>>149167646 (OP)BSED BASED BASED OP IMAGE :^)
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>>149167646 (OP)Metsies are feeling delaaaaaayed :(
Cubsisters our bellies are saved!
Umps saved our cubbieholes
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT GIVE UP A 2 RUN HOME RUN WTF
>>149179749our blaziesโฆ last licks tho :P
>>149179820What a kissable forehead
what kind of name is Braxton Ashcraft
>naturally we called our stuff gator-ade!
Which Cubs players are female?
I want to kiss Montana Fouts on the lips
WE HAVE AN ANTHEM STANDOFF IN HOUSTON
>>149179713is the hitter the Muncy or Schwarber of the team?
TROUT IS SO FUCKING BACK
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149179850Yes theyโre like calico cats
>>149179928It's a very small sample size, but she isn't very good so far
>>149179877Toccata be kiddinโ me! (Thatโs a little classical music humor folks).
>>149179778WELL they lost yet another game.
Game 2 in half an hour.
Surely nobody will be injured today
Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?
Is Gunnar Henderson related to Ricky Henderson?
>>149180360>same last nameyea, checks out
>>149180272Yes, despite Ackburn spaghetti splurge last night
>>149180433He told the media heโs not really a fan of being in the bullpen and hasnโt really adjusted well to it.
>>149180484shut the FUCK up!!!
tigersbros what was this humiliation...
>>149180540Tigers werenโt able to cheat
Rockies really got out of a jam there
Another no-hitter pitched by Snade
my red sox won last night, btw
Blaze vs Talons game 2 is coming up. Free to watch on MLB.com and on the app.
https://www.mlb.com/video/ausl-live-talons-vs-blaze-162682
Mets bullpen was due for a meltdown I guess. Rays have a good offense. Hoping for a win today.
>>149180773Made for Snade
Yet another ball that Adell hits hard as fuck, but directly at someone
>>149180948it's troonspeak for "please fuck my ass"
>>149180886Yeah, MY wife.
My jungle love
My Oie Oie Oโs KEK!!!!
>>149180591IM NOT CRAZY IM NOT CRAZY IM NOT CRAZY
any of these softball girls have ludes?
Cubgers won that game GO FUCK YOUR SELFS
New tigers fan here. I thought the tigers were good
>>149181110Pic a favorite, look up her instagram.. There's probably photos of her with her ass hanging out in a bikini
hows the cardinals-brewers game going?
>>149181242i brought my dad out to watch our hometeam get blown out feelsbadman
>>149181273what about nudes tho
Blaze bros we are losing again
Png
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Yankees lineup tonight
>>149181553their chad baseball bfs have them
>>149181553iirc there was one that was good in college and now has an only fans, but she doesn't play in this league.
>>149181617How do I get a job as their postgame laundry cleaner?
a cheeky lil lead off Lindinger would do nice right about now
You โpeopleโ (I know youโre half bots) are pathetic. It just takes some ESPN attention and MLB money and youโre sucking off softball girls as if youโve been a fan forever. Itโs sad really. I almost hope itโs just paid shills because at least youโre getting money out of it then. But stop posting them in /mlb/, theyโre not in the majors and never will be, they donโt play the same sport, and most importantly, they will never ever have sex with you. Just google โass in tight pantsโ if you need to see that, but stop shitting up this thread with your fucking garbage. Itโs embarrassing and sad and completely inorganic and unauthentic. Fuck you, and Iโd say fuck your families but they probably hate you as much as I do already.
>>149181781I know this is pasta, but I genuinely canโt tell if thereโs people here who are really interested in softball or just serious gooners
Bowden just isn't getting any oxygen out there
>>149180948It's an ancient Cubgers meme, deep from the heart of Old Joliet Prison
https://youtu.be/e5FH0NkkTYE
Do the Diamondbacks have a shot tonight at not getting blown out?
>>149181855As I said. Your club needs bats.
>stop having fun with the new sports league!!!!
lmao fuck off
>>149181914No but ur mum does lel
>>149181415kinda has my body, though her tits are a little bigger
>>149181705idk who actually does their laundry right now. They don't have home stadiums where they would just dump all that shit at the end of the game.
>>149181855He can only be elite when the Jays are below .500
Sad, might be his last start before Scherzer sends him to the minors. Even sadder is when Scherzer inevitably gets hurt again and he has to get called back up.
Oy vey! Dodger fans are suddenly anti-Israel!
Where in Dodger Stadium is the /mlb/ Hololive Night meet up?
