Thread 149161923

nick daicos fucking lol

Nick Daicos is the Nikola Jokić of the AFL

>stopped drinking caffeine
>fall asleep at 7 PM and sleep for 10 hours

>>149162189
lgm x

Can't wait to read some milquetoast political platitudes from vacuous losers ITT

bailey smith is winning the brownlow this year so the afl quietly suspended him last week unofficially

carrie bickmore sarah jones threesome with me

i wonder if annie knight will watch her fiancés cousin play footy tonight

good morning
death to iran and the arab world

>>149161941
just want to add i'm trans btw, pride month and all

jaxon binns

iran MUST get a nuclear bomb

*holds it*
*rolls it*
*goals it*

>>149163110
out.of.this.world

woke up for a piss at 3am last night and i adelaide crows and pissed all on the floor

>>149162990
F U C K I N G
T H I S
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Good morning alf

Just saw that the Crows fearsome forward line of Walker, Fogarty, Thilthorpe and Rachelle combined for a whopping 0.9 last night. KEK

BOOM BOOM bavuma

Annie Knight is footy related

>>149163628
Yes we know

>>149163556
it was cold ok

the country game is the most prestigious date on the AFL calendar

I don't remember this

Reckon I've legit watched 1 game of footy in the last 3 weeks

>>149161923 (OP)
Impressively low effort OP

i feel sick

>>149163097
Any moment now they'll have one.

>>149163937
remember what they took from you

>>149163960
yeah nah yeah she'll be roight, moite

Keep your eyes open mates the weekend is here

>>149163890
did sheeds lay all those eggs?

>>149161923 (OP)
bigfooty.

I'm a violent, psychotic maniac who is destined either for an early grave or jail.

anyone gonna watch the footy today?

>>149164675
im gonna watch the death of the iranian regime

>>149164675
I'll be watching the Lions vs Giants. I'll have the other games, which will probably be shit, on in the background as I shitpost.

don't play cricket dyrring footo season bad things happan

business idea: beating fatguts to a pulp

>>149164742
How do I invest?

>>149164766
you put your left fist in you pull your left fist out you put your left fist in and you shake it all about

You now remember tim membrey

just sick of it all

>>149164783
you beat his flabby face till he's on the ground
and that's what it's all about

How is my house so fucking cold?

>>149164898
Dogshit Australian building standards. Imagine having insulation.

eat the cotton candy in the walls lads it's free

What colour will Kath be wearing today? I'm gonna guess she'll be in white.

>>149164967
>cotton candy
foy

i wish i grew up with a dad

>>149165465
99% of dads today are worthless spastics

mine was neglectful and abusive

my dads over right now and he bought me a kebab

>>149165645
>t. konstas vasilodoulou

>>149165713
aussie as they come mate we are watching the basketball and he said one of the players is a BBN a big black n then he went on a speel about how they said the n word in faulty towers and how funny it was

>>149165519
not true at all

>>149165770
Ah. Good.

is there some fucking FOOTY on today or what?

>>149165770
>they said the n word in faulty towers
Really? I don't remember this, doesn't seem correct

what's the n word?

>>149165906
https://youtu.be/GZY0SdiNzfw

apologise to me and my father right now

>>149165645
i can't believe that you are sharing a kebab with the most supportive dad you have ever seen with a kebab

>>149165933
nig naitanui

>>149165933
nrl

>>149165888
think some interstate teams are playing or something

>>149165933
i been getting b& for less and i cbf dealing with it today

>>149165933
naicos

>>149165933
norf

well they ban you on bigboomer for writing that instead of north melbourne

>>149165770
/r/ThatHappened

Ausfailia choked hard in the cricket lmao

shawty get, shawty get inspired how bow dat, how bow dat this time shawty get

>>149166253
it did
my old man is as racist as they come he went to a vfl game back in the day and told an abo player he'd hollow him out and use him as a wetsuit and he reckons he regrets saying that lol

>>149166295
saffas got the only sunny conditions for the test day 3 but yes they did. green and uz were fucking shit

>>149165933
nepo baby

brisbane are so boring to watch

>>149166607
You're a stupid faggot.

hmm

>>149166607
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
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im tellin you boy bane will NOT be there when the whips are cracking in september
far too comfy and prone to picking and choosing when they put an effort in

>>149166684
plastic fan alert

>>149166685
>doubting laverde's shut down ability

>>149166315
Your "old man" sounds like a dickhead mate

>>149166699
I hope you die in a car accident this week.

>>149166685
Far better off betting on Essendon.

>>149166735
i don't care what you think

First computer didn't have a screen lol

>>149166739
Thanks mate. I hope you get your life together and stop being angry all the time at people better than you.

@149166778
god i can't wait for someone on this spastic general to bash the teeth out of your skull fatguts

G'day fellas, lookin' forward to some country footy.

