Thread 149158979

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doggie doos

Fisher Cats

doyers

Kodai Senga WILL be ok.

dryers

Kaykees

If the Trashtros beat the Dodgers on Hololive Night, I will go away from /mlb/.

>>149159025
We think you should go away anyway

>>149159019
You think Kay is more of a ranch, bbq, or hunny mussy guy?

>>149159025
screencapped

>>149159033
This. They are the actual worst poster on this general and clearly not a baseball fan.

>>149159013
pete did it his way!

...i need it!

>>149159050
none
he hates condiments

>>149159084
this is psychotic

I remember making a thread on one of these about getting into baseball and picking up the miami marlins as my team of choice but i fell off and went back to european football. anyone care to fill me in on how the marlins are doing and what are the big narratives of the ongoing season thus far?

>>149159097
Michael Kay is psychogang

>>149159101
Marlins are ass.
Everyone else you expected to be good is good, except the Tigers who became one of the best teams in baseball.

>>149159101
they suck

>>149159073
Senga already said via interpreter that the strain happened during the run to the bag and not on the jump. Idk why that nigga can’t run to first without hurting himself.

>>149159097
Michael Kay is more autistic than you think.

Doggie Dooes

>>149159139
Kek I made that edit, yea he’s a weird guy. I was watching the game last year where he awkwardly went off about wanting to eat alone.

>>149159155
but does she have ass?

Boog is begging for food on air again...

>>149159136
>>149159129
sad to hear. at least their colours logo and stadium are cool.

We love our autistic king.

qrd on the raping blob?

>Giancarlo Stanton doesn't even act gay, why do you guys insist on calling him Faggot Mi-
...

Qrd on fat soto?

>>149159226
for me it’s over easy. is this nigga for real though??

Attaboy Reese
Attaboy Happ

>>149159268
yes
https://youtu.be/xe_YlM5dV3g?t=89

>>149159258
I look like this

Quick and Dirty MS Paint infographic for NPB for those curious from the thread prior. I won't try to make this a thing, but in case you wanted a quick guide.

>>149159013
Based FF8 Chad!

>>149159288
THE OINTMENT

>>149159025
Can’t believe I have to root for my team to lose then
I guess one loss on some weeb night isn’t that bad

>>149159199
their ownership is extremely unambitious, whenever they luck into a young exciting core they completely fail to build around them and proceed to trade their best players for scraps. farm team for the rest of the league
hard to see them ever becoming truly good until this is fixed, theyve demonstrated many times over now that they have no intention to even attempt to build a winning team even when they're gifted the pieces to do so. not a great team to follow

Skenes laboring

>>149159298
What the FUCK. I hate the Hanshin Tigers and Lions now.

>>149159288
>good luck, chunk blower
That’s the official burger of /mlb/ he’s shitting on.

>>149159339
>1 single and 1 walk
>laboring
yall gonna be REALLY fucking in trouble when >my pie rats deal this nigga to a real team. he might go 25-0 on the doyers

>>149159298
Which team is most like my beloved Angels?

>>149159375
>dodgers
>25 wins
3 quality starts then Tommy John take it or leave it

>>149159025
i'm pretty sure you wont go away even if that happens

>>149159375
He threw his most pitches in an inning in his career and seemed to lose his command

mlbwebcastbros...

>>149159382
Free Space, Buffalos, or do a reverse westaboo and follow Ohtani's old NPB Team the Fighters

>>149159408
did it died?

Skenes gonna fuck ya, cusbs!

Fenway in a couple hours. Should I go to the hall of steroids (Ortiz and manny did ‘em)

Ump in pirates cubs is absolutely fuckin the dog rn

>>149159428
Yes, take in the history. Pedro did them too for good measure.

>>149159410
>slumming it up with the white sox and the buffaloes
Fitting i guess, considering how often we've swapped players and coaches over the past three or so seasons.

cubs are fucking gay lol

>>149159485
you make it sound like that's a bad thing

Kek, it’s kinoshita!

Cubs!

>>149158990
Big doggies gotta eat

>>149159522
chat is this real?

