Thread 149169042

dog cunt edition
look up who's playing

>>149169042 (OP)
This one is different. They were meant to to be together so Lyon was doing Billy a solid.

First for Lions keep breaking my heart

HEAVE HO UNNA

crows supporting francaise gf 2026

Jeeze, that stench of shit dragged over to this thread as well.

>>149169056
I hate you so fucking much.

we need more immigrants and refugees

post dog cunts

>>149169058
honestly based

this is the thread for /afl and various offtopic discussions

"bigfooty."

>im such a low pathetic loser of man that women of the same race as myself reject me so I need to stoop to women from the third world

lol

why do so many poofters live in sydney?

>>149169113
The first known man to take a cock up the arse came from there.

>>149169113
It's mandatory.

>>149169042 (OP)
>Lyon has the JUST haircut but still managed to pull Billy's wife
Is balding really that much of an ick?

>>149169113
For the footy.

If Australia was less gay it would be called poofstralia

>>149169106
Latin American women are objectively hotter than Australian women.

>>149169122
HOWLING
If you told me that was photoshopped on I wouldn’t doubt it.

>>149169122
For most women, yeah. Most men are knocked down at least a notch or two in attractiveness without hair. There are women who generally like or prefer bald men, or simply don't care, but the vast majority would prefer you have some hair.

>this poster constantly simping for westoids
nigga there are no women here you're not building up and good boy points
baffling kek

looked up the stats yeah sydney is fag central kek

>>149169137
Not agreeing with that poster but there's plenty of good women here mate.

What's for dinner, everyone except the tripfag?

>>149169158
Salmon and green beans.

>>149169158
linguine bolognese
not a wog btw

>>149169158
Dindins

>>149169158
fat cocks

Something that you marmite monkeys will never know the feels of

>>149169158
Steak and chips with a drizzling of a Frenchman’s shit.

>>149169174
the feeling of being a competent pilot?

my ass is eating cock for dinner

>>149169166
Based. I don't know how spaghetti became the common pairing for Bolognese, Linguine goes with it so much better.

kek was Sniff giving directions to Danger?

>>149169189
Crisp

>>149169158
roast chicken and veg

>>149169158
Going to demolish the whole tub.

>>149169158
Just had late lunch half rack of ribs but i woke up at like 1:30pm

It’s a tough life being a dosn man

>>149169202
shove it up my big fat ass

>>149169158
Roast lamb, Sofia style.

>>149169210
theres some promise desu

>>149169216
You were specifically requested to not reply. Please respect the poster's wishes.

>>149169166
based and same, cooked up a big pot and been enjoying it for days

>>149169234
Wasn't specific at all. He said not 'the tripfag'. I'm not a fag and I'm not the only trip who posts here.

some guy at the urinal next to me peeled back his foreskin and phwooaarrr the aroma of his dirty cockhead hit me and i had to run home to start masturbating

>>149169243
You were who I was referring to. Please delete your post.

>>149169251
Nah, leave it. I'm still thinking about spitroasting Sophia.

>>149169251
OK we'll you need to make it clear next time

the following are midwit 4chan npc behaviours:
>swallowing russian propoganda
>hating israel
>hating drugs
>engaging with bot posts
>hating rc
>praising china

>>149169262
Next time I will be sure to say 'the larping faggot that deserves to be killed'.

>>149169272
Yeah you're gonna have to be more specific than that mate.

>>149169153
true but i can't understand this hating on lads leveraging their high smv outside of the west.

>>149169278
Literally everyone here would know to whom I was referring with that.

>>149169128
based pajeet bullied out of alf 3 weeks ago
how are you my streetshitting skinnyfat permavirgin

>>149169285
LOL ok I highly doubt that mate, but if it makes you feel any better I'll take it that you're referring to me when you write that.

DRUBBING chance?

>>149169322
get them to top me

Wtf a seagull just flew over my house

enjoy rc's passive aggressive posting and the amount of revving he does here tbqh
dont like the homo shit though, seems to be after hes had a few drinks but overall i like him

is this a bunch of newfags fawning over rc? the generals been constantly about him for the past few days it's fucking gay as fuck

>>149169341
>>149169350
>bringing up nick daicos when he's not playing
obsessed

>>149169375
Oooooh I get it it's because Nick Daicos gets so many possessions with ease that it's just like a seagull pecking away at dropped chips around the beach ahahahahaha good one

imagine planting your lips and nose into the crevice of a females foot where the toes and ball meet

>>149169369
I don't know who you're talking about mate

See the bummers rope up

She's so pretty

brad scott out

>>149169369
>fawning
They've been talking about what a cancer he is.

>>149169158
Gyg for me

It's so easy to be a plebocrat
It's so easy to be a plebocrat
I tell them being a plebs for fools
Yet here they go breaking all the rules
It's so easy (so easy)
Yeah so doggone easy (so easy)
Ohhh it seems so easy (so easy)
As far as I'm concerned you gotta lot to learn

>>149169459
>uber: 76.90
huh?

>>149169401
She has one nice picture.

>>149169459
>$76.80 for some cold Mexican dropped at your door
Why are people willingly paying such outrageous prices?

>>149165154
Called it.

>>149169477
most people under 35 are absolutely financially illiterate and ruled completely by their dopamine systems, not much better than beasts

>>149169475
Excuse me?