>>149181845I like softball. It's very fast paced and often times high scoring so it's easy to watch. And the girls just happen to be cute, is that such a crime?
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>BB
>BB
>HBP
>BB
>HBP
>blue gays
>losing 2-1 with a no hitter
What did they mean by this?
>>149181781Based fuck gooners
Stop exposing us Phils, my Jays are supposed to be elite dammit
/mlb/ is for:
Frens
MLB
NPB
KBO
NCAA
AUSL
any fucking questions?
>>149181781t.Metsfag.
Softball is way more on topic than spamming k-pop idols
>>149182027turns out you can pitch no-hitters without throwing any strikes
Phillies walkin for the cycle
Speaking of gooning... Spencer Strider's arm today.
>>149182027happened to a yankee pitcher in 1990 I think,, randy something.
PROTECT WITH 2 STRIKES TROUT
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>>149182057You fuckers will blame literally anything on my Metsโฆ
>>149182145The Mets spammer has actively vocalized how much he hates softball before.
And to think Gausman and Francis were projected to be our top 2 starters coming into this season...
O'Hoppe has been dogshit lately. Offensively and defensively. Put d'Arnaud im
>>149182210I need to see the angels break it open this year. I havenโt really seen that yet.
>>149182206>and a little bit of chicken fried
Oooh another wark. I so solly
Iโve realized this is just a rebuilding year for my royals
Fouts is really pretty, but she always has her mouth open and that's weird.
Ron Washington hasnโt been the same since the 2023 World Series
Pinch hitting with Kingery is wild. Soler must be hurt. But also Soler is ass so i don't even really care if he is.
DodgerBros... Are we able to confirm no ICE again today at Dodger stadium so that are fans can again go out and enjoy and watch out team?
>>149182367I hope they deport the whole state
>>149182367Implying anyone can afford baseball games in this economy.
>>149182307we call that mouth breathing
>>149182389I thought he and Ross Perot were the same person for years
>>149182387>dominican-canadian
Fouts
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>>149182392Well i love this mouth breather
>>149182417Is Kavan from Texas going to join this league?
Would Recker make a good AUSL player?
>>149182438idk, i think she wanted to be a sports therapist or something. I hope so though.
GIFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
he finally did something
>>149181781Iโm seething about this post
>>149181781
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>talking about how Schanuel never strikes out
>strikes out
Fuck you Wayne lol
Baseball is a black sport because without blacks baseball wouldnโt be where it is.
i had idea where u get rid of cities in baseball n then each team plays all over that way ne1 can be a fan u don have to live there n u get to see ur team so like a's are a's yankee is just yankees not from NY so every1 goes a cross the country n play like 5 games n each city. n then for playoff u take 10 best teams no more divisons n they play at the city where they had most fans during reguler season so like it will be played were the real fans are but now ne1 can be a fan
>>149182367I'll be there tonight, I hope they are.
Hardest hit ball by a Met this season?
>>149182624fuck youโฆFUCK YOU!!!
>>149182567has a little bit of ass.
Hunter Brown thinks he's at a bowling alley and the Twins still can't stop striking out against him.
>>149182648So you want an empty stadium with nothing but Jints fans?
>>149182675>implying the giants fans at dodger stadium aren't also pacos
HB with 7 innings and 12Ks
Diesel continues his dominance
>>149182694Giants fans are faggots
>>149182655it's just lordosis
Another game where Wash takes a pitcher out too fucking late
mโs won yesterday. Late nite kino tonight hopefully
>>149182729Metsies better keep the lead
>>149182730watch it son
it being my dick in your mom's mouth
>>149182733What the fuck is his problem?
Based Brandon and Baty
>>149182757>he finally posted the real version You know I made this edit right?
>>149182797Yeah I know thatโs why I posted it
>>149182769He's old as fuck and the game has passed hm by
>>149182797Based. But HOW?
Jesus that Caminero homer was crazy
MeGill you fucking shitter
Trust em up Fundies trust em up
TYLOR SHITGILL
SHITLORD MESWILL
I need to stop watching Megill starts.
>>149182901all that stuff has been cleaned out
>men on corners
>no outs
Oh god.
will he shock the world tonight?
>>149182925>he hates small owned businesses Can I get a FAGGets kek!
Aubrey Leach has a very young sounding voice.
Anyone want to buy me a beer? Only first base tho. Go Cubs btw.
Honey, have you seen my Metty Met Mets kek?
i think campy will finally get a hit today
Devil Gays gonna beat the gay Mets.