45cm hole add 15cm pebbles bottom
fill 2/3rd ~ 35cm
slope concrete away from posts
when set backfill
25cm width

10cm soil fill


Dingo guide: 1.10L water to 10kg

>>149166778
You're not better than anyone. Worst poster to ever infect this board.

>>149166813
based projector virgin is back

A literal faggot

>ynr fatguts probably has aids
more like aidsbutts

>>149166812
Doing some fencing mate?

>>149162320
>>149166842

morning /alf/

>>149166847
mounting a hose reel to a post because awkward placed front tap

Just watched shrek with my son and he saying ‘Green Guy song!’

>>149166886
Should hire a tradesman for this desu

Engaging in homosexual acts doesn't make one gay. Being attracted to average looking blokes makes you gay

>>149166912
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

>>149166912
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
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@149166924
fuck up aidsbutts

>>149166846
aids from getting penisd in arse and fuck knows what from eating poopoo

Where’s Toby Greene

>>149166912
>>149166924

>>149166924
of course fatguts is ready to fuck the first guy who defends him

>>149166986
It's just him without the trip.

>>149166986
>>149166936
>>149166969
>>149166912
Can you idiots stay on topic for one second?
Who else here /annieknight/?

>>149166986
ABSOLUTELY COOKED HIM HAHAHAHAHA

>>149166942
>yuh had a penus in you ass xD xD
Yeah and he was wearing a condom
>yuh Ade shid xD xD
I ate a piece of my own shit for scientific reasons, and to become wary of whether someone had deliberately poisoned my food. So far I've eaten shit elsewhere 3 times. Once at a restaurant, once at Mc Donald's and once from some takeaway pizza from Dominos. The fact that I hardly ever eat from the last two speaks volumes about how many people are blissfully unaware that they're eating shit at least once a week.

don't think the cats will have an answer for archie perkins tonight

Fuck this season.

@149167047
>i ate my own shit for scientific reasons
so you could suck a dick fresh out of your own arsehole?

>>149166912
This. I sucked a few dicks and determined I didn't like it, therefore I'm not gay.

what happened?

>>149166912
True. About 10 years ago out of curiosity and after a long dry spell of no women I ended up meeting a guy online. He sucked my dick and for that I could close my eyes and not think about it. Then I tried to fuck him and couldn't keep it up. Dawned on me pretty hard I was trying to fuck a bloke and it didn't feel right at all. Felt really grossed out by it and knew then I wasn't gay

>>149167079
Payne did his knee.

>>149167079
aidsbutts (nee fatguts) confesses to sucking dick and eating shit, getting roasted, what else is new

people that fall for rcs posts are the same people that think israel is bad

it's very telling

>>149167106
>think
know.

>>149167106
I dont fall for his posts but also think Israel is bad.

I don't understand the outrage. He said he tried and didn't like it. He's not gay. You blokes jump way too fast to attack RC but you're honestly out of line with this one.

@149167123
fuck up aidsbutts

>>149167083
Yea but even if you enjoyed fucking the bloke's arse, it would not make you gay, because homosexuality is not an immutable trait

he ded

Here's the Reality.
If you fuck your mate, someone you've known for a long time, but have no romantic connection to, that doesn't make you gay. It's meaningless sex.

@149167155
fuck up aidsbutts

>>149167155
how does your dick get hard for a bloke though?

Remember when RichmondSpastic paid a lot of money to fly to Adelaide and buy a hotel room so he could pay to fuck a bloke in a dress with long hair?

>>149167174
It's easy when you're gay.

>>149167174
Because of the friction.

hate when the neighbors go out and they SLAM their fucking car door it sounds like a fucking explosion SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>149167179
she's a beautiful girl with a lovely cock and balls

i fucking hate indians

>>149167206
Some people are just so inconsiderate, it really gets my goat.

>>149167224
Everyone does.

Tom Rockliff's dropped a few pounds.

>>149167224
shut up mate we're discussing fucking blokes up the arse

>>149167255
in england, this has a completely different meaning

>>149167224
the chinese now don't seem so bad compared to the indians, they really set the bar low

>norf/ freo is tonights game
Is this really a ""super"" saturday?

>>149167240
Mumza doesn't. She loves them because they "assimilate so well, they love cricket and are hard working :) "

haven't heard today's reminder that this is NOT a dockies home game and every cunt needs to buy a ticket

>>149167280
i'd still take indians over muslims or africans

(THEY'RE) THE TEAM THAT NEVER LETS YOU DOWN
>Carlton has been hit with an ill-timed mid-season injury blow, with star midfielder Sam Walsh to be sidelined for up to six weeks.
>The Blues on Saturday morning revealed a “hot spot” had been detected in Walsh’s foot.
Off to Geelong he goes

>>149167179
this was a weird larp
crazy how the trip just never posted again after it
weird nrl larp

>>149167292
Wait, norf sold both games? Did they just stay here all week?