>>149159536
Yeah happened last night.

Should I stop making Cubs gamethreads? I thought people liked them

>>149159536
if you put them in your mouth, would you be gay?

>>149159552
if there's enough people to support them then go for it

>>149159546
KEK

>>149159559
no, you're just supporting the team

>>149159552
I don't dedicated threads have been very popular this year.

Are straight people allowed to watch the Mets tonight?

>>149159552
I didn't know there was one actually. I haven't seen them for a while so just been defaulting to genny. Please keep making them.

>>149159575
sure, if you can find any straight met fans(extremely doubtful).

>>149159566
I feel like there is when they’re playing a big team with a large fanbase or Friday home games when they’re the only game on but the thread is dead. I took a break from 4chan and I think it killed the gamethread momentum tbqh I don’t really care either way I just like posting with my cubbie kun but I don’t like splitting the group

>>149159571
they should be. fucking dodgershitters spamming the thread anytime a player so much as breathes.

>>149159592
That funky Muncy

I have erotic thoughts when I watch the games sometimes.

>>149159592
Mookie Slap!

>>149159525
unfathomably based.

>san francisco giants comes to town
>instant pride night

>>149159608
based angelsfujo

>>149159608
Recker coded post

>>149159608
reckercoded

>>149159592
freddie :3

>>149159334
Oh well, I did pick them and follow them for a time so I'm stuck with them. Their story is also very similar to so many teams in eurofootball. Sad story. Any other insight into their management? Money issue, ceiling cap or just couldn't be fucking bothered plain and simple?

>>149159592
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN!

SCUBA KEK

>>149159608
Yep, I'm thinking reckercoded

>>149159608
Hi Alice.

>>149159298
This is cool, thanks. Guess I'm a Dragons fan now.

Alice in reckerland

>>149159668
Marlins have almost zero identity. Their roster is usually a rotating door of squad players and literal whos from other organizations. Nobody good stays for long on that team either

>>149159349
cubgers fuck ya!

How the fuck do i make a webm that isn't a huge filesize but doesn't look like shit?

>>149159818
WebM for retards

>>149159818
*and doesn't look like shit

Cub 'em!

>>149159818
what do you want made?

>>149159843
I'm trying to get this 20 second softball clip into a webm, but the smallest i can get the filesize is like 11 mb.

>>149159762
thinkin about this post

>>149159860
You can use ShareX for screencapping and recording. Then convert it webm or mp4 with ffmpeg. Usually 20 second clips come out around 3 MBs if compression is done properly.

That or you can take the lazy route (which I do often) and find a twitter clip, convert it to MP4, remove the audio and post it here in like 1 minute.

>>149159929
>That or you can take the lazy route (which I do often) and find a twitter clip, convert it to MP4, remove the audio and post it here in like 1 minute.
That's what i did and it was still huge.

>>149159943
link?

https://www.mlb.com/news/forrest-whitley-rays-astros-trade
>The 27-year-old hadn’t pitched since giving up five earned runs, four hits and two walks in two innings in relief in a 16-3 loss to the Rays on May 31.
weird move trading for the guy you blew out a few weeks ago

missin the sharty 2day

>>149158979 (OP)
who the hell has Rick Reuschel on the mind

Kek this ump is dogshit. Should have been a walk but became a double play instead.

>cusb brother Jacob
He’s definitely a “””cub”””

No big G

So Alonso's WAR gets impacted by him injuring his teammate, right?

>>149160032
>jazz ded

I'm just here to point and laugh at Pete ALoser for yesterday

Pete Alonso is a big strong faggot polar bear and he'll eat your asshole alive!

Max Scherzer's rehab start is today's MiLB free game of the day

>>149159226
>>149159288
what does he normally eat?

>>149159258
I knew this fat motherfucker wouldn't be able to handle New York

>>149160075
Every MiLB game is free on the Bally Sports App, just be prepared for every advertisement to be about their featured Bally Sportsbook betting.