>>149183019Looks tasty want to drink
>>149183038I'm not sure it's drinkable.
>>149183021>Devil Gays gonna beat the gay Mets.Rely?
>>149183058And Iโm gonna beat my gay boyfriend! KEK!!!
Itโs Tylorver they have his number today, go get his ass Mendy.
game's over, what should I do instead of watching this
Fuck you Ackburn.
Fuck you Meshit.
DONT YOU DARE HIT ANA
YOU CAN HIT ANYONE ELSE BUT HER
Easy schedule brosโฆwhere are we now?
Megill should be shot and stabbed and raped. Simultaneously
Do you know anyone who is both a keker and a leler?
Holy shit MeGill is so ass
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Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh
I'm enjoying watching Ana Gold run back and forth on the bottom of my screen
Big brain move to throw the wild pitch and open up a base for Caminero tbqh
>>149183226Sheโd be calling me Snade the Impaler
>the absolute state of my mets
picked a good game to skip today I see
>>149183226wanna sniff her crack
I thought dwarves were supposed to be dangerous over short distances.
Tylor MegillโฆYOU are a FAGGet
>>149183265Games not out of hand yet, if they donโt get this out itโs prob over thoughever.
im gonna play crusader kings 3 instead of watching this mess, see y'all tomorrow
THIS TEAM MAY NEVER WIN AGAIN
Why are Mets fans such fair weather pussies? lol.
what should i watch tonight so that tomorrow when the boomers bring up the game last night ill know what theyre talking about
>>149183314Ask them if theyโre also having anti work fatigue
>>149183314Doyers-Giants i guess
Sometimes you FAG sometimes you Get. FAGGet about it!
>>149183314stanley cup finals
>>149183314PFMA semifinals
>>149183314Hockey is on tonight
This game? FAGGet about it. Iโm gonna watch da stan lee cup or whatever.
>>149183314Dodgers or Yankees games
Win or lose, Heiny is the hero
>>149183451damn, nice recovery
My rangers need a better catcher
jรฆy
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Chad Green is a bum, shoulda traded him last year
O'Hoppe should watch that and figure out how to actually throw out a runner
Nevermind rangers catcher is solid
GG Astros.
The Twins are already looking like they just want the season to be over.
I ride wit Torrens thatโs my nigga
Take it easy on LilBro Mets.
Astros win with a *bang!*
Astros win!!!!
ggs Twins
Super Camโs first walkoff!!! Iโm so happy for the kid man. Future is looking good for us. See yal tomorrow
Braves won it all today too. FAGGets kek!
>>149183685Beating the Rockies is winning it all for the Braves lmao
Ronnie Mooooo 4 more to go!
mestgersisters... did we get too cocky?
Is Kevin Kelly related to Joe Kelly?
Three more of those and this game is tied
Juan Soto will return to the Bronx in 2035
>>149183813Ointment coded post
>>149183827$800? Thatโs a steal tbqh.
GG Orioles.
God i hope we don't get swept tommorow.
naturally, we called our stuff gatorade
Gold is the best 3rd baseman in this league
>>149183881Butto you retard
Butto you genius
there is a retard virus infecting our pitching staff
Mets entire bullpen forgot how to pitch all at onceโฆ
you can't win a game where you give up runs every inning
Mets really struggling against AL.
david peterson really fucked us up by going 9 innings
>>149183965Fr tho the entire bullpen basically had two days off and theyโve all been shaky to absolutely awful since.
>>149183944no one ever proclaimed that New Yorkers were smart
Good luck LilBroz. Please kill the rays.
>>149184005>Mets entire team is from New York Anon Iโฆ
>>149184007Check your rankings list. Some changes have occurred.
>>149184028UV radiation from the crowd spread to the players during the warm ups.
Itโs time for Yankees bรฉisbol.
Blaze showing some life in the 7th
>>149184045>rankings list
wtf happened to our tigers today
>>149184154>wtf happened to our tigers todayTheir new fan pushed them over the edge.
Iโm new to the sport. What is considered a decent WAR and what is considered a great WAR?
>5 seconds into the broadcast
>pride image sown
>My Yankees
>On Fox
Oh nonononoโฆ.
>>149184222It's pride month nigga
GAY METS
>BREAKING - The New York Mets have chose to display the Pride flag in place of the American flag during the national anthem.
https://twitter.com/Rightanglenews/status/1934021242333601952
Ointment bros. I donโt want to listen to John Smoltz.