>>149169485
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149169495
Shut the fuck up.

>>149169490
Looks like shit there.

Hird will be coaching Bombers next year after his media renaissance

>>149169485
why would they give a fuck? boomers living off assets they purchased for fuck all and selling them off to fobs before they expire, I wouldnt give a fuck either

>>149169498
Do you not know how to filter trips?

mum said she'd only put down an 80k deposit for me even though i'll probably inherit like $1m from her when she dies (soon)

>>149169504
Watch what Jordan shanks has to say about boomers and then get back to me.

>>149169470
>>149169477
I’m having a curly wurly for dessert which was less than a doller so it evens itself out

>>149169477
fiat currency is tribe lies and zoomers who grew up in the crypto age know money means nothing

>>149169515
yeah no worries mate looking it up now

Crazy to think that somewhere out there a cute Japanese girl is having her vagina penetrated by a thick penis

Cats have an easy run home. Top 2 for sure.

>>149169543
https://youtu.be/vxTS-tUc_IA?feature=shared this is the specific video I meant.

cut my life into pieces

>>149169158
zinger box with the traditional 3x wicked wings, not the 2x hot n crispy that they're trying to force on you these days

>AGZHULEE ZOOBUHS UH SMAT xD xD
I haven't seen such egregious cope since yesterday's (failed) attempt to justify eating fast food (i.e. proverbial - and very often literal - shit).

>>149169562
that hot n crispy is bullshit as fuck. "boneless" chicken other than nuggets, tenders and of course popcorn chicken are retarded anyway.

Just an excuse for the colonel to chuck a premium on the chicken because weak as piss faggots dont want to hurt their teefies.

>>149169593
im friends with an irl gay who legitimately doesn't eat boned chicken. it baffles me.
boneless chicken tastes so bland

>>149169617
yeah and it's ALWAYS fucking white meat. faggots like white meat because it reminds them of cum.

>>149169593
>>149169617
>>149169634
Spastics

>>149169644
grow up and learn to eat the whole chicken and deal with some bones and gristle, you literal, unironic faggot

>>149169652
umm no?

>>149169652
I don't eat meat you fat fucking pigdog.

>>149169660
Then go here >>>149154942

>>149169668
lgm
(looking grim mate)

>>149169673
dont think I will?

HAHA TIME FOR FRED

>>149169680
time for my FRED to ANNOUNCE themselves in a 100 point margin win

>>149169668
you wont kill or eat animals because that would be cannibalism, shitskin. go back to the middle east and/or India/Pakistan. try not to rape anyone on the way

Freo looking effay

todays saturday night blockbuster? fred v norf

Gluttony is a sin, stop shoving shit in your mouth

fremantle is the biggest half time intermission team in the afl
all interest died when crowley pav and the white hill retired
dont get mad fred bros its a truke you must accept

>>149169702
dumb cunt zoomer, Fred died when Mundy retired

>>149169700
meant for scatguts

just waiting for a mate

if the scumpire called a mark why fucking review it, fuck this shit is stupid. Stop spending money on fag garbage and BUY SUM FUKKIN CAMERAS

>>149169706
young was supposed to be the next mundy but the cunt is always injured.
mundy never got injured.

man i love kfc, if i buy a house it has to be near a kfc

>>149169706
you wouldnt even remember ben allans after the siren kick for victory, penis enjoyer

Don't mind Fred's kit tonight.

>>149169725
no I wouldn't, because I'm not an ancient cunt. I was there when Longuir kicked his after the siren goal against the Saints though

I’ve seen enough, north win this

>>149169737
stop replying to me eh not really up for a conversation just telling you how it is

>>149169723
the vaxx claims another promising talent. Or the substandard turf at Optus the AFL covered up.

norf should be playing this at fortress bunbury

>>149169745
what's it like being a weak faggot?

>>149169757
still replying to me mate

Anyone have a new crush?

>>149169762
yes

>>149169767
murphy reid

>>149169767
this is alf, they're all still tied up over the cross eyed kanga chick from 3 months ago.

>>149169767
My brain will wire one soon enough, work crushes all GONE

>>149169690
>y-you're brown!
Low iq maggot

>>149169767
wish i did

this Fred strip pretty kino ngl

>>149169767
Yes mate

>>149169778
All of them?

slow starting Fred off the bye, lucky Norf are fucking putrid

>>149169780
>doesnt even try to deny it, just settles with an ad hominem attack.

ok, so you're either a shitskin or the aforementioned literal faggot. or both.

loguebowl

i hate my fucking life

>>149169792
Yes mate, each and every single one
It's so over

fucks SAKE freo

>>149169809
>>149169810
It gets better. Well, it can.

guys, be nice, fred is playing away.

Plebs on the imageboard
They'll try to get you in
Casting out You's, like a farmer gone mad
They're all in drinkin beer
Eating junk food that's dear
And taking some drugs, and thinking it's mad

But don't you slip
Don't you slip
Don't you slip for the lies of the plebocrats

Friday night
See the plebs on the image board
Like a child
Jerkin eachother in their discord
So many plebs on the imageboard

>>149169767
my gf

cunt its saturday

>>149169840
This is pretty good, actually impressed, well done mate

caught a whiff of something rank just then

for someone with the Christian name "reality" he sure doesn't have a very good sense of it haha

Making pork sliders tomorrow

>>149169857
haha

If I was an afl player, my name would be Ray Peest.