>>149167341
they've been at or around east freo oval all week

>>149167340
>le nyurrlulsbuhg!
medicus spasticus, he doesn't exist.

>>149167354
i know im right and your gaslighting has no effect on me

norf already won the game they had to, they aren't beating freo at any ground anyway. home game sales justified

>>149167368
it's just one (or more) shitposters winding you up, likely don't even watch rugby league

>>149167383
i know im right

>>149167291
Your mother is fucking stupid.

>>149167401
righto mate. call you don quixote because you're tilting at windmills.

>>149167417
i know im right

freddys getting BLACKED tonight
https://www.instagram.com/p/DKzDrNKhpkf/

Anyone watching the giants/ lions game?

>>149167445
No one cares about those two teams, no matter how much the AFL tries to prop them up artificially.

LIONS are the KINGS of PRIDE

HEAVE HO UNNA

trackies and socks: on
desktop: fired up
first drink: poured

gonna cane the post count harder than some fat fucking tripfags arse at Wet On Wellington tonight

Israel is a good guy, he is our friend. I stand by him 100%.

>le passive aggressive ignore the game that's currently being played meme

oh wow I bet you don't even realize it's currently on, you're so cool

>>149167545
>I need a stepdad
I didn't need this level of grim this early in the day of footy

sick as a dog

>>149167545
what if he says you don't need a stepdad, you need a husband and asks for her hand

>>149167545
goodness gracious women need to be kept in cages

>>149167539
I'm aware it's on, but I'm not watching it because I don't support Jewo.

>>149167545
grim
GRIM
G R I M

>>149167545
This is irreligion manifest.

Not watching the footy

>>149167545
>Mrs and Mr
I'm sorry. I'm a massive feminist but this is utterly retarded. 'Misses' does not connect to the word 'and' very well.

Women are disgusting and fucked in the head

it's just a bit of fun, calm down spastics

How long does a patella tendon recovery take? 3-6 months?

prozzie wants me to fuck her in the ass raw not sure it's a good idea what do

>>149167545
>>149167621
Also the '37' is ambiguously placed. I thought she was advertising her own age at first.

>>149167645
dunno mate

>>149167673
well can you find out please

>>149167645
donno let me smash yours and we can find out

>>149167645
depends what you did to it and whether you have surgery or rehab

>>149167645
>Running too hard
Fukken SPASTIC. If it's not injured and just feels hard you'll want to do no running for at least a week, maybe 2 and see how it feels from there. If it feels like nothing when walking (and going downhill/downstairs) then do a < 5km run to test it out

>>149167649
I'm going to be direct here because this is potentially a life threatening situation. You need to get her to show her certificate being cleared of all STIs, and be 100% sure she hasn't fucked anyone since then. Most sex workers are honest, but you shouldn't take her word for it without the proof. Having said that, I've dangerously fucked many women raw on I'm impulse and 'come away' unscathed. I've been lucky though, and things are getting worse out there. Good luck.

>>149167649
what's his name?

Patellar tendon is better for Payne than ACL but probably still season over. :(
That will make going back to back very hard for the Lions.

>>149167649
don't be a fool
wrap your tool

unless you want the previous guy's jizz in your urethra

>>149167721
He's kinda shit anyway. The AFL can cover his absence.

>>149167736
Do not reply to my posts. Kill yourself, you fucking scumbag.

>>149167740
It's a free forum mate.

>>149167744
Kill yourself, you piece of shit.

>>149167649
prep is a thing now roll that dice nigga

My laziness today has been wild

Was thinking how funny it'd be to tip the Gnats but kept it safe with Bane
Might've been a mistake this

any developments in iran?

>>149167801
Them defending themselves has been internationally condemned.

>>149167801
Tel Aviv struck by hypersonics and I heard they are closing the Strait of Hormuz so that could be very bad, but everyone is just losing their minds like they always do, just want to tap out from this shit, get drunk and watch the footy you feel me

>>149167796
The courageous tip would've been Giants because you'd be going against the rig, but really it's a 50/50 call.

>>149167796
Giants are ironically giant killers. When they play well, they can beat the best on any given day, at any given ground.

However, when they play like shit, they almost lose to Richmond and get smashed by Freo, so they'll never be premiers with this current list. A fun wildcard tip though.

>>149167801
who cares

brum or basil brush, which was your favourite?

>>149167833
brum

>>149167817
Honestly you should bet large on Sheezel to have 30+. He's going to be very worked up after the events of this week.

>>149167833
brum

>sheezel most disposals group 1: 6-1
Yep, that's where my money would be going.

>>149167833
I was too old for them but ended up watching at least an episode of both. Brumby was extremely plebocratic and not educational at all. Basil Brush was a bit pleb too but far more entertaining.