I donโt get the point of pride. Who cares if a guy fucks another guy in the ass in the bathroom as long as they donโt tell anyone?
Yankees need to win. I'm so tired of always losing to the fucking Red Sox. Like, everybody else is beating them. Why can't you?
who?
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>>149184269>right angle news >Twitter journalism>3 second clip Mets derangement syndrome hitting new heights
>>149184207WAR -- Wins Above Replacement for position players
A single number that presents the number of wins the player added
to the team above what a replacement player (think AAA or AAAA) would add.
Scale: 8+ MVP Quality, 5+ All-Star Quality, 2+ Starter,
0-2 Reserve, < 0 Replacement Level
Developed by Sean Smith of BaseballProjection.com
>pops out of his hands like a wet bar of soap!
Royals hold all-hands player meeting after losing series to the A's in their 8th shutout
>lost last 7 of 8 series
>3.35 runs/game on the season
>46 HR (lowest in MLB)
>OBP/SLG with RISP is the lowest OBP/SLG with RISP by any team since 2008
>Bobby Witt batting .229 the last month
DODGERS ese giants suck we let them win yesterdy
>>149184324I know what it is Iโm asking what number value is considered average and what is considered great.
>red sux
Thatโs how you know itโs fixed. These guys are professional athletes. Why are they dropping the ball like itโs covered in grease.
>>149183901Unfortunately her team is ass. Their record falls to 1-4 for the worst in the league.
i see all them giants fans be mexican too and im like shit ese you on the wrong team it's all about DODGERS shit cuz giants and SF be for fags and that aint good
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>>149184360He gave you a scale eslkun, read the post
>>149184360Scale: 8+ MVP Quality, 5+ All-Star Quality, 2+ Starter,
0-2 Reserve, < 0 Replacement Level
6 pitches and a double play
>>149184324Sorry I did not see the scale. Thank you.
Nimmo plz we need ribeye steaks
>>149184348shut the fuck up paco
dodgers all the weyyyy ese
Hope Nimmo takes this guy yard, he barely warmed up.
>>149184436 it's all about LA homie your town aint shit
i be like shit dawg why you stayin at that black hotel near LAX you needa sharaton hotel ese DODGERS ask about it
>>149184436Can someone explain this here?
Who are the dumbest players?
>>149184528yankees SF SD mets
>>149184028Once the filth of the city overtakes your body you are one with the city and therefore a New Yorker.
The White Sox put a pinch runner in for their DH, which resulted in a run in the tyingrun in the 8th. They forfeited their DH spot, so pitcher Tyler Alexander was forced to hit in the 10th. He grounded out to first for the third out with the ghost runner on second.
>>149184540doyers ese los doyers foo
Rags and White Sox 11th inning
>>149184540>fundies actually believe this
>>149184548Tyler Alexander pitches out of the bottom of the 10th.
>vulpiss
When can he be sent down to the Jersey Diners?
>>149184561fuckin yeah homie
>>149184569kershaw the best ask about it we win for sure
>>149184618i dont know what that nerd shit is your probably a gay SF fan SF GAYS
>>149184540Individual players not teams.
>>149184683they all stupid they not like us
>>149184683Jizz Jizzum is easily the lowest iq mlb player
>>149184705he should go SF he look GAY
I like our new dodger cholo friend heโs gonna climb the power rankings quickly
>>149184632Manager Will Venable doesn't use pitcher Alexander as the ghost runner because they are exempt, avoiding making the same blunder that Tony La Russa made in 2021 when he let Liam Hendriks go out as the pinch runner.
>>149184705is he the biggest N in the league?
Wait, so huntah dawbins fawthah neva played for tha yankees? Owhy would e say that?
What happens if the ball hits the Ump?
>>149184748Heโs the only. Maybe him and Amir Garrett. The other blacks are either Latin or โyes sir / maโamโ blacks
>>149184748>is he the biggest N in the league?Not if Tim "Jackie Robinson" Anderson is still in it.
>>149184748>stolen baseChecks out.
Bottom of the 11th in Texas
>>149184777Yoshinobu Globohomo would NEVER. #notmyGOAT
>>149184769yea i think he's out of the league
remember how in 2021 they were trying to turn him into the face of the league?
>>149184794It was a walk, you racist piece of shit.
Does anyone have the Ohtani Israel image?
>>149184817walk on home, boy - Phillip Anselmo
>>149184813>yea i think he's out of the leagueThought he might still be on the Angels. But yea i remember, i've trolled a Sox fan saying he was an mvp level player for the past 2 years on an unrelated site. Love working marks that don't know ball.
we gonna win today, SF how my ass taste?