>>149160086
The ointment

>>149160093
I have MLBtv so every minor league game is available, just letting people know if they're interested

Will we ever win again

Paul Skenes -> Out of relevancy in 3 years
Misirrowksi (or whatever the fuck his name is) -> Out of relevancy within 2 years
These kids don't have a clue what they're doing to their arms

>>149160086
Chicken tenders

My girlfriend is better looking than Paul Skenes

>>149160106
it's the Kershaw curse. The same thing happened to the Poodres after they made fun of Kersha.

I want more expansion teams

Reds are coming for that tiger ass tonite!

>>149160106
You have two teams that get along in the same state!

>>149159953
Yeah i tried multiple times but I actually just can't do it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1l6k35o/ausl_bandits_morgan_zerkle_first_inside_the_park/

>>149160172
Oh kek!

>>149160173
Is this real?

>>149160160
The Portland Pines
The Sacramento Sluggers
The New Orleans Crawdads
The Nashville Mashers

>>149160260
Wreckers

>>149160283
Thank you.

>>149160283
women suck at sports lol

>>149160283
wat da heck is the infield made of that there was zero dirt kicked up on the slide?

>>149160086
>what does he normally eat?
hot dogs, pizza, steak, chicken tendies
all plain

pirates kek

>>149160160
Any billionaires on /sp/ want to invest into a franchise in a completely dead market?

>>149160328
kek. what a manchild.

>>149160160
Nashville

>>149160356
What does the N on the bottom stand for?

>>149160328
so why the fuck is he crying about a whopper if he eats like a child anyway? cause of the mayo? and why did it take him 62 years to try eggs?

We wanted this dude fired like 2 weeks ago.

>>149160368
Nashville

>>149160283
She runs so awkwardly, those are such bad turns at 2nd and 3rd.

>>149160283
do they sell their game worn panties?

>>149160393
and yet a good headfirst slide into the plate

>>149160400
I fucking wish

>>149160324
That rubber shit you find on playgrounds

ShoWHO WHOTANI?

Umpcucks explain yourselves

>>149160452
Wait until you find out about Heiny's 1.012 OPS

>>149159001
Can he fix the Mariners?

>>149160106
>tfw iktf

>>149160372
>cause of the mayo?
yea and ketchup. I have no idea how you avoid eggs that long. Especially since he grew up in the Bronx and bacon egg n cheese on a bagel is a nyc staple.

>>149160160
Cause the last ones are doing so well?

>>149160512
he can fix a team but he burns teams out fast

>>149160466
Foot is off the bag

>>149160106
We win every off day friend.

>>149160531
when did he fix the mets or oles? he's just a crotchety old hick

>>149160547
>Foot is off the bag

>>149160559
I think the Mariners suck

>>149160560
Mets took a huge jump between 2021->2022 and a lot of guys liked playing for him and got better.

>>149160585
Same!

>>149160530
just keep making more

>>149160452
Do it in October.

>>149160585
We mustn't voice those concerns until after the first inning.

>Apple TV has NO's vs. Anaels tonight
brutal

lol

kek cusb
what a bunch of fucking frauds

scuba keks lmao

>>149160607
yo what thE FUCK???

This is the perfect time to give dem cubbie bears a chance

>>149160559
>pic
he's literally me

>>149160607
cube ‘em!

>>149160313
>>149160356
These are both terrible names

>>149160685
the proper names the are the nashville stars and the portland chickens

Every game in extras I'm reminded of the manfred runner

it would be funny if the cusb can't beat the pierats at home
comical even

>>149160682
they literally havent played yet

>>149160782
They've been worse than the Rockies over the last 10 game stretch

scuba kek KEK

Holy shit I can’t believe my pirates won, but I feel for Cubs fans. The ump stole that game for us

>>149160812
>I feel for Cubs fans

You feel hatred for Cubs fans?

>>149160797
they should probably just apologize

Where did all the cusb fans go?

>>149160836
I don’t know, probably out enjoying their life’s instead of sitting in front of a blue lit screen? The fuck?

>>149160812
Yeah same. But i guess ill take it.

>>149160849
Does sucking cocks for free beer count as enjoying life?

