Thread 149163112

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Lol judgy

which doyer can bench 800

Mariners

Jays

How come none of the loud people like AOC, Vance or Majorie Taylor do the congressional games?

stros

>>149163112 (OP)
Metsies own ya

>>149163139
bruh whats up with Colorado

>>149163112 (OP)
‘Kees

>>149163149
They’re all assmen

Angels

For me, it's Jesus Christ and the Mets, in that order

>kotranoshitz
C’mon angels do better

>>149163149
You’re asking about a state that’s a sanctuary for gays?

>>149163139
hold the fort

>>149163160
I don’t understand. Explain.

Patkees are winning the ballgame.

Tuve makes it 5-0 in the 2nd
whew Twins

Engage with the batter son

Bros... he's kinda washed

>>149163214
Your club needs bats.

JLo’s lookin sharp on the mound.

START THE MARTE PARTY

doggie doos

Based Tuve
>Like a second later
KEK alpoove

Starling Marte with his beautiful black body putting on a show for all the fags in attendance.

Fly fly fly

MARTE

Damn when this offense is on it's on

Nobody cares astropaco

my barves really gonna lose to the rockies again...

>>149163219
The Jays bet the house on the rookies showing some grit. So far, only Barger has stepped up. The squad players are doing okay

Good work mest.

>Orze
ayo this nigga named after pasta

Attaboy volpe!

I think the Mariners suck

I'll be scoreboard watching my Chadres, Gears of war reloaded beta came out, so I'll be beta testing the game rather than seeing Chadres struggle with RISP and a 6 era Dbacks pitcher.

>>149163279
Dinger fucks ya

Give it up for those Doggie Doos

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOD tonight?

>>149163294
thats orzo

metsbros how do we acquire skubal at the deadline?

>>149163318
Have you tried throwing 800 million at him?

>>149163123
>padding on the bar
pussy

>>149163318
Gotta give up the farm Stearns would never do it

>>149163123
*squat
I bet it's Glasnow

>>149163299
You know what must be done

WHY HAVENT THE DODGERS SPOKEN UP ABOUT THE ICE INVASION OF THEIR CITY?

I'm kinda not surprised since people don't want to mix politics and sports, but DAMN i expected some type of acknowledgment from my hometown favorite team. ICE is detaining people who have been here in LA 20+ years with no criminal records + paying taxes and aren't giving due process. I guess they rather not speak on it.

>>149163318
He won't be available but the Gayves will be trading us all of their valuable assets

>>149163250
cringe

Is Recker white?

>>149163269
you cared enough to reply :^)

>>149163366
big ocuna?

>>149163376
DYING OUT

>>149163359
>paying taxes
you're that dumb

>>149163214
if he can go 4 innings he's basically on par with every modern starter in current year.

>>149163359
not a very convincing troll, unfortunately

>>149163250
based

Is Reed Garret the only good ginger reliever?

>>149163264
Kys.

>>149163431
/mlb/ doesn’t put any ointment on their tendies do they?

>>149163404
He's going to get shelled in the majors if he averages 90 mph after the 3rd inning

>>149163438
cringe
>>149163373
based

i do not like blackbum

>>149163453
I just threw up

>>149163391
What does this mean? How does it apply to Recker?

>>149163453
Kys x 2.

BRYAN I BETTER NOT SEE YOU AT THE GAME!

>>149163449
>ITS THE OINTMENT!

kek blow gays

Guys, the dude replacing Senga may not be that good

>brother and his family are coming into town for fathers day weekend
>have to spend time offline instead of shitposting and watching ball
ack!

>>149163486
Ackburn didn’t start this game

>>149163264
>>149163453
How do you manage to be more gay than the actual cocksucking faggots that post here?

>>149163501
Why did Holmes come out so soon?

>Can't score runs of Morton
It's over

>>149163450
nah just mix speeds, paint the corners, and get friendly umpie calls because you're a legend. simple as

>>149163543
I root for the Braves

>>149163149
(does this guy not see it's shopped, or is he simply a (you) fisherman?)

Swanson's swan song

>>149163300
Are they remaking it again?

>the wave
based philly crowd

>>149163503
what's gay about hot women? would you rather see troonhou pictures?

coming for that ass el gay like ICE coming after you're pinche abuelita

Jacob Melton owns your franchise.

>>149163631
BANG BANG BANG

Shut up Bryan

Mets better get that lead back over Tampa.