>not 15; play on
just like my sex life lol

i'm probably killing myself before 30

Had a feeling that the loins would choke so cashed out the ti for profit

>shit games south of the barassi line (you're going to watch it regardless, fuck you)
>high scoring tight elite games north of it (please watch our sport)
as if you needed any more evidence the afl is rigged.

>>149167891
This but 40

>barassi line
queerlander detected

>>149167891
based me 10 years ago when i turned 20
>i'm still here today

Neither of these teams will win a final this season

>>149167905
I'm not watching it. What makes you think the Lions won't get rigged over the line?

What do they say about bad kicking?

>>149167909
elite take, cucktorians force le non cucktorian teams don't le matter shit so much
gws and bane are pure SOVL and always bring it, so many faggot cucktorian teams crumble like saints north bummers carlton even the hawks are on and off and generally pure dogshit

25k in HECS debt from enrolling and dropping out of uni twice despite never wanting to even go there in the first place. i hate myself and i hate my life

>>149167891
man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.

>>149167931
Bad kicking is great droneball

>>149167936
You forgot shitmond (shit) and bulldogs (first week and out specialists)

why does it stink of shit in here

>>149167946
For me? 40k debt left and I’ve been working for 10 years.

>>149167946
How many credits away from a complete degree?

>>149167946
25k is nothing. Get on the dole and start your own business. You can watch Jordan Shanks to keep you motivated.

suicide is so fucking pathetic

>>149167955
cucktorians mate, bleeding vax infused shit from their stretched assholes
you cunts like that but

need my willy in her

>>149167960
of the two years i was there, i probably passed maybe 2 classes

>>149167969
big love hate thing for this cheeky bitch
she'd absolutely fucking get it but i'd spend ever other moment fuckin flogging her

>>149167948
so true

>>149167969
lanky bitch will probably birth some great key defenders

>>149167946
take the tradiepill

>>149167965
I think this sometimes but then I think about suicide a week later

I don't see how I ever get a job

>>149167969
I don't see how she's out of his league, she's a solid 7.

>>149167969
imagine all the all-night sex sessions she's had with chads over the years

>>149167992
I don't think anyone would ever want to hire me so I never apply.

>>149167969
>elbow tattoo
basic bitch slop, her eye brows are fucked too

>>149168000
Because he's a 4, you brown fuck.

fuck there's some 'poor me pwease pity me' faggots in here

thinking back to last nights thread when all you sad sack shitposters losers were in /cric/ and alf was based

>>149168011
Most job applications aren't even real anyway, companies just post them to collect hundreds of resumes, so when a position opens up they can call on the best credentialed applicant. It's so fucked

>>149168031
First day?

Might finna get on the gear again, life's gotten boring

Just about done with this sport for good desu.

>>149168041
sorry to hurt your feelings faggot maybe stop watching anime and do a couple of pushups ya weak cunt

>>149168048
same, it's actually kinda shit now. shame.

>>149168048
>>149168057
The Collingwood bye round effect

Brisbane are fucking dogshit lmao

>>149168048
same bro, if it wasn't for shitposting I wouldn't watch a single second of this slop

>>149168062
They're a decent top 8 side mate.

love me afl fuck off if you don't like it don't want to hear it

>>149168072
I love Aussie rules. But this rigged shit? Can't say I love it mate.

i fucking hate my lfe of9oue8rigbh87p9uwEHGFJ[98OEDARGHJ90Wr>0JGV

>>149168062
>t.drops chest marks and struggles to kick it 30 metres
think I'll pass on your opinion encouragement award winner

The first to 100 usually wins

>>149168082
I agree it's rigged sometimes rc but not to the extent you imply
do enjoy your spicy takes though mate

>>149168097
Go back to 80s/90s football and this was simply not true.

I never got to visit Dubai before the war

>>149168102
>sometimes
Are you fucking blind? Last night was "literally" WWE tier.

i don't care about anything, i have no reason to exist

Giants just can't fucking miss. Doesn't matter where they're kicking from. Fuck this shit.

Brisbane are fucking useless, worthless minnow plastic franchise

>>149168115
Think the rigging is just umps turning contentious decisions into absolutes to favour a team.
It's avoidable if players give them absolutely nothing to misinterpret, easier said than done though but plenty of games where umps try to drag teams over the line and still fail

>>149168130
Subjectively incorrect. Brisbane have soul because they carry the spirit of Fitzroy with them.

>>149168048
For me its the digital banners around the ground constantly moving changing and driving my insane, most other sports seem to actually give a fuck about this digital banners not being overly distracting from the sport itself.

SHITbane aren't winning the flag this year.
Cats vs Pies Grand Final before Smith and Daicos come out as the first openly gay couple in AFL

>>149168137
Take your ADD meds. I barely notice them.

