway?

florida frauds

That’s just the thing about my Edmonton Oilers, they’re just more entertaining than your team too

>>149154169
you sound problematic btw

>>149154160
I had a ton of fun. Unfortunately now I’m sleepy at work

>>149154187
Shut the fuck up mitchell

women's sports only work when the gear shows off the female form
volleyball obviously
softball shows off their fat asses if you're into steatopygia
hockey won't work, they're all pillowed up, and they're still wearing fucking cages like bantam b teams, which is the level of play they're at anyway

>>149154242
>softball shows off their fat asses if you're into steatopygia
You can see their snatches too but you're gay so you wouldn't notice

>>149154242
>>149154281
Creeps

>>149154151
Thanks :D

Pickard better start in game 5

>>149154328
at least he isnt a sicko watching gymnastics

i can see the puck. usually really well desu

you lying sack of shit

>>149153939
I find something so very funny about how every sports channel on youtube feels morally obligated to make videos about the WNBA or females in MMA or shit like that and they always get a tenth of the views their regular videos pull in

reminder that if the panthers win the cup then maurice isn't allowed to touch it because that's something only players do

I will now say the N-word, so please stand by as I do so.

>>149154603
Don't do it

https://youtu.be/s6zAsJ0dhkY

https://youtu.be/L6aZbQolfKc

>>149154242
Don't forget tennis
>women in skirts grunting and screaming every time they hit the ball
Divine.

>>149154435
You must eat a lot of carrots

>>149154242
Hockey has plenty of titilation for smarty pants guys

>>149154242
>doesn't want to watch women iceboxing
Pansy

Oilers have the momentum now

>>149154603
coward

Now Kanye needs to attend a hockey game

This series better go 7 games. I don’t want the series to end on a Tuesday

there's no (0) games tonight
how does that make you feel?

>>149154874
i have bad news for you, anon
>A Prophecy of Elder Theodoros Agiofarangitis from Crete (2016): "Guys, you will be drinking your coffee and you will hear that the Jews attacked the nuclear program of Persia (Iran). That's when events of greater magnitude will begin. And at the same time, or a little earlier, Erdogan will fall. These will be the signs of the big events to come, so you understand that they are near, at the door.

>>149153939
>>149154049
Womens Volleyball and Softball are very watchable sports

>>149154050
i hope you really do. congrats on the win, but there is no way a woman is on this board

Psycho bud1
Qu'est-ce que trb?
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa

>>149155035
So will I still have to hold a job? I dream of living in my cozy micronation that reflects my ideals

>>149155094
mountain dew marlboros and masturbation

>>149155094
pic related will be your micronation, im afraid

>>149154855
nothing pisses me off more when I'm in my depression hours and want to listen to Never See Me Again and every upload is the fancy elaborate one with the orchestra and backing vocals that completely misses the point and not the shitty lo-fi demo where he's clearly alone in the studio

Series goes to 7 games and Oilers win in Edmonton for McJesus feel-good cup hoisting moment.

>>149155283
Gary’s interns deserve LinkedIn recommendations for scripts so kino

>>149155321
Piss off intern

>>149153769
mcdavid played great last night despite not showing up much on the score sheet
only a seething retard would argue otherwise

>>149153151
It's a psychological injury under Paul Maurice's system. The Panthers won't recover. Congrats Oilers. I'm leaving for the summer.

>>149155345
He played well. But be honest, McDavid is no Crosby.

>Hart said in the witness box that he asked E.M., “‘Can I have a blowie?’” (slang for blowjob), but no one else testified to that. Even if the judge finds that he did ask her, that’s not consent, Donkers argues.

>“Hart had the power in that situation, and she had none.”

So to these “people” consent is a myth then. Even if you gain consent you didn’t actually because..reasons

>>149155363
on one hand I don't want to deal with retarded leafs thinking their eternal torment is over just because they broke the 93 curse but on the other if it is that means we can move on to far more pinpoint, painful dismantling of leafs by picking at every single team individually. especially toronto
>1967

How can we make hockey less popular? I'm seeing a trend and I don't like it

Why would we want to make hockey less popular?

>>149155389
crosby had 1 goal that scf
he was invisible

>>149155672
To kill sun belt hockey and get rid of shit like DJ Khaled, Swift and rap music

>>149155721
Based

i love hockey no matter what
even if the league has gone soft and dj khaled performs in the sunbelt,
who knows what comes next

>>149153769
Mcdavid has been locked down by Barkov and even Barkov has been silent. I wonder if we had forums back in the 80’s how retards reacted when Gretzky lost his first cup finals. Would’ve been fun times.

