Somewhere, Bettman is malding

News: Oilers come back down 3-0, tie series thanks to Draisaitl's 4th overtime goal in the playoffs

fuck gary

Imagine being mitchell with months of chest-puffing, “Death to trb,” “Down with the Great Satan,” all that noise, and then tbg pulls up and slaps you around like it’s nothing.

>>149157115
Many such cases

>he still believes mitchell posts here

>>149157133
Sup Mitchell?

>>149157137
that isnt me you desperate retard

>>149157115
>>149157123
>>149157137
bud1

>>149157152
You lost tbg won. I literally took the day off just to laugh at you.

>>149157128
hes crying because he knows that comb-over is going to be even more of a struggle

>break up with gf
>fuckitatleastitshockeynight.jpg
>panthers choke on a fat cock
>some greasy incel autist in manitoba screenshots you and makes fun of you on 4chins

>>149157133
Yes you still see "my edmonton oilers" being forced

>>149157161
is it true?

2 Edmonton goals last night were scored without any McDrai involvement.

>>149157179
Bud lost and is a lolcow so no

>>149157179
it's real

>>149157163
you are a fucking schizo retard

>>149157174
tabernack! that's just what you get, eh?

how many weeks until game 5?

xhe rb b'bubblin'

>>149157177
>there is only one person on the planet capable of cheering for the oilers
retard

>>149157192
>92
KWAB

>>149157199
stfu Mitchell you doxxed yourself were laughing at you collectively

>>149157200
no sacres please keep /hoc/ family friendly

>>149157205
Thankfully its tomorrow

>>149157222
no timestamp newfag

>>149157218
Theres only one person who says it like that

Mitchell is an ingrate. Go away already.

>>149157237
how would you know?

>>149157211
boiling over on the canadian vpn

bought some fish fillets at the store today and when I saw the gorton fisherman all I could think of was the jlmi poster

A B S O L U T E L Y
M
A
L
D
I
N
G

1 (NYI) Matthew Schaefer

2 (SJS) Michael Misa

3 (CHI) Anton Frondell

4 (UTA) Caleb Desnoyers

5 (NSH) Porter Matone

6 (PHI) James Hagens

7 (BOS) Brady Martin

8 (SEA) Jake O'Brien

9 (BUF) Radim Mtrka

10 (ANA) Roger McQueen

11 (PIT) Kasawn Aitcheson

12 (NYR) Jackson Smith

13 (DET) Carter Bear

14 (CBJ) Lynden Lakovic

15 (VAN) Viktor Eklund

16 (MON) Cameron Reid

17 (MON) Justin Carbonneau

18 (CGY) Braeden Cootes

19 (STL) Cole Reschny

20 (CBJ) Logan Hensler

21 (OTT) Malcom Spence

22 (PHI) Jack Nesbitt

23 (NSH) Sascha Boumedienne

24 (LAK) Blake Fiddler

25 (CHI) Daniil Prokhorov

26 (NSH) Joshua Ravensbergen

27 (WSH) Milton Gastrin

28 (WPG) Bill Zonnon

29 (CAR) Cullen Potter

30 (SJS) Henry Brzustewicz

31 (CGY) Benjamin Kindel

32 (PHI) Shane Vansaghi

>>149157261
You lost Mitchell

>>149157261
lil guy is angy his favourite team won

>I’ve been called out. quick bring up the 4 nations again

>>149157318
>is the first to bring it up
its been like 5 months

>>149157300
mitchell doesnt post on /hoc/
you doxx'd some poor unsuspecting retard

>>149157339
the series is tied buddy keep acting like it’s an accomplishment to win one game in overtime.

4 nash?

want to go out and get some stuff but stuck at home waiting for laundry to be done

Why is there a bunch of videos of black people beating up oilers fans?

it's now a best-of-3, for those keeping tabs

>>149157361
>when we lose it's a tie
your brain on burrito fumes

>the series is tied

Whenever I read plebbit comments I spiritually relate so much to the grinch. I just hate those fat fedora tipping pseuds so much bros.

>>149157284

>>149157399
>>149157380
>lose the world championship
>lose world juniors
>lose stanley cup
>win gary asterik tourny

>>149157342
The Mitchell posts are too consistent to be a LARP. There's a clear posting style that tracks even when they aren't explicitly Mitchposting.

harry kane and taylor swift are panturds fans... no wonder all the numales love the shitties

oh thats /pol/ schizo bullshit in /hoc/, get the fuck out

>>149157414
I usually identify with the commenters and put myself in their shoes

>>149157427
>>149157431
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>149157362
That tournament was unbelievably kino. I preferred it to playoffs

my politics are simply el oh vee ee

>>149157449
Why would you ever want to put yourself into the extra wide orthotics of a balding obese furry in a polycule? Want better for yourself anon.

Guys I’m at work, do you not understand I don’t post here during the day because I have work to do? Thanks.