Sheezel's on a mission

if suffering builds character then why do i have no character despite suffering all my life

>>149169872
suffering is the building blocks mate

>>149169866
stupid old bitch, either she outs her "source" and destroys any chance she gets inside info again or she gets found out as the fucking rumor merchant she is. Fucking blight on an already cancerous industry.

>>149169872
not that kind of suffering

>>149169872
see, they missed a word. suffering builds main character. It only works for me.

>>149169880
to what, more suffering?

>>149169866
>make up story for fun
>get proven wrong
>I can't reveal my sources tee hee
fucking scum

jye amiss haha

>>149169871
I called it.

Going at a free kick a minute

harry potter and the goblet of fire on 9Go rn

>>149169459
based housing is too expensive sperg

>>149169923
David Tennant was so shit in that one.

I thought there was a rule that if you grab the ball out of the ruck and get tackled before disposing of it it’s holding the ball

anyone else started popping valium to keep watching freo games?

wonder if mick barlow feels conflicted about this game

>>149169947
They changed it to make the game easier to rig. That's the only possible explanation as it doesn't make the game any better to watch.

>>149169504
>somebody else is already wealthy so why should i better myself financially?
why are zoomers like this? they have many decades of compounding in front of them if they pull their finger out.

>>149169947
They changed that years ago, pay attention.

who wanking they dick off

war in the middle east? don't care, sorry

there are 2 centaities in life, death, taxes and in the middle east

>>149170027
Make your next drink water, pisshead.

>>149169980
who

IF these two teams disappeared off the face of the earth...
THEN nobody would notice

>>149170045
Fremantle can stay. North are plastic as fuck though.

stupid fucking doggo pissed on my bed
looks like im freezing to death tonight

>>149169562
Hot n Crispy is better than the wings provided they don't give you one of the shrimpy, dry ones. Sometimes just one of them is like half a thigh fillet.

>>149170054
The humble idiot.

Kill me, Pete.

>>149170057
Do we really need to discuss goyslop in every fucking thread?

Just tucked into the beers.

>>149170027
So true

>>149170057
nah they're bland af.
hot n spicy pieces = wicked wings > hot n crispy

>>149170081
You realise that you're probably eating shit at least once a week by consuming this trash all the time right?

you realise no one loves you? don't every reply to my posts again

>>149170098
>>149170081
And I mean "literally" shit, as well as it being "literally" shit.

>>149170027
lay off the wine socrates

>>149170109
Do you grow all your own food?

>>149170114
No, but I can discern whether or not my food has fresh human shit in it.

>>149170054
Is it a full moon? My dog has been possessed all night causing an absolute ruckus. She's doing my fucking head in

Old turd muncher back at it again.

parker

>>149170071
We need goyslop discussion far more than we need you. Fuck off.

reminder

it's not often a man professes to be a connoisseur of human shit

>>149170145
Why do we "need" goyslop discussion

>>149170155
>RC is gay
that's old news mate

>>149170170
It nourishes the soul

Easy way to filter a waste of space? If they don’t eat fast food.

>>149170202
>I’ve been reading some iteration of these faggots posts for at least 13 years
Where does the time go?

>>149170170
Because people like it. That's the reason we don't need you. No one likes you.

My porn addiction reached its apex the other night, and that's a good thing, because now I start my journey of recovery from porn addiction.

>>149170210
Do you actually believe that or are you coping because you eat so much of it?

based Voss the angry spastic

Have you guys ever had an unusually long hair growing a random place? I found a 2cm hair growing in the middle of my forehead once

>>149170235
>My porn addiction reached its apex the other night
with what?

>>149170240
I had one that was at least 5 cm (stretched out) out of my chest

Did they unironically sell a home game to Fremantle? How is this legal?

tbf i have probably ingested human feces as i have eaten a whole lot of ass over the years

>>149170240
Found a 1.5 inch hair ground out of my ear a few months ago. That was startling.

>>149170255
BBC gangbang

How did this game just become over in the space of like three minutes?

>>149170261
they sold last weeks game to the iggs too

>>149170235
dont wank bro. im telling you if its not god theres some divine force that makes shit good for you if you dont and you stop thinking about porn and shit as much

how often do you guys look at your own faces in the mirror, like properly look

>>149170271
Freo shook off they bye round fatigue and Norf stayed Norf

>>149170271
Freo is a good team while North are shit. Guessing the enthusiasm Sheezel's teammates have been feeding off him is starting to wane.

>>149170271
fred specced into rain power for some reason this year. heavier rain just unleashed them

>>149170273
At least that was at some backwater ground.

>>149170273
so they just get a two week holiday in Perth?

finishing day 2 of no caffeine

>>149170282
maybe a few times a year
try not to because i can become captivated by how handsome i am and it gets to my head

>>149170298
Well done mate I believe in you.

>>149170298
based, wish i could say the same
t.bourby and coke selth loather

>>149170298
good luck, get over the 3 days hump and you're fine

Why don't you finish your life dumb frog

>>149170293
Yep

you're right i should get on nofap again
did wonders for me last time

>>149170270
Gross.