>>149168133
Shit take. Fitzroy died with Roger Merrett, bane is bane, whole Fitzroy gibsmedat leeching is to appease cucktorians

>>149168137
the ones last night caught my eye honestly, and I'm good at tuning that shit out just constant changing from black to white "Tasmania"

>>149168132
This may have been true of the 90s and early 2000s when umpires like Goldspink and McClaren got an absolute hard on for paying the home side a free kick in front of goal, but these days they're clearly taking orders from upstairs through their earpieces about what to do.

>>149168156
well its particularly at the MCG its bad for me

>>149168152
I was there at the 2001 Grand Final and after Lynch smashed one through he yelled "this one's for the fuckin ROY BOYS" and the crowd went nuts.

>12.1
>7.7

how do filter this fucker? he's posting way too much

Secret loom

>>149168182
Who are you referring to mate?

I'm ridin' with Idon

it is possible to achieve 2 goals in 2 minutes according to the rule

Lads, I really think someone stepped in some shit. It smells like a camel's arse in here.

More like Embarrass Andrews kek

my yard's full of wet rained on dog poos but i don't think it's me

>>149168195
You could kick 5 goals in that time.

THERES A BIG BIG SOUND

Lions not being able to kick straight is destroying my love for the sport.

Collingwood are going to finish with at least 4 wins over the 2nd placed team

>>149168215
who gives a fuck inbred retard

>>149168215
they've peaked too soon and will get hunted to straight sets in finals

instantly mad kek

there's a bad bad sound
now my undies are brown

Anons talk about gaicos like they talk about some chick they like.
Fuckin grim as

should apply for janny next time so I can exclusively target fatguts until he gives up and ropes with a steel cable

the trip is just as boring as the indian, honestly

If you soijak your enemies, they win.

>>149168238
You can't deny the fact that at every given opportunity they will name drop him like they are paid a royalty for it like Eddie himself. Now granted he is one of the 54 players who get to cash in on the new marketing fund but some mentions are just bizarre. Literally last night as Bont was starting to get some possession after being held they brought "how that happened to Daicos as well on Monday" just absolutely no need to shoehorn a player from a team that is not playing into the broadcast like he's some yarkstick of the competition. Not even the best plater in his family lmao

Keen to see my dosn get their cock unceremoniously split like a coon.

Handy point

Being a quarter billionaire, I have all the disposable income I want for frivolous purchases.

I COULD subscribe to Jewo to watch the Essendon game.

I COULD decide to unsubscribe later and only have it for the month.

But I WON'T give any money to Murdoch and the Jews, nor will I help propagate a system that helps fuel the death of FTA and thus the Australian economy. I'm going to listen to this rigged crap on radio instead.

for me it's die hard life long supporters defending and talking up players on the team they support to the death while said players will bail on the club for a few extra hunjy grand

>>149168289
You know what that's called plebocracy? It's called integrity.

>>149168289
>I have a quarter of a billion dollars, I just choose to spend every waking moment being a tripfag with terrible opinions on literally everything in a football forum on an imageboard for chinese cartoons

Three lines or fewer, simply will not read anything longer

if i was a millionaire i'd probably post here more not less

>>149168301
Building a rocket right now mate.

Am I a millionaire if I inherited a house worth 2 million but work part time as a cook

Big fan of handballing like a bunch of spastics. Great game plan.

>>149168312
Your larp has just gotten even more gay. You are pathetic.

Lads, Nic just posted.

>>149168317
yes

>>149168317
Yes

>>149168326
Thanks mate
t.grub cunt (house is worth about 1.5 just exaggerating)

Cucktorians gone real quiet after dropping this TRVKE
>>149167936

You know how when you're really cold you feel a burn? My back has that but the rest of my body feels fine.

>>149168339
kidney failure

>>149168339
Sounds like a nerve issue mate.

>>149168339
sounds like a fat fuck issue mate.

>>149168317
fucking capitalist scum

>>149168339
Lupus

>>149168348
I inherited it, no qualifications and always shit jobs not going to say no. I spend most of my days annoying my boomer neighbour

>>149168317
i would rent that bitch out and go live in se asia on the income. would be fucking sweet as.

>>149168339
Happens when I slip my dildo too far up my arse.

>>149168354
>I spend most of my days annoying my boomer neighbour
based, never stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzygkxPK6YA

>>149168357
I let people stay here for free if they're struggling or need a place to stay
Long as they don't do hard drugs or cause problems its sweet as

i am a self made millionaire. multiple times actually because i lost it all twice already.

Sounds like Essendon got rigged a goal. Can't confirm as I'm only listening to it, but the dons are definitely going to be gifted this game.

>>149168370
The best was when a tree from my yard fell on his shed and wiped it out along with a section of the fence.
He had to pay for it cause of some law that says its not anyones fault

>>149167971
Damn, $25k is a lot for maybe 25 credits. I was expecting you to be like 50 or so shy of a degree. That's basically the cost of a full degree for nothing. How did they let you continually fail classes without kicking you out? Don't they make academic interventions or something at that point? Were you just enrolling in classes, not withdrawing before census and then not showing up or submitting any work each semester and getting an automatic fail?