>>149160861
getting a tank top today?

>>149160861
>newfaggot idiot saw a screenshot and thinks he's in on the joke
I'm a pirates fan but nah bruh. Lol just stop, newfag

Juan Soto is 4 hits away from 1000 career hits, I expect a 4 hit game tonight

>>149160867
ok mo

I really like this cap

YAAARRGGGH WHO IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO PLUNDER MY BOOTY

>>149160897
You don't even know who that is.

>>149160318
It’s not their fault they’re inferior. You just won the genetic coin toss.

>>149160906
sure thing mo

mo here. fuck mo

>>149160908
I'm a girl thou

>>149160911
>mo
I'm literally pirates pal you fucking retard

>>149160922
kek mo

>>149160918
Then you lost the genetic coin toss. It is what it is.

Cubbies got gaped kek

>>149160902
>WHO IS BRAVE ENOUGH
brave is a proper noun here btw - it's like "who's man enough" but for being gay

>>149160943
Have sex incel!

>>149160969
>implying I’m not also female

I live in reality and recognize things for what they are. I will always curse the universe and God for making me this way. Hopefully I will have a son who can accomplish everything I can’t.

Softball is on soon bros.

>>149160452
Actual Roidmonkey
Ooh ooh aah aah

>>149161011
My blazies

>>149160995
Where was that implied

>cry to be traded
>get white soxxed

topkek

>>149160826
Who the fuck is this retard

>>149160969
>>149160995
Can I fuck both of you

>>149160674
Kek! Saved ;)

>>149161052
Nope!

Fuck Alice

>padres fans are sniping protesters
doggies better not take to the streets next week

Is Wrigley just a pitchers park now? This is the gayest shit ever

>>149160954
Whatever you say Mo

>>149161091
the wind decides all

Did Recker’s win the generic lottery? Why or why not?

>>149161097
I know and I feel like it’s only blown out like 2 games all year and we’re halfway through June…

>>149161043
No clue I just think the idea that the tattoo autist jinxed the mariners is very funny.

doyerpaco reddit freaking out about getting deported from the game tonight lmao

>>149161186
you have to go back

>>149161200
nah

>>149161200
You have to eat my cum

pfma...

>nooooo you can’t go laugh at the lolcows on reddit
fuck off lmao

baseball fever...catch it

>>149161228
Cubkekees

>>149159982
big G big S GiantS should always be on everyone's mind

>>149161228
Cubkekee em!

To fans who’ll attend tonight’s game; please see if ICE or any political armed forces will be present at or near Dodger Stadium.

For a lot of us, this is the day we dreaded. The first game of our homestand after the city entered its apocalyptic hellhole of ICE terrorizing some of us Dodger fans and our families throughout SoCal. Nowhere is safe to be in public, not at the market, not in elementary schools (to pickup our kids), not in churches. Very soon, not even in our homes.

For some of us, attending a sporting event (including the Dodgers) used to be the great escape from troubles in our personal lives including politically. Not anymore.

If you are going to tonight’s game against the Giants, take a look around and if you see something that’s up, let the thread know so some of us fans take necessary precautions to ensure our safety and survival, including not attending Dodger games for the immediate future if it has to come to that.

>>149161246
legitimately feel bad for some of these people but otoh kekaroo

>>149161241
he was mainly a cube

>>149161246
idc who you are that’s funny right there

So excited for the games this weekend, with my heart breaking for our immigrant communities in LA, it has been such a needed respite to be able to enjoy these games with you all!!!

I live in a neighborhood near the stadium and feel the need to share that the parking lot had over 50 ICE cars stationed yesterday, last night, and today. I am absolutely hoping that nothing will happen, but if there are raids tonight at the game, I just want us to be prepared. I'm scared and concerned as someone who deeply loves the doyers community.

As you may be seeing, ICE is no longer targeting criminals or even just people who are undocumented, they are profiling Latino people overall and trying their best to infiltrate our joy, to instill fear and tear us apart.

I completely understand the pull to keep "politics" out of sports and keep the Dodgers out of it, but what do we do if ICE and law enforcement leaves us with no other choice?