>>149170330
He’s not really a frog bro

>>149170330
fuck off cunt

>>149170298
I just enjoyed a nice cup of green tea and will enjoy another in about half an hour.

>>149170338
How so?

>>149170338
I was never a big coomer, maybe once a fortnight wank. I did nofap for 3 months and the level of attention I got from women was unironically bizarre. I'm not trying to big up myself I genuinely couldn't understand why it was happening.

>>149170354
based caffeine enjoyer

Absolutely shitting my guts out again. Looks like it’s another day that ends in “y”.

>>149170356
>>149170362
For me, it was a shift in confidence. I just felt an urge to go talk to women.

>>149170395
Crisp retard. Guarantee you still didn’t.

It’s so sad that there’s WA specific commentary teams, it’s like the d team

>>149170395
It always helps to buy a woman a drink to break the ice.

>>149170395
Yeah I definitely felt that surge too but I still just kept to myself, even at work women that had never said a word to me started trying to ask me how things were going out of nowhere

>>149170408
I did but this was during uni days where there were more opportunities.

>>149170298
why

i'll go on nofap but someone has to do it with me

As someone who is good with women, learned in medicine and on average has had an orgasm at least once per day in his life (taking into account preteen years when I couldnt), I fail to see how "le nofap" can have any positive benefit whatsoever.

>>149170443
lets fucking go

there's that smell again

>>149170456
starting tonight or tomorrow?

Qrd of the rc shit breath meme?

>>149170448
But RC, my problem isnt wanking every day, because I dont. My problem is when I do wank I watch really degenerate porn because I have weird fetishes.

getting a haircut tomorrow

>>149170476
fat cunt eats everything, including arse

>>149170395
Eastwood wasn't a nepobaby. He was introduced to a cameraman through a friend he'd made while serving in the Korean war, and the cameraman managed to get him an audition with a director who gave Eastwood his first tiny contract under the proviso he get some acting lessons. He then did shit tier roles for four years until he managed to get cast in Rawhide.

Wanking isn’t the disease just a symptom

Im gonna grow my hair long

>>149170475
hmm tonight or one last hurrah... fuck, if i put it off til tomorrow it might never happen.better make it tonight.
unless you've already fapped today?

>>149170509
So am I after having a buzz cut for 5 years

>6-12 months for Jack Payne
Fuck this year.

>>149170476
He ate literal shit.

I had weird fetishes from the beginning

>>149170502
just the one?

>>149170509
just the one?

>>149170518
i've not
we begin NOW

i now wet shave my head once every 3 days because my receding got just too much to deny and shaving it short doesn't look as good.

Got a slimy liquidy Essendon bubbling away in my guts.

>>149170553
How long does it take

>>149170523
I wouldn't worry. The AFL should be able to cover.

Also I'm getting a lot of warnings for my on topic posts. Anyone else?

>>149170298
>literal wonder-drug that gives you super powers with no downsides whatsoever and also imbibes a treat
>yeah nah, not for me thanks

>>149170546
LETS FUCKING GOOOO AAARRGGGGGGGGHHHHH

>>149170599
>no downsides whatsoever
based brainlet

>>149170598
Plebocrats must be out in force tonight

Brayshaws brain will be mush soon

>>149170591
about 15 minutes but i use an old school safety razor. probably be quicker with a modern blade or if i shaved everyday.

>>149170599
but enough about nicotine

>>149170599
The dumbest post I've read all night. And there were a quite a few worthy contenders

why is footy so shit these days?

Unironically going to quit watching footy because of the over umpiring, also why the fuck do they talk so much

>>149170657
Yep, crisp.

>>149170693
I blame 18 teams, poor grass-roots development. too long a season and substandard fixturing.

>>149170703
Cause it's rigged. How many times do we have to go over this?

>>149170693
I feel like a boomer, but they unironically don’t football like they used to.

the biggest "plebocrat" of all is the retard larping about being a millionaire doctor with seven children and a missus while spending literally all day on 4chan and watching footy, and then he thinks his shit opinion matters

sheezyball

>>149170730
Who are you referring to mate? Because clearly I haven't watched any footy today at all.

>>149170717
Some people never learn. You try and try and try but they're too conditioned by society it's almost like religions dogmatism.

>>149170240
Yeah I got one in between my shoulder blades. I hate it and I am sure the jews are somehow responsible for it.

norf moment

Do you think its possible to work as a cat burgler, heist specialist?
Are there groups i can join?

>NORF
LMAO

This is comically bad. Fuck me, how do you miss that?

>>149170789
You son of a bitch. I'm in.

freo are playing like shit too atm

drinking but instead of getting sad i'm getting angry
not going to lash out at youse just an observation
bitch (not you)

some quality football this couple minutes past

>>149170811
The alcoholic idiot.

>>149170816
Why am I watching this?

>>149170798
Mate your too fat, ill give you a call if we need to displace all the water out of a swimming pool

Based norfies ruin every match they’re involved in

Haven’t had a solid shit in yonks. Just slop after slop.

>>149170821
i'm not an alcoholic
not coprophagic either

>>149170789
i unironically learned how to crack safes when i forgot the code to one. it's surprisingly easy it just takes ages.

>>149170837
What did you eat today?

hate my life

>>149170858
cock

>>149170844
Utterly crisp.