>>149157427
won the most prestigious event in a decade

>>149157431
>The Mitchell posts are too consistent to be a LARP.
this is just a schizo response
no one posts with trip named mitchell
you are just playing some dumb game
>There's a clear posting style that tracks even when they aren't explicitly Mitchposting.
this is completely schizo behaviour

>>149157527
Jimmy Fallon is a fag

My S&Psies are collapsing :(

>>149157443
>current event that effects everyone
>schizo
Found the kike, go back to your redd*t hug box. faggot.

>>149157527
Tkachuk breaking his shoulder in 4 nations and (possibly) losing the cup would be pretty funny.

>>149157540
ya it's obviously xhe rb who still hasn't posted timestamp correctly

Happy fRiDaY tHe ThIrTeEnTh /HoC/

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOhHhHh

>>149157561
people want to discuss hockey, not your retarded "muh white man genocide" bullshit every day. there's 30 hugboxes for your bullshit.

fribud the 1teenth

>>149157565
sad part is this wont end for months

>>149157572
Oh fuck thanks for the heads up

where is the girl hockey player from the last thread? I was gonna ask her out

>>149157584
Months?
I'll never let you live down the fact you got worked into doxxing yourself like a dipshit.

3. Brady Martin - Center - Soo Greyhounds
Before you accuse me of recency bias, go back and track my work and comments from the year. I’ve consistently had Martin ranked high. I’m just a huge fan of the person and his game. If he were playing for a stronger team this year (no offense meant to the Greyhounds organization), he would have been receiving this kind of hype all year, not just after an incredible U18 performance. Martin is a dog on a bone. He’s just so competitive. He’s going to be a fan favourite, a locker room favourite, a coaches favourite, and someone who helps you win playoff games. His skill level is being criminally underrated by outlets that call him a third liner. The same things were said about a guy like Mike Richards back in the day. I see Martin as the new age Mike Peca and that’s worth a lot. Back to his skill level, Martin led the OHL in successfully completed dekes this year. He can beat defenders one on one and he can create extra time and space to make plays. His skating has improved by leaps and bounds in the last calendar year too. I no longer see it as an issue, even if there’s room for further improvement. People forget that Martin is a down to Earth farm boy who hasn’t truly dedicated himself to offseason training the way that others in this age group have. Once he does, expect him to get even better. Look, there are some concerns and I’d be foolish not to mention those. For one, his puck management does need to get better. He led the OHL in offensive zone turnovers and unsuccessful dekes too. But, I truly believe a lot of that comes from trying to do too much for a Greyhounds team that needed a spark. At the U18’s, he showed refinement in his game and was much more in control offensively. However, the other thing you could argue is related to that. At the U18’s, he played the wing and looked fantastic. Is he better suited to do that at the pro level, simplifying things for him? It’s possible. But this is just my type of player.

>>149157588

>>149157601
you forgot to put on your leaf vpn trb

>>149157601
t. guy who got worked into writing trb is gay on his wall
kwab

if i had access to exposed studs none of you would be safe

just sawed n words at the store :(

>>149157644
i know of a ranch where you can play

trb likes an exposed stud if you catch my drift

>>149157656
My condolences

>>149157644
unfortunately TLG is cringe and gay now so they think they have to cover them all with plates :(

god bless budmerica
land where bud won
stand beside bud
and guide bud

The only people enjoying these finals are Oilersfags, Panthersfags, and people that know nothing about hockey and haven't experienced the hellishness of interacting with either of those fanbases for any amount of time.
Whoever wins, we lose.

>>149157722
who fucking cares, the past two finals have blown out every finals since 2019.

new country just dropped
budnited states of america

Tkachuk parents with a friend last night at the Edmonton/Tel Aviv game.

It isn't just memes...

>3-0
>that finish doesn't work for me brother

PINK
PONY
CLUB

>>149157722
there's also leafs that hate the oilers but are so desperate to break the 1993 curse that they'll settle for it

Thoughts on this Panthers Miami Vice jersey concept? Need it or keep it?

>>149157756
cope

>>149157284
wheeler doesn't know shit

>>149157756
that describes nobody, retard.

>>149157761
FUCK
THAT
SHIT
WHOOP WHOOP

>>149157756
Can't imagine being that cucked.

>>149157761
/echl/

all those numales that cant see the puck thought sam bennett hitting the goal post made the series 3-1 lol

>>149157807
that would've been curtains for the final

>Your 2025 Lee Cup MVP, everyone! Give him a hand!

>>149157362
looking back 4nations was the most reddit shit imaginable

>>149157835
nice sour grapes you have trb

Going out now, want anything?

bud's back
back in the new york groove

tel aviv has to win the next two games or else we are going to see gary booed badly.