>>149184870Not a padres fan but Iโll eat your ass anon and make you cum harder than you ever have in your life from it.
>>149184908Did LilBro win?
El bombi walk off
Calling it
>>149184870Fellow DodgersBros, please be on the lookout for ICE and report any activity you may see so that Dodgers fans can be safe!
Bambi's mom being shot.
Calling it.
>>149184961This so much this. As a SF fan this is the only time Iโll say this but GO LA!!
>>149184905your fuckin gay as shit dawg go to SF
>>149184998This but unironically
#BiggerThanBaseball
>>149184766naaaah thatโs crazy blud just said I be like fuck it
>>149184952Who the fuck is El Bambi? I canโt keep up with all these Dominicans.
>>149185054dodgers we don't give a FUK
>>149184975Thank you! Now for the chihuahuas to win!
The Yankees need to find some natural born Red Sox killers, much like how the Red Sox always find natural born Yankee killers.
>>149185189>Aaron RetardThe based and blessed detective?
>>149184777Those verses have nothing to with gay people thou
Hops
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gg rasy, hopefully my hops have better luck tn.
>>149185405ugliest park in the league not even close
>>149184777Based god-fearing kershaw
>>149185355Itโs about retaking the rainbow from gays
Who are the trashiest and stupidest players?
>>149185461Your teams players, not my team
>>149185461Probabaly Jusge and Trout.
>>149185461>Who are the trashiest and stupidest players?None. Players traded in personality for bat flips.
Looked like Judge pretended to throw the ball into the stands right there
>>149185540Trout is my favorite boy please donโt talk about him like that.
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Weโre getting shutout by a piece of shit ginger fuck with downs.
>>149185763Iโm tired of this shit
>>149185763>filename Thatโs you though.
>>149185405Enjoy the game!
Are my Poodres seriously gonna get swept by the fucking sneks?!
>>149185794inspect โem!
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD today.
geno
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how can he float?
>>149185913Mets won that game if you remove the Megill start
How can we beat everyone but the sub-500 fucking Red Sox?
>>149186055Itโs a parking lot built on top of a mestizo burial ground
>>149186114Well where else are you suppose to park your car when going to a game?
>>149186155Ur mum lets me park in rear lel
The Yankees need to get players who own Boston.
>>149186114That's the entirety of America west of Appalachia.
>>149186149fuck youโฆFUCK YOU!!!
>>149186195Faggy Mike is but heโs injured rn
>>149186226Since when did Stanton ever own Boston?
>all these luigis and ricans crying
Red Sox own the stankees
>>149186247Giancarlo Stanton has a .270 batting average with 75 hits, 15 homers, 46 RBIs and 38 runs scored in 78 games against the Red Sox in his career.
>>149186247Itโs been known.
>>149186361That's not impressive. I want someone who could match the numbers David Ortiz had against the Yankees.
>>149186292I ainโt even polo Rican.
Which team name do you like best, and why?
Manatees
Elves
Reindeer
>>149186451elves because I want to have sex with an elf woman
>>149186427>me in the backYou're the black girl?
>>149186405Literally as good as Devers or the same in fewer PA you ball washer.
>>149185786please give him back
>>149186488>elves because I want to have sex with an elf womanLike Legolas?
>>149186427guy in seat 7 is the platonic ideal of a Dodgers fan
>>149186516im actually the skinny asian girl in the freeman jersey
>>149186760You honestly look like you suck cock. A lot of cock.
I could suck a mean cock right now
>>149186860Alice Larson pls!
I could suck a mean cock right now
>>149186601Where did you get this pic of me????
>>149185786>>149186601Yes yes everyone loves geno but wouldn't you rather get mitch garver and spend $2 million less than it would have cost to keep geno?
Why wonโt this faggot play 1B?
>>149186888trips of truth
>vulpiss
Now that this game is out of reach. What game should I watch instead?
>>149187098Padres or wait for the giants
>>149187224Itโs ok babe. Plenty of ball to be played. Btw, whereโs dinner?
>>149187098Parade riots soon? Tel Aviv getting cruise missiled? Literally anything for 50 minutes until the M's are on.
I am looking forward to nu though.
>>149187465>I could do without nu.tho
>>149187457I forgot we also get to pay Haniger this year too, but only garver plays.
Itโs another episode of my yankees get shutout by a no name starter. Judgy homerun in the 8th perchance?
How did the Yankees get this bad all of a sudden?