>>149170858
i don't want to talk about it

>>149170823
Because you subscribed to Jewo and now you want to get your money's worth. Easy solution for that.

>>149170789
Im going to do locksmithing at tafe

you know Norf are shit when MY Fred in the wet are still better than them.

>>149170886
jasper?

>>149170789
you would have to be ex-military at a minimum and not a fucking crayon eater or retard who posts here. Special Ops 2 divorces deep and nothing left most probably. Like those dudes who jacked all that silver in Victoria a while back

lol, you dumb jew. Obvious 50.

Thinkin' some late night lazy moes.

Norf = Syracuse
Freo = Antipholus
lol

>>149170789
easier to do legal stealing like getting a degree in finance or something way less chances of going to gaol as well

heavily antisemitic 50m penalty

>>149170936
this. start some ndis grift.

>>149170966
based half of my extended family

rekon that slow old cunt Fyfe will do alright when he gets subbed on in the wet

>>149170966
Realistically how much longer can that grift be permitted to run without proper oversight?

Fyfes hands are elite

>>149171003
can confirm

>dual brownlow medalist nat fyfe
Thought this crock had retired.

man Serong looking like a fat cunt, same with Ryan. My FredGODS eatin good.

In the suburbs
The western suburbs
The plebocrat sleeps tonight

In the suburbs
The western suburbs
The plebocrat sleeps tonight

Norf still innit

I really need a back massage.

>>149170998
dunno but i heard cunts are getting $95/hr to walk dogs

>>149171003
Fyfe gave me a top tier handy while I was fingering hex from good game in a nightclub ince

>>149171059
I pay 120. It's reasonable as they have to drive out a fair way in the middle of the week.

how do you do fellow adults?

a wimoweh a wimoweh
in the general
the football general
a shit muncher posts tonight

oh in the general
the football general
it smells like shit tonight

>>149171059
Yes, I've heard the same stories. Many, many of them. With zero oversight and $44.3 billion spent on it in the last financial year I don't doubt a significant portion of them are true.

>>149170966
Its unaustralian to not be grifting ndis

I just like to drink by myself and watch WWF from the late 90s and early 2000s

>>149170998
at least another 4 years

Why do I have to jump through hoops to log in to mygov every single time, least user friendly service ever

Protip: Start a tattoo removal business. The industry is about to boom.

>>149171125
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149171118
the real questions is can you turn that into an ndis grift?

business idea: mrna removal business

>>149171125
based me over a decade ago during the sleeve crazy

>>149171118
based

Might start revving up the shit music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeV_POB16f8

been any good footy games recently?

>>149171205
huh?

what are some good ndis business ideas?

>>149171205
>checks score
Think north will get rigged back into this (if you count that as good(

>>149171120
Country will beyond salvaging at that point, if it isn't already.

>>149171217
good matches, seems like almost every match feels grim these days

>it's another kayo memory leak fucks the browser episode
Yawn.

>>149171229
hymen scratcher

Umm I think I might hate footy now
Haven't enjoyed a single game all year and don't give a fuck whether my team wins or loses

>>149171239
I dunno, I just watch my dosn get raped every week and can't bring myself to endure any other match.

>>149171188
Thought you said shit music?

why the fuck does...... pavlich, always have these really..... weird pregnant.... pauses every time he talks?

>>149171247
64GB looms

>>149171168
Does Steph take it up the butt occasionally?

FREDSTERS???

>>149171276
CTE

>>149171284
They call him HHH for a reason.

>fyfe comes on
>fred collapses
cohencidence?

>>149171276
he's ESL and slav enunciation makes it sound like he stutters, the breathing is all wrong

>>149171284
you gotta pay the price to climb the ranks

...loom?

KANGA KANGA KANGA

>>149171261
Can't say I disagree with you.
being a pies fan myself, matches have been alright but fuck, every other match has been unwatchable.

>>149171276
lack.....of.....meth.....mostly

DOCKERS CHOKE IS ONE

>>149171229
friend simulator supplier (just sending them a link to /afl/)

OH NO NO NO
FREDBROS

uhhh, fred??

>Fred off the bye
you idiots never listen

>>149171285
FRAUDSTERS???

imagine norf goes 2-0 in their wa trip

>>149171168
nofap bro i hope you're still with me after this

>>149171342
hasn't even been 2 hours mate, how bad are you?

>>149171338
That’ll be 2.5 mil thanks

>>149171342
of course i am

>>149171340
This song reminds me of 2020. Just got off my shift on a Friday night. 8 pack of craft beers from BWS, a frozen pizza in the oven. Crack open a bag of salt and vinegar chips and rev up the shitposting. I wish I could go back.

uhh, RCcanttipacanoebros?

>>149171354
>>149171342
I'm gonna do it with you as well. Only to prove how retarded this really is.

>>149171354
the first night is always the hardest for me anything could trigger me in this state
>>149171361
based
give me strength

>>149171354
>brock lesnar blows inside of this

Just switched over from NRL. Why are your officals so LGBTQ+ looking? I also just saw a pride flag in the crowd? XD??

Drinking a nice Barossa shiraz, and you?