BOOOOOOOO

won in 22, 04/17
dance into the night
it's gonna be ecstasy
that day was made for me

>be one of the most successful teams in the history of the sport
>still have a persecution complex and endlessly cry

>>149157769
who the fuck knows what happens in this draft. its just smoke and smoke with more "guess we'll have to see!" while nothing really happens at all. The NHL should be begging for that possible islanders/mammoth trade happening, because it would mean people giving a shit about the draft for once.

>>149157087 (OP)

>>149157992
thoughts on your loss to bud on the chilly easter evening of 2022?

>>149157976
...this is bait right?

>>149157739
kek

>>149158022
The Oilers had one dry spot in their entire existence, they've been competitive the rest of the time.

>>149158064
>One dry spot
Anon the Oilers were garbage after the 1990 cup and they were pretty crap in the 2000's being borderline mid.

>>149158085
just like my islanders

>>149157606
I thought Martin was a winger?

>>149158069

>>149158124
Brady Martin and Porter Martone are going up because NHL general managers now want their version of Zach Hyman/Sam Bennett. They're going to look at Hagens or Desnoyers and go "well they're too small, we need grit because Florida has done so well with grit!", and they probably fail said players because hockey AHL teams are wonderful places to let players die due to meatheads still playing in the AHL.

>When/if Mitch Marner hits the open market July 1, the expectation is the Carolina Hurricanes are going to take a massive swing to try and sign him. Sources say we shouldn’t be surprised if they go above $14M on an AAV over a 7-year term. UFA market opens in 18 days.

How to beat the Florida Panthers: get softer

>>149158085
>Still made the playoffs for the majority of the 90s
>One game away from the cup in 2006 before blowing the team up
Let me fetch my violin.

>>149158334
You know why they blew up that team right? Again, please don't act like a retard because the Oilers have been borderline mid ever since that cup.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING OILER NATION

>>149158301
>refuses rantanen trade
>now i'll go

>>149158301
The softer the pussy the harder it is to cum. I think I heard that from Confucius

>>149157606
>People forget that Martin is a down to Earth farm boy
They do? I'm pretty sure that's one of the first things every prospect guy says when talking about him.
>who hasn’t truly dedicated himself to offseason training the way that others in this age group have.
That's not a plus.

>>149158301
I don't want him
I don't care if >we want him, I don't want him

>>149158359
Ok and

Your team has been mid forever lmao

the home marner advantage...
maybe my team needs this

>>149158359
Where are all the people crying and bitching about how their Red Wings suck? Or Penguins? Or Sabres? Or Blackhawks? The constant stream of anger about not being cup contenders every single year and pointing the finger at literally anything but their own ability? About how the league is literally rigged against them and that's the only reason why they blow now?

>>149158384
>I just have to take a last dump on the leafs. I have to!

>>149158427
>I don't care if >we want him, I don't want him
It's funny how this is the fan response from every team that has been floating around in signing rumors.

>>149157981
John Tavares also said his dream was to win a Stanley Cup with the Islanders

>>149158452
They never like it when I bring up that my Edmonton Oilers were/possibly still are the worst managed team in pro sports, and yet no matter how much they call us shit, their team is shittier

>>149158484
>were/possibly still are the worst managed team in pro sports
I think that title belongs to Vancouver.

mitchy mitch is gonna get richy rich

Threadly reminder that Isreal lost last night in the only place it matters
On the ice

>>149158512
I think Katz used some Jewish devil black magic to get that monkey off our back and put it on whoever loses against us. Flames and Canucks got blown the fuck up and will never recover, stars and kings are questioning their whole existence

>>149158377
Mornin

>>149158580
who?

>>149158580
Does Gary pay people like him and Tay to attend games?

>it was 3-0
>bunch of fans left building before they tied it up late

>>149158598
one of the most famous players in the most famous sport in the world.

>>149158613
>most famous sport
Bottle flipping?

>>149158580
he's a big guy

>>149158613
Calling TRB a raped bitch?

>>149158580
>Hirsute Crutch
>Furry Walking Stick
>Shaggy Wheelchair

>>149158672
now that's a sport i can get into

>>149158452
Nobody will ever bitch about the Penguins or Blackhawks being shit because they both have horrible fanbases and both need the NHL to constantly bail them out. I'd rather see Edmonton do well than see the Penguins get gifted another first overall to help them not relocate.

>>149158598
It's 'arry Kane, innit

>Yeah, I could get drafted in the 1st round but I rather play High School football

>>149157111
This

>>149158741
Kane?

>>149158769
Anders Lee did the same thing btw, even going to the same high school. Believe Pinto also was on the same boat.

>The panthers are being outscored 5 on 5, at a 4 to 1 ratio

So I think that tucks in all the muh Oilers refpuck and puts it to bed. Everyone can see the panthers are Garybabies

>>149158794
i would have sacked him so hard

>>149158769
>6'6"
>small sample size

Won't fall past the second. Be funny if the same team takes him and the chinese kid

the image that buckbroke edmonton

>>149158907
So philly

>>149158989
reminds me of that awful tragedy

>>149158989
Retarded flames fan is just one of his characters

When you are in public and see a married white couple, do you ever wonder if maybe the woman is cheating on her husband with a black guy? Apparently it’s becoming more of a thing with white women. They can’t help themselves from their natural instincts.