>7-0
>in the 3rd
I expected more fight from you Twins

what the hell happened to the Mets

>>149163631
>My team has 2 Jakey boys
Feels good

>>149163658
They are faggets

>>149163658
Paul Blackburn

>>149163373
sup lil bro

Stearns pitching lab sisters…

>>149163674
selfies go on >>>/soc/

>>149163658
Bullpen had two full days rest and forgot how to pitch

>>149163658
long relief collapse

>>149163596
Yeah, it's a remake upgraded version of UE, they announced it on PS5 and Steam, the beta just came out today. I have the Xbox version so I get it for free, used to own the physical, but I play steam so I bought it. Beta is super nice and smooth but hell the mouse and keyboard movement is clunky. I can't bind it to mouse 4 on my mouse, hopefully they fix it, Mariners bro.

My stream froze, but CMO made contact! It was a groundout but still

>>149163619
This isn’t how Giants fans actually feel

>>149163658
they're still the only team that's never been blown out

lol mest

>>149163250
New Doggie just dropped

doyerpacos are seething again

>>149163692
Hey babe! Where’s dinner?

>>149163708
>falling for the psyop
cringe

>>149163705
Their fans get blown out every night though?

>>149163708
Fraud award desu

>>149163649
keep the edits coming you're getting closer and closer to reality

Which current or former players have feminine bodies and/or asses.

>>149163692
It was a fun game when I was 16 we went to get it at midnight and played it a bunch.

>>149163749
Is this the year the Mariners win the west?

kek doyerpacos seething

>>149163736
No but ur mum does lel

>>149163701
it's crazy how many NPCs there are

>>149163708
unfathomably based.

GG Phils

>blow gays
I’m laughing out loud at this one.

3/3 and it’s only the 3rd inning

Of all the teams the Yankees play and easily beat throughout the season, the only team that costs them the second half is against fucking Boston. There is some evil voodoo magic in them.

I cannot believe that didn't go foul

>>149163758
No

Tigods just made another new fan

>>149163783
Dog 'em

4-1 Somerset

I love sweating and I hate bathing.
Go Dodgers!

New tigers fan here

>>149163758
Outlook: unlikely.

Any other fellow giants fans still transitioning here?

>>149163840
major father issues

lmao the reds suck

>>149163835
People are way too self conscious about sweating fr

Getting deported sounds shitty until you realize it’s from SMELL.A.

Yep, I’m officially a new tigers fan here

The Cincy Credy Croos

My Angels do NOT want to win this game.

beavybros we got out of the jam

OH MY AARON JUDGE

Old Tigers fan here. Just started liking the team, but I'm 78.

>>149163859
>anime

JUDGE KEEPS US ALIVE

>nobody cares about yankees vs redsox
soulless board

The Talons-Blaze game has been postponed until tommorow.

>>149163933
Pls understand, they're allergic to .500

>>149163961
I care.

>>149163961
The who? I’m a new tigers fan here

jahmai jones that young hot call up for the tigs. is that nigga built to last in the bigs?

Doesn't the doyers game violate curfew

J U D G E D
U
D
G
E
D

>>149163961
>look at these teams from basically the same metro area
nope!

Tuve with a Crawford Boxes special

JUDGED (#26)

>>149163961
i hate both new york and boston though

chadman to the rescue

>>149163983
Yankees legend, Jamal James.

>crochet thought he was getting a cgso
kek

What the fuck is happening to my Twins lately? Their pitching is suddenly so bad they'd be better off letting their opponents hit off a tee.

>>149163840
are kids still falling for the tattoo meme or did it peak with millennials?

>>149163965
The game between the Bandits and Volts however is happening and is free to watch on mlb.com

https://www.mlb.com/video/ausl-live-volts-vs-bandits-158909

>catches homerun from the other team
>immediately throws it back

>>149163778
>>149163765

>>149163961
i put it on the tv in the other room but forgot to go watch it

>>149163961
scoot your ass over to the espn chatroom

this fucking midget can only homer to the crawford boxes

>>149163975
Yeah well, looks like they just called the game. Lame way to lose when this offense has been pretty good late in games.

>>149164036
>paying for mlb network and not just mlb.tv
major cuck vibes

Guess we gotta wait til July for trade deadline :s

>>149164036
>both teams have white pants
well well well, seems they got the memo. i'll watch this instead of baseball tonight

>>149164031
Sex. Have it

>>149164103
boomer cope

barves!

>>149164103
i have, but admittedly it's been a minute. it was a serious question you dip

>>149164107
18+

red sox will walkoff anyways
that judge homer was nothing

>>149164133
>>149164107

>>149164103
strike a nerve? let me guess: millennial with multiple regrettable tats?