The Dodgers are so important to the chicano community and we have always showed up to support, I'm just asking for you all to think a little more deeply about what it means to be a Dodgers fan. In 2020, Dave Roberts and Mookie Betts were vocal about BLM. It mattered then, and it matters now to stand up for what is right. Latino families need support and protection, too. The same courage, the same moral clarity.

If you love this city, you can't ignore that we are in crisis. I am not trying to guilt/ shame anyone or start any conflict, I am just scared and pleading that we be brave this weekend if that is what is needed.

Let's be worthy of the love this city gives the Dodgers!!!!

If you are at the game and see anything tonight and this weekend, don't look away! Record, ask for people's names, report ICE activity!!! If you want to know about other ways to help, let me know

>>149161267
and yet here we are with the op pic staring straight into our souls

>>149161283
stolen valor

Hey all, long time lurker first time poster here.

With the chaos that's been happening in the city, and this Saturday the 14th being a big rivalry game against the Giants. I really feel as a fanbase we should hold our team accountable for their silence against what's been happening in our city, while also showing our support for the Latino fanbase who have always supported this team through the lows and highs. To think the same team to have had Fernando Valenzuela, Adrian Beltre, Andre Ethier, Jansen, Puig, Teo, Kike, AB and so many others has not just been silent but complacent in what's been happening is disappointing to say the least.

I say we show up to the game but still have our voices heard through chants and signs, we need to take the lead from LAFC fans and team which is the only LA team to even speak up on what we've seen. Our teams, the Dodgers especially love to market Latino culture and profit off our culture and heritage, they need to be held to a higher standard we cannot accept their silence, we need to stand in solidarity not just with Latinos but with our city, let them hear our voices, force them to speak on it if they won't on their own.

I'm hoping to get Giants fans onboard too, so we can have a show of solidarity with our storied rivalry. I know we've haven't played at home since the start of these protests and we may see a lot happen tomorrow during game one, but we need to organize and show out this Saturday to be in line with the other Nation wide protests.

I know this isn't a fun topic, but I hope you would all agree with this. I hope anyone at the game shows out.

Love this team, this city, bleed blue!

>>149161246
I'm getting word of at least one loyalist in the stadium, for everyone's safety I recommend going to the Angels game instead.

Angels are owned by a Mexican. Checkmate Doyers

>>149161295
he led the '87 giants to the playoffs just 2 years after a 100-loss season so imma claim him ifn's ya don't be mindin' too much

no one is reading reposts from fageddit faggot

as much as i hate you fags, you're not nearly as faggy as reddit.

Reddit has better baseball discussion

Reddit has better ICE raid discussion.

>>149161340
P...fma

>>149161246
>Entered the country illegally
>Don't hold yourself accountable for breaking immigration law
You deserve it.

>>149161253
YOU have to go back (to Mexico)

>>149161369
still not as gay as reddit.

>>149161329
afraid you'll see your own posts?

>>149161384
you faggots ruined this place

my pierats ownya

>>149161384
I only post on r/askgaybros
Braves fan btw

LGBTQ+ Pride Night at dodger stadium tonight

>>149161434
Can’t wait to go as a giants fan

New tigers fan here

I hope all doyerpacos get deported and the July 5th, 2024 lifelongs can go with them too.

The doyerpacos know that hundreds of their latinx brothers and sistas were violently evicted from their homes to build Doyerpaco stadium, right?

Below is a photo of all 12 MLB player manhole covers, along with a map of where and when they will be placed around Japan

Shohei Ohtani - June 16
Yusei Kikuchi - June 16
Roki Sasaki - June 16
Yu Darvish - June 17
Yuki Matsui - June 18
Shota Imanaga - June 19
Kenta Maeda - June 20
Lars Nootbaar - June 23
Seiya Suzuki - June 24
Yoshinobu Yamamoto - June 25
Masataka Yoshida - June 26
Kodai Senga - June 27
Shinnosuke Ogasawara - June 28
Tomoyuki Sugano - June 29

>>149161465
The only players manhole I care about is the recker

>>149161465
>Japanese manhole smelting forum
this map really assumes that I know anything about the geography of japan

>>149161302
>>149161279
>>149161246
lol keep postin' these

>>149161457
The Dodgers as an organization 100% support everything going on. Their fans can't complain lmao

if ice raids dodgers stadium they'd have to fight off not only the mexicans but the homos

>>149161465
darvish goes fucking hard, the rest are kind of shit

>>149161505
The Dodgers probably invited ICE themselves. They do support and love Donald Trump after all.