Black guys are more athletic, more masculine, and typically have more charisma than any of their racial peers.

Classic Israeli post

>Can confirm Mitch Marner will not be returning to Toronto. Will be playing for a new team come next season

>Marner leaving Toronto could open the door for John Tavares to return. Heading into the season the Leafs were expected to allow the veteran center to walk. With Marner leaving that mindset has changed.

>>149159153
Run it back

>>149158580
I literally have no idea who this is.
No, I'm not going to google it.

>>149159160
>all the information clearly laid out in the post
>can't put it together
No child left behind

>>149159131
Can you blame them tho? If I were a woman I would want the most alpha powerful men with the biggest dongs too

>>149159178
I don't read filenames.
Why do I know the answer to my question is in the filename? Well it's simple deduction, you are implying the information is there and the only thing I didn't analyze was the filename. Thus, the answer to literally who is quite certainly in the filename.
Still don't know who it is btw, shan't be reading the filename.

nigger rizz me daddy

>>149159205
>refuses to read filenames
phoneposters should be hung up and removed from 4chan, just like frogs and wojaks

>>149159187
>the most alpha powerful men with the biggest dongs
i was under the impression that was canadian men
wtf did /hoc/ lie to me?

did you guys have fun last night?

>>149159131
>When you are in public and see a married white couple, do you ever wonder if maybe the woman is cheating on her husband with a black guy?
Cool it with the ai-semitism.

>>149159215
>phoneposters
>Implying
It's a conscious effort. Sorry you aren't as disciplined as me.

>>149158907
>gets drafted
>gets a career ending injury playing football

flamesissys took some huge L's this week. wolf losing the calder, having to shop their number 1 dman, and now the soilers coming back from the brink. kwab lmao.

It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRLGs9h2UJs

>>149159303
I only watch THG and Pinholes Graham. If a hockey video with a clickbait titles pops up I set the channel to ignore.

>>149159303
>explained
What is in need of explaining?

>marner officially flushed

>>149159325
He actually does pretty good analyses, better than Eck or Next Man Up

>>149159153
>Toronto signing a good Canadian
My laffs will replace marner with an overrated american

>>149159413
yea he pauses and draws on the screen like a real analyst. its enough to make me think he knows what hes saying (not being sarcastic)

>>149159072

>>149158580
every single celebrity does this. no exception.
>oh my god, this is the coolest thing i have ever experienced!!
>absolutely insane!!!
>never goes to another game and forgets they were at the game a day later
tiresome, fake and incredibly gay.

IT'S UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXR_t6yYQ0

>>149159517
that matthews ended up sitting next to him is pretty funny

can someone post the cap of that kike wearing the trump israel jersey again

how do luckpuck fans reconcile the fact that their "sport" is entirely dependent on random acts of god and reffie/bettman-determined power play """"opportunities""""

>>149159153

>>149159646
I simply have my friend make a highlight reel of exclusively 5 on 5 play and watch that

A GOD DAMN HOLOCAUST IN FLORIDA

>>149159646
Im not sure how panther fans are feeling about the series

just squeezed out an atlanta thrashers

these stats are becoming increasingly retarded

>>149159626
It's literally already posted in this thread you lazy nogger

Panthers bros…. It might be over

>>149159715
shut up sven where are the swede points in this series

>>149159646
But enough about football

time for a case of Step 2s

through 4 games
seth jones 1G 1A +3
darnell nurse 1G 1A +1
steroid ekblad 1A 0A -2

>>149159722
>close game
>close game
>Panthers blow the Oilers out 6-1
>close game
The fuck are you talking about bro the series is tied

>>149159745
Nobody has ever won after blowing a 3 goal lead to go ahead 3-1 while on 2 days rest without home ice advantage. It's over :(

the oilers are leading the series 2-2

ameriland has fallen i kneel to my soon to be Edmonton overkings

>>149159745
If the panthers don’t win next game its over

remember when cantskates were posting about moneypuck saying the panturds had a 60% chance of winning yesterday. lol lmao even.

>>149159787
teach me how to skate anon

>mfw da kitties lose the gary cup

>>149159754
I think you're an idiot, but we both could be wrong...

>>149159744
>1A 0A

>>149159754
Don't you know it's just that a 3-0 lead is the most dangerous in hockey

>>149159223
I had two, they were so good

>>149159774
>Not pictured: The three Edmonton PPs and three Edmonton goals following the first period

>>149159787
Whenever something happens that has a less than 50% probability I scream at the clouds

Panthers just need to fucking draw blood. Literally just takes one guy, ONE GUY, who's not afraid to draw a penalty, to end that soft kraut poof's career.