>>149163112 (OP)
this is getting ridiculous... don't they know ohtani is coming up to bat

The Orioles and god have stolen a game from my Angels. They were only down by 2, go fuck yourself rain.

>>149164174
Have sex incel

>>149164137
no they wont they fucking suck

>>149164087
mlb.tv plays the blazies foo

>>149164202
negative

>>149164181
>Angels
>god not on their side
oh my kek

>>149164190
no thanks i'm saving myself for marriage

it is pride night at doyer stadium :)

>>149164204
cool it with the antisemitism

>>149164206
nigga yes they do I’ve been watching

VOLTSchads how are we feeling?

Sneks

>>149164238
Feeling ur mum lel

>>149164228
anak, why you always outside gallivanting with your pekpek huh??

>>149164226
that is July 5th

Are the Bandits just going to dominate every other team, what is this shit

>>149164238
going to lose by one or two I think. its not looking so good, but bandits leave a lot of runners on base so we will see.

>>149164181
God saw them getting bent over by Charlie fucking Morton and decided to show mercy and end the game early

>>149164224
HOLY BASED!

>volts brought in a house to pitch
architects, our moment has arrived

>>149164226
well the giants are in town. gotta make them feel at home.

I'm here to watch the DOYERS beat the Giants!

Softball has a physique for every kind of man

>>149164299
too soon

>>149164190
i'm sorry for your star wars calf tattoo. don't worry, you can get it removed!

Manfredball in Fenway

My sidewinder king is coming in

>>149164300
So does ur mum lel

>>149164298
we finna stretch then gape that bussy

whats up /mlb/, just got back from a 3 day vacation

Mercy rule exists in the AUSL btw.

>>149164333
is this AI? the artifacting around the shorts line is atrocious

Gay bar

>>149164300
What is it about softball and baseball that gives people huge asses?

>>149164333
>reentry trips
clean up your act faggot

>>149164300
Too bad 70% are dykes

Timothy Hill, also known as "Tim Jim" from the Yankee Global Enterprises, LLC, formerly YankeeNets, LLC, just took us to extras.

They're all loaded up in Queens

>>149164333
>thigha

>>149164354
Thank you for taking care of him. I wish he worked out here, but alas.

>>149164392
it's fake

>Kay said 'Manfredman'
kek

>>149164341
She's got the fittest body i've seen so far.

>have college world series on tv behind me
>hear careless whispers
>reflexively turn around for Greinke's at bat
bring him back bros
also kill the fucking DH

Don’t you fucking choke rays!

>>149164396
I miss him

FAGGets kek!

LOL MEST

>>149164411
sex with M's fans

risprolitans

>>149164439
pretty pathetic asses, desu

15 year contract btw

>>149164399
>black shorts
>black floor
>black wall trim
>white wall
Yea, I’m thinking your retarded

>>149164396
Fitting eyes on that cat. I hope we resign gleybs

Volpedo you fucking retard

>>149164411
checked and imagine being upset by this lol

>>149164300
except the ones who aren't into pigs

>>149164465
oh no, it's retarded

>it's a gooner
oh, that checks out

NOT MY BERD GAPIES

lets do our best today jints :)

>>149164493
kys

>>149164493
I threw up

>>149164493
No one asked you

>>149164469
It's part of what was going for. I like the Cocaine Cat. You guys know something we don't so hopefully you guys do resign him. What could've been.
>VolPEDO

Oh yeah, I'll be wearing this the next time the Dodgers come down to Petco Park.

>>149164553
it's funny because its' true

>>149164553
I look like this and do this

Red Sox video room remains undefeated.

The only reason you guys are racist because you are bitter that we have become the main culture of Americanism.
Sunday league baseball? Mexicans.
Big lifted expensive trucks? Mexicans.
Live country music? Mexicans.
Off-roading? Mexicans.
Rodeos? Mexicans.

Boonie ejected

BYE BYE BOONE

>>149164564
>you’re gay
we know doyerpaco

>>149164564
just copped one, thanks

>>149164592
>>149164596
and that's a good thing

and this is where the jankees find a way to lose a 1 run game...

aaron boone's chimping out again

baboone bros...

BOONE MELTY
KILL ALL UMPS

How does he keep doing it?!

I'm not watching, what did Boone chimp out about now?

Fuck you UMPggers

>>149164590
flyoversissies… our response?

now this is the rockies i expected to see

>>149164564
Someone did a Padres version on Instagram too of that same exact replica but brown and gold.

>rasy defense
kekkkk cmon metsies

>>149164620
>brown and gold
you mean shit and piss

>>149164620
Babe, where’s dinner?