>>149171385
BASED get around it big fella

>>149171388
yeah fair enough, good luck mate. Get a handle of it because life is way better on the other side

>>149171404
low calorie mid-strength lager

can somebody get a clip of him eating the lolly snake on the bench

Footys so shit I might just kill myself
What the fuck is the point anymore

>>149171404
sitting here slowly dehydrating

... Loom

>>149171427
nice controlled drinker
for me it's either nothing or everything
no in between i am a man of passions

this game now has my interest piqued

>>149171441
Crispola

>>149171444
based tannins man

clearly touched

>>149171229
pick whatever you like doing and do that.
I know support workers who hit the gym with clients, or go walking on the beach, or watch movies, or go bowling. there's space for 'watch footy with retards'

>>149171472
>>149171473
+1 incel aura

>slut whore of a cunt given one job and fucks it up
Goddammit I hate foids so much

>>149171472
>>149171473
The misogynistic idiots

>>149171470
based altar boy

KEK that handball

Two let offs within 15 seconds for McDonald

two bottom 4 teams

Thinking I crack in to the chips.

>>149171486
Dude. Go outside and talk to women ffs

i'm *literally* a misogynist

>>149171496
What kind of chips?

>>149171472
>>149171473
>>149171486
crisp and perceptive

>>149171500
i don't know how

>network disconnected
kayo is taking the fucking piss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8z-qP34-1Y
I swear the singer died. Did old mate Nelson get to me?

>>149171381
>put the house on essendon
yeah righto cockhead

>>149171510
what you get for being a paypig

>>149171506
not him but cheezels

It is true that women have no place on the footy field

>>149171500
No foid pigs in this country are worthy of my monstrous white cock.

>>149171506
Lime and black pepper.

>"go out and talk to people"
>they're all huddled in their groups or on their phones and have no interest in talking to anyone new
much like the afl, it is rigged and a lie

FUCKING FYFE AGAIN
FUCKIN GET HIM OFF

>>149171510
try incognito mode. tends to cap the leaks for some reason.

>>149171518
That was a test

>literally drop the ball
>PLAY ON

>>149171534
based same

Fiending for fucking LOOM

>>149171523
Nice

>>149171534
Meh

You are after all my friends whether you like it or not or whether I like it or not. I'll be wearing the Collingwood hat into the Iran war.

Umpiring has never been worse
What a pointless waste of time this has all become
Absolute bullshit that only a moron could enjoy

The issue isn't that she's female, it's that the fact she's female is almost certainly the only reason she has the job. I have no issue with her personally but her error represents the corruption of the AFLs values

>>149171555
Not on.

>>149171560
It really is critically bad. I don't even know how it's possible for it to be this bad.

blow the fuggen siren
:DD

as a Fredman this is not worth celebrating, getting over the line in a tight one against fucking NORF. Absolute pretenders, can't wait to see the cattle out in force tomorrow in their Freo merch, fucking dogs.

>>149171565
Seen plenty of male goal umpires make errors. In fact it's the male goal umpires that are the reason there's a score review system.

I hate everyone involved in the current administration of the AFL
Fucking vermin filth

LOOM MARGIN IS BACK

The child-care industry is unethical.

I despise all those who contribute to Australian society

fred going life and death with norf of all clubs

Don't want to talk about the footy anymore what should we talk about
Interesting stuff happening in the middle east

>Sell your home game to your opponent
>Lose by a goal
Nice competitive integrity there by Norf.

FUCK

>>149171605
every fucking game they pull this shit no matter who they play

Never rely on Norf for anything. Fucking perennial losers.

>>149171593
it's a societal problem where a 1 income household can't support a family or buy a house

so parents are forced to pay child care whilst they both work

kids 4-6 shouldn't be in child care their mother should be teaching them just the basic shit (this is a pear, this is an apple, 2+2=4) etc....

but because of the way society has developed now they outsource that shit to a 20 year old blue haired non-binary person

Absolutely disgraceful day of football

Loomies we were so c;pse...

norf have been showing good signs for 6 years now

what an absolute shit fest. Umpires were fucking god awful as usual. MY Fred aren't contenders at all.

fredbros are we really celebrating this??

Has Kingy weighed in on this result yet?
*waits with baited breath*

>Fred
>off the bye
>in the wet
>STILL can't beat them
just fold North, it's fucking over.

>yeah i'll just fuck off my own infant children to some stranger and they'll raise them for me
utterly insane.

>North, they're actually a very good team
Really, Jacko?

>>149171646
wins a win innit

I hate retards, don't want anything to do with them

Dillon Faggot or whatever the fuck that cock-sucking queer's name is should be made to front up tomorrow and justify today's football
What an absolute disgrace to the nation
Death to the AFL

>>149171646
Winning away from home always feels good.

Have you blokes enjoyed the footy this weekend?

The league has gone to SHIT
Football has gone to SHIT

>>149171659
this guy gets it

>>149171646
nah absolutely not, pathetic effort and as soon as Fyfe came in and Switta went out it all went to shit and broke down. This side isn't a serious threat.

>>149171677
Hated it. Made me reconsider the amount of time and money I invest in it.

They're celebrating it.