>>149159909
I am amazed at the lack of injuries this series. I was told the kitties were le tough physical team

>>149159869
>YOU CAN'T HAVE THREE PPs ONLY WE GET THREE PPs
>YEAH SO WHAT REFFIES MISSED 4 CALLS ON FLORIDA IN THE FIRST?

>>149159909
I don't understand it, Edmonton has literally two players. If you take out even one of them then the series is yours yet the absolute biggest hit on McDavid this entire offseason was Ekblad standing him up at the blueline.

>>149159869
>89% chance of winning
>moneypuck still wrong
>retards still believe in muh corsi
lmao

>>149159948
>americhimps resorting to violence when they cant win fairly

>>149159962
Why are you singling me out when the Swede is literally saying to end Draisaitl's career?
Oh yeah, because you be seethin' about >1993 frfr ong kwab

>>149159153
Great asset management by Brad Livinginatree.

>>149160004
I dont read swedish posts

>>149159939
>Cough up the puck behind the net
>Get bonked
>Grab your head and stare at the ref instead of trying to defend like it's a regular season game with Lundell screaming down the empty slot
>"yeah but it should have been blown dead though"

>defend the net from behind after getting highsticked
yeah

>>149159962
Oh like you tried for decades (and failed) to keep le scary foreigners out of the league?

Of course this series was going to go to 7 games, it's a rerun
complete reenactment of the 2024 Stan Lee

>It should have been a penalty because it was supposed to bail out our fuck-awful depth players

>a penalty should be a penalty
yes, especially if refs are regularly calling that penalty

Guys it's only a high stick if the Oilers do it. That's just tel aviv hockey baby.

>>149160074
can you use a trip?

Daryl Katz

>da oilers be good boys that dindu nuffin, the bettman be keepin dem down an shieeeet mane, they ain't never done nuthin wrong it be erryone elses fault

>>149160036
I thought this was Stecher but fortunately ESPN showed me that it actually isn't.

>>149160117
we need money for dem programs

American vernacular

>>149159626
>>149157739

>Tel Aviv bombed
>panther posting stops
Says it all

>>149160213
Happy pride month fag

>>149160219
Shalom fellow hockey enjoyer

>>Jason wants you to have a pleasant Friday...
>>Isn't that nice?

>>149160228
Happy pride month fag

>>149160213
Cifu bros we need to rally

>>149160230
jason x was pretty goofy

>>149160230
i'm enjoying my bud1153

so aaron ekblad is pretty much never getting into the hall of fame, right? never dominated his era, never lead dmen in any statistical metric, never won a major individual trophy, caught doing steroids, less playoff points than colton parayko, bandon montour, and keith yandle despite playing in more games. the guy is the textbook definition of hall of very good player.

>>149160247
That's nice, Mitch

We win it Game 6

>>149160268
are you enjoying your bud1153 too?

>>149160213
>>Tel Aviv bombed
Based if true but doubtful since Iran has no power projection

>>149160276
nope just you schizo mitch

fucked that bettman is one of the nicer look sports jews
or maybe adam silver is so ugly he fucks with the average

>>149160331
bud1 is for every1, try and enjoy bud's victory over you

imagine siding with muslims and trannies.

>>149160276
yes, unlike the raped bitch

>>149160120

>>149160230
>muh horror movies
Grow up, you're not twelve anymore Bozo

>>149160337
He's genuinely the best commissioner in North American sports by a pretty wide margin.

>>149160344
I’m siding with the ballistic missiles

>>149160378
>3 lockouts
retard

>>149160378
Piss off intern

>>149160395
And he still cares more about the game than Goodell or Silver.

>>149160378
hi gary

>>149160416
how so?

>>149160378
He’s also the shortest commissioner by a wide margin.

>>149160337

>>149160421
>how
because goodell and silver suck even more ass than Gary does, you retarded or something buddy?

>>149160394
wonderful choice

>Gary is short and wide, like a pancake
deliscous

>>149160421
Well for one he doesn't approve literally any trade that benefits a large market team like Silver and doesn't legitimately rig the league like Goodell.

>hot, buttery Garycakes

post rare gares

>>149160360
you in sweden by way of idaho?

>trb doxxed and impersonated a random normie just so he could have someone to get sassy with because he's too afraid to engage with bud
grim

>>149160448
shortstack bettman

Kane said to media the refs are biased and not calling panthers penalties

>>149160378
sticky this

>>149160477
kwab momo of the year

>>149160487
>Kane
>>149160117

truer words have never been printed desu

Fuck Mitchell

>>149160500
He's a bankrupt wife beater so probably not the most trusted source

>>149160514
and the dumbest fag of the year award goes to trb

>>149160514
not a real person here

>>149160481
"Garycakes" imply unleavened batter, which, if I'm not mistaken, is how the Swedes like their griddlecakes
>funny

>>149160514
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>149160474
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about buddy.

>>149160529
who?

>>149160528
>>149160534
o xhe bubblin' now

>>149160528
do you have nightmares about bud's 1?