>>149164638
if your piss is that color, you are drinking too much beer, paco

Yankees are still winning this game. calm the fuck down.

>>149164615
possible fair ball called foul and replay stood. threw his gum and got ejected immediately. it was pretty close

Holy based umps

poodrepaco absolutely seething

Throw em' all out umpchads

>two rain delayed games
Manfred weather machine

This Bandits' pitcher is chubby, but the good kind of chubby

doyerillegals getting a bit belligerent, aren’t they playing the giants tonight though? why so many poodres posts?

>another ejection
holy fucking KEK

>>149164656
most of the time, these boone ejections seem staged

Stankees chimping out

>>149164677
you can't talk architecture without posting examples

I’m missing ump kino T-T

lmao

>>149164682
they get easily ass mad so it's fun to poke and prod

Weird call against the Poos.

Cam on Brewers FC

The Stankee collapse starts right here and it's not even the second half of the season

>>149164708
What made him upset?

FAGGets Kekaroooooo

How does Boone still have a job?

>>149164727
Challenged a foul ball call and didn't win it.

>>149164732
hatewatching the team you love to hate?

Period Sox will still fail to capitalize

thats 800 million plus tip

>>149164765
I threw up

>>149164757
for
>>149164702

I see doyerpacos are still mad Soto one upped their so called goat

Naylor has been crushing it lately. SNEKS

>Poodres
BAU BAU!
Thanks sneks.

>>149164755
Reminder you will need international postage on this panamafren. It’s due back by November.

>>149164774
SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF

>>149164746
>>149164751
>>149164755
>>149164771
keep this same energy in october

DAAAAAAAAAAAA STINKEEEEES LOOOOOOSE

DAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yankees :(

don't care

START SPREADING THE NOOSE

KEK STANKEE

ITFDB

NOOOOOOO ONE JOTOOOOO NOOOOOO MY STINKEE STANKEES

SSSSSSTINKKKEEEEEEESSSS KWAB!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TWENTY SEVEN WHO? GET FUCKED STANKEERATAS

>>149164815
there are people old enough to drive who have never seen the yankees win a ring

>>149164839
grow up

ITFDB

yamkeks on the gallows hill

>>149164846
yes, they did

KITAAAA

Fuck you, period sox. Umps won that game.

>>149164815
16 years ago lol. you've probably never seen them win one

Let's just get this 3 game series over with.
Don't feel good about our offense jintsbros

its up
https://youtu.be/qQadN44WqlU?si=oxam0Wz_2fn7thye

Guys remember to wash your ballcaps every once in a while. This dads pitcher got a meaty sweat line built up.

>>149164847
this cartoon hated you fags so much that she killed herself LOL

>>149164752
You can't challenge fair/foul tho

>>149164857
cute

It's Pride Night and I need my ass FILLED!

what does /mlb/ think of baseball superfan Savannah Bond?

Adames :)

MCKINNEY WITH A HUGE BLAST
She's cute, i hope her wife treats her well

wtf Yoshi

LOLDODGERS

>homerun in the first inning
no...

>>149164867
>Killed herself
>Got a new job
not the same

>>149164902
>her
it was a guy behind the camera

>yamameatball
KEK its Kino!

Aaron Boone needs anger management

Yams… on the hill… NOOOOOOO

>>149164883
Idk what you mean by that

sorry i talked shit the last two months adames :)

Carlos Narváez is him.

>the bad guys (yankees) lost
world peace at last

>>149164919
She has a kid too

Before I started watching baseball I didn't know a ton about it and I thought teams had 1 main pitcher and maybe a couple others who were like bullpen guys but I didn't know that term at the time. I thought it was like hockey where you typically have 1 main goalie and a backup.

any other dads fans watching jints-doyers?

>>149164985
>fundies actually believe this

Don't worry doyerfans. My Jints have a knack for hitting a solo HR then not having any base runners for like 6 innings

>>149164989
I’m a moms fan

>>149165014
TSMT

PORTLAND PADRES!

At least Freddy Peralta is pitching well.

Just got home

good luck southern siblings

>>149164999
I didn't grow up with sports, my dad watched football only slightly more than casually and I played tball for maybe 1 or 2 years. I didn't start getting into sports at all until I was in my 20s.

Austin Dodgers!!!!

this doyer game has to be scripted. they will obviously come back later.

Tying run is up bros

>>149165054
do people unironically believe this?

Winning run is up bros

tiggies win again :)

>>149165063
manfred magnets anon

>>149165044
>fundie is in his 20s

>>149165063
Baseball is probably the hardest sport to fix, versus something like basketball where you can subtly change the flow of the game via foul calls/non calls. Maybe ball/strike calls but that would be too obvious.