Nothing will happen. Snowflakes just like to cry

Yams on the hill!!

glasnow is a headcase

>>149161478
Is that truly a manhole though?

friday the 13th and the 13th anniversary of matt cain's perfect game

my phillies :)

>>149161465
i thought japan hated hapas

>>149161603
I'm tempted to keep the korean stream of the game open in another window

>>149161610
There’s an autistic hapa YouTuber named hidinginmyroom that would only get women in Japan and Asia only
Go baseball team btw

My Blaze's game was delayed.

>>149161529
this country is so cooked

>>149161610
nah, my son is a hapa and everytime we visit my wife's family in japan (at least twice a year) we always get stopped by random japanese women to gush over how cute my son is and great me and wife are as a couple

>>149161529
Literally everyone involved other than ICE and Trump agrees that the National Guard and Marines were unnecessary, because there hasn't been any riots or anything. The Marines are just sitting around doing nothing lol.

women do not understand baseball. I was watching a game with my gf once and the pitcher threw a curveball in the dirt, and got the batter to chase on a strikeout. My gf was like "jeez both of these guys suck" and i just stared at her

>>149161763
>pitcher can't find the zone
>batter swinging at dogshit
Explain to me why you think your girlfriend was wrong?

we’re drinking now. time enough to fire up the grill before the game too

lets go phillies

fuck the blow gays

>>149161763
It sounds like you just hate your girlfriend. Consider breaking up so she has a chance with someone that makes her happy.

>>149161241
>big G
Faggy Mike?

>>149161773
>pitch clock broken at the Phillies game
>umpires playing it old school
now this is a new form of umpkino...

>>149161773
looks like shit

>>149161787
>>149159237

>>149161795
odelay homes, no call ice

>>149161792
unbelievably based
>>149161795
you're right everyone i've talked to around here hates them. one of the worst city connects in the league

Lil bro Barry bonds.

>>149161772
Alcohol is bad for you

free blow jobs outside wrigely field rn

damn the stream site i use 404'd

It’s time for Yankees béisbol and a kino rivalry.

>>149161859
that's what happens when you don't buy them a cup of coffee

Tucker is about to get RED HOT
Don’t say I didn’t warn ya…

>Poodres stay above .500 all season
>Miss the playoffs in the end

BAU BAU? BAU BAU BAU BAU

>Gelbs

Where the fuck is Gary?

Feels good to hear Girardi and Kay in the booth instead of TBS.

Both AUSL games are in weather delay, it honestly looks like they just won't be able to play today.
Softball is cancelled for today bros.

Does anyone else feel weird watching the game tonight while the city is in chaos?

I was super excited for this series but it just feels off to watch it while there is so much stuff going on in the city these past couple of days. Especially after the Team decided on the WH visit.

>Angels game delayed for weather
Least coast and their shit weather ruining CMO's debut.

>>149161904
The Dodgers are still a wild card team, I'd watch your tone.

LET'S
GO
METS

>>149161973
false.

>>149161965
all i'm gonna say is you never see people with jobs out there rioting

God I love when Meredith wears mesh.

>>149162004
ugly

>>149162004
booba

>>149161965
The “riots” are only happening in a few square miles you falseflagging faggot

It's time for Yankees baseball.

>>149162004
Isn't she gay?