>>149160514
Mitchell got the cord seething again

>Oilers not ready to name starting goalie for Game 5 of Cup Final
get the fuck out of here
is pickard hurt or something? why on earth would skinner start after that game 3 disaster

I'm not looking forward to next game, the game after that, the offseason, or next season

>>149160566
It's a Knobhead masterclass

>>149160566
>start skinner lose
>it’s skinner’s fault
>start pickard and lose
>it’s knoblauch’s fault
Simple as

>>149160514
>sex with mitch ryan

>>149160602
scared of bud

>>149160633
who?

trb got raped by:
bud
the yzerplan
canada
a breakfast burrito
the VA

Relax lads and enjoy some garypuck

>>149160642
the guy you lost to

>>149160645
the man doesnt know when to quit

Wanting to have sex with catgirls, cowgirls etc. does that really make you a furry?

Why is /hoc/ more schizo than Joe Murphy these days?

>>149160646
>>149160646
two bong or so

>>149160652
the only thing he knows is getting raped

not sure how repeatedly harassing someone called them raped bitch is allowed here.

>>149160707
call customer service and complain

>>149160664
>Streets of northern Ontario
Fucking GRIM

>>149160707
/hoc/ tolerates bullying and hate
Everyone is welcome here

>>149160659
it makes you depraved

>>149160784
That right
It's true equity
>and who cares if you don't like irony
not /hoc, that's for sure

>>149160707
>help me janny!
kwab1
bud1

>>149160813
based. Keep up the good fight against mitch.

>>149160818
I can't do it alone, lad
>only Mitch does that

>>149160707
Unfortunately Ive heard worse here

janny busted in and said whats that noise?!
o, rapey's just jealous of the bud1 boyz!

>>149160837
well, did you manage to keep any notes or screenshots?

>schizo post 24/7
>is surprised no one new ever posts here

/hoc/ is dying.

>>149157739
I saw that shit last night and i came to talk about it.
I'll start:
what the fuck?

>>149160874
ya i agree, trb is pretty schizo
>and unfunny lads
>..[]

>>149160879
YEAH!!!

Mitch stfu already bitch

>>149158452
as a caps fan, there is no question where the problem has lied - for the last 14 years

>>149160901
what does his wall say
trb is gay

>>149160472
kevin spacey looking mf

>>149160968
except more handsome and rugged

>>149160968
Gary would never hurt young boys

>>149160707
I believe every post should be judged on their individual merits and have to say the insults not only are justified but required.

How do we get Mitch some therapy, which he badly needs
> How do we convince him to go talk to a medical professional about his violent sexual behavior and his flaming homosexuality

>>149161007
Gary has to turn the young boys away, tbpf
>he's a victim of his rugged good looks

>Mitch Vs trb

Gary plays with his balls

>>149161064
He looks like a skinny version of the kid shooting cop from die hard

And bud said: "The words of the prophets are written on the studs in walls"
In Sherwood halls

>>149161060

let's go kitties

>>149161064
He's getting to old for this shit....

>>149160871
It was so awful I didn't want to write it down but there was a lot of r words

Can we expect Swifties to start watching hockey now?

>>149161155
Swifity at birth
Hockey fan for life

>>149161112
well, there have been a lot of r-words since then and many, many more to come.. stay tuned...

>>149161155
No

>>149160874
Threads have been great during game days. The games are great but I dont care enough these teams to actually discuss the series on off days. I'm ready for free agency and get back to discussing <my team

>>149161155
We dont know if gretzky was convincing enough

>>149161164
here's two more
raped retard

>>149161155

A true patrician. Endlessly likable

>>149161235
brads a Leo guy

>>149161235
>>149161248
NL made fun of them and called them professional orcs...

WAGING IS OVER :DDDD

everybud1's workin' for the weekend

>it's almost joever

>>149161327

>>149161334
>got a call from my boss earlier saying some corporate schmuck two rungs higher on the ladder changed the schedule on them
>now instead of having monday off I have thusrday off
>which wouldn't be an issue except this means by the time I reach thursday I'll have only had two days off in 20 days
you know that feeling when it's your day off and you're still just waiting for the weekend hahahaha

My old man told me to call him in a couple of weeks 2 weeks ago. I've decided to call him on juneteenth instead of today

>>149161255
He is yes that was his answer

https://youtu.be/kGoaQFXkbLM

weekend starts now
>gogogogogogo

>>149161372
they're workin' 'gainst you just keep on keepin' on

Whoops forgot the best one

>>149161235
good retarded taste
>>149161248
bad retarded taste

>>149157656
How much was the store selling them for?

the overdrive guys said the bourne supremacy movies are their favourites

>>149161235
based

>a grown adult man named noodles

>they drove a Datsun, an automatic, the radio blaring static,
>he made a face into the light and burst out laughing at the sight.
>the hysteria ensuing would dominate the night.