Last out aiiiyeeeeee Ronny Mo plz

FAGGets kek!

>>149164564
starting to think ohtani was a mistake dodgerbros

LOL MEST

FAGGets LMFAO

did mestsisters get too cocky?

how do you not even swing

>Mets choke the game on Sodomite night
Now thats something to be proud of gotta love my homophobic and especially that patriot blackburn

Rays!

trannybros....

terrible ab… terrible bullpen. gg tho skatin rays.

c'mon blue

>losing with an easy schedule
October basement dwellers.

Meatball is getting squeezed

still the best team in the nl

Mauricio has to go back down. he's nowhere near ready. overmatched in almost every AB

Time to watch (You)r team lose :)

>>149165253
*laughs in cubgers*

Yamamoto sucks. fucker's lost it.

peepeepoopoodres kek

ordered some sesame chicken. time to enjoy the jints/doyers

Los poopoos de San Diego

>>149165270
cubs lost that game tho

Why aren't you watching the NBA Finals?

>>149165319
no bronny

My rangers are about to choke!

FAGGets!

>>149165319
cause Basedball is on

>>149165319
i have it on but its muted
idc until the last few minutes

>>149165319
my giants are playing

Let’s get one more FAGGets kek around the horn.

>>149165319
only the last 3 minutes of clock matter (which last 40 minutes)

>>149165319
I’m standing up for my latinx brothers and sisters facing deportation by shitposting about their team

>>149165319
I don't enjoy basketball.

FAGGets kek!

DA RAYS BABY DA RAYS

>>149165360
racist

I propose a cease-fire on my mets. thanks.

>>149165319
luv handegg
luv luckswing
‘ate apehoop
‘ate divegrass
Simple as

>>149165319
I don’t care for the nba

Is that the fucking Chihuahua poster? Oh just you wait till I grab ahold you and grip you with my claws. I’m gonna restrain you and penetrate you roughly you little shit.

TEO

>>149165319
lack of diversity in the sport

that funky muncy

>Teo drawing a walk
what is this

>>149165398
JigC!

>>149165378
Careful brother that cost gawker everything -HH

>>149165436
>watches baseball which is 90% hispanic

max muncy is fat

>>149165414
monitoring this post

cocksucker ump has given Webb 4 free strikes already

Umps are insecure when Muncy his up because his eye is better than theirs.

leave max muncy alone

THE RAGS PREVAILED!

>cusb, mest, and doyers all lose on the same day

kekini

>>149165466
I meant to write nolan

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

>>149165414
>>149165472

phew

>>149165485
bravo Nolan

wew hes safe

PANDY
PANDY
PANDY

>>149165472
based chihuahua poster

Rare defensive Manfred magnets

>>149165527
that’s just the mlb hat

KEK VAGINANTS

>>149165449
yeah

gg Doyers.
When does Bailey come back?

GAME IS BACK ON ANGELBROS

Astros win!!
ggs Twins
4/5 day for JP3. Dude may end up starting the all-star game at this rate.

Just rush out Salas and buy a new catcher /Trade. Díaz can't been hit a 79 mph ball, holy hell, I don't care if Salas is rushed, this shit sad af :(

astros won, btw

why is webb such a bitch

>>149165543
Cute!

>>149165562
you NEED mitch garver!

this ump is stupid as fuck. so many inconsistent calls on both teams

>>149165484
Psycho gang coded post

where the fuck is bailey

>>149165551
Correa seems to have declined by contrast.

>>149165562
Why didn't the Poodres re-sign Kyle Higashioka?

nobody cares astropaco

Umpshit is guessing at this point
>>149165577
He's ugly as fuck. That's reason enough

I care

NU
>>149165591
>>149165591
>>149165591

gg pooers

>>149165598
Kinda sad if I’m honest, I still have my Correa jersey

>>149165608
Siedler Poojeta wife lawsuit and Seidler brothers being cheap, things would have been easier if we signed higgy, but nooooo. Also they still failed to find a new TV deal. They literally have Campusano and won't let him play, I knoe campy sucks as catcher but come on, it can't be worse than Maldonado or Diaz

Holy fuck fire this dogshit ump

Back to back off castillo

>>149166179
>>149165610
you cared enough to reply :^)

>>149167060
>149167060
>>149165610
you cared enough to reply :^)

>>149167352
>>149165610
you cared enough to reply :^)

>>149167551
>>149165610
you cared enough to reply :^)

IAYC :^)

>>149168218
>>149167879