Hopefully we'll see the sharks go bankrupt soon

>>149153939
I like watching girls play better because they are cute DESU

>>149155884
Why the sharks specifically?

cope I'm in the clock right now

>>149155925
I dont believe it

>only one night off
gary is a benevolent god

Unlike the Oilers blown 3-0 lead in 2006, this one didn’t require a goalie to get murdered

>>149155593
if you look at the bright side from your pov, hockey will never get any more popular than this

>>149156019
Why are players so mean to the tendies :(

>>149155593
Florida fans will forget this stretch because the moment they suck, fans check out.

Is the lady that paints herself silver famous in Edmonton or something? I swear to god I’ve seen at every of the watch party shots.

>>149155990
>Panthers get two days traveling home
>Oilers get one day

>>149156067
she's a super fan
you wouldn't understand, sunbelter

>>149156033
Probably true, outdoor skating is dying because good ice is become less common all over the world

nobody knew who i was until i covered my fat body in silver paint and decorations

That’s it. I’m starting my New Year’s resolution tomorrow. For real this time.

>>149156084
Also had two days between home games in Florida. And 2 days when it goes back.

>>149156101
that and "growing the game" simply does not work in hockey.
they can try and get all the popular artists or whatever celebrities to make an appearance, shill it on social media like tiktok etc. but everyone will forget about it the next day.
i think one has to have some kind of autism to genuinely enjoy hockey desu

>>149156092
your a super fag

>>149156192
Gary needs to make it less obvious

i hope for a game 7, would be peak, so peak

Think before you speak

>>149156262
They can't handle the spicy Latinx south Florida banter

I just woke up and remembered it was 3-0

Good guys won last night

>>149156262
I can guarantee you xir is exaggerating.

>>149156300
>Latinx
kys, even ironically using that.

CHEERS TO THE FREAK-END WEEK-END

>>149156262
This is why Gary growing the game needs to come to an end. It’s a game based on mutual respect and sportsmanship, same goes for the fans. 3rd worlders don’t understand the nuances of a white mans sport, they only understand violence

Big rain in Edmonton rn. Hopefully all the arsonists fuck off for a while

>>149155672
To return to 20 or 24 teams

>>149156417
It's actually sovl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVsKmNjzu7Q

This of them dudes who've never left /sp/ >>149156372
Bless him Jesus and protect him O Lord

Happy Camp Crystal Lake Massacre Memorial Day, lads

>punch and pie

>>149156423
Flames fags OUT

>>149156372
oof
cubano chud alert

>>149156473
>2010 was almost 20 years ago

>>149156519
there is not a single Hispanic person who uses Latinx. You’d have to be a turbo fag to unironically use it

>>149156573
All hispanics are turbo fags though

super awesome Finals Series so far, Gary
>thank you so much

>>149156573
Latinx is a much more inclusive word so I prefer using it.

>>149156573
>>149156619
the spics dont even have an X sound in their language and they rejected latinx

Latine is the new preferred nomenclature dude

>>149156641
>Latine
why? that sounds like latrine. wasn't it always latino/latina?

>>149156573
the only time my mexican friend actually gets pissed at me is whenever I call them latinx

>>149156573
i do

>>149156641
Wow someone should tell Extremadura

My Turkeys banned the letters X and Q because they were too Kurdish

>oilers win
>americans refuses to talk about hockey the next day
pottery

>they were just pretending to be retarded
cope

I pretend to be retarded often

I am retarded

True North Strong and RENT FREE in Americans heads :)

what is there to talk about, the game was kind of ass

>americans coping, seething, and dilating but not having sex
Hate to see it

>>149156947
>9 goals
>20 second remaining nailbiting tying goal for OT
>ass game
uh huh

>>149156914
>>149156866
>>149156799
what is there to talk about
there was no way the panthers were going to win that game EVER

>>149156966
the first two periods were pure refpuck for both teams
it was manufactured hype

I think I have a head cold

>>149156995
this, most goals from PP. very definition of a slurper

>>149156995
why do you expect anything different in this era of hockey

4chan's influence on producing contrarians has been a disaster for conversation on the internet

>>149157041
>most goals from PP
>3/9
>most
retard

bud1

>>149156573
Go back

Like leaving the homophobic shit out of it, Provorov does not move me at all. I like Gavrikov though. Drury recognized that Lindgren and Trouba needed to be shuffled out and the d needed to be refreshed but I think he’s not really fixed anything or on the path to

new
>>149157087

>>149156518
Kek I didn’t even think of that. Hopefully this puts a damper on their bubblin

>>149156619
youre a fucking faggot