>>149161445
that night was none other than the night of 04/17/22

masterbud
ya mind telling me what you'r doing on that mobility scooter

sir, finishing this 1

three-quarter bong till AHL Championship

>>149161235
All of theese films are overrated unlike Brad

blow a three goal lead in 1 period and the home crowd is completely silent, do that in toronto or montreal and the crowd would boo the home team off the ice. even the fucking randies home crowd booed their own team off the ice when they were playing like shit. panturds are the most plastic fanbase to ever exist.

draisaitl said his favourite comedy was schindlers list

>>149161490
>Dissent
They didnt want the national gaurd to show up

>>149161490
cut them some slack, they've only been lifelong fans since last june

game 5 isnt really that important because its not an elimination game

>>149161427
Love that trilogy. The Bourne Identity was one of the first DVDs I ever owned

i dont understand icing

>>149161532
it goes on top of the Cake

i don't understand the puck

>>149161532
its mob slang for killing a guy

>>149161557
it's Gary's puck

>>149161539
scared of bud

>>149161532
It's a pointless rule at this point. Could just add a big magnet in the puck to stop it in the neutral zone

I'm thinking of dropping this Fist of the North Star game and buying 7 Yakuza games instead

>>149161573
homophobia is not uncommon in this forum

>>149161582
>2025
>Buying video games
This really is a boomer gen

>>149161582
I think they made a fist of the north star game in the yakuza engine some years ago
either way don't bother there's only like three good yakuza games

>>149161582
if youve never played them i really enjoyed doing so. especially 0 and 6

just dropped in
to see what condition my condition is in

>>149161593
>>149161598
If I buy 7 of them at the same time it only works out to 9 bucks a game.

>bud enters thread
>trb gets scared

>>149161611
There are a lot of things about this fists game i like but a lot of stuff i dont. Im told this is the worst game made by the company so surely at least 1 yakuza game will be good.

Or I might buy shenmue 1 and 2 for 8 bucks instead. Its like the original yakuza or something.

>>149161495
jen

>>149161490
a bunch of them left the game after the oilers went up 4-3. cucked themselves out of the tying goal and OT

so apparently theres multiple types of icing and the nhl uses something called hybrid icing

After last night I don't think anyone doubts the Oilers can take it the series to game 6 anymore

When the team all chips in and surprises you with 3 femboys to take home for the night.

The #LetsGoPens re-signed 28 y/o UFA F Boko Imama to 1 year deal

NHL 775K
Minors 450K
Guaranteed 525K

1G in 16 NHL GP, 5P in 24 AHL GP

>>149161626
>trb shits his britches every time an islanders post is made
kwab

>>149161490
they're a bunch of retarded jews
you think they actually know whats going on?

>>149161662
My mom once made me cream cheese icing cake as a prank

>>149161683
yum

>>149161683
i dont get it. whats the prank?

>>149161701
I thought I would be getting something edible
She also gave me chocolate with hot peppers inside once too

>>149161708
Your Mom sounds hilarious

>>149161708
i mean, cream cheese frosting is a thing. they put it on cinnamon buns and its delicious. are you talking about straight cream cheese? that would be kinda weird but still pretty good probably

>>149161716
>>149161718
Do people actually like cream cheese ?
I thought everyone from me to Gary gets their bagels buttered

https://youtu.be/L6aZbQolfKc

https://youtu.be/s6zAsJ0dhkY

>>149161750
I prefer cream cheese to butter

>>149161750
I eat cream cheese, and I'm not even from Wisconsin
>don't Canadians insist on cheese curds on their poutine? people are weird all over

>>149161755
Who should win?

>>149161683
kek

>>149161781
you're terrified of bud

Reports say that Gary could be heard laughing in his box, he kept repeating the words “all according to plan”. When asked if he enjoyed the series so far all he said was “stay tuned”.
T.ESPN staffer

>>149161701
yankee would woof it down either way
so fat he doesn't get the joke kek

bad bud bad bud
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when bud comes for you

>>149161750
>>149161777
>>149161781
>>149161824
https://mongolianstore.com/product/airag-fermented-horse-milk/
Some people, lactose-intolerant people even, drink fermented mare's milk as a liquor of sorts

>>149161846
I hope his health insurance covers the fall

AHL is the last bastion of soul in Hockey.

the bud man give me no break
noel don't give me no break

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149161755
watching homestream

go Charlotte

>drinking beer watching minor league coffee alone on a Friday night
you guys aren’t doing this right?

>>149161155
we couldn't be more over her and await the command of Sabrina now. in fact it goes to show how much her rate to appear green screened at games has dropped that even Gary can afford it.

>>149161881
>coffee
FUCKING PHONE I MEANT COFFEE

Ready to Experience Abbottsford Canucks AHL Finals Hockey.
Free stream on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6aZbQolfKc

>>
>minor league coffee
/hoc/ is the pro coffee league, lad, it doesn't get any more Major than /hoc/

>>149161896
thoughts on you writing bud1 on your wall?