>>149168382
kek, sounds like he's a dumb cunt because most home and contents insurance covers "act of God" incidents

See my arse hole open up up
All the buttplugs they don’t fear

>>149168389
He didn't want to use insurance cause of his premiums going up and wanted me to pay half.
I'm a bit of a dumb cunt with all that shit so jut ignored him

>>149168382
95% of insurance policies cover incidents like that. I don't see how a tree falling couldn't be covered. Who was the insurer?

>>149168372
that's great mate but not really what i was talking about. with a house worth 1.5M you could be getting 800-1500/week rent and living in some slick beachside condo that doesn't even charge that per month.

cunts it's like 5 fucking degrees don't remember it being this cold last year fuck

>summer never ends
>suddenly freezing every day

>>149168409
I live about 5 minutes walk from the beach and surf heaps so I kinda don't really need much else but I get ya

>>149168403
sounds like he was trying to scam you, most of that shit is covered

>>149168432
This team isn't as good as Geelong, but don't count them out to get rigged back into it.

shanon neale looks like the dumbest cunt

>>149168419
don't blame him I'm a bit of a filthy cunt, his property sits lower than mine when it rains I just dig a hole under the fence and my backyard and all the rubbish in it empties out into his

bummers getting beaten like the minnows that they are.

It would take such a blatant rigging for the umps to get Essendon in to this, that it wouldn’t be possible.

Can we all agree Shannon Neale is better than Sam Darcy?

For some reason Darcy gets all the hype but Neale is the overall better footballer.

>>149168465
yes

>>149168465
darcy is a genetic freak specimen
neale looks like he has extra chromosomes

>>149168465
>Darcy
>Can mark

>Neale
>Can't mark
Hmm, not sure.

>>149168418
just wanna see my fellow /alf/as thrive mate. you turn your property into a ~50k/year income, life off ~20k of it and invest the rest. you'd basically be retired with a property that will accrue ~5%/year while compounding bank.

>>149168301
this

>>149168477
why the fuck are you trying to jew him into shit he clearly doesn't want. He has everything he needs.

Not wanting something is as good as having it.
>yes goy invest in our market

fucking pathetic

>>149168454
You really think so? I don't think the skill difference between the sides is that big.

We're well overdue for a hundred-point DRUBBING

Give me some dons memes u nerds

>>149168510
Hate myself and want to die, lads

>>149168477
appreciate it legend, ever in northern nsw let us know here happy to put up an alf bro for a holiday lol

>>149168510
you'll need this

>>149168490
>yes goy continue working your shitty cooking slop job just to keep up with the col
i'm showing him a way out you fucking poor cunt. a lot of people don't know that sort of shit is even possible.

>>149168540
amazing, such a saint. go fuck yourself you nowhere cunt you post here like the rest of us

>>149168550
why are you so mad kek

>>149168550
Who shit in your marmite?

Setterfield looks like me after watching that first quarter.

How amazing is an egg, like how a chicken makes an egg, that shit is amazing to me man.

>>149168556
because I want to talk about the fucking footy and cunts like you ruin it week in and week out with your tribe shenanigans. Die in a grease fire

>>149168560
fuck off y*nk I don't have time for you

>>149168564
based egg chad

>>149168571
most of these threads are just you throwing shit around because you're a loose cunt you sperg

>>149168571
Have a (You)

Will Essendon get rigged back into this? I think so.

>>149168580
>there is only one person here sperging
kek, didn't realize I was replying to an actual retard. Have a nice night.

OLLIE YOU SPASTIC

>>149168564
been having 3-4 soft boiled eggs every morning with some toast and a bunch of salt. shit is godtier.

But early for a Sunday spergout.

unpopular opinion : 'nerds' are shit at sport because they overthink how to perform an action like kicking instead of reacting instinctively and just doing it
that and they're usually weak

>>149168587
Sounds like he's in on it mate.

>>149168580
>n-no you!

>>149168591
Ben Brown?

you literally flip your shit all the time now you're trying to deflect huh

>>149168598
rule>exception

lol, what happened there?

>>149168581
kill yourself cheating scum

got these two spends on a string lads

Does Laverde have a Vegeta tattoo on his thigh?

>>149168606
Ladies first

>>149168599
you me like a man you weak cunt

Listen, you’re all fucking idiots.

I'm on a date lads

Fucking Lions have ruined my weekend. I have so little in my life.

smashing the bourbons lads, gentlemen jack
what are you legends drinking

xanon?

>>149168628
Shouldn't rely on others for your happiness mate. Fatal mistake.

>>149168629
Water.

>>149168624
ye nice how much she charge?

>>149168633
Shut the fuck up.