>>149171702
based blind cunt

I've got a great idea to improve the game: dogshit fixture dreamt up by a down syndrome cunt whose just taken 17 kicks to the head
What a fucking disgrace the AFL is
Looking forward to hearing the usual fuckheads talk this bullshit up fucking cunts

>I REFUSE TO WATCH FOOTBALL WITH KATH ANYMORE
Oh no, has Kath been bullying Kingy again, this time about her Dockers beating the Roos?

fine I'll do it myself

>make 900 toiling for shekelberg to put your own children with some wackjob stranger woman everyday for 950 a week
the mind boggles.

Fucking bullshit competition complete garbage

>>149171728
Who eats a snake like that

>>149171700
>money
wtf do you spend money on

I went to catholic school but I'm not catholic

>>149171729
but albo gives you a rebate on childcare so they vote for him not seeing it's just another brick in the house cards known as our economy
yet if you talk to these people they are savant's when it comes to economics

>>149171742
Club membership, reserve seating for some games and kayo subscription.

Honestly worst season for football I can remember

Is homeschooling a viable option in this day and age

Absolutely vomiting out of my arse.

>>149171681
crisp Dildo

>>149171744
>i love my boss and "career" more than my children
>i pick them up every evening and they hardly know who i am
utter madness.

>>149171754
i know people that do it

>>149171738
>hang it to one side so you can talk to the coach
>message received so you suck it into your mouth
>finish with "yeah mate alright" as you gobble down
what's so hard to understand

>>149171677
First time I've been to watch my catters this year, it was fun however the state of the game right now is fucking atrocious.

>>149171769
/r/ThatHappened

>>149171767
We can only hope.

>>149171754
no, the hometeacher needs to be professionally qualified and their lesson plans be externally verified/validated by the state's education department and national curriculum offices. with all the effort that goes into it someone may as well just get paid to do it.

>>149171754
unironically yes. Know a guy who runs a small marketing agency from Perth, has 2 kids and lives in SEA homeschooling his kids. Loves life.

>>149171728
How come you can get this gay shit and no videos of Kath?

>>149171764
>the idea is to destroy the nuclear family and the state raises the child to just be a tool to be used in it's economy
>hey we need more miner's so train the child in that
>hey we need soldiers train the child in that

this is just the soft left approach to it where people think their kids are getting some kind of pre-kindy education that gives them a leg up when they get to real school

in reality someone else is raising your kids

mick was homeschooled iykwim haha

>>149171754
it's extremely viable. Don't listen to retards like >>149171787 who've never had sex let alone have children

finna fiddle with my bumhole

>>149171797
I don't know who kath is but my interest is men with snake in their mouth

>>149171798
The industry are active agents in destroying the nuclear family. Truly wicked, truly immoral. No sector is less moral than the childcare sector.

Is there any way to generate a nude Kath?

>>149171825
not unless you want to risk jailtime

Just tastes my smegma and it was actually kind of yummy

>>149171825
yes

Used to roll myself in to a c shape and cum on my face.

>>149171754
https://www.vic.gov.au/home-school-your-child
Lots of groups and resources to help with the cyrriculum. Not sure how easy to get approved. Will find out when I have kids and if it's too hard I will leave this state/country.

I came into my hand and then used a finger to shove some up my bum once
I wanted to know if you could feel semen inside you

>>149171851
Truly a man of science who is definitely not gay.

>>149171851
Used to think I'd give myself aids if I did this, so avoided it.

>>149171851
what was your conclusion?

>>149171851
You forgot your trip.

we finna sesh post now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiEf10UO8fg

>>149171858
Objectively correct. At least this guy would know if he's ever been drugged and raped should the situation occur.

Suns will drop out of the 8 next week and not make it back in

Just want to say I fucking love you blokes more than life itself.

>>149171825
a decent kathfake may be the only thing to pull me out of nofap

>>149171886
y-you too

>>149171886
thanks mate that repost means a heck of a lot to an anon like me

>>149171787
still spouting this bullshit i see

no fappers probably just staring at the wall right now lol

>>149171916
>CTRL+F flagmantle
>one result
PerthChink86 is that you mate? Obsessed. No legitimate Fremantle fan is celebrating that win, IF >we make the 8 >we will get bundled out in straight sets.

getting pretty heavy on the piss apologies if i schizo blogpost

you lads should read the underground history of american education. or anything from gatto desu.

>>149171928
>PerthChink86
kek forgot about that cunt

>>149171930
Crispington

man they actually won the 2nd half convincingly, but started like old grannys

>>149171928
Kingy called it preseason

Blokes got his eye on one thing, and that's the punt.

umpiring has been shithouse this season but i think the real reason why the footy sucks is because every team except collingwood is shit. it means every round feels like either one sided matchups or two retards fighting where the result is a coinflip of who plays less shithouse. doesn't help that most teams are carrying injuries on some of their best players.
honestly i blame opening round shortening the preseason. it's no coincidence that most of the injuries happened to last years finalists.

just woke up after 12 hours covered in a puddle of my own piss with a splitting headache

>>149171949
That game was rigged as fuck. The bullshit 50 Buddy got early set the tone for the game.

makes no sense that you knew how long you were out for does it. work on the basics before you focus on creating a narrative

>>149171983
better get back on the beers, that'll make everything better

>>149171949
IF bad kicking is bad football...