>Bojangles Coliseum
Is Bojangles any good?

Why is Pulju changing teams several times a year?

>>149161894
>see mid Asian girl
>get a boner
what’s the explanation for this phenomenon?

>>149161919
Boberry Biscuits are the shizznit

>>149161894
bet she gives good massages

>>149161919
They sell crinkle cut fries

>>149161924
bad luck

>The judge pointed out that court heard testimony about the complainant getting up on the bed and placing McLeod’s penis in her mouth without him actually doing anything — evidence that Donkers described as ambiguous and not an indication of consent.
>“You can’t possibly be saying that a woman who puts a man’s penis in her mouth is not communicating that she wishes to,” the Judge said in response.

>This led to a back-and-forth between the judge and Crown attorney. “That is what I’m saying,” Donkers replied. “Otherwise, there would never be a sexual assault that involves oral sex.”

>“That’s not true,” the judge shot back, saying Donkers misunderstood the point. The judge then put it in the form of a question: “If a man does nothing and a woman takes his penis and puts it in her mouth, he’s committing a sexual assault without asking her if that’s OK?”

Oh yeah Carter WILL be playing next season

>>149161894
I was in Vancouver a year ago and no exaggeration 80-85% of mixed couples I saw were wmaf. Although that's probably most major city in Canada outside of Ottawa and Montreal and maybe some parts of the prairies/Maritimes

>>149161919
probably the best fast food in terms of Southern style cuisine.

>meanwhile, in North Caroline

>>149161948
I don't care about gay court drama but every time I hear some fag on twitter post about it they're all "yikes, not a good look for carter...." and then you post an update it reads like an utter farce

>>149161925
Low self esteem and anime consumption

>>149161964
Have any /hoc/ posters from Carolina had the privilege to be “Official Cowbell Ringers”?

>>149161948
I'm thinking a Hart 1a and Skinner 1b works out next year

So should Pickard start next game ?

>>149161948
judge has already made up her mind. our boys walk free

>>149161972
Well all the arguments are wrapped so it’s done until the Judge will read her verdict on July 24th but yeah there’s zero chance anyone is convicted this was a really dumb waste of taxpayer funds

Probably gonna shave tomorrow

>scoreless draw at Bojangle's Colliseum

>>149161977
I guess the only cure is to move to Canada and score some CCPussy

>>149161995
>Bojangles collusiem

Can't be real

>>149161994
Be sure to moisturize thoroughly today and prep really well

>>149161986
100%

Theyre gay right?

>>149161964
North Carolina mentioned

>>149162012
Why is he talking to him through a social media post?

>>149162017

>>149162007
Please do NOT besmirch a Carolina delicacy.

>>149161994
I'm the same way. I hate shaving since i get razor burn

putting up a budcrow on my lawn to keep trb away from my house

these twisted liberal leaning boomers i am watching the series with won't shut up about 'gotta cheer for the good guys!' which is Edmonton yet they won't stop getting so fucking surly when i casually object to their broad swipes of all Albertans being 'the dumbest right wing nutjob losers' who the 'rest of Canada should secede from'. they angrily double down on it all night and then tell me to shut up about any implied hypocrisy when i feign exaggerated confusion and remind them 'but i thought they were the good guys?'
life on easy mode for these self proclaimed intellectuals now. you are either of two camps now it seems. Trump good or Trump bad. wasn't this stupid in 2017 or whenever. they still get their boosters too and that is in no way open for discussion.

I’m drinking beer watching minor league coffee alone on a Friday night.

schizo rant

>>149162084
what are you going to do about it? unread it?

>>149162080
how's the coffee game going?

>>149162079
I’m not familiar with Canadian culture, would Alberta be considered “da south” in terms of culture?

>most dangerous draw in NC

>>149162079
But enough about /hoc/

did you know kreider speaks 3 languages?

>>149162117
Good guy Max Sasson got the first Sip of the game before the Checkers got one. Now tied one cream each.

>>149162119
>backwards succesionest retards who live on government subsidies and believe they are culturally superior
La Belle Province

>>149162119
If you get the chance to go to the Calgary Stampede one day you should take it.

Drasitl>McDavid

>>149162007
Indeed it is

President Trump is arriving in 10 mins bros

fuck all going on tonight. don't think vidya is going to is going to fill the void of existential dread.

>>149162248
>arriving
Where? At the BoPlex?

>>149161894

>>149162226
wtf I didn’t know you guys where this cool, the fair looks tight too.

>>149162267
it's the Bolliseum, lad

>>149162299
The whole multi-venue complex is called the BoPlex.

>>149162299
raped bitch

>>149162310
She was adorable! webm please!

New
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/149162303#bottom

KWAB how embarrasing

>the city of British Columbia

SCAAAAAAAAR

NEW

>>149162333
>>149162333
>>149162333

>>149162342
This one is better.