>>149162029
Based

>>149162027
still downtown LA, luckily Dodger Stadium is built in the middle of a parking lot instead so there's plenty of distance

>2 pitch 2 outs for Crochet
Yankbros…

Faggot ump

>>149161996
their job is rioting

destroying my 10 year supply of tastykakes for Jays victory

*enhances your baseball*

Gelbs is so boring as a play by play guy, I like him on sideline but SNY needs a better play by play backup for when Gary retires or takes time off to get his surgery.

>>149162030
so am I we’re perfect for each other

I really like their new city connects. It’s a classy soft green. Reminds me of a gasoline or sea green.

bryce elder back to his earlier form, i see

>>149162105
He doesn’t have the right voice, I agree. But he’s a phenomenal sideline reporter, and he’s prob moving on to bigger things soon :(

>>149162109
what team is bro even talking about

looking forward to seeing otto kemp's career

>>149162105
A couple years ago he was really rough, has gotten better, but yea I think he has a low ceiling.

>>149162123
Red sawx

Another rain delay. My pirates won, only 13 games behind on Friday the 13th. We got this :)

Shitter Gausman showed up today, he's not been reliable this year

>>149162128
kek I’ve heard of this seal, the hotel lets her chill and that’s her seat. she cute.

>>149161973
At least they'll be in the playoffs with another division banner Moco-chan.

it's 1-0 with 2 outs, why are they acting like it's game over already?

So it's either walk or extra bases for Gausman.

Fuck you Canada!

Schwarbarian

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>149162184
lol retard

shake it off

>>149162184
>it’s over
>we’re so back
>it’s so over
>we are so fucking back

if you don’t view every game like this you don’t know ball

>schwarbomb
Blow gays kek KEK!!!

>>149162198
>big tit breeding sow wife
schwarbs is so lucky

Attaboy volpe

This looks like a Braydon Fisher game

Turner does shit like that but then bobble a routine grounder. what a play

>>149162103
>DUDE
got an 8th of permanent marker to get me through the m's game tonight

Crochets wind up is kinda odd. Looks like he’s throwing to first almost.

>>149162253
I will be monitoring the situation (with Julio)

>>149162253
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>>149162316
your team is losing 4 to nothing.

Blue jays fans thought they were gonna make the wild card. kek KEK!!!

> thestreamweast dead?
> mlb web cast ded
> mlb iran dead

MLB went scorched earth recently huh

thank god yams is on the hill. let's go doggers

>>149161965
My all American M's are sure to play better with sand people lobbing ballistic missiles at one another!

>>149162352
we're gonna win the division
only (((neurotics))) overreact to innings

>>149162103
>>149162253
For me it's my local Weedbux $25 ounce.

Kirky can't stop hitting

sorry I'm late
THE Schwarbambino

>>149162376
Check your calculus and get back to me.

>>149162396
it's basic arithmetic

OH SHEEET

Metsbros, how we feeling?

>>149162416
fans of baseball do not buy this shit

Mets coming out flat today, I think the fags have taken their energy

>>149162428
why do these two have such uncanny body shapes

>>149162416
Which is the baobao one?

>>149162428
she's built for BPC (Big Phanatic Cock)

>>149162428
Mrs Met cheats. You just know

>>149162459
Mr. Met is jacked this year, he knows what people have been saying about his girl

>>149162428
Same vibe

>>149162384
~$20 8ths and $5/g dabs for me. Mariners WILL be winning tonight! :) Or maybe losing in an embarrassing fashion. :(

>>149162428
All Mets fans are fags retard

>>149162477
So true!

jake rogers SUCKS

>>149162479
im not a fag

>>149162479
Hmm…

>>149162476
jajajajajajaj ay dios mio pobresita why do so many chicanas have the refrigerator phenotype

anyone watching CWS?

attaboy Aranda

>>149162522
Moving furniture requires a lot from the upper back and shoulders.

>>149162517
She would enjoy that

Think fast, chucklenuts!

Mr. And Mrs. Met perform ethical non-monogamy. She doesn’t cheat, they share. All mascots and furries love dogpiles.

>>149162536
i thought he retired?

>>149162508
When you see it you’ll shit bricks

>>149162479
not me

give it to me straight bros... is it over for our METS?