THEN nat fyfe is a bad footballer

>>149171983
based Lahey

>>149171979
strength and conditioning is a fucking joke these days, so many players are getting injured
umpiring is abysmal, this play style of only scoring off turnover because that's the only time the game is open enough to actually move the ball is shit, and having 15 players from each team in a pocket and praying for a lucky kick or dump kick shits me to no end
also the amount of flopping, ducking and posing for free kicks that is rewarded, yet pushes in the back and blocks from marking contests not being paid, is genuinely baffling

>>149172012
he's long past it, just fuck him off already. my biggest fear is that they bring Walters back in. Sure Amiss has been quiet and probably loses out but he's too old and too slow to slot back into that forward line now. I'd rather they just pay him to coach Dudley and Narkle

football is FUCKING SHIT these days
genuinely considering stopping watching it it's so bad now

still need a latina gf

>>149172067
I'm invested for now because of supercoach but after this home and away season I'm done
don't give a fuck who wins the premiership it's all rigged anyway, probably whoever ducks and throws the ball the most

>>149172067
>now

>>149172030
yep we win the ball off their half back from the kick in it's just strangling the game
theirs no massive running plays from half back to half forward

its just force the ball into our f50 and then don't let it out with 30 players in that area so the ball can't escape

Anyway, gonna rev up some Kpop and have a wank.

>>149172077
this but nerdy french gf who would look cute in footy merch

>>149172098
wtf bro i thought we were in this together

alright i'm in if he's not, got no reason to fap any more anyway

>>149172107
i'm still going strong
#day1

>>149172107
Already got a missus, don't need this shit.

>>149172107
we can do it brah, i'm with you

we need to band together brothers and stop letting women control us and what we do ay
not saying disrespect them or whatever but stop basing our lives around them and gainting their approvel and shit ay

jpop for me
https://youtu.be/7PtvnaEo9-0?si=1pdezpSj8OcdGzLZ

fucking indian next door playing his shit music again. everyday i pray he has a tragic selfie accident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
For me? Shoving objects in to my bumhole.

Does Qantas finally have onboard wifi now? Last few times I've flown it the fuckers still haven't had it.

>>149172180
my neighbours are chinks and like to fire up the karaoke machines in their backyard

>>149172284
crisp filipinos

norf mandurah utterly fuckin useless

>>149172180
>>149172284
Oh no!
How will the plebocracy recover from this?

>>149172120
having a missus means you have even less excuses
ejaculating from sex is allowed

Since when was rc woke?

>>149172395
What about ejaculations from a blow jov or head job?

I thought the whole point was semen retention? Otherwise it's pointless for me to do this challenge.

>>149172422
different degrees of nofap
obviously full semen retention provides the most direct physiological benefits but you still reap almost all of the psychological, spiritual, hormonal and psychosomatic benefits from strictly cutting out masturbation and (most importantly) porn even if you still cum from the loving sexual affection of another conscious human being

>>149172528
>conscious human being
What about if they're unconscious?

>>149172528
Masturbation is absolutely crucial for me to think straight. If Sofia isn't around and it's been almost 20 hours I can barely think let alone build a rocket. Only reason I'm doing this is to prove how retarded it is.

>>149172627
i don't want to talk about it

>>149172643
no but steven play

I have a lot to get done tomorrow. Can we at least blow our load tonight and start fresh the next day?

>>149172889
no but steven may

>>149172266
They did last week

>>149172643
this sounds similar to a fat person saying they can't go more than 6 hours without snacking because they get so hungry they can't cope anymore

>>149172266
>oh no I can't go 10 hours without le fuggen WiFi Dx Dx

>quarter billionaire flies commercial
pleb

>>149172965
THIS. Fried dopamine receptors is the true "pandemic" out there these days.

>>149172960
Yeah I have a sex addiction.

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>149173009
I'm on great terms with Josh Bruce, and I helped him extend his AFL career, so this is not quite the burn you think it is.

brownlow = baz
coleman = jez
premiers = cats
norm = max

>8th fake RC doesn't know the lore
Sad. Predictable but sad.

>>149172931
About a fucking time.

i gaped my arse with a big black dildo and then gooned all night to gay BBC fucking white guys

>>149173357
Utterly crisp.

corr absolutely fanging for good pub feed right now

>>149173357
seek christ

>>149173357
trip on RC

Drink my piss faggot I'll paint my willy green

>>149173261
What lore? Some idiot Saints fan got butt hurt and then uses a picture of his favourite player to react to my posts. Then said player goes and fucks off to another team because his club is utter garbage.

i'm a sissy boibitch cumslut begging for hot guys with massive throbbing cocks to fuck my arse and fill my colon with their hot sticky cum

don't understand gayposting

are you fucking legends watching le mans?

@149173602
keep dancing to my tune you fat slob

I shall now

>>149173866
holy based blast from the past, fatguts on pooicide watch

>>149173808
US Open.

fucking bitch

>>149173866
He truly knows nothing about everything.

>>149174099
it's amazing really

no wanking for me no sir

>>149174452
This is easily the most retarded thing I've ever done.

sick of it, had an absolute gutfull, fuck it off, fuck it all

>This is easily the most retarded thing I've ever done.
says the fat cunt posting on a Burmese car sales forum for over a decade

what's the matter fakeguts gotta go and inflate you "wife"

failed

>>149176274
I told you it's fucking retarded.

I'm gonna let Sofia jerk me off now so we can both start fresh today.

I'm just so sad all the time

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>>149177612
>>149177612