>>149168621
ease up on the piss mate

>>149168647
Shouldn't let others make you angry either.

got 3 speds on a string lads

>>149168659
Shut the fuck up.

how do i clean the dry poo from the bottom of the toilet bowl? its been there for months and scrubbing it does nothing

>>149168655
no

>>149168624
Looks like she has beautiful, refined feet

Love me bombies. Bombies til I die

Archer May require a few more meters next time

>>149168614
imagine actually supporting a team of cheats

>>149168670
No idea because I'm not plebocratic enough to have that issue. Steel wool?

>>149168670
Usually rubbing a bit more shit in loosens it up.

>>149168682
>big freeze cattle
pathetic

>>149168624
>those hands
cunt is old as

>>149168691
>LE FUG LE BIG FREEZE xD xD
The cynical idiot.

>>149168682
That you in the wheelchair?
>>149168685
I'm also a Patriots fan. I've been hearing that all my life. You're going to have to try a different tack if you want to get to me.

>>149168691
>>149168700
samefag

>>149168703
It's 'tact' you fucking idiot.

>>149168706
kek #exposed

>>149168682
>breezy
Based defence supporter.

>>149168670
>turnoff the water to the loo and flush it to remove whats left over
>dump in a bunch or borax
>pour in a liter or so of white vinegar
>leave over night
>scrub the fuck out of it the next day
if that doesn't work do the same order of ops but replace with some commercial cleaning product meant for limescale type shit

No, no it isn't.

>>149168741
tabla kwais x

>>149168740
https://www.bunnings.com.au/peerless-jal-1l-one-shot-thick-concentrated-acidic-toilet-bowl-cleaner_p4460463

Make sure you get all the water out of the bottom so it soaks into the deposits

Are you blokes looking forward to North vs Fred later on tonight?

>>149168750
Not much, yourself?

>>149168740
Personally, I just have to eat a curry to make mustard gas.

>>149168750
no i am finna will going to watch the cricged

>>149168670
you dont mate. you leave them there to remember the good times

>>149168740
>>149168749
footy?

>Lachlan Blackistan

KEK it's real. I thought surely I heard the commentators wrong

>>149168750
yes. I'm a 20+ year Fred man and know how slow MY purple shitters are off the bye so NORF could have half a chance. IF and that's an if, Fred are anywhere near coming good they will smash Norf though. Could be fun though especially if it gets wet

>>149168764
work called /cric/ last night after old mate tonned up
for me its hiding in alf and pretending i dont follow the cric

>>149168750
No but put Sheezel in all your multis.

>no game info
>no link to previous thread
REEE.THIS MAKE ME SO ANGRY

>>149168773
>Blakiston comes on, he and Chol are both on the field now

>>149168777
checked and based Fredman

>a horse, a cyclops and two mongs
SUPA SADURDAY

>>149168777
>this fish looking nigga thought he was a male model at one stage of his career
kek, based riewoldtitis

>>149168778
kek crisp

>>149168794
u mad coz a homosexual man is stylin' on you?

kath looks good tonight, not in a sexy sultry way but a lovely maternal way

how do i get a ride or die latina gf

>>149168804
Spare a screencap for a man of integrity?

>>149168807
go to argentina for a holiday
theyre as bad as philos and ukies as far as get me out of this shithole syndrome is concerned

>>149168815
Can't, sorry mate

>>149168817
good advice honestly
fuck i need to get back into my spanish immersion

>>149168800
no mate the opposite hes ugly as fuck makes me feel better about not having as much coin as him

Fiddle di do fiddle di dum
There’s something in my bum
Fiddle di die fiddle di dock
Wouldn’t you know, it’s a cock

>>149168822
how did you learn to roll the r? been trying for years but can't get it

Do you guys remember when Carlton wogs brought loaded guns into the footy, and the Jeet security staff just waved them through

they're not stocking those magnum ice cream tubs at Coles anymore, dunno about Woolworths

>>149168845
What the actual fuck
Those are elite

anyone else here diagnosed with autism/asperger's? how are you coping?

>>149168830
dunno i could just do it. might've helped that i used to mimic heaps of accents as a kid.

>>149168845
coles is fucked mate havent had frozen mashed potato for months

>frozen mashed potato
had no idea this was a thing

>>149168807
don't bother they are legitimately unhinged
t. the guy who posted those Fred censored pics of a Colombian last year

>>149168823
kek so you're ugly AND poor

>>149168855
I post about putting things in to my rectum.

>>149168830
You need to repeat it every day, it's what they do as kids. Look up erre con erre cigarro on YouTube and try it every day, keep your tongue soft.

>>149168856
i see, thanks mate. i for some reason can't do it no matter how i try, it always turns into the guttural r. i guess i'll aim for a bookworm shut-in nerd semi-catholic french gf

>>149168830
Can you do it at the back of your throat like for French? Do that, but then keep the tip of your tongue stiffer and move it forward to the front of your mouth.