>>149162559
You are unironically the biggest fag here

Clay Holmes you absolute retard

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOD tonight?

>>149162559
thats a man

>>149162534
That’s what ur mum said lel

Yarbybros, are we back?

>>149162578
yeah, but i'll be better after my wife gets home after being at her bull's house all day! Go Mets!

dirty ass mets

>>149162569
nah

>>149162551
Only echoes of their legacy remain...

>>149162604
Go easy on lil bro

Sit the FUCK down Judge

>>149162517
I chuckled

>>149162630
no…NO!!

is Episode Aigis worth playing? Almost done with P3R...

>>149162536
*dodges easily*

>>149162673
dunno if the remake made any changes but it sucked in the original

Attaboy volpe 2 away

>>149162673
the answer fucking sucks, like less fun tartarus

>>149162532
not unless fullerton or long beach are in (and neither will ever be again, thanks for ruining college sports NIL)

Yankees are responding with an even shorter bottom of the 4th.

>>149162697
nice!

>>149162697
kek

>>149162697
kek fuck israel

>>149162532
i might be

Ok nice mop up duty Gaus

Mets about to blow this game open

Known hustler Jasson Dominguez

Pitchers fear the Chad McNeil.

DJ!

Angels-Orioles is finally starting, Christian Moore is batting 9th.

Based Marte. Hopefully we heemed the starter too.

Marte :)

Attaboy starling

Our lefty smashers aren't smashing

I may be a fujo but even I’m getting tired of watching my team get raped every game.

White Tyrone :)

>>149162559
You are kind of gay sorry anon

Oh no, 2nd & 3rd with no outs, our only weakness!

>>149162614
>literally 3/10

There's nothing that Trout loves more than not protecting the plate. He love striking out looking, there's nothing he craves more than that.

>>149162673
Play Expedition 33.

>>149162891
faggot

Kemp with his 1st rbi

When is Goldy gonna heat up? He’s only had 3 RBIs in his last 39 PAs.

>blow gays
kek KEK!!!

>>149162898
My wife makes ya seethe ;)

>>149162880
I have weird sexual thoughts about him.

The aircraft carrier comes through

>>149162935
ump-bros...

>>149162935
What game? What call?

>>149162935
no… NO!

>>149162935
It’s ok, we’ll get em next time

Gay Braves kek!

>2 on, 1 out
>raffy up
Oh god.

What kind of last name is Burger?

>>149162981
out and proud!

>>149162994
Historical American surname

Laffy Taffy Raffy sucks!

the wind robbed Barger

whats wrong with being gay?

ump-sama just FUCKED Lindor with that strike one

>>149163000
>anon says gay
>posts tranny

Most troons are beta straight men with yuri fetishes who watched too anime and want access to women’s lockers rooms to perv on women not cocksuckers.

>>149163023
nothing, thats why my sissy white ass gets pounded by some thick bbc every night! Go Cubs!

>>149163023
They’re inferior to the bisexual master race just like straights are too.

>>149163000
fucking CHECKED!!1!

>4.2 IP, 1 ER
Yarbybros, we did what we could. Yarbs should go to the bullpen once Stro/Gil come up.

Unironically are the congressional games worth watching?

>>149163053
nope

>>149163035
For me it’s pansexualism

>>149163053
I would strike out AOC on three straight pitches.

Let’s go ahead and preheat the oven

>>149163062
what pitches would you throw

im starting to think /mlb/ is full of fags fr fr

Jaysbros I don't think we're winning this game

>>149163053
dems lack will and conviction, and are therefore bad at baseball

are the Rays horrible at fielding or are they just unlucky today?

bruh is the rays defense always this pee wee league

bake 'em bakespie

>>149163085
But they had a winning streak for five years pre Covid.

Sotonian walk!

>>149163098
The obama members finally aged out and they didn't restock the farm

My nigga is scared of Soto with Pete on deckies o kek

>>149163098
so the vax took away their skill?

Soto with the RBI

>>149163053
No, they're all old and out of shape. Who gives a shit?

where is nu though

nu
>>149163112

Good job lil bros