>>149168830
pronounce g (not 'jee' but 'ger')
pronounce k (not 'kay' but 'kuh'
alternate with them, start slowly then increase speed
introduce the r at the start when you have them blended

>>149168862
i've seen it at Coles before, I don't want to try it because it feels far too low effort as though I should be embarrassed that I can't mash some potatoes myself, and I already don't put effort into anything

This is the most aesthetic jumper contrast possible

>>149168862
yeah its pretty good shit too just potato butter milk salt and pepper no preservatives or colouring
for the effort it takes to mash it yourself its worth

>>149168865
i've tried for literal years, simply does not work in my mouth, i've tried every method persistently

>>149168868
i can do the french r perfectly, and i've tried the 'transition' method, but it simply doesn't work

>>149168871
that's a guttural r, no? like the french

thanks for all the feedback lads, i guess my mouth is just built different or something

>>149168863
>They're legitimately unhinged
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149168879
Well maybe you have a biological impediment. Some latin speakers can't do it.

>>149168863
Nah im alright looking. Dont know why youre trying to pretend Fyfe isnt an ugly fish looking cunt though

>>149168886
yeah that's what i'm thinking, hence why i'm studying french instead

Lads, Shaun just posted

nothing brings me joy anymore, it's just a another slow 50+ years waiting for death

Not sure if the bombers can get rigged back into it from here.

i've got a pooey bum and pooey undies

Haven’t had a (you) for a while, lads.

been reading about mbti lately, not necessarily taking it as gospel truth but it's an interesting system

my old mate married a mexican chick she was hot as fuck when they met then turned into a potato with an underbite

brad scott OUT

>>149168863
>they are legitimately unhinged
could describe every woman i have ever know

>>149168889
>posts here
>yeah i'm alright looking
you gain looks points with every additional zero after the $10 in your bank account you hunch back

mumza told me no more screen time so I won't be posting again tonight

>>149168914
epic projection Im fit as fuck no hunch back here
sorry for insulting your fish king

>>149168913
I've met plenty of women in my life who were perfect candidates to take the name of Mrs. Reality Check

>>149168911
my cousin married a latina, absolutel smokeshow some years ago when i attended their wedding, now a bloated greaseball

lol

>>149168921
how do i find a scat eating gf?

Geelong "world beaters" Cats

geelong '500k a year dishwashing job on the side' cats

the hottest woman i have ever seen irl was the venezuelan gf of a high school friend
she was so hot i literally couldn't form sentences around her

>>149168941
thats because you are a dog cunt and instead of talking to her normally you were thinking about what to say to impress her, your 'friends' gf
cunts like you need a solid heeming

the german accent gets annoying very quickly, especially when they're overly confident in their english skills

>>149168948
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

i like latin american girls with big tits and bums

>>149168921
case workers dont count

COCK in my ARSE

the majority of conceptions/births are unintentional and unplanned. we aren't going to survive as a species

>>149168948
yeah fuckhead i witnessed a literal angel in the flesh and my mouth stopped working i'm a real dog cunt hey

>>149168919
keep dancing my pet

PENIS deep inside my COLON

>>149168982
OK James Blunt.

>>149168987
oops forgot my trip

i like skinny french girls with gorgeous brown eyes, would like to take one to see a football match and watch MY crows lose and then she cooks an okay but kinda plain pasta for dinner

>>149168913
nah they are next level and can change on a dime. I remember she had a shit fit out of nowhere that I was using a photo she took on my bumble profile and I go "yeah because I look happy" and she instantly melted and said "aww that's so sweet" it was disturbing to watch how fast they can change in the moment.

>>149168982
nah youre a fuckin dog cunt one of those blokes who tries to fuck your mates missus

>>149168919
>I-I'm alright looking
>I'm fit as fuck!
lmao keep telling yourself that gymcel, stay poor

>>149169003
>out of nowhere
Maybe it was because you were still actively using a dating site while you were with her?

>>149168877
what are you talking about mash potato is one of the most low effort foods to make you imbecile

Kicked that one to stick it up the Jews.

>>149169022
>with her
casual dating doesn't equal being in a relationship Cleatus and I'm not going to be held hostage by an emotional terrorist just because she thinks she feels something for me despite me giving the clear intentions of nothing serious.

>>149169022
seems a cultural clash thing. australians seem to have much more open/loose relationships until things are absolute and serious. other cultures assume an exclusive relationship much more soon than australians.

>>149169013
maybe if i was i'd actually get laid

brb gonna go shove some fat cocks up my fat ass

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>>149169047
Doctor’s orders.

>>149169046
>>149169046
>>149169046
new
fuck you

>>149169043
Aussies are natural cucks. Got it.

>>149169065
spot on

>>149169038
still hard to frame it as her being a schizo though. honestly you come off as slightly batemanesque.

>>149169092
based white knight

fremantle

wrong team won tonight

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